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	* {{twitter\|benford21}}		* {{twitter\|benford21}}
	* [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1712564/TellatrixForever His Fanfiction.net profile]		* [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1712564/TellatrixForever His Fanfiction.net profile]

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	=Ben and the Magic Hobo=		=Ben and the Magic Hobo=

	[[~~image~~:~~ben~~ in his mommy's bra.png\|thumb\|right\|125px\|125px\|Benjamin David Ford in his mommy's bra.]]		[[File:Ben in his mommy's bra.png\|thumb\|right\|125px\|125px\|Benjamin David Ford in his mommy's bra.]]

	[[~~Image~~:magic_hobo.jpg\|thumb\|right\|50px\|125px\|The other half of the conversation]]		[[File:magic_hobo.jpg\|thumb\|right\|50px\|125px\|The other half of the conversation]]

	After receiving an onslaught of nonsense messages and the full text of Moby Dick in Russian from [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3736111/ofMiceandBen ofMiceandBen], Ben turned to TuesdayNovember for help. The result was Ben in his mother’s bra. The lead-up to that involves traumatic head-injury, massive boners, and a prophet hobo.		After receiving an onslaught of nonsense messages and the full text of Moby Dick in Russian from [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3736111/ofMiceandBen ofMiceandBen], Ben turned to TuesdayNovember for help. The result was Ben in his mother’s bra. The lead-up to that involves traumatic head-injury, massive boners, and a prophet hobo.

imported>Dispatcher of jews at 17:35, 11 March 2013

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	<center>{{morphquote\|lolcow\|background-color: white\|font-weight: bold		<center>{{morphquote\|lolcow\|background-color: white\|font-weight: bold
	\|~~hey~~ do ~~you want~~ to ~~see a picture of my enormous schlong? i~~'m ~~selling them~~ for ~~50 cents apiece to get hooker money~~\|~~He does~~, ~~secretly~~		\|Hi. I'm Quinn. I'm from Florida.<br>
			I love Bellatrix because she's just awesome.<br>
			For me, personally, I'm a fan of Harry/Bellatrix. I know it ain't a pairing a lot of people support, but I do.\|This is totally not Ben pretending to be someone else.
			\|Naw. I live in Miami and I'm 30.
			<br>Catilin: I ain't going to hate anyone for it.
			<br>CG: Yeah. That's why I like it. It's a challenge.
			<br>[[Ben Ford#Benquotes\|Listen, I gotta go.]]\|Nope, not at all

	\|~~Jasper,~~ you ~~need to go see~~ a ~~doctor~~.\|~~Ben, thinking it’s still TuesdayNovember’s boyfriend talking to him and not an evil hobo~~		\|<br>I don't know why I did it. I really don't.
			<br>I am sincerely sorry for deceiving you all. '''And I'm sorry for being a worthless gutter turd.'''
			<br>I'm leaving the Forum for a while. If you want to ban me, I won't be surprised in the least\|He came back a week later btw}}</center>

	~~\|i can't go see a docotor i have to save my money for hookers\|A docotor~~

	~~\|She said you wanted some pictures, right?\|Ben offers to expose himself~~

	~~\|'''Jasper, you need to fight the Hobo possesing you.'''\|The best part is that he was serious~~

	~~\|'''FIGHT THE FREAKIN' HOBO!!'''\|Fight da powa~~

	\|HER ROCKS METAMORPHOSED INTO THE UTERUS OF TIME BUT THE WALLS OF MEAT EXPELLED HER\|The hobo is quoting [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Passion_of_New_Eve the Wikipedia article on The Passion of New Eve]		\|HER ROCKS METAMORPHOSED INTO THE UTERUS OF TIME BUT THE WALLS OF MEAT EXPELLED HER\|The hobo is quoting [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Passion_of_New_Eve the Wikipedia article on The Passion of New Eve]

imported>Dispatcher of jews: Added the bra picture, lololol

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Added the bra picture, lololol

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	=Ben and the Magic Hobo=		=Ben and the Magic Hobo=

	[[Image:magic_hobo.jpg\|thumb\|right\|50px\|125px\|~~Consider this a placeholder until~~ the ~~bra picture goes up. Ben, don't show this article to your mom until we put it up, okay?~~]]		[[image:ben in his mommy's bra.png\|thumb\|right\|125px\|125px\|Benjamin David Ford in his mommy's bra.]]

			[[Image:magic_hobo.jpg\|thumb\|right\|50px\|125px\|The other half of the conversation]]

	After receiving an onslaught of nonsense messages and the full text of Moby Dick in Russian from [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3736111/ofMiceandBen ofMiceandBen], Ben turned to TuesdayNovember for help. The result was Ben in his mother’s bra. The lead-up to that involves traumatic head-injury, massive boners, and a prophet hobo.		After receiving an onslaught of nonsense messages and the full text of Moby Dick in Russian from [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3736111/ofMiceandBen ofMiceandBen], Ben turned to TuesdayNovember for help. The result was Ben in his mother’s bra. The lead-up to that involves traumatic head-injury, massive boners, and a prophet hobo.

imported>Disassemblyline: organize some of the quote spam

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	Ben continued to harass other girls with vaguely [[rape\|sexual]] comments, ham-fisted romantic overtures, and one apathetic proposal to the forum’s admin, until he [[suicide\|banned himself]] for sockpuppeting (and afterwards he admitted that he didn't even know why he created the sockpuppet, which didn't do anything except discuss [[Ben Ford#What's wrong with him?\|sharks]] and [[Ben Ford#What's wrong with him?\|the military]]), which happen to be [[Autism\|fixations]] of Ben's.		Ben continued to harass other girls with vaguely [[rape\|sexual]] comments, ham-fisted romantic overtures, and one apathetic proposal to the forum’s admin, until he [[suicide\|banned himself]] for sockpuppeting (and afterwards he admitted that he didn't even know why he created the sockpuppet, which didn't do anything except discuss [[Ben Ford#What's wrong with him?\|sharks]] and [[Ben Ford#What's wrong with him?\|the military]]), which happen to be [[Autism\|fixations]] of Ben's.

	{{~~quote~~\|~~Hi. I'm Quinn. I'm from Florida.<br>~~		<center>{{morphquote\|lolcow\|background-color: white\|font-weight: bold
	~~I love Bellatrix because she's just awesome.<br>~~		\|hey do you want to see a picture of my enormous schlong? i'm selling them for 50 cents apiece to get hooker money\|He does, secretly
	~~For me, personally, I'm~~ a ~~fan~~ of ~~Harry/Bellatrix. I know it ain~~'~~t a pairing a lot of people support~~, ~~but I do.\|This is totally not Ben pretending to be someone else.}}~~

	~~{{quote~~\|~~Naw. I live in Miami and I'm 30.~~		\|Jasper, you need to go see a doctor.\|Ben, thinking it’s still TuesdayNovember’s boyfriend talking to him and not an evil hobo
	~~Catilin: I ain't going~~ to ~~hate anyone for it.~~
	~~CG: Yeah. That's why I like it. It's~~ a ~~challenge~~.
	[[Ben ~~Ford#Benquotes\|Listen, I gotta go.]]\|Nope~~, not ~~at all}}~~

	~~{{quote~~\|~~I don~~'t ~~know why I did it. I really don't.~~		\|i can't go see a docotor i have to save my money for hookers\|A docotor

	~~I am sincerely sorry for deceiving~~ you ~~all. '''And I'm sorry for being a worthless gutter turd.'''~~		\|She said you wanted some pictures, right?\|Ben offers to expose himself

	I'~~m leaving~~ the ~~Forum for a while~~. ~~If you want to ban me, I won~~'~~t be surprised in~~ the ~~least~~\|~~He came back a week later btw~~}}		\|'''Jasper, you need to fight the Hobo possesing you.'''\|The best part is that he was serious

			\|'''FIGHT THE FREAKIN' HOBO!!'''\|Fight da powa

			\|HER ROCKS METAMORPHOSED INTO THE UTERUS OF TIME BUT THE WALLS OF MEAT EXPELLED HER\|The hobo is quoting [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Passion_of_New_Eve the Wikipedia article on The Passion of New Eve]

			\|WHAT?!?!?!?!%(#+$#(Q&$Q#&%_(#Q)*&%_(Q?\|Ben’s last thoughts on the subject}}</center>

	=Politics=		=Politics=
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	The most important woman in Ben's life is his [[Incest\|mother]]. At 20 years old, Ben asked her permission to join fanfiction.net, and to download Skype, and to chat with people. His reasoning is "Her house, her rules", which he [[autism\|repeats every time]] somebody points out how completely [[Castration\|emasculated]] he is. Ben has been photographed wearing her clothing, which makes him a transvestite. He apparently likes older women, too. The implications are disturbing, yeah?		The most important woman in Ben's life is his [[Incest\|mother]]. At 20 years old, Ben asked her permission to join fanfiction.net, and to download Skype, and to chat with people. His reasoning is "Her house, her rules", which he [[autism\|repeats every time]] somebody points out how completely [[Castration\|emasculated]] he is. Ben has been photographed wearing her clothing, which makes him a transvestite. He apparently likes older women, too. The implications are disturbing, yeah?

	{{~~quote~~\|I might be getting it tommorow. Me and My Mom are going to look at it in the Evening.\|Ben's mom wants to make sure Skype is ok for her babby}}		<center>{{morphquote\|women\|background-color: white\|font-weight: bold
			\|I might be getting it tommorow. Me and My Mom are going to look at it in the Evening.\|Ben's mom wants to make sure Skype is ok for her babby
	~~{{quote~~\|And can I go get my Mom\|His reaction to conflict}}		\|And can I go get my Mom\|His reaction to conflict
			\|My Mom doesn't know you guys\|According to him, his mom has to approve all websites he joins "because it's her Computer." Remember, he's 20 now.
	~~{{quote~~\|My Mom doesn't know you guys\|According to him, his mom has to approve all websites he joins "because it's her Computer." Remember, he's 20 now.}}		\|PLAGOANDE: ben did your mom tell you to turn off the computer and go to bed
			Ben: She told me to end the conversation with my first comment.
	~~{{quote~~\|PLAGOANDE: ben did your mom tell you to turn off the computer and go to bed~~<br>~~		PLAGOANDE: ben, you're a grown man. you can talk to whomever you please.
	Ben: She told me to end the conversation with my first comment.~~<br>~~		Ben: Her house, her rules\|He has used that exact phrase to explain his spinelessness on numerous occasions
	PLAGOANDE: ben, you're a grown man. you can talk to whomever you please.~~<br>~~		}}</center>
	Ben: Her house, her rules\|He has used that exact phrase to explain his spinelessness on numerous occasions}}
	<br>

	===Ben and the Women===		===Ben and the Women===
	~~<br>~~

	The number of stupid little bitchfights he gets into with his friendzonefriends is so high it cannot be counted in numbers, and few are worth mentioning, but the pattern typically goes like this: Ben says something insensitive/creepy/really retarded; people get freaked out and tell him to stfu; Ben spams the [[offended]] [[lemonparty\|party's]] friends with self-loathing messages; these friends call him a stupid douche. This happens regularly until people start blocking him.		The number of stupid little bitchfights he gets into with his friendzonefriends is so high it cannot be counted in numbers, and few are worth mentioning, but the pattern typically goes like this: Ben says something insensitive/creepy/really retarded; people get freaked out and tell him to stfu; Ben spams the [[offended]] [[lemonparty\|party's]] friends with self-loathing messages; these friends call him a stupid douche. This happens regularly until people start blocking him.
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	Ben also confirmed later to Jim Crow, [[KKK\|David Duke]], and [[Holocaust\|1000 dead jews in the oven]] that the bra picture was his after it appeared on /b/. Due to the massive amounts of spam text between the lulzy parts, this side of the conversation is presented in text quotes.		Ben also confirmed later to Jim Crow, [[KKK\|David Duke]], and [[Holocaust\|1000 dead jews in the oven]] that the bra picture was his after it appeared on /b/. Due to the massive amounts of spam text between the lulzy parts, this side of the conversation is presented in text quotes.

	<center>{{morphquote\|~~mq1~~\|background-color: white\|font-weight: bold		<center>{{morphquote\|hobo\|background-color: white\|font-weight: bold
	\|hey do you want to see a picture of my enormous schlong? i'm selling them for 50 cents apiece to get hooker money\|He does, secretly		\|hey do you want to see a picture of my enormous schlong? i'm selling them for 50 cents apiece to get hooker money\|He does, secretly

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Women of Ben

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	Ben has a habit of [[cock\|sucking]] up to women in the hope they might give him tits. Because he is a disgusting, smelly manchild (read up and down for evidence), they never do.		Ben has a habit of [[cock\|sucking]] up to women in the hope they might give him tits. Because he is a disgusting, smelly manchild (read up and down for evidence), they never do.

	Ben claims to have gotten laid with [http://www.facebook.com/#!/laderrica.green this girl], but these claims are dubious. Really dubious. His description of how they met sounds a lot more like a porno setup than an actual prelude to fucking. In a voice chat with some trolls a few months after this, he said that he had broken up with her, but had [Alzheimers\|forgotten why.] When called on this, he changed his story and said it was because she cheated on him, possibly with a trucker, depending on when you ask.		Ben claims to have gotten laid with [http://www.facebook.com/#!/laderrica.green this girl], but these claims are dubious. Really dubious. His description of how they met sounds a lot more like a porno setup than an actual prelude to fucking. In a voice chat with some trolls a few months after this, he said that he had broken up with her, but had [[Alzheimers\|forgotten why.]] When called on this, he changed his story and said it was because she cheated on him, possibly with a trucker, depending on when you ask.

	The most important woman in Ben's life is his [[Incest\|mother]]. At 20 years old, Ben asked her permission to join fanfiction.net, and to download Skype, and to chat with people. His reasoning is "Her house, her rules", which he [[autism\|repeats every time]] somebody points out how completely [[Castration\|emasculated]] he is. Ben has been photographed wearing her clothing, which makes him a transvestite. He apparently likes older women, too. The implications are disturbing, yeah?		The most important woman in Ben's life is his [[Incest\|mother]]. At 20 years old, Ben asked her permission to join fanfiction.net, and to download Skype, and to chat with people. His reasoning is "Her house, her rules", which he [[autism\|repeats every time]] somebody points out how completely [[Castration\|emasculated]] he is. Ben has been photographed wearing her clothing, which makes him a transvestite. He apparently likes older women, too. The implications are disturbing, yeah?

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	<center>{{morphquote\|lolcow\|background-color: white\|font-weight: bold		<center>{{morphquote\|lolcow\|background-color: white\|font-weight: bold
	\|~~hey~~ do ~~you want~~ to ~~see a picture of my enormous schlong? i~~'m ~~selling them~~ for ~~50 cents apiece to get hooker money~~\|~~He does~~, ~~secretly~~		\|Hi. I'm Quinn. I'm from Florida.<br>
			I love Bellatrix because she's just awesome.<br>
			For me, personally, I'm a fan of Harry/Bellatrix. I know it ain't a pairing a lot of people support, but I do.\|This is totally not Ben pretending to be someone else.
			\|Naw. I live in Miami and I'm 30.
			<br>Catilin: I ain't going to hate anyone for it.
			<br>CG: Yeah. That's why I like it. It's a challenge.
			<br>[[Ben Ford#Benquotes\|Listen, I gotta go.]]\|Nope, not at all

	\|~~Jasper,~~ you ~~need to go see~~ a ~~doctor~~.\|~~Ben, thinking it’s still TuesdayNovember’s boyfriend talking to him and not an evil hobo~~		\|<br>I don't know why I did it. I really don't.
			<br>I am sincerely sorry for deceiving you all. '''And I'm sorry for being a worthless gutter turd.'''
			<br>I'm leaving the Forum for a while. If you want to ban me, I won't be surprised in the least\|He came back a week later btw}}</center>

	~~\|i can't go see a docotor i have to save my money for hookers\|A docotor~~

	~~\|She said you wanted some pictures, right?\|Ben offers to expose himself~~

	~~\|'''Jasper, you need to fight the Hobo possesing you.'''\|The best part is that he was serious~~

	~~\|'''FIGHT THE FREAKIN' HOBO!!'''\|Fight da powa~~

	\|HER ROCKS METAMORPHOSED INTO THE UTERUS OF TIME BUT THE WALLS OF MEAT EXPELLED HER\|The hobo is quoting [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Passion_of_New_Eve the Wikipedia article on The Passion of New Eve]		\|HER ROCKS METAMORPHOSED INTO THE UTERUS OF TIME BUT THE WALLS OF MEAT EXPELLED HER\|The hobo is quoting [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Passion_of_New_Eve the Wikipedia article on The Passion of New Eve]

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	Ben continued to harass other girls with vaguely [[rape\|sexual]] comments, ham-fisted romantic overtures, and one apathetic proposal to the forum’s admin, until he [[suicide\|banned himself]] for sockpuppeting (and afterwards he admitted that he didn't even know why he created the sockpuppet, which didn't do anything except discuss [[Ben Ford#What's wrong with him?\|sharks]] and [[Ben Ford#What's wrong with him?\|the military]]), which happen to be [[Autism\|fixations]] of Ben's.		Ben continued to harass other girls with vaguely [[rape\|sexual]] comments, ham-fisted romantic overtures, and one apathetic proposal to the forum’s admin, until he [[suicide\|banned himself]] for sockpuppeting (and afterwards he admitted that he didn't even know why he created the sockpuppet, which didn't do anything except discuss [[Ben Ford#What's wrong with him?\|sharks]] and [[Ben Ford#What's wrong with him?\|the military]]), which happen to be [[Autism\|fixations]] of Ben's.

	{{~~quote~~\|~~Hi. I'm Quinn. I'm from Florida.<br>~~		<center>{{morphquote\|lolcow\|background-color: white\|font-weight: bold
	~~I love Bellatrix because she's just awesome.<br>~~		\|hey do you want to see a picture of my enormous schlong? i'm selling them for 50 cents apiece to get hooker money\|He does, secretly
	~~For me, personally, I'm~~ a ~~fan~~ of ~~Harry/Bellatrix. I know it ain~~'~~t a pairing a lot of people support~~, ~~but I do.\|This is totally not Ben pretending to be someone else.}}~~

	~~{{quote~~\|~~Naw. I live in Miami and I'm 30.~~		\|Jasper, you need to go see a doctor.\|Ben, thinking it’s still TuesdayNovember’s boyfriend talking to him and not an evil hobo
	~~Catilin: I ain't going~~ to ~~hate anyone for it.~~
	~~CG: Yeah. That's why I like it. It's~~ a ~~challenge~~.
	[[Ben ~~Ford#Benquotes\|Listen, I gotta go.]]\|Nope~~, not ~~at all}}~~

	~~{{quote~~\|~~I don~~'t ~~know why I did it. I really don't.~~		\|i can't go see a docotor i have to save my money for hookers\|A docotor

	~~I am sincerely sorry for deceiving~~ you ~~all. '''And I'm sorry for being a worthless gutter turd.'''~~		\|She said you wanted some pictures, right?\|Ben offers to expose himself

	I'~~m leaving~~ the ~~Forum for a while~~. ~~If you want to ban me, I won~~'~~t be surprised in~~ the ~~least~~\|~~He came back a week later btw~~}}		\|'''Jasper, you need to fight the Hobo possesing you.'''\|The best part is that he was serious

			\|'''FIGHT THE FREAKIN' HOBO!!'''\|Fight da powa

			\|HER ROCKS METAMORPHOSED INTO THE UTERUS OF TIME BUT THE WALLS OF MEAT EXPELLED HER\|The hobo is quoting [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Passion_of_New_Eve the Wikipedia article on The Passion of New Eve]

			\|WHAT?!?!?!?!%(#+$#(Q&$Q#&%_(#Q)*&%_(Q?\|Ben’s last thoughts on the subject}}</center>

	=Politics=		=Politics=
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	The most important woman in Ben's life is his [[Incest\|mother]]. At 20 years old, Ben asked her permission to join fanfiction.net, and to download Skype, and to chat with people. His reasoning is "Her house, her rules", which he [[autism\|repeats every time]] somebody points out how completely [[Castration\|emasculated]] he is. Ben has been photographed wearing her clothing, which makes him a transvestite. He apparently likes older women, too. The implications are disturbing, yeah?		The most important woman in Ben's life is his [[Incest\|mother]]. At 20 years old, Ben asked her permission to join fanfiction.net, and to download Skype, and to chat with people. His reasoning is "Her house, her rules", which he [[autism\|repeats every time]] somebody points out how completely [[Castration\|emasculated]] he is. Ben has been photographed wearing her clothing, which makes him a transvestite. He apparently likes older women, too. The implications are disturbing, yeah?

	{{~~quote~~\|I might be getting it tommorow. Me and My Mom are going to look at it in the Evening.\|Ben's mom wants to make sure Skype is ok for her babby}}		<center>{{morphquote\|women\|background-color: white\|font-weight: bold
			\|I might be getting it tommorow. Me and My Mom are going to look at it in the Evening.\|Ben's mom wants to make sure Skype is ok for her babby
	~~{{quote~~\|And can I go get my Mom\|His reaction to conflict}}		\|And can I go get my Mom\|His reaction to conflict
			\|My Mom doesn't know you guys\|According to him, his mom has to approve all websites he joins "because it's her Computer." Remember, he's 20 now.
	~~{{quote~~\|My Mom doesn't know you guys\|According to him, his mom has to approve all websites he joins "because it's her Computer." Remember, he's 20 now.}}		\|PLAGOANDE: ben did your mom tell you to turn off the computer and go to bed
			Ben: She told me to end the conversation with my first comment.
	~~{{quote~~\|PLAGOANDE: ben did your mom tell you to turn off the computer and go to bed~~<br>~~		PLAGOANDE: ben, you're a grown man. you can talk to whomever you please.
	Ben: She told me to end the conversation with my first comment.~~<br>~~		Ben: Her house, her rules\|He has used that exact phrase to explain his spinelessness on numerous occasions
	PLAGOANDE: ben, you're a grown man. you can talk to whomever you please.~~<br>~~		}}</center>
	Ben: Her house, her rules\|He has used that exact phrase to explain his spinelessness on numerous occasions}}
	<br>

	===Ben and the Women===		===Ben and the Women===
	~~<br>~~

	The number of stupid little bitchfights he gets into with his friendzonefriends is so high it cannot be counted in numbers, and few are worth mentioning, but the pattern typically goes like this: Ben says something insensitive/creepy/really retarded; people get freaked out and tell him to stfu; Ben spams the [[offended]] [[lemonparty\|party's]] friends with self-loathing messages; these friends call him a stupid douche. This happens regularly until people start blocking him.		The number of stupid little bitchfights he gets into with his friendzonefriends is so high it cannot be counted in numbers, and few are worth mentioning, but the pattern typically goes like this: Ben says something insensitive/creepy/really retarded; people get freaked out and tell him to stfu; Ben spams the [[offended]] [[lemonparty\|party's]] friends with self-loathing messages; these friends call him a stupid douche. This happens regularly until people start blocking him.
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	Ben also confirmed later to Jim Crow, [[KKK\|David Duke]], and [[Holocaust\|1000 dead jews in the oven]] that the bra picture was his after it appeared on /b/. Due to the massive amounts of spam text between the lulzy parts, this side of the conversation is presented in text quotes.		Ben also confirmed later to Jim Crow, [[KKK\|David Duke]], and [[Holocaust\|1000 dead jews in the oven]] that the bra picture was his after it appeared on /b/. Due to the massive amounts of spam text between the lulzy parts, this side of the conversation is presented in text quotes.

	<center>{{morphquote\|~~mq1~~\|background-color: white\|font-weight: bold		<center>{{morphquote\|hobo\|background-color: white\|font-weight: bold
	\|hey do you want to see a picture of my enormous schlong? i'm selling them for 50 cents apiece to get hooker money\|He does, secretly		\|hey do you want to see a picture of my enormous schlong? i'm selling them for 50 cents apiece to get hooker money\|He does, secretly

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	Ben has a habit of [[cock\|sucking]] up to women in the hope they might give him tits. Because he is a disgusting, smelly manchild (read up and down for evidence), they never do.		Ben has a habit of [[cock\|sucking]] up to women in the hope they might give him tits. Because he is a disgusting, smelly manchild (read up and down for evidence), they never do.

	Ben claims to have gotten laid with [http://www.facebook.com/#!/laderrica.green this girl], but these claims are dubious. Really dubious. His description of how they met sounds a lot more like a porno setup than an actual prelude to fucking. In a voice chat with some trolls a few months after this, he said that he had broken up with her, but had [Alzheimers\|forgotten why.] When called on this, he changed his story and said it was because she cheated on him, possibly with a trucker, depending on when you ask.		Ben claims to have gotten laid with [http://www.facebook.com/#!/laderrica.green this girl], but these claims are dubious. Really dubious. His description of how they met sounds a lot more like a porno setup than an actual prelude to fucking. In a voice chat with some trolls a few months after this, he said that he had broken up with her, but had [[Alzheimers\|forgotten why.]] When called on this, he changed his story and said it was because she cheated on him, possibly with a trucker, depending on when you ask.

	The most important woman in Ben's life is his [[Incest\|mother]]. At 20 years old, Ben asked her permission to join fanfiction.net, and to download Skype, and to chat with people. His reasoning is "Her house, her rules", which he [[autism\|repeats every time]] somebody points out how completely [[Castration\|emasculated]] he is. Ben has been photographed wearing her clothing, which makes him a transvestite. He apparently likes older women, too. The implications are disturbing, yeah?		The most important woman in Ben's life is his [[Incest\|mother]]. At 20 years old, Ben asked her permission to join fanfiction.net, and to download Skype, and to chat with people. His reasoning is "Her house, her rules", which he [[autism\|repeats every time]] somebody points out how completely [[Castration\|emasculated]] he is. Ben has been photographed wearing her clothing, which makes him a transvestite. He apparently likes older women, too. The implications are disturbing, yeah?