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	[[File:NiggerShootingAward.jpg\|thumb\|170px\|The pride of Goetz’s trophy cabinet.]]		[[File:NiggerShootingAward.jpg\|thumb\|170px\|The pride of Goetz’s trophy cabinet.]]
	[[File:Eightiesarithmetic.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|“You got your autistic ~~pop~~ star<br /> in my ~~subway vigilante~~!”]]		[[File:Eightiesarithmetic.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|“You got your autistic rock star in my subway<br /> vigilante!” “No, you got your subway vigilante in my<br />autistic rock star!” “Mmmm … Two great tastes <br />that taste great together.” ]]

	{{quote\|I would, without any hesitation, shoot a violent criminal again.\|Bernie Goetz {{archive\|rJ5FZ}}}}		{{quote\|I would, without any hesitation, shoot a violent criminal again.\|Bernie Goetz {{archive\|rJ5FZ}}}}

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	[[File:NiggerShootingAward.jpg\|thumb\|170px\|The pride of Goetz’s trophy cabinet.]]		[[File:NiggerShootingAward.jpg\|thumb\|170px\|The pride of Goetz’s trophy cabinet.]]
	[[File:~~BerniesGirls~~.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|~~Bernie gets all the [[bitch]]ez.~~]]		[[File:Eightiesarithmetic.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|“You got your autistic pop star<br /> in my subway vigilante!”]]

	{{quote\|I would, without any hesitation, shoot a violent criminal again.\|Bernie Goetz {{archive\|rJ5FZ}}}}		{{quote\|I would, without any hesitation, shoot a violent criminal again.\|Bernie Goetz {{archive\|rJ5FZ}}}}

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	[[File:ScrewdriverHead.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|Gun control nuts think<br /> this isn't a deadly weapon?]]		[[File:ScrewdriverHead.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|Gun control nuts think<br /> this isn't a deadly weapon?]]
	[[File:GoetzArrestedLarge.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Arrested for self-defense crimes.]]		[[File:GoetzArrestedLarge.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Arrested for self-defense crimes.]]
	~~[[File:BernieBusted.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|He should have learned Jew-Jitsu.]]~~
	[[File:BernieSupporters.jpeg\|thumb\|220px\|It wasn't about [[race]], it was about [[New York]] being a fucking hellhole.]]		[[File:BernieSupporters.jpeg\|thumb\|220px\|It wasn't about [[race]], it was about [[New York]] being a fucking hellhole.]]

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	[[File:NiggerShootingAward.jpg\|thumb\|170px\|~~Goetz is awarded the [[Nobel Prize for Racism\|Nobel Peace Prize]] or some shit~~.]]		[[File:NiggerShootingAward.jpg\|thumb\|170px\|The pride of Goetz’s trophy cabinet.]]
	[[File:BerniesGirls.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Bernie gets all the [[bitch]]ez.]]		[[File:BerniesGirls.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Bernie gets all the [[bitch]]ez.]]

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	[[File:NiggerShootingAward.jpg\|thumb\|~~220px~~\|Goetz is awarded the [[Nobel Prize for Racism\|Nobel Peace Prize]] or some shit.]]		[[File:NiggerShootingAward.jpg\|thumb\|170px\|Goetz is awarded the [[Nobel Prize for Racism\|Nobel Peace Prize]] or some shit.]]
	[[File:BerniesGirls.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Bernie gets all the [[bitch]]ez.]]		[[File:BerniesGirls.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Bernie gets all the [[bitch]]ez.]]

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	[[File:S&W Bodyguard.JPG\|thumb\|150px \|A handgun similar to <br />the one used by Goetz.]]		[[File:S&W Bodyguard.JPG\|thumb\|150px \|A handgun similar to <br />the one used by Goetz.]]
	[[File:SubwayVigilante.jpg\|thumb\|Right\|150px\|]]		[[File:SubwayVigilante.jpg\|thumb\|Right\|150px\|]]
	[[File:ScrewdriverHead.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|~~What you should show <br />to any [[libtard]] [[gun~~ control~~]]<br /> nut who says a~~ <br />~~screwdriver~~ isn't a deadly weapon.]]		[[File:ScrewdriverHead.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|Gun control nuts think<br /> this isn't a deadly weapon?]]
	[[File:GoetzArrestedLarge.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Arrested for self-defense crimes.]]		[[File:GoetzArrestedLarge.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Arrested for self-defense crimes.]]
	[[File:BernieBusted.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|He should have learned Jew-Jitsu.]]		[[File:BernieBusted.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|He should have learned Jew-Jitsu.]]

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	[[File:NYSubway1980s.jpg\|thumb\| 180px \|What the [[New York]] subway looked <br />like in the [[1980s]].]]		[[File:NYSubway1980s.jpg\|thumb\| 180px \|What the [[New York]] subway looked <br />like in the [[1980s]].]]
	[[File:S&W Bodyguard.JPG\|thumb\|150px \|A handgun similar to <br />the one used by Goetz.]]		[[File:S&W Bodyguard.JPG\|thumb\|150px \|A handgun similar to <br />the one used by Goetz.]]
	[[File:SubwayVigilante.jpg\|thumb\|Right\|150px\|]]i		[[File:SubwayVigilante.jpg\|thumb\|Right\|150px\|]]
	[[File:ScrewdriverHead.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|What you should show <br />to any [[libtard]] [[gun control]]<br /> nut who says a <br />screwdriver isn't a deadly weapon.]]		[[File:ScrewdriverHead.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|What you should show <br />to any [[libtard]] [[gun control]]<br /> nut who says a <br />screwdriver isn't a deadly weapon.]]
	[[File:GoetzArrestedLarge.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Arrested for self-defense crimes.]]		[[File:GoetzArrestedLarge.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Arrested for self-defense crimes.]]

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	[[File:NYSubway1980s.jpg\|thumb\| 180px \|What the [[New York]] subway looked <br />like in the [[1980s]].]]		[[File:NYSubway1980s.jpg\|thumb\| 180px \|What the [[New York]] subway looked <br />like in the [[1980s]].]]
	[[File:S&W Bodyguard.JPG\|thumb\|150px \|A handgun similar to <br />the one used by Goetz.]]		[[File:S&W Bodyguard.JPG\|thumb\|150px \|A handgun similar to <br />the one used by Goetz.]]
	[[File:SubwayVigilante.jpg\|thumb\|~~left~~\|150px\|]]		[[File:SubwayVigilante.jpg\|thumb\|Right\|150px\|]]i
	[[File:ScrewdriverHead.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|What you should show <br />to any [[libtard]] [[gun control]]<br /> nut who says a <br />screwdriver isn't a deadly weapon.]]		[[File:ScrewdriverHead.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|What you should show <br />to any [[libtard]] [[gun control]]<br /> nut who says a <br />screwdriver isn't a deadly weapon.]]
	[[File:GoetzArrestedLarge.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Arrested for self-defense crimes.]]		[[File:GoetzArrestedLarge.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Arrested for self-defense crimes.]]

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	[[File:S&W Bodyguard.JPG\|thumb\|150px \|A handgun similar to <br />the one used by Goetz.]]		[[File:S&W Bodyguard.JPG\|thumb\|150px \|A handgun similar to <br />the one used by Goetz.]]
	[[File:SubwayVigilante.jpg\|thumb\|left\|150px\|]]		[[File:SubwayVigilante.jpg\|thumb\|left\|150px\|]]
	[[File:ScrewdriverHead.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|What you should show to any [[libtard]] [[gun control]] nut who says a screwdriver isn't a deadly weapon.]]		[[File:ScrewdriverHead.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|What you should show <br />to any [[libtard]] [[gun control]]<br /> nut who says a <br />screwdriver isn't a deadly weapon.]]
	[[File:GoetzArrestedLarge.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Arrested for self-defense crimes.]]		[[File:GoetzArrestedLarge.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Arrested for self-defense crimes.]]
	[[File:BernieBusted.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|He should have learned Jew-Jitsu.]]		[[File:BernieBusted.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|He should have learned Jew-Jitsu.]]
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	After noticing that one of the young men had something in his pocket other than a [[The Great Black Dick Hoax\|huge black schlong]], Goetz realized that he was most likely going to get stabbed with a fucking screwdriver if he were to politely decline their "request" for five dollars.		After noticing that one of the young men had something in his pocket other than a [[The Great Black Dick Hoax\|huge black schlong]], Goetz realized that he was most likely going to get stabbed with a fucking screwdriver if he were to politely decline their "request" for five dollars.


	{{quote\|I knew it wasn't a gun but I could tell they were going to beat the shit out of me.\|Bernie notices [[Erection\|bulge]]. OwO what's this?}}		{{quote\|I knew it wasn't a gun but I could tell they were going to beat the shit out of me.\|Bernie notices [[Erection\|bulge]]. OwO what's this?}}


	Having no other choice, Goetz whipped out a gun and shot all four of his would-be muggers before exiting the train – but not before firing off a cheesy one-liner worthy of a crappy 1980s action film.		Having no other choice, Goetz whipped out a gun and shot all four of his would-be muggers before exiting the train – but not before firing off a cheesy one-liner worthy of a crappy 1980s action film.

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	[[File:S&W Bodyguard.JPG\|thumb\|150px \|A handgun similar to <br />the one used by Goetz.]]		[[File:S&W Bodyguard.JPG\|thumb\|150px \|A handgun similar to <br />the one used by Goetz.]]
	[[File:SubwayVigilante.jpg\|thumb\|left\|150px\|]]		[[File:SubwayVigilante.jpg\|thumb\|left\|150px\|]]
	[[File:ScrewdriverHead.jpg\|thumb\|~~220px~~\|What you should show to any [[libtard]] [[gun control]] nut who says a screwdriver isn't a deadly weapon.]]		[[File:ScrewdriverHead.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|What you should show to any [[libtard]] [[gun control]] nut who says a screwdriver isn't a deadly weapon.]]
	[[File:GoetzArrestedLarge.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Arrested for self-defense crimes.]]		[[File:GoetzArrestedLarge.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Arrested for self-defense crimes.]]
	[[File:BernieBusted.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|He should have learned Jew-Jitsu.]]		[[File:BernieBusted.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|He should have learned Jew-Jitsu.]]
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	On Saturday, December 22, 1984, four young adult [[negro]]es from the Bronx—'''Troy Canty''', '''Barry Allen''', '''Darrell Cabey''' and '''[[Rapist\|James Ramseur]]'''—surrounded Bernie Goetz and requested in [[Ebonics\|niggerese]] that he give them five dollars.		On Saturday, December 22, 1984, four young adult [[negro]]es from the Bronx—'''Troy Canty''', '''Barry Allen''', '''Darrell Cabey''' and '''[[Rapist\|James Ramseur]]'''—surrounded Bernie Goetz and requested in [[Ebonics\|niggerese]] that he give them five dollars.


	~~{{quote\|Gimme five dollars.\|Troy Canty, before being owned by a dorky Jew}}~~


	After noticing that one of the young men had something in his pocket other than a [[The Great Black Dick Hoax\|huge black schlong]], Goetz realized that he was most likely going to get stabbed with a fucking screwdriver if he were to politely decline their "request" for five dollars.		After noticing that one of the young men had something in his pocket other than a [[The Great Black Dick Hoax\|huge black schlong]], Goetz realized that he was most likely going to get stabbed with a fucking screwdriver if he were to politely decline their "request" for five dollars.

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	[[File:NiggerShootingAward.jpg\|thumb\|170px\|The pride of Goetz’s trophy cabinet.]]		[[File:NiggerShootingAward.jpg\|thumb\|170px\|The pride of Goetz’s trophy cabinet.]]
	[[File:Eightiesarithmetic.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|“You got your autistic ~~pop~~ star<br /> in my ~~subway vigilante~~!”]]		[[File:Eightiesarithmetic.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|“You got your autistic rock star in my subway<br /> vigilante!” “No, you got your subway vigilante in my<br />autistic rock star!” “Mmmm … Two great tastes <br />that taste great together.” ]]

	{{quote\|I would, without any hesitation, shoot a violent criminal again.\|Bernie Goetz {{archive\|rJ5FZ}}}}		{{quote\|I would, without any hesitation, shoot a violent criminal again.\|Bernie Goetz {{archive\|rJ5FZ}}}}

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	[[File:NiggerShootingAward.jpg\|thumb\|170px\|The pride of Goetz’s trophy cabinet.]]		[[File:NiggerShootingAward.jpg\|thumb\|170px\|The pride of Goetz’s trophy cabinet.]]
	[[File:~~BerniesGirls~~.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|~~Bernie gets all the [[bitch]]ez.~~]]		[[File:Eightiesarithmetic.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|“You got your autistic pop star<br /> in my subway vigilante!”]]

	{{quote\|I would, without any hesitation, shoot a violent criminal again.\|Bernie Goetz {{archive\|rJ5FZ}}}}		{{quote\|I would, without any hesitation, shoot a violent criminal again.\|Bernie Goetz {{archive\|rJ5FZ}}}}

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	[[File:ScrewdriverHead.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|Gun control nuts think<br /> this isn't a deadly weapon?]]		[[File:ScrewdriverHead.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|Gun control nuts think<br /> this isn't a deadly weapon?]]
	[[File:GoetzArrestedLarge.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Arrested for self-defense crimes.]]		[[File:GoetzArrestedLarge.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Arrested for self-defense crimes.]]
	~~[[File:BernieBusted.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|He should have learned Jew-Jitsu.]]~~
	[[File:BernieSupporters.jpeg\|thumb\|220px\|It wasn't about [[race]], it was about [[New York]] being a fucking hellhole.]]		[[File:BernieSupporters.jpeg\|thumb\|220px\|It wasn't about [[race]], it was about [[New York]] being a fucking hellhole.]]

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	[[File:S&W Bodyguard.JPG\|thumb\|150px \|A handgun similar to <br />the one used by Goetz.]]		[[File:S&W Bodyguard.JPG\|thumb\|150px \|A handgun similar to <br />the one used by Goetz.]]
	[[File:SubwayVigilante.jpg\|thumb\|Right\|150px\|]]		[[File:SubwayVigilante.jpg\|thumb\|Right\|150px\|]]
	[[File:ScrewdriverHead.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|~~What you should show <br />to any [[libtard]] [[gun~~ control~~]]<br /> nut who says a~~ <br />~~screwdriver~~ isn't a deadly weapon.]]		[[File:ScrewdriverHead.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|Gun control nuts think<br /> this isn't a deadly weapon?]]
	[[File:GoetzArrestedLarge.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Arrested for self-defense crimes.]]		[[File:GoetzArrestedLarge.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Arrested for self-defense crimes.]]
	[[File:BernieBusted.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|He should have learned Jew-Jitsu.]]		[[File:BernieBusted.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|He should have learned Jew-Jitsu.]]

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	[[File:NYSubway1980s.jpg\|thumb\| 180px \|What the [[New York]] subway looked <br />like in the [[1980s]].]]		[[File:NYSubway1980s.jpg\|thumb\| 180px \|What the [[New York]] subway looked <br />like in the [[1980s]].]]
	[[File:S&W Bodyguard.JPG\|thumb\|150px \|A handgun similar to <br />the one used by Goetz.]]		[[File:S&W Bodyguard.JPG\|thumb\|150px \|A handgun similar to <br />the one used by Goetz.]]
	[[File:SubwayVigilante.jpg\|thumb\|Right\|150px\|]]i		[[File:SubwayVigilante.jpg\|thumb\|Right\|150px\|]]
	[[File:ScrewdriverHead.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|What you should show <br />to any [[libtard]] [[gun control]]<br /> nut who says a <br />screwdriver isn't a deadly weapon.]]		[[File:ScrewdriverHead.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|What you should show <br />to any [[libtard]] [[gun control]]<br /> nut who says a <br />screwdriver isn't a deadly weapon.]]
	[[File:GoetzArrestedLarge.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Arrested for self-defense crimes.]]		[[File:GoetzArrestedLarge.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Arrested for self-defense crimes.]]