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	Image:AuchimuraGallery10.JPG\|Watch out it shitty recolor.		Image:AuchimuraGallery10.JPG\|Watch out it shitty recolor.
	Image:AuchimuraGallery11.JPG\|WARP FILTER, BITCH		Image:AuchimuraGallery11.JPG\|WARP FILTER, BITCH
	Image:AuchimuraGallery12.~~PNG~~\|He's also a [[Fanfiction\|writer]]!		Image:AuchimuraGallery12.png\|He's also a [[Fanfiction\|writer]]!
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	*{{deviantart\|auchimura}}		*{{deviantart\|auchimura}}-The OG account, now deactivated
	*{{deviantart\|pickle-head}} - Milking the lolcow, and banned for milking too hard.		*{{deviantart\|pickle-head}} - Milking the lolcow, and banned for milking too hard.
	*{{deviantart\|atticusdangerfield}} - Further milkage.		*{{deviantart\|atticusdangerfield}} - Further milkage.

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	== External Links ==		== External Links ==
	*~~'''[http://kexandy.~~deviantart~~.com/~~ kexandy ~~on DevianTART]'''~~ -Oh noes it's his new account!		*{{deviantart\|kexandy100}} -Even newer account
	*~~'''[http://auchimura.~~deviantart~~.com/~~ auchimura ~~on DevianTART]'''~~		*{{deviantart\|kexandy}} -Oh noes it's his new account!
	*~~'''[http://pickle-head.~~deviantart~~.com/~~ pickle-head ~~on DevianTART]'''~~ - Milking the lolcow, and banned for milking too hard.		*{{deviantart\|auchimura}}
	*~~'''[http://~~atticusdangerfield~~.deviantart.com/ AtticusDangerfield on DevianTART]'''~~ - Further milkage.		*{{deviantart\|pickle-head}} - Milking the lolcow, and banned for milking too hard.
	*~~'''[http://auchimrua.~~deviantart~~.com/~~ auchimrua ~~on DevianTART]'''~~ - Troll account.		*{{deviantart\|atticusdangerfield}} - Further milkage.
	*~~'''[http://auchimuar.~~deviantart~~.com/~~ auchimuar ~~on DevianTART]'''~~ - A banned one.		*{{deviantart\|auchimrua}} - Troll account.
	*~~'''[http://~~furaffinity~~.net/user/~~auchimura ~~Auchimura on FurAffinity]'''~~ - [[Butthurt\|Abandoned]] for a time due to honest criticism from other users, but has recently become active.		*{{deviantart\|auchimuar}} - A banned one.
	*~~'''[http://~~furaffinity~~.net/user/Auchimrua Auchimura on FurAffinity]'''~~ - Banned troll account.		*{{furaffinity\|auchimura}} - [[Butthurt\|Abandoned]] for a time due to honest criticism from other users, but has recently become active.
	*~~'''[http://~~furaffinity~~.net/user/KexAndy's Auchimura on FurAffinity]''' - Removed~~		*{{furaffinity\|auchimrua}} - Banned troll account.
	*'''[http://furaffinity.net/user/KexAndy Auchimura on FurAffinity]''' - Active. Contains mostly Kex Andy/Vector fanfiction.		*{{furaffinity\|kexandy}} - Active. Contains mostly Kex Andy/Vector fanfiction.
	*[http://www.writing.com/main/view_item/user_id/auchimura Auchimura's profile on Writing.com] - If you do not vote "Fattening Forever" on both polls, it will almost certainly drive him to suicide.		*[http://www.writing.com/main/view_item/user_id/auchimura Auchimura's profile on Writing.com] - If you do not vote "Fattening Forever" on both polls, it will almost certainly drive him to suicide.
	*[http://auchimura.tripod.com/ Achimura on Tripod] - Empty, meaning he couldn't understand how the hell to put it together.		*[http://auchimura.tripod.com/ Achimura on Tripod] - Empty, meaning he couldn't understand how the hell to put it together.

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{{fatfurry}}
{{warning|Auchimura is the fat crocodilian right now for sure.}}

[[File:KexAndySuit.jpg|thumb|Here Kex Andy.]]
[[File:AuchimuraHeadshot.jpg|thumb|right|Here is Auchimura for sure. The image is distorted due to the immense gravitational pull being generated by his head.]]
'''Auchimura''' is the "[[emo|Lonely]] Blue Crocodilian" who lives in Coaldale, Alberta. He's not a real crocodile, of course; it's just his [[fursona]], a-tee-hee. He is 24 years old, and is within the [[Chasethehedgehog|top 10%]] of artists on [[DeviantART]]. He also has the lingual and social capacities of an unspayed dog on anabolic steroids, with a gangrenous eye and severe brain damage.

He has an [[Inflation art|inflation]]/ fattening/ sumo fetish, which culminates into many bizarre MS Paint drawings of Vector the Crocodile and Kex Andy (his own crocodile character and alternative persona). This would be all well and good, if they did not all look practically identical. In a nutshell, his entire gallery consists of three pictures, drawn with slightly differing portliness. These are replicated with different colors, at different MS Paint-restricted angles, with or without Vector style clothing, with or without feeding tubes and half-assed backgrounds. How long before all the possibilities are exhausted is anybody's guess, especially after submitting [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND|over 200]] of them. Don't bet on seeing any [[Rule 34]], though. Someone once said that he is the best artist ever (SAUCE PLZ). If this were true, then we all might as well become [[An hero|an heroes]].

If you desperately want to like Auchimura, though, do not be turned off by his artwork. He has written a [[Shit no one cares about|fanfic]] about his favorite Sonic character being inflated. Try your best to read it without getting the urge to give yourself a DIY hysterectomy with a poker iron <s>[http://auchimura.deviantart.com/art/Vector-X-Fat-Episode-1-56443471 here]</s> HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS, it was baleeted. Yes, English is his first language. He's also 24 years old.

==Psyche==
[[File:AuchimuraSuicideThreat.PNG|thumb|He don't interest about pickles, y'know!]]

Auchimura has an unnerving desire to overstate how lonely he is and threaten suicide (see screencap to the right if the comment becomes hidden) should he face the smallest hurdle in his [[OL]] life. He has created a suicide picture and two pictures which showcase his self-defeating and e-tantrumish nature. (Unfortunately, they're now gone.) It could be suggested that he entered the world of the [[Internet]] to ease said loneliness, but consequentially distances himself from potential friends by submitting said dramatic pictures and, of course, being a furry inflation faggot. There's even another suicide picture, and another "Sad" one which should have been titled "Kex Andy is Upset that he is Called Kex Andy". Have no fear about the suicide pictures, however: he can bring [[Ghey|Kex Andy]] back to life at any point if any of the following conditions are met:
*[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/56365460/466740956 Revive him, "ANGLE" STYLE!] - Okay, saintdraconis. Okay, saintdraconis. Okay, saintdraconis. Okay, saintdraconis.
*[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/56365460/465815349 Tell a similarly dramatic story to him to ease his pain] - Note that Achimura doesn't give a shit about his [[BFF|bum chum's]] problems, being far too wrapped up in his own world of potentially becoming [[an hero]], and melodrama akin to certain Yu-gi-oh episodes.
*[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/56365460/465815349 See above] - Oh [[lulz]].

==Account Hijack==
[[File:Auchimurapwnt.jpg|thumb|The aftermath of the account hijack]]

/i/ discovered his DeviantART account information on 7/24. His password was changed and at present, shock images including the [[pain series]] are being uploaded.

He is guaranteed to make another suicide/ "Mad Upset"/ or "Lonely" picture after he sees, or one of his friends shows him, this article. He may even [[suicide]] [[IRL]]; or pretend to, and come back with a different account three or four days later. Either way, keep an eye on his page.

'''EDIT''': Auchimura's account has been [[B&]]. However, there is a possibility that he will be back.

'''DOUBLE EDIT''': On 7/25, Auchimura's ban was lifted. Fuck.

'''TRIPLE EDIT''': [[Gore]] and [[dead babies]] remain, along with more lulzy images guaranteed to give any TARTlet an aneurysm. The account is still active with more lulz appearing every second.

'''QUADRUPLE EDIT''': Account b& again. Gore is gone, but lulzy comments remain all over deviantArt.

==Memorable Quotes==
*"If Vector drink lots of cokes, how much weight to become a fat crocodile" - From one of his Writing.com polls. (yea, the sentence sounds fucked up, we know)
*"Feel the smooth, feel the groove, it all I need" - His quote at [[deviantArt]]. There is a 2-5% chance he actually knows what it means.
*"What are saying" - A very common phrase, not surprisingly. Also look out for "What you means" (this response can be especially elicited when hurling random Simply Red lyrics at him).
*"I know (name)" - Same as above, and replace (name) with the recipient of the comment.
*"That was marvelous (name) & I like it" - Auchi's form response for all giftart and trades.
*"Okay, you know what, you are crazy right now" - Auchi has no idea [[WTF]] you're talking about, thus decides you're crazy. Right now for sure.
*"All right I'm become the big huge fattening crocodile for sure" - Grammar is dead, long live grammar.
*"auchimura think that thecaptain fox is the homosexual fox right now for sure and then auchimura takes a sword and kills the captainfox and you say goodbye yourself" - Spamming the comments of someone who wouldn't give in to his begging.
*This is not a quote as such, but all of his [[Role-playing|RP]] style comments <s>[http://auchimura.deviantart.com/art/Kex-Andy-Lone-In-Rain-56370640 here]</s> (BALEETED) are worthy of several awards for best Comedy Drama.

{{quote|Don't ever do again, If you do again I will use suicide picture for sure.|Auchimura, ''on being a melodramatic lolcow''}}

If you want to relive all your favorite Auchimura moments from the comfort of your own home, follow these simple steps:
#Type a sentence.
#Delete one or two randomly selected words, preferably pronouns, conjunctions or verbs.
#Add the phrases "for sure" or "right now" ad nauseum.
#Occasionally start sentences with "Here" if it includes someone's name.
#Confuse many/much and plural usage regularly.
#????
#Become outcast from your family and sent to live in Coaldale, Alberta. [[PROFIT]] afterward, maybe.

If you still feel uncertain, here are some lovely examples.

*"Polly put the kettle right now for sure."
*"Here Rupert Murdoch."
*"How much foods will Kex Andy eat to become the cardiac arrest crocodilian? 100, 200, 500, 1000, 2000, or Forever Fattening?"
*"What are poking anus with right now."
*"All right I'm become the Governor of South Dakota for sure."

Auchimura is <s>24</s>'''26''' YEARS OLD.

== Auchimura's Greatest Hits ==
Here's a little more insight into the hilariously inept emophant that is Auchimura.
[[File:AuchimuraWTFMoment1.PNG|thumb|Sober up, Auchi.]]"
[[File:AuchimuraWTFMoment2.PNG|thumb|How to win friends and influence people: Vol. 1]]
[[File:AuchimuraWTFMoment3.PNG|thumb|CRAWLING IN MY SCALES]]
[[File:AuchimuraWTFMoment4.PNG|thumb|No comment needed.]]
[[File:AuchimuraWTFMoment5.PNG|thumb|Strange how the only compliment he can think of is "marvellous".]]
[[File:Auchimrua_wtf!.PNG|thumb|Did you know that Auchimrua likes to stick things up his ass?]]

*[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/2610989/453319717 Do you think Auchimura is the dipshit crocodilian?]
*[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/2610989/471198605 Begging a sprite-comic loser for a sprite-sheet] - When Auchimura finds someone who he thinks he can wheedle some free stuff from, he will, and won't stop until he has what he wants. For shame, Mr. Blue Crocodilian. For shame. Screencapped to the left for safekeeping.
*[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/56371323/465853919Auchimura threatening suicide once again] - Again, screencapped.
*[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/4437009/475739857 Trying to butter up a fellow deviant for more free stuff] - You're a smart man, EmberKomodog, for resisting his attention whoring.
*[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/56069821/463483327 Say what?] - You can't script this. Really, you can't.
*[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/869549/480918261 Oh my] - Yeah, why doesn't he just quit forever? It'll save everyone the trouble of pretending to feel sorry for him.
*[[:File:AuchimuraMSN.png|The obligatory epic MSN conversation]] - In case you still had doubts, he's not pretending to be a [[retard]]. He's 24 years old

==Auchimura's Gallery==
Being a 24 year old, Auchimura would have many years of drawing experience, or at least understanding of what things look like, and how to translate that to paper or a computer screen with aesthetically pleasing results. Let's delve into his glorious works of art.

<gallery>
Image:AuchimuraGallery1.jpg|I feel heart attack.
Image:AuchimuraGallery2.jpg|Hey, look, a mirror.
Image:AuchimuraGallery3.jpg|Another mirror.
Image:AuchimuraGallery4.jpg|Jeez, another mirror?
Image:AuchimuraGallery5.jpg|Auchimura sure does love mirrors.
Image:AuchimuraGallery6.jpg|No [[shit]]?
Image:AuchimuraGallery7.jpg|[[Lie|Inflation: it's a lifestyle!]]
Image:AuchimuraGallery8.jpg|Before I opened the thumbnail, I honestly thought this was a lake.
Image:AuchimuraGallery9.PNG
Image:AuchimuraGallery10.JPG|Watch out it shitty recolor.
Image:AuchimuraGallery11.JPG|WARP FILTER, BITCH
Image:AuchimuraGallery12.PNG|He's also a [[Fanfiction|writer]]!
</gallery>

Oh... well, at least he knows what pie-charts look like, [http://auchimura.deviantart.com/art/Fat-Vector-Is-Relax-The-Beach-55932328 right]?

== Tribute Gallery ==
It can't be said that auchimura's work hasn't [[So i herd u liek mudkip|touched the hearts]] and sparked the inspiration of many people. Here are some tribute pictures from various sources.

<gallery>
Image:KexAndyBed.JPG|Oh yea, hovering in the air on your side is RELLY relaxing.
Image:AuchimuraTribute2.jpg|Yiffy!
Image:AuchimuraTribute3.jpg|HOLY LOL!!!
Image:AuchimuraDonVito.JPG|This image proves that [[Don Vito]] is Canadian.
Image:Auchimura Dead Crocodillian.PNG|The pic that got me banned from his page.
Image:Auchimura Kex giftpic.PNG|A gift pic I made for Auchimura. As you can see, the fat crocodillian loves eatin poo!
</gallery>

== See Also ==

*[[Angel Meiru]]
*[[CattyN]]
*[[Dragonbreeder]]
*[[Dragomike]]
*[[Fatferaligatr]]
*[[Hhhippo]]
*[[Inflatablewolfi]]
*[[MeleeKirby]]
*[[Mikemedia]]
*[[Mxbot]]
*[[Rubbertex Raccoon]]
*[[Tolstoy]]
*[[TrufflesforYou]]
*[[Two-Ton-Neko]]
*[[Virus-20]]
*[[Zero Whitefang]]
*[[ZS3]]

== External Links ==
*'''[http://kexandy.deviantart.com/ kexandy on DevianTART]''' -Oh noes it's his new account!
*'''[http://auchimura.deviantart.com/ auchimura on DevianTART]'''
*'''[http://pickle-head.deviantart.com/ pickle-head on DevianTART]''' - Milking the lolcow, and banned for milking too hard.
*'''[http://atticusdangerfield.deviantart.com/ AtticusDangerfield on DevianTART]''' - Further milkage.
*'''[http://auchimrua.deviantart.com/ auchimrua on DevianTART]''' - Troll account.
*'''[http://auchimuar.deviantart.com/ auchimuar on DevianTART]''' - A banned one.
*'''[http://furaffinity.net/user/auchimura Auchimura on FurAffinity]''' - [[Butthurt|Abandoned]] for a time due to honest criticism from other users, but has recently become active.
*'''[http://furaffinity.net/user/Auchimrua Auchimura on FurAffinity]''' - Banned troll account.
*'''[http://furaffinity.net/user/KexAndy's Auchimura on FurAffinity]''' - Removed
*'''[http://furaffinity.net/user/KexAndy Auchimura on FurAffinity]''' - Active. Contains mostly Kex Andy/Vector fanfiction.
*[http://www.writing.com/main/view_item/user_id/auchimura Auchimura's profile on Writing.com] - If you do not vote "Fattening Forever" on both polls, it will almost certainly drive him to suicide.
*[http://auchimura.tripod.com/ Achimura on Tripod] - Empty, meaning he couldn't understand how the hell to put it together.

{{DA}}
{{furfaggotry}}

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