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	BiosCock received universal acclaim, with critics worshiping the game's narrative, themes, visual design, setting, and gameplay in particular. It is regarded as one of the greatest video games ever created by nerds and serves as an example of video games as an art form. Bioshock was followed by two sequels that sucked ass. [[Jews]] remastered the game as part of BioShock: The Collection in order to milk more money from nostalgic dorks.		BiosCock received universal acclaim, with critics worshiping the game's narrative, themes, visual design, setting, and gameplay in particular. It is regarded as one of the greatest video games ever created by nerds and serves as an example of video games as an art form. Bioshock was followed by two sequels that sucked ass. [[Jews]] remastered the game as part of BioShock: The Collection in order to milk more money from nostalgic dorks.
	==Plot==		==Plot==
	You play as some guy whose name really isn't important, and whose goal is to rescue some [[loli]] and kill people with both [[Gun\|guns]] and by taking narcotics to grant you magic powers. The game is set ~~during~~ 1960, when the protagonist's [[9/11\|plane crashes]] into the Atlantic Ocean, where he discovers a hidden city at the bottom of the ocean called "Rapture". Of course, the city is in a state of despair worse than that of [[Nawlins\|New Orleans]] after Hurricane Katrina (including the black people [[George Bush doesn't care about black people\|looting]]), and it's up to our [[Pedophilia\|pedophilic]] [[An hero\|hero]] to solve the obligatory mystery surrounding the whole mess.		You play as some guy whose name really isn't important and whose goal is to rescue some [[loli]] and kill people with both [[Gun\|guns]] and by taking narcotics to grant you magic powers. The game is set in 1960, when the protagonist's [[9/11\|plane crashes]] into the Atlantic Ocean, where he discovers a hidden city at the bottom of the ocean called "Rapture". Of course, the city is in a state of despair worse than that of [[Nawlins\|New Orleans]] after Hurricane Katrina (including the black people because [[George Bush doesn't care about black people\|looting]]), and it's up to our [[Pedophilia\|pedophilic]] [[An hero\|hero]] to solve the obligatory mystery surrounding the whole mess.

	Your character starts out with nothing [[moar]] than a [[Dildo\|wrench]] with which to beat his foes upside the head, but soon acquires some guns and [[drugs]] to help him along. The protagonist then starts shooting up the drugs ("plasmids") like a heroin [[addict]] going through withdrawal and learns that, through the magic of [[science]], he has gained [[Blowjob\|special abilities]], such as the ability to spawn an army of [[dongcopter\|wasps]] from his [[Penis\|forearm]] or to [[KILL IT WITH FIRE\|set shit on fire]]. The player then finds out that in order to recharge his powers, he has to continually take a high strength brand of heroin known as "EVE".		Your character starts out with nothing [[moar]] than a [[Dildo\|wrench]] with which to beat his foes upside the head, but soon acquires some guns and [[drugs]] to help him along. The protagonist then starts shooting up the drugs ("plasmids") like a heroin [[addict]] going through withdrawal and learns that, through the magic of [[science]], he has gained [[Blowjob\|special abilities]], such as the ability to spawn an army of [[dongcopter\|wasps]] from his [[Penis\|forearm]] or to [[KILL IT WITH FIRE\|set shit on fire]]. The player then finds out that in order to recharge his powers, he has to continually take a high-strength brand of heroin known as "EVE".

	So, Jack (that's the protagonist's name, [[No\|in case you really care]]) has to find a bunch of [[Jailbait\|little girls]], called "Little Sisters", that have a kind of [[Semen\|genetic material]] called "[[Jenkem\|ADAM]]". After finding the little brats, it is then up to you to decide if you want to [[Rape\|harvest]] or [[Almost raped\|save]] them. But before you can do that, you have to contend with their guardians, called "Big Daddies". The Big Daddies are ~~basically just~~ tough [[Epic Beard Guy\|motherfuckers]] in metal diving suits ~~that~~ will ~~attempt~~ to [[rape]] you with ~~either~~ a giant gun or a giant [[Cock\|drill]].		So, Jack (that's the protagonist's name, [[No\|in case you really care]]) has to find a bunch of [[Jailbait\|little girls]], called "Little Sisters", that have a kind of [[Semen\|genetic material]] called "[[Jenkem\|ADAM]]". After finding the little brats, it is then up to you to decide if you want to [[Rape\|harvest]] or [[Almost raped\|save]] them. But before you can do that, you have to contend with their guardians, called "Big Daddies". The Big Daddies are essentially tough [[Epic Beard Guy\|motherfuckers]] in metal diving suits who will try to [[rape]] you with a giant gun or a giant [[Cock\|drill]].

	There's also this guy named "Atlas" who [[buttsex\|helps]] you along for about the first half of the game. He gives you [[PROTIP\|useful advice]] on how to advance and kill the game's enemies, called "Splicers" (pronounced "sploicehs"). He guides you on your quest to kill Andrew Ryan, the city's creator. Well, it turns out that Jack's actually Ryan's illegitimate son. And what's ~~moar~~, Ryan has you [[Sodomy\|sodomize]] him to [[death]] with a golf club by using the phrase "[[safeword\|Would you kindly]]...", the same phrase that Atlas has been using to control you! And Atlas isn't even Atlas, he's some black person named Frank Fontaine! Oh ~~yeah~~, [[spoiler]] ~~alert~~.		There's also this guy named "Atlas" who [[buttsex\|helps]] you along for about the first half of the game. He gives you [[PROTIP\|useful advice]] on how to advance and kill the game's enemies, called "Splicers" (pronounced "sploicehs"). He guides you on your quest to kill Andrew Ryan, the city's creator. Well, it turns out that Jack is actually Ryan's illegitimate son. And what's more, Ryan has you [[Sodomy\|sodomize]] him to [[death]] with a golf club by using the phrase "[[safeword\|Would you kindly]]...", the same phrase that Atlas has been using to control you! And Atlas isn't even Atlas; he's some black person named Frank Fontaine! Oh, and [[spoiler]] warning.

	So then Jack's rescued by some [[German]] [[MILF]] named Dr. Tennenbaum, who houses the Little Sisters and used to run a child [[Prostitute\|prostitution]] service before the city went to [[shit]]. Anyway, in case you [[Retard\|haven't yet figured it out]], you have to go kill Fontaine and save the day. When you first meet Fontaine, he looks like a [[pretty cool guy\|normal guy]], but when you fight him at the end of the game, he looks like a cross between The Incredible Hulk and [[Chris Benoit]]. Pretty much the dude jacked himself full of [[Meth\|ADAM]] and became jacked and black ([[jenkem\|A man with black skin on drugs!?]] NO WAI!) But don't worry, all you have to do is walk up and stick a syringe in his chest, and then shock him so that he can't move; wash, rinse, and repeat, and you'll beat this insultingly easy boss, who is then [[gang rape\|stabbed to death]] by [[loli\|little sisters]] with syringes.		So then Jack's rescued by some [[German]] [[MILF]] named Dr. Tennenbaum, who houses the Little Sisters and used to run a child [[Prostitute\|prostitution]] service before the city went to [[shit]]. Anyway, in case you [[Retard\|haven't yet figured it out]], you have to go kill Fontaine and save the day. When you first meet Fontaine, he looks like a [[pretty cool guy\|normal guy]], but when you fight him at the end of the game, he looks like a cross between The Incredible Hulk and [[Chris Benoit]]. Pretty much the dude jacked himself full of [[Meth\|ADAM]] and became jacked and black ([[jenkem\|A man with black skin on drugs!?]] NO WAI!) But don't worry, all you have to do is walk up and stick a syringe in his chest, and then shock him so that he can't move; wash, rinse, and repeat, and you'll beat this insultingly easy boss, who is then [[gang rape\|stabbed to death]] by [[loli\|little sisters]] with syringes.

	[[Trying too hard\|BUT WAIT! This isn't actually the final boss! After you've finished Fontaine, Pedobear comes out ~~from~~ the shadows and ~~attempts~~ to rape your freed Little Sisters. You have to fend off Pedobear until the ~~Partyvan~~ arrives, at which point he'll flee. After this, you've beaten the game, and you get to view the ending...]]		[[Trying too hard\|BUT WAIT! This isn't actually the final boss! After you've finished Fontaine, Pedobear comes out of the shadows and tries to rape your freed Little Sisters. You have to fend off Pedobear until the partyvan arrives, at which point he'll flee. After this, you've beaten the game, and you get to view the ending...]]

	THE ENDING: The ending that you get is determined by how you behaved in the game, as a pitiful attempt by the developers to make it seem like the game has moar depth and variety than it actually has. If you saved every Little Sister that you came across (you [[pussy]]), then you get the good ending, where you're some kind of [[Gary Sue]] character that waits out his days watching his new daughters grow and everything's all perfect and wonderful. But if you ~~killed~~ even one Little Sister (you [[sick fuck]]), then you're some kind superpowerful [[Hitler\|Hitleresque]] madman bent on [[Scientology\|world domination]] and you crash a submarine into [[Jew York\|New York]] or some shit. What's that, you'd like some sort of middle ground? ~~Well~~, [[GTFO\|guess what]]! This IS the middle ground! If you're a real fucking piece of shit, and [[Concerned Mother\|harvest ''EVERY'' Little Sister]], you get this ending, only Tennenbaum gets fucking pissed as all Hell at you. And that's all you get. It also totally sets up for an EVEN DEEPER [[Failure\|sequel~~]].~~		THE ENDING: The ending that you get is determined by how you behaved in the game, as a pitiful attempt by the developers to make it seem like the game has moar depth and variety than it actually has, you get the ending that you deserve. If you saved every Little Sister that you came across (you [[pussy]]), then you get the good ending, where you're some kind of [[Gary Sue]] character that waits out his days watching his new daughters grow, and everything's all perfect and wonderful. But if you kill even one Little Sister (you [[sick fuck]]), then you're some kind of superpowerful [[Hitler\|Hitleresque]] madman bent on [[Scientology\|world domination]] and you crash a submarine into [[Jew York\|New York]] or some shit. What's that, you'd like some sort of middle ground? Well, [[GTFO\|guess what]]! This IS the middle ground! If you're a real fucking piece of shit, and [[Concerned Mother\|harvest ''EVERY'' Little Sister]], you get this ending, only Tennenbaum gets fucking pissed as all Hell at you. And that's all you get. It also totally sets up for an EVEN DEEPER [[Failure\|sequel]].
	However, regardless of the ending, what everybody fails to notice is that Jack becomes mute and stinking like a motherfucker because of his transformation in a [[Bubba\|Big Daddy]], he also probably gets severely deformed due to his use of ADAM, just like the [[Junkies\|Splicers]]. Try to remember that [[Never\|next time someone says Bioshock's endings are kewl]].

	'''In short''': [[Ayn Rand]] under the sea. You enter an underwater city called... surprise surprise [[Bible\|"Rapture"]]. You kill things, strangle/rape little girls, [[~~Cockblock\|Big Daddies~~]] for the right to strangle/rape them, and inject some ~~sort~~ of blue ~~glowing~~ liquid into your veins. ~~Its~~ like that weekend [[Oldfag\|back in 98]]...		However, regardless of the ending, what everybody fails to notice is that Jack becomes mute and stinks like a motherfucker because of his transformation into a [[Bubba\|Big Daddy]]. He also probably gets severely deformed due to his use of ADAM, just like the [[Junkies\|Splicers]]. Try to remember that [[Never\|next time someone says Bioshock's endings are kewl]].

			'''In short''': [[Ayn Rand]] under the sea. You enter an underwater city called... surprise surprise [[Bible\|"Rapture"]]. You kill things, strangle/rape little girls, [[cockblock]] big daddies in exchange for the right to strangle/rape them, and inject some kind of blue-glow liquid into your veins. It's like that weekend [[Oldfag\|back in 98]]...

	===Gameplay===		===Gameplay===

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	[[File:Bioshock logo.png\|center]]		[[File:Bioshock logo.png\|center]]
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	'''BiosCock''' (also known as '''Adventures in Ayn Rand's Underwater Disneyland''') is an [[FPS]][[RPG]][[MMO]][[OMGWTFBBQ]] ~~released in [[2007]] for the [[Xbox 360\|Ecksbawks 360]] and [[PC]] (and~~ in ~~2008 to the PS3) to the commercial~~ [[~~A winner is you\|success~~]] ~~of [[Basement dweller\|basement dwellers]] and critical success of [[Video Game Critic\|game reviewers]] alike~~. ~~The genre~~ was ~~later shortened to FPSRPG (First-Person Shooter Role-Playing Game) so~~ that it could fit on the game box, and eventually shortened to just FPS when the game's developers realized that [[Fable 2\|the game had practically no RPG elements]]. The game is noteworthy for being good enough to be worthy of note, for having a ~~[[ZOMG]] DEEP storyline, and for being the only [[~~video game]] in anyone's memory that allowed the player to brutally [[rape]] and [[murder]] little girls. You can replicate the experience by playing any Fallout game (preferably Fallout 3) while reading ''Atlas Shrugged''.		'''BiosCock''' (also known as '''Adventures in Ayn Rand's Underwater Disneyland''') is a 2007 [[FPS]] [[RPG]] [[MMO]] [[OMGWTFBBQ]] video game developed by some slimy bastards down in [[Boston]]. It was released for virtually anything that could run a video game.

			The game is set in 1960 and follows a mentally retarded man as he discovers Rapture, an underwater cesspool. Built by a deranged sociopath, Andrew Ryan, to be an isolated utopia, the city's chimpout began with the discovery of [[Crack\|ADAM]], a genetic material that grants superhuman powers. The retard attempts to flee, fighting all kinds of freaks and [[Bubba\|Big Daddies]] while interacting with the few sane humans who remain and learning about Rapture's past. The [[You\|player]] can defeat enemies in a variety of ways, including by fisting anuses, using plasmids that grant unique abilities like fondling balls with your mind, and turning Rapture's defenses against them by hacking turrets whilst everyone around you is waiting patiently.

			Ken Levine, Irrational's mastermind, created the concept, which incorporates ideas from twentieth-century dystopian and utopian thinkers such as [[noone cares]], as well as historical figures such as [[Jew\|John D. Rockefeller, Jr.]] and [[Walt Disney]]. The game incorporates role-playing game elements, such as different approaches to engaging enemies, such as stealth, as well as moral choices of saving or killing [[lolis]]. Furthermore, the game and its biopunk theme steal from the survival horror genre, most notably the [[Resident Evil]] series. Bioscock is regarded as a spiritual successor to some game nobody cares about, on which many members of Irrational's team, including Levine, previously worked.

			BiosCock received universal acclaim, with critics worshiping the game's narrative, themes, visual design, setting, and gameplay in particular. It is regarded as one of the greatest video games ever created by nerds and serves as an example of video games as an art form. Bioshock was followed by two sequels that sucked ass. [[Jews]] remastered the game as part of BioShock: The Collection in order to milk more money from nostalgic dorks.
	==Plot==		==Plot==
	You play as some guy whose name really isn't important, and whose goal is to rescue some [[loli]] and kill people with both [[Gun\|guns]] and by taking narcotics to grant you magic powers. The game is set during 1960, when the protagonist's [[9/11\|plane crashes]] into the Atlantic Ocean, where he discovers a hidden city at the bottom of the ocean called "Rapture". Of course, the city is in a state of despair worse than that of [[Nawlins\|New Orleans]] after Hurricane Katrina (including the black people [[George Bush doesn't care about black people\|looting]]), and it's up to our [[Pedophilia\|pedophilic]] [[An hero\|hero]] to solve the obligatory mystery surrounding the whole mess.		You play as some guy whose name really isn't important, and whose goal is to rescue some [[loli]] and kill people with both [[Gun\|guns]] and by taking narcotics to grant you magic powers. The game is set during 1960, when the protagonist's [[9/11\|plane crashes]] into the Atlantic Ocean, where he discovers a hidden city at the bottom of the ocean called "Rapture". Of course, the city is in a state of despair worse than that of [[Nawlins\|New Orleans]] after Hurricane Katrina (including the black people [[George Bush doesn't care about black people\|looting]]), and it's up to our [[Pedophilia\|pedophilic]] [[An hero\|hero]] to solve the obligatory mystery surrounding the whole mess.

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	{{spoiler\|You are actually Andrew Ryan's illegitimate son, Atlas is actually the main bad guy, and he hypnotizes you to do his dirty work for him by saying "would you kindly"}}		{{spoiler\|You are actually Andrew Ryan's illegitimate son, Atlas is actually the main bad guy, and he hypnotizes you to do his dirty work for him by saying "would you kindly"}}
			[[File:Bioshock logo.png\|center]]
	[[File:Disney Bioshock.jpg\|350px\|right]]		[[File:Disney Bioshock.jpg\|350px\|right]]
	'''~~BioShock~~''' (also known as '''Adventures in Ayn Rand's Underwater Disneyland''') is an [[FPS]][[RPG]][[MMO]][[OMGWTFBBQ]] released in [[2007]] for the [[Xbox 360\|Ecksbawks 360]] and [[PC]] (and in 2008 to the PS3) to the commercial [[A winner is you\|success]] of [[Basement dweller\|basement dwellers]] and critical success of [[Video Game Critic\|game reviewers]] alike. The genre was later shortened to FPSRPG (First-Person Shooter Role-Playing Game) so that it could fit on the game box, and eventually shortened to just FPS when the game's developers realized that [[Fable 2\|the game had practically no RPG elements]]. The game is noteworthy for being good enough to be worthy of note, for having a [[ZOMG]] DEEP storyline, and for being the only [[video game]] in anyone's memory that allowed the player to brutally [[rape]] and [[murder]] little girls. You can replicate the experience by playing any Fallout game (preferably Fallout 3) while reading ''Atlas Shrugged''.		'''BiosCock''' (also known as '''Adventures in Ayn Rand's Underwater Disneyland''') is an [[FPS]][[RPG]][[MMO]][[OMGWTFBBQ]] released in [[2007]] for the [[Xbox 360\|Ecksbawks 360]] and [[PC]] (and in 2008 to the PS3) to the commercial [[A winner is you\|success]] of [[Basement dweller\|basement dwellers]] and critical success of [[Video Game Critic\|game reviewers]] alike. The genre was later shortened to FPSRPG (First-Person Shooter Role-Playing Game) so that it could fit on the game box, and eventually shortened to just FPS when the game's developers realized that [[Fable 2\|the game had practically no RPG elements]]. The game is noteworthy for being good enough to be worthy of note, for having a [[ZOMG]] DEEP storyline, and for being the only [[video game]] in anyone's memory that allowed the player to brutally [[rape]] and [[murder]] little girls. You can replicate the experience by playing any Fallout game (preferably Fallout 3) while reading ''Atlas Shrugged''.

	==Plot==		==Plot==

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	{{quote\|BioShock has been praised for providing "an entirely new tool through which to explore philosophy, psychology, and morality."\|From the ''Bioshock'' article on [[TOW]].}}		{{quote\|BioShock has been praised for providing "an entirely new tool through which to explore philosophy, psychology, and morality."\|From the ''Bioshock'' article on [[TOW]].}}

	Much of this mentality probably stems from the fact that Rapture was a society built from the ideals of [[science]], [[art]], and [[Walmart\|industry]] without any moral restrictions. It would appear that this lack of moral code, coupled with ~~natural~~ human ~~behavior~~, led to the downfall of the Utopian society. It couldn't have been the fact that the citizens had the ability to electrocute each other with the snap of a finger. Nor could it have had anything to do with the fact that everyone in the city was [[Batshit crazy\|batshit insane]], or that there were vending machines on every street corner that sold guns and ammo. Nope.		Much of this mentality probably stems from the fact that Rapture was a society built from the ideals of [[science]], [[art]], and [[Walmart\|industry]] without any moral restrictions. It would appear that this lack of moral code, coupled with “natural human behavior”, led to the downfall of the Utopian society. It couldn't have been the fact that the citizens had the ability to electrocute each other with the snap of a finger. Nor could it have had anything to do with the fact that everyone in the city was [[Batshit crazy\|batshit insane]], or that there were vending machines on every street corner that sold guns and ammo. Nope.

	In reality, the ZOMG DEEP AND PROFOUND nature of ''Bioshock'' is just a device to drive the plot along while you're not freezing people and blowing them up with grenade launchers. Nevertheless, you could always use the downfall of Rapture to troll [[Atheism\|atheists]] and [[libertarian\|libertarians]] about what would happen to society if their retarded views were applied, but then again, it's just a video game.		In reality, the ZOMG DEEP AND PROFOUND nature of ''Bioshock'' is just a device to drive the plot along while you're not freezing people and blowing them up with grenade launchers. Nevertheless, you could always use the downfall of Rapture to troll [[Atheism\|atheists]] and [[libertarian\|libertarians]] about what would happen to society if their retarded views were applied, but then again, it's just a video game.

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	I am [[Kramer\|Cosmo Kramer]], and I am here to ask you a question: Is a man not entitled to ridicule black persons?		I am [[Kramer\|Cosmo Kramer]], and I am here to ask you a question: Is a man not entitled to [[troll\|ridicule]] [[niggers\|black persons]]?
	<br>No, says the man in Washington. That would be racist.		<br>No, says the man in Washington. That would be racist.
	<br>No, says the man in the Vatican. We are all equal in the eyes of [[God]].		<br>No, says the man in the Vatican. We are all equal in the eyes of [[God]].

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	THE ENDING: The ending that you get is determined by how you behaved in the game, as a pitiful attempt by the developers to make it seem like the game has moar depth and variety than it actually has. If you saved every Little Sister that you came across (you [[pussy]]), then you get the good ending, where you're some kind of [[Gary Sue]] character that waits out his days watching his new daughters grow and everything's all perfect and wonderful. But if you killed even one Little Sister (you [[sick fuck]]), then you're some kind superpowerful [[Hitler\|Hitleresque]] madman bent on [[Scientology\|world domination]] and you crash a submarine into [[Jew York\|New York]] or some shit. What's that, you'd like some sort of middle ground? Well, [[GTFO\|guess what]]! This IS the middle ground! If you're a real fucking piece of shit, and [[Concerned Mother\|harvest ''EVERY'' Little Sister]], you get this ending, only Tennenbaum gets fucking pissed as all Hell at you. And that's all you get. It also totally sets up for an EVEN DEEPER [[Failure\|sequel]].		THE ENDING: The ending that you get is determined by how you behaved in the game, as a pitiful attempt by the developers to make it seem like the game has moar depth and variety than it actually has. If you saved every Little Sister that you came across (you [[pussy]]), then you get the good ending, where you're some kind of [[Gary Sue]] character that waits out his days watching his new daughters grow and everything's all perfect and wonderful. But if you killed even one Little Sister (you [[sick fuck]]), then you're some kind superpowerful [[Hitler\|Hitleresque]] madman bent on [[Scientology\|world domination]] and you crash a submarine into [[Jew York\|New York]] or some shit. What's that, you'd like some sort of middle ground? Well, [[GTFO\|guess what]]! This IS the middle ground! If you're a real fucking piece of shit, and [[Concerned Mother\|harvest ''EVERY'' Little Sister]], you get this ending, only Tennenbaum gets fucking pissed as all Hell at you. And that's all you get. It also totally sets up for an EVEN DEEPER [[Failure\|sequel]].
			However, regardless of the ending, what everybody fails to notice is that Jack becomes mute and stinking like a motherfucker because of his transformation in a [[Bubba\|Big Daddy]], he also probably gets severely deformed due to his use of ADAM, just like the [[Junkies\|Splicers]]. Try to remember that [[Never\|next time someone says Bioshock's endings are kewl]].

	'''In short''': [[Ayn Rand]] under the sea. You enter an underwater city called... surprise surprise [[Bible\|"Rapture"]]. You kill things, strangle/rape little girls, [[Cockblock\|Big Daddies]] for the right to strangle/rape them, and inject some sort of blue glowing liquid into your veins. Its like that weekend [[Oldfag\|back in 98]]...		'''In short''': [[Ayn Rand]] under the sea. You enter an underwater city called... surprise surprise [[Bible\|"Rapture"]]. You kill things, strangle/rape little girls, [[Cockblock\|Big Daddies]] for the right to strangle/rape them, and inject some sort of blue glowing liquid into your veins. Its like that weekend [[Oldfag\|back in 98]]...

imported>TroublingMink59: /* See Also */

2015-12-20T01:13:05Z

imported>GirlOnInternet: /* See Also */

2015-11-30T19:45:47Z

imported>GirlOnInternet: /* See Also */

2015-11-30T16:10:36Z

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	{{spoiler\|You are actually Andrew Ryan's illegitimate son, Atlas is actually the main bad guy, and he hypnotizes you to do his dirty work for him by saying "would you kindly"}}		{{spoiler\|You are actually Andrew Ryan's illegitimate son, Atlas is actually the main bad guy, and he hypnotizes you to do his dirty work for him by saying "would you kindly"}}
	[[File:Disney Bioshock.jpg\|350px\|right]]		[[File:Disney Bioshock.jpg\|350px\|right]]
	'''''~~BioShock~~''''' is an [[FPS]][[RPG]][[MMO]][[OMGWTFBBQ]] released in [[2007]] for the [[Xbox 360\|Ecksbawks 360]] and [[PC]] (and in 2008 to the PS3) to the commercial [[A winner is you\|success]] of [[Basement dweller\|basement dwellers]] and critical success of [[Video Game Critic\|game reviewers]] alike. The genre was later shortened to FPSRPG (First-Person Shooter Role-Playing Game) so that it could fit on the game box, and eventually shortened to just FPS when the game's developers realized that [[Fable 2\|the game had practically no RPG elements]]. The game is noteworthy for being good enough to be worthy of note, for having a [[ZOMG]] DEEP storyline, and for being the only [[video game]] in anyone's memory that allowed the player to brutally [[rape]] and [[murder]] little girls. You can replicate the experience by playing any Fallout game (preferably Fallout 3) while reading ''Atlas Shrugged''.		'''BioShock''' (also known as '''Adventures in Ayn Rand's Underwater Disneyland''') is an [[FPS]][[RPG]][[MMO]][[OMGWTFBBQ]] released in [[2007]] for the [[Xbox 360\|Ecksbawks 360]] and [[PC]] (and in 2008 to the PS3) to the commercial [[A winner is you\|success]] of [[Basement dweller\|basement dwellers]] and critical success of [[Video Game Critic\|game reviewers]] alike. The genre was later shortened to FPSRPG (First-Person Shooter Role-Playing Game) so that it could fit on the game box, and eventually shortened to just FPS when the game's developers realized that [[Fable 2\|the game had practically no RPG elements]]. The game is noteworthy for being good enough to be worthy of note, for having a [[ZOMG]] DEEP storyline, and for being the only [[video game]] in anyone's memory that allowed the player to brutally [[rape]] and [[murder]] little girls. You can replicate the experience by playing any Fallout game (preferably Fallout 3) while reading ''Atlas Shrugged''.

	==Plot==		==Plot==

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	BiosCock received universal acclaim, with critics worshiping the game's narrative, themes, visual design, setting, and gameplay in particular. It is regarded as one of the greatest video games ever created by nerds and serves as an example of video games as an art form. Bioshock was followed by two sequels that sucked ass. [[Jews]] remastered the game as part of BioShock: The Collection in order to milk more money from nostalgic dorks.		BiosCock received universal acclaim, with critics worshiping the game's narrative, themes, visual design, setting, and gameplay in particular. It is regarded as one of the greatest video games ever created by nerds and serves as an example of video games as an art form. Bioshock was followed by two sequels that sucked ass. [[Jews]] remastered the game as part of BioShock: The Collection in order to milk more money from nostalgic dorks.
	==Plot==		==Plot==
	You play as some guy whose name really isn't important, and whose goal is to rescue some [[loli]] and kill people with both [[Gun\|guns]] and by taking narcotics to grant you magic powers. The game is set ~~during~~ 1960, when the protagonist's [[9/11\|plane crashes]] into the Atlantic Ocean, where he discovers a hidden city at the bottom of the ocean called "Rapture". Of course, the city is in a state of despair worse than that of [[Nawlins\|New Orleans]] after Hurricane Katrina (including the black people [[George Bush doesn't care about black people\|looting]]), and it's up to our [[Pedophilia\|pedophilic]] [[An hero\|hero]] to solve the obligatory mystery surrounding the whole mess.		You play as some guy whose name really isn't important and whose goal is to rescue some [[loli]] and kill people with both [[Gun\|guns]] and by taking narcotics to grant you magic powers. The game is set in 1960, when the protagonist's [[9/11\|plane crashes]] into the Atlantic Ocean, where he discovers a hidden city at the bottom of the ocean called "Rapture". Of course, the city is in a state of despair worse than that of [[Nawlins\|New Orleans]] after Hurricane Katrina (including the black people because [[George Bush doesn't care about black people\|looting]]), and it's up to our [[Pedophilia\|pedophilic]] [[An hero\|hero]] to solve the obligatory mystery surrounding the whole mess.

	Your character starts out with nothing [[moar]] than a [[Dildo\|wrench]] with which to beat his foes upside the head, but soon acquires some guns and [[drugs]] to help him along. The protagonist then starts shooting up the drugs ("plasmids") like a heroin [[addict]] going through withdrawal and learns that, through the magic of [[science]], he has gained [[Blowjob\|special abilities]], such as the ability to spawn an army of [[dongcopter\|wasps]] from his [[Penis\|forearm]] or to [[KILL IT WITH FIRE\|set shit on fire]]. The player then finds out that in order to recharge his powers, he has to continually take a high strength brand of heroin known as "EVE".		Your character starts out with nothing [[moar]] than a [[Dildo\|wrench]] with which to beat his foes upside the head, but soon acquires some guns and [[drugs]] to help him along. The protagonist then starts shooting up the drugs ("plasmids") like a heroin [[addict]] going through withdrawal and learns that, through the magic of [[science]], he has gained [[Blowjob\|special abilities]], such as the ability to spawn an army of [[dongcopter\|wasps]] from his [[Penis\|forearm]] or to [[KILL IT WITH FIRE\|set shit on fire]]. The player then finds out that in order to recharge his powers, he has to continually take a high-strength brand of heroin known as "EVE".

	So, Jack (that's the protagonist's name, [[No\|in case you really care]]) has to find a bunch of [[Jailbait\|little girls]], called "Little Sisters", that have a kind of [[Semen\|genetic material]] called "[[Jenkem\|ADAM]]". After finding the little brats, it is then up to you to decide if you want to [[Rape\|harvest]] or [[Almost raped\|save]] them. But before you can do that, you have to contend with their guardians, called "Big Daddies". The Big Daddies are ~~basically just~~ tough [[Epic Beard Guy\|motherfuckers]] in metal diving suits ~~that~~ will ~~attempt~~ to [[rape]] you with ~~either~~ a giant gun or a giant [[Cock\|drill]].		So, Jack (that's the protagonist's name, [[No\|in case you really care]]) has to find a bunch of [[Jailbait\|little girls]], called "Little Sisters", that have a kind of [[Semen\|genetic material]] called "[[Jenkem\|ADAM]]". After finding the little brats, it is then up to you to decide if you want to [[Rape\|harvest]] or [[Almost raped\|save]] them. But before you can do that, you have to contend with their guardians, called "Big Daddies". The Big Daddies are essentially tough [[Epic Beard Guy\|motherfuckers]] in metal diving suits who will try to [[rape]] you with a giant gun or a giant [[Cock\|drill]].

	There's also this guy named "Atlas" who [[buttsex\|helps]] you along for about the first half of the game. He gives you [[PROTIP\|useful advice]] on how to advance and kill the game's enemies, called "Splicers" (pronounced "sploicehs"). He guides you on your quest to kill Andrew Ryan, the city's creator. Well, it turns out that Jack's actually Ryan's illegitimate son. And what's ~~moar~~, Ryan has you [[Sodomy\|sodomize]] him to [[death]] with a golf club by using the phrase "[[safeword\|Would you kindly]]...", the same phrase that Atlas has been using to control you! And Atlas isn't even Atlas, he's some black person named Frank Fontaine! Oh ~~yeah~~, [[spoiler]] ~~alert~~.		There's also this guy named "Atlas" who [[buttsex\|helps]] you along for about the first half of the game. He gives you [[PROTIP\|useful advice]] on how to advance and kill the game's enemies, called "Splicers" (pronounced "sploicehs"). He guides you on your quest to kill Andrew Ryan, the city's creator. Well, it turns out that Jack is actually Ryan's illegitimate son. And what's more, Ryan has you [[Sodomy\|sodomize]] him to [[death]] with a golf club by using the phrase "[[safeword\|Would you kindly]]...", the same phrase that Atlas has been using to control you! And Atlas isn't even Atlas; he's some black person named Frank Fontaine! Oh, and [[spoiler]] warning.

	So then Jack's rescued by some [[German]] [[MILF]] named Dr. Tennenbaum, who houses the Little Sisters and used to run a child [[Prostitute\|prostitution]] service before the city went to [[shit]]. Anyway, in case you [[Retard\|haven't yet figured it out]], you have to go kill Fontaine and save the day. When you first meet Fontaine, he looks like a [[pretty cool guy\|normal guy]], but when you fight him at the end of the game, he looks like a cross between The Incredible Hulk and [[Chris Benoit]]. Pretty much the dude jacked himself full of [[Meth\|ADAM]] and became jacked and black ([[jenkem\|A man with black skin on drugs!?]] NO WAI!) But don't worry, all you have to do is walk up and stick a syringe in his chest, and then shock him so that he can't move; wash, rinse, and repeat, and you'll beat this insultingly easy boss, who is then [[gang rape\|stabbed to death]] by [[loli\|little sisters]] with syringes.		So then Jack's rescued by some [[German]] [[MILF]] named Dr. Tennenbaum, who houses the Little Sisters and used to run a child [[Prostitute\|prostitution]] service before the city went to [[shit]]. Anyway, in case you [[Retard\|haven't yet figured it out]], you have to go kill Fontaine and save the day. When you first meet Fontaine, he looks like a [[pretty cool guy\|normal guy]], but when you fight him at the end of the game, he looks like a cross between The Incredible Hulk and [[Chris Benoit]]. Pretty much the dude jacked himself full of [[Meth\|ADAM]] and became jacked and black ([[jenkem\|A man with black skin on drugs!?]] NO WAI!) But don't worry, all you have to do is walk up and stick a syringe in his chest, and then shock him so that he can't move; wash, rinse, and repeat, and you'll beat this insultingly easy boss, who is then [[gang rape\|stabbed to death]] by [[loli\|little sisters]] with syringes.

	[[Trying too hard\|BUT WAIT! This isn't actually the final boss! After you've finished Fontaine, Pedobear comes out ~~from~~ the shadows and ~~attempts~~ to rape your freed Little Sisters. You have to fend off Pedobear until the ~~Partyvan~~ arrives, at which point he'll flee. After this, you've beaten the game, and you get to view the ending...]]		[[Trying too hard\|BUT WAIT! This isn't actually the final boss! After you've finished Fontaine, Pedobear comes out of the shadows and tries to rape your freed Little Sisters. You have to fend off Pedobear until the partyvan arrives, at which point he'll flee. After this, you've beaten the game, and you get to view the ending...]]

	THE ENDING: The ending that you get is determined by how you behaved in the game, as a pitiful attempt by the developers to make it seem like the game has moar depth and variety than it actually has. If you saved every Little Sister that you came across (you [[pussy]]), then you get the good ending, where you're some kind of [[Gary Sue]] character that waits out his days watching his new daughters grow and everything's all perfect and wonderful. But if you ~~killed~~ even one Little Sister (you [[sick fuck]]), then you're some kind superpowerful [[Hitler\|Hitleresque]] madman bent on [[Scientology\|world domination]] and you crash a submarine into [[Jew York\|New York]] or some shit. What's that, you'd like some sort of middle ground? ~~Well~~, [[GTFO\|guess what]]! This IS the middle ground! If you're a real fucking piece of shit, and [[Concerned Mother\|harvest ''EVERY'' Little Sister]], you get this ending, only Tennenbaum gets fucking pissed as all Hell at you. And that's all you get. It also totally sets up for an EVEN DEEPER [[Failure\|sequel~~]].~~		THE ENDING: The ending that you get is determined by how you behaved in the game, as a pitiful attempt by the developers to make it seem like the game has moar depth and variety than it actually has, you get the ending that you deserve. If you saved every Little Sister that you came across (you [[pussy]]), then you get the good ending, where you're some kind of [[Gary Sue]] character that waits out his days watching his new daughters grow, and everything's all perfect and wonderful. But if you kill even one Little Sister (you [[sick fuck]]), then you're some kind of superpowerful [[Hitler\|Hitleresque]] madman bent on [[Scientology\|world domination]] and you crash a submarine into [[Jew York\|New York]] or some shit. What's that, you'd like some sort of middle ground? Well, [[GTFO\|guess what]]! This IS the middle ground! If you're a real fucking piece of shit, and [[Concerned Mother\|harvest ''EVERY'' Little Sister]], you get this ending, only Tennenbaum gets fucking pissed as all Hell at you. And that's all you get. It also totally sets up for an EVEN DEEPER [[Failure\|sequel]].
	However, regardless of the ending, what everybody fails to notice is that Jack becomes mute and stinking like a motherfucker because of his transformation in a [[Bubba\|Big Daddy]], he also probably gets severely deformed due to his use of ADAM, just like the [[Junkies\|Splicers]]. Try to remember that [[Never\|next time someone says Bioshock's endings are kewl]].

	'''In short''': [[Ayn Rand]] under the sea. You enter an underwater city called... surprise surprise [[Bible\|"Rapture"]]. You kill things, strangle/rape little girls, [[~~Cockblock\|Big Daddies~~]] for the right to strangle/rape them, and inject some ~~sort~~ of blue ~~glowing~~ liquid into your veins. ~~Its~~ like that weekend [[Oldfag\|back in 98]]...		However, regardless of the ending, what everybody fails to notice is that Jack becomes mute and stinks like a motherfucker because of his transformation into a [[Bubba\|Big Daddy]]. He also probably gets severely deformed due to his use of ADAM, just like the [[Junkies\|Splicers]]. Try to remember that [[Never\|next time someone says Bioshock's endings are kewl]].

			'''In short''': [[Ayn Rand]] under the sea. You enter an underwater city called... surprise surprise [[Bible\|"Rapture"]]. You kill things, strangle/rape little girls, [[cockblock]] big daddies in exchange for the right to strangle/rape them, and inject some kind of blue-glow liquid into your veins. It's like that weekend [[Oldfag\|back in 98]]...

	===Gameplay===		===Gameplay===

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	'''BiosCock''' (also known as '''Adventures in Ayn Rand's Underwater Disneyland''') is an [[FPS]][[RPG]][[MMO]][[OMGWTFBBQ]] ~~released in [[2007]] for the [[Xbox 360\|Ecksbawks 360]] and [[PC]] (and~~ in ~~2008 to the PS3) to the commercial~~ [[~~A winner is you\|success~~]] ~~of [[Basement dweller\|basement dwellers]] and critical success of [[Video Game Critic\|game reviewers]] alike~~. ~~The genre~~ was ~~later shortened to FPSRPG (First-Person Shooter Role-Playing Game) so~~ that it could fit on the game box, and eventually shortened to just FPS when the game's developers realized that [[Fable 2\|the game had practically no RPG elements]]. The game is noteworthy for being good enough to be worthy of note, for having a ~~[[ZOMG]] DEEP storyline, and for being the only [[~~video game]] in anyone's memory that allowed the player to brutally [[rape]] and [[murder]] little girls. You can replicate the experience by playing any Fallout game (preferably Fallout 3) while reading ''Atlas Shrugged''.		'''BiosCock''' (also known as '''Adventures in Ayn Rand's Underwater Disneyland''') is a 2007 [[FPS]] [[RPG]] [[MMO]] [[OMGWTFBBQ]] video game developed by some slimy bastards down in [[Boston]]. It was released for virtually anything that could run a video game.

			The game is set in 1960 and follows a mentally retarded man as he discovers Rapture, an underwater cesspool. Built by a deranged sociopath, Andrew Ryan, to be an isolated utopia, the city's chimpout began with the discovery of [[Crack\|ADAM]], a genetic material that grants superhuman powers. The retard attempts to flee, fighting all kinds of freaks and [[Bubba\|Big Daddies]] while interacting with the few sane humans who remain and learning about Rapture's past. The [[You\|player]] can defeat enemies in a variety of ways, including by fisting anuses, using plasmids that grant unique abilities like fondling balls with your mind, and turning Rapture's defenses against them by hacking turrets whilst everyone around you is waiting patiently.

			Ken Levine, Irrational's mastermind, created the concept, which incorporates ideas from twentieth-century dystopian and utopian thinkers such as [[noone cares]], as well as historical figures such as [[Jew\|John D. Rockefeller, Jr.]] and [[Walt Disney]]. The game incorporates role-playing game elements, such as different approaches to engaging enemies, such as stealth, as well as moral choices of saving or killing [[lolis]]. Furthermore, the game and its biopunk theme steal from the survival horror genre, most notably the [[Resident Evil]] series. Bioscock is regarded as a spiritual successor to some game nobody cares about, on which many members of Irrational's team, including Levine, previously worked.

			BiosCock received universal acclaim, with critics worshiping the game's narrative, themes, visual design, setting, and gameplay in particular. It is regarded as one of the greatest video games ever created by nerds and serves as an example of video games as an art form. Bioshock was followed by two sequels that sucked ass. [[Jews]] remastered the game as part of BioShock: The Collection in order to milk more money from nostalgic dorks.
	==Plot==		==Plot==
	You play as some guy whose name really isn't important, and whose goal is to rescue some [[loli]] and kill people with both [[Gun\|guns]] and by taking narcotics to grant you magic powers. The game is set during 1960, when the protagonist's [[9/11\|plane crashes]] into the Atlantic Ocean, where he discovers a hidden city at the bottom of the ocean called "Rapture". Of course, the city is in a state of despair worse than that of [[Nawlins\|New Orleans]] after Hurricane Katrina (including the black people [[George Bush doesn't care about black people\|looting]]), and it's up to our [[Pedophilia\|pedophilic]] [[An hero\|hero]] to solve the obligatory mystery surrounding the whole mess.		You play as some guy whose name really isn't important, and whose goal is to rescue some [[loli]] and kill people with both [[Gun\|guns]] and by taking narcotics to grant you magic powers. The game is set during 1960, when the protagonist's [[9/11\|plane crashes]] into the Atlantic Ocean, where he discovers a hidden city at the bottom of the ocean called "Rapture". Of course, the city is in a state of despair worse than that of [[Nawlins\|New Orleans]] after Hurricane Katrina (including the black people [[George Bush doesn't care about black people\|looting]]), and it's up to our [[Pedophilia\|pedophilic]] [[An hero\|hero]] to solve the obligatory mystery surrounding the whole mess.

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	{{spoiler\|You are actually Andrew Ryan's illegitimate son, Atlas is actually the main bad guy, and he hypnotizes you to do his dirty work for him by saying "would you kindly"}}		{{spoiler\|You are actually Andrew Ryan's illegitimate son, Atlas is actually the main bad guy, and he hypnotizes you to do his dirty work for him by saying "would you kindly"}}
			[[File:Bioshock logo.png\|center]]
	[[File:Disney Bioshock.jpg\|350px\|right]]		[[File:Disney Bioshock.jpg\|350px\|right]]
	'''~~BioShock~~''' (also known as '''Adventures in Ayn Rand's Underwater Disneyland''') is an [[FPS]][[RPG]][[MMO]][[OMGWTFBBQ]] released in [[2007]] for the [[Xbox 360\|Ecksbawks 360]] and [[PC]] (and in 2008 to the PS3) to the commercial [[A winner is you\|success]] of [[Basement dweller\|basement dwellers]] and critical success of [[Video Game Critic\|game reviewers]] alike. The genre was later shortened to FPSRPG (First-Person Shooter Role-Playing Game) so that it could fit on the game box, and eventually shortened to just FPS when the game's developers realized that [[Fable 2\|the game had practically no RPG elements]]. The game is noteworthy for being good enough to be worthy of note, for having a [[ZOMG]] DEEP storyline, and for being the only [[video game]] in anyone's memory that allowed the player to brutally [[rape]] and [[murder]] little girls. You can replicate the experience by playing any Fallout game (preferably Fallout 3) while reading ''Atlas Shrugged''.		'''BiosCock''' (also known as '''Adventures in Ayn Rand's Underwater Disneyland''') is an [[FPS]][[RPG]][[MMO]][[OMGWTFBBQ]] released in [[2007]] for the [[Xbox 360\|Ecksbawks 360]] and [[PC]] (and in 2008 to the PS3) to the commercial [[A winner is you\|success]] of [[Basement dweller\|basement dwellers]] and critical success of [[Video Game Critic\|game reviewers]] alike. The genre was later shortened to FPSRPG (First-Person Shooter Role-Playing Game) so that it could fit on the game box, and eventually shortened to just FPS when the game's developers realized that [[Fable 2\|the game had practically no RPG elements]]. The game is noteworthy for being good enough to be worthy of note, for having a [[ZOMG]] DEEP storyline, and for being the only [[video game]] in anyone's memory that allowed the player to brutally [[rape]] and [[murder]] little girls. You can replicate the experience by playing any Fallout game (preferably Fallout 3) while reading ''Atlas Shrugged''.

	==Plot==		==Plot==

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	{{quote\|BioShock has been praised for providing "an entirely new tool through which to explore philosophy, psychology, and morality."\|From the ''Bioshock'' article on [[TOW]].}}		{{quote\|BioShock has been praised for providing "an entirely new tool through which to explore philosophy, psychology, and morality."\|From the ''Bioshock'' article on [[TOW]].}}

	Much of this mentality probably stems from the fact that Rapture was a society built from the ideals of [[science]], [[art]], and [[Walmart\|industry]] without any moral restrictions. It would appear that this lack of moral code, coupled with ~~natural~~ human ~~behavior~~, led to the downfall of the Utopian society. It couldn't have been the fact that the citizens had the ability to electrocute each other with the snap of a finger. Nor could it have had anything to do with the fact that everyone in the city was [[Batshit crazy\|batshit insane]], or that there were vending machines on every street corner that sold guns and ammo. Nope.		Much of this mentality probably stems from the fact that Rapture was a society built from the ideals of [[science]], [[art]], and [[Walmart\|industry]] without any moral restrictions. It would appear that this lack of moral code, coupled with “natural human behavior”, led to the downfall of the Utopian society. It couldn't have been the fact that the citizens had the ability to electrocute each other with the snap of a finger. Nor could it have had anything to do with the fact that everyone in the city was [[Batshit crazy\|batshit insane]], or that there were vending machines on every street corner that sold guns and ammo. Nope.

	In reality, the ZOMG DEEP AND PROFOUND nature of ''Bioshock'' is just a device to drive the plot along while you're not freezing people and blowing them up with grenade launchers. Nevertheless, you could always use the downfall of Rapture to troll [[Atheism\|atheists]] and [[libertarian\|libertarians]] about what would happen to society if their retarded views were applied, but then again, it's just a video game.		In reality, the ZOMG DEEP AND PROFOUND nature of ''Bioshock'' is just a device to drive the plot along while you're not freezing people and blowing them up with grenade launchers. Nevertheless, you could always use the downfall of Rapture to troll [[Atheism\|atheists]] and [[libertarian\|libertarians]] about what would happen to society if their retarded views were applied, but then again, it's just a video game.

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	THE ENDING: The ending that you get is determined by how you behaved in the game, as a pitiful attempt by the developers to make it seem like the game has moar depth and variety than it actually has. If you saved every Little Sister that you came across (you [[pussy]]), then you get the good ending, where you're some kind of [[Gary Sue]] character that waits out his days watching his new daughters grow and everything's all perfect and wonderful. But if you killed even one Little Sister (you [[sick fuck]]), then you're some kind superpowerful [[Hitler\|Hitleresque]] madman bent on [[Scientology\|world domination]] and you crash a submarine into [[Jew York\|New York]] or some shit. What's that, you'd like some sort of middle ground? Well, [[GTFO\|guess what]]! This IS the middle ground! If you're a real fucking piece of shit, and [[Concerned Mother\|harvest ''EVERY'' Little Sister]], you get this ending, only Tennenbaum gets fucking pissed as all Hell at you. And that's all you get. It also totally sets up for an EVEN DEEPER [[Failure\|sequel]].		THE ENDING: The ending that you get is determined by how you behaved in the game, as a pitiful attempt by the developers to make it seem like the game has moar depth and variety than it actually has. If you saved every Little Sister that you came across (you [[pussy]]), then you get the good ending, where you're some kind of [[Gary Sue]] character that waits out his days watching his new daughters grow and everything's all perfect and wonderful. But if you killed even one Little Sister (you [[sick fuck]]), then you're some kind superpowerful [[Hitler\|Hitleresque]] madman bent on [[Scientology\|world domination]] and you crash a submarine into [[Jew York\|New York]] or some shit. What's that, you'd like some sort of middle ground? Well, [[GTFO\|guess what]]! This IS the middle ground! If you're a real fucking piece of shit, and [[Concerned Mother\|harvest ''EVERY'' Little Sister]], you get this ending, only Tennenbaum gets fucking pissed as all Hell at you. And that's all you get. It also totally sets up for an EVEN DEEPER [[Failure\|sequel]].
			However, regardless of the ending, what everybody fails to notice is that Jack becomes mute and stinking like a motherfucker because of his transformation in a [[Bubba\|Big Daddy]], he also probably gets severely deformed due to his use of ADAM, just like the [[Junkies\|Splicers]]. Try to remember that [[Never\|next time someone says Bioshock's endings are kewl]].

	'''In short''': [[Ayn Rand]] under the sea. You enter an underwater city called... surprise surprise [[Bible\|"Rapture"]]. You kill things, strangle/rape little girls, [[Cockblock\|Big Daddies]] for the right to strangle/rape them, and inject some sort of blue glowing liquid into your veins. Its like that weekend [[Oldfag\|back in 98]]...		'''In short''': [[Ayn Rand]] under the sea. You enter an underwater city called... surprise surprise [[Bible\|"Rapture"]]. You kill things, strangle/rape little girls, [[Cockblock\|Big Daddies]] for the right to strangle/rape them, and inject some sort of blue glowing liquid into your veins. Its like that weekend [[Oldfag\|back in 98]]...

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	*[[Walt Disney]]		*[[Walt Disney]]
	*[[Undertale]] - A game with a morality system that actually works.		*[[Undertale]] - A game with a morality system that actually works.
			*[[Warframe]] - A game by the same developers

	==External Links==		==External Links==

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[Fallout: Shadow of Boston\|BioShock 3]]		*[[Fallout: Shadow of Boston\|BioShock 3: Rapture Comes to Boston]]
	*[[BioShock Infinite]]		*[[BioShock Infinite]]
	*[[Steampunk]]		*[[Steampunk]]
	*[[Ayn Rand]]		*[[Ayn Rand]]
	*[[Walt Disney]]		*[[Walt Disney]]
			*[[Undertale]] - A game with a morality system that actually works.

	==External Links==		==External Links==

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[~~Bioshock~~ Infinite]]		*[[Fallout: Shadow of Boston\|BioShock 3]]
			*[[BioShock Infinite]]
	*[[Steampunk]]		*[[Steampunk]]
			*[[Ayn Rand]]
			*[[Walt Disney]]

	==External Links==		==External Links==