Balkans - Revision history

imported>TrapUndFemboienjoyer at 14:12, 26 March 2022

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	*[[Montenegro]] – more [[Slavs]] and [[Albania]]ns		*[[Montenegro]] – more [[Slavs]] and [[Albania]]ns
	*[[Slovenia]] – Femboy Nazis everywhere.		*[[Slovenia]] – Femboy Nazis everywhere.
			*[[Turkey]] – Turco-Mongol-Arab-Greek Rapebabies Who kicked off the Greeks from Anatolia, their status as a balkan country is widely debated although they share the same similarities to the balkan countries (I.e: Shit economy, Delusional Nationalists everywhere, Long history of Genocide etc).
			*[[Hungary]] – more Slavs and Mongols who think they are Romans, Just like the turks their status as a Balkan country is still debated.


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imported>Jelq: Larpers BTFO? Probably a good idea to discourage these people

2022-03-14T17:11:19Z

Larpers BTFO? Probably a good idea to discourage these people

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			{{achtung\|Nobody cares about you larping as a balkan nationalist, take your turbofolk and retarded memes elsewhere}}

	'''The Balkans''' is a place synonymous with [[war]] and [[chaos]]. The tradition of '''Balkanization''' began with the [[Greeks]] who preferred tiny city-states who squabbled constantly to [[United States\|unity and the success it brings (lol)]]. The only time the Balkans had a sense of stability was during the reign of the [[Turkey\|Ottoman Empire]], but the dirty Turks made the mistake of not doing to the Greeks, Serbs, and Bulgarians what they did for the [[Armenians]]. [[British\|Lord Byron]] and fellow [[Britfags]] then decided to help Greece gain independence because it was supposedly the pink-sparkly birthday of democracy, but they soon realized that the Greeks [[Iraq\|don't give a damn about democracy]]. For a country often associated with democracy, modern Greece spent most of its recent history as a monarchy and a military junta (and don't forget about the [[Riots#Greece_2010\|riots]]).		'''The Balkans''' is a place synonymous with [[war]] and [[chaos]]. The tradition of '''Balkanization''' began with the [[Greeks]] who preferred tiny city-states who squabbled constantly to [[United States\|unity and the success it brings (lol)]]. The only time the Balkans had a sense of stability was during the reign of the [[Turkey\|Ottoman Empire]], but the dirty Turks made the mistake of not doing to the Greeks, Serbs, and Bulgarians what they did for the [[Armenians]]. [[British\|Lord Byron]] and fellow [[Britfags]] then decided to help Greece gain independence because it was supposedly the pink-sparkly birthday of democracy, but they soon realized that the Greeks [[Iraq\|don't give a damn about democracy]]. For a country often associated with democracy, modern Greece spent most of its recent history as a monarchy and a military junta (and don't forget about the [[Riots#Greece_2010\|riots]]).

imported>TrapUndFemboienjoyer at 05:18, 8 February 2022

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	*[[Albania]] – Misplaced [[Muslims]] whose main exports are armed rebellions and civil unrest. The chief importers of these Albanian products are its loving neighbors Serbia and Fyromia.		*[[Albania]] – Misplaced [[Muslims]] whose main exports are armed rebellions and civil unrest. The chief importers of these Albanian products are its loving neighbors Serbia and Fyromia.
	*[[Serbia]] – Slavs kicked out of Russia. They are known for [[Genocide\|ethically cleansing]] Croats, Albanians and Bosniaks aswell as getting bombed by NATO.		*[[Serbia]] – Slavs kicked out of Russia. They are known for [[Genocide\|ethically cleansing]] Croats, Albanians and Bosniaks aswell as getting bombed by NATO.
	*[[Croatia]] – Slavs larping as Germans. Just like the Serbs, ~~they~~ were Known for [[Genocide\|Genociding]] anyone that Isn't Croat, Especially the Serbs.		*[[Croatia]] – Slavs larping as Germans. Just like the Serbs, They were Known for [[Genocide\|Genociding]] anyone that Isn't Croat, Especially the Serbs.
	*[[Kosovo]] – The part of [[Serbia]] that told them to fuck themselves.		*[[Kosovo]] – The part of [[Serbia]] that told them to fuck themselves.
	*[[Fyromia]] – A country whose inhabitants claim to be descendants of ancient [[Macedonia]]ns, but they was really some Bulgarian-Serbian hybrids who moved in and kicked the real descendants of Alexander the Great back to Greek Macedonia, which then became true and proud Macedonia.		*[[Fyromia]] – A country whose inhabitants claim to be descendants of ancient [[Macedonia]]ns, but they was really some Bulgarian-Serbian hybrids who moved in and kicked the real descendants of Alexander the Great back to Greek Macedonia, which then became true and proud Macedonia.

imported>TrapUndFemboienjoyer at 06:03, 13 January 2022

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	*[[Greece]] – the most misunderstood country in the region. They are empire-cravers, not democrats. They would like nothing better than to recreate the Byzantine Empire and be the majority in control rather than a minority buttraped by Turks.		*[[Greece]] – the most misunderstood country in the region. They are empire-cravers, not democrats. They would like nothing better than to recreate the Byzantine Empire and be the majority in control rather than a minority buttraped by Turks.
	*[[Albania]] – Misplaced [[Muslims]] whose main exports are armed rebellions and civil unrest. The chief importers of these Albanian products are its loving neighbors Serbia and Fyromia.		*[[Albania]] – Misplaced [[Muslims]] whose main exports are armed rebellions and civil unrest. The chief importers of these Albanian products are its loving neighbors Serbia and Fyromia.
	*[[Serbia]] – Slavs kicked out of Russia. They are known for [[Genocide\|ethically cleansing]] Croats and ~~Albanians~~.		*[[Serbia]] – Slavs kicked out of Russia. They are known for [[Genocide\|ethically cleansing]] Croats, Albanians and Bosniaks aswell as getting bombed by NATO.
			*[[Croatia]] – Slavs larping as Germans. Just like the Serbs, they were Known for [[Genocide\|Genociding]] anyone that Isn't Croat, Especially the Serbs.
	*[[Kosovo]] – The part of [[Serbia]] that told them to fuck themselves.		*[[Kosovo]] – The part of [[Serbia]] that told them to fuck themselves.
	*[[Fyromia]] – A country whose inhabitants claim to be descendants of ancient [[Macedonia]]ns, but they was really some Bulgarian-Serbian hybrids who moved in and kicked the real descendants of Alexander the Great back to Greek Macedonia, which then became true and proud Macedonia.		*[[Fyromia]] – A country whose inhabitants claim to be descendants of ancient [[Macedonia]]ns, but they was really some Bulgarian-Serbian hybrids who moved in and kicked the real descendants of Alexander the Great back to Greek Macedonia, which then became true and proud Macedonia.
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	*[[Romania]] – more [[Slavs]] who think they are [[Romans]]		*[[Romania]] – more [[Slavs]] who think they are [[Romans]]
	*[[Montenegro]] – more [[Slavs]] and [[Albania]]ns		*[[Montenegro]] – more [[Slavs]] and [[Albania]]ns
			*[[Slovenia]] – Femboy Nazis everywhere.


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imported>Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) at 23:59, 5 December 2015

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	*[[Bulgaria]] – more [[Slavs]] who got lost		*[[Bulgaria]] – more [[Slavs]] who got lost
	*[[Romania]] – more [[Slavs]] who think they are [[Romans]]		*[[Romania]] – more [[Slavs]] who think they are [[Romans]]
	*[[Montenegro]] – more [[Slavs]] and [[~~Albanians~~]]		*[[Montenegro]] – more [[Slavs]] and [[Albania]]ns

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imported>Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) at 23:17, 5 December 2015

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	'''The Balkans''' is a place synonymous with [[war]] and [[chaos]]. The tradition of '''Balkanization''' began with the [[Greeks]] who preferred tiny city-states to [[United States\|unity and the success it brings]]. The only time the Balkans had a sense of stability was during the reign of the [[Turkey\|Ottoman Empire]], but ~~they~~ made the mistake of not doing to the Greeks, Serbs, and Bulgarians what they did the [[Armenians]]. [[British\|Lord Byron]] and fellow [[Britfags]] then decided to help Greece gain independence because it was supposedly the birthday of democracy, but they soon realized that the Greeks [[Iraq\|don't give a damn about democracy]]. For a country often associated with democracy, modern Greece ~~sent~~ most of its history as a monarchy and a military junta (and don't forget about the [[Riots#Greece_2010\|riots]]).		'''The Balkans''' is a place synonymous with [[war]] and [[chaos]]. The tradition of '''Balkanization''' began with the [[Greeks]] who preferred tiny city-states who squabbled constantly to [[United States\|unity and the success it brings (lol)]]. The only time the Balkans had a sense of stability was during the reign of the [[Turkey\|Ottoman Empire]], but the dirty Turks made the mistake of not doing to the Greeks, Serbs, and Bulgarians what they did for the [[Armenians]]. [[British\|Lord Byron]] and fellow [[Britfags]] then decided to help Greece gain independence because it was supposedly the pink-sparkly birthday of democracy, but they soon realized that the Greeks [[Iraq\|don't give a damn about democracy]]. For a country often associated with democracy, modern Greece spent most of its recent history as a monarchy and a military junta (and don't forget about the [[Riots#Greece_2010\|riots]]).
	The name '''The Balkans''' came from a misplaced German, August Zeune, who attempted to study Geography and failed, defined it in 1808 to describe areas that were totally fucked up under Turkish [[Buttsex]] rule.

			The name '''The Balkans''' came from a misplaced German, August Zeune, who attempted to study Geography and failed, defined it in 1808 to describe areas that were totally fucked up under Turkish [[Buttsex]] rule. So much that's broken in our modern world was invented by [[France\|Faggy French]] (like, say, the creaky old term "Levant" for the [[Middle East]]) or [[Anal\|Repressed German]] academics.

	Today, the Balkans are made up of the following countries:		Today, the Balkans are made up of the following countries:

imported>Kneidell at 19:55, 30 November 2014

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imported>Kneidell at 19:55, 30 November 2014

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	'''The Balkans''' is a place synonymous with [[war]] and [[chaos]]. The tradition of '''Balkanization''' began with the [[Greeks]] who preferred tiny city-states to [[United States\|unity and the success it brings]]. The only time the Balkans had a sense of stability was during the reign of the [[Turkey\|Ottoman Empire]], but they made the mistake of not doing to the Greeks, Serbs, and Bulgarians what they did the [[Armenians]]. [[British\|Lord Byron]] and fellow [[Britfags]] then decided to help Greece gain independence because it was supposedly the birthday of democracy, but they soon realized that the Greeks [[Iraq\|don't give a damn about democracy]]. For a country often associated with democracy, modern Greece sent most of its history as a monarchy and a military junta (and don't forget about the [[Riots#Greece_2010\|riots]]).		'''The Balkans''' is a place synonymous with [[war]] and [[chaos]]. The tradition of '''Balkanization''' began with the [[Greeks]] who preferred tiny city-states to [[United States\|unity and the success it brings]]. The only time the Balkans had a sense of stability was during the reign of the [[Turkey\|Ottoman Empire]], but they made the mistake of not doing to the Greeks, Serbs, and Bulgarians what they did the [[Armenians]]. [[British\|Lord Byron]] and fellow [[Britfags]] then decided to help Greece gain independence because it was supposedly the birthday of democracy, but they soon realized that the Greeks [[Iraq\|don't give a damn about democracy]]. For a country often associated with democracy, modern Greece sent most of its history as a monarchy and a military junta (and don't forget about the [[Riots#Greece_2010\|riots]]).
	The name '''The Balkans''' came from a misplaced German, August Zeune, who attempted to study Geography and failed, defined it in 1808 to describe areas that were totally fucked up under Turkish [[Buttsex]] rule.		The name '''The Balkans''' came from a misplaced German, August Zeune, who attempted to study Geography and failed, defined it in 1808 to describe areas that were totally fucked up under Turkish [[Buttsex]] rule.
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	*[[Greece]] – the most misunderstood country in the region. They are empire-cravers, not democrats. They would like nothing better than to recreate the Byzantine Empire and be the majority in control rather than a minority buttraped by Turks.		*[[Greece]] – the most misunderstood country in the region. They are empire-cravers, not democrats. They would like nothing better than to recreate the Byzantine Empire and be the majority in control rather than a minority buttraped by Turks.
	*[[Albania]] – Misplaced [[Muslims]] ~~who~~ main exports are armed rebellions and civil unrest. The chief importers of these Albanian products are its loving neighbors Serbia and Fyromia.		*[[Albania]] – Misplaced [[Muslims]] whose main exports are armed rebellions and civil unrest. The chief importers of these Albanian products are its loving neighbors Serbia and Fyromia.
	*[[Serbia]] – Slavs kicked out of Russia. They are known for [[Genocide\|ethically cleansing]] Croats and Albanians.		*[[Serbia]] – Slavs kicked out of Russia. They are known for [[Genocide\|ethically cleansing]] Croats and Albanians.
	*[[Kosovo]] – The part of [[Serbia]] that told them to fuck themselves.		*[[Kosovo]] – The part of [[Serbia]] that told them to fuck themselves.