Austin - Revision history

Crow caw: /* The People */

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The People

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	* Vegans		* Vegans
	* Fossil fuel lobbyists		* Fossil fuel lobbyists
	* [[Spics \| Spanish Americans]] (including, but not limited to: Cholos, Beaners, Wetbacks, Lawn Artists, Miggers, Paisas, Chili Chokers, and Border Bandits)		* [[Spics \| Spanish Americans]] (including, but not limited to: Cholos, Beaners, Wetbacks, Lawn Artists, Miggers, Paisas, Chili Chokers, and Border Bandits) who refuse to speak English or turn off their annoying loud music and all have the same fugly ass migrant hairstyle.
			* [[Islam\|Mudslime]] migrants from West [[Africa\|Apefreakcum]]
	* [[Niggers \| Antique Farm Equipment]]		* [[Niggers \| Antique Farm Equipment]]
	* [[Azns \| Viet-Cong]]		* [[Azns \| Viet-Cong]]
			* [[Conspiracy theorists]]

	== Culture ==		== Culture ==

Crow caw: /* In Politics */ fuck Jerome McCollom. He can go to hell!

2026-06-05T15:58:59Z

In Politics: fuck Jerome McCollom. He can go to hell!

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	* '''Norma McCorvey:''' a.k.a. '''Jane Roe''' of ''[[Abortion \| Roe vs. Wade]]''. Long time supporter of [[Vagoo \| pussy]] control. [[Women \| Changed her mind]] in 1994.		* '''Norma McCorvey:''' a.k.a. '''Jane Roe''' of ''[[Abortion \| Roe vs. Wade]]''. Long time supporter of [[Vagoo \| pussy]] control. [[Women \| Changed her mind]] in 1994.
	* '''Madalyn Murray O'Hair:''' founded ''American [[Atheists]]'' and is now sucking Hitchens' cock in hell after Matt Dillahunty sent a hitman to assassinate her so he could become the new supreme leader of the [[cult\|organisation]].		* '''Madalyn Murray O'Hair:''' founded ''American [[Atheists]]'' and is now sucking Hitchens' cock in hell after Matt Dillahunty sent a hitman to assassinate her so he could become the new supreme leader of the [[cult\|organisation]].
			* '''[[Jerome McCollom]]''': He actually lives in [[Milwaukee]] but pretends to have visited Austin at one point just because he is a militant atheist troll who wants the entire nation to become a one-party [[democrat]] state where all religions are banned. Jerome would be right at home in [[North Korea]]!
	* '''[[Elton John\|Elton Musk]]''': the tax-evading grifter who fled [[Africa\|Apefreakcum]] purely as a political attention whoring stunt.		* '''[[Elton John\|Elton Musk]]''': the tax-evading grifter who fled [[Africa\|Apefreakcum]] purely as a political attention whoring stunt.

Crow caw: /* Trolling Austinintes */

2026-03-23T07:27:16Z

Trolling Austinintes

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	* Three words: [[Rick Perry\|Rick Motherfuckin' Perry]]		* Three words: [[Rick Perry\|Rick Motherfuckin' Perry]]
	* Suggest that the Barton Springs watershed be developed.		* Suggest that the Barton Springs watershed be developed.
	* Insist that the title, "Live Music Capitol of the World" belongs to another city.		* Insist that the title, "Live Music Capitol of the World" belongs to another city. Bonus points if that city is [[Nashville]] and you mention sexy blonde country girls live there.
	* Remind them that [[Senator Barack Hussein Obama\|Barack Obama]] is only half black person.		* Remind them that [[Senator Barack Hussein Obama\|Barack Obama]] is only half black person.
	* Be anti-abortion		* Be anti-abortion

Crow caw: /* The People */

2026-03-23T07:24:48Z

The People

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	* [[Hippies \| Old Hippies]] / [[Yuppie \| Techno-Hippies]] / [[Raver \| Raver Hippies]] / [[Homeless \| Crusty Hippies]].		* [[Hippies \| Old Hippies]] / [[Yuppie \| Techno-Hippies]] / [[Raver \| Raver Hippies]] / [[Homeless \| Crusty Hippies]].
	* [[Hipsters]] can be spotted pretty much fucking everywhere (usually on those faggy, cunting scooters) except for Montopolis and Rundberg.		* [[Hipsters]] can be spotted pretty much fucking everywhere (usually on those faggy, cunting scooters) except for Montopolis and Rundberg.
	* [[Frat \| College students]] can be seen stuffed into CrapMetro buses, [[Bukkake \| guzzling]] [[Java \| coffee]] at Starbucks while pretending to study (really: [[YouPorn]] and CuntBook), and holding up the line at [[7-11]] with their frequent [[Poverty \| Pabst and Maruchan]] purchases.		* [[Frat \| College students]] can be seen stuffed into CrapMetro buses (they wouldn't be crap if the damn government spent more money on them instead of useless highway expansions!), [[Bukkake \| guzzling]] [[Java \| coffee]] at Starbucks while pretending to study (really: [[YouPorn]] and CuntBook), and holding up the line at [[7-11]] with their frequent [[Poverty \| Pabst and Maruchan]] purchases.
	* Although [[Homosexuality \| The Gays]] keep their [[Perez Hilton \| glory-holing]] restricted to West 4th St. they can be [[Fisted \| spotted]] all over Austin.		* Although [[Homosexuality \| The Gays]] keep their [[Perez Hilton \| glory-holing]] restricted to West 4th St. they can be [[Fisted \| spotted]] all over Austin.
	* [[Stoner]]s also are everywhere in Austin alongside their somehow more degenerate K2 smokers.		* [[Stoner]]s also are everywhere in Austin alongside their somehow more degenerate K2 smokers.
			* Militant [[atheists]] who never leave their basements.
			* Vegans
			* Fossil fuel lobbyists
	* [[Spics \| Spanish Americans]] (including, but not limited to: Cholos, Beaners, Wetbacks, Lawn Artists, Miggers, Paisas, Chili Chokers, and Border Bandits)		* [[Spics \| Spanish Americans]] (including, but not limited to: Cholos, Beaners, Wetbacks, Lawn Artists, Miggers, Paisas, Chili Chokers, and Border Bandits)
	* [[Niggers \| Antique Farm Equipment]]		* [[Niggers \| Antique Farm Equipment]]

Crow caw: /* Trolling Austinintes */

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Trolling Austinintes

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	* Hint at having recently relocated from California.		* Hint at having recently relocated from California.
	* Vote Republican.		* Vote Republican.
			* Adhere to any religion that is not [[cringe\|militant atheism]]
	* Tell them Whole Foods Market [[sold out]] to [[The Man\|corporate America]].		* Tell them Whole Foods Market [[sold out]] to [[The Man\|corporate America]].
	* Say ''any'' other state is better than Texas. Bonus points for mentioning [[Florida]], [[New York]], or especially [[Oklahoma]].		* Say ''any'' other state is better than Texas. Bonus points for mentioning [[Florida]], [[New York]], or especially [[Oklahoma]].

Crow caw: /* Trolling Austinintes */

2026-01-25T19:05:54Z

Trolling Austinintes

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	* Support building [[Communism\|trains]] instead of [[Stupid\|one moar highway lane, bro!]]		* Support building [[Communism\|trains]] instead of [[Stupid\|one moar highway lane, bro!]]
	* Ask them if they've ever heard of [[traffic\|induced demand]]		* Ask them if they've ever heard of [[traffic\|induced demand]]
			* Tell the [[spics]] to SPEAK ENGLISH!!!
	* Remind them of how local hero Lance Armstrong [http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/more_sport/cycling/article4232249.ece dabbled] in anabolic steroids, before [http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,306796,00.html whoring around] on his first wife who had supported him through his battle with [[Lulz \| testicular cancer]] but then used witchcraft to give his whore breast cancer.		* Remind them of how local hero Lance Armstrong [http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/more_sport/cycling/article4232249.ece dabbled] in anabolic steroids, before [http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,306796,00.html whoring around] on his first wife who had supported him through his battle with [[Lulz \| testicular cancer]] but then used witchcraft to give his whore breast cancer.
	* Tell them you live in The Domian, Mueller, or The Triangle, and that you'd like to see more of Austin developed in the same way.		* Tell them you live in The Domian, Mueller, or The Triangle, and that you'd like to see more of Austin developed in the same way.

Crow caw: /* In Politics */

2026-01-25T19:05:12Z

In Politics

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	* '''Leslie Cochran:''' [[homeless]] [[Trap \| transvestite]] [[Fag \| faggot]] and male thong model. Leslie is a 3-time candidate for [http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/column?oid=oid%3A149293 mayor], having once earned 8% of the city's vote. It prefers to be called [[Lie \| a man]], hangs around 6th & Congress during the day, and if you ask nicely, it'll even come to [[Circle jerk \| your house party]]. Giving in to Leslie's request for a hug is known to transmit a mutated strain of [[AIDS]] that, before killing you, turns you into a a [[homeless]] cross-dresser. In this way, Leslie can be thought of as a [[Twilight \| queer vampire]].		* '''Leslie Cochran:''' [[homeless]] [[Trap \| transvestite]] [[Fag \| faggot]] and male thong model. Leslie is a 3-time candidate for [http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/column?oid=oid%3A149293 mayor], having once earned 8% of the city's vote. It prefers to be called [[Lie \| a man]], hangs around 6th & Congress during the day, and if you ask nicely, it'll even come to [[Circle jerk \| your house party]]. Giving in to Leslie's request for a hug is known to transmit a mutated strain of [[AIDS]] that, before killing you, turns you into a a [[homeless]] cross-dresser. In this way, Leslie can be thought of as a [[Twilight \| queer vampire]].
	* '''[[Matt Dillahunty]]''': an obese militant [[atheist]] propagandist and a racist who hates [[Japan]] for hurting his snowflake feelings. He host the ''Atheist Experience'' propaganda show with his [[hipster]] colleague Seth Andrews in [[San Francisco]] thousands of kilometres away. The show consists mostly of them hating [[Japs]] and jerking off to fan art of their lord and saviour [[Christopher Hitchens]] sucking cocks in hell. Matt also served as state director for American [[Atheists]] until fellow fatass and closet [[Satanist]] Aron Ra replaced him.		* '''[[Matt Dillahunty]]''': an obese militant [[atheist]] propagandist and a racist who hates [[Japan]] for hurting his snowflake feelings. He host the ''Atheist Experience'' propaganda show with his [[hipster]] colleague Seth Andrews in [[San Francisco]] thousands of kilometres away. The show consists mostly of them hating [[Japs]] and jerking off to fan art of their lord and saviour [[Christopher Hitchens]] sucking cocks in hell. Matt also served as state director for American [[Atheists]] until fellow fatass and closet [[Satanist]] Aron Ra replaced him.
			* [[Lawyer\|Andrew Seidel]] - same as Matt Dillahunty, except terminally on social media angrily raging about the very existence of religion and addicted to filing frivolous lawsuits against cemeteries that display crosses on graves.
			* [[Fugly\|David C. Wells]] - same as Andrew Seidel, except also obsessed with abortion.
	* '''Kinky Friedman:''' Jewboy, retired [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/08/19/sunday/main788935_page2.shtml punk-rocker] (no [[lie]]!), and [[Fail \| failed]] politician.		* '''Kinky Friedman:''' Jewboy, retired [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/08/19/sunday/main788935_page2.shtml punk-rocker] (no [[lie]]!), and [[Fail \| failed]] politician.
	* It is rumored that '''The Anti-Christ''' will come from Austin, probably from UT's Electrical Engineering school.		* It is rumored that '''The Anti-Christ''' will come from Austin, probably from UT's Electrical Engineering school.

Crow caw: /* Trolling Austinintes */

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Trolling Austinintes

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	* Be anti-abortion		* Be anti-abortion
	* Be pro-gun		* Be pro-gun
			* Insist that [[Portland]] is weirder than Austin.
	* Ask if they care about any political issues other than the holy trinity of abortion, gun control, or the January 6th bullshit.		* Ask if they care about any political issues other than the holy trinity of abortion, gun control, or the January 6th bullshit.
	* Hint at your desire to relocate to Austin from [[California]].		* Hint at your desire to relocate to Austin from [[California]].

Crow caw: /* Famous Austinites */

2025-01-18T04:19:48Z

Famous Austinites

Crow caw: /* Trolling Austinintes */

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Trolling Austinintes

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	* Insist that the title, "Live Music Capitol of the World" belongs to another city.		* Insist that the title, "Live Music Capitol of the World" belongs to another city.
	* Remind them that [[Senator Barack Hussein Obama\|Barack Obama]] is only half black person.		* Remind them that [[Senator Barack Hussein Obama\|Barack Obama]] is only half black person.
			* Be anti-abortion
			* Be pro-gun
			* Ask if they care about any political issues other than the holy trinity of abortion, gun control, or the January 6th bullshit.
	* Hint at your desire to relocate to Austin from [[California]].		* Hint at your desire to relocate to Austin from [[California]].
	* Hint at having recently relocated from California.		* Hint at having recently relocated from California.

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	* '''Norma McCorvey:''' a.k.a. '''Jane Roe''' of ''[[Abortion \| Roe vs. Wade]]''. Long time supporter of [[Vagoo \| pussy]] control. [[Women \| Changed her mind]] in 1994.		* '''Norma McCorvey:''' a.k.a. '''Jane Roe''' of ''[[Abortion \| Roe vs. Wade]]''. Long time supporter of [[Vagoo \| pussy]] control. [[Women \| Changed her mind]] in 1994.
	* '''Madalyn Murray O'Hair:''' founded ''American [[Atheists]]'' and is now sucking Hitchens' cock in hell after Matt Dillahunty sent a hitman to assassinate her so he could become the new supreme leader of the [[cult\|organisation]].		* '''Madalyn Murray O'Hair:''' founded ''American [[Atheists]]'' and is now sucking Hitchens' cock in hell after Matt Dillahunty sent a hitman to assassinate her so he could become the new supreme leader of the [[cult\|organisation]].
			* '''[[Jerome McCollom]]''': He actually lives in [[Milwaukee]] but pretends to have visited Austin at one point just because he is a militant atheist troll who wants the entire nation to become a one-party [[democrat]] state where all religions are banned. Jerome would be right at home in [[North Korea]]!
	* '''[[Elton John\|Elton Musk]]''': the tax-evading grifter who fled [[Africa\|Apefreakcum]] purely as a political attention whoring stunt.		* '''[[Elton John\|Elton Musk]]''': the tax-evading grifter who fled [[Africa\|Apefreakcum]] purely as a political attention whoring stunt.

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	=== In Showbiz ===		=== In Showbiz ===
			* '''[[Amouranth]]:''' [[OnlyFans]] slut
	* '''Mike Judge:''' creator of [[Beavis and Butthead]], [[Hank Hill \| King of the Hill]], ''Office Space'', ''Idiocracy'', ''Silicon Valley'' and a various other shit that [[Nobody cares \| no one cares about]].		* '''Mike Judge:''' creator of [[Beavis and Butthead]], [[Hank Hill \| King of the Hill]], ''Office Space'', ''Idiocracy'', ''Silicon Valley'' and a various other shit that [[Nobody cares \| no one cares about]].
	* '''Matthew McConaughey:''' Claims to be an [[Homosexual epithets \| actor]] but is actually a rich [[stoner]] who lives his life in a purple haze of [[Stripper \| titty bars]], private beaches and Taco Cabanas - only venturing back to [[Shit \| The Real World]] often enough to hack out another romantic comedy, before picking up where he left off - living out every [[Breeder \| straight]] man's fantasy.		* '''Matthew McConaughey:''' Claims to be an [[Homosexual epithets \| actor]] but is actually a rich [[stoner]] who lives his life in a purple haze of [[Stripper \| titty bars]], private beaches and Taco Cabanas - only venturing back to [[Shit \| The Real World]] often enough to hack out another romantic comedy, before picking up where he left off - living out every [[Breeder \| straight]] man's fantasy. Failed 2022 gubernatorial candidate.
	* '''Stevie Ray Vaughan:''' whose [[HA HA HA, OH WOW \| helicopter-crash]] death pissed off the entire country because the original report of his death was mistakenly attributed to Phil Collins.		* '''Stevie Ray Vaughan:''' whose [[HA HA HA, OH WOW \| helicopter-crash]] death pissed off the entire country because the original report of his death was mistakenly attributed to Phil Collins.
	* '''O. Henry:''' Some fag poet who had a candy bar named after him.		* '''O. Henry:''' Some fag poet who had a candy bar named after him.
	* '''Sandra Bullock:''' who moved to Austin in search of the world's greatest taco supreme. She can be spotted around town wearing a scarf and oversized sunglasses, going by "Casandra Bollocks" and [[Lurk \| slinking]] around the upscale [[Spic \| Mexican]] restaurants of west Austin.		* '''Sandra Bullock:''' who moved to Austin in search of the world's greatest taco supreme and to evade taxes. She can be spotted around town wearing a scarf and oversized sunglasses, going by "Casandra Bollocks" and [[Lurk \| slinking]] around the upscale [[Spic \| Mexican]] restaurants of west Austin.
	* '''Kathy Valentine:''' bass guitarist for the [[Shit \| Go-Go's]]. [[Internets#Rumors_on_the_Internets \| Rumor has it]] she [[Lesbian \| votes for bush]].		* '''Kathy Valentine:''' bass guitarist for the [[Shit \| Go-Go's]]. [[Internets#Rumors_on_the_Internets \| Rumor has it]] she [[Lesbian \| votes for bush]].
	* '''Marcia [[Gay]] Harden'''		* '''Marcia [[Gay]] Harden'''
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	* '''Ann "Da Man" Richards:''' probably the most kick-ass governor of any state prior to [[The Governator \| Ah-Nuld]]. She [http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/09/18/ivins.richards/index.html?iref=newssearch died] in 2006 of a [[Rage \| rage]] stroke, probably pissed off at something her [[W \| successor]] did.		* '''Ann "Da Man" Richards:''' probably the most kick-ass governor of any state prior to [[The Governator \| Ah-Nuld]]. She [http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/09/18/ivins.richards/index.html?iref=newssearch died] in 2006 of a [[Rage \| rage]] stroke, probably pissed off at something her [[W \| successor]] did.
	* '''Leslie Cochran:''' [[homeless]] [[Trap \| transvestite]] [[Fag \| faggot]] and male thong model. Leslie is a 3-time candidate for [http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/column?oid=oid%3A149293 mayor], having once earned 8% of the city's vote. It prefers to be called [[Lie \| a man]], hangs around 6th & Congress during the day, and if you ask nicely, it'll even come to [[Circle jerk \| your house party]]. Giving in to Leslie's request for a hug is known to transmit a mutated strain of [[AIDS]] that, before killing you, turns you into a a [[homeless]] cross-dresser. In this way, Leslie can be thought of as a [[Twilight \| queer vampire]].		* '''Leslie Cochran:''' [[homeless]] [[Trap \| transvestite]] [[Fag \| faggot]] and male thong model. Leslie is a 3-time candidate for [http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/column?oid=oid%3A149293 mayor], having once earned 8% of the city's vote. It prefers to be called [[Lie \| a man]], hangs around 6th & Congress during the day, and if you ask nicely, it'll even come to [[Circle jerk \| your house party]]. Giving in to Leslie's request for a hug is known to transmit a mutated strain of [[AIDS]] that, before killing you, turns you into a a [[homeless]] cross-dresser. In this way, Leslie can be thought of as a [[Twilight \| queer vampire]].
	* '''[[Matt Dillahunty]]''': an obese militant [[atheist]] propagandist and a racist who hates [[Japan]] for hurting his snowflake feelings. He host the ''Atheist Experience'' propaganda show with his [[hipster]] colleague ''Seth Andrews'' in [[San Francisco]] thousands of kilometres away. The show consists mostly of them hating [[Japs]] and jerking off to fan art of their lord and saviour [[Christopher Hitchens]] sucking cocks in hell. Matt also served as state director for American [[Atheists]] until fellow fatass and closet [[Satanist]] Aron Ra replaced him.		* '''[[Matt Dillahunty]]''': an obese militant [[atheist]] propagandist and a racist who hates [[Japan]] for hurting his snowflake feelings. He host the ''Atheist Experience'' propaganda show with his [[hipster]] colleague Seth Andrews in [[San Francisco]] thousands of kilometres away. The show consists mostly of them hating [[Japs]] and jerking off to fan art of their lord and saviour [[Christopher Hitchens]] sucking cocks in hell. Matt also served as state director for American [[Atheists]] until fellow fatass and closet [[Satanist]] Aron Ra replaced him.
	* '''Kinky Friedman:''' Jewboy, retired [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/08/19/sunday/main788935_page2.shtml punk-rocker] (no [[lie]]!), and [[Fail \| failed]] politician.		* '''Kinky Friedman:''' Jewboy, retired [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/08/19/sunday/main788935_page2.shtml punk-rocker] (no [[lie]]!), and [[Fail \| failed]] politician.
	* It is rumored that '''The Anti-Christ''' will come from Austin, probably from UT's Electrical Engineering school.		* It is rumored that '''The Anti-Christ''' will come from Austin, probably from UT's Electrical Engineering school.