Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder - Revision history

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	In truth, the only reliable treatment is caffeine. Whether it be from tea, [[chocolate]], soda, or at most [[Wilkins Coffee\|coffee]]. It stimulates, raising the amount of specific chemicals that your brain uses to send signals (same results as overpriced medicine), all at an affordable price. It isn't fully accepted by pharmacists because caffeine ≠ shekel money.		In truth, the only reliable treatment is caffeine. Whether it be from tea, [[chocolate]], soda, or at most [[Wilkins Coffee\|coffee]]. It stimulates, raising the amount of specific chemicals that your brain uses to send signals (same results as overpriced medicine), all at an affordable price. It isn't fully accepted by pharmacists because caffeine ≠ shekel money.

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	For those suffering from ADHD that surf on the [[internet]], this is their POV ''all'' the time:		For those suffering from ADHD that surf on the [[internet]], this is their POV ''all'' the time:

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	[[Image:Dhd.jpg\|thumb\|A DHD]]		[[Image:Dhd.jpg\|thumb\|A DHD]]

	[[File:BackInMyDay.jpg\|thumb\|This is what really ~~intellectuall and~~ accomplished people have to say ~~about ADHD~~. ([[irony]])]]		[[File:BackInMyDay.jpg\|thumb\|This is what really intellectually accomplished people have to say. ([[irony]])]]
	'''ADHD''' is a shit excuse those [[~~Jews\|~~kikes]] in the pharmaceutical industry use to get ~~you~~ to buy ~~their~~ drugs ~~which~~ make you into a super soldier ~~with extreme concentration and accuracy so you can kill~~ people so [[~~Libtards~~]] can blame guns. ~~Also~~, ~~teenage~~ kids who say they're ''FUCKING RANDOM ~~OMGGOGGMGGOGMOMOGMGOGMGMGOM~~'' instantly diagnose themselves with this. One first encounters those with ADHD in ~~middle~~ school~~. Remember~~ those asshole kids in your class that spent all their time interrupting ~~the teacher to be~~ unfunny ? ADHD. Remember that time [[you]] didn't pay attention in math class and ~~instead~~ scribbled poorly drawn dicks in your notebook ? [[You]] have ADHD.		'''ADHD''' {{jew}} is a shit excuse those [[kikes]] in the [[bullshit\|pharmaceutical]] industry use to get [[attention whores]] to buy drugs that make you into a super-soldier, bloodthirst to [[mass shooting\|murder people]], just so [[libtards]] can blame guns. So called "symptoms" are looking like you need to piss all the time, and feeding only from the attention of others (once left unfed, [[suicide]] will take place). Teenage kids who say they're ''FUCKING RANDOM OMGGOGGMGGOGM'' instantly diagnose themselves with this, so to gratify their retardation. One first encounters those with real ADHD in [[school]]: remember those asshole kids in your class that spent all their time interrupting your education with an unfunny move or talk? They have ADHD. Remember that time [[you]] didn't pay attention in math class and scribbled poorly drawn dicks in your notebook? You have ADHD.
	Congratulations, ~~faggot~~.		Congratulations, faggots.


	[[~~At least 100 years ago~~]] ~~Mohammed invented the~~ [[~~Islam~~]] ~~and~~ the ~~rule~~ that ~~you had~~ to ~~[[fap\|pray]] five times a day was developed in order to avoid having coffee breaks with people who have ADHD~~.		In truth, the only reliable treatment is caffeine. Whether it be from tea, [[chocolate]], soda, or at most [[Wilkins Coffee\|coffee]]. It stimulates, raising the amount of specific chemicals that your brain uses to send signals (same results as overpriced medicine), all at an affordable price. It isn't fully accepted by pharmacists because caffeine ≠ shekel money.


	For ~~someone who is~~ suffering from ADHD ~~surfing~~ on the [[~~Internet~~]] is ~~like this~~ ''all'' the time:		For those suffering from ADHD that surf on the [[internet]], this is their POV ''all'' the time:


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	== An ADHD kid's guide to getting laid==		== An ADHD kid's guide to getting laid==

	ADHD [[~~Pedobear~~\|kids]] can't get laid.		ADHD [[pedobear\|kids]] can't get laid.

	Here's a [[TL;DR]] example (of an ADHD kid not getting laid):		Here's a [[TL;DR]] example (of an ADHD kid not getting laid):
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	== ADHD/ADD & Parents ==		== ADHD/ADD & Parents ==
	[[File:ADHD.jpg\|thumb\|right]]		[[File:ADHD.jpg\|thumb\|right]]
	ADHD is real n shit, but a lot of [[~~Jew~~\|doctors]] used to use it to get [[Money\|munniez]]. They got [[concerned mothers]] thinking that their child being a brat was because of ADHD or some other exotic bullshit disease. They also prescribed shitty medications like Ritalin that last like 1 minute, and so basically have no use except for older siblings to steal, crush, and snort when they run out of weed. [[Shit nobody cares about\| ADHD meds aren't meant to be prescribed to people with minor ADHD but the people who make Ritalin don't give a shit.]]		ADHD is real n shit, but a lot of [[jew\|doctors]] used to use it to get [[Money\|munniez]]. They got [[concerned mothers]] thinking that their child being a brat was because of ADHD or some other exotic bullshit disease. They also prescribed shitty medications like Ritalin that last like 1 minute, and so basically have no use except for older siblings to steal, crush, and snort when they run out of weed. [[Shit nobody cares about\| ADHD meds aren't meant to be prescribed to people with minor ADHD but the people who make Ritalin don't give a shit.]]

	==See Also==		==See Also==
			*[[Attention whore]]
	*[[Insane]]		*[[Insane]]
			*[[TikTok]]
			*[[Wilkins Coffee]]
			*[[Retard]]
	*[[Train Of Thought]]		*[[Train Of Thought]]
			*[[Mass Shooting]]


	{{Psychology}}		{{Psychology}}
	{{Disease}}		{{Disease}}

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	{{Psychology}}		{{Psychology}}
			{{Disease}}

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	[[File:BackInMyDay.jpg\|thumb\|This is what really intellectuall and accomplished people have to say about ADHD. ([[irony]])]]		[[File:BackInMyDay.jpg\|thumb\|This is what really intellectuall and accomplished people have to say about ADHD. ([[irony]])]]
	'''ADHD''' is a shit excuse those [[Jews\|kikes]] in the pharmaceutical industry use to get you to buy their drugs which make you into a super soldier with extreme concentration and accuracy so you can kill people so [[Libtards]] can blame guns. Also, teenage kids who say they're ''FUCKING RANDOM OMGGOGGMGGOGMOMOGMGOGMGMGOM'' instantly diagnose themselves with this. One first encounters those with ADHD in middle school. Remember those asshole kids in your class that spent all their time interrupting the teacher to be unfunny ? ADHD. Remember that time [[you]] didn't pay attention in math class and instead scribbled poorly drawn dicks in your notebook ? [[You]] have ADHD.		'''ADHD''' is a shit excuse those [[Jews\|kikes]] in the pharmaceutical industry use to get you to buy their drugs which make you into a super soldier with extreme concentration and accuracy so you can kill people so [[Libtards]] can blame guns. Also, teenage kids who say they're ''FUCKING RANDOM OMGGOGGMGGOGMOMOGMGOGMGMGOM'' instantly diagnose themselves with this. One first encounters those with ADHD in middle school. Remember those asshole kids in your class that spent all their time interrupting the teacher to be unfunny ? ADHD. Remember that time [[you]] didn't pay attention in math class and instead scribbled poorly drawn dicks in your notebook ? [[You]] have ADHD.
	Congratulations faggot.		Congratulations, faggot.


	[[At least 100 years ago]] Mohammed invented [[~~islam~~]] and the rule that you had to pray five times a day to avoid having ~~cofee~~ breaks with people who have ADHD.		[[At least 100 years ago]] Mohammed invented the [[Islam]] and the rule that you had to [[fap\|pray]] five times a day was developed in order to avoid having coffee breaks with people who have ADHD.


	For someone who is suffering from ADHD surfing on the [[Internet]] is like this all the time:		For someone who is suffering from ADHD surfing on the [[Internet]] is like this ''all'' the time:


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	== An ADHD kid's guide to getting laid==		== An ADHD kid's guide to getting laid==

	ADHD [[Pedobear\|kids]] can't get laid		ADHD [[Pedobear\|kids]] can't get laid.

	Here's a [[TL;DR]] example (of an ADHD kid not getting laid):		Here's a [[TL;DR]] example (of an ADHD kid not getting laid):
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	And voila, one uses ADHD as a way to [[intellectual checkmate\|intellectually checkmate]] his opposition.		And voila, one uses ADHD as a way to [[intellectual checkmate\|intellectually checkmate]] his opposition.

	ADHD's antithesis is utilitarianism (learning for the end of being smarter than ~~you~~ versus learning just barely enough to get a shit job on Main Street, USA). While [[some argue]] that ADHD isn't a real disorder and say "ADHD is used as an excuse for someone being a social fuckup because they set things on fire, shit on people's clothes and cannot do any activity for two seconds without resorting to violence" -- these people are retards and should be [[KILL_IT_WITH_FIRE\|killed with fire]].		ADHD's antithesis is utilitarianism (learning for the end of being smarter than most versus learning just barely enough to get a shit retail or service job on Main Street, USA). While [[some argue]] that ADHD isn't a real disorder and say "ADHD is used as an excuse for someone being a social fuckup because they set things on fire, shit on people's clothes and cannot do any activity for two seconds without resorting to violence" -- these people are retards and should be [[KILL_IT_WITH_FIRE\|killed with fire]].

	== ADHD/ADD & Parents ==		== ADHD/ADD & Parents ==
	[[File:ADHD.jpg\|thumb\|right]]		[[File:ADHD.jpg\|thumb\|right]]
	ADHD is real n shit, but a lot of [[Jew\|doctors]] used to use it to get [[Money\|munniez]]. They got [[concerned mothers]] thinking that their child being a brat was because of ADHD or some ~~shit~~. They also prescribed shitty medications like Ritalin that last like 1 ~~minutes~~ so basically have no use. [[Shit nobody cares about\| ADHD meds aren't meant to be prescribed to people with minor ADHD but the people who make Ritalin don't give a shit.]]		ADHD is real n shit, but a lot of [[Jew\|doctors]] used to use it to get [[Money\|munniez]]. They got [[concerned mothers]] thinking that their child being a brat was because of ADHD or some other exotic bullshit disease. They also prescribed shitty medications like Ritalin that last like 1 minute, and so basically have no use except for older siblings to steal, crush, and snort when they run out of weed. [[Shit nobody cares about\| ADHD meds aren't meant to be prescribed to people with minor ADHD but the people who make Ritalin don't give a shit.]]

	==See Also==		==See Also==

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	[[File:BackInMyDay.jpg\|thumb\|This is what really intellectuall and accomplished people have to say about ADHD. ([[irony]])]]		[[File:BackInMyDay.jpg\|thumb\|This is what really intellectuall and accomplished people have to say about ADHD. ([[irony]])]]
	'''ADHD''' is a shit excuse those [[Jews\|kikes]] in the pharmaceutical industry use to get you to buy their drugs which ~~are more destructive than helpful~~. Also, teenage kids who say they're ''FUCKING RANDOM OMGGOGGMGGOGMOMOGMGOGMGMGOM'' instantly diagnose themselves with this. One first encounters those with ADHD in middle school. Remember those asshole kids in your class that spent all their time interrupting the teacher to be unfunny ? ADHD. Remember that time [[you]] didn't pay attention in math class and instead scribbled poorly drawn dicks in your notebook ? [[You]] have ADHD.		'''ADHD''' is a shit excuse those [[Jews\|kikes]] in the pharmaceutical industry use to get you to buy their drugs which make you into a super soldier with extreme concentration and accuracy so you can kill people so [[Libtards]] can blame guns. Also, teenage kids who say they're ''FUCKING RANDOM OMGGOGGMGGOGMOMOGMGOGMGMGOM'' instantly diagnose themselves with this. One first encounters those with ADHD in middle school. Remember those asshole kids in your class that spent all their time interrupting the teacher to be unfunny ? ADHD. Remember that time [[you]] didn't pay attention in math class and instead scribbled poorly drawn dicks in your notebook ? [[You]] have ADHD.
	Congratulations faggot.		Congratulations faggot.

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[Attention whore]]		*[[Attention whore]]
			*[[Chromebook Challange]]
	*[[Insane]]		*[[Insane]]
	*[[TikTok]]		*[[TikTok]]

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	{{Disease}}		{{Disease}}
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	==See Also==		==See Also==
			*[[Insane]]
	*[[Train Of Thought]]		*[[Train Of Thought]]