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[[Image:fagxila.jpg|thumb|right|130px|I WORKED HARD FOR MY HIGH LEVELS OF AUTHORITAH!!1]]

[[Faggot|Axila]], [[Tomgreen|Tom Green]]'s [[Paul_Fetch|Paul Fetch]], and "that faggot" is a Jew gay homophobe. Seriously, I can't make this shit up. Having spent many years as the [[Bullshit|leader]] of the [[Lulz|fight]] against [[Tom Green]], he now spends time [[Buttsex|performing channel takeovers]], [[fellatio]] on the dumpster-dwelling ircops, reminding people that they have been trolled, and perusing his favorite [[Wapanese|OMG KAWAII]]^__^ profiles at [[Gaia]]. His other hobbies include singing along to his favorite [[Britney Spears]] songs, huffing [[jenkem]], and tormenting [[IRC]] with unwanted pictures of what is believed to be a [[This_is_why_we_can%27t_have_nice_things|cock]]. Please note that the list does not include [[sex]] with men, because, although he is an actual living faggot, [[Christfag|Jesus told him not to hump dudes]]. He does, however, have an [[fag|internet boyfriend]] who [[so ronery|cybersexes]] him.

== [[Cocksucking_rampage|His Life Story]] ==

Just ask him. After a [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|half-hour long speech]] about why you fail, he'll eventually tell you anyway.

He was born [[Powerword|Dru Davidson]], a [[Poor|poor]] black person boy in [[France|France]], which explains his extreme niggerdry and [[Faggotry|faggotry]]. By the age of 8 he already knew that he was [[Brian_peppers|different]] from the other girls, in that he had a [[Vagina|penis]]. He vowed to use this horribly bent shaft to declare other people as faggots...[[DO_NOT_WANT|by writing their names on his penis]]. By the age of [[13-year-old_boy|12]] his [[HUEG|ears]] were already the size of dinner plates, well on their way to being roughly as floppy as his own [[Gross|genitalia]] during a [[Lesbian|lesbian]] [[Porn|porn]] movie. Often left alone by [[No_friends|his friends]], among other things, he used to stay in his [[Basement_dweller|bedroom]] for entire days masturbating furiously to the bestiality scenes in ''Freddy Got Fingered''.

After hearing about the [[buttsex|fun times]] in the Village People song "In the Navy," he decided to join the military. However, after realizing that he might break a nail on a US frigate, he opted for the [[hugbox|Army Reserve]]. After two years of being rejected for ass rape by bored 50 year old farmers, he [[fail|quit]].

At the age of 15, he began partaking in [[Goatse|"raids"]] against Tom Green and his old timey show T''om Green Live''. Because he had spent roughly [[At_least_100|84 years]] doing this, he was the [[Lie|oldest of oldfags]], he deserved more [[unwarranted_self_importance|respect]] than he got. Because as you surely must know, IRC is [[Serious_Fucking_Business|SRS FKN BSNS]]. To further [[MS_Paint|illustrate]]:

[[Image:Innernetfame.png|thumb|left|120px|Don't make me internet famous, bro! I'm a modest guy!]]

<Axila> [[ALL_CAPS|OMFG WHY DONT YOU BELIEVE ME I'VE WORKED HARD FOR MY HIGH LEVELS OF AUTHORITY BESTOWED UPON BY YOU]]

After the [[Irc|IRC]] channel hosting the raids was [[GTFO|CLOSED]] by the [[Nazi|friendly folks]] at [[Ghetto|Rizon]], Axila boldly [[Fap|took up the mantle]] despite the fact that Tom was on [[China|vacation]] and all the [[Raid|raiders]] had moved to [[Partyvan|another server]]. This was due to the fact that [[No_life|#tomgreen was his life]]. Not Tom Green raids, just
the [[Loser|IRC channel]]. And so, like a true [[Pedobear|predator]] with his sights set on sloppy seconds, Fagxila was quick to claim ownership of #tomgreen after IRCops [[Holocaust|purged]] the founders from [[Shit|Rizon]]. He's probably still furiously [[Masturbating|gloating]] over the fact this very moment, [[Fail|failing]], in typical Axila fashion, to notice that [[Dying_alone|no one hangs out in #tomgreen, evar]].

So now, at the age of 98, he's a very [[Michael_Jackson|shy young faggot]] with a vicious appetite for [[Cock]], but is too ashamed to [[Nudes|ask for it]] firsthand.

[[Image:Lolcocks.jpg|thumb|right|150px|OM NOMNOMNOM]]

== Current List of Crimes Against Humanity ==
*Being [[Irl|IRL]] [[Faggot|faggot]]
*Being a Jew
*Being born
*[[Unwarranted_self_importance|Constantly referring to himself in the third person.]]
*Having a veiny, weird [[Penis|penis]], and sending [[No|pics]] of it to people.
*Having problems with premature ejaculation. So he says.
*Hating [[Bill_Nye|Bill Nye]] and [[Watermelon|Fat Nigger Day]].
*[[The_Internet_is_serious_business|Taking internet as serious business.]]
*Getting nimp'd way [[Over_9000|too many times]].
*Enjoys watching [[Redneck|rednecks]] take [[NASCAR|left turns all day]].
*Preferring to have [[Aids|AIDS]] over being [[Fuck|undersexed]]. Of course he's [[Fail|both]].
*Being on [[Welfare|welfare]] (Seriously, he gets black person)
*Being an armpit. Look up what "axila" means.
*For [[Moar|more]], see photos.

[[Image:Axilascockforgb.jpg|thumb|right|175px|[[DO_NOT_WANT|DO NOT WANT]]]]

Also, he's that [[Nerd|kid]] in class who tells the teacher how much he enjoys the [[Fisting|homework]]. When [[Fucktards|Rizon IRCops]] [[Pwned|k-lined]] a bunch of people and went on a [[Zerg_rush|channel-closing rampage]], he was right behind them, thrusting [[Raep|ever-so-lovingly]].

== Lulzy Quotes ==
[[Image:Not-again-picard2.jpg|thumb|right|170px|Standard response to whatever shit Axila happens to be babbling about]].

*"I miss [[Lolcow|Axila]]" (He constantly refers to himself in the third person, [[Wtf|wtf]]?)
*"I'm just about [[Serious_business|srs bsns]]"
*[[Truth|"I'M SO GAY I SHIT DILDOS"]]
*"<[[Cockmongler|Axila]]> /r/ cock pic <[[Tits|Nicole]]> lol i dont have a cock <Axila> [[HUEG|mage's cock]] <Nicole> i don't have it :/ <Nicole> he sent me a [[Lies|fake link]] :P <Axila> [[Baw|oh shucks]]"
*"IRC is srs bsns and I must [[Fap|monitor]] it at all times. I take my [[Harbl|+ao]] seriously"
*"IRCOPS = GODS...[[Hugbox|Where would Rizon be]] without their [[Fail|wonderful]] OP team? I'm sure she made an honest mistake and [[Tits_or_gtfo|I thank her for her selfless work to the servers]]."
*"There's George Takei gay, and then there's you, Axila." - Maje

These are but a few of the [[Lulz|gems]] bestowed upon IRC by her majesty Fagxila. If [[Torture|you're into endless diatribes about how fail everyone is]] and how [[Pain|it's clearly everyone else who is wrong]], feel free to hop into [[Failure|#tomgreen]] on irc.rizon.net. Be forewarned that upon entrance, Axila will spam you with requests for cock pics while at the same time proclaiming his [[Faggotry|heterosexuality]].

== IRC logs (moar like lolgs, [[Amirite|amirite]]?)==

[15:48] -ChanServ- Information for channel #tomgreen:
[15:48] -ChanServ- Founder: Axila
[15:48] -ChanServ- Description: The Tom Green Show
[15:48] -ChanServ- [[Newfag|Registered: Jul 18 04:00:20 2008 EDT]]
[15:48] -ChanServ- Last topic: Tom Green is on vacation until the end of July. '''This is a serious
'''business chat. Discuss things of serious nature.'''
[15:48] -ChanServ- '''Topic set by: Axila'''
[15:48] -ChanServ- E-mail address: berylroll@hotmail.com (probably not real email)

<Axila|AFK> you're so delusional man
<Axila|AFK> [[BAW|You treated me like total shit in that chatroom just now]]
<Axila|AFK> [[Butthurt|And you have the nerve to PM me and say I'm the one with the ego/powertrip/cruel?]]
<Axila|AFK> No. Just no.
<Axila|AFK> [[Unwarranted_self_importance|I have absolutely no ego whatsoever, and any "powertrips" I go on
in the form of kicking people on IRC pale in comparison to anything you've ever done.]]

<Axila|AFK> [[LOL|OMG NOT FUNNY NO ONE IS LAUGHING]]
[[Image:Axila08.png|thumb|right|140px|LEAVE #TOMGREEN ALOOOOOOONE]]

<Axila> [[Livejournal|I wrote a 6 page blog about how you're a dick]]

<Axila> This is good practice for me
<Axila> [[Drama_whore|I love being hated]] for doing what I have to do
<Axila> It gets me hard

<Axila> Explain to me, specifically, why I was [[Banhammer|banned]]
<Axila> You trolled me, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say I got trolled, now it's all over. Why the ban?
<bobthejanitor> because you [[Emo|bawww constantly about not having ops in there]], then you retaliate
against me by removing access in unrelated chans
<bobthejanitor> you act like a [[Faggot|faggot]]
<bobthejanitor> and I don't allow shit like that in my chan

[[Image:Tgscreen.jpg|thumb|left|120px|Axila is also a fat nigger who enjoys [[Purple_drank|purple drank]], Roscoe's, and AIDS.]]
<&Sabrejack> [[LOLWUT|Axila's claim is that #tg was drama free until #bn showed up]]
<bobthejanitor> lol
<&Sabrejack> that you, bob, [[Facepalm|tried to steal #tg users for your own channel..]]
<@lamuerteviva> [[Truth|#tg was drama free until Axila showed up]]
<&Sabrejack> Axila was like "#tg was drama free for two years"
<&Sabrejack> I don't remember any fucking Axila two years ago.
<bobthejanitor> especially when he is the only person who invites #tg users to #bn
<@Maje> axila's definitely a newfag
<lucid> definitely
<&Sabrejack> the channel [[Fact|hasn't even existed for two years.]]

<Axila> I've been in this chat [[orly|since 2006 when they started]] and GB was a nazi about colors in the chat

<anonicole> hey [[Faggotry|axila]] is asking me for pics of your cock lawl
<Maje> lolol

Immediately after taking over #tomgreen Axila pm's a channel admin during a cocksucking rampage:
<Axila> you're a stupid bitch and I hope you die of AIDS
<Axila> Enjoy not having access on #tomgreen
<anonicole> wow.
<anonicole> butthurt much?
<Axila> what would I be butthurt about, sweetheart?
<anonicole> in case you haven't figured it out yet, pumpkin, i could not give less of a shit about access or lack thereof
<anonicole> in fact, i left you and this conversation there HOURS ago
<Axila> Oh I know bb! You don't care about #tomgreen, therefore your access was deleted, so how am I butthurt?
<Axila> [[No|I bet we could be best of friends IRL.]]
<anonicole> you're the one who went out of your way to pm me about it hours later, faggot.
<anonicole> it must be painful to fail at everything as hard as you do. kthxbai

<Maje> Axila wants to know if you're on the rag
<anonicole> no, i just think [[Special_Education|he is the biggest motherfucking retard since the kid from life goes on]]

<Axila> this sounds extremely gay
<Axila> but when I get older I really want to be a HS choir director, or a HS teacher, [[pedophile|something along those lines]]

== High Levels of Authority are SO cash ==
[[Image:AxilaSOcash.jpg|thumb|right|High Levels of Authority are [[SO_cash|SO Cash]].]]
Hey Faggots,

My name is Axila, and I have higher levels of authority than every single one of you. All of you are un-opped, internet famous, trolled faggots who spend every second of their day chatting instead of raiding [[Tom_Green|Tom Green]]. You are everything bad in #tomgreen. Honestly, have any of you ever trolled Tom? I mean, I guess it's fun talking about your personal lives because of your own fail calls, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Bob's LiveJournal channel.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was in the Army, and now an unemployed security guard. What jobs have you had, other than "jack off to my gb <3's #billnye cock pic"? I also have high levels of authority, and have a banging hot @ (ChanServ just opped me; Shit was SO trolled). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my high levels of authority

== [[YouTube|JewTube]] Evidence of Faggotry==
* You think I was kidding about his Britney [[Fanboy|worship]]? Wait for the chorus:
<center><youtube>DUGWSVz31kw</youtube> </center> 

* [[Attention_whore|Axila]] inquires about his finer qualities:
<center><youtube>qZHzHizj9hE</youtube> </center> 

* But I don't wanna be [[Internet_celebrity|INTERNET FAMOUS]] :(
<center><youtube>QftgXJcuOzk</youtube> </center> 

* Axila went and picked up his welfare check today.
<center><youtube>l4LDv4IkqnQ</youtube> </center> 

* Are you asking Axila if he is Jewish?
<center><youtube>XH72nDdhjBw</youtube> </center> 

*Axila finally gives up the fight against the old #tomgreen raiders:
<center><youtube>V0hYLZ0EjD8</youtube> </center> 

==Gallery of Faggotry==
{{cg||Axila moar like Fagxila amirite|center|<gallery>
Image:Ohexploitable.jpg|[[Oh_exploitable|Oh, exploitable]]
Image:Furxila.jpg|JESUS CHRIST ITS A FAGGOT GET IN THE CAR!
Image:AxilaCrusher.jpg|[[card_crusher|Card Crusher]] Fagxila
Image:Axilaskypeet7.jpg
Image:Dangxila.jpg|He wants to be a cop
Image:Axilacocker.png|leave #tomgreen ALOOOOONE
Image:Lolcocks.jpg|A typical meal for Axila
Image:Innernetfame.png
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Axila05.jpg|Many a cock have been in that gaping maw
Image:Axila01.jpg|It's a [[Trap|TRAP]]!
Image:Fagxila.jpg
Image:Axila04.jpg|He almost seems straight... almost
Image:Axila06.jpg|WHAR DA HOOD AT?
Image:Efgaxila.jpg|^TROLL'D LOL
Image: Axiloatse.jpg|[[Goatse|Axiloatse]]
Image:Axilascockforgb.jpg|Axila's VEINY pen0r
Image:Axila.jpg|And he thinks he doesn't look like a flaming homosexual
Image:Tonyaxila.jpg|Axila ate too many cocks and was fat
Image:Suddenlycockseverywhere.jpg|COCKS EVERYWHERE
Image:Dasjuden.JPG|This is a drawn representation of Axila
Image:Trollaxilaps9.png|He always gives sound advice
Image:Axbling.gif|Hey grrrrl
Image:Ysosrs.jpg|SRS FKN BSNS
Image:Homoaxilasex.jpg|Axila loves homo sex. It's GR-R-R-R-REAT!
Image:Poyrate.jpg|Axila being his usual [[Pirate#Ass_Pirates|ass pirate]] self
Image:Axilagreen.jpg|[[OH_SHI-|OH SHI-]] YOU GOT TROLLED
Image:Loljon.jpg|He the same nigga from Glenwood
Image:Wheniwasowner.jpg|EVERYONE LEFT THE SERVER
Image:Usarmy.jpg|ENLIST NAO!
Image:axilamachinecode.png|I wish. Typical Axila behavior.
Image:axilagajin.jpg
Image:AxilaOver9000.jpg|Two words: Bacon saving.
Image:AxilaSOcash.jpg|[[SO_cash|SO cash]]
</gallery>
|}}

== See Also ==
*[[Faggotry|Faggotry]]
*[[Tomgreen]]
*[[Unwarranted_self_importance|Unwarranted self-importance]]
*[[Lolcow]]
*[[Retard|Retard]]
*[[Newfag|Newfag]]
*[[You_are_doing_it_wrong|You are doing it wrong]]
*[[Epic_Fail|Epic Fail]]
*[[IRC|IRC]]
*[[Trolling|Trolling]]
*[[Serious_business|Serious Business]]
*[http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=SRGRGZO&key=QTD Is Axila hot or not?]
*[http://www.file-pasta.com/file/blahblahblah.swf +100 internets to #tomgreen user OnTheSub for this epic lulz]
 
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