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	[[File:OrgySurprise.gif\|thumb\|Surprise!]]		[[File:OrgySurprise.gif\|thumb\|Surprise!]]
	~~[[File:Bisexual Porn.jpg\|thumb\|Bisexual Pornography is very popular amoung Straights and Fags]]~~

	Bisexuality, <i>(Noun.)</i>: The ability to reach down any person's pants and be satisfied with whatever you may find (except for a small penis).		Bisexuality, <i>(Noun.)</i>: The ability to reach down any person's pants and be satisfied with whatever you may find (except for a small penis).

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	[[Image:James-Dean.jpg\|thumb\|Male bisexual in its natural habitat.]]		[[Image:James-Dean.jpg\|thumb\|Male bisexual in its natural habitat.]]
	~~[[Image:marlena-dietrich.jpg\|thumb\|Female bisexual in traditional costume.]]~~
	[[File:OrgySurprise.gif\|thumb\|Surprise!]]		[[File:OrgySurprise.gif\|thumb\|Surprise!]]
	[[File:Bisexual Porn.jpg\|thumb\|Bisexual Pornography is very popular amoung Straights and Fags]]		[[File:Bisexual Porn.jpg\|thumb\|Bisexual Pornography is very popular amoung Straights and Fags]]
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	*[[gaydar\|Ability to spot real cock]] is superior		*[[gaydar\|Ability to spot real cock]] is superior
	*Writes blogs		*Writes blogs
			[[Image:marlena-dietrich.jpg\|thumb\|Traditional costume.]]
	*Tries hardest to look and act like the opposite sex, yet claims to be "[[Chris Crocker\|genderqueer]]"		*Tries hardest to look and act like the opposite sex, yet claims to be "[[Chris Crocker\|genderqueer]]"

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	==Exceptions==		==Exceptions==
	[[Image:David-Bowie.jpg\|thumb\|right\|David Bowie, [[Celebrity\|world-renowned]] bisexual musician. He's fucking dead now.]]		[[Image:David-Bowie.jpg\|thumb\|right\|David Bowie, [[Celebrity\|world-renowned]] bisexual musician. He's fucking dead now.]]

	Scientists and gas station attendants estimate there are approximately 71 actual bisexual people in the world. They include [[Bald\|Vin Diesel]], Channing Tatum, [[Fat\|Roseanne]], [[Lady GaGa]], [[Ann Coulter]] and [[User:Hoveround\|Hoveround]]. All of these people are sick [[pedo\|perverts]] and should be approached only with Kevlar underwear and a drink-spiking test kit.		Scientists and gas station attendants estimate there are approximately 71 actual bisexual people in the world. They include [[Bald\|Vin Diesel]], Channing Tatum, [[Fat\|Roseanne]], [[Lady GaGa]], [[Ann Coulter]] and [[User:Hoveround\|Hoveround]]. All of these people are sick [[pedo\|perverts]] and should be approached only with Kevlar underwear and a drink-spiking test kit.

	==See also==		==See also==

	*[[Agnostic]]		*[[Agnostic]]
	*[[Attention whore]]		*[[Attention whore]]
	*[[Drama]]		*[[Drama]] ([[Drama queen\|queen]]/[[Drama whore\|whore]])
	*[[Drama queen]]
	*[[Drama whore]]
	*[[Emosexuality]]		*[[Emosexuality]]
	*[[Girl Drama]]		*[[Girl Drama]]

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	== Types of Bisexual ==		== Types of Bisexual ==
	=== Real ~~Bisexual~~ ===		=== Real bisexual ===
	[[Image:LadyJ bipic.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Classic bisexual behavior.]]		[[Image:LadyJ bipic.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Classic bisexual behavior.]]
	~~[[Image:3some.jpg\|thumb\|Bisexual sex]]~~
	*Moderately talented (a large amount of the time at sucking [[cock]])		*Moderately talented (a large amount of the time at sucking [[cock]])
	*Takes all kinds of drugs or alcohol sometimes all at once		*Takes all kinds of drugs or alcohol sometimes all at once
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	*Often confuses [[cock]] for phallic objects such as guitars or shotguns		*Often confuses [[cock]] for phallic objects such as guitars or shotguns
	*Writes traditional diaries or journals, often with [[goth\|blood]]		*Writes traditional diaries or journals, often with [[goth\|blood]]
	*[[Scientologist\|Resembles an alien more than a human and does not look male or female]]		*[[Scientologist\|Resembles an alien more than a human and does not look male or female]]
	If you notice,all bisexuals are successful actors,such as Justin ~~BIeber~~. Why,you may ask? Because they have the sensitivity of a faggot, and the confidence of a dirty, dirty heterosexual. Thus creating the perfect entertainer, especially when it had to do with love and romance.
			If you notice, all bisexuals are successful actors, such as [[Justin Bieber]]. Why you may ask? Because they have the sensitivity of a faggot, and the confidence of a dirty, dirty [[normal person\|heterosexual]]. Thus creating the perfect entertainer, especially when it had to do with love and romance.

	=== [[Fake ~~Bisexual~~]] ===		=== [[Fake bisexual]] ===

	*~~Fulfills~~ none of the conditions of the above yet claims to be ~~one. See main article for [[batshit insane\|helpful tips]] on how to deal with [[raep\|such a person]]. May have been brainwashed by [[Aneros]]~~.		*One who fills none of the conditions of the above, yet claims to be.

	=== [[Faggot]] ===		See main article for [[batshit insane\|helpful]] [[suicide\|tips]] on how to deal with [[raep\|such a person]]. May have been brainwashed by [[Aneros]].
			Best dealt with by multiple slaps to the face. This helps get the bi virus away.

			=== [[Faggot]] / [[fagette]] ===
			[[Image:3some.jpg\|thumb\|Bisexual sex]]

	*Possesses a disgustingly bitchy and shallow personality		*Possesses a disgustingly bitchy and shallow personality
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	*Writes blogs		*Writes blogs
	*Tries hardest to look and act like the opposite sex, yet claims to be "[[Chris Crocker\|genderqueer]]"		*Tries hardest to look and act like the opposite sex, yet claims to be "[[Chris Crocker\|genderqueer]]"

			Bisexuality, in this case, is used to make fags seem less like a fag, by accompanying a normal sexuality in order to "soften" it.

	=== [[Emosexual]] ===		=== [[Emosexual]] ===
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	*Draws a sense of sexual satisfaction from photoshop.		*Draws a sense of sexual satisfaction from photoshop.
	*Should be [[raep]]d hard by [[Bubba\|sweet, sweet Bubba]] until they admit they are not bi. Emos may, however, like the [[buttsex\|bleeding on their ass]] since it's a all-new way of [[cut]]ting, as well as having something great to whine about.		*Should be [[raep]]d hard by [[Bubba\|sweet, sweet Bubba]] until they admit they are not bi. Emos may, however, like the [[buttsex\|bleeding on their ass]] since it's a all-new way of [[cut]]ting, as well as having something great to whine about.
	*Aren't gay because they experimented with their friends and called it [[~~Not~~ gay]] because Girls think Bi guys are HAWT		*Aren't gay because they experimented with their friends and called it [[not gay]] because Girls think Bi guys are HAWT
	*Is gayer than most things.		*Is gayer than most things.

	=== Bi-~~Curious~~ ===		=== Bi-curious ===
	[[Image:Bicurious.jpg\|thumb\|right\|How to explain daddy's new 'special friend' to your eight-year-old.]]Generally, bi-curious people with [[cock]] crave [[teh]] [[cock]] while those with [[pu55y]] crave [[teh]] [[pu55y]], but are too chicken-shit to do anything about it. Others, however, like fake bisexuals are merely in it for the street cred (~~see, for example,~~ [[Daddy's Money Lesbian]]).		[[Image:Bicurious.jpg\|thumb\|right\|How to explain daddy's new 'special friend' to your eight-year-old.]]

			Generally, bi-curious people with [[cock]] crave [[teh]] [[cock]] while those with [[pu55y]] crave [[teh]] [[pu55y]], but are too chicken-shit to do anything about it. Others, however, like fake bisexuals are merely in it for the street cred (e.g. [[Daddy's Money Lesbian]]).

	It is common for [[virgin]]s to be bi-curious, and often they will have sex with the same gender before having sex with the opposite gender. This often causes them to realize they were actually never really bisexual in the first place. Bi-curious people who only have sex with the same gender often consider themselves [[homosexual]], but make the same discovery that they were really horny and desperate.		It is common for [[virgin]]s to be bi-curious, and often they will have sex with the same gender before having sex with the opposite gender. This often causes them to realize they were actually never really bisexual in the first place. Bi-curious people who only have sex with the same gender often consider themselves [[homosexual]], but make the same discovery that they were really horny and desperate.

	[[kittens\|Breeder]]s often confess their bi-curiosity to [[fag]]s in an attempt to create some kind of [[cocksucker]] solidarity. What they fail to realize, however, is that this is as [[lame]] as telling a [[black]] guy you once had a really deep tan.		[[kittens\|Breeder]]s often confess their bi-curiosity to [[fag]]s in an attempt to create some kind of [[cocksucker]] solidarity. What they fail to realize, however, is that this is as [[lame]] as telling a [[black]] guy you once had a really deep tan.

	In other words, a bi-curious woman is any girl who has had at least 2 or 3 beers. A bi-curious man is a gay man who hasn't come fully out yet.		In other words, a bi-curious woman is any girl who has had at least 2 or 3 beers. A bi-curious man is a gay man who hasn't come fully out yet as a faggot.

	==Exceptions==		==Exceptions==

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	*Only careers able to fund cocaine habit and elitism are acting, [[Fanfiction\|writing]], [[music]] and [[art school\|art]]		*Only careers able to fund cocaine habit and elitism are acting, [[Fanfiction\|writing]], [[music]] and [[art school\|art]]
	*Often confuses [[cock]] for phallic objects such as guitars or shotguns		*Often confuses [[cock]] for phallic objects such as guitars or shotguns
	*Writes traditional diaries or journals, often with [[goth\|blood]]		*Writes traditional diaries or journals, often with [[goth\|blood]]
	If you notice,all bisexuals are successful actors,such as Justin BIeber. Why,you may ask? Because they have the sensitivity of a faggot,and the confidence of a dirty,dirty heterosexual. Thus creating the perfect entertainer,especially when it had to do with love and romance.		*[[Scientologist\|Resembles an alien more than a human and does not look male or female]]
	*[[Scientologist\|Resembles an alien more than a human and does not look male or female]]		If you notice,all bisexuals are successful actors,such as Justin BIeber. Why,you may ask? Because they have the sensitivity of a faggot, and the confidence of a dirty, dirty heterosexual. Thus creating the perfect entertainer, especially when it had to do with love and romance.

	=== [[Fake Bisexual]] ===		=== [[Fake Bisexual]] ===

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	*Suffers from [[schizophrenia]]		*Suffers from [[schizophrenia]]
	*[[Women\|Does not exist on the internet]]		*[[Women\|Does not exist on the internet]]
	*Only careers able to fund cocaine habit and elitism are acting, [[music]] and [[art school\|art]]		*Only careers able to fund cocaine habit and elitism are acting, [[Fanfiction\|writing]], [[music]] and [[art school\|art]]
	*Often confuses [[cock]] for phallic objects such as guitars or shotguns		*Often confuses [[cock]] for phallic objects such as guitars or shotguns
	*Writes traditional diaries or journals, often with [[goth\|blood]]		*Writes traditional diaries or journals, often with [[goth\|blood]]

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	Not to be confused with the [[Fake Bisexual]], who are known for their addiction to [[LOL WUT\|BBQ-Ripple flavored ice cream]], vague attraction to [[Techno\|electronic music]] and fondness for deviant sex with anything that has a pulse ([[Necrophilia\|preferably]]), Bisexuals are known for their great ability to be attracted to both genders, therefore giving them better chance to have a fuck. The popularity of bisexuality indicates that it's most likely a retarded [[Jonas_brothers\|fad]].		Not to be confused with the [[Fake Bisexual]], who are known for their addiction to [[LOL WUT\|BBQ-Ripple flavored ice cream]], vague attraction to [[Techno\|electronic music]] and fondness for deviant sex with anything that has a pulse ([[Necrophilia\|preferably]]), Bisexuals are known for their great ability to be attracted to both genders, therefore giving them better chance to have a fuck. The popularity of bisexuality indicates that it's most likely a retarded [[Jonas_brothers\|fad]].
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	#Disturbing tendency to mouth off when someone gives them shit (when they don't have [[cock\|something else]] in their mouth, that is).		#Disturbing tendency to mouth off when someone gives them shit (when they don't have [[cock\|something else]] in their mouth, that is).

	[[File:~~4A28596D00000578~~-5496665-image-m-8 1520970966618.jpg\|thumb\|Andrew Leach, bisexual and an hero. Bullied in school because of his bisexuality, Andrew [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5496665/Mom-shares-photo-dead-son-killed-bullied.html nonetheless prevailed] by becoming an hero.]]Bisexuals are [[insane]], depressed and suffer from teh emo, except [[nevar\|when they don't]]. Their sickening ambiguity causes most right-thinking people to get [[Centipede filled vagina\|sand in their vagina]] and constantly carp on about their sexual indecision. Nearly all bisexuals are successful [[trap\|traps]], which annoys [[fags]] and [[bulldykes]] as they fail badly at impersonating the other sex in comparison. It may also annoy [[breeder\|heteros]] since most would not appreciate the fact Sally Jane has a large [[cock]] and a hairy ass.		[[File:4a28596d00000578-5496665-image-m-8-1520970966618.jpg\|thumb\|Andrew Leach, bisexual and an hero. Bullied in school because of his bisexuality, Andrew [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5496665/Mom-shares-photo-dead-son-killed-bullied.html nonetheless prevailed] by becoming an hero.]]Bisexuals are [[insane]], depressed and suffer from teh emo, except [[nevar\|when they don't]]. Their sickening ambiguity causes most right-thinking people to get [[Centipede filled vagina\|sand in their vagina]] and constantly carp on about their sexual indecision. Nearly all bisexuals are successful [[trap\|traps]], which annoys [[fags]] and [[bulldykes]] as they fail badly at impersonating the other sex in comparison. It may also annoy [[breeder\|heteros]] since most would not appreciate the fact Sally Jane has a large [[cock]] and a hairy ass.

	Any group of bisexuals will generally be more alive than their monosexual counterparts, because as we all know, bis are all rampaging sex vampires from the planet BBQ-Ripple and can't wait to [[Mr. Hands\|shag anything with a pulse]]. Apart from [[you]], of course.		Any group of bisexuals will generally be more alive than their monosexual counterparts, because as we all know, bis are all rampaging sex vampires from the planet BBQ-Ripple and can't wait to [[Mr. Hands\|shag anything with a pulse]]. Apart from [[you]], of course.

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	[[File:~~4A28596D00000578~~-5496665-image-m-8 1520970966618.jpg\|thumb\|Andrew Leach, bisexual and an hero. Bullied in school because of his bisexuality, Andrew [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5496665/Mom-shares-photo-dead-son-killed-bullied.html nonetheless prevailed] by becoming an hero.]]Bisexuals are [[insane]], depressed and suffer from teh emo, except [[nevar\|when they don't]]. Their sickening ambiguity causes most right-thinking people to get [[Centipede filled vagina\|sand in their vagina]] and constantly carp on about their sexual indecision. Nearly all bisexuals are successful [[trap\|traps]], which annoys [[fags]] and [[bulldykes]] as they fail badly at impersonating the other sex in comparison. It may also annoy [[breeder\|heteros]] since most would not appreciate the fact Sally Jane has a large [[cock]] and a hairy ass.		[[File:4a28596d00000578-5496665-image-m-8-1520970966618.jpg\|thumb\|Andrew Leach, bisexual and an hero. Bullied in school because of his bisexuality, Andrew [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5496665/Mom-shares-photo-dead-son-killed-bullied.html nonetheless prevailed] by becoming an hero.]]Bisexuals are [[insane]], depressed and suffer from teh emo, except [[nevar\|when they don't]]. Their sickening ambiguity causes most right-thinking people to get [[Centipede filled vagina\|sand in their vagina]] and constantly carp on about their sexual indecision. Nearly all bisexuals are successful [[trap\|traps]], which annoys [[fags]] and [[bulldykes]] as they fail badly at impersonating the other sex in comparison. It may also annoy [[breeder\|heteros]] since most would not appreciate the fact Sally Jane has a large [[cock]] and a hairy ass.

	Any group of bisexuals will generally be more alive than their monosexual counterparts, because as we all know, bis are all rampaging sex vampires from the planet BBQ-Ripple and can't wait to [[Mr. Hands\|shag anything with a pulse]]. Apart from [[you]], of course.		Any group of bisexuals will generally be more alive than their monosexual counterparts, because as we all know, bis are all rampaging sex vampires from the planet BBQ-Ripple and can't wait to [[Mr. Hands\|shag anything with a pulse]]. Apart from [[you]], of course.

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	#Ability to make everyone jealous and horny at the same time		#Ability to make everyone jealous and horny at the same time
	#Superpower of wanting to sleep with everyone except [[you]]		#Superpower of wanting to sleep with everyone except [[you]]
	#Superpower of annoying breeders and fags in equal measure		#Superpower of annoying [[DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS\|breeders]] and [[fags]] in equal measure
	#Cry A LOT when they are made fun of		#Cry A LOT when they are made fun of
	#Ability to eat [[pussy]] while taking it [[in the ass]]		#Ability to eat [[pussy]] while taking it [[in the ass]]
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	*Constantly listening to Portishead		*Constantly listening to Portishead
	*Changes personal image and fashion sense every two seconds, reports of bisexuals wandering around in costumes of planets and flowers they stole from the fancy dress store are commonplace		*Changes personal image and fashion sense every two seconds, reports of bisexuals wandering around in costumes of planets and flowers they stole from the fancy dress store are commonplace
	*Possesses a disgustingly alien, inhuman, succubus-like personality		*Possesses a disgustingly alien, inhuman, [[succubus]]-like personality
	*Suffers from [[schizophrenia]]		*Suffers from [[schizophrenia]]
	*[[Women\|Does not exist on the internet]]		*[[Women\|Does not exist on the internet]]
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	*Possesses a disgustingly bitchy and shallow personality		*Possesses a disgustingly bitchy and shallow personality
	*Talented at taking it [[up the ass]] - any other talent is delusional		*Talented at taking it [[up the ass]] - any other talent is delusional
	*Narcotics include poppers, meth, white wine spritzer and [[cock]]		*Narcotics include poppers, [[meth]], white wine spritzer and [[cock]]
	*Image range varies from [[Williamsledd\|metrosexual]], to [[bear]], to [[Jeffree Star\|tranny]], to [[GayGod\|pseudo emo]]		*Image range varies from [[Williamsledd\|metrosexual]], to [[bear]], to [[Jeffree Star\|tranny]], to [[GayGod\|pseudo emo]]
	*Suffers from [[internet disease]]		*Suffers from [[internet disease]]
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	It is common for [[virgin]]s to be bi-curious, and often they will have sex with the same gender before having sex with the opposite gender. This often causes them to realize they were actually never really bisexual in the first place. Bi-curious people who only have sex with the same gender often consider themselves [[homosexual]], but make the same discovery that they were really horny and desperate.		It is common for [[virgin]]s to be bi-curious, and often they will have sex with the same gender before having sex with the opposite gender. This often causes them to realize they were actually never really bisexual in the first place. Bi-curious people who only have sex with the same gender often consider themselves [[homosexual]], but make the same discovery that they were really horny and desperate.

	[[~~Heterosexual~~\|Breeder]]s often confess their bi-curiosity to [[fag]]s in an attempt to create some kind of [[cocksucker]] solidarity. What they fail to realize, however, is that this is as [[lame]] as telling a [[black]] guy you once had a really deep tan.		[[kittens\|Breeder]]s often confess their bi-curiosity to [[fag]]s in an attempt to create some kind of [[cocksucker]] solidarity. What they fail to realize, however, is that this is as [[lame]] as telling a [[black]] guy you once had a really deep tan.

	In other words, a bi-curious woman is any girl who has had at least 2 or 3 beers. A bi-curious man is a gay man who hasn't come fully out yet.		In other words, a bi-curious woman is any girl who has had at least 2 or 3 beers. A bi-curious man is a gay man who hasn't come fully out yet.