Bandwidth envy - Revision history

imported>Hipcrime: Reverted edits by TMZ (talk) to last revision by Lolyunohavgudsoftware

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		==See also==
		*[[Donny Long]]
		[[Category:Disease]][[Category:Doxed Individuals]][[Category:Dying Alone]][[Category:Faggotry]][[Category:Fellatio]][[Category:Gay Porn]][[Category:Penis]][[Category:Rage]][[Category:Sex]][[Category:Taking Down ED]][[Category:Whores]]

imported>TMZ: BLANKING IN PROGRESS

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	~~[[File:EPenis.jpg\|center]]~~

	~~[[Image:Speedtestfast.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Doing it right]]~~
	~~[[Image:Speed test slow.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Doing it wrong]]~~

	'''Bandwidth envy''' is a condition triggered by your fellow [[basement dweller]]s' bragging about their [[Atheist\|ungodly]] amounts of bandwidth for downloading [[furry]] [[porn]]. This can result in an unhealthy [[lust]] for your neighbor's internet speed, especially when you think it could solve your [[life]]'s biggest problems (admittedly, most of which probably involve an insufficient supply of porn). The amount of bandwidth one has is generally proportional to their [[nerd\|e-peen]], but inversely proportional to the amount of sex they have.

	~~==History==~~
	Bandwidth Envy is believed to have started in the mid 90's. Before, dial-up modems had been the only real option and people with cable modems were few and far between, but then cable connections became more readily available and thus was born the aforementioned psychological phenomenon. Any online player of the vidya gamez asked would claim to have a T1 connection; Even players that were clearly connected at 56k would claim to have girlfriends in their house downloading terabytes of MP3 files slowing down their T1 connection. In reality these people were [[Fail\|attempting to play via dial-up connection to AOL]].

	[[IRL\|In the real world]], the insecure and/or poorly endowed suffer from [[penis envy]], but penis size only matters if you are capable of attracting an actual partner, and if not, pipe size often serves as a substitute for cock size.

	~~===Decline===~~
	Due to practically everyone and their mom having a reasonably fast internet connection outside of [[Africa]] and [[Australia]], the amount of bandwidth one has is now almost irrelevant. As far as latency in online gaming, the speed of one's rig and the quality of networking in the household have become the major factors.

	~~==Example [[IRC]] Conversation==~~

	~~No matter how big your pipe is, if you're a [[douchebag]], you're gonna get the [[banhammer]]. Reproduced below:~~
	~~<pre>~~
	~~Prima: u suckl!!!~~
	~~@Secunda: who?~~
	~~Prima: yuo becuase i g0t m0r3 bandwith then you!!!!~~
	~~@Secunda: care to rephrase that?~~
	~~Prima: i got r0xin bandwith to downolad nething i want!!~~
	~~@Secunda: do you have an actual point or should i just ban you now?~~
	~~Prima: i'd jsut like to s33 j00 tr'/ sux0r!!!!~~
	~~[02:04:09]: Prima was kicked from channel #linux by Secunda (Reason: )~~
	~~[02:11:33]: Prima has joined channel #linux~~
	~~Prima: mother fucker~~
	~~Prima: pr3p4r3 to be h4x0r3d @$$h0l3!!!!!!!!~~
	~~...~~
	~~[02:21:54]: Prima was kicked from channel #linux by Secunda (Reason: Banned)~~
	~~</pre>~~

	~~== See Also ==~~
	* [[Mental disorders]]
	* [[Penis envy]]


	~~{{Psychology}}~~
	~~{{Stub}}~~

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 05:37, 26 January 2016

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	[[Image:Speedtestfast.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Doing it right]]		[[Image:Speedtestfast.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Doing it right]]
	[[Image:Speed test slow.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Doing it wrong]]		[[Image:Speed test slow.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Doing it wrong]]

	'''Bandwidth envy''' is a condition triggered by your fellow [[basement dweller]]s' bragging about their [[Atheist\|ungodly]] amounts of bandwidth for downloading [[furry]] [[porn]]. This can result in an unhealthy [[lust]] for your neighbor's internet speed, especially when you think it could solve your [[life]]'s biggest problems (admittedly, most of which probably involve an insufficient supply of porn). The amount of bandwidth one has is generally proportional to their [[nerd\|e-peen]], but inversely proportional to the amount of sex they have.		'''Bandwidth envy''' is a condition triggered by your fellow [[basement dweller]]s' bragging about their [[Atheist\|ungodly]] amounts of bandwidth for downloading [[furry]] [[porn]]. This can result in an unhealthy [[lust]] for your neighbor's internet speed, especially when you think it could solve your [[life]]'s biggest problems (admittedly, most of which probably involve an insufficient supply of porn). The amount of bandwidth one has is generally proportional to their [[nerd\|e-peen]], but inversely proportional to the amount of sex they have.

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imported>Ron Rich: /* History */ A few grammatical tweaks and such.

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History: A few grammatical tweaks and such.

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	==History==		==History==
	~~Bandwith~~ Envy started in the mid 90's. ~~At the time~~ dial-up modems ~~were~~ the only option and people with cable modems were few and far between, ~~later the~~ cable connections became available and thus the ~~start of bandwith envy~~. ~~Asking any~~ player ~~on an online game~~ would ~~forever~~ claim to ~~[[lie\|~~have a T1 connection~~]]. Players~~ that were clearly connected at 56k would claim to have girlfriends in their house downloading ~~terrabites~~ of MP3 files slowing down their T1 connection. In reality these people were attempting to play ~~[[Counter Strike]]~~ via dial-up connection to AOL.		Bandwidth Envy is believed to have started in the mid 90's. Before, dial-up modems had been the only real option and people with cable modems were few and far between, but then cable connections became more readily available and thus was born the aforementioned psychological phenomenon. Any online player of the vidya gamez asked would claim to have a T1 connection; Even players that were clearly connected at 56k would claim to have girlfriends in their house downloading terabytes of MP3 files slowing down their T1 connection. In reality these people were [[Fail\|attempting to play via dial-up connection to AOL]].

	[[~~Normal~~]] ~~men~~ and ~~women~~ suffer from ~~have~~ [[penis envy]], but ~~since [[~~penis]] size only matters if you~~'re~~ capable of attracting an ~~[[IRL\|~~actual~~]] sex~~ partner, pipe size ~~becomes~~ a substitute for cock size.		[[IRL\|In the real world]], the insecure and/or poorly endowed suffer from [[penis envy]], but penis size only matters if you are capable of attracting an actual partner, and if not, pipe size often serves as a substitute for cock size.

	===Decline===		===Decline===
	Due to practically ~~every man~~ and ~~his dog~~ having a fast internet connection outside of [[Africa]] and [[Australia]], the amount of bandwidth one has is now almost ~~redundant~~. ~~To improve~~ latency in online gaming, the speed of one's rig, and the quality of networking in the household ~~has~~ become a major ~~factor~~.		Due to practically everyone and their mom having a reasonably fast internet connection outside of [[Africa]] and [[Australia]], the amount of bandwidth one has is now almost irrelevant. As far as latency in online gaming, the speed of one's rig and the quality of networking in the household have become the major factors.

	==Example [[IRC]] Conversation==		==Example [[IRC]] Conversation==

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imported>Unknown: Created page with " NOTOC Doing it right Doing it wrong '''Bandwidth envy''' is a condition trigger..."

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__NOTOC__
[[Image:Speedtestfast.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Doing it right]]
[[Image:Speed test slow.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Doing it wrong]]
'''Bandwidth envy''' is a condition triggered by your fellow [[basement dweller]]s' bragging about their [[Atheist|ungodly]] amounts of bandwidth for downloading [[furry]] [[porn]]. This can result in an unhealthy [[lust]] for your neighbor's internet speed, especially when you think it could solve your [[life]]'s biggest problems (admittedly, most of which probably involve an insufficient supply of porn). The amount of bandwidth one has is generally proportional to their [[nerd|e-peen]], but inversely proportional to the amount of sex they have.

==History==
Bandwith Envy started in the mid 90's. At the time dial-up modems were the only option and people with cable modems were few and far between, later the cable connections became available and thus the start of bandwith envy. Asking any player on an online game would forever claim to [[lie|have a T1 connection]]. Players that were clearly connected at 56k would claim to have girlfriends in their house downloading terrabites of MP3 files slowing down their T1 connection. In reality these people were attempting to play [[Counter Strike]] via dial-up connection to AOL.

[[Normal]] men and women suffer from have [[penis envy]], but since [[penis]] size only matters if you're capable of attracting an [[IRL|actual]] sex partner, pipe size becomes a substitute for cock size.

===Decline===
Due to practically every man and his dog having a fast internet connection outside of [[Africa]] and [[Australia]], the amount of bandwidth one has is now almost redundant. To improve latency in online gaming, the speed of one's rig, and the quality of networking in the household has become a major factor.

==Example [[IRC]] Conversation==

No matter how big your pipe is, if you're a [[douchebag]], you're gonna get the [[banhammer]]. Reproduced below:
<pre>
Prima: u suckl!!!
@Secunda: who?
Prima: yuo becuase i g0t m0r3 bandwith then you!!!!
@Secunda: care to rephrase that?
Prima: i got r0xin bandwith to downolad nething i want!!
@Secunda: do you have an actual point or should i just ban you now?
Prima: i'd jsut like to s33 j00 tr'/ sux0r!!!!
[02:04:09]: Prima was kicked from channel #linux by Secunda (Reason: )
[02:11:33]: Prima has joined channel #linux
Prima: mother fucker
Prima: pr3p4r3 to be h4x0r3d @$$h0l3!!!!!!!!
...
[02:21:54]: Prima was kicked from channel #linux by Secunda (Reason: Banned)
</pre>

== See Also ==
* [[Mental disorders]]
* [[Penis envy]]

[[Category: Abnormal Psych]][[Category:Stub]]

Bandwidth envy - Revision history

imported>Hipcrime: Reverted edits by TMZ (talk) to last revision by Lolyunohavgudsoftware

imported>TMZ at 07:02, 1 November 2018

imported>TMZ: BLANKING IN PROGRESS

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 05:37, 26 January 2016

imported>Ron Rich: /* History */ A few grammatical tweaks and such.

imported>H64: replacing :category:Abnormal Psych with template:Psychology

imported>H64: replacing :category:Abnormal Psych with template:Psychology

imported>H64: replacing :category:Abnormal Psych with template:Psychology

imported>H64: replacing :category:Abnormal Psych with template:Psychology

imported>Unknown: Created page with " __NOTOC__ Doing it right Doing it wrong '''Bandwidth envy''' is a condition trigger..."

imported>Unknown: Created page with " NOTOC Doing it right Doing it wrong '''Bandwidth envy''' is a condition trigger..."