Braid - Revision history

imported>Gigabitten: /* Storyline */

2013-01-21T17:41:55Z

Storyline

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imported>Gigabitten: /* Storyline */

2013-01-21T17:41:55Z

Storyline

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imported>Gigabitten: /* Storyline */

2013-01-21T17:41:55Z

Storyline

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imported>Gigabitten: /* Storyline */

2013-01-21T17:41:55Z

Storyline

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	<center><youtube>UeTQ8UkmmPU</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>UeTQ8UkmmPU</youtube></center>
			[[Offended?\|Hey, come see this!]]

	==[[Boring\|Gameplay]]==		==[[Boring\|Gameplay]]==

imported>Mr Jonzz: Tweaked wordage

2012-07-15T05:25:57Z

Tweaked wordage

imported>Mr Jonzz: /* Gameplay */

2011-12-04T11:52:40Z

Gameplay

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	==[[Boring\|Gameplay]]==		==[[Boring\|Gameplay]]==
	You jump on [[Mario\|oompa-loompas]] and try not to [[RAGE]] too hard at the shitty mechanics that let you experience the [[Timecube\|joys of mastering time and space]] without being [[Portal\|any fun]].		You jump on [[Mario\|oompa-loompas]] and try not to [[RAGE]] too hard at the shitty mechanics that let you experience the [[Timecube\|joys of mastering time and space]] without being [[Portal\|any fun]].
	Nobody has completed the game; [[Gamefaqs\|without a walkthrough]] anyone who claims to have done so is either lying or a [[virgin]].		Nobody has completed the game [[Gamefaqs\|without a walkthrough]]; anyone who claims to have done so is either lying or a [[virgin]].

	<center><youtube>c5kHzw-lgOI</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>c5kHzw-lgOI</youtube></center>

imported>Mr Jonzz: /* Gameplay */

2011-12-04T11:52:20Z

Gameplay

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	==[[Boring\|Gameplay]]==		==[[Boring\|Gameplay]]==
	You jump on [[Mario\|oompa-loompas]] and try not to [[RAGE]] too hard at the shitty mechanics that let you experience the [[Timecube\|joys of mastering time and space]] without being [[Portal\|any fun]].		You jump on [[Mario\|oompa-loompas]] and try not to [[RAGE]] too hard at the shitty mechanics that let you experience the [[Timecube\|joys of mastering time and space]] without being [[Portal\|any fun]].
	Nobody has completed the game; [[Gamefaqs\|without a walkthrough]]anyone who claims to have done so is either lying or a [[virgin]].		Nobody has completed the game; [[Gamefaqs\|without a walkthrough]] anyone who claims to have done so is either lying or a [[virgin]].

	<center><youtube>c5kHzw-lgOI</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>c5kHzw-lgOI</youtube></center>

imported>Mr Jonzz: /* Gameplay */

2011-12-04T11:52:08Z

Gameplay

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	==[[Boring\|Gameplay]]==		==[[Boring\|Gameplay]]==
	You jump on [[Mario\|oompa-loompas]] and try not to [[RAGE]] too hard at the shitty mechanics that let you experience the [[Timecube\|joys of mastering time and space]] without being [[Portal\|any fun]].		You jump on [[Mario\|oompa-loompas]] and try not to [[RAGE]] too hard at the shitty mechanics that let you experience the [[Timecube\|joys of mastering time and space]] without being [[Portal\|any fun]].
	~~Noone~~ has completed the game [[Gamefaqs\|without a walkthrough]] ~~and anybody~~ who claims to have done so is either lying or a [[virgin]].		Nobody has completed the game; [[Gamefaqs\|without a walkthrough]]anyone who claims to have done so is either lying or a [[virgin]].

	<center><youtube>c5kHzw-lgOI</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>c5kHzw-lgOI</youtube></center>

	==Easter Egg==		==Easter Egg==

imported>Mr Jonzz at 11:51, 4 December 2011

2011-12-04T11:51:05Z

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	{{Spoiler\|You're a rapist douchebag! The princess is an atomic bomb! You're educated stupid!}}		{{Spoiler\|You're a rapist douchebag! The princess is an atomic bomb! You're educated stupid!}}
	[[File:BraidTitle.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The [[Shit\|brown-colored]] theme is not accidental.]]		[[File:BraidTitle.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The [[Shit\|brown-colored]] theme is not accidental.]]
	''Braid'' is a [[Poor\|indie]] [[Uplink\|overrated]] game [[nerds]] all over the internets get a hard-on for because of its supposedly [[Rape\|deep story]] and [[Shit no one cares about\|underlying themes]] of atomic bomb creation and [[Jewish]] [[troll's remorse]]. You can get it on [[Steam]] or for your [[Xbox360]] if you're a [[nigger]] who can't computor. Its popularity seems to stem mostly from the desperate hunger for [[OC]], with shit like this [[Daikatana\|overhyped]] to hell and back because zomg storyline. It was also released for [[linux]] and [[basement dweller]]s cream themselves because a game released natively for linux that doesn't look like a shitty ~~commodore~~ port comes [[Never\|once in 10 years]].		''Braid'' is a [[Poor\|indie]] [[Uplink\|overrated]] game [[nerds]] all over the internets get a hard-on for because of its supposedly [[Rape\|deep story]] and [[Shit no one cares about\|underlying themes]] of atomic bomb creation and [[Jewish]] [[troll's remorse]]. You can get it on [[Steam]] or for your [[Xbox360]] if you're a [[nigger]] who can't computor. Its popularity seems to stem mostly from the desperate hunger for [[OC]], with shit like this [[Daikatana\|overhyped]] to hell and back because zomg storyline. It was also released for [[linux]] and [[basement dweller]]s cream themselves because a game released natively for linux that doesn't look like a shitty Commodore port comes [[Never\|once in 10 years]].

	==[[Bullshit\|Storyline]]==		==[[Bullshit\|Storyline]]==

imported>H0xnbl0w: Rewrote this crappy stub

2011-12-03T21:33:03Z

Rewrote this crappy stub

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-'''Braid''' is a popular puzzle game for PC and Xbox 360. It features one of the most [[retarded|high-brow]] stories in a vidya game to date, because the story isn't actually the story, and the actual story isn't even in the game. Yeah, its one of ''those''. You wanted a story? Well [[BAWWWWWW|too fucking bad]], because you're going to try to read about it on forums or some shit.
+==[[Bullshit|Storyline]]==
-==Plot==
+<center><youtube>UeTQ8UkmmPU</youtube></center>
-This is basically the story of the man that became the bedroom intruder then stole a tardis.
+==[[Boring|Gameplay]]==
-<br>
+{{gaming}}

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	{{Spoiler\|You're a rapist douchebag! The princess is an atomic bomb! You're educated stupid!}}		{{Spoiler\|You're a rapist douchebag! The princess is an atomic bomb! You're educated stupid!}}
	[[File:BraidTitle.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The [[Shit\|brown-colored]] theme is not accidental.]]		[[File:BraidTitle.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The [[Shit\|brown-colored]] theme is not accidental.]]
	''Braid'' is a [[~~Poor~~\|indie]] ~~[[Uplink\|overrated]] game~~ [[nerds]] ~~all over~~ the internets get a hard-on ~~for because of~~ its supposedly [[~~Rape~~\|deep ~~story~~]] ~~and~~ [[Shit no one cares about\|underlying themes]] of atomic bomb creation and [[Jewish]] [[troll's remorse]]. You can get it on [[Steam]] or for your [[~~Xbox360~~]] if you're a [[nigger]] who can't computor. Its popularity seems to stem mostly from ~~the~~ desperate hunger for [[OC]], with shit like this [[Daikatana\|overhyped]] to hell and back because zomg storyline. It was also released for [[~~linux~~]] and [[basement dweller]]s ~~cream~~ themselves ~~because~~ a game released natively for ~~linux~~ that doesn't look like a shitty Commodore port comes [[Never\|once in 10 years]].		'''''Braid''''' is an overrated [[Forever alone\|indie]] title which [[nerds]] the length and breadth of the internets instantly get a hard-on over due to its supposedly [[tl;dr\|deep]] storyline, [[Shit no one cares about\|underlying themes]] of atomic-bomb creation and [[Jewish]] [[troll's remorse]]. You can get it on [[Steam]] or for your [[Xbox 360]] if you're a [[nigger]] who can't computor. Its popularity seems to stem mostly from a desperate hunger for [[OC]], with shit like this [[Daikatana\|overhyped]] to hell and back because of [[zomg]] ''storyline!''. It was also released for [[Linux]] and [[basement dweller]]s creamed themselves as a game released natively for the OS, that doesn't look like a shitty Commodore port, comes along around [[Never\|once every 10 years]].

	==[[Bullshit\|Storyline]]==		==[[Bullshit\|Storyline]]==
	There is no actual storyline as you appear to be [[Weegee\|trying to score with the princess]] by killing hedgehogs and [[Za Warudo\|screwing with the space-time continuum]].		There is no actual storyline as you appear to be [[Weegee\|trying to score with the princess]] by killing hedgehogs and [[Za Warudo\|screwing with the space-time continuum]].
	Every level looks exactly the same with a [[~~tl;dr]] [[Fairy~~]] tale told in the form of [[Lazy\|scrolling text~~]] in [[Old media\|books~~]] at the beginning of each "world". For some reason you're supposed to gather puzzles and arrange them to create a reproduction of [[Goatse]] which unlocks [[SHOOP DA WHOOP\|lazors and other superpowers]]. Really. Go ahead. [[Do it fgt]].		Every level looks ''exactly'' the same; with a tedious [[fairy]]tale told in the form of [[Lazy\|scrolling text]] at the beginning of each "world". For some reason you're supposed to gather puzzles and arrange them to create a reproduction of [[Goatse]] which unlocks [[SHOOP DA WHOOP\|lazors and other superpowers]]. Really. Go ahead. [[Do it fgt]].

	<center><youtube>UeTQ8UkmmPU</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>UeTQ8UkmmPU</youtube></center>

	==[[Boring\|Gameplay]]==		==[[Boring\|Gameplay]]==
	You jump on [[Mario\|oompa-loompas]] and try not to [[RAGE]] too hard at the shitty mechanics that let you experience the [[Timecube\|joys of mastering time and space]] without being [[Portal\|any fun]].		You jump on [[Mario\|oompa-loompas]] and try not to [[RAGE]] too hard at the shitty mechanics that let you experience the [[Timecube\|joys of mastering time and space]] without being [[Portal\|any fun]].
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	==Easter Egg==		==Easter Egg==

	The [[Japan\|atomic bomb]] theme doesn't actually pop up during a [[Noob\|regular game]], one has to actually spend [[LOL\|two hours in one level]] to unlock the [[Mindfuck\|alternate ending]] [[Battletoads\|as well as complete a variety of insanely difficult jump-timing combos.]] Also, if you've already completed ~~world~~ 1, [[~~Gay~~\|you're not able to achieve the alternate ending without replaying the entire game from scratch.]]		The [[Japan\|atomic bomb]] theme doesn't actually pop up during a [[Noob\|regular game]], one has to actually spend [[LOL\|two hours in one level]] to unlock the [[Mindfuck\|alternate ending]] [[Battletoads\|as well as complete a variety of insanely difficult jump-timing combos.]] Also, if you've already completed World 1, [[LOL WUT\|you're not able to achieve the alternate ending without replaying the entire game from scratch.]]
	[[File:BraidRule34.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Lolwut\|This is what comes up as the most relevant result for rule 34 on Braid.]]]]		[[File:BraidRule34.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Lolwut\|This is what comes up as the most relevant result for rule 34 on Braid.]]]]
	<center><youtube>Wql0jEYmfDc</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>Wql0jEYmfDc</youtube></center>