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	* Three words: [[Rick Perry\|Rick Motherfuckin' Perry]]		* Three words: [[Rick Perry\|Rick Motherfuckin' Perry]]
	* Suggest that the Barton Springs watershed be developed.		* Suggest that the Barton Springs watershed be developed.
	* Insist that the title, "Live Music Capitol of the World" belongs to another city.		* Insist that the title, "Live Music Capitol of the World" belongs to another city. Bonus points if that city is [[Nashville]] and you mention sexy blonde country girls live there.
	* Remind them that [[Senator Barack Hussein Obama\|Barack Obama]] is only half black person.		* Remind them that [[Senator Barack Hussein Obama\|Barack Obama]] is only half black person.
	* Be anti-abortion		* Be anti-abortion

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The People

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	* [[Hippies \| Old Hippies]] / [[Yuppie \| Techno-Hippies]] / [[Raver \| Raver Hippies]] / [[Homeless \| Crusty Hippies]].		* [[Hippies \| Old Hippies]] / [[Yuppie \| Techno-Hippies]] / [[Raver \| Raver Hippies]] / [[Homeless \| Crusty Hippies]].
	* [[Hipsters]] can be spotted pretty much fucking everywhere (usually on those faggy, cunting scooters) except for Montopolis and Rundberg.		* [[Hipsters]] can be spotted pretty much fucking everywhere (usually on those faggy, cunting scooters) except for Montopolis and Rundberg.
	* [[Frat \| College students]] can be seen stuffed into CrapMetro buses, [[Bukkake \| guzzling]] [[Java \| coffee]] at Starbucks while pretending to study (really: [[YouPorn]] and CuntBook), and holding up the line at [[7-11]] with their frequent [[Poverty \| Pabst and Maruchan]] purchases.		* [[Frat \| College students]] can be seen stuffed into CrapMetro buses (they wouldn't be crap if the damn government spent more money on them instead of useless highway expansions!), [[Bukkake \| guzzling]] [[Java \| coffee]] at Starbucks while pretending to study (really: [[YouPorn]] and CuntBook), and holding up the line at [[7-11]] with their frequent [[Poverty \| Pabst and Maruchan]] purchases.
	* Although [[Homosexuality \| The Gays]] keep their [[Perez Hilton \| glory-holing]] restricted to West 4th St. they can be [[Fisted \| spotted]] all over Austin.		* Although [[Homosexuality \| The Gays]] keep their [[Perez Hilton \| glory-holing]] restricted to West 4th St. they can be [[Fisted \| spotted]] all over Austin.
	* [[Stoner]]s also are everywhere in Austin alongside their somehow more degenerate K2 smokers.		* [[Stoner]]s also are everywhere in Austin alongside their somehow more degenerate K2 smokers.
			* Militant [[atheists]] who never leave their basements.
			* Vegans
			* Fossil fuel lobbyists
	* [[Spics \| Spanish Americans]] (including, but not limited to: Cholos, Beaners, Wetbacks, Lawn Artists, Miggers, Paisas, Chili Chokers, and Border Bandits)		* [[Spics \| Spanish Americans]] (including, but not limited to: Cholos, Beaners, Wetbacks, Lawn Artists, Miggers, Paisas, Chili Chokers, and Border Bandits)
	* [[Niggers \| Antique Farm Equipment]]		* [[Niggers \| Antique Farm Equipment]]

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	* Hint at having recently relocated from California.		* Hint at having recently relocated from California.
	* Vote Republican.		* Vote Republican.
			* Adhere to any religion that is not [[cringe\|militant atheism]]
	* Tell them Whole Foods Market [[sold out]] to [[The Man\|corporate America]].		* Tell them Whole Foods Market [[sold out]] to [[The Man\|corporate America]].
	* Say ''any'' other state is better than Texas. Bonus points for mentioning [[Florida]], [[New York]], or especially [[Oklahoma]].		* Say ''any'' other state is better than Texas. Bonus points for mentioning [[Florida]], [[New York]], or especially [[Oklahoma]].

Crow caw: /* Trolling Austinintes */

2026-01-25T19:05:54Z

Trolling Austinintes

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	* Support building [[Communism\|trains]] instead of [[Stupid\|one moar highway lane, bro!]]		* Support building [[Communism\|trains]] instead of [[Stupid\|one moar highway lane, bro!]]
	* Ask them if they've ever heard of [[traffic\|induced demand]]		* Ask them if they've ever heard of [[traffic\|induced demand]]
			* Tell the [[spics]] to SPEAK ENGLISH!!!
	* Remind them of how local hero Lance Armstrong [http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/more_sport/cycling/article4232249.ece dabbled] in anabolic steroids, before [http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,306796,00.html whoring around] on his first wife who had supported him through his battle with [[Lulz \| testicular cancer]] but then used witchcraft to give his whore breast cancer.		* Remind them of how local hero Lance Armstrong [http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/more_sport/cycling/article4232249.ece dabbled] in anabolic steroids, before [http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,306796,00.html whoring around] on his first wife who had supported him through his battle with [[Lulz \| testicular cancer]] but then used witchcraft to give his whore breast cancer.
	* Tell them you live in The Domian, Mueller, or The Triangle, and that you'd like to see more of Austin developed in the same way.		* Tell them you live in The Domian, Mueller, or The Triangle, and that you'd like to see more of Austin developed in the same way.

Crow caw: /* In Politics */

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In Politics

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	* '''Leslie Cochran:''' [[homeless]] [[Trap \| transvestite]] [[Fag \| faggot]] and male thong model. Leslie is a 3-time candidate for [http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/column?oid=oid%3A149293 mayor], having once earned 8% of the city's vote. It prefers to be called [[Lie \| a man]], hangs around 6th & Congress during the day, and if you ask nicely, it'll even come to [[Circle jerk \| your house party]]. Giving in to Leslie's request for a hug is known to transmit a mutated strain of [[AIDS]] that, before killing you, turns you into a a [[homeless]] cross-dresser. In this way, Leslie can be thought of as a [[Twilight \| queer vampire]].		* '''Leslie Cochran:''' [[homeless]] [[Trap \| transvestite]] [[Fag \| faggot]] and male thong model. Leslie is a 3-time candidate for [http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/column?oid=oid%3A149293 mayor], having once earned 8% of the city's vote. It prefers to be called [[Lie \| a man]], hangs around 6th & Congress during the day, and if you ask nicely, it'll even come to [[Circle jerk \| your house party]]. Giving in to Leslie's request for a hug is known to transmit a mutated strain of [[AIDS]] that, before killing you, turns you into a a [[homeless]] cross-dresser. In this way, Leslie can be thought of as a [[Twilight \| queer vampire]].
	* '''[[Matt Dillahunty]]''': an obese militant [[atheist]] propagandist and a racist who hates [[Japan]] for hurting his snowflake feelings. He host the ''Atheist Experience'' propaganda show with his [[hipster]] colleague Seth Andrews in [[San Francisco]] thousands of kilometres away. The show consists mostly of them hating [[Japs]] and jerking off to fan art of their lord and saviour [[Christopher Hitchens]] sucking cocks in hell. Matt also served as state director for American [[Atheists]] until fellow fatass and closet [[Satanist]] Aron Ra replaced him.		* '''[[Matt Dillahunty]]''': an obese militant [[atheist]] propagandist and a racist who hates [[Japan]] for hurting his snowflake feelings. He host the ''Atheist Experience'' propaganda show with his [[hipster]] colleague Seth Andrews in [[San Francisco]] thousands of kilometres away. The show consists mostly of them hating [[Japs]] and jerking off to fan art of their lord and saviour [[Christopher Hitchens]] sucking cocks in hell. Matt also served as state director for American [[Atheists]] until fellow fatass and closet [[Satanist]] Aron Ra replaced him.
			* [[Lawyer\|Andrew Seidel]] - same as Matt Dillahunty, except terminally on social media angrily raging about the very existence of religion and addicted to filing frivolous lawsuits against cemeteries that display crosses on graves.
			* [[Fugly\|David C. Wells]] - same as Andrew Seidel, except also obsessed with abortion.
	* '''Kinky Friedman:''' Jewboy, retired [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/08/19/sunday/main788935_page2.shtml punk-rocker] (no [[lie]]!), and [[Fail \| failed]] politician.		* '''Kinky Friedman:''' Jewboy, retired [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/08/19/sunday/main788935_page2.shtml punk-rocker] (no [[lie]]!), and [[Fail \| failed]] politician.
	* It is rumored that '''The Anti-Christ''' will come from Austin, probably from UT's Electrical Engineering school.		* It is rumored that '''The Anti-Christ''' will come from Austin, probably from UT's Electrical Engineering school.

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Trolling Austinintes

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	* Be anti-abortion		* Be anti-abortion
	* Be pro-gun		* Be pro-gun
			* Insist that [[Portland]] is weirder than Austin.
	* Ask if they care about any political issues other than the holy trinity of abortion, gun control, or the January 6th bullshit.		* Ask if they care about any political issues other than the holy trinity of abortion, gun control, or the January 6th bullshit.
	* Hint at your desire to relocate to Austin from [[California]].		* Hint at your desire to relocate to Austin from [[California]].

Crow caw: /* Famous Austinites */

2025-01-18T04:19:48Z

Famous Austinites

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	* Insist that the title, "Live Music Capitol of the World" belongs to another city.		* Insist that the title, "Live Music Capitol of the World" belongs to another city.
	* Remind them that [[Senator Barack Hussein Obama\|Barack Obama]] is only half black person.		* Remind them that [[Senator Barack Hussein Obama\|Barack Obama]] is only half black person.
			* Be anti-abortion
			* Be pro-gun
			* Ask if they care about any political issues other than the holy trinity of abortion, gun control, or the January 6th bullshit.
	* Hint at your desire to relocate to Austin from [[California]].		* Hint at your desire to relocate to Austin from [[California]].
	* Hint at having recently relocated from California.		* Hint at having recently relocated from California.

Crow caw: /* In Politics */

2024-10-29T01:45:17Z

In Politics

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	* '''[[Secret Squirrel \| Alberto Gonzales]]:''' who gave [[The Jewnited States of Americunts \| the country]] Abu Ghraib and spawned the Secret Squirrel Drinking Game.		* '''[[Secret Squirrel \| Alberto Gonzales]]:''' who gave [[The Jewnited States of Americunts \| the country]] Abu Ghraib and spawned the Secret Squirrel Drinking Game.
	* '''Norma McCorvey:''' a.k.a. '''Jane Roe''' of ''[[Abortion \| Roe vs. Wade]]''. Long time supporter of [[Vagoo \| pussy]] control. [[Women \| Changed her mind]] in 1994.		* '''Norma McCorvey:''' a.k.a. '''Jane Roe''' of ''[[Abortion \| Roe vs. Wade]]''. Long time supporter of [[Vagoo \| pussy]] control. [[Women \| Changed her mind]] in 1994.
	* '''Madalyn Murray O'Hair:''' founded ''American [[Atheists]]'' and is now sucking ~~cocks~~ in hell after Matt Dillahunty sent a hitman to assassinate her so he could become the new supreme leader of the [[cult\|organisation]].		* '''Madalyn Murray O'Hair:''' founded ''American [[Atheists]]'' and is now sucking Hitchens' cock in hell after Matt Dillahunty sent a hitman to assassinate her so he could become the new supreme leader of the [[cult\|organisation]].
	* '''[[Elton John\|Elton Musk]]''': the tax-evading grifter who fled [[Africa\|Apefreakcum]] purely as a political attention whoring stunt.		* '''[[Elton John\|Elton Musk]]''': the tax-evading grifter who fled [[Africa\|Apefreakcum]] purely as a political attention whoring stunt.

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In Politics

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	* '''[[Secret Squirrel \| Alberto Gonzales]]:''' who gave [[The Jewnited States of Americunts \| the country]] Abu Ghraib and spawned the Secret Squirrel Drinking Game.		* '''[[Secret Squirrel \| Alberto Gonzales]]:''' who gave [[The Jewnited States of Americunts \| the country]] Abu Ghraib and spawned the Secret Squirrel Drinking Game.
	* '''Norma McCorvey:''' a.k.a. '''Jane Roe''' of ''[[Abortion \| Roe vs. Wade]]''. Long time supporter of [[Vagoo \| pussy]] control. [[Women \| Changed her mind]] in 1994.		* '''Norma McCorvey:''' a.k.a. '''Jane Roe''' of ''[[Abortion \| Roe vs. Wade]]''. Long time supporter of [[Vagoo \| pussy]] control. [[Women \| Changed her mind]] in 1994.
	* '''Madalyn Murray O'Hair:''' founded ''American [[Atheists]]'' and is now sucking ~~cocks~~ in hell after Matt Dillahunty sent a hitman to assassinate her so he could become the new supreme leader of the [[cult\|organisation]].		* '''Madalyn Murray O'Hair:''' founded ''American [[Atheists]]'' and is now sucking Hitchens' cock in hell after Matt Dillahunty sent a hitman to assassinate her so he could become the new supreme leader of the [[cult\|organisation]].
	* '''[[Elton John\|Elton Musk]]''': the tax-evading grifter who fled [[Africa\|Apefreakcum]] purely as a political attention whoring stunt.		* '''[[Elton John\|Elton Musk]]''': the tax-evading grifter who fled [[Africa\|Apefreakcum]] purely as a political attention whoring stunt.

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	=== In Showbiz ===		=== In Showbiz ===
			* '''[[Amouranth]]:''' [[OnlyFans]] slut
	* '''Mike Judge:''' creator of [[Beavis and Butthead]], [[Hank Hill \| King of the Hill]], ''Office Space'', ''Idiocracy'', ''Silicon Valley'' and a various other shit that [[Nobody cares \| no one cares about]].		* '''Mike Judge:''' creator of [[Beavis and Butthead]], [[Hank Hill \| King of the Hill]], ''Office Space'', ''Idiocracy'', ''Silicon Valley'' and a various other shit that [[Nobody cares \| no one cares about]].
	* '''Matthew McConaughey:''' Claims to be an [[Homosexual epithets \| actor]] but is actually a rich [[stoner]] who lives his life in a purple haze of [[Stripper \| titty bars]], private beaches and Taco Cabanas - only venturing back to [[Shit \| The Real World]] often enough to hack out another romantic comedy, before picking up where he left off - living out every [[Breeder \| straight]] man's fantasy.		* '''Matthew McConaughey:''' Claims to be an [[Homosexual epithets \| actor]] but is actually a rich [[stoner]] who lives his life in a purple haze of [[Stripper \| titty bars]], private beaches and Taco Cabanas - only venturing back to [[Shit \| The Real World]] often enough to hack out another romantic comedy, before picking up where he left off - living out every [[Breeder \| straight]] man's fantasy. Failed 2022 gubernatorial candidate.
	* '''Stevie Ray Vaughan:''' whose [[HA HA HA, OH WOW \| helicopter-crash]] death pissed off the entire country because the original report of his death was mistakenly attributed to Phil Collins.		* '''Stevie Ray Vaughan:''' whose [[HA HA HA, OH WOW \| helicopter-crash]] death pissed off the entire country because the original report of his death was mistakenly attributed to Phil Collins.
	* '''O. Henry:''' Some fag poet who had a candy bar named after him.		* '''O. Henry:''' Some fag poet who had a candy bar named after him.
	* '''Sandra Bullock:''' who moved to Austin in search of the world's greatest taco supreme. She can be spotted around town wearing a scarf and oversized sunglasses, going by "Casandra Bollocks" and [[Lurk \| slinking]] around the upscale [[Spic \| Mexican]] restaurants of west Austin.		* '''Sandra Bullock:''' who moved to Austin in search of the world's greatest taco supreme and to evade taxes. She can be spotted around town wearing a scarf and oversized sunglasses, going by "Casandra Bollocks" and [[Lurk \| slinking]] around the upscale [[Spic \| Mexican]] restaurants of west Austin.
	* '''Kathy Valentine:''' bass guitarist for the [[Shit \| Go-Go's]]. [[Internets#Rumors_on_the_Internets \| Rumor has it]] she [[Lesbian \| votes for bush]].		* '''Kathy Valentine:''' bass guitarist for the [[Shit \| Go-Go's]]. [[Internets#Rumors_on_the_Internets \| Rumor has it]] she [[Lesbian \| votes for bush]].
	* '''Marcia [[Gay]] Harden'''		* '''Marcia [[Gay]] Harden'''
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	* '''Ann "Da Man" Richards:''' probably the most kick-ass governor of any state prior to [[The Governator \| Ah-Nuld]]. She [http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/09/18/ivins.richards/index.html?iref=newssearch died] in 2006 of a [[Rage \| rage]] stroke, probably pissed off at something her [[W \| successor]] did.		* '''Ann "Da Man" Richards:''' probably the most kick-ass governor of any state prior to [[The Governator \| Ah-Nuld]]. She [http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/09/18/ivins.richards/index.html?iref=newssearch died] in 2006 of a [[Rage \| rage]] stroke, probably pissed off at something her [[W \| successor]] did.
	* '''Leslie Cochran:''' [[homeless]] [[Trap \| transvestite]] [[Fag \| faggot]] and male thong model. Leslie is a 3-time candidate for [http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/column?oid=oid%3A149293 mayor], having once earned 8% of the city's vote. It prefers to be called [[Lie \| a man]], hangs around 6th & Congress during the day, and if you ask nicely, it'll even come to [[Circle jerk \| your house party]]. Giving in to Leslie's request for a hug is known to transmit a mutated strain of [[AIDS]] that, before killing you, turns you into a a [[homeless]] cross-dresser. In this way, Leslie can be thought of as a [[Twilight \| queer vampire]].		* '''Leslie Cochran:''' [[homeless]] [[Trap \| transvestite]] [[Fag \| faggot]] and male thong model. Leslie is a 3-time candidate for [http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/column?oid=oid%3A149293 mayor], having once earned 8% of the city's vote. It prefers to be called [[Lie \| a man]], hangs around 6th & Congress during the day, and if you ask nicely, it'll even come to [[Circle jerk \| your house party]]. Giving in to Leslie's request for a hug is known to transmit a mutated strain of [[AIDS]] that, before killing you, turns you into a a [[homeless]] cross-dresser. In this way, Leslie can be thought of as a [[Twilight \| queer vampire]].
	* '''[[Matt Dillahunty]]''': an obese militant [[atheist]] propagandist and a racist who hates [[Japan]] for hurting his snowflake feelings. He host the ''Atheist Experience'' propaganda show with his [[hipster]] colleague ''Seth Andrews'' in [[San Francisco]] thousands of kilometres away. The show consists mostly of them hating [[Japs]] and jerking off to fan art of their lord and saviour [[Christopher Hitchens]] sucking cocks in hell. Matt also served as state director for American [[Atheists]] until fellow fatass and closet [[Satanist]] Aron Ra replaced him.		* '''[[Matt Dillahunty]]''': an obese militant [[atheist]] propagandist and a racist who hates [[Japan]] for hurting his snowflake feelings. He host the ''Atheist Experience'' propaganda show with his [[hipster]] colleague Seth Andrews in [[San Francisco]] thousands of kilometres away. The show consists mostly of them hating [[Japs]] and jerking off to fan art of their lord and saviour [[Christopher Hitchens]] sucking cocks in hell. Matt also served as state director for American [[Atheists]] until fellow fatass and closet [[Satanist]] Aron Ra replaced him.
	* '''Kinky Friedman:''' Jewboy, retired [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/08/19/sunday/main788935_page2.shtml punk-rocker] (no [[lie]]!), and [[Fail \| failed]] politician.		* '''Kinky Friedman:''' Jewboy, retired [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/08/19/sunday/main788935_page2.shtml punk-rocker] (no [[lie]]!), and [[Fail \| failed]] politician.
	* It is rumored that '''The Anti-Christ''' will come from Austin, probably from UT's Electrical Engineering school.		* It is rumored that '''The Anti-Christ''' will come from Austin, probably from UT's Electrical Engineering school.

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	* '''Ann "Da Man" Richards:''' probably the most kick-ass governor of any state prior to [[The Governator \| Ah-Nuld]]. She [http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/09/18/ivins.richards/index.html?iref=newssearch died] in 2006 of a [[Rage \| rage]] stroke, probably pissed off at something her [[W \| successor]] did.		* '''Ann "Da Man" Richards:''' probably the most kick-ass governor of any state prior to [[The Governator \| Ah-Nuld]]. She [http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/09/18/ivins.richards/index.html?iref=newssearch died] in 2006 of a [[Rage \| rage]] stroke, probably pissed off at something her [[W \| successor]] did.
	* '''Leslie Cochran:''' [[homeless]] [[Trap \| transvestite]] [[Fag \| faggot]] and male thong model. Leslie is a 3-time candidate for [http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/column?oid=oid%3A149293 mayor], having once earned 8% of the city's vote. It prefers to be called [[Lie \| a man]], hangs around 6th & Congress during the day, and if you ask nicely, it'll even come to [[Circle jerk \| your house party]]. Giving in to Leslie's request for a hug is known to transmit a mutated strain of [[AIDS]] that, before killing you, turns you into a a [[homeless]] cross-dresser. In this way, Leslie can be thought of as a [[Twilight \| queer vampire]].		* '''Leslie Cochran:''' [[homeless]] [[Trap \| transvestite]] [[Fag \| faggot]] and male thong model. Leslie is a 3-time candidate for [http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/column?oid=oid%3A149293 mayor], having once earned 8% of the city's vote. It prefers to be called [[Lie \| a man]], hangs around 6th & Congress during the day, and if you ask nicely, it'll even come to [[Circle jerk \| your house party]]. Giving in to Leslie's request for a hug is known to transmit a mutated strain of [[AIDS]] that, before killing you, turns you into a a [[homeless]] cross-dresser. In this way, Leslie can be thought of as a [[Twilight \| queer vampire]].
	* '''[[Matt Dillahunty]]''': an obese militant [[atheist]] propagandist and a racist who hates [[Japan]] for hurting his snowflake feelings		* '''[[Matt Dillahunty]]''': an obese militant [[atheist]] propagandist and a racist who hates [[Japan]] for hurting his snowflake feelings. He host the ''Atheist Experience'' propaganda show with his [[hipster]] colleague ''Seth Andrews'' in [[San Francisco]] thousands of kilometres away. The show consists mostly of them hating [[Japs]] and jerking off to fan art of their lord and saviour [[Christopher Hitchens]] sucking cocks in hell. Matt also served as state director for American [[Atheists]] until fellow fatass and closet [[Satanist]] Aron Ra replaced him.
	* '''Kinky Friedman:''' Jewboy, retired [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/08/19/sunday/main788935_page2.shtml punk-rocker] (no [[lie]]!), and [[Fail \| failed]] politician.		* '''Kinky Friedman:''' Jewboy, retired [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/08/19/sunday/main788935_page2.shtml punk-rocker] (no [[lie]]!), and [[Fail \| failed]] politician.
	* It is rumored that '''The Anti-Christ''' will come from Austin, probably from UT's Electrical Engineering school.		* It is rumored that '''The Anti-Christ''' will come from Austin, probably from UT's Electrical Engineering school.
	* '''John Henry Faulk:''' commie pervert who was witch hunted by McCarthy because he wouldn't [[Put shoe on head \| put out]].		* '''John Henry Faulk:''' commie pervert who was witch hunted by McCarthy because he wouldn't [[Put shoe on head \| put out]].
	* '''[[Rick Perry]]:''' hard-line [[Christian \| religious right]] asshole and current governor of [[Texas]]. Once suggested that [[Texas]] [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/15/gov-rick-perry-texas-coul_n_187490.html secceed] from the US, but then totally [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING \| pussed out]].		* '''[[Rick Perry]]:''' hard-line [[Christian \| religious right]] asshole and current governor of [[Texas]]. Once suggested that [[Texas]] [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/15/gov-rick-perry-texas-coul_n_187490.html secceed] from the US, but then totally [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING \| pussed out]].
			* '''[[Hitler\|Joe Lonsdale]]:''' Elton Musk-worshipling Silicon Valley billionaire and NIMBY who hates poor people even worse than his idol Musk does. Joe ran away to Austin for purely political reasons (and to evade taxes). He wants to brutally execute all homeless people in concentration camps, so he founded and runs the Cicero Institute, the anti-homeless Gestapo which pushes laws criminalising existing anywhere outside of a car or McMansion.
	* '''Lady Byrd Johnson:''' former First Lady and aesthetic environmentalist. Despised by everyone in nearby Burnet, TX because she had local attraction ''Nigger Head Mountain'' changed to ''Colored'' Mountain.		* '''Lady Byrd Johnson:''' former First Lady and aesthetic environmentalist. Despised by everyone in nearby Burnet, TX because she had local attraction ''Nigger Head Mountain'' changed to ''Colored'' Mountain.
	* '''[[Secret Squirrel \| Alberto Gonzales]]:''' who gave [[The Jewnited States of Americunts \| the country]] Abu Ghraib and spawned the Secret Squirrel Drinking Game.		* '''[[Secret Squirrel \| Alberto Gonzales]]:''' who gave [[The Jewnited States of Americunts \| the country]] Abu Ghraib and spawned the Secret Squirrel Drinking Game.
	* '''Norma McCorvey:''' a.k.a. '''Jane Roe''' of ''[[Abortion \| Roe vs. Wade]]''. Long time supporter of [[Vagoo \| pussy]] control. [[Women \| Changed her mind]] in 1994.		* '''Norma McCorvey:''' a.k.a. '''Jane Roe''' of ''[[Abortion \| Roe vs. Wade]]''. Long time supporter of [[Vagoo \| pussy]] control. [[Women \| Changed her mind]] in 1994.
	* '''Madalyn Murray O'Hair:''' founded ''American [[Atheists]]''.		* '''Madalyn Murray O'Hair:''' founded ''American [[Atheists]]'' and is now sucking cocks in hell after Matt Dillahunty sent a hitman to assassinate her so he could become the new supreme leader of the [[cult\|organisation]].
	* '''[[Elton John\|Elton Musk]]''': the tax-evading grifter who fled [[Africa\|Apefreakcum]] purely as a political attention whoring stunt.		* '''[[Elton John\|Elton Musk]]''': the tax-evading grifter who fled [[Africa\|Apefreakcum]] purely as a political attention whoring stunt.