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Lazy: /* Images */

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Images

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	{{cg\|Gallery\|borderlandsgallery\|center\|<gallery>		{{cg\|Gallery\|borderlandsgallery\|center\|<gallery>
	Image:Heavy_Fire.jpg\|Pandora has a [[fat\|huge]] [[BBWChan\|BBW culture]].		Image:Heavy_Fire.jpg\|Pandora has a [[fat\|huge]] [[BBWChan\|BBW culture]].
	~~File:Ming-yin-wong-tiny-tina.jpg\|What do you mean I'd like [[Youngstown]]?~~
	Image:Lilith_-_Dat_Ass.jpg\|[[Dat Ass]].		Image:Lilith_-_Dat_Ass.jpg\|[[Dat Ass]].
	Image:Borderlands_O_FUCK.jpg\|Think I just [[shit brix\|shat a brick]].		Image:Borderlands_O_FUCK.jpg\|Think I just [[shit brix\|shat a brick]].

Lazy at 22:36, 1 May 2025

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	[[File:Borderlands vs fallout.jpg\|thumb\|[[Fallout]] vs. Borderlands, let the retardation begin.]]		[[File:Borderlands vs fallout.jpg\|thumb\|[[Fallout]] vs. Borderlands, let the retardation begin.]]

	'''Borderlands''' is a revolutionary video game ~~concept: imagine~~ [[~~Fallout 3~~]]~~, but crank up the combat to be more like~~ [[Halo]] and World of [[~~Warcraft~~]], ~~throw in~~ randomizing ~~technology à la~~ Rogue~~, use~~ graphics ~~that look~~ like [[Team Fortress 2]] ~~had~~ a ~~baby~~ with a [[~~PlayStation~~ 2]] ~~game~~, ~~swipe character ideas~~ from Killzone, [[Gears of War]], and ~~80s~~ slasher flicks~~, and slap on~~ a Mad Max ~~theme. Picture~~ a ~~lawless~~ planet ~~brimming~~ with ~~generic, violent,~~ deranged lunatics. Oh, and ~~don't forget to drain out any semblance~~ of ~~innovation. Clearly~~, ~~a masterpiece was born~~.		'''Borderlands''' is a [[sarcasm\|revolutionary]] video game [[vomit\|concept]]: imagine [[Halo]] and [[World of Warcraft]] having a Fetal Alcohol Syndrome lovechild at gunpoint by [[Fallout 3]], complete with randomizing mechanics straight out of Rogue. The graphics feel like the product of a bizarre experiment: take the cartoony, exaggerated style of [[Team Fortress 2]] and the outdated, jagged edges of [[PlayStation 2]] visuals, toss them into a blender, suck the last drop of innovation and originality out of them, and pour the resulting mush straight into the game. What you’re left with is a world that looks oddly familiar, but devoid of any fresh artistic spark, an uninspired mishmash that seems to have forgotten it’s in the 21st century. The result? A visual style that's both dated and recycled, with none of the charm of [[Team Fortress 2]] or the nostalgia of PS2-era games, just a hollow shell of what could have been. The characters seem to have been plucked from Killzone, Gears of War, and ‘80s slasher flicks. The whole experience is drenched in a Mad Max-esque vibe, set on a chaotic planet filled with deranged lunatics. In other words, it’s a simplified version of [[Fallout 3]] with a dash of Team Fortress 2 aesthetics and a healthy dose of bizarre design choices, as though crafted by developers in the throes of creative dementia.

	~~The only reason anyone~~ bought ~~this game was probably because they thought~~ it was an expansion for ~~the original [[~~Fallout 3~~]]. Instead~~, they ~~got "[[Retard\|~~LOTS OF FREAKIN' PURDY GUNZ!!!~~]]"~~		Most players likely bought it thinking it was an expansion for Fallout 3, but instead, they were greeted with LOTS OF FREAKIN' PURDY GUNZ!!!

	~~Since~~ its ~~release~~, [[~~Borderlands]] has sold~~ 4.5 million units worldwide, proving ~~once and for all~~ that running around with a machine gun shooting random pedestrians is apparently ~~great~~ for the environment.		Despite its oddities, Borderlands went on to sell [[WTF\|4.5 million units]] worldwide, proving that running around with a machine gun and [[DO IT FAGGOT\|shooting random pedestrians]] is apparently good for the environment.

	==Oblivion with Guns (A.K.A. Borderlands)==		==Oblivion with Guns (A.K.A. Borderlands)==
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	==Videos==		==Videos==
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	{{frame\|{{fv\|borderlandsvids\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;~~\|<youtube>CdBFWti6mkg</youtube><br /><center>Trailer - save yourself time and money, this is the whole game.</center>~~\|<youtube>v_Tr8YQuKAA</youtube><br /><center>THAT FUCKING SONG</center>\|<youtube>avV4Biqm-r4</youtube><br /><center>Just like real life.</center>}}\|border=#000000\|background=#ffffff}}		{{frame\|{{fv\|borderlandsvids\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;\|<youtube>v_Tr8YQuKAA</youtube><br /><center>THAT FUCKING SONG</center>\|<youtube>avV4Biqm-r4</youtube><br /><center>Just like real life.</center>}}\|border=#000000\|background=#ffffff}}
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Lazy at 22:21, 1 May 2025

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	{{Spoiler\|~~[[Dumbledore\|T.K. DIES]]~~, the Vault ~~doesn't have anything inside except the [[Final Boss of the Internet\|last boss]], you never get to go inside it~~, and ~~the "~~Guardian ~~Angel"~~ is a ~~satellite! You wasted ten hours to get [[rickroll\|Vault-roll'd]]!~~}}		{{Spoiler\|Turns out, the Vault isn’t a treasure trove after all, it’s actually a sex dungeon run by a mischievous tentacle blob and Guardian Angel’ is basically just a budget Cortana knockoff from Halo}}

	[[File:Boredomlands logo.jpg\|center\|900px]]		[[File:Boredomlands logo.jpg\|center\|900px]]

Rmuresan: /* Manufacturers */

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Manufacturers

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	Just like in the real world, there's a massive monopoly on guns, and boy, do these companies suck. Let's take a tour through the crappiest gun manufacturers around:		Just like in the real world, there's a massive monopoly on guns, and boy, do these companies suck. Let's take a tour through the crappiest gun manufacturers around:

	'''Jakobs:''' "If it takes more than one shot, then you weren't using Jakobs." Yeah, because your first shot will probably misfire or explode in your hand.		* '''Jakobs:''' "If it takes more than one shot, then you weren't using Jakobs." Yeah, because your first shot will probably misfire or explode in your hand.
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	'''Maliwan:''' Their guns shoot explosions, fire, electricity, or vomit. Perfect for when you want your enemies to die in a spectacular, yet utterly impractical, manner.		* '''Maliwan:''' Their guns shoot explosions, fire, electricity, or vomit. Perfect for when you want your enemies to die in a spectacular, yet utterly impractical, manner.
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	'''Tediore:''' Specializing in shitty repeaters, their guns suck so much ass that they're more effective when you throw them away in frustration than when you actually fire them.		* '''Tediore:''' Specializing in shitty repeaters, their guns suck so much ass that they're more effective when you throw them away in frustration than when you actually fire them.
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	'''Torgue:''' These shotguns have high damage but can't hit the broad side of a barn. Seriously, what the hell were you expecting from a company whose motto should be "Aim is optional"?		* '''Torgue:''' These shotguns have high damage but can't hit the broad side of a barn. Seriously, what the hell were you expecting from a company whose motto should be "Aim is optional"?
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	'''Vladof:''' Rifles that fire like AK-47s on speed. You won't know if you're hitting the target, but hey, at least you'll feel like you're in a 1980s action movie. Perfect for commies and spray-and-pray enthusiasts.		* '''Vladof:''' Rifles that fire like AK-47s on speed. You won't know if you're hitting the target, but hey, at least you'll feel like you're in a 1980s action movie. Perfect for commies and spray-and-pray enthusiasts.
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	'''Atlas:''' They act like jerks to every other company because their guns are allegedly superior. Spoiler alert: They're not. It's like a hipster coffee shop bragging about their overpriced, burnt-tasting brews.		* '''Atlas:''' They act like jerks to every other company because their guns are allegedly superior. Spoiler alert: They're not. It's like a hipster coffee shop bragging about their overpriced, burnt-tasting brews.
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	'''Hyperion:''' Selling super expensive garbage that no one in their right mind would buy. Unless you enjoy burning money, then go ahead.		* '''Hyperion:''' Selling super expensive garbage that no one in their right mind would buy. Unless you enjoy burning money, then go ahead.
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	'''Dahl:''' All their weapons come with high recoil, so you better have arms of steel. But who cares about hitting your target when you can get a good workout?		* '''Dahl:''' All their weapons come with high recoil, so you better have arms of steel. But who cares about hitting your target when you can get a good workout?
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	'''S&S Munitions:''' Just don’t even bother. They make Tediore look like weapons-grade genius.		* '''S&S Munitions:''' Just don’t even bother. They make Tediore look like weapons-grade genius.

	Welcome to the wonderful world of subpar armaments, where every shot is a gamble and every brand has its own unique way of disappointing you!		Welcome to the wonderful world of subpar armaments, where every shot is a gamble and every brand has its own unique way of disappointing you!

Rmuresan: /* Gameplay */

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Gameplay

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	===Weapons===		===Weapons===
	[[File:Prudy guns.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|[[ZOMG]] prudy guns!]]		[[File:Prudy guns.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|[[ZOMG]] prudy guns!]]
	[[File:~~Budddwyer3~~.jpg\|~~200px~~\|thumb\|right\|Budd Dwyer approves Jakobs, because it really only requires one shot.]]		[[File:Budd dwyer.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|right\|Budd Dwyer approves Jakobs, because it really only requires one shot.]]

	Welcome to the hilariously dysfunctional world of weapons, where logic takes a backseat and absurdity drives the car. Here are the nine types of weapons you'll find (ten if you count melee, and eleven if you consider Brick's fists). Each weapon comes with a brand offering different bonuses, and some even have elemental damage for that extra spice. Let’s dive in:		Welcome to the hilariously dysfunctional world of weapons, where logic takes a backseat and absurdity drives the car. Here are the nine types of weapons you'll find (ten if you count melee, and eleven if you consider Brick's fists). Each weapon comes with a brand offering different bonuses, and some even have elemental damage for that extra spice. Let’s dive in:

Rmuresan: /* Weapons */

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Weapons

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	===Weapons===		===Weapons===
	[[File:Prudy guns.jpg\|~~250px~~\|thumb\|[[ZOMG]] prudy guns!]]		[[File:Prudy guns.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|[[ZOMG]] prudy guns!]]
	[[File:Budddwyer3.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Budd Dwyer approves Jakobs, because it really only requires one shot.]]		[[File:Budddwyer3.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Budd Dwyer approves Jakobs, because it really only requires one shot.]]

Rmuresan: /* Weapons */

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Weapons

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	===Weapons===		===Weapons===
	[[~~Image~~:~~Zomguns~~.~~png~~\|thumb\|[[ZOMG]]~~Guns~~!]]		[[File:Prudy guns.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|[[ZOMG]] prudy guns!]]
	[[File:Budddwyer3.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Budd Dwyer approves Jakobs, because it really only requires one shot.]]		[[File:Budddwyer3.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Budd Dwyer approves Jakobs, because it really only requires one shot.]]

	Welcome to the hilariously dysfunctional world of weapons, where logic takes a backseat and absurdity drives the car. Here are the nine types of weapons you'll find (ten if you count melee, and eleven if you consider Brick's fists). Each weapon comes with a brand offering different bonuses, and some even have elemental damage for that extra spice. Let’s dive in:		Welcome to the hilariously dysfunctional world of weapons, where logic takes a backseat and absurdity drives the car. Here are the nine types of weapons you'll find (ten if you count melee, and eleven if you consider Brick's fists). Each weapon comes with a brand offering different bonuses, and some even have elemental damage for that extra spice. Let’s dive in:


	'''Pistols:'''		'''Pistols:'''

Rmuresan: /* Gameplay */

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Gameplay

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	==Gameplay==		==Gameplay==

	[[File:Borderlands gameplay.jpg\|~~center~~\|400px\|thumb\|Typical gameplay.]]		[[File:Borderlands gameplay.jpg\|left\|400px\|thumb\|Typical gameplay.]]
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	[[File:Boredomlands logo.jpg\|center\|900px]]		[[File:Boredomlands logo.jpg\|center\|900px]]
	[[~~Image~~:~~Borderlands_Came~~.jpg\|thumb\|This whole game summed up in one picture.]]		[[File:Borderlands box art.jpg\|thumb\|This whole game summed up in one picture.]]
	[[File:~~03032014 gas mask gangster~~.jpg\|thumb\|...and the fanboys...]]		[[File:Borderlands player.jpg\|thumb\|...and the fanboys, dear baby Jesus.]]
	[[~~Image~~:Borderlands.~~gif~~\|thumb\|[[~~Suicide\|Consider it.~~]]]]		[[File:Borderlands vs fallout.jpg\|thumb\|[[Fallout]] vs. Borderlands, let the retardation begin.]]
	~~[[Image:Know_what_FUCK_your_post-apocalyptia.jpg\|thumb\|[[NO U\|Fallout~~ vs. Borderlands]]]]

	'''Borderlands''' is a revolutionary video game concept: imagine [[Fallout 3]], but crank up the combat to be more like [[Halo]] and World of [[Warcraft]], throw in randomizing technology à la Rogue, use graphics that look like [[Team Fortress 2]] had a baby with a [[PlayStation 2]] game, swipe character ideas from Killzone, [[Gears of War]], and 80s slasher flicks, and slap on a Mad Max theme. Picture a lawless planet brimming with generic, violent, deranged lunatics. Oh, and don't forget to drain out any semblance of innovation. Clearly, a masterpiece was born.		'''Borderlands''' is a revolutionary video game concept: imagine [[Fallout 3]], but crank up the combat to be more like [[Halo]] and World of [[Warcraft]], throw in randomizing technology à la Rogue, use graphics that look like [[Team Fortress 2]] had a baby with a [[PlayStation 2]] game, swipe character ideas from Killzone, [[Gears of War]], and 80s slasher flicks, and slap on a Mad Max theme. Picture a lawless planet brimming with generic, violent, deranged lunatics. Oh, and don't forget to drain out any semblance of innovation. Clearly, a masterpiece was born.
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	==Oblivion with Guns (A.K.A. Borderlands)==		==Oblivion with Guns (A.K.A. Borderlands)==

	[[~~Image~~:~~Wolf3d~~.~~gif~~\|~~thumb~~\|~~Looks familiar.~~]]		<br>
			[[File:Oblivion with guns.jpg\|center\|450px]]
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	{{quote\|On the delightful deathtrap known as Pandora, a paradise teeming with charming bandits and delightful perils, there's a singular, irresistible allure: The Vault. It's the galaxy's most obvious secret, beckoning every treasure hunter, adrenaline junkie, and hopelessly clueless buffoon from across the cosmos.\|Borderlands, don't forget your Pip-Boy.}}		{{quote\|On the delightful deathtrap known as Pandora, a paradise teeming with charming bandits and delightful perils, there's a singular, irresistible allure: The Vault. It's the galaxy's most obvious secret, beckoning every treasure hunter, adrenaline junkie, and hopelessly clueless buffoon from across the cosmos.\|Borderlands, don't forget your Pip-Boy.}}
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	==Gameplay==		==Gameplay==

			[[File:Borderlands gameplay.jpg\|center\|400px\|thumb\|Typical gameplay.]]
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	The essence of this game can be boiled down to a single, mind-bogglingly complex formula:		The essence of this game can be boiled down to a single, mind-bogglingly complex formula:

Rmuresan: /* Downloadable content */

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Downloadable content

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	Image:Heavy_Fire.jpg\|Pandora has a [[fat\|huge]] [[BBWChan\|BBW culture]].		Image:Heavy_Fire.jpg\|Pandora has a [[fat\|huge]] [[BBWChan\|BBW culture]].
	~~File:Ming-yin-wong-tiny-tina.jpg\|What do you mean I'd like [[Youngstown]]?~~
	Image:Lilith_-_Dat_Ass.jpg\|[[Dat Ass]].		Image:Lilith_-_Dat_Ass.jpg\|[[Dat Ass]].
	Image:Borderlands_O_FUCK.jpg\|Think I just [[shit brix\|shat a brick]].		Image:Borderlands_O_FUCK.jpg\|Think I just [[shit brix\|shat a brick]].