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Mercifulfag: Mastodon the Twitter ripoff doesn't have a real article, it just redirecetg to some comics

2026-05-16T08:44:15Z

Mastodon the Twitter ripoff doesn't have a real article, it just redirecetg to some comics

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	== See Also ==		== See Also ==
	* [[Twitter]]		* [[Twitter]]
	* [[Mastodon]] - Another Twitter knock-off for literally anything.
	* [[NotJustBikes]] - typical BS user with severe anger issues.		* [[NotJustBikes]] - typical BS user with severe anger issues.
	* [[Solomon Henderson]] - Notable BS user		* [[Solomon Henderson]] - Notable BS user

Crow caw: /* How To Troll Bluesky Users */

2026-04-06T01:27:48Z

How To Troll Bluesky Users

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	* Say the words "kill" and "die" uncensored.		* Say the words "kill" and "die" uncensored.
	* Tell them it's stupid when rich white suburbanites in Silicon Valley say "yall" to try and sound black.		* Tell them it's stupid when rich white suburbanites in Silicon Valley say "yall" to try and sound black.
	* Tell them to get over the "[[hoax\|January 6th]] bullshit already!		* Tell them to get over the "[[hoax\|January 6th]]" bullshit already!
	* Criticise the [[democrats\|demoncrap farty]]		* Criticise the [[democrats\|demoncrap farty]]
	* Vote 3rd party		* Vote 3rd party

Crow caw: /* How To Troll Bluesky Users */

2026-04-06T01:27:24Z

How To Troll Bluesky Users

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 * Tell them that there are [[fact|only two genders]]
 * Tell them RMTransit is better than [[NotJustBikes]]
 == Retardation Gallery ==

MikePendejo: added Category:Lolcows using HotCat

2026-02-24T06:57:50Z

added Category:Lolcows using HotCat

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	[[Category:Social Justice]]		[[Category:Social Justice]]
			[[Category:Lolcows]]

MikePendejo: added Category:Social Justice using HotCat

2026-02-24T06:57:35Z

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	{{pedoseries}}		{{pedoseries}}
	{{timeline\|Featured article December 22 & 23, [[2024]]\|[[Bashar al-Assad]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Christmas]]}}		{{timeline\|Featured article December 22 & 23, [[2024]]\|[[Bashar al-Assad]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Christmas]]}}

			[[Category:Social Justice]]

Gaelstrym: Added some kek.

2025-11-09T18:11:26Z

Added some kek.

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	[[File:Bluesky Logo.svg\|200px\|thumb\|the logo is shite, as expected.]]		[[File:Bluesky Logo.svg\|200px\|thumb\|the logo is shite, as expected.]]
	'''Bluesky ~~Social~~''' (a.k.a. '''Bsky''', '''Bluecry''', '''Shitter''', '''Retarded Butterfly App''' and '''Mentally Retarded Liberal Faggot Twitter''') is a [[liberal]] internet [[hugbox]] and [[child pornography]] distribution platform that was launched in [[2023]] by former [[Twitter]] CEO and professional Grigori Rasputin [[cosplayer]] Jack Dorsey because he was severely butthurt over [[Elon Musk]]'s purchase of Twitter in late [[2022]].		The wise Robert Frost once said that [[Facts\|"it is only through labor and painful effort, by grim energy and resolute courage, that we move on to better things."]] For those who have grown hateful toward the encroaching [[New World Order\|conservative white demigod overlords]] taking over the internets, like [[Elon Musk]], they do not move on; instead they take to '''Bluesky''' (a.k.a. '''Bsky''', '''Bluesky Social''', '''Bluecry''', '''Shitter''', '''Retarded Butterfly App''' and '''Mentally Retarded Liberal Faggot Twitter''') to [[cry some moar]] about the infestation of [[lulz]] in their internetz. Bluesky is a [[liberal]] internet [[hugbox]] and [[child pornography]] distribution platform that was launched in [[2023]] by former [[Twitter]] CEO and professional Grigori Rasputin [[cosplayer]] Jack Dorsey because he was severely butthurt over aforementioned [[Elon Musk]]'s purchase of Twitter in late [[2022]].

	Bluesky is a [[Plagiarism\|1:1 ~~clone~~ of Twitter in terms of features and design]] but, much like pre-2022 Twitter, is moderated entirely by [[morbidly obese]] blue-haired [[trannies]] and [[bald]]ing [[Pedophiles\|male feminist]] [[hipster]]s. In November, [[2024]], Bluesky saw an influx of angry [[Hollywood]] [[pedophile]] [[celebrities]] and [[BAWWW]]ING liberal retards who were fleeing [[Twitter]] en masse following [[Donald Trump]]'s [[epic win]] in the [[2024 USA Presidential Elections\|2024 United States Presidential Election]]. As one would probably expect, this led to Bluesky being flooded with [[hardcore]] [[child porn]] and ~~crashed~~ their servers.		Bluesky is a [[Plagiarism\|1:1 perfect replica of Twitter in terms of features and design]] but, much like pre-2022 Twitter, is moderated entirely by [[morbidly obese]] blue-haired [[trannies]] and [[bald]]ing [[Pedophiles\|male feminist]] [[hipster]]s to listen exclusively to the likes of [[BTS]] and [[Faggotry\|BLACKPINK]]. In November, [[2024]], Bluesky saw an influx of angry [[Hollywood]] [[pedophile]] [[celebrities]] and [[BAWWW]]ING liberal retards who were fleeing [[Twitter]] en masse following [[Donald Trump]]'s [[epic win]] in the [[2024 USA Presidential Elections\|2024 United States Presidential Election]]. As one would probably expect, this led to Bluesky being flooded with [[hardcore]] [[child porn]] and crashing their servers. Given its [[faggot]] [[liberal]] alignment, it is to be said for certain, and [[Fact\|apparent to the blind]], that Bluesky was directly involved behind the murder of [[Charlie Kirk]], the death of the late and great [[Dick Cheney]], the persistence of [[BLM]], and the propagation of [[War\|general unrest]], [[faggotry]], [[incest]] and [[Pedophilia]] in the [[USA]] and the wider world.

			'''Stay vigilant, soldier. Don't let [[AIDS\|them]] get you.'''

	==Skeeting==		==Skeeting==
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	== Bluesky MAPs ==		== Bluesky MAPs ==

			[[Truth\|This world can make some truly horrifying monsters.]] Don't believe me? Look at these pictures.
	[[File:BlueskyPedos.jpg\|center\|500px]]		[[File:BlueskyPedos.jpg\|center\|500px]]

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	* Tell them children can't consent.		* Tell them children can't consent.
	* Tell them animals can't consent.		* Tell them animals can't consent.
			* Preach to them about the teachings of [[Jesus Christ]].
	* [[You Will Never Be A Woman\|Remind them they'll never be women]].		* [[You Will Never Be A Woman\|Remind them they'll never be women]].
	* Tell them nobody gives a fuck that they're boycotting Twitter.		* Tell them nobody gives a fuck that they're boycotting Twitter.

Eldiperro: /* Retardation Gallery */

2025-07-14T13:31:45Z

Retardation Gallery

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	File:Blueskyhamas.png\|Troon wants to globalize a terrorist movement that would have his head cut off		File:Blueskyhamas.png\|Troon wants to globalize a terrorist movement that would have his head cut off
	File:Bluecry.jpg\|Posting this on Bluesky will get you [[permabanned]].		File:Bluecry.jpg\|Posting this on Bluesky will get you [[permabanned]].
			File:SolomonBSPosts.png\|
	</gallery></center>		</gallery></center>

Eldiperro: /* See Also */

2025-07-12T20:03:41Z

Paul in the Mall at 15:46, 22 June 2025

2025-06-22T15:46:55Z

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	*{{Wikilink\|Bluesky\|Bluesky on Wikipedia}}		*{{Wikilink\|Bluesky\|Bluesky on Wikipedia}}

	{{socialmedia}}		{{portals\|websites\|socialmedia}}
	~~{{sites~~}}
	{{pedoseries}}		{{pedoseries}}
	{{timeline\|Featured article December 22 & 23, [[2024]]\|[[Bashar al-Assad]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Christmas]]}}		{{timeline\|Featured article December 22 & 23, [[2024]]\|[[Bashar al-Assad]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Christmas]]}}

CrackRabbit at 13:17, 29 January 2025

2025-01-29T13:17:59Z

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	~~{{stub}}~~
	[[File:Bluesky Logo.svg\|200px\|thumb\|the logo is shite, as expected.]]		[[File:Bluesky Logo.svg\|200px\|thumb\|the logo is shite, as expected.]]
	'''Bluesky Social''' (a.k.a. '''Bsky''', '''Bluecry''', '''Shitter''', '''Retarded Butterfly App''' and '''Mentally Retarded Liberal Faggot Twitter''') is a [[liberal]] internet [[hugbox]] and [[child pornography]] distribution platform that was launched in [[2023]] by former [[Twitter]] CEO and professional Grigori Rasputin [[cosplayer]] Jack Dorsey because he was severely butthurt over [[Elon Musk]]'s purchase of Twitter in late [[2022]].		'''Bluesky Social''' (a.k.a. '''Bsky''', '''Bluecry''', '''Shitter''', '''Retarded Butterfly App''' and '''Mentally Retarded Liberal Faggot Twitter''') is a [[liberal]] internet [[hugbox]] and [[child pornography]] distribution platform that was launched in [[2023]] by former [[Twitter]] CEO and professional Grigori Rasputin [[cosplayer]] Jack Dorsey because he was severely butthurt over [[Elon Musk]]'s purchase of Twitter in late [[2022]].

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	* [[Mastodon]] - Another Twitter knock-off for literally anything.		* [[Mastodon]] - Another Twitter knock-off for literally anything.
	* [[NotJustBikes]] - typical BS user with severe anger issues.		* [[NotJustBikes]] - typical BS user with severe anger issues.
			* [[Solomon Henderson]] - Notable BS user

	== External Links ==		== External Links ==