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	[[image:Atari.gif\|frame\|centre\|<s>Nothing screams 'Class' quite like a wood veneer...</s> It was the Seventies. ''Everything'' had wood veneer.]]		[[image:Atari.gif\|frame\|centre\|<s>Nothing screams 'Class' quite like a wood veneer...</s> It was the Seventies. ''Everything'' had wood veneer.]]
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imported>1sam234: Moving order

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Moving order

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	==5200==		===Pong===
			<center>{{frame\|[[Image:Pong.png\|This was the idea of fun in 1972]]\|border=black\|background=white}}</center>
			One of the first titles to be released for the Atari, this black <s>person</s> and [[white]] blatant [[Bulletball]] rip-off provides sheer minutes of entertainment.
			{{Clear}}

			==Atari 5200==
	[[File:5200-PoS.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|[[Bullshit\|Yes, they thought this was an improvement.]]]]		[[File:5200-PoS.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|[[Bullshit\|Yes, they thought this was an improvement.]]]]
	The Atari 5200 is an inferior piece of shit to its predecessor [[oldfag]]: the Atari 2600. Its controller barely responds to anything you do unless you beg it to end your suffering, and it used a number pad for some of the simplest games ever, making it look more like you were playing on a shitty cell phone than anything. It did have another controller to attempt to fix that problem rather than fix it, that had you playing with its [[balls\|ball]], but it was like playing with a VCR in your lap. Because clearly, simply fixing what was wrong with your controller was too much effort and money while Atari swam in its pool made of Jew Golds and tears of crying, unhappy children, Scrooge-style.		The Atari 5200 is an inferior piece of shit to its predecessor [[oldfag]]: the Atari 2600. Its controller barely responds to anything you do unless you beg it to end your suffering, and it used a number pad for some of the simplest games ever, making it look more like you were playing on a shitty cell phone than anything. It did have another controller to attempt to fix that problem rather than fix it, that had you playing with its [[balls\|ball]], but it was like playing with a VCR in your lap. Because clearly, simply fixing what was wrong with your controller was too much effort and money while Atari swam in its pool made of Jew Golds and tears of crying, unhappy children, Scrooge-style.

	It had a tiny library akin to Dylan Standerford's reproductive organs, which you couldn't play anyway because of said controller working like it was a block of styrofoam. The games, like the system, are [[shit]] and [[bubba]]-sized. At least the back opened up to hold your Bud Light so you can drink yourself to sleep and disappointment at having [[Xbox One\|spending hundreds of dollars on a potential brick]].		It had a tiny library akin to Dylan Standerford's reproductive organs, which you couldn't play anyway because of said controller working like it was a block of styrofoam. The games, like the system, are [[shit]] and [[bubba]]-sized. At least the back opened up to hold your Bud Light so you can drink yourself to sleep and disappointment at having [[Xbox One\|spending hundreds of dollars on a potential brick]].
	~~===Pong===~~
	~~<center>{{frame\|[[Image:Pong.png\|This was the idea of fun in 1972]]\|border=black\|background=white}}</center>~~
	~~One of the first titles to be released for the Atari, this black <s>person</s> and [[white]] blatant [[Bulletball]] rip-off provides sheer minutes of entertainment.~~
	~~{{Clear}}~~

	==The Atari Lynx==		==The Atari Lynx==

imported>LulzKiller at 19:34, 4 July 2015

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	==5200==		==5200==
			[[File:5200-PoS.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|[[Bullshit\|Yes, they thought this was an improvement.]]]]
			The Atari 5200 is an inferior piece of shit to its predecessor [[oldfag]]: the Atari 2600. Its controller barely responds to anything you do unless you beg it to end your suffering, and it used a number pad for some of the simplest games ever, making it look more like you were playing on a shitty cell phone than anything. It did have another controller to attempt to fix that problem rather than fix it, that had you playing with its [[balls\|ball]], but it was like playing with a VCR in your lap. Because clearly, simply fixing what was wrong with your controller was too much effort and money while Atari swam in its pool made of Jew Golds and tears of crying, unhappy children, Scrooge-style.

			It had a tiny library akin to Dylan Standerford's reproductive organs, which you couldn't play anyway because of said controller working like it was a block of styrofoam. The games, like the system, are [[shit]] and [[bubba]]-sized. At least the back opened up to hold your Bud Light so you can drink yourself to sleep and disappointment at having [[Xbox One\|spending hundreds of dollars on a potential brick]].
	===Pong===		===Pong===
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imported>LulzKiller at 19:32, 4 July 2015

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	In the early 80s, [[Over 9000\|dozens upon dozens]] of third-party companies developed and released cartridges for the Atari 2600. Hilarity then ensued when what became entitled the "[[BSOD\|Video Game Crash of 1983]]" took place, bankrupting and putting out of business [[Over 9000\|many]] of these third-party vendors. The real lulz came when some of these plucky third-party people then went on to jump through many legal hoops in order to [[Win\|keep on]] churning out shitty games for the system, going so far as to take their fight to the [[Government\|Supreme Court]]. A fantastic by-product of the eventual ruling was [[Custer's Revenge]], for which Atari consequently took Mystique to court. The fucking cry-babies, who doesn't like [[rape]]?		In the early 80s, [[Over 9000\|dozens upon dozens]] of third-party companies developed and released cartridges for the Atari 2600. Hilarity then ensued when what became entitled the "[[BSOD\|Video Game Crash of 1983]]" took place, bankrupting and putting out of business [[Over 9000\|many]] of these third-party vendors. The real lulz came when some of these plucky third-party people then went on to jump through many legal hoops in order to [[Win\|keep on]] churning out shitty games for the system, going so far as to take their fight to the [[Government\|Supreme Court]]. A fantastic by-product of the eventual ruling was [[Custer's Revenge]], for which Atari consequently took Mystique to court. The fucking cry-babies, who doesn't like [[rape]]?
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			==5200==

	===Pong===		===Pong===

imported>LulzKiller: Undo revision 762547 by LulzKiller (talk) wait a sec

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	One of the first titles to be released for the Atari, this black <s>person</s> and [[white]] blatant [[Bulletball]] rip-off provides sheer minutes of entertainment.		One of the first titles to be released for the Atari, this black <s>person</s> and [[white]] blatant [[Bulletball]] rip-off provides sheer minutes of entertainment.
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	~~==Atari 5200==~~

	==The Atari Lynx==		==The Atari Lynx==

imported>LulzKiller at 19:22, 4 July 2015

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	One of the first titles to be released for the Atari, this black <s>person</s> and [[white]] blatant [[Bulletball]] rip-off provides sheer minutes of entertainment.		One of the first titles to be released for the Atari, this black <s>person</s> and [[white]] blatant [[Bulletball]] rip-off provides sheer minutes of entertainment.
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			==Atari 5200==

	==The Atari Lynx==		==The Atari Lynx==

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