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Crow caw at 14:51, 17 January 2026

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	[[Image:Sup_dawg_bikes.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|[[Xzibit]] liek bikes.]]		[[Image:Sup_dawg_bikes.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|[[Xzibit]] liek bikes.]]

	'''Bike''' is a human-powered vehicle with two wheels used primarily by ~~poor~~ people such as niggers and [[niggers\|people in third-world countries.]] But hey, who can tell the difference?		'''Bike''' is a human-powered vehicle with two wheels used primarily by sophisticated people such as niggers and [[niggers\|people in third-world countries]] and [[Amsterdam]]. But hey, who can tell the difference?

	== The Bike as a Vehicle ==		== The Bike as a Vehicle ==
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	== Bike Racing ==		== Bike Racing ==
	Bike racing has been a popular women's sport for [[at least 100 years]], but gained popularity in the latter part of the 20th century amongst the homosexual male community. The face of the sport has changed radically since then, transforming from a competition centered around crossing a finish line in a short period of time into a marathon-like contest of who can wear the shortest and tightest spandex shorts while bouncing on their dong-like bike seat for the longest period of time. The [[French]], of course, dominated most international dong riding competitions, and bike racing was no exception; they host the annual ''Tour des Fags'', the most noteworthy competition of its type, in which hundreds of gay men mount their love bikes and engage in self-administered [[anal sex]] in public, on the road daily for nearly a month at a time. Some fucker with one ball though came around completely dominated the sport though, including forcefully sodomizing the French, and as a result all the other bikers took vast quantity of drugs to try and keep up.		Bike racing has been a popular women's sport for [[at least 100 years]], but gained popularity in the latter part of the 20th century amongst the homosexual male community. The face of the sport has changed radically since then, transforming from a competition centered around crossing a finish line in a short period of time into a marathon-like contest of who can wear the shortest and tightest spandex shorts while bouncing on their dong-like bike seat for the longest period of time. The [[French]], of course, dominated most international dong riding competitions, and bike racing was no exception; they host the annual ''Tour des Fags'', the most noteworthy competition of its type, in which hundreds of gay men mount their love bikes and engage in self-administered [[anal sex]] in public, on the road daily for nearly a month at a time. Some fucker with one ball though came around completely dominated the sport though, including forcefully sodomizing the French, and as a result all the other bikers took vast quantity of drugs to try and keep up. It should be noted that not all cyclists are drug addicts. [[NotJustBikes]] is a bitter angry hateful arsehole who thinks all drugs are bad.

	== Tree Huggers and Bikes ==		== Tree Huggers and Bikes ==
	Due to the non-existent requirements for gasoline that bikes present, their use has become extremely prevalent among [[hippies]], [[hipsters]], and other tree huggers under the illusion that they can contribute to cleaner air by peddling their stank asses around like rolling filth bombs. In cities where the hippy infestations are particularly virulent such as [[Seattle]], WA and Sacramento, CA, the smell of cannabis, patchouli oil and Indian hobo crotch is inescapable even within the comfort of one's car on the freeway due to the number of hippies on bikes.		Due to the non-existent requirements for gasoline that bikes present, their use has become extremely prevalent among [[hippies]], [[hipsters]], and other tree huggers under the illusion that they can contribute to cleaner air by peddling their stank asses around like rolling filth bombs. In cities where the hippy infestations are particularly virulent such as [[Seattle]], WA and Sacramento, CA, the smell of cannabis, patchouli oil and Indian hobo crotch is inescapable even within the comfort of one's car on the freeway due to the number of hippies on bikes. No wonder [[Randal O'Toole]] hates cyclists.

	== English Gentlemen and Bikes ==		== English Gentlemen and Bikes ==
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	== See also ==		== See also ==
	* [[~~Bike Cuck~~]]		* [[NotJustBikes]]
			* [[Randal O'Toole]]
	* [[Rob Levin]]		* [[Rob Levin]]
	* [[The Netherlands]]		* [[The Netherlands]]

imported>Moshe Finkberg: /* See also */

2022-11-28T22:42:59Z

imported>Moshe Finkberg: /* See also */

2022-11-28T22:42:59Z

imported>LIOD at 15:07, 14 January 2018

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	File:Exploding hot dog stand.gif		File:Exploding hot dog stand.gif
	File:Tricycle.gif		File:Tricycle.gif
	</gallery>\|<gallery>		</gallery>\|<gallery perrow="5">
	Image:1499624448167.jpg		Image:1499624448167.jpg
	Image:Lance_Armstrong.jpg\|Lance Armstrong's revolutionary "[[In the ass\|inter-anal]] seat" bike design and lack of [[testicles]] catapulted him to victory in the ''Tour de [[France]]''		Image:Lance_Armstrong.jpg\|Lance Armstrong's revolutionary "[[In the ass\|inter-anal]] seat" bike design and lack of [[testicles]] catapulted him to victory in the ''Tour de [[France]]''

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Niggas & Bikes

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	''See also: [[OJ Simpson]]'', ''[[Mike Tyson's Punch Out]]''		''See also: [[OJ Simpson]]'', ''[[Mike Tyson's Punch Out]]''

	{{fv\|vids\|background-color: #ffffff;\|font-weight: bold;		{\|style="margin: auto;"
	\|<youtube>t3uAdC6xkEY</youtube~~><br~~><center></center>\|<youtube>7slrxjF7AtI</youtube~~><br~~><center></center>\|<youtube>PcV4LVhSRLg</youtube>~~<br>~~}}		\|{{fv\|vids\|background-color: #ffffff;\|font-weight: bold;
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	[[File:Mybike.jpg\|220px\|thumb\|right\|Never leave your bike alone with a wog]]		[[File:Mybike.jpg\|220px\|thumb\|right\|Never leave your bike alone with a wog]]
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	~~<center>~~<youtube>4bN76TvJspY</youtube~~></center~~>		{\|style="margin: auto;"
			\|<youtube>4bN76TvJspY</youtube>
	<center>'''Here we see how 500 Volts to the undercarriage prevents bike theft.'''</center>		<center>'''Here we see how 500 Volts to the undercarriage prevents bike theft.'''</center>
			\|}

	== Homosexuals & Bikes ==		== Homosexuals & Bikes ==

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Gallery

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	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==
	{{~~collapsegallery~~\|Bike Gallery\|center\|<gallery ~~perrow="5"~~>		{{cg\|Bike Gallery\|Gallery\|center\|<gallery>
	File:Opening a Beer With a Bike.gif		File:Opening a Beer With a Bike.gif
	File:Microbike.gif		File:Microbike.gif
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	File:Exploding hot dog stand.gif		File:Exploding hot dog stand.gif
	File:Tricycle.gif		File:Tricycle.gif
	</gallery>\|<gallery ~~perrow="5"~~>		</gallery>\|<gallery>
	Image:1499624448167.jpg		Image:1499624448167.jpg
	Image:Lance_Armstrong.jpg\|Lance Armstrong's revolutionary "[[In the ass\|inter-anal]] seat" bike design and lack of [[testicles]] catapulted him to victory in the ''Tour de [[France]]''		Image:Lance_Armstrong.jpg\|Lance Armstrong's revolutionary "[[In the ass\|inter-anal]] seat" bike design and lack of [[testicles]] catapulted him to victory in the ''Tour de [[France]]''

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Gallery

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	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==
	{{collapsegallery\|\|Bike Gallery\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">		{{collapsegallery\|Bike Gallery\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">
	File:Opening a Beer With a Bike.gif		File:Opening a Beer With a Bike.gif
	File:Microbike.gif		File:Microbike.gif

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External links

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	== External links ==		== External links ==
	* [http://www.theystolemybike.com/ Go here if they stole it]		* [https://web.archive.org/web/20110829074626/http://www.theystolemybike.com/ Go here if they stole it]
	{{life}}		{{life}}
	{{ytmnd}}		{{ytmnd}}

imported>LIOD: /* See also */

2018-01-14T14:54:53Z

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layout fixed

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	[[File:New bike nigger.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Bike now, pay never]]		[[File:New bike nigger.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Bike now, pay never]]
	[[Image:Bikewater.jpg\|thumb\|Nigga earned my bike.]]		[[Image:Bikewater.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Nigga earned my bike.]]
	[[Image:Wearahelmet.jpg\|thumb\|That faggot bike helmet will really help when a goddamn truck rolls over your head.]]		[[Image:Wearahelmet.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|That faggot bike helmet will really help when a goddamn truck rolls over your head.]]
	[[Image:Nigga_Bikes.jpg\|thumb\|right\|An enterprising nigra and his collection of your bikes.]]		[[Image:Nigga_Bikes.jpg\|thumb\|right\|220px\|An enterprising nigra and his collection of your bikes.]]
	[[Image:Sup_dawg_bikes.jpg\|thumb\|[[Xzibit]] liek bikes.]]		[[Image:Sup_dawg_bikes.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|[[Xzibit]] liek bikes.]]

	'''Bike''' is a human-powered vehicle with two wheels used primarily by poor people such as niggers and [[niggers\|people in third-world countries.]] But hey, who can tell the difference?		'''Bike''' is a human-powered vehicle with two wheels used primarily by poor people such as niggers and [[niggers\|people in third-world countries.]] But hey, who can tell the difference?
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	''See also: [[OJ Simpson]]'', ''[[Mike Tyson's Punch Out]]''		''See also: [[OJ Simpson]]'', ''[[Mike Tyson's Punch Out]]''

	~~<center>~~{{fv\|vids\|background-color: #ffffff;\|font-weight: bold;		{{fv\|vids\|background-color: #ffffff;\|font-weight: bold;
	\|<youtube>t3uAdC6xkEY</youtube><br><center></center>\|<youtube>7slrxjF7AtI</youtube><br><center></center>\|<youtube>PcV4LVhSRLg</youtube><br~~><center></center~~>}}~~</center>~~		\|<youtube>t3uAdC6xkEY</youtube><br><center></center>\|<youtube>7slrxjF7AtI</youtube><br><center></center>\|<youtube>PcV4LVhSRLg</youtube><br>}}

	[[File:Mybike.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Never leave your bike alone with a wog]]		[[File:Mybike.jpg\|220px\|thumb\|right\|Never leave your bike alone with a wog]]
	[[Image:Niggerbike.gif\|thumb\|right\|Good luck getting that bike back.]]		[[Image:Niggerbike.gif\|220px\|thumb\|right\|Good luck getting that bike back.]]
	'''Nigga Stole My Bike''' (or, '''Nigger Stole My Bike/Nigga Stole Muh Bike''') is probably hailed as one of the popular, long-running memes even before the trend of memes began circulating on the interwebs. Ever since your grandparents can remember back in the 1920s, [[niggers]] were always known to collect things from rich white neighborhoods especially bikes; the exact reason for this practice is unknown, but it's theorized that niggas stole the bikes because those big, rubber seats made their dicks stay hard while peddling fast enough, building their sex drive as well as the amount of cum flow to rape women. Or it just could have been a trend for the niggaz to move fast and fool cops after they were caught stealing somewhere. Due to this trend of niggers stealing so many bikes over the years, residents from said rich neighborhoods would cry to the police, "Nigga stole my bike!" Bicycle locks were invented for this reason, but it's useless now since niggaz became smart enough to [[419_Nigerian_Email_Scams\|steal your bank account]].		'''Nigga Stole My Bike''' (or, '''Nigger Stole My Bike/Nigga Stole Muh Bike''') is probably hailed as one of the popular, long-running memes even before the trend of memes began circulating on the interwebs. Ever since your grandparents can remember back in the 1920s, [[niggers]] were always known to collect things from rich white neighborhoods especially bikes; the exact reason for this practice is unknown, but it's theorized that niggas stole the bikes because those big, rubber seats made their dicks stay hard while peddling fast enough, building their sex drive as well as the amount of cum flow to rape women. Or it just could have been a trend for the niggaz to move fast and fool cops after they were caught stealing somewhere. Due to this trend of niggers stealing so many bikes over the years, residents from said rich neighborhoods would cry to the police, "Nigga stole my bike!" Bicycle locks were invented for this reason, but it's useless now since niggaz became smart enough to [[419_Nigerian_Email_Scams\|steal your bank account]].

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	== Homosexuals & Bikes ==		== Homosexuals & Bikes ==
	[[File:I don't know.jpg\|thumb\|~~[[gay~~\|~~Fagbike]][[File:1499624448167.jpg\|thumb]].~~ [[Hipster\|Probably a fixie]].]]		[[File:I don't know.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|[[Hipster\|Probably a fixie]].]]
	It is common knowledge that all [[Robert Stewart\|serious cyclists]] keep their legs shaved smoother than the average [[prostitute\|sorostitute's]] legs. While [[some argue]] that this prevents road rash and [[aids\|infection]] in the event of a crash, it is also quite obvious that any man who shaves his legs is flaming homo or, moar likely, a [[trap]].		It is common knowledge that all [[Robert Stewart\|serious cyclists]] keep their legs shaved smoother than the average [[prostitute\|sorostitute's]] legs. While [[some argue]] that this prevents road rash and [[aids\|infection]] in the event of a crash, it is also quite obvious that any man who shaves his legs is flaming homo or, moar likely, a [[trap]].

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	* [[Motorcycle]]		* [[Motorcycle]]
	* [[Vagina Bike]]		* [[Vagina Bike]]
			* [[Dindu Nuffin]] - This is the response you get when you enquire about your stolen bicycle.

	== External links ==		== External links ==

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	[[File:New bike nigger.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Bike now, pay never]]		[[File:New bike nigger.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Bike now, pay never]]
	[[Image:Bikewater.jpg\|thumb\|Nigga earned my bike.]]		[[Image:Bikewater.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Nigga earned my bike.]]
	[[Image:Wearahelmet.jpg\|thumb\|That faggot bike helmet will really help when a goddamn truck rolls over your head.]]		[[Image:Wearahelmet.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|That faggot bike helmet will really help when a goddamn truck rolls over your head.]]
	[[Image:Nigga_Bikes.jpg\|thumb\|right\|An enterprising nigra and his collection of your bikes.]]		[[Image:Nigga_Bikes.jpg\|thumb\|right\|220px\|An enterprising nigra and his collection of your bikes.]]
	[[Image:Sup_dawg_bikes.jpg\|thumb\|[[Xzibit]] liek bikes.]]		[[Image:Sup_dawg_bikes.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|[[Xzibit]] liek bikes.]]

	'''Bike''' is a human-powered vehicle with two wheels used primarily by poor people such as niggers and [[niggers\|people in third-world countries.]] But hey, who can tell the difference?		'''Bike''' is a human-powered vehicle with two wheels used primarily by poor people such as niggers and [[niggers\|people in third-world countries.]] But hey, who can tell the difference?
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	''See also: [[OJ Simpson]]'', ''[[Mike Tyson's Punch Out]]''		''See also: [[OJ Simpson]]'', ''[[Mike Tyson's Punch Out]]''

	~~<center>~~{{fv\|vids\|background-color: #ffffff;\|font-weight: bold;		{{fv\|vids\|background-color: #ffffff;\|font-weight: bold;
	\|<youtube>t3uAdC6xkEY</youtube><br><center></center>\|<youtube>7slrxjF7AtI</youtube><br><center></center>\|<youtube>PcV4LVhSRLg</youtube><br~~><center></center~~>}}~~</center>~~		\|<youtube>t3uAdC6xkEY</youtube><br><center></center>\|<youtube>7slrxjF7AtI</youtube><br><center></center>\|<youtube>PcV4LVhSRLg</youtube><br>}}

	[[File:Mybike.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Never leave your bike alone with a wog]]		[[File:Mybike.jpg\|220px\|thumb\|right\|Never leave your bike alone with a wog]]
	[[Image:Niggerbike.gif\|thumb\|right\|Good luck getting that bike back.]]		[[Image:Niggerbike.gif\|220px\|thumb\|right\|Good luck getting that bike back.]]
	'''Nigga Stole My Bike''' (or, '''Nigger Stole My Bike/Nigga Stole Muh Bike''') is probably hailed as one of the popular, long-running memes even before the trend of memes began circulating on the interwebs. Ever since your grandparents can remember back in the 1920s, [[niggers]] were always known to collect things from rich white neighborhoods especially bikes; the exact reason for this practice is unknown, but it's theorized that niggas stole the bikes because those big, rubber seats made their dicks stay hard while peddling fast enough, building their sex drive as well as the amount of cum flow to rape women. Or it just could have been a trend for the niggaz to move fast and fool cops after they were caught stealing somewhere. Due to this trend of niggers stealing so many bikes over the years, residents from said rich neighborhoods would cry to the police, "Nigga stole my bike!" Bicycle locks were invented for this reason, but it's useless now since niggaz became smart enough to [[419_Nigerian_Email_Scams\|steal your bank account]].		'''Nigga Stole My Bike''' (or, '''Nigger Stole My Bike/Nigga Stole Muh Bike''') is probably hailed as one of the popular, long-running memes even before the trend of memes began circulating on the interwebs. Ever since your grandparents can remember back in the 1920s, [[niggers]] were always known to collect things from rich white neighborhoods especially bikes; the exact reason for this practice is unknown, but it's theorized that niggas stole the bikes because those big, rubber seats made their dicks stay hard while peddling fast enough, building their sex drive as well as the amount of cum flow to rape women. Or it just could have been a trend for the niggaz to move fast and fool cops after they were caught stealing somewhere. Due to this trend of niggers stealing so many bikes over the years, residents from said rich neighborhoods would cry to the police, "Nigga stole my bike!" Bicycle locks were invented for this reason, but it's useless now since niggaz became smart enough to [[419_Nigerian_Email_Scams\|steal your bank account]].

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	== Homosexuals & Bikes ==		== Homosexuals & Bikes ==
	[[File:I don't know.jpg\|thumb\|~~[[gay~~\|~~Fagbike]][[File:1499624448167.jpg\|thumb]].~~ [[Hipster\|Probably a fixie]].]]		[[File:I don't know.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|[[Hipster\|Probably a fixie]].]]
	It is common knowledge that all [[Robert Stewart\|serious cyclists]] keep their legs shaved smoother than the average [[prostitute\|sorostitute's]] legs. While [[some argue]] that this prevents road rash and [[aids\|infection]] in the event of a crash, it is also quite obvious that any man who shaves his legs is flaming homo or, moar likely, a [[trap]].		It is common knowledge that all [[Robert Stewart\|serious cyclists]] keep their legs shaved smoother than the average [[prostitute\|sorostitute's]] legs. While [[some argue]] that this prevents road rash and [[aids\|infection]] in the event of a crash, it is also quite obvious that any man who shaves his legs is flaming homo or, moar likely, a [[trap]].

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	== See also ==		== See also ==
			* [[Bike Cuck]]
	* [[Rob Levin]]		* [[Rob Levin]]
	* [[The Netherlands]]		* [[The Netherlands]]