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Gallery of Comebacks Which Could Save Your Life

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Gallery of Comebacks Which Could Save Your Life

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Gallery of Comebacks Which Could Save Your Life

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Gallery of Comebacks Which Could Save Your Life

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	==Gallery of Comebacks Which Could Save Your Life==		==Gallery of Comebacks Which Could Save Your Life==
	One of the truly valuable services Bullystoppers provides is a list of 101 stellar, witty, comebacks to use on bullies, disarming them and completely pwning the shit out of them. Nobody will fuck with you when you can say incredible lines like these:		One of the truly valuable services Bullystoppers provides is a list of 101 stellar, witty, comebacks to use on bullies, disarming them and completely pwning the shit out of them. Nobody will fuck with you when you can say incredible lines like these:
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	Image:Comeback Line 23.JPG\|THIS COMEBACK COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE		Image:Comeback Line 23.JPG\|THIS COMEBACK COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE
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	Image:Comeback Line 98.JPG\|YES THERE WILL BE A QUIZ		Image:Comeback Line 98.JPG\|YES THERE WILL BE A QUIZ
	Image:bullyraep.jpg\|Bullystoppers is a great tool to help you become a better bondage slave during bully raep.		Image:bullyraep.jpg\|Bullystoppers is a great tool to help you become a better bondage slave during bully raep.
	</gallery>		</gallery></center>
	The classic "[[get a life]]" is even included; these are clearly well-researched and effective.		The classic "[[get a life]]" is even included; these are clearly well-researched and effective.
	While ANY ONE OF THEM COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE, they will probably just cause your shit to get kicked in harder; to quote the site, "discretion when using these comebacks is advised."		While ANY ONE OF THEM COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE, they will probably just cause your shit to get kicked in harder; to quote the site, "discretion when using these comebacks is advised."

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External Links

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	*[http://www.bullystoppers.com/ Bullystoppers]		*[http://www.bullystoppers.com/ Bullystoppers]

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grammer nazi fix

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	[[Image:Self-talk with eating disorder google ad.JPG\|thumb\|200px\|right\|Sample page, with a very [[WHAT\|relevant]] [[Ana\|eating disorder]] treatment Google ad.]][[Image:Report bullying complete with ass-covering.JPG\|thumb\|200px\|right\|What is permitted in the report -- NO REAL NAMES.]]		[[Image:Self-talk with eating disorder google ad.JPG\|thumb\|200px\|right\|Sample page, with a very [[WHAT\|relevant]] [[Ana\|eating disorder]] treatment Google ad.]][[Image:Report bullying complete with ass-covering.JPG\|thumb\|200px\|right\|What is permitted in the report -- NO REAL NAMES.]]
	[[Image:101 Great Comeback Lines.JPG\|thumb\|200px\|right\|Bullystoppers has [http://www.bullystoppers.com/101_great_comeback_lines.htm 101 witty, incisive comeback lines] to use, and they are free!]]		[[Image:101 Great Comeback Lines.JPG\|thumb\|200px\|right\|Bullystoppers has [http://www.bullystoppers.com/101_great_comeback_lines.htm 101 witty, incisive comeback lines] to use, and they are free!]]
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	==Bullystoppers Mission==		==Bullystoppers Mission==
	Bullystoppers is a site dedicated to helping you protect [[pussy\|yourself]] from [[Hal Turner\|bullies]]. And their primary [[bullshit\|advice]] on how to deal with the problem is: '''be a ~~whiney~~-assed shitfaced tattletale''' about it. Yes, with Bullystoppers, you too can run to [[your mom\|mama]] when someone is [[Snapesnogger\|mean to you.]] However, the site is a bit on the vague side on what the best practices are after the [[Argent009\|bully]] you ratted out beats the living shit out of you. The site could teach you how to fight, but once [[nerds\|kids like that]] have power, it just creates one of those circles.		Bullystoppers is a site dedicated to helping you protect [[pussy\|yourself]] from [[Hal Turner\|bullies]]. And their primary [[bullshit\|advice]] on how to deal with the problem is: '''be a whiny-assed shitfaced tattletale''' about it. Yes, with Bullystoppers, you too can run to [[your mom\|mama]] when someone is [[Snapesnogger\|mean to you.]] However, the site is a bit on the vague side on what the best practices are after the [[Argent009\|bully]] you ratted out beats the living shit out of you. The site could teach you how to fight, but once [[nerds\|kids like that]] have power, it just creates one of those circles.

	==Report Your Bullying Online==		==Report Your Bullying Online==

imported>Unknown: Created page with " relevant eating disorder treatment Google ad.]][[Image:Report bu..."

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Created page with " thumb|200px|right|Sample page, with a very [[WHAT|relevant eating disorder treatment Google ad.]][[Image:Report bu..."

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[[Image:Self-talk with eating disorder google ad.JPG|thumb|200px|right|Sample page, with a very [[WHAT|relevant]] [[Ana|eating disorder]] treatment Google ad.]][[Image:Report bullying complete with ass-covering.JPG|thumb|200px|right|What is permitted in the report -- NO REAL NAMES.]]
[[Image:101 Great Comeback Lines.JPG|thumb|200px|right|Bullystoppers has [http://www.bullystoppers.com/101_great_comeback_lines.htm 101 witty, incisive comeback lines] to use, and they are free!]]
[[Image:Bsbadhtml.jpg|thumb|200px|right|HOW AM I EVAR GOING TO LOSE THAT BULLY WITHOUT A PROPER LINK TO USING THE POKER FACE?!?!1]]
Are you being bullied? Do you live in constant fear of that fat, borderline-[[retard|Down's Syndrome]] kid in gym class giving you another atomic-wedgie and hanging you by your underpants on the girl's locker-room doorknob? '''Are you so fucking pathetic that even the [[nerd|chess club]] beats the shit out of you and takes your lunch money?'''

''Then Bullystoppers is for you!''

==Bullystoppers Mission==
Bullystoppers is a site dedicated to helping you protect [[pussy|yourself]] from [[Hal Turner|bullies]]. And their primary [[bullshit|advice]] on how to deal with the problem is: '''be a whiney-assed shitfaced tattletale''' about it. Yes, with Bullystoppers, you too can run to [[your mom|mama]] when someone is [[Snapesnogger|mean to you.]] However, the site is a bit on the vague side on what the best practices are after the [[Argent009|bully]] you ratted out beats the living shit out of you. The site could teach you how to fight, but once [[nerds|kids like that]] have power, it just creates one of those circles.

==Report Your Bullying Online==
One of the most useful aspects of Bullystoppers is the fact that you can report [[IRL]] bullying [[Series of tubes|ONLINE!]] Through the magic of the tubes, your cry for help will be immediately be brought to the attention of the [[FBI|authorities]], the bully brought to treatment, and the ongoing trauma that is your childhood or [[Almost raped|adolescence]] be transformed into popularity and [[MySpace|social acceptance]] FOREVAR!!!111!1one (See: [[Lies]])

===Sample Report===
This sample report contains all the [[TL;DR|needed information]] to be actionable by [[Tranquility Bay|school authorities]], as you may plainly see. With such specificity, such well-defined information, it would be possible for the largest moron on the planet to easily determine who is doing the bullying, and who he or she is doing the bullying to!

School Name and type (Middle, High School, etc : lps
USA State or Country : canada
Date of Report : feb.28/2007
Grade of Student (who is bullying) : 6
What is happening? (be specific!) : whispering, pointing, laughing, and lieing. also getting
boys to hurt a 5th grade girl because all the boys thinks shes pretty so she gets them to
hurt others
Where and When it is happening? (be specific!) : at recess and after school in chatrooms.
What Bus # is it happening on? :
Any other facts that may help: : this same girl has been bullying girls for years, she has even
had the police called on her before asher mother joins in the action.

==Gallery of Comebacks Which Could Save Your Life==
One of the truly valuable services Bullystoppers provides is a list of 101 stellar, witty, comebacks to use on bullies, disarming them and completely pwning the shit out of them. Nobody will fuck with you when you can say incredible lines like these:
<gallery>
Image:Comeback Line 23.JPG|THIS COMEBACK COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE
Image:Comeback Line 83.JPG|SO COULD THIS ONE
Image:Comeback Line 39.JPG|[[HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?|OR THIS ONE]]
Image:Bullyreply4.JPG|ITS ONLY WORDS GUISE RLY DON'T WORRY
Image:Comeback Line 98.JPG|YES THERE WILL BE A QUIZ
Image:bullyraep.jpg|Bullystoppers is a great tool to help you become a better bondage slave during bully raep.
</gallery>
The classic "[[get a life]]" is even included; these are clearly well-researched and effective.
While ANY ONE OF THEM COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE, they will probably just cause your shit to get kicked in harder; to quote the site, "discretion when using these comebacks is advised."

==Reasons to Cry to Mama==
According to the Bullyologists at Bullystoppers.com, the following are legitimate reasons for being depressed and [[emo]] about being bullied (these are direct quotes from the site):

* Someone is threatening to beat you up in school, including when walking to or from school, when you get off the bus, while talking to you on your cell phone or while you are online using instant messaging, in chat rooms or by email.
* Someone is taking something of yours without your permission.
* Someone is spreading rumors about you or your family. (whether it is true or not)
* Someone is embarrassing you in front of others by either calling you names or doing something to you (like hiding your book, pulling your seat out from under you, etc.)
* Someone is telling other kids not to talk to you or be friends with you.
* Someone continues to shove into you in the halls and says it is always an accident.
* Someone is sexually harassing you (always following you around, whistling at you when you walk by, making comments about your body, etc.)
* Someone is [[TSA|touching your special area]] when you have told them not too.

To many, these are signs of being bullied. But those who feel this way are [[liberal|fucking whiner pussies]]. To [[Gay|everyone else]], the above situations are what is known as "High School"

==Advice==

===One Solution===

[[Image:Dontbeaneasytarget.JPG|frame|400px|center|According to Bullystoppers this kid was [[ASKING FOR IT]].]]

===Another Solution===

Dry it up and get the fuck over it, you fucking [[Babyfur|baby]] [[fag|faggot]].

===The Final Solution===

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==External Links==
*[http://www.bullystoppers.com/ Bullystoppers]

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