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Crow caw: /* How to piss someone from Atlanta off */

2026-04-06T01:20:05Z

How to piss someone from Atlanta off

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	*Tell them [[Jew York City]] and [[Los Angeles]] is better.		*Tell them [[Jew York City]] and [[Los Angeles]] is better.
	*Call the blacks [[Nigger\|"nigger".]]		*Call the blacks [[Nigger\|"nigger".]]
	*Tell the [[Mexico\|Mexican]] [[Spics\|spics]] ~~[[Texas]] is better.~~		*Tell the [[Mexico\|Mexican]] [[Spics\|spics]] to SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!
	*Suggest [[truth\|building denser housing in the existing cities is a better idea than destroying the environment by committing deforestation for moar suburban sprawl]]		*Suggest [[truth\|building denser housing in the existing cities is a better idea than destroying the environment by committing deforestation for moar suburban sprawl]]
	*Jaywalk in front of Kevin Leonpacher, then shout "rape!!" as he beats you to death.		*Jaywalk in front of Kevin Leonpacher, then shout "rape!!" as he beats you to death.

Crow caw at 10:51, 23 December 2024

2024-12-23T10:51:56Z

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	[[Image:Atlunta.jpg\|thumb\|Atlanta (THE ATL) - Home of [[Gothic]]s, and [[Buttsex]]]]		[[Image:Atlunta.jpg\|thumb\|Atlanta (THE ATL) - Home of [[Gothic]]s, and [[Buttsex]]]]

	Atlanta or Asslanta, is the capital and most populous city of [[Georgia]], as well as home of the [[EFN]] and scene for many episodes of [[LiveJournal]] [[drama]]. My mom says there's a lot of [[black people]] in Atlanta, so nothing of value will be lost once the Union reaches it.		Atlanta or Asslanta, is the capital and most populous city of the fake "[[Georgia]]," as well as home of the [[EFN]] and scene for many episodes of [[LiveJournal]] [[drama]]. My mom says there's a lot of [[black people]] in Atlanta, so nothing of value will be lost once the Union reaches it.

	During the [[The War of Northern Aggression\|Civil War]], [[William Tecumseh Sherman\|Asslanta was burned to the ground]]. It rose from the ashes 100 years later to provide the world with a haven for chinless douchebag refugees from cities like Los Angeles, New York, and Chicago, while also boasting the world's most godawful soul-sucking airport. After visiting Atlanta for more than a week, usually due to a layover at Hartsfield, most non-residents attempt to burn the city to the ground again.		During the [[The War of Northern Aggression\|Civil War]], [[William Tecumseh Sherman\|Asslanta was burned to the ground]]. It rose from the ashes 100 years later to provide the world with a haven for chinless douchebag refugees from cities like Los Angeles, New York, and Chicago, while also boasting the world's most godawful soul-sucking airport. After visiting Atlanta for more than a week, usually due to a layover at Hartsfield, most non-residents attempt to burn the city to the ground again.
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	==Atlanta and Drugs==		==Atlanta and Drugs==

	The streets of Atlanta, all of Georgia really, are riddled with junkies and dealers. The most notorious neighborhood for crime, and [[shock\|drugs]] is the Bluffs. Upon entering this cancer of society you'll have [[heroin\|boy]] screamed at you from all directions. Because it's Atlanta any black person you meet on the street is either going to rob you, or sell you fake [[drugs]]. [[Meth]] is also a favorite among [[randi harper\|locals]], due to it being made there. For some reason [[date rape\|GHB]] has become a recent favorite, which makes that awkward step of finding the right time to slip it into your date's drink a thing of the past.		The streets of Atlanta, all of the fake Georgia really, are riddled with junkies and dealers. The most notorious neighborhood for crime, and [[shock\|drugs]] is the Bluffs. Upon entering this cancer of society you'll have [[heroin\|boy]] screamed at you from all directions. Because it's Atlanta any black person you meet on the street is either going to rob you, or sell you fake [[drugs]]. [[Meth]] is also a favorite among [[randi harper\|locals]], due to it being made there. For some reason [[date rape\|GHB]] has become a recent favorite, which makes that awkward step of finding the right time to slip it into your date's drink a thing of the past.

	==Failed bullshit attempts to entertain the masses==		==Failed bullshit attempts to entertain the masses==

Crow caw: /* How to piss someone from Atlanta off */

2024-12-12T02:35:49Z

How to piss someone from Atlanta off

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	*Call the blacks [[Nigger\|"nigger".]]		*Call the blacks [[Nigger\|"nigger".]]
	*Tell the [[Mexico\|Mexican]] [[Spics\|spics]] [[Texas]] is better.		*Tell the [[Mexico\|Mexican]] [[Spics\|spics]] [[Texas]] is better.
			*Suggest [[truth\|building denser housing in the existing cities is a better idea than destroying the environment by committing deforestation for moar suburban sprawl]]
	*Jaywalk in front of Kevin Leonpacher, then shout "rape!!" as he beats you to death.		*Jaywalk in front of Kevin Leonpacher, then shout "rape!!" as he beats you to death.
	*Say the [[Fact\|real Georgia (the country) is better than the fake "Georgia" (a subnational division]]).		*Say the [[Fact\|real Georgia (the country) is better than the fake "Georgia" (a subnational division]]).

Crow caw: /* How to piss someone from Atlanta off */

2024-10-29T13:47:15Z

How to piss someone from Atlanta off

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	*Tell the [[Mexico\|Mexican]] [[Spics\|spics]] [[Texas]] is better.		*Tell the [[Mexico\|Mexican]] [[Spics\|spics]] [[Texas]] is better.
	*Jaywalk in front of Kevin Leonpacher, then shout "rape!!" as he beats you to death.		*Jaywalk in front of Kevin Leonpacher, then shout "rape!!" as he beats you to death.
	*Say the [[Fact\|real Georgia (the country) is better than the fake "Georgia" (a subnational division]].		*Say the [[Fact\|real Georgia (the country) is better than the fake "Georgia" (a subnational division]]).
	*Say [[Mussolini\|Grady Judd]] (though he's also a retarded Nazi) is a better law enforcer than Kevin Leonpacher.		*Say [[Mussolini\|Grady Judd]] (though he's also a retarded Nazi) is a better law enforcer than Kevin Leonpacher.
	*Let your kids walk or cycle to school alone.		*Let your kids walk or cycle to school alone.
	*Support extending the MARTA subway.		*Support extending the MARTA subway.
	*Tell the residents of Gwinnett County that they're cowards whose fear of crime is irrational.		*Tell the residents of Gwinnett County that they're cowards whose fear of crime is irrational.
			*Say NWA is better than Outkast.
	*Support building Cop City.		*Support building Cop City.
	*Call them [[Redneck\|"rednecks".]] They get [[Butthurt\|buttmangled]] over shit like that.		*Call them [[Redneck\|"rednecks".]] They get [[Butthurt\|buttmangled]] over shit like that.

Crow caw: /* How to piss someone from Atlanta off */

2024-10-29T02:02:26Z

How to piss someone from Atlanta off

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	*Tell the [[Mexico\|Mexican]] [[Spics\|spics]] [[Texas]] is better.		*Tell the [[Mexico\|Mexican]] [[Spics\|spics]] [[Texas]] is better.
	*Jaywalk in front of Kevin Leonpacher, then shout "rape!!" as he beats you to death.		*Jaywalk in front of Kevin Leonpacher, then shout "rape!!" as he beats you to death.
			*Say the [[Fact\|real Georgia (the country) is better than the fake "Georgia" (a subnational division]].
			*Say [[Mussolini\|Grady Judd]] (though he's also a retarded Nazi) is a better law enforcer than Kevin Leonpacher.
			*Let your kids walk or cycle to school alone.
			*Support extending the MARTA subway.
			*Tell the residents of Gwinnett County that they're cowards whose fear of crime is irrational.
	*Support building Cop City.		*Support building Cop City.
	*Call them [[Redneck\|"rednecks".]] They get [[Butthurt\|buttmangled]] over shit like that.		*Call them [[Redneck\|"rednecks".]] They get [[Butthurt\|buttmangled]] over shit like that.

Crow caw: /* Fun Things to do in Atlanta */

2024-10-29T01:58:37Z

Fun Things to do in Atlanta

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	==Fun Things to do in Atlanta==		==Fun Things to do in Atlanta==
	Take a ride on the city's metro transit system MARTA, which is actually an acronym for Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta.		Take a ride on the city's metro transit system MARTA, which is actually an acronym for Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta.

			Jaywalk (which is a victimless "crime" that only exists in pedestrian-hating North America), and then see how quickly Kevin Leonpacher beats you to death.

			Get your ass thrown in the Gwinnett County jail and then see how quickly the guards brutally execute you when you politely ask them to tone down the anger.

			Say anything about the real Georgia (the country), and no one will know what the fuck you're talking about because Americunts lack passports!

	The Masquerade, a concert venue, makes every thursday night a freak show by hosting [[goth\|80's night]]. The crowd is made up of [[faggots]], [[goths]]. [[ravers]] that didn't have any money (80's night requires a password, [[lolwut\|not money]]), and some very irritated looking staff. It's always the same people, 90% of them have [[orgy\|slept together]], which leads to some great [[irl]] [[kung fu\|drama]].		The Masquerade, a concert venue, makes every thursday night a freak show by hosting [[goth\|80's night]]. The crowd is made up of [[faggots]], [[goths]]. [[ravers]] that didn't have any money (80's night requires a password, [[lolwut\|not money]]), and some very irritated looking staff. It's always the same people, 90% of them have [[orgy\|slept together]], which leads to some great [[irl]] [[kung fu\|drama]].
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	[[Adult Swim]] is based out of Atlanta, and is located next to Little 5 Points. This would probably be somewhat fun to visit, but [[fail\|the staff and security won't let you inside]].		[[Adult Swim]] is based out of Atlanta, and is located next to Little 5 Points. This would probably be somewhat fun to visit, but [[fail\|the staff and security won't let you inside]].

	Walking around most neighborhoods at night will basically ensure you getting [[niggers\|raped, shot, stabbed, or mugged]]. The [[cops]] will [[lie\|be on the scene to help asap though]].		Walking around most neighborhoods at night will basically ensure you getting [[niggers\|raped, shot, stabbed, or mugged]]. The [[cops]] will [[lie\|be on the scene to help asap though]], except the evil Kevin Leonpacher.
	[[Image:Web-blondie-0091.jpg\|thumb\|Blondie, the main [[cumdumpster\|attraction]] of the Cleromont Lounge]]		[[Image:Web-blondie-0091.jpg\|thumb\|Blondie, the main [[cumdumpster\|attraction]] of the Cleromont Lounge]]

Crow caw: /* How to piss someone from Atlanta off */

2024-10-29T01:54:54Z

How to piss someone from Atlanta off

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	*Call the blacks [[Nigger\|"nigger".]]		*Call the blacks [[Nigger\|"nigger".]]
	*Tell the [[Mexico\|Mexican]] [[Spics\|spics]] [[Texas]] is better.		*Tell the [[Mexico\|Mexican]] [[Spics\|spics]] [[Texas]] is better.
			*Jaywalk in front of Kevin Leonpacher, then shout "rape!!" as he beats you to death.
			*Support building Cop City.
	*Call them [[Redneck\|"rednecks".]] They get [[Butthurt\|buttmangled]] over shit like that.		*Call them [[Redneck\|"rednecks".]] They get [[Butthurt\|buttmangled]] over shit like that.

Crow caw: /* Other Residents */

2024-10-29T01:52:51Z

Other Residents

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	*[[Mexicans]]		*[[Mexicans]]
	*[[Black People]]		*[[Black People]]
			*[[Hitler\|Kevin Leonpacher]]
			*[[Hell\|Cop City]]
	*[[Korea]]ns		*[[Korea]]ns
	*[[LARP]]ers		*[[LARP]]ers

imported>I hate autistic people: /* How to piss someone from Atlanta off */

2023-05-10T12:10:30Z

How to piss someone from Atlanta off

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imported>I hate autistic people: /* How to piss someone from Atlanta off */

2023-05-10T12:10:30Z

How to piss someone from Atlanta off

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	*Tell them [[Jew York City]] and [[Los Angeles]] is better.		*Tell them [[Jew York City]] and [[Los Angeles]] is better.
	*Call the blacks [[Nigger\|"nigger".]]		*Call the blacks [[Nigger\|"nigger".]]
	*Tell ~~them~~ [[Mexico\|Mexican]] [[Spics\|spics]] [[Texas]] is better.		*Tell the [[Mexico\|Mexican]] [[Spics\|spics]] [[Texas]] is better.
	*Call them [[Redneck\|"rednecks".]] They get [[Butthurt\|buttmangled]] over shit like that.		*Call them [[Redneck\|"rednecks".]] They get [[Butthurt\|buttmangled]] over shit like that.

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	*Call the blacks [[Nigger\|"nigger".]]		*Call the blacks [[Nigger\|"nigger".]]
	*Tell the [[Mexico\|Mexican]] [[Spics\|spics]] [[Texas]] is better.		*Tell the [[Mexico\|Mexican]] [[Spics\|spics]] [[Texas]] is better.
			*Suggest [[truth\|building denser housing in the existing cities is a better idea than destroying the environment by committing deforestation for moar suburban sprawl]]
	*Jaywalk in front of Kevin Leonpacher, then shout "rape!!" as he beats you to death.		*Jaywalk in front of Kevin Leonpacher, then shout "rape!!" as he beats you to death.
	*Say the [[Fact\|real Georgia (the country) is better than the fake "Georgia" (a subnational division]]).		*Say the [[Fact\|real Georgia (the country) is better than the fake "Georgia" (a subnational division]]).