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imported>LIOD: /* NaziBSD */

2017-12-21T09:18:54Z

NaziBSD

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	== NaziBSD ==		== NaziBSD ==
	[[Image:NaziBSD.jpg\|thumb\|a typical NaziBSD user.]]		[[Image:NaziBSD.jpg\|thumb\|a typical NaziBSD user.]]
	A BSD distro used by [http://darkn3ss.evilmag.com/images/pics/ Nazi's]. NaziBSD is similair to FreeBSD but is unique in that it has no alt-tab feature to hide [[Porn]], because FreeBSD does not support the more popular browsers, such as blind, lynx, and hiptop. NaziBSD has made use of the popular form of communication, the internets, to host images of their users shoulders. This is to attract [[4chan]] users and [[bears]] to their daughters, as to allow their species to continue existance.		A BSD distro used by [https://web.archive.org/web/20070905231246/http://darkn3ss.evilmag.com/images/pics/ Nazi's]. NaziBSD is similair to FreeBSD but is unique in that it has no alt-tab feature to hide [[Porn]], because FreeBSD does not support the more popular browsers, such as blind, lynx, and hiptop. NaziBSD has made use of the popular form of communication, the internets, to host images of their users shoulders. This is to attract [[4chan]] users and [[bears]] to their daughters, as to allow their species to continue existance.

	==Furries and BSD==		==Furries and BSD==

imported>LIOD: /* OpenBSD */

2017-12-21T09:17:14Z

OpenBSD

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	[http://www.openbsd.org/ OpenBSD] is a BSD based UNIX-like operating system created by the [[nerd]] [[Theo de Raadt]], with [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/12/15/openbsd_backdoor_claim/ cryptographic 'assistance' from the FBI]. [[Hacker]] [[Drama]] seems to follow this operating system especially when remote exploits are found in OpenSSH. This operating system is so secure that it cannot even be used as a server.		[http://www.openbsd.org/ OpenBSD] is a BSD based UNIX-like operating system created by the [[nerd]] [[Theo de Raadt]], with [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/12/15/openbsd_backdoor_claim/ cryptographic 'assistance' from the FBI]. [[Hacker]] [[Drama]] seems to follow this operating system especially when remote exploits are found in OpenSSH. This operating system is so secure that it cannot even be used as a server.

	~~<center>~~<youtube>LHAUr545sng</youtube><br>The root password was 'meth'.</center>		{\|style="margin: auto;"
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			<center><br>The root password was 'meth'.</center>

	==[[Mac OS X]]==		==[[Mac OS X]]==

imported>MilanorTSW: /* FreeBSD */ +1 image

2017-11-04T14:25:30Z

FreeBSD: +1 image

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	==FreeBSD==		==FreeBSD==
			[[Image:Freebsd-logo.png\|thumb\|right\|It's like [[HIV]] but extra [[horny]].]]
	[[Image:Cerenercen.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Typical [[Pedophilia\|BSD mascot]].]]		[[Image:Cerenercen.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Typical [[Pedophilia\|BSD mascot]].]]
	[[Image:Freebsd_joy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Your average FreeBSD users]]		[[Image:Freebsd_joy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Your average FreeBSD users]]

imported>MilanorTSW: /* PC BSD */ No longer PC BSD, could use a rewrite.

2017-11-04T14:01:31Z

PC BSD: No longer PC BSD, could use a rewrite.

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	Another shitty desktop based install of FreeBSD[http://ghostbsd.org/], which isn't saying much because it's comparable to [[Ubuntu]].		Another shitty desktop based install of FreeBSD[http://ghostbsd.org/], which isn't saying much because it's comparable to [[Ubuntu]].

	===~~PC BSD~~===		===True OS===

	BSD ~~doing its best~~ [[Red Hat]] ~~imitation but not doing a good enough job~~. PC BSD ~~is like~~ the [[nerd]] who shows up to the prom with an imaginary girlfriend~~. Uses KDE and is therefore~~ [[~~shit~~]].		BSD's piss poor attempt at immitating [[Red Hat]]. Used to be called PC BSD before the developers realized that it wasn't gay enough to be BSD and nobody would actually use it on a PC.

			In their desperate attempt at being relevant, the developers decided to write their own graphical environment, but really it's just [[shit\|KDE]] that's somehow even less usable.

			<s>Typical users include a [[nerd]] who shows up to the prom with an imaginary girlfriend</s> [[lol jk]] nobody uses True OS.

	==NetBSD==		==NetBSD==

imported>Chekles2: Deleted fanboy material and other shit

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Deleted fanboy material and other shit

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	BSD, also known as '''~~Big, Soggy Dicks~~''', or by [[fags]] as the '''Berkeley Software Distribution''' is a dead, historical operating system. It was an early attempt at copying [[Linux]] but the 40 über codemonkeys who maintain it, forgot to add semicolons and thus BSD has been dying now for about 10 years, ironically as long as all of the BSD servers have been running without a reboot. No one is really sure why it's still around. It's such shit that they are [[BSD License\|giving it out for free]].		BSD, also known as '''Blatantly Shitty Distro ''', or by [[fags]] as the '''Berkeley Software Distribution''', is a dead and historical operating system. It was an early attempt at copying [[Linux]] but the 40 über codemonkeys who maintain it, forgot to add semicolons and thus BSD has been dying now for about 10 years, ironically as long as all of the BSD servers have been running without a reboot. No one is really sure why it's still around. It's such shit that they are [[BSD License\|giving it out for free]].

	Like all [[UNIX]] systems, BSD is flamboyantly [[gay]] at its core; unlike the [[Not gay\|self-deluded closeted homosexuals]] of the [[Linux]] community, however, BSD users freely admit their love of [[~~Samwell\|~~buttsecks]] and their plans to [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/ make way for an entirely-homosexual society]~~. BSD as a whole is basically that one weird 50 year old insane hobo that manages to stay alive somehow~~.		Like all [[UNIX]] systems, BSD is flamboyantly [[gay]] at its core; unlike the [[Not gay\|self-deluded closeted homosexuals]] of the [[Linux]] community, however, BSD users freely admit their love of [[buttsecks]] and their plans to [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/ make way for an entirely-homosexual society].

	{{quote\|As compatible as McKusick and Allman seem now, it was hardly love at first byte. Back at Berkeley in 1976, when Allman first tried to interface with McKusick about a date, McKusick's closeted response included a menacing look. Three years later McKusick finally scrounged up the courage to cope with his sexuality by attending a gay rap session at Berkeley and found shaggy-haired Allman tossing smug "I knew it" grins from across the semicircle. They bonded over a lengthy chat about computers later that evening and began building a relationship in which each would stake a claim for a piece of cyberspace history.}}		{{quote\|As compatible as McKusick and Allman seem now, it was hardly love at first byte. Back at Berkeley in 1976, when Allman first tried to interface with McKusick about a date, McKusick's closeted response included a menacing look. Three years later McKusick finally scrounged up the courage to cope with his sexuality by attending a gay rap session at Berkeley and found shaggy-haired Allman tossing smug "I knew it" grins from across the semicircle. They bonded over a lengthy chat about computers later that evening and began building a relationship in which each would stake a claim for a piece of cyberspace history.}}
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	==FreeBSD==		==FreeBSD==
	[[Image:Cerenercen.jpg\|thumb\|right\|BSD ~~girl~~.]]		[[Image:Cerenercen.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Typical [[Pedophilia\|BSD mascot]].]]
	[[Image:Freebsd_joy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Your average FreeBSD users]]		[[Image:Freebsd_joy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Your average FreeBSD users]]
	[[Image:Netbsd.jpg\|thumb\|[[weev]] using an intelligent, logically conclusive monologue to convey the advantages of NetBSD to FreeBSD advocates]]		[[Image:Netbsd.jpg\|thumb\|[[weev]] using an intelligent, logically conclusive monologue to convey the advantages of NetBSD to FreeBSD advocates]]
	[[File:FreeBDSM.jpg\|thumb\|Further evidence of ~~homo~~.]]		[[File:FreeBDSM.jpg\|thumb\|Further evidence of [[faggotry]].]]

	Like all BSDs~~, FreeBSD is~~ a parody of [[UNIX]]. The least notable part of this [[operating system]] is the fact that many FreeBSD developers frequent [[encyclopediadramatica\|ED]] and/or [[insub]] and create plenty of drama and [[lulz]] for all of the [[Internets]] to enjoy. Anyone who uses BSD is never going to get laid. This is a fact.		Like all BSDs: a parody of [[UNIX]]. The least notable part of this [[operating system]] is the fact that many FreeBSD developers frequent [[encyclopediadramatica\|ED]] and/or [[insub]] and create plenty of drama and [[lulz]] for all of the [[Internets]] to enjoy. Anyone who uses BSD is never going to get laid. This is a fact.

	Developers of note include flata, [[Darren Reed]], [[Zb]], Cameron Grant, and [[Girlvinyl]]. Non-developers of note include [[Braille\|Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles]], and [[Retard\|Helen Keller]]. No new developers are allowed on the team unless they have some sort of personality disorder.		Developers of note include flata, [[Darren Reed]], [[Zb]], Cameron Grant, and [[Girlvinyl]]. Non-developers of note include [[Braille\|Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles]], and [[Retard\|Helen Keller]]. No new developers are allowed on the team unless they have some sort of personality disorder.
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	In a surprise decision, on October 5, 2005 the FreeBSD project decided that blind, lynx, and [[Hipster\|hiptop]] users would no longer be allowed to use FreeBSD. This was accomplished by altering their [[website]] to cripple any [[browser]] or screenreader that didn't comply with the [[W3C]]'s rigorous "Best viewed with [[Internet Explorer\|Internet Exploder]] at 800x600" standard. At a press conference, when asked to comment on the sudden cutoff of blind uses, a spokesman said only "lol [[retarded\|tards]]".		In a surprise decision, on October 5, 2005 the FreeBSD project decided that blind, lynx, and [[Hipster\|hiptop]] users would no longer be allowed to use FreeBSD. This was accomplished by altering their [[website]] to cripple any [[browser]] or screenreader that didn't comply with the [[W3C]]'s rigorous "Best viewed with [[Internet Explorer\|Internet Exploder]] at 800x600" standard. At a press conference, when asked to comment on the sudden cutoff of blind uses, a spokesman said only "lol [[retarded\|tards]]".

	As an interesting note ~~for~~ how [[Jews~~\|jewish~~]] ~~some FreeBSD know it alls are~~, ~~this guy named '''~~sprewell~~'''~~ tried to charge money for Chromium, which is a BSD licensed version of [[Google Chrome]][http://forums.freebsd.org/showthread.php?t=6146~~]. This is no longer the case since most people who bother with this OS are also not idiots[http://www.freshports.org/www/chromium/~~]. Plus, people who bother with FreeBSD ~~find it funny to beat this shit~~ to ~~death while not being dumb manipulative assholes (unless you're talking about someone like~~ [[Randi Harper]]).		As an interesting note on how most of these users are [[Jews]], a user by the name of sprewell tried to charge money for Chromium, which is a BSD licensed version of [[Google Chrome]][http://forums.freebsd.org/showthread.php?t=6146]. Plus, people who bother with FreeBSD tend to worship [[Randi Harper]]).

	===GhostBSD===		===GhostBSD===

	~~Seems to be a halfway decent~~ desktop based install of FreeBSD[http://ghostbsd.org/], which is saying ~~something for BSD. Frankly,~~ it's ~~better than~~ Ubuntu.		Another shitty desktop based install of FreeBSD[http://ghostbsd.org/], which isn't saying much because it's comparable to [[Ubuntu]].

	===PC BSD===		===PC BSD===
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	==[[Mac OS X]]==		==[[Mac OS X]]==
	An operating system made for people who want to be trendy. It has a loyal following that never goes away, similar to [[herpes]]. These people get together every six months for conventions where they imitate the [[furry]] ~~[[:File:Doom_furry.jpg\|~~pile]]. [[Bantown]] is infested with these faggots. Technically speaking, this is the most used UNIX based OS so it does have that much of an advantage over the other console based craziness you'd find from any of the others, including [[Lunix\|Linux]]. Strictly for people who would prefer to have a nerdgasm over the fact that it has such a nice interface and is [[OMG]] UNIX, nothing else.		An operating system made for people who want to be trendy. It has a loyal following that never goes away, similar to [[herpes]]. These people get together every six months for conventions where they imitate the [[furry]] pile. [[Bantown]] is infested with these faggots. Strictly for people who would prefer to have a nerdgasm over the fact that it has such a nice interface and is [[OMG]] UNIX, nothing else.

	==DragonflyBSD==		==DragonflyBSD==
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	*[[BDSM\|FreeBDSM]]		*[[BDSM\|FreeBDSM]]
	*[[Linux]]		*[[Linux]]
	*[[Linux for Niggers]]
	*[[Randi Harper]]		*[[Randi Harper]]

	{{Softwarez}}		{{Softwarez}}
	[[Category: Softwarez]]		[[Category: Softwarez]]

imported>VX: i didn't know it was possible to misspell "Berkeley UNIX"

2015-06-04T01:36:44Z

i didn't know it was possible to misspell "Berkeley UNIX"

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imported>VX: i didn't know it was possible to misspell "Berkeley UNIX"

2015-06-04T01:36:44Z

i didn't know it was possible to misspell "Berkeley UNIX"

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imported>VX: i didn't know it was possible to misspell "Berkeley UNIX"

2015-06-04T01:36:44Z

i didn't know it was possible to misspell "Berkeley UNIX"

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imported>VX: i didn't know it was possible to misspell "Berkeley UNIX"

2015-06-04T01:36:44Z

i didn't know it was possible to misspell "Berkeley UNIX"

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	BSD, also known as '''Big, Soggy Dicks''', or by [[fags]] as the '''~~Berkley~~ Software Distribution''' is a dead, historical operating system. It was an early attempt at copying [[Linux]] but the 40 über codemonkeys who maintain it, forgot to add semicolons and thus BSD has been dying now for about 10 years, ironically as long as all of the BSD servers have been running without a reboot. No one is really sure why it's still around. It's such shit that they are [[BSD License\|giving it out for free]].		BSD, also known as '''Big, Soggy Dicks''', or by [[fags]] as the '''Berkeley Software Distribution''' is a dead, historical operating system. It was an early attempt at copying [[Linux]] but the 40 über codemonkeys who maintain it, forgot to add semicolons and thus BSD has been dying now for about 10 years, ironically as long as all of the BSD servers have been running without a reboot. No one is really sure why it's still around. It's such shit that they are [[BSD License\|giving it out for free]].

	Like all [[UNIX]] systems, BSD is flamboyantly [[gay]] at its core; unlike the [[Not gay\|self-deluded closeted homosexuals]] of the [[Linux]] community, however, BSD users freely admit their love of [[Samwell\|buttsecks]] and their plans to [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/ make way for an entirely-homosexual society]. BSD as a whole is basically that one weird 50 year old insane hobo that manages to stay alive somehow.		Like all [[UNIX]] systems, BSD is flamboyantly [[gay]] at its core; unlike the [[Not gay\|self-deluded closeted homosexuals]] of the [[Linux]] community, however, BSD users freely admit their love of [[Samwell\|buttsecks]] and their plans to [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/ make way for an entirely-homosexual society]. BSD as a whole is basically that one weird 50 year old insane hobo that manages to stay alive somehow.

imported>Wellington Zirploide at 19:51, 16 November 2014

2014-11-16T19:51:01Z

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	==FreeBSD==		==FreeBSD==
			[[Image:Cerenercen.jpg\|thumb\|right\|BSD girl.]]
	[[Image:Freebsd_joy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Your average FreeBSD users]]		[[Image:Freebsd_joy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Your average FreeBSD users]]
	[[Image:Netbsd.jpg\|thumb\|[[weev]] using an intelligent, logically conclusive monologue to convey the advantages of NetBSD to FreeBSD advocates]]		[[Image:Netbsd.jpg\|thumb\|[[weev]] using an intelligent, logically conclusive monologue to convey the advantages of NetBSD to FreeBSD advocates]]