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imported>Hipcrime: Reverted edits by TMZ (talk) to last revision by ElSegCunt

2018-11-01T09:01:25Z

Reverted edits by TMZ (talk) to last revision by ElSegCunt

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	{{~~hugefaggot~~}}		{{spoilers\|text= BoA'S US DEBUT WAS COMPLETE AND UTTER LEGENDARY [[FAIL]]!!11!!111}}
	{{~~banned~~}}		[[Image:BoALipstick.jpg\|thumb\|Practicing her cock-blowing skills so she can continue to suck off those record execs]]
			'''BoA''' or '''Kwon BoA''' or '''BoA Kwon''' or '''Ching Chang Chong''' or whatever those crazy [[azns]] like to call her is a shitty [[J-Pop]] "singer" who makes [[Utada Hikaru]] seem moderately talented. She is often called the Korean [[Britney Spears]], meaning she has no talent and relies on being pedo-bait to sell records (hint: being compared to Britney [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrA3_jjzfUA isn't exactly a good thing]). That actually makes no sense seeing as how Britney, as talentless as she is, is a global icon known even in Rural Africa. Go to Africa and ask them about BoA.

			Because she started out as a [[16-year-old girl]] singing equally shitty K-Pop, she is widely regarded as a traitor by [[butthurt]] Koreans who want her nasty bloated cunt for themselves.

			She has one of the most ridiculously high-pitched, nasal, fucking annoying "voices" of all time. She has zero musical ability and her "dancing" is ridiculously sub-par. '''Even though she's been spoon-fed training from her label, who went as far as to pay for her lessons.''' And yet, her [[retarded]] and tone-deaf fanbase consisting of either [[azn]] or [[weeaboo]][[16-year-old girls]] and [[13-year-old boys]] still worship the ground she walks on, praising her non-existent "skills". Thus she has become the most '''overrated''' [[J-Pop]] "artist" of all time. Even with her lack of talent, she still has enough [[unwarranted self-importance]] to call herself the [[lol wut\|"Best" of Asia]].

			Apparently, this is how she got her deal: Her brother was auditioning and she just randomly walked in, she gave the [[pedophiles]] a hard-on and they immediately accepted her, fantasizing about how much sweet young [[loli]] [[pussy]] they could get by making her a star.

			She [[whore\|worked]] sooooo hard.

			[[Shit no one cares about\|And meanwhile, truly talented musicians bust their asses for years and don't get jack shit]].

			== Plastic Surgery ==


			{{quote\|BoA has been reported to have had plastic surgery for her eyes '''at least three times''', along with '''numerous''' operations in other parts of her body. '''Yet''', she continues to be one of the biggest-selling acts both in her homeland and in other Asian countries like Japan and China. Personally, I can’t imagine BoA looking short of how attractive she is now. '''Her doctors need to be congratulated.\|allkpop.com}}


			[[Image:boaplastic.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Apparently this is normal among [[azns]]]]


			== SHE'S COMING OVER HERE GUISE!!11!1 ==
			[[Image:boafail.jpg\|thumb\|left\|LOL [[fail]]]]
			[[Image:boaalbumcoverpopmusicun.png\|thumb\|Bitch you're not black]]
			When her fourth album [[fail]]ed to even go [[jew\|gold]], she displayed to the world what massive [[unwarranted self-importance]] she has by trying to take over the US music market and declaring herself the "Best of Asia". Anyone with a modicum of common sense knows this is a [[lie]], and she flopped spectacularly.

			== Actual quotes from "intelligent" fans ==

			{{quote\|if she's had surgery then she's had surgery.
			people get all OH MY GOD, she's had surgery reactions.
			dont be so '''mountain tortise'''.
			and do mind, she was pretty young when she came out with her first album.\|Some douche}}


			{{quote\|I know that she's not a gifted singer but she's hardworking enough....
			I like her voice actually... why you'll found its annoying?! Thats weird...About arrogant....
			Hm.. I think she dont really know how to '''social with peoples'''...\|She's so not arrogant, that's why she calls herself the "Best" of Asia}}


			{{quote\|all of you are jealous of BoA's talent because your idols cannot be as famous as BoA POOR YOU
			CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT ? YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BOA !I REPEAT"NOTHING"! YOU EVEN CAN'T CRITICIZE SOMEONE THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ABOUT HER OR HIM.
			copying Britney .so hilarious! can you '''proove''' here? which song that you see Boa is copying britney? OMG. she is now 20 years old.she '''have''' to be more mature,she cannot always act cute and innocent as 15! the only thing i get from her is her improvement : her songs are more powerful , more mature, but not sl*tty!!! I wonder how many BoA songs you have listened to?She can really dance .well , she is one of the best dancers in ASIA (beside namie amuro and koda kumi).she can sing perfectly while dancing and singing in the same time.'''Findind''' on youtube '''these stuffs'''\|Another typical fan}}

			==Sites To Troll==
			* [http://www.boajjang.com Her website]
			* [http://www.myspace.com/BoAmusicUSA Myspace]
			* [http://www.youtube.com/BoAVEVO Youtube]
			* [http://www.facebook.com/BoA.USA Failbook]
			* [http://www.boa-nation.com/ Fansite]
			* [http://www.boashouse.com/ Another shitty site]

			==See Also==
			* [[Utada Hikaru]]
			* [[16-year-old girl]]
			* [[J-Pop]]
			* [[Whore]]
			* [[loli]]
			* [[Inuyasha]]-"sang" some shitty song for the equally shitty anime.
			* [[Serial Experiments Lain]] - <s>This one too</s> Wrong Bôa faggot
			* [[Child Abuse]]-Why she's famous
			* [[Pedophile]]-Who the people that "discovered" her at eleven are
			* [[Unwarranted self-importance]]
			* [[Weeaboo]]-If her fans aren't [[azn]] they're [[Wapanese]].
			* [[Wigger]]-she's a <s>chigger</s> kimchigger.

			{{azn}}
			{{Music}}
			{{whores}}
			{{Pedoseries}}

imported>TMZ at 08:17, 1 November 2018

2018-11-01T08:17:09Z

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imported>TMZ: BLANKING IN PROGRESS

2018-11-01T08:16:55Z

BLANKING IN PROGRESS

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	~~{{spoilers\|text= BoA'S US DEBUT WAS COMPLETE AND UTTER LEGENDARY [[FAIL]]!!11!!111}}~~
	~~[[Image:BoALipstick.jpg\|thumb\|Practicing her cock-blowing skills so she can continue to suck off those record execs]]~~
	'''BoA''' or '''Kwon BoA''' or '''BoA Kwon''' or '''Ching Chang Chong''' or whatever those crazy [[azns]] like to call her is a shitty [[J-Pop]] "singer" who makes [[Utada Hikaru]] seem moderately talented. She is often called the Korean [[Britney Spears]], meaning she has no talent and relies on being pedo-bait to sell records (hint: being compared to Britney [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrA3_jjzfUA isn't exactly a good thing]). That actually makes no sense seeing as how Britney, as talentless as she is, is a global icon known even in Rural Africa. Go to Africa and ask them about BoA.

	~~Because she started out as a [[16-year-old girl]] singing equally shitty K-Pop, she is widely regarded as a traitor by [[butthurt]] Koreans who want her nasty bloated cunt for themselves.~~

	She has one of the most ridiculously high-pitched, nasal, fucking annoying "voices" of all time. She has zero musical ability and her "dancing" is ridiculously sub-par. '''Even though she's been spoon-fed training from her label, who went as far as to pay for her lessons.''' And yet, her [[retarded]] and tone-deaf fanbase consisting of either [[azn]] or [[weeaboo]][[16-year-old girls]] and [[13-year-old boys]] still worship the ground she walks on, praising her non-existent "skills". Thus she has become the most '''overrated''' [[J-Pop]] "artist" of all time. Even with her lack of talent, she still has enough [[unwarranted self-importance]] to call herself the [[lol wut\|"Best" of Asia]].

	Apparently, this is how she got her deal: Her brother was auditioning and she just randomly walked in, she gave the [[pedophiles]] a hard-on and they immediately accepted her, fantasizing about how much sweet young [[loli]] [[pussy]] they could get by making her a star.

	~~She [[whore\|worked]] sooooo hard.~~

	~~[[Shit no one cares about\|And meanwhile, truly talented musicians bust their asses for years and don't get jack shit]].~~

	~~== Plastic Surgery ==~~


	{{quote\|BoA has been reported to have had plastic surgery for her eyes '''at least three times''', along with '''numerous''' operations in other parts of her body. '''Yet''', she continues to be one of the biggest-selling acts both in her homeland and in other Asian countries like Japan and China. Personally, I can’t imagine BoA looking short of how attractive she is now. '''Her doctors need to be congratulated.\|allkpop.com}}


	~~[[Image:boaplastic.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Apparently this is normal among [[azns]]]]~~


	~~== SHE'S COMING OVER HERE GUISE!!11!1 ==~~
	~~[[Image:boafail.jpg\|thumb\|left\|LOL [[fail]]]]~~
	~~[[Image:boaalbumcoverpopmusicun.png\|thumb\|Bitch you're not black]]~~
	When her fourth album [[fail]]ed to even go [[jew\|gold]], she displayed to the world what massive [[unwarranted self-importance]] she has by trying to take over the US music market and declaring herself the "Best of Asia". Anyone with a modicum of common sense knows this is a [[lie]], and she flopped spectacularly.

	~~== Actual quotes from "intelligent" fans ==~~

	~~{{quote\|if she's had surgery then she's had surgery.~~
	~~people get all OH MY GOD, she's had surgery reactions.~~
	~~dont be so '''mountain tortise'''.~~
	~~and do mind, she was pretty young when she came out with her first album.\|Some douche}}~~


	~~{{quote\|I know that she's not a gifted singer but she's hardworking enough....~~
	~~I like her voice actually... why you'll found its annoying?! Thats weird...About arrogant....~~
	~~Hm.. I think she dont really know how to '''social with peoples'''...\|She's so not arrogant, that's why she calls herself the "Best" of Asia}}~~


	~~{{quote\|all of you are jealous of BoA's talent because your idols cannot be as famous as BoA POOR YOU~~
	~~CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT ? YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BOA !I REPEAT"NOTHING"! YOU EVEN CAN'T CRITICIZE SOMEONE THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ABOUT HER OR HIM.~~
	copying Britney .so hilarious! can you '''proove''' here? which song that you see Boa is copying britney? OMG. she is now 20 years old.she '''have''' to be more mature,she cannot always act cute and innocent as 15! the only thing i get from her is her improvement : her songs are more powerful , more mature, but not sl*tty!!! I wonder how many BoA songs you have listened to?She can really dance .well , she is one of the best dancers in ASIA (beside namie amuro and koda kumi).she can sing perfectly while dancing and singing in the same time.'''Findind''' on youtube '''these stuffs'''\|Another typical fan}}

	~~==Sites To Troll==~~
	* [http://www.boajjang.com Her website]
	* [http://www.myspace.com/BoAmusicUSA Myspace]
	* [http://www.youtube.com/BoAVEVO Youtube]
	* [http://www.facebook.com/BoA.USA Failbook]
	* [http://www.boa-nation.com/ Fansite]
	* [http://www.boashouse.com/ Another shitty site]

	~~==See Also==~~
	* [[Utada Hikaru]]
	* [[16-year-old girl]]
	* [[J-Pop]]
	* [[Whore]]
	* [[loli]]
	* [[Inuyasha]]-"sang" some shitty song for the equally shitty anime.
	* [[Serial Experiments Lain]] - <s>This one too</s> Wrong Bôa faggot
	* [[Child Abuse]]-Why she's famous
	* [[Pedophile]]-Who the people that "discovered" her at eleven are
	* [[Unwarranted self-importance]]
	* [[Weeaboo]]-If her fans aren't [[azn]] they're [[Wapanese]].
	* [[Wigger]]-she's a <s>chigger</s> kimchigger.

	~~{{azn}}~~
	~~{{Music}}~~
	~~{{whores}}~~
	~~{{Pedoseries}}~~

imported>ElSegCunt at 00:01, 18 September 2018

2018-09-18T00:01:21Z

imported>Rummy0: /* See Also */

2017-10-05T18:27:15Z

See Also

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	* [[loli]]		* [[loli]]
	* [[Inuyasha]]-"sang" some shitty song for the equally shitty anime.		* [[Inuyasha]]-"sang" some shitty song for the equally shitty anime.
	* [[Serial Experiments Lain]] - This one too		* [[Serial Experiments Lain]] - <s>This one too</s> Wrong Bôa faggot
	* [[Child Abuse]]-Why she's famous		* [[Child Abuse]]-Why she's famous
	* [[Pedophile]]-Who the people that "discovered" her at eleven are		* [[Pedophile]]-Who the people that "discovered" her at eleven are

imported>Keos: /* On The Youtubes */ removed dead links

2016-03-09T22:54:42Z

On The Youtubes: removed dead links

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	[[Image:boaalbumcoverpopmusicun.png\|thumb\|Bitch you're not black]]		[[Image:boaalbumcoverpopmusicun.png\|thumb\|Bitch you're not black]]
	When her fourth album [[fail]]ed to even go gold, she displayed to the world what massive [[unwarranted self-importance]] she has by trying to take over the US music market and declaring herself the "Best Of Asia". Anyone with common sense knows this is a [[lie]], and she flopped spectacularly.		When her fourth album [[fail]]ed to even go gold, she displayed to the world what massive [[unwarranted self-importance]] she has by trying to take over the US music market and declaring herself the "Best Of Asia". Anyone with common sense knows this is a [[lie]], and she flopped spectacularly.

	~~== On The Youtubes ==~~

	~~<center>{{fv\|boavids\|background-color: transparent;\|font-weight: bold;\|<youtube>-ElZaKt6Hik</youtube>\|~~
	~~<youtube>Q73eRQsikGY</youtube>\|~~
	~~<youtube>k7GvjmS2Nck</youtube>\|~~
	~~<youtube>ojEW-QGM87E</youtube>\|~~
	~~<youtube>XpVoHb2P46k</youtube>\|~~
	~~<youtube>HQRCKYVI-8Q</youtube>\|}}</center>~~

	== Actual quotes from "intelligent" fans ==		== Actual quotes from "intelligent" fans ==

imported>Oddguy: /* See Also */

2015-05-24T13:41:51Z

See Also

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	* [[loli]]		* [[loli]]
	* [[Inuyasha]]-"sang" some shitty song for the equally shitty anime.		* [[Inuyasha]]-"sang" some shitty song for the equally shitty anime.
			* [[Serial Experiments Lain]] - This one too
	* [[Child Abuse]]-Why she's famous		* [[Child Abuse]]-Why she's famous
	* [[Pedophile]]-Who the people that "discovered" her at eleven are		* [[Pedophile]]-Who the people that "discovered" her at eleven are

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	{{spoilers\|text= BoA'S US DEBUT WAS COMPLETE AND UTTER LEGENDARY [[FAIL]]!!11!!111}}		{{spoilers\|text= BoA'S US DEBUT WAS COMPLETE AND UTTER LEGENDARY [[FAIL]]!!11!!111}}
	[[Image:BoALipstick.jpg\|thumb\|Practicing her cock-blowing skills so she can continue to suck off those record execs]]		[[Image:BoALipstick.jpg\|thumb\|Practicing her cock-blowing skills so she can continue to suck off those record execs]]
	'''BoA''' or '''Kwon BoA''' or '''BoA Kwon''' or '''Ching Chang Chong''' or whatever those crazy [[azns]] like to call her is a shitty [[J-Pop]] "singer" who makes [[Utada Hikaru]] seem moderately talented. She is often called the Korean [[Britney Spears]], meaning she has no talent and relies on being pedo-bait to sell records (hint: being compared to Britney isn't exactly a good thing). That actually makes no sense seeing as how Britney, as talentless as she is, is a global icon known even in Rural Africa. Go to Africa and ask them about BoA.		'''BoA''' or '''Kwon BoA''' or '''BoA Kwon''' or '''Ching Chang Chong''' or whatever those crazy [[azns]] like to call her is a shitty [[J-Pop]] "singer" who makes [[Utada Hikaru]] seem moderately talented. She is often called the Korean [[Britney Spears]], meaning she has no talent and relies on being pedo-bait to sell records (hint: being compared to Britney [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrA3_jjzfUA isn't exactly a good thing]). That actually makes no sense seeing as how Britney, as talentless as she is, is a global icon known even in Rural Africa. Go to Africa and ask them about BoA.

	Because she started out as a [[16-year-old girl]] singing equally shitty K-Pop, she is widely regarded as a traitor by [[butthurt]] Koreans who want her nasty cunt for themselves.		Because she started out as a [[16-year-old girl]] singing equally shitty K-Pop, she is widely regarded as a traitor by [[butthurt]] Koreans who want her nasty bloated cunt for themselves.

	She has one of the most ridiculously high-pitched, nasal, fucking annoying "voices" of all time. She has zero musical ability and her "dancing" is ridiculously sub-par. '''Even though she's been spoon-fed training from her label, who went as far as to pay for her lessons.''' And yet, her [[retarded]] and tone-deaf fanbase consisting of either [[azn]] or [[weeaboo]][[16-year-old girls]] and [[13-year-old boys]] still worship the ground she walks on, praising her non-~~existant~~ "skills". Thus she has become the most '''overrated''' [[J-Pop]] "artist" of all time. Even with her lack of talent, she still has enough [[unwarranted self-importance]] to call herself the "Best" of Asia.		She has one of the most ridiculously high-pitched, nasal, fucking annoying "voices" of all time. She has zero musical ability and her "dancing" is ridiculously sub-par. '''Even though she's been spoon-fed training from her label, who went as far as to pay for her lessons.''' And yet, her [[retarded]] and tone-deaf fanbase consisting of either [[azn]] or [[weeaboo]][[16-year-old girls]] and [[13-year-old boys]] still worship the ground she walks on, praising her non-existent "skills". Thus she has become the most '''overrated''' [[J-Pop]] "artist" of all time. Even with her lack of talent, she still has enough [[unwarranted self-importance]] to call herself the [[lol wut\|"Best" of Asia]].

	Apparently, this is how she got her deal: Her brother was auditioning and she just randomly walked in, she gave the [[pedophiles]] a hard-on and they immediately accepted her, fantasizing about how much sweet young [[loli]] [[pussy]] they could get by making her a star.		Apparently, this is how she got her deal: Her brother was auditioning and she just randomly walked in, she gave the [[pedophiles]] a hard-on and they immediately accepted her, fantasizing about how much sweet young [[loli]] [[pussy]] they could get by making her a star.

	She worked sooooo hard.		She [[whore\|worked]] sooooo hard.

	[[Shit no one cares about\|And meanwhile, truly talented musicians bust their asses for years and don't get jack shit]].		[[Shit no one cares about\|And meanwhile, truly talented musicians bust their asses for years and don't get jack shit]].
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	[[Image:boafail.jpg\|thumb\|left\|LOL [[fail]]]]		[[Image:boafail.jpg\|thumb\|left\|LOL [[fail]]]]
	[[Image:boaalbumcoverpopmusicun.png\|thumb\|Bitch you're not black]]		[[Image:boaalbumcoverpopmusicun.png\|thumb\|Bitch you're not black]]
	When her fourth album [[fail]]ed to even go gold, she displayed to the world what massive [[unwarranted self-importance]] she has by trying to take over the US music market and declaring herself the "Best Of Asia". Anyone with common sense knows this is a [[lie]], and she flopped spectacularly.		When her fourth album [[fail]]ed to even go [[jew\|gold]], she displayed to the world what massive [[unwarranted self-importance]] she has by trying to take over the US music market and declaring herself the "Best of Asia". Anyone with a modicum of common sense knows this is a [[lie]], and she flopped spectacularly.

	== Actual quotes from "intelligent" fans ==		== Actual quotes from "intelligent" fans ==
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	* [[Unwarranted self-importance]]		* [[Unwarranted self-importance]]
	* [[Weeaboo]]-If her fans aren't [[azn]] they're [[Wapanese]].		* [[Weeaboo]]-If her fans aren't [[azn]] they're [[Wapanese]].
	* [[Wigger]]-she's a chigger.		* [[Wigger]]-she's a <s>chigger</s> kimchigger.

	{{azn}}		{{azn}}