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MusicianuponMahalath: /* Why Wear One? */

2024-06-16T06:02:54Z

Why Wear One?

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	== Why Wear One? ==		== Why Wear One? ==

	The consensus here is that ''Up and together'' is a lot more ~~sexyier~~ than ''sagging and apart''. We're sorry (actually we're not) that you feel you're being compared to [[France\|French]] models with perfect [[Boobs\|Perfect Breasts]] that require no support. So long as you reside in the average or bellow average ~~cattagory~~ it is your best interest to put one on because it will make you feel and look sexier.		The consensus here is that ''Up and together'' is a lot more sexier than ''sagging and apart''. We're sorry (actually we're not) that you feel you're being compared to [[France\|French]] models with perfect [[Boobs\|Perfect Breasts]] that require no support. So long as you reside in the average or bellow average category it is your best interest to put one on because it will make you feel and look sexier.
	Another good reason to put one on is that they lift the boob up and away from [[you]]r chest, so there is less of a chance for sweat to accumulate under your [[Boob\|Mommy Bags]] and cause embarrassing titty odor.<br>		Another good reason to put one on is that they lift the boob up and away from [[you]]r chest, so there is less of a chance for sweat to accumulate under your [[Boob\|Mommy Bags]] and cause embarrassing titty odor.<br>

	Another good reason you might want to wear a bra is because they can help give you a better profile and a more impressive figure from the front. As we have said that ''Up And Together'' is much more preferable, you can [[Capitalism\|buy]] a bra for any boob defect. Want your breasts to look more symmetrical and rounder, they have a ~~bre~~ for that. Hate your tinny tiny A-Cup and want to look as though you have more cleavage and bigger milk baggers? They have a bra for that too.		Another good reason you might want to wear a bra is because they can help give you a better profile and a more impressive figure from the front. As we have said that ''Up And Together'' is much more preferable, you can [[Capitalism\|buy]] a bra for any boob defect. Want your breasts to look more symmetrical and rounder, they have a bra for that. Hate your tinny tiny A-Cup and want to look as though you have more cleavage and bigger milk baggers? They have a bra for that too.
	If you have more than an A Cup, there really is no excuse for walking out of the houses with band-aids over your nipple rockets. Anything more than an A Cup, or if ~~your~~ wearing a sheer or tight shirt, show us that ~~your~~ not a [[Whore]] by putting a bra on. The wardrobe malfunction excuse won't get you out of a visit to Human ~~Resourc3s~~ because everyone can see your high beam through your shirt.<br>		If you have more than an A Cup, there really is no excuse for walking out of the houses with band-aids over your nipple rockets. Anything more than an A Cup, or if you're wearing a sheer or tight shirt, show us that you're not a [[Whore]] by putting a bra on. The wardrobe malfunction excuse won't get you out of a visit to Human Resources because everyone can see your high beam through your shirt.<br>

	Our final suggestion is that it's just polite. We already know you. If one of your fellow office workers is male and wears suit pants that are too tight and you can see the profile of his [[Penis\|Fuck Stick]] and he refused to [[Fuck\|Sexor]] your lame ass, you're going to the boss to complain and try to get him fired. No one wants to see your [[Adventure Time\|Lady Bumbs]] either [[slut]]. If you're wearing a sheer blouse, do the world a favor and wear a matching colored bra. They make bras in colors other than black and white.		Our final suggestion is that it's just polite. We already know you. If one of your fellow office workers is male and wears suit pants that are too tight and you can see the profile of his [[Penis\|Fuck Stick]] and he refused to [[Fuck\|Sexor]] your lame ass, you're going to the boss to complain and try to get him fired. No one wants to see your [[Adventure Time\|Lady Bumbs]] either [[slut]]. If you're wearing a sheer blouse, do the world a favor and wear a matching colored bra. They make bras in colors other than black and white.

MusicianuponMahalath: /* Why Wear One? */

2024-06-16T06:00:54Z

Why Wear One?

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	== Why Wear One? ==		== Why Wear One? ==

	The consensus here is that ''Up and together'' is a lot more sexyier than ''sagging and apart''. We're sorry, actually we're not, that you feel you're being compared to [[France\|French]] models with perfect [[Boobs\|Perfect Breasts]] that require no support. So long as you reside in the average or bellow average cattagory it is your best interest to put one on because it will make you feel and look sexier.		The consensus here is that ''Up and together'' is a lot more sexyier than ''sagging and apart''. We're sorry (actually we're not) that you feel you're being compared to [[France\|French]] models with perfect [[Boobs\|Perfect Breasts]] that require no support. So long as you reside in the average or bellow average cattagory it is your best interest to put one on because it will make you feel and look sexier.
	Another good reason to put one on is that they lift the boob up and away from [[you]]r chest, so there is less of a chance for sweat to accumulate under your [[Boob\|Mommy Bags]] and cause embarrassing titty odor.<br>		Another good reason to put one on is that they lift the boob up and away from [[you]]r chest, so there is less of a chance for sweat to accumulate under your [[Boob\|Mommy Bags]] and cause embarrassing titty odor.<br>

imported>The PolishPrince: /* See Also */

2023-03-28T09:13:17Z

imported>The PolishPrince: /* See Also */

2023-03-28T09:13:17Z

imported>The PolishPrince: /* Gallery */

2023-01-20T21:45:38Z

Gallery

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imported>The PolishPrince: /* Gallery */

2023-01-20T21:45:38Z

Gallery

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	File:Motor boat boobs..jpeg\|[[Asking for it\|We so want to motorboat her]]		File:Motor boat boobs..jpeg\|[[Asking for it\|We so want to motorboat her]]

	File:Front snap bra.jpg\|Front close bras are for [[Retards\|Failures like you that dont have the manual dexterity to unhook a bra without seeing it		File:Front snap bra.jpg\|Front close bras are for [[Retards\|Failures]] like you that dont have the manual dexterity to unhook a bra without seeing it

	File:See through bra4.jpg\|For you, this is as close to seeing a naked boob as you'll get		File:See through bra4.jpg\|For you, this is as close to seeing a naked boob as you'll get

imported>The PolishPrince: /* Gallery */

2023-01-20T21:43:12Z

Gallery

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imported>The PolishPrince: /* Gallery */

2023-01-20T21:43:12Z

Gallery

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			File:Tom boy brs.jpg\|One more time. Tell us why flat chested [[Azn]]s are sexy.

	</gallery>\|border=red\|background=pink}}		</gallery>\|border=red\|background=pink}}

imported>The PolishPrince at 21:38, 20 January 2023

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imported>The PolishPrince at 21:38, 20 January 2023

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	* You'll look like a whore without one. Don't give us the ''I'm being judged by my clothes [[Shit\|Bullshit]]''. If we put on a [[Police]] uniform, will people be able to see beyond the clothes and know that we aren't a cop?		* You'll look like a whore without one. Don't give us the ''I'm being judged by my clothes [[Shit\|Bullshit]]''. If we put on a [[Police]] uniform, will people be able to see beyond the clothes and know that we aren't a cop?

			== Gallery ==

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			File:Th.jpeg\|We already said we liked soul sucking [[Ginger]]s with nice tits. Again, article needed boobs.

			File:Hot brunette in bra.2.jpg\|we stole this picture of your girlfriend from your files. Shutterstock is such a Trad name.

			File:Motor boat boobs..jpeg\|[[Asking for it\|We so want to motorboat her]]

			File:Front snap bra.jpg\|Front close bras are for [[Retards\|Failures like you that dont have the manual dexterity to unhook a bra without seeing it

			File:See through bra4.jpg\|For you, this is as close to seeing a naked boob as you'll get

			File:White bra.jpg



			</gallery>\|border=red\|background=pink}}
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	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

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	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

			* [[Avoiding Unwanted Attention]]

	* [[Boobs]]		* [[Boobs]]

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	File:Motor boat boobs..jpeg\|[[Asking for it\|We so want to motorboat her]]		File:Motor boat boobs..jpeg\|[[Asking for it\|We so want to motorboat her]]

	File:Front snap bra.jpg\|Front close bras are for [[Retards\|Failures like you that dont have the manual dexterity to unhook a bra without seeing it		File:Front snap bra.jpg\|Front close bras are for [[Retards\|Failures]] like you that dont have the manual dexterity to unhook a bra without seeing it

	File:See through bra4.jpg\|For you, this is as close to seeing a naked boob as you'll get		File:See through bra4.jpg\|For you, this is as close to seeing a naked boob as you'll get