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HellenicTrapstar: /* BIG MAN BLASTOISE */

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BIG MAN BLASTOISE

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	BIG MAN BLASTIOSE		BIG MAN BLASTIOSE


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	And don't think for a second that Mega Blastoise is an easy piece of work. He has two other homeboys that now have Mega evolutions, and they will equally fuck you up. But who cares about them, Mega Blastoise is where it's at. He just went [[DOUBLE NIGGER]] and you better run while you still can.		And don't think for a second that Mega Blastoise is an easy piece of work. He has two other homeboys that now have Mega evolutions, and they will equally fuck you up. But who cares about them, Mega Blastoise is where it's at. He just went [[DOUBLE NIGGER]] and you better run while you still can.

			== BIG MAN BLASTOISE ==

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			BIG MAN BLASTIOSE

imported>Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay: /* Gallery */

2013-11-05T19:18:06Z

Gallery

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imported>Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay: /* Gallery */

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imported>Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay: /* Gallery */

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	Image:Blastits.png\|Moar liek Blast-[[TITS]], amirite?		Image:Blastits.png\|Moar liek Blast-[[TITS]], amirite?
	Image:Tardstoise.png\|Why do I exist?		Image:Tardstoise.png\|Why do I exist?
			File:Blastoise Is Evolving.gif
	Image:Blastoise Vs. Lucario.png\|Pre-[[cum]] gushing from his cannons, Blastoise prepares to [[rape\|annihilate]] [[Lucario\|some furry faggot]].		Image:Blastoise Vs. Lucario.png\|Pre-[[cum]] gushing from his cannons, Blastoise prepares to [[rape\|annihilate]] [[Lucario\|some furry faggot]].
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imported>Green Blockhead: Mega Blastoise

2013-09-06T13:01:14Z

Mega Blastoise

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	As you can see here, the [[Suicide\|child]] instantly realizes the danger he is in. But it's too late. He is instantly [[rape\|thrust]] from screams of terror to fits of manic laughter as the deadly force that is Blastoise [[Rape\|consumes]] him. He instantly becomes a [[fag]]. Notice the child's uncanny resemblance to [[Daxflame]].		As you can see here, the [[Suicide\|child]] instantly realizes the danger he is in. But it's too late. He is instantly [[rape\|thrust]] from screams of terror to fits of manic laughter as the deadly force that is Blastoise [[Rape\|consumes]] him. He instantly becomes a [[fag]]. Notice the child's uncanny resemblance to [[Daxflame]].

			==[[Digimon\|Mega]] Blastoise==

			<div class="center" style="width:auto; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;">[[File:MegaBlastoise.jpg]]</div>

			Last Thursday, GameFreak revealed this awe-inspiring image to the world. News about X and Y was slow... too slow, but then THIS THING, along with it's two homies, got a Mega Evolution - a new mechanic that allows Pokemon to [[DBZ\|transform temporarily during battle.]]

			''Look at this motherfucker.'' It's Blastoise. But you better shit your fucking pants, because Blastoise just mega-evolved into '''MEGA-MOTHER-FUCKING BLASTOISE!!!1!!''' Remember when he had two cannons on his shell? '''NOW, HE HAS TWO ON HIS ARMS AND ONE BIG GIANT FUCKING CANNON ON HIS SHELL!!!''' '''IT'S LIKE A POKEYMANZ WITH GUNZ!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!'''

			So do yourself a favor, and evolve your [[nigger]] Blastoise into Mega Blastoise should you ever use him in a battle. Because he will '''FUCK. YOUR. SHIT. UP.'''

			And don't think for a second that Mega Blastoise is an easy piece of work. He has two other homeboys that now have Mega evolutions, and they will equally fuck you up. But who cares about them, Mega Blastoise is where it's at. He just went [[DOUBLE NIGGER]] and you better run while you still can.


	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

imported>Schnookums: /* See Also */

2013-04-30T22:32:30Z

imported>Gray at 16:16, 17 April 2013

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	~~[[Image:Blastoise.JPG\|thumb\|The last thing you see before you die.]]~~
	[[Image:Blastoiseevolve.png\|thumb\|Blastoise and his 2 pussy pre-evolutions.]]		[[Image:Blastoiseevolve.png\|thumb\|Blastoise and his 2 pussy pre-evolutions.]]
	~~[[Image:Blastoise shoop woop.JPG\|thumb\|Even Blastoise can shoop that whoop.]]~~
	~~[[Image:Blastoise5.jpg\|thumb\|Behold the [[win\|power]]!]]~~
	'''Blastoise''' is [[pwn\|own]], and the higher level ones have powers that [[raep\|surpass]] even the [[mudkips]].		'''Blastoise''' is [[pwn\|own]], and the higher level ones have powers that [[raep\|surpass]] even the [[mudkips]].

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	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

	{{cg\|[[Vagina\|Hydro]] [[Penis Pump\|Pump]] Gallery\|blastoise\|center\|<gallery>		{{cg\|[[Vagina\|Hydro]] [[Penis Pump\|Pump]] Gallery\|blastoise\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">
			Image:Blastoise5Dizorbdotcom-620x610.jpg
			Image:How Blastoise pees.jpg
			Image:Blastoise.JPG\|The last thing you see before you die.
			Image:Blastoise shoop woop.JPG\|Even Blastoise can shoop that whoop.
			Image:Blastoise5.jpg\|Behold the [[win\|power]]!
			</gallery>\|<gallery perrow="5">
	Image:Blastoisecard.jpg\|Rare screenshot of the card.		Image:Blastoisecard.jpg\|Rare screenshot of the card.
	Image:Pokemoncrazy.jpg\|[[Oh exploitable]]!		Image:Pokemoncrazy.jpg\|[[Oh exploitable]]!
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	Image:Play_Him_Off_Blastoise.gif\|[[Keyboard Cat\|Play him off, Keyboard Blastoise]]!		Image:Play_Him_Off_Blastoise.gif\|[[Keyboard Cat\|Play him off, Keyboard Blastoise]]!
	Image:Pokechallenger appears.JPG\|Now available in [[Lego]] form.		Image:Pokechallenger appears.JPG\|Now available in [[Lego]] form.
	~~Image:Blastoise5Dizorbdotcom-620x610.jpg~~
	Image:9 Blastoise.png		Image:9 Blastoise.png
	Image:Anonymous blastoise.jpg\|[[Olympic Flame]]~~</gallery>\|<gallery>~~		Image:Anonymous blastoise.jpg\|[[Olympic Flame]]
	Image:Blastoise 34.jpg\|Ooooh lawdy, child, is dat sum [[Rule 34]]?		Image:Blastoise 34.jpg\|Ooooh lawdy, child, is dat sum [[Rule 34]]?
	Image:Venusaur.png\|[[A challenger appears]].		Image:Venusaur.png\|[[A challenger appears]].

imported>Halcy: Reverted edits by H64 (talk) to last revision by Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay

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Reverted edits by H64 (talk) to last revision by Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay

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	{{~~tv&movies~~}}		{{TV}}
	[[Category: Anime]] [[Category: Fandom Stuff]]		[[Category: Anime]] [[Category: TV Shows]] [[Category: Fandom Stuff]]

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	~~[[Image:Blastoise.JPG\|thumb\|The last thing you see before you die.]]~~
	[[Image:Blastoiseevolve.png\|thumb\|Blastoise and his 2 pussy pre-evolutions.]]		[[Image:Blastoiseevolve.png\|thumb\|Blastoise and his 2 pussy pre-evolutions.]]
	~~[[Image:Blastoise shoop woop.JPG\|thumb\|Even Blastoise can shoop that whoop.]]~~
	~~[[Image:Blastoise5.jpg\|thumb\|Behold the [[win\|power]]!]]~~
	'''Blastoise''' is [[pwn\|own]], and the higher level ones have powers that [[raep\|surpass]] even the [[mudkips]].		'''Blastoise''' is [[pwn\|own]], and the higher level ones have powers that [[raep\|surpass]] even the [[mudkips]].

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	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

	{{cg\|[[Vagina\|Hydro]] [[Penis Pump\|Pump]] Gallery\|blastoise\|center\|<gallery>		{{cg\|[[Vagina\|Hydro]] [[Penis Pump\|Pump]] Gallery\|blastoise\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">
			Image:Blastoise5Dizorbdotcom-620x610.jpg
			Image:How Blastoise pees.jpg
			Image:Blastoise.JPG\|The last thing you see before you die.
			Image:Blastoise shoop woop.JPG\|Even Blastoise can shoop that whoop.
			Image:Blastoise5.jpg\|Behold the [[win\|power]]!
			</gallery>\|<gallery perrow="5">
	Image:Blastoisecard.jpg\|Rare screenshot of the card.		Image:Blastoisecard.jpg\|Rare screenshot of the card.
	Image:Pokemoncrazy.jpg\|[[Oh exploitable]]!		Image:Pokemoncrazy.jpg\|[[Oh exploitable]]!
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	Image:Play_Him_Off_Blastoise.gif\|[[Keyboard Cat\|Play him off, Keyboard Blastoise]]!		Image:Play_Him_Off_Blastoise.gif\|[[Keyboard Cat\|Play him off, Keyboard Blastoise]]!
	Image:Pokechallenger appears.JPG\|Now available in [[Lego]] form.		Image:Pokechallenger appears.JPG\|Now available in [[Lego]] form.
	~~Image:Blastoise5Dizorbdotcom-620x610.jpg~~
	Image:9 Blastoise.png		Image:9 Blastoise.png
	Image:Anonymous blastoise.jpg\|[[Olympic Flame]]~~</gallery>\|<gallery>~~		Image:Anonymous blastoise.jpg\|[[Olympic Flame]]
	Image:Blastoise 34.jpg\|Ooooh lawdy, child, is dat sum [[Rule 34]]?		Image:Blastoise 34.jpg\|Ooooh lawdy, child, is dat sum [[Rule 34]]?
	Image:Venusaur.png\|[[A challenger appears]].		Image:Venusaur.png\|[[A challenger appears]].

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