Archie Comics - Revision history

imported>FBIAgent at 23:34, 27 March 2022

2022-03-27T23:34:07Z

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	Archie is and is nothing more than comic for little kids, only designed as way to create a false idea about high school that [[false\|it's all fun and games, and everybody will love you]]. Each issue features the same 1 Dimensional characters that never evolve, with [[boring\|barely any conflict]] to keep stories interesting.		Archie is and is nothing more than comic for little kids, only designed as way to create a false idea about high school that [[false\|it's all fun and games, and everybody will love you]]. Each issue features the same 1 Dimensional characters that never evolve, with [[boring\|barely any conflict]] to keep stories interesting.

	They also make comics about [[Witch\|Sabrina the Teenage Witch]]. They also made comics about [[Sonic]] and [[Mega Man]] until [[Sega]] and [[Capcom]] realized ~~their~~ [[nerds\|retards]].		They also make comics about [[Witch\|Sabrina the Teenage Witch]]. They also made comics about [[Sonic]] and [[Mega Man]] until [[Sega]] and [[Capcom]] realized they're [[nerds\|retards]].

	==Characters==		==Characters==

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Characters

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	*'''[[bitch\|Veronica Lodge]]''' Some spoiled rich kid who bitches about everything.		*'''[[bitch\|Veronica Lodge]]''' Some spoiled rich kid who bitches about everything.

	*'''[[basement dweller\|Jughead Jones]]''' Dumbass who spends his time eating ~~pizza~~ and ~~watching tv~~ all day.		*'''[[basement dweller\|Jughead Jones]]''' Dumbass who spends his time eating burgers and fucking his dog all day.

	*'''[[barbie\|Betty Cooper]]''' The [[bitch\|sweet girl]], only ~~serves~~ to one up Veronica.		*'''[[barbie\|Betty Cooper]]''' The [[bitch\|sweet girl]], only exists to one up Veronica.

	*'''[[jock\|Reggie]]''' Generic bully, only wants Veronica's ass.		*'''[[jock\|Reggie]]''' Generic bully, only wants Veronica's ass.

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Characters

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	*'''[[barbie\|Betty Cooper]]''' The [[bitch\|sweet girl]], only serves to one up Veronica.		*'''[[barbie\|Betty Cooper]]''' The [[bitch\|sweet girl]], only serves to one up Veronica.

	*'''[[jock\|Reggie]]''' Generic bully, only wants Veronica's ~~cock~~.		*'''[[jock\|Reggie]]''' Generic bully, only wants Veronica's ass.

	*'''[[Dilton Doiley]]''' A so called smart person who make a decision wisely.		*'''[[Dilton Doiley]]''' A so called smart person who make a decision wisely.

imported>FBIAgent at 05:16, 9 January 2022

2022-01-09T05:16:48Z

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	[[File:Archie and chicks.jpg\|240px\|right\|thumb\|Archie gets more ~~dick~~ than you will ever get]]		[[File:Archie and chicks.jpg\|240px\|right\|thumb\|Archie gets more pussy than you will ever get]]

	'''Archie Comics''' is [[waste\|comic company]] that produces comics about Archie and his friends. There read by people not cool enough for Marvel and DC and shit so they read a comics about a bunch of teenagers [[shit nobody cares about\|solving mysteries and shit]]. It started out as [[100 years ago\|Pep Comics]], but no one gave a shit about anybody except for Archie and his dumbass friends. Now they make comics about [[fetus\|people in high school that will never age]].		'''Archie Comics''' is [[waste\|comic company]] that produces comics about Archie and his friends. There read by people not cool enough for Marvel and DC and shit so they read a comics about a bunch of teenagers [[shit nobody cares about\|solving mysteries and shit]]. It started out as [[100 years ago\|Pep Comics]], but no one gave a shit about anybody except for Archie and his dumbass friends. Now they make comics about [[fetus\|people in high school that will never age]].

imported>ZoneDart at 23:58, 8 January 2022

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	====Riverdale====		====Riverdale====

	[[File:~~What an awful show~~.jpg\|240px\|right\|thumb\|Jughead dying from this show.]]		[[File:Jughead dying.jpg\|240px\|right\|thumb\|Jughead dying from this show.]]

	In [[2017]] [[old media\|The CW]] used the Archie license and slap it on a shitty wannabe teen soap designed to pander to [[Tumblr]] users. Riverdale reads like your typical Archie fan fiction, with shitty writing, and shitty plot. The characters have their already 1 dimensional personalities replaced by somehow even more 1 dimensional generic personalities that pretend to be like the originals. Like everything in Hollywood nowadays it features woke dialogue, to force down liberal views on the viewers that unable comprehend their own thoughts.		In [[2017]] [[old media\|The CW]] used the Archie license and slap it on a shitty wannabe teen soap designed to pander to [[Tumblr]] users. Riverdale reads like your typical Archie fan fiction, with shitty writing, and shitty plot. The characters have their already 1 dimensional personalities replaced by somehow even more 1 dimensional generic personalities that pretend to be like the originals. Like everything in Hollywood nowadays it features woke dialogue, to force down liberal views on the viewers that unable comprehend their own thoughts.

imported>ZoneDart at 23:58, 8 January 2022

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	====Riverdale====		====Riverdale====

	[[File:What an awful show.jpg\|240px\|right\|thumb\|Jughead ~~says Riverdale is awful~~]]		[[File:What an awful show.jpg\|240px\|right\|thumb\|Jughead dying from this show.]]

	In [[2017]] [[old media\|The CW]] used the Archie license and slap it on a shitty wannabe teen soap designed to pander to [[Tumblr]] users. Riverdale reads like your typical Archie fan fiction, with shitty writing, and shitty plot. The characters have their already 1 dimensional personalities replaced by somehow even more 1 dimensional generic personalities that pretend to be like the originals. Like everything in Hollywood nowadays it features woke dialogue, to force down liberal views on the viewers that unable comprehend their own thoughts.		In [[2017]] [[old media\|The CW]] used the Archie license and slap it on a shitty wannabe teen soap designed to pander to [[Tumblr]] users. Riverdale reads like your typical Archie fan fiction, with shitty writing, and shitty plot. The characters have their already 1 dimensional personalities replaced by somehow even more 1 dimensional generic personalities that pretend to be like the originals. Like everything in Hollywood nowadays it features woke dialogue, to force down liberal views on the viewers that unable comprehend their own thoughts.

imported>ZoneDart at 23:52, 8 January 2022

2022-01-08T23:52:34Z

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	*Cartoons: Shit		*Cartoons: Shit

	*Chilling Adventures of the Sabrina: Bratty feminazi Sabrina want's to terrorize all men destroy them. All the men in this show all evil as the femminazis view.		*Chilling Adventures of the Sabrina: Bratty feminazi Sabrina want's to terrorize all men and destroy them. All the men in this show all evil as the femminazis view.

	*Katy Keene: Moar of the same		*Katy Keene: Moar of the same
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	===Dilton Doiley===		===Dilton Doiley===

	{{~~mainarticle~~\|Dilton Doiley}}		{{main\|Dilton Doiley}}

	4chan had a [[forced meme]] to spam Dilton Doiley threads everywhere.		4chan had a [[forced meme]] to spam Dilton Doiley threads everywhere. This meme died quickly.

	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>ZoneDart at 23:48, 8 January 2022

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	==Reboot==		==Reboot==

	[[File: Rebooted Archie.jpg\|240px\|right]]]		[[File: Rebooted Archie.jpg\|240px\|right]]

	In [[2015]] after years of declining sales as kids do not give a shit about comics anymore, adults being way to old to be reading Archie, also the fact most people think Archie is thing of the past when everything was shallow and inoffensive designed to please everyone. They rebooted Archie as a desperate attempt at relevance with the [[no\|new and improved]] Archie. The comics featuring [[grow up\|teenagers is now for adults]] that either grew up with Archie comics and wants to read the comics again without being a man-child (even though they still are), or people that want their fantasies about being a teenager to come to life wishing they fucked a bunch of whores in high school.		In [[2015]] after years of declining sales as kids do not give a shit about comics anymore, adults being way to old to be reading Archie, also the fact most people think Archie is thing of the past when everything was shallow and inoffensive designed to please everyone. They rebooted Archie as a desperate attempt at relevance with the [[no\|new and improved]] Archie. The comics featuring [[grow up\|teenagers is now for adults]] that either grew up with Archie comics and wants to read the comics again without being a man-child (even though they still are), or people that want their fantasies about being a teenager to come to life wishing they fucked a bunch of whores in high school.

imported>ZoneDart at 23:47, 8 January 2022

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	==Reboot==		==Reboot==

			[[File: Rebooted Archie.jpg\|240px\|right]]]

	In [[2015]] after years of declining sales as kids do not give a shit about comics anymore, adults being way to old to be reading Archie, also the fact most people think Archie is thing of the past when everything was shallow and inoffensive designed to please everyone. They rebooted Archie as a desperate attempt at relevance with the [[no\|new and improved]] Archie. The comics featuring [[grow up\|teenagers is now for adults]] that either grew up with Archie comics and wants to read the comics again without being a man-child (even though they still are), or people that want their fantasies about being a teenager to come to life wishing they fucked a bunch of whores in high school.		In [[2015]] after years of declining sales as kids do not give a shit about comics anymore, adults being way to old to be reading Archie, also the fact most people think Archie is thing of the past when everything was shallow and inoffensive designed to please everyone. They rebooted Archie as a desperate attempt at relevance with the [[no\|new and improved]] Archie. The comics featuring [[grow up\|teenagers is now for adults]] that either grew up with Archie comics and wants to read the comics again without being a man-child (even though they still are), or people that want their fantasies about being a teenager to come to life wishing they fucked a bunch of whores in high school.
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	====Riverdale====		====Riverdale====

			[[File:What an awful show.jpg\|240px\|right\|thumb\|Jughead says Riverdale is awful]]

	In [[2017]] [[old media\|The CW]] used the Archie license and slap it on a shitty wannabe teen soap designed to pander to [[Tumblr]] users. Riverdale reads like your typical Archie fan fiction, with shitty writing, and shitty plot. The characters have their already 1 dimensional personalities replaced by somehow even more 1 dimensional generic personalities that pretend to be like the originals. Like everything in Hollywood nowadays it features woke dialogue, to force down liberal views on the viewers that unable comprehend their own thoughts.		In [[2017]] [[old media\|The CW]] used the Archie license and slap it on a shitty wannabe teen soap designed to pander to [[Tumblr]] users. Riverdale reads like your typical Archie fan fiction, with shitty writing, and shitty plot. The characters have their already 1 dimensional personalities replaced by somehow even more 1 dimensional generic personalities that pretend to be like the originals. Like everything in Hollywood nowadays it features woke dialogue, to force down liberal views on the viewers that unable comprehend their own thoughts.
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	==Memes==		==Memes==

	Dilton ~~Doile~~		===Dilton Doiley===

			{{mainarticle\|Dilton Doiley}}

			4chan had a [[forced meme]] to spam Dilton Doiley threads everywhere.

	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>ZoneDart at 23:43, 8 January 2022

2022-01-08T23:43:53Z

Show changes

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	*'''[[bitch\|Veronica Lodge]]''' Some spoiled rich kid who bitches about everything.		*'''[[bitch\|Veronica Lodge]]''' Some spoiled rich kid who bitches about everything.

	*'''[[basement dweller\|Jughead Jones]]''' Dumbass who spends his time eating ~~pizza~~ and ~~watching tv~~ all day.		*'''[[basement dweller\|Jughead Jones]]''' Dumbass who spends his time eating burgers and fucking his dog all day.

	*'''[[barbie\|Betty Cooper]]''' The [[bitch\|sweet girl]], only ~~serves~~ to one up Veronica.		*'''[[barbie\|Betty Cooper]]''' The [[bitch\|sweet girl]], only exists to one up Veronica.

	*'''[[jock\|Reggie]]''' Generic bully, only wants Veronica's ass.		*'''[[jock\|Reggie]]''' Generic bully, only wants Veronica's ass.