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	Before the advent of [[police]] bodycams, body cameras were primarily worn by total dweebs who walked down the street and roleplayed as [[The Borg]] all day long, since The Borg's lack of human emotion matched their robotic [[autismal]] handicap. Google Glass was an attempt by [[Google]] to deploy body cameras, but they couldn't make them cool because only dorks wear glasses. But like The Borg and Google Glass-wearers, bodycameras are still mainly worn by total squares: Dudley Do-Right cops who believe in [[Law And Order\|law and order]] and shit and won't let me steal stuff that I'm entitled to as a refugee from [[Africa]] whose ancestors have had hundreds of years in this country to get their shit together.		Before the advent of [[police]] bodycams, body cameras were primarily worn by total dweebs who walked down the street and roleplayed as [[The Borg]] all day long, since The Borg's lack of human emotion matched their robotic [[autismal]] handicap. Google Glass was an attempt by [[Google]] to deploy body cameras, but they couldn't make them cool because only dorks wear glasses. But like The Borg and Google Glass-wearers, bodycameras are still mainly worn by total squares: Dudley Do-Right cops who believe in [[Law And Order\|law and order]] and shit and won't let me steal stuff that I'm entitled to as a refugee from [[Africa]] whose ancestors have had hundreds of years in this country to get their shit together.

	Bodycameras demonstrate there is a sad lack of diversity and a major shortage of white criminals on the streets. Civil rights organizations plan to work hard to battle this racial inequality, with education and mentoring from [[nigger]]s to provide unskilled whites the illegal skills they need to thrive in today's rapidly changing global criminal marketplace and to compete with dirty [[spic]]s.		Bodycameras demonstrate there is a sad [[underrepresentation\|lack of diversity]] and a major shortage of white criminals on the streets. Civil rights organizations plan to work hard to battle this racial inequality, with education and mentoring from [[nigger]]s to provide unskilled whites the illegal skills they need to thrive in today's rapidly changing global criminal marketplace and to compete with dirty [[spic]]s.

	==See also==		==See also==

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	A '''body camera''' is a lucrative scheme by the digital [[camera]] industry to turn every person into an unwitting [[camwhore]], and to increase production of snuff films eagerly salivated over by [[Jews\|the news media, rich degenerates]], and [[You\|edgy teenagers]]. Body cameras mainly feature people who think they can outrun a bullet since they were talking so loud during the movie they weren't even paying attention to the fact that Superman is white.		A '''body camera''' is a lucrative scheme by the digital [[camera]] industry to turn every person into an unwitting [[camwhore]], and to increase production of snuff films eagerly salivated over by [[Jews\|the news media, rich degenerates]], and [[You\|edgy teenagers]]. Body cameras mainly feature people who think they can outrun a bullet since they were talking so loud during the movie they weren't even paying attention to the fact that Superman is white.

	Before the advent of [[police]] bodycams, body cameras were primarily worn by total dweebs who walked down the street and roleplayed as [[The Borg]] all day long, since The Borg's lack of human emotion matched their robotic [[autismal]] handicap. Google Glass was an attempt by [[Google]] to deploy body cameras, but they couldn't make them cool because only dorks wear glasses. But like The Borg and Google Glass-wearers, bodycameras are still mainly worn by total squares: Dudley Do-Right cops who believe in [[law and order]] and shit and won't let me steal stuff that I'm entitled to as a refugee from [[Africa]] whose ancestors have had hundreds of years in this country to get their shit together.		Before the advent of [[police]] bodycams, body cameras were primarily worn by total dweebs who walked down the street and roleplayed as [[The Borg]] all day long, since The Borg's lack of human emotion matched their robotic [[autismal]] handicap. Google Glass was an attempt by [[Google]] to deploy body cameras, but they couldn't make them cool because only dorks wear glasses. But like The Borg and Google Glass-wearers, bodycameras are still mainly worn by total squares: Dudley Do-Right cops who believe in [[Law And Order\|law and order]] and shit and won't let me steal stuff that I'm entitled to as a refugee from [[Africa]] whose ancestors have had hundreds of years in this country to get their shit together.

	Bodycameras demonstrate there is a sad lack of diversity and a major shortage of white criminals on the streets. Civil rights organizations plan to work hard to battle this racial inequality, with education and mentoring from [[nigger]]s to provide unskilled whites the illegal skills they need to thrive in today's rapidly changing global criminal marketplace and to compete with dirty [[spic]]s.		Bodycameras demonstrate there is a sad lack of diversity and a major shortage of white criminals on the streets. Civil rights organizations plan to work hard to battle this racial inequality, with education and mentoring from [[nigger]]s to provide unskilled whites the illegal skills they need to thrive in today's rapidly changing global criminal marketplace and to compete with dirty [[spic]]s.

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A '''body camera''' is a lucrative scheme by the digital [[camera]] industry to turn every person into an unwitting [[camwhore]], and to increase production of snuff films eagerly salivated over by [[Jews|the news media, rich degenerates]], and [[You|edgy teenagers]]. Body cameras mainly feature people who think they can outrun a bullet since they were talking so loud during the movie they weren't even paying attention to the fact that Superman is white.

Before the advent of [[police]] bodycams, body cameras were primarily worn by total dweebs who walked down the street and roleplayed as [[The Borg]] all day long, since The Borg's lack of human emotion matched their robotic [[autismal]] handicap. Google Glass was an attempt by [[Google]] to deploy body cameras, but they couldn't make them cool because only dorks wear glasses. But like The Borg and Google Glass-wearers, bodycameras are still mainly worn by total squares: Dudley Do-Right cops who believe in [[law and order]] and shit and won't let me steal stuff that I'm entitled to as a refugee from [[Africa]] whose ancestors have had hundreds of years in this country to get their shit together.

Bodycameras demonstrate there is a sad lack of diversity and a major shortage of white criminals on the streets. Civil rights organizations plan to work hard to battle this racial inequality, with education and mentoring from [[nigger]]s to provide unskilled whites the illegal skills they need to thrive in today's rapidly changing global criminal marketplace and to compete with dirty [[spic]]s.

==See also==
*[[Camwhore]]
*[[OpFerguson]]
*[[Police Brutality]]

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