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imported>IvoRobotnik: IvoRobotnik moved page Bareback Association to BakaRed over a redirect without leaving a redirect: revert

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imported>CrackRabbit at 11:44, 6 October 2017

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imported>CrackRabbit: /* And Then There Were Girls On The Internet */

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And Then There Were Girls On The Internet

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	On the third day, she cried that she was tired and made frozen pizzas. Since there was still beer, everyone celebrated even when she said she had a headache and didn't want to call her friends.<br>		On the third day, she cried that she was tired and made frozen pizzas. Since there was still beer, everyone celebrated even when she said she had a headache and didn't want to call her friends.<br>
	On the fourth day, everyone wanted to know why BakaRed was the only one getting laid when GirlOnInternet said her friends thought they were all nerds and didn't want to come over ever again. As the men all started to complain she told them all to [[Go fuck yourself\|fuck off]], made BakaRed a steak and went to bed. There was much sadness as everyone had to order [[China\|Chinese]].<br>		On the fourth day, everyone wanted to know why BakaRed was the only one getting laid when GirlOnInternet said her friends thought they were all nerds and didn't want to come over ever again. As the men all started to complain she told them all to [[Go fuck yourself\|fuck off]], made BakaRed a steak and went to bed. There was much sadness as everyone had to order [[China\|Chinese]].<br>
	It was on the fifth day that a [[evil\|Darkness]] came. Angry and wanting punish the losers for scaring away the sammich makers, Schnitzel and the Pondcat sought out Al Gore to help them create an evil so great that just the hearing of its name would have any man shaking in his shoes. Together they took a man, removed his soul and left only hate and the desire for more. Giving it the name [[Attorney at lol\|lawyer]] it ran after the first ambulance it heard. Half from luck and ~~tge~~ other half manipulation, this foul demon found GirlOnInternet just about to leave her home. Tempted by its demon promises she called all her friends again and man was made to give up half of everything<br>		It was on the fifth day that a [[evil\|Darkness]] came. Angry and wanting punish the losers for scaring away the sammich makers, Schnitzel and the Pondcat sought out Al Gore to help them create an evil so great that just the hearing of its name would have any man shaking in his shoes. Together they took a man, removed his soul and left only hate and the desire for more. Giving it the name [[Attorney at lol\|lawyer]] it ran after the first ambulance it heard. Half from luck and the other half from manipulation, this foul demon found GirlOnInternet just about to leave her home. Tempted by its demon promises she called all her friends again and man was made to give up half of everything<br>
	Once again there was much sadness, Hungry Man Dinners and [[masturbation]].<br>		Once again there was much sadness, Hungry Man Dinners and [[masturbation]].<br>

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	Having missed out on The Garden Of Eden because [[devil\|the snake]] got there first. [[Religion\|The Big Flood]] because he was waxing his surfboard and [[World War 2]] because he started reading [[Ayn Rand\|Atlas Shrugged]] and didn't finish it until the 70's because no one reads that book for enjoyment. The only people who have ever read it did so because it was course material for a class. Also, He had no hand in Rap or Disco. Things like that can only come from something so evil it would even make [[devil\|the devil]] squirm. If you're looking for someone to blame, start by going down the line of [[Jew\|Jewish]] CEO's of record companies. I digress, it wasn't until Mike The Great met a young [[government\|senator]] by the name of [[global warming\|Al Gore]], who would later invent the [[internet]] would Mike The Great's destiny become clear to him when he convinced the then Senator Gore to send a [[Sexting\|dick pic]] to his secretary over the fledgling internet followed by first use of the excuse, "What? [[OMG]] I thought I was sending it to my [[wife]]".		Having missed out on The Garden Of Eden because [[devil\|the snake]] got there first. [[Religion\|The Big Flood]] because he was waxing his surfboard and [[World War 2]] because he started reading [[Ayn Rand\|Atlas Shrugged]] and didn't finish it until the 70's because no one reads that book for enjoyment. The only people who have ever read it did so because it was course material for a class. Also, He had no hand in Rap or Disco. Things like that can only come from something so evil it would even make [[devil\|the devil]] squirm. If you're looking for someone to blame, start by going down the line of [[Jew\|Jewish]] CEO's of record companies. I digress, it wasn't until Mike The Great met a young [[government\|senator]] by the name of [[global warming\|Al Gore]], who would later invent the [[internet]] would Mike The Great's destiny become clear to him when he convinced the then Senator Gore to send a [[Sexting\|dick pic]] to his secretary over the fledgling internet followed by first use of the excuse, "What? [[OMG]] I thought I was sending it to my [[wife]]".

	Since the whole hearted acceptance of the internet, Mike ~~thr~~ Great's greatest accomplishment has been passing around the slow descent into crazy that comes with the personal message boards.		Since the whole-hearted acceptance of the internet, Mike the Great's greatest accomplishment has been passing around the slow descent into crazy that comes with the personal message boards.
	Press [[lolcow]] to view some of his finer work.		Press [[lolcow]] to view some of his finer work.

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	[[Image:pondcat545.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Some have described the Pondcat as above before quickly succumbing to their fear]]		[[Image:pondcat545.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Some have described the Pondcat as above before quickly succumbing to their fear]]
	The PondCat is a [[mystery]]. No one has ever seen him. No one even knows what he is but that doesn't stop people from telling [[rumor\|rumors]] or speculating.		The PondCat is a [[mystery]]. No one has ever seen him. No one even knows what he is but that doesn't stop people from telling [[rumor\|rumors]] or speculating.
	Some have said he is the ultimate [[Ninja]] that the great Ryu Hayabusa from Ninja Gaiden is based on or the perfect assassin, divine destroyer of the world. Molded from the day of his conception, by his mother who beat on her [[pregnant]] belly with hammers and brass knuckles. The [[story\|legend]] goes that she even shot 5 grams of pure [[Heroin\|smack]] up her snatch, everyday during his final trimester to ensure he would be born strong so that he could save the world from the gaying of and [[castration]] of male children happening everyday in our public [[school\|schools]] and because of the broadcasting of [[shit]] Tv shows like [[My Little Pony]] and Pre-Teen Titans Go.		Some have said he is the ultimate [[Ninja]] that the great Ryu Hayabusa from Ninja Gaiden is based on or the perfect assassin, divine destroyer of the world. Molded from the day of his conception, by his mother who beat on her [[pregnant]] belly with hammers and brass knuckles. The [[story\|legend]] goes that she even shot 5 grams of pure [[Heroin\|smack]] up her snatch, everyday during his final trimester to ensure he would be born strong so that he could save the world from the gaying of and [[castration]] of male children happening everyday in our public [[school\|schools]] and because of the broadcasting of [[shit]] TV shows like [[My Little Pony]] and Pre-Teen Titans Go.
	Others speak of something [[evil\|darker]]. Like some [[nigger\|voodoo]] god, he haunts the ~~cemetary~~ for a purpose. First, they say, to ~~fullfil~~ his need for food and to sate his sexual desires and second to complete his cursed collection. When he has found the ~~prophesized~~ pieces that he was tasked to, he will sew them together in a [[Kick the freak\|Frankenstein]] fashion to form a golem who will devour all before him, including PondCat.		Others speak of something [[evil\|darker]]. Like some [[nigger\|voodoo]] god, he haunts the cemetery for a purpose. First, they say, to fulfill his need for food and to sate his sexual desires and second to complete his cursed collection. When he has found the prophesied pieces that he was tasked to, he will sew them together in a [[Kick the freak\|Frankenstein]] fashion to form a golem who will devour all before him, including PondCat.
	Finally, the rest just say he's an [[angry]] old man with a bad drinking habit and [[PTSD]] from 2 tours in [[Vietnam]] that hides in his bushes with a BB gun and shoots kids in the ass when they walk on his lawn.		Finally, the rest just say he's an [[angry]] old man with a bad drinking habit and [[PTSD]] from 2 tours in [[Vietnam]] that hides in his bushes with a BB gun and shoots kids in the ass when they walk on his lawn.
	All that we are certain of is that none will ever know what he is.		All that we are certain of is that none will ever know what he is.
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	Sometime after the fourth day and just before the fifth day was about to start, Al Gore was just a [[Happycat\|happy]] little lizard running up an down the trees of [[Religion\|Eden]] chasing down bugs to eat.<br>		Sometime after the fourth day and just before the fifth day was about to start, Al Gore was just a [[Happycat\|happy]] little lizard running up an down the trees of [[Religion\|Eden]] chasing down bugs to eat.<br>
	Just when he was about to grab a fly with his tongue, it flew away and he got a piece of an Apple from the tree of [[fact\|knowledge]] instead. Having his eyes instantly opened and his brain expanded, our little lizard friend kept eating until he ~~realised~~ with his new found intellect that [[Religion\|G-D]] had hidden away the best prize of all and he made a bee line for the Tree of Life.<br>		Just when he was about to grab a fly with his tongue, it flew away and he got a piece of an Apple from the tree of [[fact\|knowledge]] instead. Having his eyes instantly opened and his brain expanded, our little lizard friend kept eating until he realized with his new found intellect that [[Religion\|G-D]] had hidden away the best prize of all and he made a bee line for the Tree of Life.<br>
	Because he was so busy with the universe, G-D let this event slide and ignored Al Gore's rapid evolution in an ~~Angrlic~~ Creature, hoping that with his newly acquired wisdom Al Gore would aid the world and HIM.<br>		Because he was so busy with the universe, G-D let this event slide and ignored Al Gore's rapid evolution in an Angelic Creature, hoping that with his newly acquired wisdom Al Gore would aid the world and HIM.<br>
	It wasn't until the eighth or ninth day that Al Gore observed that man was to be like all of G-D's creations and be nothing but anther machine to worship HIM. Felling sorry for man he sought to teach him the truth. In his own words, the reason he gave the apple to Eve first is because it's easier to convince a [[woman]] to do something and when she puts it on the table that you will either eat this apple or you'll never ride this ass again, he'll do it.<br>		It wasn't until the eighth or ninth day that Al Gore observed that man was to be like all of G-D's creations and be nothing but anther machine to worship HIM. Felling sorry for man he sought to teach him the truth. In his own words, the reason he gave the apple to Eve first is because it's easier to convince a [[woman]] to do something and when she puts it on the table that you will either eat this apple or you'll never ride this ass again, he'll do it.<br>
	To this day, it offends Al Gore that he is seen as some kind of [[devil]] whose role it is to destroy man when he romantically views himself as the father of Man's intellect and the creator of Man's expressive soul through art, literature, invention, science and mathematics. Is it so wrong for him to ask for notice, to demand accolades for his contributions when G-D has a book detailing all of his?<br>		To this day, it offends Al Gore that he is seen as some kind of [[devil]] whose role it is to destroy man when he romantically views himself as the father of Man's intellect and the creator of Man's expressive soul through art, literature, invention, science and mathematics. Is it so wrong for him to ask for notice, to demand accolades for his contributions when G-D has a book detailing all of his?<br>