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	I don't think anyone's figured that out. The site masks itself as a [[social networking]] site, but it's pretty much [[LiveJasmin]] meets [[ModelMayhem]]. [[Web 2.0]] couldn't be more proud.		I don't think anyone's figured that out. The site masks itself as a [[social networking]] site, but it's pretty much [[LiveJasmin]] meets [[ModelMayhem]]. [[Web 2.0]] couldn't be more proud.

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imported>Unknown: Created page with " Compensating much? '''[http://www.bigmuscle.com BigMuscle]''' is a site for old fags (note: ''not'' oldfags) to indecently expose their..."

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[[Image:MuscleAL.jpg|thumb|Compensating much?]]

'''[http://www.bigmuscle.com BigMuscle]''' is a site for [[old]] [[fag]]s (note: ''not'' [[oldfag]]s) to indecently expose their withered genitals on the internet. Unlike similar sites, such as [[Fitlads]] and [[RealJock|RealJoke]], the average age of BigMuscle's members is around the age people start to receive social security. While their colostomy bags are being taken care of by the nursing home attendant, the old bears of BigMuscle cherish the opportunity to take trashy [[n00dz]] and share them, and/or go on the [[webcam]] chat room, called the "gym", named to remind the site's members of the good old times when they were able to walk.

All hyperbole aside, BigMuscle's membership isn't entirely that diverse. Unlike [[RealJock|RealJoke]], there are fewer closeted young [[Republican]]s, and more old people. Also, the [[tranny|trannies]], [[twink]]s, and [[fat]]ties are absent from the heavily-moderated BigMuscle. Unfortunately, the eyesores known as fat bears are allowed to remain and invite their [[furry]]-bodied brethren to the site to form an orgy of flubber, gray and white body hair, and [[semen]]. Not to mention leather, nipple rings, cock rings, and loud "WOOF"ing everywhere.

==Bear Hunting==

[[Image:Agedmuscle.jpg|thumb|[[Lemonparty]], here we come!]]

BigMuscle, unlike [[Manhunt]] (per [[ED]], the video game IS in fact secretly an online gay hookup hotspot!), is not specifically a hookup site, so going to it will not necessarily give you [[AIDS]]. However, since its members are [[gay]], you're going to get [[AIDS]], let's face it. The site does not have a [[forum]], so [[trolling]] is difficult. [[Shock image]]s like [[goatse]] will be met with reactions of awe and [[fap]]ping from the majority of members, so that angle is also ineffective. [[Newfag]] trolling techniques, such as [[flaming]] (which you probably already are if you are on BigMuscle), may work.

This leads us to the only way to successfully troll BigMuscle: fuck with the webcam chat room. Being one of the site's main attractions aside from the [[emo|advice column]], there are [[no more than 99|plenty]] of people in there at any given time waiting to be milked for lulz. There are three main ways to [[troll]] the chat:

===Method One. Teasing.===

Make a [[sockpuppet]] and upload pictures of an attractive [[guido]] onto it. Then go onto the webcam and promise to turn your cam on and expose yourself, only to lead them on for a long period of time and never actually turn your cam on. This will irritate them to no end, as they realize they've wasted the precious few remaining moments of their lives waiting for a reward that will never come.

===Method Two. Copypasta.===

Post a [[copypasta]] in the chat box of the webcam room bashing everyone in it as a [[slut]]. Seeing as homosexuals are sexual deviants and perverts and how the rest of society has already ingrained this fact into their minds, reminding the [[camwhore]]s of this will bring out the best of their [[victim complex]]es. Bonus points if you pretend to be a [[Christian]] or [[Muslim]] while doing so.

===Method Three. PROFIT.===

Start watching a camwhore, and have an outgoing cam feed of your own. As soon as they accept your request to view their cam, focus your cam on their cam (shown on screen). If you're really in it [[for the lulz]], zoom out slightly farther and reveal that you're using CamStudio or another on-screen video capture program to record their lurid online activities. Seeing this, they will probably flip out, realizing they have been duped and that their face and [[cock]] will now end up all over the [[internet]].

==What are you even supposed to do on the site other than fap?==

[[Image:Hungbuffpoz.jpg|thumb|[[AIDS]] can do weird things to people.]]

I don't think anyone's figured that out. The site masks itself as a [[social networking]] site, but it's pretty much [[LiveJasmin]] meets [[ModelMayhem]]. [[Web 2.0]] couldn't be more proud.

==Gayllery==

I don't think anyone wants to see. If [[you]] do, you are one [[sick fuck]].

==See also==

* [[RealJock]]

* [[Fitlads]]

* [[ModelMayhem]]

* [[RedTube]]

* [[Homosexuality]]

* [[Steroid]]s

* [[Bodybuilder]]

* [[Jock]]

* [[Lemonparty]]

* [[Craigery Morgan]] (chosen as "video of the week")

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