Browser MMO - Revision history

imported>Shifty at 05:55, 18 May 2012

2012-05-18T05:55:34Z

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imported>Shifty at 05:55, 18 May 2012

2012-05-18T05:55:34Z

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imported>Shifty at 05:55, 18 May 2012

2012-05-18T05:55:34Z

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imported>Shifty at 05:55, 18 May 2012

2012-05-18T05:55:34Z

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	The same principles have been applied to Facebook despite the fact that to play a game on that, you must be broke and using a Starbuck's internet ~~(Hard to believe, I know)~~		The same principles have been applied to Facebook despite the fact that to play a game on that, you must be broke and using a Starbuck's internet connection.
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imported>Barlakopofai at 11:51, 17 May 2012

2012-05-17T11:51:07Z

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	*Godfather 5 Families - Another "town management" piece of shit except with a "film noir" setting. Sort of.		*Godfather 5 Families - Another "town management" piece of shit except with a "film noir" setting. Sort of.
	*8 Realms - [[Jagex\|Fagex's]] attempt at empire management. Imagine Empire Earth, but shittier, and as an MMO.		*8 Realms - [[Jagex\|Fagex's]] attempt at empire management. Imagine Empire Earth, but shittier, and as an MMO.
			[[File:Hello.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The principle is similar to shoving stuff in your ass to enlarge the hole.]]

	Then we move on to the grind-a-thon MMO's. These are like [[World of Warcraft]], but without the slightest chance of fun. These basically involve spending collosal amounts of time beating the shit out of minor enemies or collecting a metric fuckton of resources, then selling all the sweet loots for an [[e-peen]] enhancement, which, after suitable growth, can be used to ejaculate all over low-level players, making them [[ragequit]] and never play again, depriving you of moar [[loli\|sweet tender innocent flesh]] to [[raep]], thus creating an endless circle as unlucky low level players are forced from the game, resulting in you doing nothing but having shitty "who's got the biggest [[penis\|weapon]]" fights with the other chosen few.		Then we move on to the grind-a-thon MMO's. These are like [[World of Warcraft]], but without the slightest chance of fun. These basically involve spending collosal amounts of time beating the shit out of minor enemies or collecting a metric fuckton of resources, then selling all the sweet loots for an [[e-peen]] enhancement, which, after suitable growth, can be used to ejaculate all over low-level players, making them [[ragequit]] and never play again, depriving you of moar [[loli\|sweet tender innocent flesh]] to [[raep]], thus creating an endless circle as unlucky low level players are forced from the game, resulting in you doing nothing but having shitty "who's got the biggest [[penis\|weapon]]" fights with the other chosen few.

imported>Barlakopofai at 11:25, 17 May 2012

2012-05-17T11:25:01Z

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			The same principles have been applied to Facebook despite the fact that to play a game on that, you must be broke and using a Starbuck's internet (Hard to believe, I know)
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imported>CoffeePoweredPenguin at 23:04, 10 May 2012

2012-05-10T23:04:38Z

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	Examples of these games include:		Examples of these games include:

	*[[Dark Orbit]]		*[[space\|Dark Orbit]]
	*[[Neopets]]		*[[Neopets]]
	*[[Runescape]] - The game that strives to have the lowest content-to-grinding ratio possible.		*[[Runescape]] - The game that strives to have the lowest content-to-grinding ratio possible.

imported>Gandalf: Resteraunt city is a no-name two-bit thug in the Browser MMO World.

2012-05-09T13:01:31Z

Resteraunt city is a no-name two-bit thug in the Browser MMO World.

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	*[[Dark Orbit]]		*[[Dark Orbit]]
	*[[Neopets]]		*[[Neopets]]
	*[[Restaurant city]]
	*[[Runescape]] - The game that strives to have the lowest content-to-grinding ratio possible.		*[[Runescape]] - The game that strives to have the lowest content-to-grinding ratio possible.

imported>Dragoon0909: added 8 realms

2012-05-01T04:50:42Z

added 8 realms

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	*[[Evony]] (See [[Tits]]) - A shitty MMO scam masquerading as a pornographic website.		*[[Evony]] (See [[Tits]]) - A shitty MMO scam masquerading as a pornographic website.
	*Godfather 5 Families - Another "town management" piece of shit except with a "film noir" setting. Sort of.		*Godfather 5 Families - Another "town management" piece of shit except with a "film noir" setting. Sort of.
			*8 Realms - [[Jagex\|Fagex's]] attempt at empire management. Imagine Empire Earth, but shittier, and as an MMO.


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	*Gives a [[cum\|feeling of achievement]], hooking you deeper into the game.		*Gives a [[cum\|feeling of achievement]], hooking you deeper into the game.
	*Gives a [[bondage\|feeling of possession]], and the feeling that if you quit [[the game]], you are losing a physical possession.		*Gives a [[bondage\|feeling of possession]], and the feeling that if you quit [[the game]], you are losing a physical possession.
	*Costs you irl [[money]] and feeds power-hungry shitty companies like Zynga.		*Costs you irl [[money]] and feeds power-hungry shitty companies like Zynga.
	*Makes you look like a giant faggot.		*Makes you look like a giant faggot.

imported>Williamcll: too much dark orbit

2012-04-18T01:10:45Z

too much dark orbit

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	Truly the cesspool of gaming, Browser MMO's are games that exist expressly to open the anus of the gaming community in a tasteful goatse-esque fashion, pour in the liquid shit of faggotry that is the average Browser MMO player, and steal their money to "support their website" with.		Truly the cesspool of gaming, Browser MMO's are games that exist expressly to open the anus of the gaming community in a tasteful goatse-esque fashion, pour in the liquid shit of faggotry that is the average Browser MMO player, and steal their money to "support their website" with.

	Browser MMO's require nothing of the user except an extraordinary lust for delicious polygonal boobage and more patience than a Buddhist monk. The majority of said games either require you to do nothing but select "Build This?" then wait your entire pointless life for the construction to be completed so you can have 5 more non-existant people to do more non-existant work for a [[XBox Live\|non-existant reward]]. You can literally find thousands of these kind of games, many of them on portable platforms so you can waste time on the go, during your [[Unemployment\|busy schedule]].		Browser MMO's require nothing of the user except an extraordinary lust for delicious polygonal boobage and more patience than a Buddhist monk (and a web [[browser]] or it wouldn't be called '''Browser''' MMO, no?). The majority of said games either require you to do nothing but select "Build This?" then wait your entire pointless life for the construction to be completed so you can have 5 more non-existant people to do more non-existant work for a [[XBox Live\|non-existant reward]]. You can literally find thousands of these kind of games, many of them on portable platforms so you can waste time on the go, during your [[Unemployment\|busy schedule]].

	Examples of the construction/micromanagement variety of Browser MMO include:		Examples of the construction/micromanagement variety of Browser MMO include:
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	Examples of these games include:		Examples of these games include:

	*Dark Orbit		*[[Dark Orbit]]
	*~~Dark Orbit~~		*[[Neopets]]
	*~~Dark ''motherfucking'' Orbit.~~		*[[Restaurant city]]
	*[[Runescape]] - The game that strives to have the lowest content-to-grinding ratio possible.		*[[Runescape]] - The game that strives to have the lowest content-to-grinding ratio possible.