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	[[Image:brandonkeys child.jpg\|thumb\|Brandon as a child. The [[douchebag]] is so [[attention whore\|vain]], he used an [[shooped\|online image editor]] to give himself an aura.]]		[[Image:brandonkeys child.jpg\|thumb\|Brandon as a child. The [[douchebag]] is so [[attention whore\|vain]], he used an [[shooped\|online image editor]] to give himself an aura.]]

	Later, he whined about how he felt like [[Wesley Crusher]] and the rest of the forum was the ''Enterprise'', who always put poor little Wesley down because of his age. For once, Brendan was half-right. He is comparable to Wesley Crusher, [[Annoying\|just not for the reasons he imagined]]. He also declared his intent to build a utopia for [[jerk\|nice]] [[white people]] [[racist\|only]], another move which other members did not find amusing. He also put his sexuality into question by starting a thread titled "[http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?23768-Love-Each-Other-Please-Wink-%29-Wink-%29 Love Each Other Please Wink ;) Wink ;)]". He shortly thereafter revealed just how [[Attention Whore\|vain]] he was by starting a thread listing famous Brandons in history (read: contemporary actors and athletes).		Later, he whined about how he felt like [[Star Trek\|Wesley Crusher]] and the rest of the forum was the ''Enterprise'', who always put poor little Wesley down because of his age. For once, Brendan was half-right. He is comparable to Wesley Crusher, [[Annoying\|just not for the reasons he imagined]]. He also declared his intent to build a utopia for [[jerk\|nice]] [[white people]] [[racist\|only]], another move which other members did not find amusing. He also put his sexuality into question by starting a thread titled "[http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?23768-Love-Each-Other-Please-Wink-%29-Wink-%29 Love Each Other Please Wink ;) Wink ;)]". He shortly thereafter revealed just how [[Attention Whore\|vain]] he was by starting a thread listing famous Brandons in history (read: contemporary actors and athletes).

	Just to prove again how much of a whiny bitch he is, Brandon started a thread to whine about the moderators violating his right to free speech, which also proved his ignorance as [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|the Constitution applies to the government, not citizens and messageboards]]. Later, he [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?24065-Roar-Roar-Roar started a thread] to rant about how [[butthurt\|VARY VARY ANGERY]] he was because [[Attention Whore\|nobody was paying attention]] to one of his [[Over 9000\|five zillion]] [[WHARRGARBL\|lengthy and eloquent]] threads.		Just to prove again how much of a whiny bitch he is, Brandon started a thread to whine about the moderators violating his right to free speech, which also proved his ignorance as [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|the Constitution applies to the government, not citizens and messageboards]]. Later, he [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?24065-Roar-Roar-Roar started a thread] to rant about how [[butthurt\|VARY VARY ANGERY]] he was because [[Attention Whore\|nobody was paying attention]] to one of his [[Over 9000\|five zillion]] [[WHARRGARBL\|lengthy and eloquent]] threads.

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	He also believes that people [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?23362-People-Are-Going-To-Be-Talking-About-Me-1000-Years-From-Now.!!!! will be talking about him 1,000 years from now], but [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?33832-Do-You-Know-That-I-Get-Ingored-Alot-By-Alot-of-People-On-quot-Indigo-Society-quot-....!!!! can't figure out why so many people have him on their "Ignore" list].		He also believes that people [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?23362-People-Are-Going-To-Be-Talking-About-Me-1000-Years-From-Now.!!!! will be talking about him 1,000 years from now], but [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?33832-Do-You-Know-That-I-Get-Ingored-Alot-By-Alot-of-People-On-quot-Indigo-Society-quot-....!!!! can't figure out why so many people have him on their "Ignore" list].

	For awhile, repeated questioning of Brandon's ramblings would cause him to break out in a rash of [[WHARRGARBL\|scripture]] ~~now~~ [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?33832-Do-You-Know-That-I-Get-Ingored-Alot-By-Alot-of-People-On-quot-Indigo-Society-quot-....!!!!/page4], despite claiming earlier that all religions (including Christianity) were created by [[evil]] [[Atlantis\|Atlantean]] [[Jews]].		For awhile, repeated questioning of Brandon's ramblings would cause him to break out in a rash of [[WHARRGARBL\|scripture]] [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?33832-Do-You-Know-That-I-Get-Ingored-Alot-By-Alot-of-People-On-quot-Indigo-Society-quot-....!!!!/page4], despite claiming earlier that all religions (including Christianity) were created by [[evil]] [[Atlantis\|Atlantean]] [[Jews]].

	===Brandon Discovers This Page!===		===Brandon Discovers This Page!===
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	===Brandon becomes a [[Jew]]! Again!===		===Brandon becomes a [[Jew]]! Again!===
	Yes, really. After discovering that Christianity was a hoax created by Paul, Brandon converted (actually, re-converted) to Judaism.		Yes, really. After discovering that Christianity was a hoax created by Paul of Tarsus, Brandon converted (actually, re-converted) to Judaism.

	He decided that Indigo Society was an "anti-Semitic Jew hate site" and posted his [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?39302-This-Is-My-Last-Thread-Goodbye-All-I-Will-Be-Leaving-This-Anti-Semitic-Jew-Hate-Site. "final goodbye"], but Brandon being Brandon, soon came back to [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?41431-My-Own-Jewish-Views-amp-Jewish-Prophecies-of-The-Coming-Kingdom-On-Earth-of-Yahweh..!! share his ideas] with everyone else.		He decided that Indigo Society was an "anti-Semitic Jew hate site" and posted his [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?39302-This-Is-My-Last-Thread-Goodbye-All-I-Will-Be-Leaving-This-Anti-Semitic-Jew-Hate-Site. "final goodbye"], but Brandon being Brandon, soon came back to [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?41431-My-Own-Jewish-Views-amp-Jewish-Prophecies-of-The-Coming-Kingdom-On-Earth-of-Yahweh..!! share his ideas] with everyone else.

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	He also believes that people [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?23362-People-Are-Going-To-Be-Talking-About-Me-1000-Years-From-Now.!!!! will be talking about him 1,000 years from now], but [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?33832-Do-You-Know-That-I-Get-Ingored-Alot-By-Alot-of-People-On-quot-Indigo-Society-quot-....!!!! can't figure out why so many people have him on their "Ignore" list].		He also believes that people [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?23362-People-Are-Going-To-Be-Talking-About-Me-1000-Years-From-Now.!!!! will be talking about him 1,000 years from now], but [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?33832-Do-You-Know-That-I-Get-Ingored-Alot-By-Alot-of-People-On-quot-Indigo-Society-quot-....!!!! can't figure out why so many people have him on their "Ignore" list].

	~~It turns out that~~ repeated questioning of Brandon's ramblings ~~will~~ cause him to break out in a rash of [[WHARRGARBL\|scripture]] now [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?33832-Do-You-Know-That-I-Get-Ingored-Alot-By-Alot-of-People-On-quot-Indigo-Society-quot-....!!!!/page4], despite claiming earlier that all religions (including Christianity) were created by [[evil]] [[Atlantis\|Atlantean]] [[Jews]].		For awhile, repeated questioning of Brandon's ramblings would cause him to break out in a rash of [[WHARRGARBL\|scripture]] now [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?33832-Do-You-Know-That-I-Get-Ingored-Alot-By-Alot-of-People-On-quot-Indigo-Society-quot-....!!!!/page4], despite claiming earlier that all religions (including Christianity) were created by [[evil]] [[Atlantis\|Atlantean]] [[Jews]].

	===Brandon Discovers This Page!===		===Brandon Discovers This Page!===
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	[[Image:Brandonkeys_glennbecksig.gif‎\|400px\|right\|Brandon's signature.]] A short while after discovering that some people did not worship the ground he walked on, Brandon announced that he was leaving the Indigo Society. He later returned with his usual drama-generating tricks, but instead of RUNING FOR PRESIDENT he now BELIEVES IN GUN RIGHTS.! and has Fox News's logo as his avatar. [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?36839-A-Call-To-Action-To-All-True-Patriots.................!!!!!!!!!!!!!&highlight=spirit+guide he has announced] that he is against homosexual marriage and faps to Fox News on a nightly basis.		[[Image:Brandonkeys_glennbecksig.gif‎\|thumb\|400px\|right\|Brandon's signature.]] A short while after discovering that some people did not worship the ground he walked on, Brandon announced that he was leaving the Indigo Society. He later returned with his usual drama-generating tricks, but instead of RUNING FOR PRESIDENT he now BELIEVES IN GUN RIGHTS.! and has Fox News's logo as his avatar. [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?36839-A-Call-To-Action-To-All-True-Patriots.................!!!!!!!!!!!!!&highlight=spirit+guide he has announced] that he is against homosexual marriage and faps to Fox News on a nightly basis.

	===Brandon becomes a [[Jew]]! Again!===		===Brandon becomes a [[Jew]]! Again!===
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	==Important [[bullshit\|Facts]] we learned from Brandon==		==Important [[bullshit\|Facts]] we learned from Brandon==

	[[Image:Raportorjesus.jpg\|One of Brandon's [[reptoid\|reptilian]] enemies.]]		[[Image:Raportorjesus.jpg\|right\|One of Brandon's [[reptoid\|reptilian]] enemies.]]

	# Yahweh is an evil [[reptoid]] alien. ''Lilith'' was one of his spaceships.		# Yahweh is an evil [[reptoid]] alien. ''Lilith'' was one of his spaceships.
	# [[Israel\|Israelites]] are [[Atlantis\|Atlanteans]].		# [[Israel\|Israelites]] are [[Atlantis\|Atlanteans]].

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	\|One of Brandon's many [[Derp\|thought-provoking]] statements.}}		\|One of Brandon's many [[Derp\|thought-provoking]] statements.}}

	'''brandonkeys''' (aka Brandon Michael Keys, brandonkeys@live.com, and Bran Donkeys) is a [[batshit insane]] [[drama queen]] and member of the [http://www.indigosociety.com Indigo Society], a forum where [[Indigo Children]] and other [[Asperger's\|special people]] hang out and try to convince each other that they're really speshul souls incarnated on Earth to save the world.		'''brandonkeys''' (aka Brandon Michael Keys, brandonkeys@live.com, and Bran Donkeys) is a [[batshit insane]] [[Jewish]] [[drama queen]] and member of the [http://www.indigosociety.com Indigo Society], a forum where [[Indigo Children]] and other [[Asperger's\|special people]] hang out and try to convince each other that they're really speshul souls incarnated on Earth to save the world.

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	\|Indigo Society member Grandma Lola issues a challenge to ED.}}		\|Indigo Society member Grandma Lola issues a challenge to ED.}}

	A short while after discovering that some people did not worship the ground he walked on, Brandon announced that he was leaving the Indigo Society. He later returned with his usual drama-generating tricks, but instead of RUNING FOR PRESIDENT he now BELIEVES IN GUN RIGHTS.! and has Fox News's logo as his avatar. [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?36839-A-Call-To-Action-To-All-True-Patriots.................!!!!!!!!!!!!!&highlight=spirit+guide he has announced] that he is against homosexual marriage and faps to Fox News on a nightly basis.
			[[Image:Brandonkeys_glennbecksig.gif‎\|400px\|right\|Brandon's signature.]] A short while after discovering that some people did not worship the ground he walked on, Brandon announced that he was leaving the Indigo Society. He later returned with his usual drama-generating tricks, but instead of RUNING FOR PRESIDENT he now BELIEVES IN GUN RIGHTS.! and has Fox News's logo as his avatar. [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?36839-A-Call-To-Action-To-All-True-Patriots.................!!!!!!!!!!!!!&highlight=spirit+guide he has announced] that he is against homosexual marriage and faps to Fox News on a nightly basis.

			===Brandon becomes a [[Jew]]! Again!===
			Yes, really. After discovering that Christianity was a hoax created by Paul, Brandon converted (actually, re-converted) to Judaism.

			He decided that Indigo Society was an "anti-Semitic Jew hate site" and posted his [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?39302-This-Is-My-Last-Thread-Goodbye-All-I-Will-Be-Leaving-This-Anti-Semitic-Jew-Hate-Site. "final goodbye"], but Brandon being Brandon, soon came back to [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?41431-My-Own-Jewish-Views-amp-Jewish-Prophecies-of-The-Coming-Kingdom-On-Earth-of-Yahweh..!! share his ideas] with everyone else.

			{{quote\|Okay, BK, let me see if I've gotten it right: you're saying that William, the future King of England, is a descendant of the Biblical King David, through the lineage of David's daughter, Tamar; and that, when William takes the throne in England, David will rise from the dead, be universally acknowledged as the true 'Messiah', take his rightful place on the English throne, and usher in Yahweh's long-awaited Kingdom on Earth.
			\|A user sums up Brandon's [[Zionist]] views.}}

			Ceiling Cat only knows what's going to happens when he finds out that Judaism was a hoax created by King Josiah...

	==Important [[bullshit\|Facts]] we learned from Brandon==		==Important [[bullshit\|Facts]] we learned from Brandon==

	[[Image:Raportorjesus.jpg~~\|thumb~~\|One of Brandon's [[reptoid\|reptilian]] enemies.]]		[[Image:Raportorjesus.jpg\|One of Brandon's [[reptoid\|reptilian]] enemies.]]

	# Yahweh is an evil [[reptoid]] alien. ''Lilith'' was one of his spaceships.		# Yahweh is an evil [[reptoid]] alien. ''Lilith'' was one of his spaceships.
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	# Zeus rules, Yahweh drools.		# Zeus rules, Yahweh drools.
	# Brandon knows [[moar]] about the Constitution than you. [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?33833-Who-Ever-Locked-My-Thread-Violated-My-Constitutional-Rights-of-Freedom-of-Speech...!!]		# Brandon knows [[moar]] about the Constitution than you. [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?33833-Who-Ever-Locked-My-Thread-Violated-My-Constitutional-Rights-of-Freedom-of-Speech...!!]
			# Yahweh is the one true god.


	==Brandon Shares His Wisdom==		==Brandon Shares His Wisdom==

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	[[Image:brandonkeys child.jpg\|thumb\|Brandon as a child. The [[douchebag]] is so [[attention whore\|vain]], he used an [[shooped\|online image editor]] to give himself an aura.]]		[[Image:brandonkeys child.jpg\|thumb\|Brandon as a child. The [[douchebag]] is so [[attention whore\|vain]], he used an [[shooped\|online image editor]] to give himself an aura.]]

	Later, he whined about how he felt like [[Wesley Crusher]] and the rest of the forum was the ''Enterprise'', who always put poor little Wesley down because of his age. For once, Brendan was half-right. He is comparable to Wesley Crusher, [[Annoying\|just not for the reasons he imagined]]. He also declared his intent to build a utopia for [[jerk\|nice]] [[white people]] [[racist\|only]], another move which other members did not find amusing. He also put his sexuality into question by starting a thread titled "[http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?23768-Love-Each-Other-Please-Wink-%29-Wink-%29 Love Each Other Please Wink ;) Wink ;)]". He shortly thereafter revealed just how [[Attention Whore\|vain]] he was by starting a thread listing famous Brandons in history (read: contemporary actors and athletes).		Later, he whined about how he felt like [[Star Trek\|Wesley Crusher]] and the rest of the forum was the ''Enterprise'', who always put poor little Wesley down because of his age. For once, Brendan was half-right. He is comparable to Wesley Crusher, [[Annoying\|just not for the reasons he imagined]]. He also declared his intent to build a utopia for [[jerk\|nice]] [[white people]] [[racist\|only]], another move which other members did not find amusing. He also put his sexuality into question by starting a thread titled "[http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?23768-Love-Each-Other-Please-Wink-%29-Wink-%29 Love Each Other Please Wink ;) Wink ;)]". He shortly thereafter revealed just how [[Attention Whore\|vain]] he was by starting a thread listing famous Brandons in history (read: contemporary actors and athletes).

	Just to prove again how much of a whiny bitch he is, Brandon started a thread to whine about the moderators violating his right to free speech, which also proved his ignorance as [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|the Constitution applies to the government, not citizens and messageboards]]. Later, he [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?24065-Roar-Roar-Roar started a thread] to rant about how [[butthurt\|VARY VARY ANGERY]] he was because [[Attention Whore\|nobody was paying attention]] to one of his [[Over 9000\|five zillion]] [[WHARRGARBL\|lengthy and eloquent]] threads.		Just to prove again how much of a whiny bitch he is, Brandon started a thread to whine about the moderators violating his right to free speech, which also proved his ignorance as [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|the Constitution applies to the government, not citizens and messageboards]]. Later, he [http://indigosociety.com/showthread.php?24065-Roar-Roar-Roar started a thread] to rant about how [[butthurt\|VARY VARY ANGERY]] he was because [[Attention Whore\|nobody was paying attention]] to one of his [[Over 9000\|five zillion]] [[WHARRGARBL\|lengthy and eloquent]] threads.