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imported>Jewish Edgelord at 19:35, 20 May 2022

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	[[File:Bing-logo-white.jpg\|250px\|center\|<center>It's fucking useless</center>]]		[[File:Bing-logo-white.jpg\|250px\|center\|<center>It's fucking useless</center>]]
	'''Bing''', also known as '''[[LMGTFY]] Beta''' is a search engine developed by [[Microsoft]]. As such it is very widely used by degenerate retard niggers those too incompetent to change their [[Internet Explorer]] settings or other [[Windows]] defaults to use something that actually retrieves viable search results. It's perhaps most notable for its ability to retrieve search results which are ''so'' intuitive as to not having the text you searched for anywhere on the pages linked. It achieves this in the typical Microsoft fashion of telling you what you ''really'' wanted, because let's face it: [[You]]'re too [[stupid]] to be using a search engine anyways and we all know you were really trying to find [[MSNBC]] news articles. Research has shown that 94% of all Bing users are gay ~~paedophiles~~ as show by their search history which gets leaked like every other week because Microsoft is a company run by greedy homo rapist faggots.		'''Bing''', also known as '''[[LMGTFY]] Beta''' is a search engine developed by [[Microsoft]]. As such it is very widely used by degenerate retard niggers those too incompetent to change their [[Internet Explorer]] settings or other [[Windows]] defaults to use something that actually retrieves viable search results. It's perhaps most notable for its ability to retrieve search results which are ''so'' intuitive as to not having the text you searched for anywhere on the pages linked. It achieves this in the typical Microsoft fashion of telling you what you ''really'' wanted, because let's face it: [[You]]'re too [[stupid]] to be using a search engine anyways and we all know you were really trying to find [[MSNBC]] news articles. Research has shown that 94% of all Bing users are gay [[pedophiles]] as show by their search history which gets leaked like every other week because Microsoft is a company run by greedy homo rapist faggots.

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imported>Jewish Edgelord at 19:35, 20 May 2022

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	[[File:Bing-logo-white.jpg\|250px\|center\|<center>It's fucking useless</center>]]		[[File:Bing-logo-white.jpg\|250px\|center\|<center>It's fucking useless</center>]]
	'''Bing''', also known as '''[[LMGTFY]] Beta''' is a search engine developed by [[Microsoft]]. As such it is very widely used by those too incompetent to change their [[Internet Explorer]] settings or other [[Windows]] defaults to use something that actually retrieves viable search results. It's perhaps most notable for its ability to retrieve search results which are ''so'' intuitive as to not having the text you searched for anywhere on the pages linked. It achieves this in the typical Microsoft fashion of telling you what you ''really'' wanted, because let's face it: [[You]]'re too [[stupid]] to be using a search engine anyways and we all know you were really trying to find [[MSNBC]] news articles.		'''Bing''', also known as '''[[LMGTFY]] Beta''' is a search engine developed by [[Microsoft]]. As such it is very widely used by degenerate retard niggers those too incompetent to change their [[Internet Explorer]] settings or other [[Windows]] defaults to use something that actually retrieves viable search results. It's perhaps most notable for its ability to retrieve search results which are ''so'' intuitive as to not having the text you searched for anywhere on the pages linked. It achieves this in the typical Microsoft fashion of telling you what you ''really'' wanted, because let's face it: [[You]]'re too [[stupid]] to be using a search engine anyways and we all know you were really trying to find [[MSNBC]] news articles. Research has shown that 94% of all Bing users are gay paedophiles as show by their search history which gets leaked like every other week because Microsoft is a company run by greedy homo rapist faggots.

	==The Technology==		==The Technology==

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	~~{{pixplz}}~~		[[File:Bing-logo-white.jpg\|250px\|center\|<center>It's fucking useless</center>]]
	'''Bing''', also known as '''[[LMGTFY]] Beta''' is a search engine developed by [[Microsoft]]. As such it is very widely used by those too incompetent to change their [[Internet Explorer]] settings or other [[Windows]] defaults to use something that actually retrieves viable search results. It's perhaps most notable for its ability to retrieve search results which are ''so'' intuitive as to not having the text you searched for anywhere on the pages linked. It achieves this in the typical Microsoft fashion of telling you what you ''really'' wanted, because let's face it: [[You]]'re too [[stupid]] to be using a search engine anyways and we all know you were really trying to find [[MSNBC]] news articles.		'''Bing''', also known as '''[[LMGTFY]] Beta''' is a search engine developed by [[Microsoft]]. As such it is very widely used by those too incompetent to change their [[Internet Explorer]] settings or other [[Windows]] defaults to use something that actually retrieves viable search results. It's perhaps most notable for its ability to retrieve search results which are ''so'' intuitive as to not having the text you searched for anywhere on the pages linked. It achieves this in the typical Microsoft fashion of telling you what you ''really'' wanted, because let's face it: [[You]]'re too [[stupid]] to be using a search engine anyways and we all know you were really trying to find [[MSNBC]] news articles.

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	*No matter how hard you try, you ''will'' have Bing as your default search engine or something somewhere (You should really try harder)		*No matter how hard you try, you ''will'' have Bing as your default search engine or something somewhere (You should really try harder)
	*At least [[Mac]]fags don't have to deal with this shit.		*At least [[Mac]]fags don't have to deal with this shit.
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imported>Schnookums: /* External Links */

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External Links

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	*[http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2011/02/microsofts-bing-uses-google-search.html google BAWWWs at bing stealing search results]		*[http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2011/02/microsofts-bing-uses-google-search.html google BAWWWs at bing stealing search results]

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imported>The World of Tomorrow: /* The Technology */

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The Technology

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	#Whether or not the user actually searched for the result		#Whether or not the user actually searched for the result

	Naturally these are weighted with income being the most important, potential income coming second, and user input coming last. For such advanced searching algorithms to work, Microsoft has to employ a full time staff of over 300 [[~~Jew~~]]s to constantly monitor and collect data, compare the data in Microsoft Excel, create a [[Powerpoint Presentation]], consult their bankers, and finally print out a report in Microsoft [[Word]], by which point he entire concept is so fucked up and unreadable from Clip art and [[MSPaint]] drawings [[nobody cares]] and they just print their bank accounts on the search result.		Naturally these are weighted with income being the most important, potential income coming second, and user input coming last. For such advanced searching algorithms to work, Microsoft has to employ a full time staff of over 300 [[nigger]]s to constantly monitor and collect data, compare the data in Microsoft Excel, create a [[Powerpoint Presentation]], consult their bankers, and finally print out a report in Microsoft [[Word]], by which point he entire concept is so fucked up and unreadable from Clip art and [[MSPaint]] drawings [[nobody cares]] and they just print their bank accounts on the search result.

	==Fun Facts==		==Fun Facts==

imported>Gray at 10:19, 3 February 2013

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	border-width:1px;"><br/><div style="font-family:Arial; max-width:300px; margin-left:1em;">Did you mean [[Google]]? </div></div>		border-width:1px;"><br/><div style="font-family:Arial; max-width:300px; margin-left:1em;">Did you mean [[Google]]? </div></div>
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imported>TheTroks: /* See Also */ piped shiz

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	==See Also==		==See Also==

	*Google		*[[Google]]
	*Google Killer		*[[Google Killer]]
	*Microsoft		*[[Microsoft]]
	*Censorship		*[[Censorship]]

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