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Local Celebrities

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	*Jake Hoffman, idiot [[Nazi\|populist]] who loves NIMBYism and hates public transit users and cyclists. Endorsed by the evil [[Randal O'Toole]].		*Jake Hoffman, idiot [[Nazi\|populist]] who loves NIMBYism and hates public transit users and cyclists. Endorsed by the evil [[Randal O'Toole]].
	*Katie Hobbs, NIMBY democrap endorsed by Adolf Newsom who executes people in gas chambers 70+ years after Nazi Germany did it.		*Katie Hobbs, NIMBY democrap endorsed by Adolf Newsom who executes people in gas chambers 70+ years after Nazi Germany did it.
			*[[Joe Arpaio]], the American [[Mahathir bin Mohamad\|Madhatter]] who has since been ultimately replaced by [[Grady Judd]] in [[Florida]].
	*[[Dead\|Charlie Kirk]], leading [[MAGA]]ite activist obsessed with convincing h[[white]] people and only white people to marry at age 12 and have 10+ kids by age 20.		*[[Dead\|Charlie Kirk]], leading [[MAGA]]ite activist obsessed with convincing h[[white]] people and only white people to marry at age 12 and have 10+ kids by age 20.

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Local Celebrities

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	*Chris Oskins, retired pig and serial rapist.		*Chris Oskins, retired pig and serial rapist.
	*Susie Greener, feminazi with tuberculosis.		*Susie Greener, feminazi with tuberculosis.
			*Jake Hoffman, idiot [[Nazi\|populist]] who loves NIMBYism and hates public transit users and cyclists. Endorsed by the evil [[Randal O'Toole]].
			*Katie Hobbs, NIMBY democrap endorsed by Adolf Newsom who executes people in gas chambers 70+ years after Nazi Germany did it.
			*[[Dead\|Charlie Kirk]], leading [[MAGA]]ite activist obsessed with convincing h[[white]] people and only white people to marry at age 12 and have 10+ kids by age 20.

	== THAT. BIRD.==		== THAT. BIRD.==

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Local Celebrities

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	*Michelle Branch, a pop-rock singer that [[Shit no one cares about\|no one cares about]].		*Michelle Branch, a pop-rock singer that [[Shit no one cares about\|no one cares about]].
	*[[Alice Cooper]], a rock singer who uses his raspy singing voice.		*[[Alice Cooper]], a rock singer who uses his raspy singing voice.
	*Blessthefall, The Maine, and other shitty [[emo]] bands that come out of the boredom of teenage suburbanites. This tends to be common in [[Ohio\|other places where there is little to do for the teen crowd]].		*Blessthefall, The Maine, [[Jew\|Jimmy Eat World]], literally every [[deathcore]] band and other shitty [[emo]], pop punk, [[metalcore]] and alternative bands that come out of the boredom of teenage suburbanites. This tends to be common in [[Ohio\|other places where there is little to do for the teen crowd]].
	*Drew Binsky, [[Israhell]] supporter and supposed philanthropist who thinks from a terminally US-centric perspective despite being a rich [[Jew\|globalist]].		*Drew Binsky, [[Israhell]] supporter and supposed philanthropist who thinks from a terminally US-centric perspective despite being a rich [[Jew\|globalist]].
			*Barry Goldwater, eugenics supporter. Thankfully burning in hell.
	*Chris Oskins, retired pig and serial rapist.		*Chris Oskins, retired pig and serial rapist.
	*Susie Greener, feminazi with tuberculosis.		*Susie Greener, feminazi with tuberculosis.

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	{{achtung\|[http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/03/us/03transplant.html?hp HOLY SHIT ~~REPUBLICAN~~ GOVERNOR ~~JAN BREWER MADE THE FIRST DEATH PANELS~~ IN ARIZONA!]}}		{{achtung\|[http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/03/us/03transplant.html?hp HOLY SHIT DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR KATIE HOBBS EXECUTES PEOPLE IN GAS CHAMBERS IN ARIZONA!]}}
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	* People that drive terribly, speeding at the wrong times and going too slow at the wrong times, and always tailgating		* People that drive terribly, speeding at the wrong times and going too slow at the wrong times, and always tailgating
	* Home to the city with the Highest Unemployment Rate! Higher than the Great Depression!! (Yuma)		* Home to the city with the Highest Unemployment Rate! Higher than the Great Depression!! (Yuma)
			* Gas chamber executions 75+ years after the Nazis last did it.
			* [[Bullshit\|ZOMG IT'S A SWING STATE CRITICAL SWING STATE CRITICAL BATTLEGROUND STATE KEY SWING STATE PIVOTAL SWING STATE BEST PLACE EVER ONLY PLACE THAT MATTERS EVERY ELECTION YEAR MUH MANUFACTURING JOBZZZ!!!!!1!!]]

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	*Asphalt hot enough to cook an egg on, and [http://archive.fo/p20lI people senile enough to walk on it barefoot].		*Asphalt hot enough to cook an egg on, and [http://archive.fo/p20lI people senile enough to walk on it barefoot].
	* And [[Nothing\|much much more!]]		* And [[Nothing\|much much more!]]
	[[Spanish]], Juggalo and [[Ebonics]] are the chiefly spoken languages in Arizona, and [[white]] people are severely outnumbered in most of the state, except for the small colonies (aka Truck Stops, Scottsdale, Anthem which is a cemetery and Youngtown now populated by old, cheap [[Jews]]) where the whiteys and trailer park trash gather together. Basically every city in Arizona is a [[Mexican]] ghetto surrounded by white/trailer park trash. What's scarier is that it's [[IRL]]. All Arizonans carry guns, even toddlers and the mentally ill/retarded, and most households actually contain more guns than people.		[[Spanish]], Juggalo and [[Ebonics]] are the chiefly spoken languages in Arizona, and [[white]] people are severely outnumbered in most of the state, except for the small colonies (aka Truck Stops, Scottsdale, Anthem which is a cemetery and Youngtown now populated by old, cheap [[Jews]]) where the whiteys and trailer park trash gather together. Basically every city in Arizona is a [[Mexican]] ghetto surrounded by sexy chubby white/trailer park trash bitches. What's scarier is that it's [[IRL]]. All Arizonans carry guns, even toddlers and the mentally ill/retarded, and most households actually contain more guns than people.

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	*Drew Binsky, [[Israhell]] supporter and supposed philanthropist who thinks from a terminally US-centric perspective despite being a rich [[Jew\|globalist]].		*Drew Binsky, [[Israhell]] supporter and supposed philanthropist who thinks from a terminally US-centric perspective despite being a rich [[Jew\|globalist]].
	*Chris Oskins, retired pig and serial rapist.		*Chris Oskins, retired pig and serial rapist.
			*Susie Greener, feminazi with tuberculosis.

	== THAT. BIRD.==		== THAT. BIRD.==

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Phoenix Valley

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	The cosmopolitan center of this vibrant state. Let's explore the rich and varied tapestry of suburbs.		The cosmopolitan center of this vibrant state. Let's explore the rich and varied tapestry of suburbs.

	The Valley mixes everything that sucks about big cities with everything that sucks about living in the butt-fuck middle of nowhere. It's hotter than hell and the smog is trapped by the mountains/absolute lack of wind. Urban sprawl is rampant, so have enough money to get a car. If you don't, you can explore the city's vibrant and eccentric public transit system, ~~where there~~ will ~~be an~~ [[~~at least 100~~]] ~~percent chance you can meet an authentic methhead~~. The Light Rail opened in December 2008, and, unlike the rail system in other inferior cities, does not require you to provide proof of ticket purchase before getting on the platform. The Rail works by an "honor system", and there's maybe a one-in-ten chance one of the underpaid Valley Metro employees will board to check your tickets. Nice!		The Valley mixes everything that sucks about big cities with everything that sucks about living in the butt-fuck middle of nowhere. It's hotter than hell and the smog is trapped by the mountains/absolute lack of wind. Urban sprawl is rampant, so have enough money to get a car. If you don't, you can explore the city's vibrant and eccentric public transit system, which will piss of the evil [[Randal O'Toole]]. The Light Rail opened in December 2008, and unlike the rail system in other inferior cities, does not ruin stations with excessive parking lots. Nice!

	Phoenix proper, including parts of Glendale, has many city-run pools that have been closed for several years. Reports of rotovirus, or [[AIDS]], have been found to contaminate the water, and the city shut many pools in the inner city area down. This was probably caused by Mexicans, or that naked [[Joe Arpaio\|dirty old man]] doing backstrokes in the kiddie pool.		Phoenix proper, including parts of Glendale, has many city-run pools that have been closed for several years. Reports of rotovirus, or [[AIDS]], have been found to contaminate the water, and the city shut many pools in the inner city area down. This was probably caused by Mexicans, or that naked [[Joe Arpaio\|dirty old man]] doing backstrokes in the kiddie pool.
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	Scottsdale, often called Snobsdale or Snottsdale by everyone who doesn't live in Scottsdale, is the wannabe fake-ass Beverly Hills of Arizona, with all the vapid fail that entails and none of the win, unless you count low property prices because NOBODY WANTS TO LIVE IN A SHITTY DESERT. Most of the high school students can afford heroin and collectively contribute 1% of Afghanistan's GDP. Scottsdale boasts endless, sweeping plains of McMansions, Hummers, [[failure]], and overpriced resorts that fill up with rich douchebags in the winter. Proud home of the [[golf\|Phoenix Open]]! [[At least 100]] percent of the Mormonical kids who go to college out-of-state will go to CU Boulder, to smoke, drink, and snowboard on their parents' dime.		Scottsdale, often called Snobsdale or Snottsdale by everyone who doesn't live in Scottsdale, is the wannabe fake-ass Beverly Hills of Arizona, with all the vapid fail that entails and none of the win, unless you count low property prices because NOBODY WANTS TO LIVE IN A SHITTY DESERT. Most of the high school students can afford heroin and collectively contribute 1% of Afghanistan's GDP. Scottsdale boasts endless, sweeping plains of McMansions, Hummers, [[failure]], and overpriced resorts that fill up with rich douchebags in the winter. Proud home of the [[golf\|Phoenix Open]]! [[At least 100]] percent of the Mormonical kids who go to college out-of-state will go to CU Boulder, to smoke, drink, and snowboard on their parents' dime.

			Being mentally ill, homeless or autistic in Phoenix carries a mandatory death penalty. No trial; the cops will murder you instantly and get away with it. If you're lucky, maybe you'll get sent to the gas chamber. Eat your heart out, [[Alabama]] and [[Mao\|Jeff Landry]]! There's a new modern day Hitler in town!

	== Tucson and Pima County ==		== Tucson and Pima County ==

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Local Celebrities

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	*[[Alice Cooper]], a rock singer who uses his raspy singing voice.		*[[Alice Cooper]], a rock singer who uses his raspy singing voice.
	*Blessthefall, The Maine, and other shitty [[emo]] bands that come out of the boredom of teenage suburbanites. This tends to be common in [[Ohio\|other places where there is little to do for the teen crowd]].		*Blessthefall, The Maine, and other shitty [[emo]] bands that come out of the boredom of teenage suburbanites. This tends to be common in [[Ohio\|other places where there is little to do for the teen crowd]].
			*Drew Binsky, [[Israhell]] supporter and supposed philanthropist who thinks from a terminally US-centric perspective despite being a rich [[Jew\|globalist]].
			*Chris Oskins, retired pig and serial rapist.

	== THAT. BIRD.==		== THAT. BIRD.==

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Joe Arpaio

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	Many failed recall petitions have attempted to [[V&]] him, but they all failed, probably because he would just shit on the petition and then burn it in the faces of the <s>American people</s> whiney [[leftards]]. He finally lost re-election in 2016 and was convicted of contempt of court. Then [[Trump]] pardoned him. FOR THE LULZ.		Many failed recall petitions have attempted to [[V&]] him, but they all failed, probably because he would just shit on the petition and then burn it in the faces of the <s>American people</s> whiney [[leftards]]. He finally lost re-election in 2016 and was convicted of contempt of court. Then [[Trump]] pardoned him. FOR THE LULZ.

			Since leaving power, Arpaio has been replaced by a much worse copycat in [[Florida]] named [[Hitler\|Grady Judd]].

	== Places to be and die ==		== Places to be and die ==

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Places to be and die

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	== Places to be and die ==		== Places to be and die ==
	Phoenix is one, so is Tucson surrounded by stolen wild cacti, Prescott and Flagstaff gets cold, Yuma is fucking hot and Nogales or Douglas for those who want to go Mexican for the night. It has a few overgrown suburbs and dead golf courses in gulches of Paradise Valley, Tempe, Mesa, Chandler, Gilbert, Goodyear, Buckeye, Avondale, Palo Verde, Peoria, Glendale, Surprise, Casa Grande ([[moar]] like Casa Ghetto, [[amirite]]?) and Apache Junction (whew). Sorry that Palm Springs isn't located in Arizona. Oh, don't forget to visit the Grand Canyon and the Meteor Crater both located on Indian land, where you find red men sell jade gems, trinkets and blankets, so they can buy their firewater mixed with malt liquor and Listerine.		Phoenix is one, so is Tucson surrounded by stolen wild cacti, Prescott and Flagstaff gets cold, Yuma is fucking hot and Nogales or Douglas for those who want to go Mexican for the night. It has a few overgrown suburbs and dead golf courses in gulches of Paradise Valley, Tempe, Mesa, Chandler, Gilbert, Goodyear, Buckeye, Avondale, Palo Verde, Peoria, Glendale, Surprise, Casa Grande ([[moar]] like Casa Ghetto, [[amirite]]?) and Apache Junction (whew). Sorry that Palm Springs isn't located in Arizona. Oh, don't forget to visit the Grand Canyon and the Meteor Crater both located on Indian land, where you find red men sell jade gems, trinkets and blankets, so they can buy their firewater mixed with malt liquor and Listerine. As for the "die" piece, the new governor Katie Hobbs is an [[California\|Adolf Newsom]] supporter who will violently execute you in a [[Nazi]] gas chamber for entertainment. The AG Mark Burnovich will beat you to death with nunchucks. Yay [[death penalty\|barbarianism]]!

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	Basically, Arizona is a hot, boring, desolate State that <del>wishes it was East California.</del> should be nuked.		Basically, Arizona is a hot, boring, desolate State that <del>wishes it was East California.</del> should be nuked.