Ariana Grande - Revision history

PooF9 at 22:41, 29 March 2026

2026-03-29T22:41:04Z

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The PolishPrince: /* External Links */

2026-03-28T01:15:28Z

External Links

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The PolishPrince: /* Pete almost becomes an hero */

2026-03-27T23:14:22Z

Pete almost becomes an hero

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	[[File:Pete pulls the an hero card.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Oh he helped us, all right. He helped us learn what a sucker he is!]]		[[File:Pete pulls the an hero card.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Oh he helped us, all right. He helped us learn what a sucker he is!]]
	[[File:Petes GoFundMe after a break up.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Yo mama! That's who started it for Pete's fame hungry ass!]]		[[File:Petes GoFundMe after a break up.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Yo mama! That's who started it for Pete's fame hungry ass!]]
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	After only less than half a year of dating an even almost getting married, Ariana and Pete went their separate ways not long after Mac sacrificed his life to drugs due to depression seeing a whore he left his childhood sweetheart for cheat and leave him for a comedian <s>whom she thought had a bigger dick than him</s> who was just about to marry his own sweetheart before she left his unfunny ass. This of course lead to Ariana's fandom full of shitty, smelly feminist skanks and men wearing their own dick cheese as a second pair of underwear to harass him. It got so bad to where Pete decided to pull the "I'm going to kill myself!" card as means to get the harassment to stop. It was so bad, that the police had to come over to his house during his audition for the 2018 Golden iPod Awards. Later, Ariana got furious when Pete made jokes about their break-up on Saturday Night Live right after she took one nasty jab at him, saying "thank you, next" and putting him in a burn book in her own tasteless rip off of Mean Girls, literally after she went to go see Pete to save herself from getting his blood on her stans' hands that are already literally full of more than enough genital goop.		After only less than half a year of dating an even almost getting married, Ariana and Pete went their separate ways not long after Mac sacrificed his life to drugs due to depression seeing a whore he left his childhood sweetheart for cheat and leave him for a comedian <s>whom she thought had a bigger dick than him</s> who was just about to marry his own sweetheart before she left his unfunny ass. This of course lead to Ariana's fandom full of shitty, smelly feminist skanks and men wearing their own dick cheese as a second pair of underwear to harass him. It got so bad to where Pete decided to pull the "I'm going to kill myself!" card as means to get the harassment to stop. It was so bad, that the police had to come over to his house during his audition for the 2018 Golden iPod Awards. Later, Ariana got furious when Pete made jokes about their break-up on Saturday Night Live right after she took one nasty jab at him, saying "thank you, next" and putting him in a burn book in her own tasteless rip off of Mean Girls, literally after she went to go see Pete to save herself from getting his blood on her stans' hands that are already literally full of more than enough genital goop.
	{{quote\|I've spoken about BPD and being suicidal publicly only in the hopes that it will help bring awareness and help kids like myself who don't want to be on this earth… I just want you guys to know. No matter how hard the internet or anyone tries to make me kill myself. I won't. I'm upset I even have to say this.\| Pete after failing to win a Golden iPod Award for 2018}}		{{quote\|I've spoken about BPD and being suicidal publicly only in the hopes that it will help bring awareness and help kids like myself who don't want to be on this earth… I just want you guys to know. No matter how hard the internet or anyone tries to make me kill myself. I won't. I'm upset I even have to say this.\| Pete after failing to win a Golden iPod Award for 2018}}

YeagerBomberman: Gonna update this piece by piece as I gain more new information from her Snark Subreddit (which are very helpful for ED articles about celebrities)

2025-07-13T13:39:17Z

Gonna update this piece by piece as I gain more new information from her Snark Subreddit (which are very helpful for ED articles about celebrities)

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	[[File:Clinton eyes Ariana.png\|250px\|thumb\|left\|Looks like Bill Clinton hasn't learned since the last time he eyed another woman behind Hillary's back.]]		[[File:Clinton eyes Ariana.png\|250px\|thumb\|left\|Looks like Bill Clinton hasn't learned since the last time he eyed another woman behind Hillary's back.]]
	[[File:Swiperiana.png\|250px\|right\|thumb\|Ariana on her way to steal your boyfriend/husband/fiance!]]		[[File:Swiperiana.png\|250px\|right\|thumb\|Ariana on her way to steal your boyfriend/husband/fiance!]]
	Once upon a time, Ariana's parents divorced when she was a [[jailbait\|little girl]] with a blossoming sexual thirst. As a result of not growing up in a normal household with two loving parents to steer her in the right direction, she began to steal men away from their significant others only to cheat on them with another taken man after getting bored of the very men she took from their ex partners. From Jai Brooks, to Nathan Sykes, to Big Sean, the list goes on and on and on.		[[File:Arianas drastic weight loss.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|left\|[[You\|Who]] would have thought this would be the result of [[Whore\|having too much sex]]?]]
			Once upon a time, Ariana's parents divorced when she was a [[jailbait\|little girl]] with a blossoming sexual thirst. As a result of not growing up in a normal household with two loving parents to steer her in the right direction, and Christians constantly telling her that her older brother was going to roast like a Thanksgiving turkey down in hell for his habit of fucking himself both front and back to other men and constantly inviting them for dick slapping fests under the sheets in addition to sticking his own dick up their asses to a point where their rectums will hurt too much to shit for days, she began to steal men away from their significant others only to cheat on them with another taken man after getting bored of the very men she took from their ex partners. From Jai Brooks, to Nathan Sykes, to Big Sean, the list goes on and on and on.
			<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_Lm8-bRPog</youtube></center>
			<center>'''How does she keep getting away with all the fucked up shit she's done?'''</center>

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	~~\|<br><center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_Lm8-bRPog</youtube></center><center>'''How does she keep getting away with all the fucked up shit she's done?'''</center>~~
	~~\|<br><center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu15oRlin9I</youtube></center><center>'''It's so bad that even the lesbians are scared of her!'''</center>~~
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	== The Nickelodeon Days ==		== The Nickelodeon Days ==
	[[File:First time blackfishing.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Ariana's first time race swapping!]]		[[File:First time blackfishing.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Ariana's first time race swapping!]]
			[[File:Jennette lost the Raise award to Ariana.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Oh, that's why the friendship ended!]]
	Ariana was pretty much [[Dan Schneider\|Dan Schneider's]] personal favorite piece of jailbait to work with. He would constantly cuddle her like she was some sort of trophy wife session after session, always ready to beat his teeny tiny meat to her stinky smelly feet. She also doesn't get along well with certain celebrities. She had a feud with Victoria Justice back in the Victorious days where she blamed Victoria for ending the show which made fans angry with Victoria. In "What's Next For Sarah?", a parody of Ariana Grande was called "Gloriana" pokes fun at Ariana's narcissistic demeanor and her claiming to be a vegan while wearing leather bags and stuff with [[furry\|animal fur]] on it. Some time after the sisterhood in Dan Schneider's prison of fap-material fantasies ended, Jennette called out Ariana's skank ass for having been such a naughty nasty whorebag. Rumor has it, Ariana took all the hush money so that she doesn't end up in a strip club full of [[pedo\| men who have lost their virginities to their cum-ridden hands looking at petite women]]. Thanks to Jennette's call outs about her, Ariana got [[butthurt]] as hell and put her on a list of people interviewers are not allowed to ask her about in addition to <s>Mariah Carey, an old hag who's only popular during Christmas season that accused her of being a copy cat voice-wise.</s> Sike! Ariana molested Mariah into collaborating with her on a remix of Yes, And?, where she tried to fight back against the homewrecker label and empower her fellow whores, but failed miserably to appeal to the usual numbers.		Ariana was pretty much [[Dan Schneider\|Dan Schneider's]] personal favorite piece of jailbait to work with. He would constantly cuddle her like she was some sort of trophy wife session after session, always ready to beat his teeny tiny meat to her stinky smelly feet. She also doesn't get along well with certain celebrities. She had a feud with Victoria Justice back in the Victorious days where she blamed Victoria for ending the show which made fans angry with Victoria. In "What's Next For Sarah?", a parody of Ariana Grande was called "Gloriana" pokes fun at Ariana's narcissistic demeanor and her claiming to be a vegan while wearing leather bags and stuff with [[furry\|animal fur]] on it. Some time after the sisterhood in Dan Schneider's prison of fap-material fantasies ended, Jennette called out Ariana's skank ass for having been such a naughty nasty whorebag. Rumor has it, Ariana took all the hush money so that she doesn't end up in a strip club full of [[pedo\| men who have lost their virginities to their cum-ridden hands looking at petite women]]. Thanks to Jennette's call outs about her, Ariana got [[butthurt]] as hell and put her on a list of people interviewers are not allowed to ask her about in addition to <s>Mariah Carey, an old hag who's only popular during Christmas season that accused her of being a copy cat voice-wise.</s> Sike! Ariana molested Mariah into collaborating with her on a remix of Yes, And?, where she tried to fight back against the homewrecker label and empower her fellow whores, but failed miserably to appeal to the usual numbers.
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			=== The beginning of so many failed relationshits===
	Her first foybriend, Graham Phillips was her longest lasting relationship before an unrelenting series of relationships that fail to last as long because she just can't contain her smol, jailbait sized tits when she sees a man who is already in a relationship, ready to ride their worn out dicks. At first, the second victim of her split up reverse harem, some lesbian-with-a-dick prankster named '''Jai Brooks''' was a total simp for her, calling her hot and all that stuff no sane human being (or at least one whose hands don't stink like cum or coochie every second) would ever say about someone as shitty as Ugliana. But wait! There were two arcs of that relationship! The first arc ended when Grande-Puta [https://archive.is/U6pZa predictably cheated on him] with Nathan <s>Dyke with a Dick</s> Sykes. They later got back together because Jai was a sucker for immature, overactive pussy at the time. But then a second breakup happened. Not because Jai was bad at sex, not because Jai's dick was two sizes too small, but because [https://www.bustle.com/articles/34440-ariana-grande-jai-brooks-broke-up-again-for-an-even-more-devastating-reason Jai didn't come comfort her when her grandfather croaked!] Bawwwww... What the fuck kind of excuse is that to dump someone who busted his lezzie looking ass to come back to you after you cheat on them with your next victim of short lasting relationships!?		Her first foybriend, Graham Phillips was her longest lasting relationship before an unrelenting series of relationships that fail to last as long because she just can't contain her smol, jailbait sized tits when she sees a man who is already in a relationship, ready to ride their worn out dicks. At first, the second victim of her split up reverse harem, some lesbian-with-a-dick prankster named '''Jai Brooks''' was a total simp for her, calling her hot and all that stuff no sane human being (or at least one whose hands don't stink like cum or coochie every second) would ever say about someone as shitty as Ugliana. But wait! There were two arcs of that relationship! The first arc ended when Grande-Puta [https://archive.is/U6pZa predictably cheated on him] with Nathan <s>Dyke with a Dick</s> Sykes. They later got back together because Jai was a sucker for immature, overactive pussy at the time. But then a second breakup happened. Not because Jai was bad at sex, not because Jai's dick was two sizes too small, but because [https://www.bustle.com/articles/34440-ariana-grande-jai-brooks-broke-up-again-for-an-even-more-devastating-reason Jai didn't come comfort her when her grandfather croaked!] Bawwwww... What the fuck kind of excuse is that to dump someone who busted his lezzie looking ass to come back to you after you cheat on them with your next victim of short lasting relationships!?
			<center>'''Whoriana says she didn't cheat on Jai, but these sure prove otherwise!'''</center>
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	=== Her first attempt at chocolate flavored dick ===		=== Her first attempt at chocolate flavored dick ===
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	Adopting a vegan lifestyle goes beyond just dietary preferences; it represents a comprehensive philosophy rooted in profound respect for all living creatures and a dedication to avoiding products that exploit animals. This commitment extends to both food choices and clothing. In her quest for fashion and status, Ariana may have overlooked the core principles of veganism, as highlighted by her vast collection of designer handbags that symbolize luxury but also animal exploitative while she positions herself as a strong supporter of veganism—a lifestyle that generally involves refraining from all animal products in both diet and fashion—a closer look at her lifestyle reveals a notable inconsistency. She often showcases high-end items from luxury brands like Chanel and Louis Vuitton, which are famous for their premium leather products. Furthermore, her collaborations with brands like MAC Cosmetics, which has been criticized for animal testing, complicate her position. Although MAC has made progress toward cruelty-free practices, its history of animal testing casts doubt on her association with the brand. Additionally, her partnership with Reebok, a company that manufactures leather sneakers, further highlights the contradictions in her declared vegan lifestyle. But wait, she's done something much worse that ultimately proves that she's faking her veganism...		Adopting a vegan lifestyle goes beyond just dietary preferences; it represents a comprehensive philosophy rooted in profound respect for all living creatures and a dedication to avoiding products that exploit animals. This commitment extends to both food choices and clothing. In her quest for fashion and status, Ariana may have overlooked the core principles of veganism, as highlighted by her vast collection of designer handbags that symbolize luxury but also animal exploitative while she positions herself as a strong supporter of veganism—a lifestyle that generally involves refraining from all animal products in both diet and fashion—a closer look at her lifestyle reveals a notable inconsistency. She often showcases high-end items from luxury brands like Chanel and Louis Vuitton, which are famous for their premium leather products. Furthermore, her collaborations with brands like MAC Cosmetics, which has been criticized for animal testing, complicate her position. Although MAC has made progress toward cruelty-free practices, its history of animal testing casts doubt on her association with the brand. Additionally, her partnership with Reebok, a company that manufactures leather sneakers, further highlights the contradictions in her declared vegan lifestyle. But wait, she's done something much worse that ultimately proves that she's faking her veganism...
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	<center><big>'''The infamous incident in a donut shop!'''</big></center>		<center><big>'''The infamous incident in a donut shop!'''</big></center>
	<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kDAzYjbugo</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kDAzYjbugo</youtube></center>
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	File:Chocciana protesting.png\|		File:Chocciana protesting.png\|
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	People say that Dalton cheated and that's why Ariana decided to file for divorce. NOPE! Turns out the real reason why Ariana left Dalton was because while on set for that dogshit fanfiction of a movie, la puta grande gazed upon on another married man, using her sexually provocative magic to make that particular man's dick dance all the way to her rancid coochie, as usual, just with one difference: '''The married man she seduced to her panties only just had a baby with his high school sweetheart!''' <s>Though if Dalton did cheat on her, we totally understand why he did it.</s> In addition to crying on interviews, she constantly flirts with Cynthia Erivo, a dyke who stole a woman from another woman and got triggered over people making pussy jokes about Elphaba. The romantic tendencies within her friendship with Cynthia and the growing amount of people who stick their hands down their pants to two women just interacting with each other ended up [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmU_4ObP7Jo scaring the dyke who Cynthia stole from a previous marriage shitless!]		People say that Dalton cheated and that's why Ariana decided to file for divorce. NOPE! Turns out the real reason why Ariana left Dalton was because while on set for that dogshit fanfiction of a movie, la puta grande gazed upon on another married man, using her sexually provocative magic to make that particular man's dick dance all the way to her rancid coochie, as usual, just with one difference: '''The married man she seduced to her panties only just had a baby with his high school sweetheart!''' <s>Though if Dalton did cheat on her, we totally understand why he did it.</s> In addition to crying on interviews, she constantly flirts with Cynthia Erivo, a dyke who stole a woman from another woman and got triggered over people making pussy jokes about Elphaba. The romantic tendencies within her friendship with Cynthia and the growing amount of people who stick their hands down their pants to two women just interacting with each other ended up [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmU_4ObP7Jo scaring the dyke who Cynthia stole from a previous marriage shitless!]
	[[File:Wicked Babysitting.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Pretty much how everyone who took part in and/or watched Wicked treat Ariana and Ethan after ruining the franchise for Ethan's ex wife]]		[[File:Wicked Babysitting.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Pretty much how everyone who took part in and/or watched Wicked treat Ariana and Ethan after ruining the franchise for Ethan's ex wife]]
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	<center>'''AND IT TURNS OUT SHE STOLE ETHAN JUST FOR THE FILM AND DOESN'T ACTUALLY FIND HIM HOT'''</center>		<center>'''AND IT TURNS OUT SHE STOLE ETHAN JUST FOR THE FILM AND DOESN'T ACTUALLY FIND HIM HOT'''</center>
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YeagerBomberman at 07:26, 2 June 2025

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	'''Ariana Grande-Butera''' is a [[feminazi]] [[attention whore]] who talks in a weird, annoying baby-voice, makes perpetual duck-faces when taking selfies and has dumped numerous men to get in touch with the dicks of men that are already in happy loving relationships, was apparently responsible for a [[Ariana Grande Massacre\|terrorist attack in England]], as well as {{Hover\|the pathetic suicide of Mac Miller\|According to butthurt fans}}. ~~Did you know she also has a serial killer fetish?~~		'''Ariana Grande-Butera''' is a [[feminazi]] [[attention whore]] who talks in a weird, annoying baby-voice, makes perpetual duck-faces when taking selfies and has dumped numerous men to get in touch with the dicks of men that are already in happy loving relationships, was apparently responsible for a [[Ariana Grande Massacre\|terrorist attack in England]], as well as {{Hover\|the pathetic suicide of Mac Miller\|According to butthurt fans}}.

	== No shame in stealing taken men ==		== No shame in stealing taken men ==
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	[[File:Clinton eyes Ariana.png\|250px\|thumb\|left\|Looks like Bill Clinton hasn't learned since the last time he eyed another woman behind Hillary's back.]]		[[File:Clinton eyes Ariana.png\|250px\|thumb\|left\|Looks like Bill Clinton hasn't learned since the last time he eyed another woman behind Hillary's back.]]
	[[File:Swiperiana.png\|250px\|right\|thumb\|Ariana on her way to steal your boyfriend/husband/fiance!]]		[[File:Swiperiana.png\|250px\|right\|thumb\|Ariana on her way to steal your boyfriend/husband/fiance!]]
	Once upon a time, Ariana's parents divorced when she was a [[jailbait\|little girl]] with a blossoming sexual thirst. As a result, she began to steal men away from their significant others only to cheat on them with another taken man after getting bored of the very men she took from their ex partners. From Jai Brooks, to Nathan Sykes, the list goes on and on and on.		Once upon a time, Ariana's parents divorced when she was a [[jailbait\|little girl]] with a blossoming sexual thirst. As a result of not growing up in a normal household with two loving parents to steer her in the right direction, she began to steal men away from their significant others only to cheat on them with another taken man after getting bored of the very men she took from their ex partners. From Jai Brooks, to Nathan Sykes, to Big Sean, the list goes on and on and on.

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	\|<br><center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~vu15oRlin9I~~</youtube></center><center>'''~~Yikes! Even~~ the ~~lesbians are scared of her!~~'''</center>		\|<br><center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_Lm8-bRPog</youtube></center><center>'''How does she keep getting away with all the fucked up shit she's done?'''</center>
	\|<br><center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~d_Lm8-bRPog~~</youtube></center><center>'''~~Her face ain~~'~~t looking~~ so ~~baby anymore!'''</center>~~		\|<br><center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu15oRlin9I</youtube></center><center>'''It's so bad that even the lesbians are scared of her!'''</center>
	~~\|<br><center><youtube>https://youtu.be/CZaWrUBS5Is</youtube></center><center>'''And she's actually proud~~ of it!?'''</center>
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	[[File:Ariana whining after getting caught.png\|thumb\|250px\|left\|Cry me a river! Oh! Cry me a river!]]		[[File:Ariana whining after getting caught.png\|thumb\|250px\|left\|Cry me a river! Oh! Cry me a river!]]
	Ever since she walked out of Nickelodeon with all that hush money she stole from the studio, Greedy Grande decided to adopt a habit of changing her race to not only appeal to as many communities as she can (well, except for the [[asexual]] community because everyone haaaaates when people don't get sexual feelings for anyone), but also try to make as many people as she can try to seduce into playing with their smelly flaky genitals to whatever race she was appropriating at the time.		Ever since she walked out of Nickelodeon with all that hush money she stole from the studio, Greedy Grande decided to adopt a habit of changing her race to not only appeal to as many communities as she can (well, except for the [[asexual]] community because everyone haaaaates when people don't get sexual feelings for anyone), but also try to make as many people as she can try to seduce into playing with their smelly flaky genitals to whatever race she was appropriating at the time.
	[[File:Another take on race baiting.png\|260px\|left]]		[[File:Another take on race baiting.png\|260px\|left]]
	Ariana's race shifting started with the [[Nigger\|walky talky chocolate people]] by applying enough fake tan to pull off the full body version of a blackface, and even adopted the chocolatey accent to go along with it after leading so many people to think she was [[Spic\|latina]]. In a shitty hip-hop-inspired joint about all of the joys of disposable income titled '''''7 Rings''''', she even had a shitty rap section to go along with mimicking the way [[rapper\|rappists]] and Wrecking Ball era [[Miley Cyrus]] violated our retinas with ass shaking moves so shitty that we wish they all got slapped with charges falling under sexual assault because that's how bad our eyes were assaulted with the power they thought they had in their asses.		Ariana's race shifting started with the [[Nigger\|walky talky chocolate people]] by applying enough fake tan to pull off the full body version of a blackface, and even adopted the chocolatey accent to go along with it after leading so many people to think she was [[Spic\|latina]]. In a shitty hip-hop-inspired joint about all of the joys of disposable income titled '''''7 Rings''''', she even had a shitty rap section to go along with mimicking the way [[rapper\|rappists]] and Wrecking Ball era [[Miley Cyrus]] violated our retinas with ass shaking moves so shitty that we wish they all got slapped with charges falling under sexual assault because that's how bad our eyes were assaulted with the power they thought they had in their asses.
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	<center>'''In fact, it was so bad that even Pete Gaveintotoomuchsex made a joke about it:'''</center>		<center>'''In fact, it was so bad that even Pete Gaveintotoomuchsex made a joke about it:'''</center>

YeagerBomberman: Broke the last section up into 2 different sections while adding more details to her relationshit with Dalton.

2025-06-02T00:34:32Z

Broke the last section up into 2 different sections while adding more details to her relationshit with Dalton.

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	When we say that Ariana has an unsettling obsession with topics like murder, we mean it! She claims to be deeply affected by the 2017 Manchester Massacre, yet she had no qualms about "joking" that JonBenet Ramsey, a 6-year-old girl who was brutally raped and murdered on Christmas Day in 1996, would make a great Halloween costume. That's right! According to Disgustiana, a deceased 6-year-old who was raped and killed is an acceptable choice for Halloween costumes. Then, during the series of interviews that took place while Hollywood was producing one big cash cow of a Wizard of Oz fanfiction, Ariana stated that cannibalistic serial killer, Jeffrey Dahmer was her '''dream dinner guest''' and '''LAUGHED''' throughout the interview like the sick psycho bitch she is. This did not sit well with the family of Dahmer's victim, Tony Hughes, who was deaf and non-verbal and was targeted and killed by Dahmer in 1991.		When we say that Ariana has an unsettling obsession with topics like murder, we mean it! She claims to be deeply affected by the 2017 Manchester Massacre, yet she had no qualms about "joking" that JonBenet Ramsey, a 6-year-old girl who was brutally raped and murdered on Christmas Day in 1996, would make a great Halloween costume. That's right! According to Disgustiana, a deceased 6-year-old who was raped and killed is an acceptable choice for Halloween costumes. Then, during the series of interviews that took place while Hollywood was producing one big cash cow of a Wizard of Oz fanfiction, Ariana stated that cannibalistic serial killer, Jeffrey Dahmer was her '''dream dinner guest''' and '''LAUGHED''' throughout the interview like the sick psycho bitch she is. This did not sit well with the family of Dahmer's victim, Tony Hughes, who was deaf and non-verbal and was targeted and killed by Dahmer in 1991.
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	~~== Back to being a white chick ==~~		==Failed marriage with Dalton Gomez==
	===Failed marriage with Dalton Gomez===
	[[File:How the marriage actually went.png\|250px\|thumb\|left\|Accurate portrayal of the proposal]]		[[File:How the marriage actually went.png\|250px\|thumb\|left\|Accurate portrayal of the proposal]]
	[[File:Typical day in that failed marriage.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Typical day in Dalton and Ariana's marriage]]		[[File:Typical day in that failed marriage.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Typical day in Dalton and Ariana's marriage]]
	[[File:Mama Grande welcoming Dalton at first.png\|275px\|left\|]]		[[File:Mama Grande welcoming Dalton at first.png\|275px\|left\|]]
	Eight months after Pete's fear of getting dumped because of grief from Mac Miller successfully winning the 2018 Golden iPod Awards came true, the puta grande tried again to get some chocolate dick with one of the two guys behind some ridiculously obscure band called Social House, who she collaborated with to produce a shitty song about <s>situationships</s> <s>friends with benefits</s> whatever the hell kind of "fuck around and find out" shit people do when searching for people to grow entitled to one another these days. She did manage to get on down to Mikey's chocolate salty balls a for little longer than she ate all the potato chips and cheese off Pete's kielbasa... until yet another man whose dick danced to her increasingly insatiable pussy came along and she decided she had enough chocolate-flavored dick shortly before Valentine's Day 2020, swapping races once again when the coronavirus was Kung Flu fighting its way around America. Her engagement to Pete came to fruition after only a month of dating. But with this Dalton Gomez fellow? Surprise! She had a little more patience, as she went on to get engaged four months subsequently from first getting to know this guys through what's underneath their underwear. Unlike last engagement, which failed due to Mac failing to fight his inner demons, this one succeeded after five stressful months. That didn't stop their friends from being concerned about the longevity of this relationship <s>and how it will fall apart</s>.		Eight months after Pete's fear of getting dumped because of grief from Mac Miller successfully winning the 2018 Golden iPod Awards came true, the puta grande tried again to get some chocolate dick with one of the two guys behind some ridiculously obscure band called Social House, who she collaborated with to produce a shitty song about <s>situationships</s> <s>friends with benefits</s> whatever the hell kind of "fuck around and find out" shit people do when searching for people to grow entitled to one another these days. She did manage to get on down to Mikey's chocolate salty balls a for little longer than she ate all the potato chips and cheese off Pete's kielbasa... until yet another man whose dick danced to her increasingly insatiable pussy came along and she decided she had enough chocolate-flavored dick shortly before Valentine's Day 2020, swapping races once again when the coronavirus was Kung Flu fighting its way around America. Her engagement to Pete came to fruition after only a month of dating. But with this Dalton Gomez fellow? Surprise! She had a little more patience, as she went on to get engaged four months subsequently from first getting to know this guys through what's underneath their underwear. Unlike last engagement, which failed due to Mac failing to fight his inner demons, this one succeeded after five stressful months. That didn't stop their friends from being concerned about the longevity of this relationship <s>and how it will fall apart</s>.

	[[File:Arianas first marriage.png\|thumb\|left\|What a lovely couple. We sure hope one's hypersexuality doesn't ruin it.]]		[[File:Arianas first marriage.png\|thumb\|left\|What a lovely couple. We sure hope one's hypersexuality doesn't ruin it.]]
	{{quote\|Ariana and Dalton’s friends have always been concerned by their whirlwind romance and felt their relationship would ultimately be short-lived. Their relationship has been rocky at different points, and they've had trouble making time for each other with scheduling issues.\|One witness said}}		{{quote\|Ariana and Dalton’s friends have always been concerned by their whirlwind romance and felt their relationship would ultimately be short-lived. Their relationship has been rocky at different points, and they've had trouble making time for each other with scheduling issues.\|One witness said}}

	[[File:Dalton's sister calls Ariana out.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Dalton's sister knows what happened! Ask her everything!]]		[[File:Dalton's sister calls Ariana out.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Dalton's sister knows what happened! Ask her everything!]]
	Surprisingly, this was actually her first relationship to last more than two years. However, because of them always having to be apart due to Wicked being filmed in the [[United Kingdom\|Land of Fish and Chips]] (but the two lead actresses refused to eat the fish and chips between scenes as one was constantly craving a man's personal meat, while the other's face constantly smelled like a group of shrimps after one hell of an undersea orgy), it only lasted as long as her very first relationship amongst the many men she tainted the lives of.		Surprisingly, this was actually her first relationship to last more than two years. However, because of them always having to be apart due to Wicked being filmed in the [[United Kingdom\|Land of Fish and Chips]] (but the two lead actresses refused to eat the fish and chips between scenes as one was constantly craving a man's personal meat, while the other's face constantly smelled like a group of shrimps after one hell of an undersea orgy), it only lasted as long as her very first relationship amongst the many men she tainted the lives of. Upon the divorce in 2023, Dalton was lucky to receive over $1,250,000 tax-free from la puta grande who left him for another married man as part of their divorce settlement. While he won’t be getting any spousal support, he will be entitled to half of the net profits from the sale of their Los Angeles home. Additionally, Ariana was forced to cover $25,000 of his attorney fees.
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	Now it's like I'm lookin' in the mirror,		At first glance, this might seem like just another celebrity divorce, but there’s more beneath the surface. Legal documents reveal that the former couple agreed not to release, disclose, or publish any photographs (and their related negatives), tapes, films, or similar materials in any form, whether now or in the future. Moreover, Gomez reportedly signed a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) that prohibits him from giving interviews, writing, or participating in any way with the creation or presentation of books, articles, interviews, programs, or any other type of publication related to the other party. As a result, Dalton is bound by this mutual agreement to remain silent about their relationship no matter how much Whoriana tries to twist up the story like Amber Heard did during the Johnny Depp trial. But Ariana proceeded to violate the negative remarks part of the NDA in her shitty slander burger of an album, ''Eternal Sunshine''.
	Hope you feel alright when you're in her,		{{quote\|Now it's like I'm lookin' in the mirror, Hope you feel alright when you're in her, I found a good boy and he's on my side, You're just my eternal sunshine, sunshine\|Ariana's personal "fuck you" to Dalton after the divorce.}}
	I found a good boy and he's on my side,
	You're just my eternal sunshine, sunshine\| Ariana's personal "fuck you" to Dalton after the divorce.}}
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			==Back to being a white chick==
	===[[Wicked (Movie)\|Wicked]]: Behind the Scenes===		===[[Wicked (Movie)\|Wicked]]: Behind the Scenes===
	[[File:Transitioning from Hood Bitch to Good Witch.png\|250px\|thumb\|left\|Another one hit with [[Michael Jackson\|Black to White]] disease!]]		[[File:Transitioning from Hood Bitch to Good Witch.png\|250px\|thumb\|left\|Another one hit with [[Michael Jackson\|Black to White]] disease!]]

YeagerBomberman at 23:05, 1 June 2025

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YeagerBomberman: /* Relationshit with Pete Davidson */ Moving the epilogue of that relationshit to Pete's article because I plan to add more details about her relationshits with Mac and Dalton on her article.

2025-05-31T03:36:14Z

Relationshit with Pete Davidson: Moving the epilogue of that relationshit to Pete's article because I plan to add more details about her relationshits with Mac and Dalton on her article.

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	== Relationshit with Pete Davidson ==		== Relationshit with Pete Davidson ==
	'''View more details on Pete's relationshit before this one [[Pete Davidson\|here]]'''		'''View more details on Pete's relationshit before this one [[Pete Davidson\|here]]'''
	[[File:Ariana and Pete origins.jpg\|225px\|thumb\|left\| ~~The~~ origin story of that relationship which crashed n' burned after Mac an hero'd himself]]		[[File:Ariana and Pete origins.jpg\|225px\|thumb\|left\| Part of the origin story of that relationship which crashed n' burned after Mac an hero'd himself]]
	[[File:Bahahahaha busted.png\|225px\|thumb\|right\| Oh Cazzie was PISSED that her almost husband was stolen by Homewreckiana!]]		[[File:Bahahahaha busted.png\|225px\|thumb\|right\| Oh Cazzie was PISSED that her almost husband was stolen by Homewreckiana!]]
	~~Sultriana~~ <s>only started seeing Pete just to make Mac jealous</s> [https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2018/06/201742/pete-davidson-ariana-grande-relationship-timeline-doesnt-make-sense couldn't help herself with Pete already planning to marry his girlfriend at the time] and just had to get down his pants because she likes used up dicks rather than fresh dicks. Pete ~~Davidson~~ would talk about her like an object, saying he felt like he won a prize. Ariana ~~got~~ matching tattoos with Pete and ~~made~~ a song for him on her album. They were always having public cyber sex and being a simp for one another until word got out that Mac couldn't fight his post-Ariana depression anymore.		Whoriana <s>only started seeing Pete just to make Mac jealous</s> [https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2018/06/201742/pete-davidson-ariana-grande-relationship-timeline-doesnt-make-sense couldn't help herself with Pete already planning to marry his girlfriend at the time] and just had to get down his pants because she likes used up dicks rather than fresh dicks. It all started when Ariana threw a little shindig at her Airbnb in NYC and decided to invite Pete while both of them were still in their respective relationshits. Stupid Brawn made the mistake of mentioning that Pete would be hanging out with some of the SNL crew, possibly hosting a big orgy party. La puta grande only wanted Scooter to say hello to Pete on her behalf, but the old fart took it up a notch and said, “Why not let him say hi himself?” and gave Pete her phone number. Pete had a mutual friend who was also heading to the after party, and he noted that the festivities kicked off before Ariana even made it back from the Gala. When she finally strolled in, she was still sporting an extremely slutty Sistine Chapel dress that screams out for all the men to fuck her with all the cum they got waiting to come out their weewees. The night turned into one hell of a raunchy comedy-styled game of Quiplash on the couch. As the guests started to drop like flies out the room, it ended up being just Pete and Ariana left in her place. That’s when he decided to channel his inner romantic and asked if he could kiss her. And they did like the filthy animals they are! As a result, they left their respective partners to pursue a relationshit that didn't even last half a year.
			[[File:Petiana matching phonecases.png\|225px\|thumb\|right\|First, she steals people's boyfriends, now she's stealing phones!?]]
			Pete would talk about her like an object, saying he felt like he won a prize. To top it off, Ariana decided to get matching tattoos with Pete, even went the extra mile and wrote a song for him on her album like she did with all the other suckers she managed to pull to her naked body. They were always having public cyber sex and being a simp for one another until word got out that Mac couldn't fight his post-Ariana depression anymore.

	[[File:Ariana talking about Petes dick.png\|225px\|thumb\|left\| Ariana talking about Pete's dick as if people give a shit about dick sizes (well, [[you]] do, apparently!)]]		[[File:Ariana talking about Petes dick.png\|225px\|thumb\|left\| Ariana talking about Pete's dick as if people give a shit about dick sizes (well, [[you]] do, apparently!)]]
	<br>{{cg\|'''Pete and Ariana's cringefest'''\|fcgallery\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">		<br>{{cg\|'''Pete and Ariana's cringefest'''\|fcgallery\|center\|<gallery perrow="6">
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	After only less than half a year of dating an even almost getting married, Ariana and Pete went their separate ways not long after Mac sacrificed his life to drugs due to depression seeing a whore he left his childhood sweetheart for cheat and leave him for a comedian <s>whom she thought had a bigger dick than him</s> who was just about to marry his own sweetheart before she left his unfunny ass. This of course lead to Ariana's fandom full of shitty, smelly feminist skanks and men wearing their own dick cheese as a second pair of underwear to harass him. It got so bad to where Pete decided to pull the "I'm going to kill myself!" card as means to get the harassment to stop. It was so bad, that the police had to come over to his house during his audition for the 2018 Golden iPod Awards. Later, Ariana got furious when Pete made jokes about their break-up on Saturday Night Live right after she took one nasty jab at him, saying "thank you, next" and putting him in a burn book in her own tasteless rip off of Mean Girls, literally after she went to go see Pete to save herself from getting his blood on her stans' hands that are already literally full of more than enough genital goop.		After only less than half a year of dating an even almost getting married, Ariana and Pete went their separate ways not long after Mac sacrificed his life to drugs due to depression seeing a whore he left his childhood sweetheart for cheat and leave him for a comedian <s>whom she thought had a bigger dick than him</s> who was just about to marry his own sweetheart before she left his unfunny ass. This of course lead to Ariana's fandom full of shitty, smelly feminist skanks and men wearing their own dick cheese as a second pair of underwear to harass him. It got so bad to where Pete decided to pull the "I'm going to kill myself!" card as means to get the harassment to stop. It was so bad, that the police had to come over to his house during his audition for the 2018 Golden iPod Awards. Later, Ariana got furious when Pete made jokes about their break-up on Saturday Night Live right after she took one nasty jab at him, saying "thank you, next" and putting him in a burn book in her own tasteless rip off of Mean Girls, literally after she went to go see Pete to save herself from getting his blood on her stans' hands that are already literally full of more than enough genital goop.
	{{quote\|I've spoken about BPD and being suicidal publicly only in the hopes that it will help bring awareness and help kids like myself who don't want to be on this earth… I just want you guys to know. No matter how hard the internet or anyone tries to make me kill myself. I won't. I'm upset I even have to say this.\| Pete after failing to win a Golden iPod Award for 2018}}		{{quote\|I've spoken about BPD and being suicidal publicly only in the hopes that it will help bring awareness and help kids like myself who don't want to be on this earth… I just want you guys to know. No matter how hard the internet or anyone tries to make me kill myself. I won't. I'm upset I even have to say this.\| Pete after failing to win a Golden iPod Award for 2018}}

	~~===Surprise! He's still a simp years after the breakup! ===~~
	~~[[File:Pete is still a simp.png\|250px\|thumb\|left\|Yup! He still remembers that bitch who broke his heart 2 races ago!]]~~
	You would have thought Pete getting harassed to the point of auditioning for the 2018 Golden iPod Awards on his ex's behalf would have traumatized him to the point of never wanting anything to do with Ariana again as evident with him burning off 200 tattoos he had in devotion to her. In addition to that, he wasn't too pleased with Ariana constantly talking about how big, juicy, and wet his dick was, but left everyone under the impression that he was flattered by them because he was that much of a people pleaser. Wrong! He's still not over her! Though, to be fair, she did change races two more times (and used her remaining black magic to steer another taken man away from a happy relationship because she was really that miserable with her own marriage at the time) while taking on the role for Wicked. So, he probably didn't recognize her at first... until <s>he read her name in the credits when risking 2 hours and 40 minutes of pure coccyx pain seeing how much her acting abilities had deteriorated over the last decade</s> her many simps couldn't help but get far up in his ass just to know whether or not he's still on good terms with that grande puta after almost ceasing his existence.
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	~~\|When we see each other, which is few and far between, because we’re not in the same circles, it’s all love.\| Pete talking about Ariana 6 years after pulling the an hero card~~
	\|I hope she wins the Oscar, I hope she takes the gold...I’ve had some pretty adult relationships with some pretty amazing women, and when it’s ended it’s been cool.\| Pete talking about Ariana 6 years after pulling the an hero card
	\|I’m a very sensitive person and it’s humiliating to see a picture of yourself eating a sandwich in a pink T-shirt with the headline ‘This is what Big Dick Energy is,’”\|Then why did Pete want her to get an Oscar for her bad acting!?
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YeagerBomberman: I thought putting "Relationshit" instead of "Relationship" In the headers was funnier.

2025-05-28T08:39:00Z

I thought putting "Relationshit" instead of "Relationship" In the headers was funnier.

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	== ~~Relationship~~ with Mac Miller that lead up to his death ==		== Relationshit with Mac Miller that lead up to his death ==
			'''View more about his only other relationshit [[Mac Miller\|here]]'''
	[[File:Mac_Miller_Nike_Sacrifice.jpg\|thumb\|225px\|right\|Just ''did'' it... lolfgt]]		[[File:Mac_Miller_Nike_Sacrifice.jpg\|thumb\|225px\|right\|Just ''did'' it... lolfgt]]
	[[File:Mac and Nomi tongue kissing.png\|225px\|thumb\|left\|Aww, what a cute couple that formed while they were in high school. Hope some whore with uncontrollable sexual desires doesn't get in the way of it!]]		[[File:Mac and Nomi tongue kissing.png\|225px\|thumb\|left\|Aww, what a cute couple that formed while they were in high school. Hope some whore with uncontrollable sexual desires doesn't get in the way of it!]]
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	After Ricky Alvarez failed to satiate her ravenous sexual appetite and didn't lick her body as much as he did with trays of donuts, she proceeded to steal Mac Miller from his childhood sweetheart, Nomi Leasure 3 years after their first collaboration that [[lie\| sure made them pass for a couple.]] Of course Mac ended up regretting it after <s>he solely missed how much sweeter and less demanding of sexual favors every second his previous sweetheart was</s> saw that Ariana was going after yet another man in a happy relationship!		After Ricky Alvarez failed to satiate her ravenous sexual appetite and didn't lick her body as much as he did with trays of donuts, she proceeded to steal Mac Miller from his childhood sweetheart, Nomi Leasure 3 years after their first collaboration that [[lie\| sure made them pass for a couple.]] Of course Mac ended up regretting it after <s>he solely missed how much sweeter and less demanding of sexual favors every second his previous sweetheart was</s> saw that Ariana was going after yet another man in a happy relationship!
	<center>{{morphquote\|bitchquotes\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;		<center>{{morphquote\|bitchquotes\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;
	\|I had seen him a few weeks ago in New York... We wound up talking and catching up for close to five hours. He seemed truly at peace with his life. Fully resolute about his past relationship (which he chose to end). Very optimistic about the future and his new album. Yes, somewhat anxious and self-conscious in the ways I knew him to be. But clear eyed and clear headed. Not on drugs, at least at that moment, and according to him not on drugs habitually at all.\| Nomi Leasure after seeing [http://www.post-gazette.com/ae/music/2018/09/07/mac-miller-death-tmz-report/stories/201809070140 Mac free from Ariana's reign of sexual demands]
	\|How absurd that you minimize female self-respect and self-worth by saying someone should stay in a toxic relationship because he wrote an album about them, which btw isn't the case (just Cinderella is (about) me). I am not a babysitter or a mother and no woman should feel that they need to be.		\|How absurd that you minimize female self-respect and self-worth by saying someone should stay in a toxic relationship because he wrote an album about them, which btw isn't the case (just Cinderella is (about) me). I am not a babysitter or a mother and no woman should feel that they need to be.
	I have cared for him and tried to support his sobriety & prayed for his balance for years (and always will of course) but shaming / blaming women for a man's inability to keep his shit together is a very major problem. let's please stop doing that.\| Ariana claims that she was trying to help Mac with his drug addiction, only to worsen it by dumping his junkie ass		I have cared for him and tried to support his sobriety & prayed for his balance for years (and always will of course) but shaming / blaming women for a man's inability to keep his shit together is a very major problem. let's please stop doing that.\| Ariana claims that she was trying to help Mac with his drug addiction, only to worsen it by dumping his junkie ass
			\|I had seen him a few weeks ago in New York... We wound up talking and catching up for close to five hours. He seemed truly at peace with his life. Fully resolute about his past relationship (which he chose to end). Very optimistic about the future and his new album. Yes, somewhat anxious and self-conscious in the ways I knew him to be. But clear eyed and clear headed. Not on drugs, at least at that moment, and according to him not on drugs habitually at all.\| Nomi Leasure after seeing [http://www.post-gazette.com/ae/music/2018/09/07/mac-miller-death-tmz-report/stories/201809070140 Mac free from Ariana's reign of sexual demands]
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	== ~~Relationship~~ with Pete Davidson ==		== Relationshit with Pete Davidson ==
	'''View more details on Pete's ~~relationship~~ before ~~that~~ [[Pete Davidson\|~~right~~ here]]'''		'''View more details on Pete's relationshit before this one [[Pete Davidson\|here]]'''
	[[File:Ariana and Pete origins.jpg\|225px\|thumb\|left\| The origin story of that relationship which crashed n' burned after Mac an hero'd himself]]		[[File:Ariana and Pete origins.jpg\|225px\|thumb\|left\| The origin story of that relationship which crashed n' burned after Mac an hero'd himself]]
	[[File:Bahahahaha busted.png\|225px\|thumb\|right\| Oh Cazzie was PISSED that her almost husband was stolen by Homewreckiana!]]		[[File:Bahahahaha busted.png\|225px\|thumb\|right\| Oh Cazzie was PISSED that her almost husband was stolen by Homewreckiana!]]
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	File:Avoidingtheuglyginger2.mp4\|Sorry Ethan, she's off to find your replacement.		File:Avoidingtheuglyginger2.mp4\|Sorry Ethan, she's off to find your replacement.
	File:Avoiding the ugly ginger 3.png\|{{Hover\|Why aren't they holding hands?\|Because they masturbated too much before sex!}}		File:Avoiding the ugly ginger 3.png\|{{Hover\|Why aren't they holding hands?\|Because they masturbated too much before sex!}}
	File:Arianas second lezzie affair.png\|{{colortext\|red\|""Mmmm,}} {{colortext\|orange\|tastes}} {{colortext\|#FFE900\|like}} {{colortext\|green\|undersea}} {{colortext\|blue\|mating}} {{colortext\|purple\|parties!"}}		File:Arianas second lezzie affair.png\|{{colortext\|red\|"Mmmm,}} {{colortext\|orange\|tastes}} {{colortext\|#FFE900\|like}} {{colortext\|green\|undersea}} {{colortext\|blue\|mating}} {{colortext\|purple\|parties!"}}
	File:Bowen trying to eat Ethans ass.png\|Look out, Ariana! Bowen's stealing the same man you stole from a wife with a kid!		File:Bowen trying to eat Ethans ass.png\|Look out, Ariana! Bowen's stealing the same man you stole from a wife with a kid!
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YeagerBomberman: /* Relationship with Mac Miller that lead up to his death */ Been wanting to fix this section for a while know, but it didn't come to my mind until now.

2025-05-26T23:02:43Z

Relationship with Mac Miller that lead up to his death: Been wanting to fix this section for a while know, but it didn't come to my mind until now.

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	\|I had seen him a few weeks ago in New York... We wound up talking and catching up for close to five hours. He seemed truly at peace with his life. Fully resolute about his past relationship (which he chose to end). Very optimistic about the future and his new album. Yes, somewhat anxious and self-conscious in the ways I knew him to be. But clear eyed and clear headed. Not on drugs, at least at that moment, and according to him not on drugs habitually at all.\| Nomi Leasure after seeing [http://www.post-gazette.com/ae/music/2018/09/07/mac-miller-death-tmz-report/stories/201809070140 Mac free from Ariana's reign of sexual demands]		\|I had seen him a few weeks ago in New York... We wound up talking and catching up for close to five hours. He seemed truly at peace with his life. Fully resolute about his past relationship (which he chose to end). Very optimistic about the future and his new album. Yes, somewhat anxious and self-conscious in the ways I knew him to be. But clear eyed and clear headed. Not on drugs, at least at that moment, and according to him not on drugs habitually at all.\| Nomi Leasure after seeing [http://www.post-gazette.com/ae/music/2018/09/07/mac-miller-death-tmz-report/stories/201809070140 Mac free from Ariana's reign of sexual demands]
	\|How absurd that you minimize female self-respect and self-worth by saying someone should stay in a toxic relationship because he wrote an album about them, which btw isn't the case (just ~~Cinderla~~ is (about) me). I am not a babysitter or a mother and no woman should feel that they need to be.		\|How absurd that you minimize female self-respect and self-worth by saying someone should stay in a toxic relationship because he wrote an album about them, which btw isn't the case (just Cinderella is (about) me). I am not a babysitter or a mother and no woman should feel that they need to be.
	I have cared for him and tried to support his sobriety & prayed for his balance for years (and always will of course) but shaming / blaming women for a man's inability to keep his shit together is a very major problem. let's please stop doing that.\| Ariana claims that she was trying to help Mac with his drug addiction, only to worsen it by dumping his junkie ass		I have cared for him and tried to support his sobriety & prayed for his balance for years (and always will of course) but shaming / blaming women for a man's inability to keep his shit together is a very major problem. let's please stop doing that.\| Ariana claims that she was trying to help Mac with his drug addiction, only to worsen it by dumping his junkie ass
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	=== Mac becomes an hero! ===		=== Mac becomes an hero! ===
	[[File:NOW she is sorry to him.png\|225px\|thumb\| Oh so after shit talking about him and causing him to get so depressed that he an hero'd, NOW she's calling him an angel?]]		[[File:NOW she is sorry to him.png\|225px\|thumb\| Oh so after shit talking about him and causing him to get so depressed that he an hero'd, NOW she's calling him an angel?]]
	~~Butthurt fans of talentless wigger~~ [[Mac ~~Miller~~]] ~~claim Ariana~~ was ~~definitely responsible for~~ his ~~suicide~~ because she just had to dump him to get onto another man's dick <s>just to spite him for not giving her hungry little pussy enough attention</s> because he couldn't help himself when it came to sweet, sweet drugs. Like the fake bitch she is, she would constantly talk shit about Mac Miller after they broke up - instead of keeping their reasons for breaking up private ~~- she wrote~~ about how he was toxic and she felt like she was a mother for him because he was sick ~~- but~~ when he became [[an hero]], she talked about him being an angel. The only people who are calling people assholes for saying that Ariana's cheating ass contributed to Mac getting so depressed and eliminating himself from the earth obviously masturbate to this whore's shitty music, whether they be pieces of jailbait running [[Eminem\|"stan"]] accounts, pedophiles who like when women have small loli tits, [[loser\|~~snort cocaine and fill~~ their genitals up with drugs]], ~~or go as far as~~ to ~~dream~~ about licking her pussy clean ~~knowing how much~~ that ~~will satisfy her sick mind~~.		[[File:Macs final message to the world.png\|225px\|thumb\|left\|Mac leaving one last message to the world before overdosing]]
			Tragedy struck on September 7, 2018. Miller was scheduled to shoot a music video later on that day, but instead, he was found unresponsive. His personal assistant tried to get him back up on his feet, transferring all the life saving cooties they can into the rapper's lungs until paramedics arrived. Sadly, the paramedics arrived too late, with Miller already past rigor mortis. The wannabe wigger's biggest fans went everywhere they can on the internet to put all the blame on Ariana because she just had to dump him to get onto another man's dick <s>just to spite him for not giving her hungry little pussy enough attention</s> because he couldn't help himself when it came to sweet, sweet drugs. Like the fake bitch she is, she would constantly talk shit about Mac Miller after they broke up instead of keeping their reasons for breaking up private, bitching her culo pequeño guarro off about how he was toxic and she felt like she was a mother for him because he was sick. But when he became [[an hero]], she talked about him being an angel. Pieces of jailbait running [[Eminem\|"stan"]] accounts, pedophiles who like when women have small loli tits, and even the [[loser\|losers]] who were filling their genitals up with the same drugs that killed Mac immediately started whining about what soulless assholes people were for saying that Ariana's cheating ass contributed to Mac getting so depressed and eliminating himself from the earth, moments before they went back to fapping to this whore's shitty music, some even dreaming about licking her pussy clean from all the cum it took from Pete each night.
			{{quote\|That was really horrible, and I can’t imagine what that shit is like. All I do know is that she really loved the shit out of him, and she wasn’t putting on a show or anything. That was fucked up!\| Pete knew he was in trouble!}}
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	== Relationship with Pete Davidson ==		== Relationship with Pete Davidson ==
	'''View more details on Pete's relationship before that [[Pete Davidson\|right here]]'''		'''View more details on Pete's relationship before that [[Pete Davidson\|right here]]'''

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	[[File:Pete pulls the an hero card.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Oh he helped us, all right. He helped us learn what a sucker he is!]]		[[File:Pete pulls the an hero card.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Oh he helped us, all right. He helped us learn what a sucker he is!]]
	[[File:Petes GoFundMe after a break up.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Yo mama! That's who started it for Pete's fame hungry ass!]]		[[File:Petes GoFundMe after a break up.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Yo mama! That's who started it for Pete's fame hungry ass!]]
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	After only less than half a year of dating an even almost getting married, Ariana and Pete went their separate ways not long after Mac sacrificed his life to drugs due to depression seeing a whore he left his childhood sweetheart for cheat and leave him for a comedian <s>whom she thought had a bigger dick than him</s> who was just about to marry his own sweetheart before she left his unfunny ass. This of course lead to Ariana's fandom full of shitty, smelly feminist skanks and men wearing their own dick cheese as a second pair of underwear to harass him. It got so bad to where Pete decided to pull the "I'm going to kill myself!" card as means to get the harassment to stop. It was so bad, that the police had to come over to his house during his audition for the 2018 Golden iPod Awards. Later, Ariana got furious when Pete made jokes about their break-up on Saturday Night Live right after she took one nasty jab at him, saying "thank you, next" and putting him in a burn book in her own tasteless rip off of Mean Girls, literally after she went to go see Pete to save herself from getting his blood on her stans' hands that are already literally full of more than enough genital goop.		After only less than half a year of dating an even almost getting married, Ariana and Pete went their separate ways not long after Mac sacrificed his life to drugs due to depression seeing a whore he left his childhood sweetheart for cheat and leave him for a comedian <s>whom she thought had a bigger dick than him</s> who was just about to marry his own sweetheart before she left his unfunny ass. This of course lead to Ariana's fandom full of shitty, smelly feminist skanks and men wearing their own dick cheese as a second pair of underwear to harass him. It got so bad to where Pete decided to pull the "I'm going to kill myself!" card as means to get the harassment to stop. It was so bad, that the police had to come over to his house during his audition for the 2018 Golden iPod Awards. Later, Ariana got furious when Pete made jokes about their break-up on Saturday Night Live right after she took one nasty jab at him, saying "thank you, next" and putting him in a burn book in her own tasteless rip off of Mean Girls, literally after she went to go see Pete to save herself from getting his blood on her stans' hands that are already literally full of more than enough genital goop.
	{{quote\|I've spoken about BPD and being suicidal publicly only in the hopes that it will help bring awareness and help kids like myself who don't want to be on this earth… I just want you guys to know. No matter how hard the internet or anyone tries to make me kill myself. I won't. I'm upset I even have to say this.\| Pete after failing to win a Golden iPod Award for 2018}}		{{quote\|I've spoken about BPD and being suicidal publicly only in the hopes that it will help bring awareness and help kids like myself who don't want to be on this earth… I just want you guys to know. No matter how hard the internet or anyone tries to make me kill myself. I won't. I'm upset I even have to say this.\| Pete after failing to win a Golden iPod Award for 2018}}

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	'''Ariana Grande-Butera''' is a [[feminazi]] [[attention whore]] who talks in a weird, annoying baby-voice, makes perpetual duck-faces when taking selfies and has dumped numerous men to get in touch with the dicks of men that are already in happy loving relationships, was apparently responsible for a [[Ariana Grande Massacre\|terrorist attack in England]], as well as {{Hover\|the pathetic suicide of Mac Miller\|According to butthurt fans}}. ~~Did you know she also has a serial killer fetish?~~		'''Ariana Grande-Butera''' is a [[feminazi]] [[attention whore]] who talks in a weird, annoying baby-voice, makes perpetual duck-faces when taking selfies and has dumped numerous men to get in touch with the dicks of men that are already in happy loving relationships, was apparently responsible for a [[Ariana Grande Massacre\|terrorist attack in England]], as well as {{Hover\|the pathetic suicide of Mac Miller\|According to butthurt fans}}.

	== No shame in stealing taken men ==		== No shame in stealing taken men ==
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	[[File:Clinton eyes Ariana.png\|250px\|thumb\|left\|Looks like Bill Clinton hasn't learned since the last time he eyed another woman behind Hillary's back.]]		[[File:Clinton eyes Ariana.png\|250px\|thumb\|left\|Looks like Bill Clinton hasn't learned since the last time he eyed another woman behind Hillary's back.]]
	[[File:Swiperiana.png\|250px\|right\|thumb\|Ariana on her way to steal your boyfriend/husband/fiance!]]		[[File:Swiperiana.png\|250px\|right\|thumb\|Ariana on her way to steal your boyfriend/husband/fiance!]]
	Once upon a time, Ariana's parents divorced when she was a [[jailbait\|little girl]] with a blossoming sexual thirst. As a result, she began to steal men away from their significant others only to cheat on them with another taken man after getting bored of the very men she took from their ex partners. From Jai Brooks, to Nathan Sykes, the list goes on and on and on.		Once upon a time, Ariana's parents divorced when she was a [[jailbait\|little girl]] with a blossoming sexual thirst. As a result of not growing up in a normal household with two loving parents to steer her in the right direction, she began to steal men away from their significant others only to cheat on them with another taken man after getting bored of the very men she took from their ex partners. From Jai Brooks, to Nathan Sykes, to Big Sean, the list goes on and on and on.

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	\|<br><center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~vu15oRlin9I~~</youtube></center><center>'''~~Yikes! Even~~ the ~~lesbians are scared of her!~~'''</center>		\|<br><center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_Lm8-bRPog</youtube></center><center>'''How does she keep getting away with all the fucked up shit she's done?'''</center>
	\|<br><center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~d_Lm8-bRPog~~</youtube></center><center>'''~~Her face ain~~'~~t looking~~ so ~~baby anymore!'''</center>~~		\|<br><center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu15oRlin9I</youtube></center><center>'''It's so bad that even the lesbians are scared of her!'''</center>
	~~\|<br><center><youtube>https://youtu.be/CZaWrUBS5Is</youtube></center><center>'''And she's actually proud~~ of it!?'''</center>
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	[[File:Ariana laying in a casket for fun.png\|260px\|left]]		[[File:Ariana laying in a casket for fun.png\|260px\|left]]
	[[File:Ariana whining after getting caught.png\|thumb\|250px\|left\|Cry me a river! Oh! Cry me a river!]]		[[File:Ariana whining after getting caught.png\|thumb\|250px\|left\|Cry me a river! Oh! Cry me a river!]]
	Ever since she walked out of Nickelodeon with all that hush money she stole from the studio, Greedy Grande decided to adopt a habit of changing her race to not only appeal to as many communities as she can (well, except for the [[asexual]] community because everyone haaaaates when people don't get sexual feelings for anyone), but also try to make as many people as she can try to seduce into playing with their smelly flaky genitals to whatever race she was appropriating at the time.		Ever since she walked out of Nickelodeon with all that hush money she stole from the studio, Greedy Grande decided to adopt a habit of changing her race to not only appeal to as many communities as she can (well, except for the [[asexual]] community because everyone haaaaates when people don't get sexual feelings for anyone), but also try to make as many people as she can try to seduce into playing with their smelly flaky genitals to whatever race she was appropriating at the time.
	[[File:Another take on race baiting.png\|260px\|left]]		[[File:Another take on race baiting.png\|260px\|left]]
	Ariana's race shifting started with the [[Nigger\|walky talky chocolate people]] by applying enough fake tan to pull off the full body version of a blackface, and even adopted the chocolatey accent to go along with it after leading so many people to think she was [[Spic\|latina]]. In a shitty hip-hop-inspired joint about all of the joys of disposable income titled '''''7 Rings''''', she even had a shitty rap section to go along with mimicking the way [[rapper\|rappists]] and Wrecking Ball era [[Miley Cyrus]] violated our retinas with ass shaking moves so shitty that we wish they all got slapped with charges falling under sexual assault because that's how bad our eyes were assaulted with the power they thought they had in their asses.		Ariana's race shifting started with the [[Nigger\|walky talky chocolate people]] by applying enough fake tan to pull off the full body version of a blackface, and even adopted the chocolatey accent to go along with it after leading so many people to think she was [[Spic\|latina]]. In a shitty hip-hop-inspired joint about all of the joys of disposable income titled '''''7 Rings''''', she even had a shitty rap section to go along with mimicking the way [[rapper\|rappists]] and Wrecking Ball era [[Miley Cyrus]] violated our retinas with ass shaking moves so shitty that we wish they all got slapped with charges falling under sexual assault because that's how bad our eyes were assaulted with the power they thought they had in their asses.
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	File:Twerkiana.mp4\|		File:Twerkiana.mp4\|
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	<center>'''In fact, it was so bad that even Pete Gaveintotoomuchsex made a joke about it:'''</center>		<center>'''In fact, it was so bad that even Pete Gaveintotoomuchsex made a joke about it:'''</center>

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	When we say that Ariana has an unsettling obsession with topics like murder, we mean it! She claims to be deeply affected by the 2017 Manchester Massacre, yet she had no qualms about "joking" that JonBenet Ramsey, a 6-year-old girl who was brutally raped and murdered on Christmas Day in 1996, would make a great Halloween costume. That's right! According to Disgustiana, a deceased 6-year-old who was raped and killed is an acceptable choice for Halloween costumes. Then, during the series of interviews that took place while Hollywood was producing one big cash cow of a Wizard of Oz fanfiction, Ariana stated that cannibalistic serial killer, Jeffrey Dahmer was her '''dream dinner guest''' and '''LAUGHED''' throughout the interview like the sick psycho bitch she is. This did not sit well with the family of Dahmer's victim, Tony Hughes, who was deaf and non-verbal and was targeted and killed by Dahmer in 1991.		When we say that Ariana has an unsettling obsession with topics like murder, we mean it! She claims to be deeply affected by the 2017 Manchester Massacre, yet she had no qualms about "joking" that JonBenet Ramsey, a 6-year-old girl who was brutally raped and murdered on Christmas Day in 1996, would make a great Halloween costume. That's right! According to Disgustiana, a deceased 6-year-old who was raped and killed is an acceptable choice for Halloween costumes. Then, during the series of interviews that took place while Hollywood was producing one big cash cow of a Wizard of Oz fanfiction, Ariana stated that cannibalistic serial killer, Jeffrey Dahmer was her '''dream dinner guest''' and '''LAUGHED''' throughout the interview like the sick psycho bitch she is. This did not sit well with the family of Dahmer's victim, Tony Hughes, who was deaf and non-verbal and was targeted and killed by Dahmer in 1991.
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	~~== Back to being a white chick ==~~		==Failed marriage with Dalton Gomez==
	===Failed marriage with Dalton Gomez===
	[[File:How the marriage actually went.png\|250px\|thumb\|left\|Accurate portrayal of the proposal]]		[[File:How the marriage actually went.png\|250px\|thumb\|left\|Accurate portrayal of the proposal]]
	[[File:Typical day in that failed marriage.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Typical day in Dalton and Ariana's marriage]]		[[File:Typical day in that failed marriage.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Typical day in Dalton and Ariana's marriage]]
	[[File:Mama Grande welcoming Dalton at first.png\|275px\|left\|]]		[[File:Mama Grande welcoming Dalton at first.png\|275px\|left\|]]
	Eight months after Pete's fear of getting dumped because of grief from Mac Miller successfully winning the 2018 Golden iPod Awards came true, the puta grande tried again to get some chocolate dick with one of the two guys behind some ridiculously obscure band called Social House, who she collaborated with to produce a shitty song about <s>situationships</s> <s>friends with benefits</s> whatever the hell kind of "fuck around and find out" shit people do when searching for people to grow entitled to one another these days. She did manage to get on down to Mikey's chocolate salty balls a for little longer than she ate all the potato chips and cheese off Pete's kielbasa... until yet another man whose dick danced to her increasingly insatiable pussy came along and she decided she had enough chocolate-flavored dick shortly before Valentine's Day 2020, swapping races once again when the coronavirus was Kung Flu fighting its way around America. Her engagement to Pete came to fruition after only a month of dating. But with this Dalton Gomez fellow? Surprise! She had a little more patience, as she went on to get engaged four months subsequently from first getting to know this guys through what's underneath their underwear. Unlike last engagement, which failed due to Mac failing to fight his inner demons, this one succeeded after five stressful months. That didn't stop their friends from being concerned about the longevity of this relationship <s>and how it will fall apart</s>.		Eight months after Pete's fear of getting dumped because of grief from Mac Miller successfully winning the 2018 Golden iPod Awards came true, the puta grande tried again to get some chocolate dick with one of the two guys behind some ridiculously obscure band called Social House, who she collaborated with to produce a shitty song about <s>situationships</s> <s>friends with benefits</s> whatever the hell kind of "fuck around and find out" shit people do when searching for people to grow entitled to one another these days. She did manage to get on down to Mikey's chocolate salty balls a for little longer than she ate all the potato chips and cheese off Pete's kielbasa... until yet another man whose dick danced to her increasingly insatiable pussy came along and she decided she had enough chocolate-flavored dick shortly before Valentine's Day 2020, swapping races once again when the coronavirus was Kung Flu fighting its way around America. Her engagement to Pete came to fruition after only a month of dating. But with this Dalton Gomez fellow? Surprise! She had a little more patience, as she went on to get engaged four months subsequently from first getting to know this guys through what's underneath their underwear. Unlike last engagement, which failed due to Mac failing to fight his inner demons, this one succeeded after five stressful months. That didn't stop their friends from being concerned about the longevity of this relationship <s>and how it will fall apart</s>.

	[[File:Arianas first marriage.png\|thumb\|left\|What a lovely couple. We sure hope one's hypersexuality doesn't ruin it.]]		[[File:Arianas first marriage.png\|thumb\|left\|What a lovely couple. We sure hope one's hypersexuality doesn't ruin it.]]
	{{quote\|Ariana and Dalton’s friends have always been concerned by their whirlwind romance and felt their relationship would ultimately be short-lived. Their relationship has been rocky at different points, and they've had trouble making time for each other with scheduling issues.\|One witness said}}		{{quote\|Ariana and Dalton’s friends have always been concerned by their whirlwind romance and felt their relationship would ultimately be short-lived. Their relationship has been rocky at different points, and they've had trouble making time for each other with scheduling issues.\|One witness said}}

	[[File:Dalton's sister calls Ariana out.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Dalton's sister knows what happened! Ask her everything!]]		[[File:Dalton's sister calls Ariana out.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Dalton's sister knows what happened! Ask her everything!]]
	Surprisingly, this was actually her first relationship to last more than two years. However, because of them always having to be apart due to Wicked being filmed in the [[United Kingdom\|Land of Fish and Chips]] (but the two lead actresses refused to eat the fish and chips between scenes as one was constantly craving a man's personal meat, while the other's face constantly smelled like a group of shrimps after one hell of an undersea orgy), it only lasted as long as her very first relationship amongst the many men she tainted the lives of.		Surprisingly, this was actually her first relationship to last more than two years. However, because of them always having to be apart due to Wicked being filmed in the [[United Kingdom\|Land of Fish and Chips]] (but the two lead actresses refused to eat the fish and chips between scenes as one was constantly craving a man's personal meat, while the other's face constantly smelled like a group of shrimps after one hell of an undersea orgy), it only lasted as long as her very first relationship amongst the many men she tainted the lives of. Upon the divorce in 2023, Dalton was lucky to receive over $1,250,000 tax-free from la puta grande who left him for another married man as part of their divorce settlement. While he won’t be getting any spousal support, he will be entitled to half of the net profits from the sale of their Los Angeles home. Additionally, Ariana was forced to cover $25,000 of his attorney fees.
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	Now it's like I'm lookin' in the mirror,		At first glance, this might seem like just another celebrity divorce, but there’s more beneath the surface. Legal documents reveal that the former couple agreed not to release, disclose, or publish any photographs (and their related negatives), tapes, films, or similar materials in any form, whether now or in the future. Moreover, Gomez reportedly signed a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) that prohibits him from giving interviews, writing, or participating in any way with the creation or presentation of books, articles, interviews, programs, or any other type of publication related to the other party. As a result, Dalton is bound by this mutual agreement to remain silent about their relationship no matter how much Whoriana tries to twist up the story like Amber Heard did during the Johnny Depp trial. But Ariana proceeded to violate the negative remarks part of the NDA in her shitty slander burger of an album, ''Eternal Sunshine''.
	Hope you feel alright when you're in her,		{{quote\|Now it's like I'm lookin' in the mirror, Hope you feel alright when you're in her, I found a good boy and he's on my side, You're just my eternal sunshine, sunshine\|Ariana's personal "fuck you" to Dalton after the divorce.}}
	I found a good boy and he's on my side,
	You're just my eternal sunshine, sunshine\| Ariana's personal "fuck you" to Dalton after the divorce.}}
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			==Back to being a white chick==
	===[[Wicked (Movie)\|Wicked]]: Behind the Scenes===		===[[Wicked (Movie)\|Wicked]]: Behind the Scenes===
	[[File:Transitioning from Hood Bitch to Good Witch.png\|250px\|thumb\|left\|Another one hit with [[Michael Jackson\|Black to White]] disease!]]		[[File:Transitioning from Hood Bitch to Good Witch.png\|250px\|thumb\|left\|Another one hit with [[Michael Jackson\|Black to White]] disease!]]

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	== Relationshit with Pete Davidson ==		== Relationshit with Pete Davidson ==
	'''View more details on Pete's relationshit before this one [[Pete Davidson\|here]]'''		'''View more details on Pete's relationshit before this one [[Pete Davidson\|here]]'''
	[[File:Ariana and Pete origins.jpg\|225px\|thumb\|left\| ~~The~~ origin story of that relationship which crashed n' burned after Mac an hero'd himself]]		[[File:Ariana and Pete origins.jpg\|225px\|thumb\|left\| Part of the origin story of that relationship which crashed n' burned after Mac an hero'd himself]]
	[[File:Bahahahaha busted.png\|225px\|thumb\|right\| Oh Cazzie was PISSED that her almost husband was stolen by Homewreckiana!]]		[[File:Bahahahaha busted.png\|225px\|thumb\|right\| Oh Cazzie was PISSED that her almost husband was stolen by Homewreckiana!]]
	~~Sultriana~~ <s>only started seeing Pete just to make Mac jealous</s> [https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2018/06/201742/pete-davidson-ariana-grande-relationship-timeline-doesnt-make-sense couldn't help herself with Pete already planning to marry his girlfriend at the time] and just had to get down his pants because she likes used up dicks rather than fresh dicks. Pete ~~Davidson~~ would talk about her like an object, saying he felt like he won a prize. Ariana ~~got~~ matching tattoos with Pete and ~~made~~ a song for him on her album. They were always having public cyber sex and being a simp for one another until word got out that Mac couldn't fight his post-Ariana depression anymore.		Whoriana <s>only started seeing Pete just to make Mac jealous</s> [https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2018/06/201742/pete-davidson-ariana-grande-relationship-timeline-doesnt-make-sense couldn't help herself with Pete already planning to marry his girlfriend at the time] and just had to get down his pants because she likes used up dicks rather than fresh dicks. It all started when Ariana threw a little shindig at her Airbnb in NYC and decided to invite Pete while both of them were still in their respective relationshits. Stupid Brawn made the mistake of mentioning that Pete would be hanging out with some of the SNL crew, possibly hosting a big orgy party. La puta grande only wanted Scooter to say hello to Pete on her behalf, but the old fart took it up a notch and said, “Why not let him say hi himself?” and gave Pete her phone number. Pete had a mutual friend who was also heading to the after party, and he noted that the festivities kicked off before Ariana even made it back from the Gala. When she finally strolled in, she was still sporting an extremely slutty Sistine Chapel dress that screams out for all the men to fuck her with all the cum they got waiting to come out their weewees. The night turned into one hell of a raunchy comedy-styled game of Quiplash on the couch. As the guests started to drop like flies out the room, it ended up being just Pete and Ariana left in her place. That’s when he decided to channel his inner romantic and asked if he could kiss her. And they did like the filthy animals they are! As a result, they left their respective partners to pursue a relationshit that didn't even last half a year.
			[[File:Petiana matching phonecases.png\|225px\|thumb\|right\|First, she steals people's boyfriends, now she's stealing phones!?]]
			Pete would talk about her like an object, saying he felt like he won a prize. To top it off, Ariana decided to get matching tattoos with Pete, even went the extra mile and wrote a song for him on her album like she did with all the other suckers she managed to pull to her naked body. They were always having public cyber sex and being a simp for one another until word got out that Mac couldn't fight his post-Ariana depression anymore.

	[[File:Ariana talking about Petes dick.png\|225px\|thumb\|left\| Ariana talking about Pete's dick as if people give a shit about dick sizes (well, [[you]] do, apparently!)]]		[[File:Ariana talking about Petes dick.png\|225px\|thumb\|left\| Ariana talking about Pete's dick as if people give a shit about dick sizes (well, [[you]] do, apparently!)]]
	<br>{{cg\|'''Pete and Ariana's cringefest'''\|fcgallery\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">		<br>{{cg\|'''Pete and Ariana's cringefest'''\|fcgallery\|center\|<gallery perrow="6">
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	After only less than half a year of dating an even almost getting married, Ariana and Pete went their separate ways not long after Mac sacrificed his life to drugs due to depression seeing a whore he left his childhood sweetheart for cheat and leave him for a comedian <s>whom she thought had a bigger dick than him</s> who was just about to marry his own sweetheart before she left his unfunny ass. This of course lead to Ariana's fandom full of shitty, smelly feminist skanks and men wearing their own dick cheese as a second pair of underwear to harass him. It got so bad to where Pete decided to pull the "I'm going to kill myself!" card as means to get the harassment to stop. It was so bad, that the police had to come over to his house during his audition for the 2018 Golden iPod Awards. Later, Ariana got furious when Pete made jokes about their break-up on Saturday Night Live right after she took one nasty jab at him, saying "thank you, next" and putting him in a burn book in her own tasteless rip off of Mean Girls, literally after she went to go see Pete to save herself from getting his blood on her stans' hands that are already literally full of more than enough genital goop.		After only less than half a year of dating an even almost getting married, Ariana and Pete went their separate ways not long after Mac sacrificed his life to drugs due to depression seeing a whore he left his childhood sweetheart for cheat and leave him for a comedian <s>whom she thought had a bigger dick than him</s> who was just about to marry his own sweetheart before she left his unfunny ass. This of course lead to Ariana's fandom full of shitty, smelly feminist skanks and men wearing their own dick cheese as a second pair of underwear to harass him. It got so bad to where Pete decided to pull the "I'm going to kill myself!" card as means to get the harassment to stop. It was so bad, that the police had to come over to his house during his audition for the 2018 Golden iPod Awards. Later, Ariana got furious when Pete made jokes about their break-up on Saturday Night Live right after she took one nasty jab at him, saying "thank you, next" and putting him in a burn book in her own tasteless rip off of Mean Girls, literally after she went to go see Pete to save herself from getting his blood on her stans' hands that are already literally full of more than enough genital goop.
	{{quote\|I've spoken about BPD and being suicidal publicly only in the hopes that it will help bring awareness and help kids like myself who don't want to be on this earth… I just want you guys to know. No matter how hard the internet or anyone tries to make me kill myself. I won't. I'm upset I even have to say this.\| Pete after failing to win a Golden iPod Award for 2018}}		{{quote\|I've spoken about BPD and being suicidal publicly only in the hopes that it will help bring awareness and help kids like myself who don't want to be on this earth… I just want you guys to know. No matter how hard the internet or anyone tries to make me kill myself. I won't. I'm upset I even have to say this.\| Pete after failing to win a Golden iPod Award for 2018}}

	~~===Surprise! He's still a simp years after the breakup! ===~~
	~~[[File:Pete is still a simp.png\|250px\|thumb\|left\|Yup! He still remembers that bitch who broke his heart 2 races ago!]]~~
	You would have thought Pete getting harassed to the point of auditioning for the 2018 Golden iPod Awards on his ex's behalf would have traumatized him to the point of never wanting anything to do with Ariana again as evident with him burning off 200 tattoos he had in devotion to her. In addition to that, he wasn't too pleased with Ariana constantly talking about how big, juicy, and wet his dick was, but left everyone under the impression that he was flattered by them because he was that much of a people pleaser. Wrong! He's still not over her! Though, to be fair, she did change races two more times (and used her remaining black magic to steer another taken man away from a happy relationship because she was really that miserable with her own marriage at the time) while taking on the role for Wicked. So, he probably didn't recognize her at first... until <s>he read her name in the credits when risking 2 hours and 40 minutes of pure coccyx pain seeing how much her acting abilities had deteriorated over the last decade</s> her many simps couldn't help but get far up in his ass just to know whether or not he's still on good terms with that grande puta after almost ceasing his existence.
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	~~\|When we see each other, which is few and far between, because we’re not in the same circles, it’s all love.\| Pete talking about Ariana 6 years after pulling the an hero card~~
	\|I hope she wins the Oscar, I hope she takes the gold...I’ve had some pretty adult relationships with some pretty amazing women, and when it’s ended it’s been cool.\| Pete talking about Ariana 6 years after pulling the an hero card
	\|I’m a very sensitive person and it’s humiliating to see a picture of yourself eating a sandwich in a pink T-shirt with the headline ‘This is what Big Dick Energy is,’”\|Then why did Pete want her to get an Oscar for her bad acting!?
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	== ~~Relationship~~ with Mac Miller that lead up to his death ==		== Relationshit with Mac Miller that lead up to his death ==
			'''View more about his only other relationshit [[Mac Miller\|here]]'''
	[[File:Mac_Miller_Nike_Sacrifice.jpg\|thumb\|225px\|right\|Just ''did'' it... lolfgt]]		[[File:Mac_Miller_Nike_Sacrifice.jpg\|thumb\|225px\|right\|Just ''did'' it... lolfgt]]
	[[File:Mac and Nomi tongue kissing.png\|225px\|thumb\|left\|Aww, what a cute couple that formed while they were in high school. Hope some whore with uncontrollable sexual desires doesn't get in the way of it!]]		[[File:Mac and Nomi tongue kissing.png\|225px\|thumb\|left\|Aww, what a cute couple that formed while they were in high school. Hope some whore with uncontrollable sexual desires doesn't get in the way of it!]]
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	After Ricky Alvarez failed to satiate her ravenous sexual appetite and didn't lick her body as much as he did with trays of donuts, she proceeded to steal Mac Miller from his childhood sweetheart, Nomi Leasure 3 years after their first collaboration that [[lie\| sure made them pass for a couple.]] Of course Mac ended up regretting it after <s>he solely missed how much sweeter and less demanding of sexual favors every second his previous sweetheart was</s> saw that Ariana was going after yet another man in a happy relationship!		After Ricky Alvarez failed to satiate her ravenous sexual appetite and didn't lick her body as much as he did with trays of donuts, she proceeded to steal Mac Miller from his childhood sweetheart, Nomi Leasure 3 years after their first collaboration that [[lie\| sure made them pass for a couple.]] Of course Mac ended up regretting it after <s>he solely missed how much sweeter and less demanding of sexual favors every second his previous sweetheart was</s> saw that Ariana was going after yet another man in a happy relationship!
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	\|I had seen him a few weeks ago in New York... We wound up talking and catching up for close to five hours. He seemed truly at peace with his life. Fully resolute about his past relationship (which he chose to end). Very optimistic about the future and his new album. Yes, somewhat anxious and self-conscious in the ways I knew him to be. But clear eyed and clear headed. Not on drugs, at least at that moment, and according to him not on drugs habitually at all.\| Nomi Leasure after seeing [http://www.post-gazette.com/ae/music/2018/09/07/mac-miller-death-tmz-report/stories/201809070140 Mac free from Ariana's reign of sexual demands]
	\|How absurd that you minimize female self-respect and self-worth by saying someone should stay in a toxic relationship because he wrote an album about them, which btw isn't the case (just Cinderella is (about) me). I am not a babysitter or a mother and no woman should feel that they need to be.		\|How absurd that you minimize female self-respect and self-worth by saying someone should stay in a toxic relationship because he wrote an album about them, which btw isn't the case (just Cinderella is (about) me). I am not a babysitter or a mother and no woman should feel that they need to be.
	I have cared for him and tried to support his sobriety & prayed for his balance for years (and always will of course) but shaming / blaming women for a man's inability to keep his shit together is a very major problem. let's please stop doing that.\| Ariana claims that she was trying to help Mac with his drug addiction, only to worsen it by dumping his junkie ass		I have cared for him and tried to support his sobriety & prayed for his balance for years (and always will of course) but shaming / blaming women for a man's inability to keep his shit together is a very major problem. let's please stop doing that.\| Ariana claims that she was trying to help Mac with his drug addiction, only to worsen it by dumping his junkie ass
			\|I had seen him a few weeks ago in New York... We wound up talking and catching up for close to five hours. He seemed truly at peace with his life. Fully resolute about his past relationship (which he chose to end). Very optimistic about the future and his new album. Yes, somewhat anxious and self-conscious in the ways I knew him to be. But clear eyed and clear headed. Not on drugs, at least at that moment, and according to him not on drugs habitually at all.\| Nomi Leasure after seeing [http://www.post-gazette.com/ae/music/2018/09/07/mac-miller-death-tmz-report/stories/201809070140 Mac free from Ariana's reign of sexual demands]
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	== ~~Relationship~~ with Pete Davidson ==		== Relationshit with Pete Davidson ==
	'''View more details on Pete's ~~relationship~~ before ~~that~~ [[Pete Davidson\|~~right~~ here]]'''		'''View more details on Pete's relationshit before this one [[Pete Davidson\|here]]'''
	[[File:Ariana and Pete origins.jpg\|225px\|thumb\|left\| The origin story of that relationship which crashed n' burned after Mac an hero'd himself]]		[[File:Ariana and Pete origins.jpg\|225px\|thumb\|left\| The origin story of that relationship which crashed n' burned after Mac an hero'd himself]]
	[[File:Bahahahaha busted.png\|225px\|thumb\|right\| Oh Cazzie was PISSED that her almost husband was stolen by Homewreckiana!]]		[[File:Bahahahaha busted.png\|225px\|thumb\|right\| Oh Cazzie was PISSED that her almost husband was stolen by Homewreckiana!]]
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	File:Avoidingtheuglyginger2.mp4\|Sorry Ethan, she's off to find your replacement.		File:Avoidingtheuglyginger2.mp4\|Sorry Ethan, she's off to find your replacement.
	File:Avoiding the ugly ginger 3.png\|{{Hover\|Why aren't they holding hands?\|Because they masturbated too much before sex!}}		File:Avoiding the ugly ginger 3.png\|{{Hover\|Why aren't they holding hands?\|Because they masturbated too much before sex!}}
	File:Arianas second lezzie affair.png\|{{colortext\|red\|""Mmmm,}} {{colortext\|orange\|tastes}} {{colortext\|#FFE900\|like}} {{colortext\|green\|undersea}} {{colortext\|blue\|mating}} {{colortext\|purple\|parties!"}}		File:Arianas second lezzie affair.png\|{{colortext\|red\|"Mmmm,}} {{colortext\|orange\|tastes}} {{colortext\|#FFE900\|like}} {{colortext\|green\|undersea}} {{colortext\|blue\|mating}} {{colortext\|purple\|parties!"}}
	File:Bowen trying to eat Ethans ass.png\|Look out, Ariana! Bowen's stealing the same man you stole from a wife with a kid!		File:Bowen trying to eat Ethans ass.png\|Look out, Ariana! Bowen's stealing the same man you stole from a wife with a kid!
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