Archer - Revision history

imported>.wil at 01:28, 24 February 2022

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imported>Jim The Crow at 05:38, 25 August 2021

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	During season 6 of Archer, creators of the show dropped the word [[Muslim\|ISIS]] from their show believing that people might confuse their make believe spy agency [[ISIS]] with the Jihad Joe, Camel Sexoring brand of [[ISIS]]. Like most people trying to avoid [[butthurt]] from parents' groups or getting blown up by offended Jihadists, the creators of Archer decided that it would be an all around better move to drop the word [[ISIS]] from all new episodes being made and to take the show in other directions that have the characters perforing other roles in show such as their becoming [[1980s]] style, Miami Vice inspired [[drug]] dealers.		During season 6 of Archer, creators of the show dropped the word [[Muslim\|ISIS]] from their show believing that people might confuse their make believe spy agency [[ISIS]] with the Jihad Joe, Camel Sexoring brand of [[ISIS]]. Like most people trying to avoid [[butthurt]] from parents' groups or getting blown up by offended Jihadists, the creators of Archer decided that it would be an all around better move to drop the word [[ISIS]] from all new episodes being made and to take the show in other directions that have the characters perforing other roles in show such as their becoming [[1980s]] style, Miami Vice inspired [[drug]] dealers.

			Archer is a very realistic show due to it featuring [[Nigger\|black]]-on-black crime, niggers stealing from others and greedy [[Jews]], all preformed by the same character.

imported>MJ2.0: /* See Also */

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imported>HaGibor at 06:35, 16 July 2018

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	{{Spoiler\|Season 9 is nothing but a ripoff of Casablanca}}		{{Spoiler\|Season 9 is nothing but a ripoff of Casablanca and season 10 will ripoff Alien}}

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imported>HaGibor: /* Memes */

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			=== Because That's How You Get Ants ===

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	=== Womp Womp ===		=== Womp Womp ===

imported>ElSegCunt: /* How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written */

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How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written

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	'''How To Archer''' is a companion book for the ~~Television Show~~ and is written to help rectify some of the more confusing concepts on the show such as the difference between a ''~~Callgirl~~'' and a [[Whore\|prostitute]]. Hint, they're all called whores when they're found dead and in an alleyway dumpster.<br>		'''How To Archer''' is a companion book for the television show and is written to help rectify some of the more confusing concepts on the show such as the difference between a ''callgirl'' and a [[Whore\|prostitute]]. Hint, they're all called whores when they're found dead and in an alleyway dumpster.<br>

	For the most part, all the book does is regurgitate everything that a [[James Bond]] movie claims you need to know about being a spy such as wearing the right clothes, mixing drinks and talking to girls. Things [[you]] already fail at.<br>		For the most part, all the book does is regurgitate everything that a [[James Bond]] movie claims you need to know about being a spy such as wearing the right clothes, mixing drinks and talking to girls. Things [[you]] already fail at.<br>

	Despite its attempt at being a connoisseur's guide, in it's cocktail section it never discusses ice and mixed drinks. The rule being, if you must use it - try to use the biggest, single piece of ice you can get. All crushed ice does is water down your drinks and destroys the flavor because it melts too fast.<br>		Despite its attempt at being a connoisseur's guide, it's cocktail section never discusses ice and mixed drinks. The rule being, if you must use it - try to use the biggest, single piece of ice you can get. All crushed ice does is water down your drinks and destroys the flavor because it melts too fast.<br>

	With your idea of fine wine being something that can be bought at a '''7-11''' at 3 in the morning, we doubt that you would even notice the difference a change in ice would make to a drink.<br>		With your idea of fine wine being something that can be bought at a '''7-11''' at 3 in the morning, we doubt that you would even notice the difference a change in ice would make to a drink.<br>


	== Memes ==		== Memes ==

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Characters */

2018-07-07T16:55:20Z

Characters

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	Although '''Archer''' represents itself as a [[James Bond]] style espionage/action show, it is really no differant from a sitcom like the [[Bill Cosby\|''The Cosby Show'']], ''Friends'' or ✡''~~Seinfield~~''✡ in that its plot is dependent on the interaction of its characters with regards to the situations they are in rather than being placed in a situation and trying to resolve it.		Although '''Archer''' represents itself as a [[James Bond]] style espionage/action show, it is really no differant from a sitcom like the [[Bill Cosby\|''The Cosby Show'']], ''Friends'' or ✡''Seinfeld''✡ in that its plot is dependent on the interaction of its characters with regards to the situations they are in rather than being placed in a situation and trying to resolve it.

	The first four seasons revolved around the spy angle and following such par for the course ideas like espionage, ~~assination~~ or retrieving data - such as the time the ~~Main~~ character ~~of Archer~~ was sent to a southeast [[Azn]] jungle to retrieve a computer from a downed fighter jet and 90% of the episode revolved around Archer coming across a 60 some year old soldier from [[World War II]] Japan and Archer trying to convince him that the war has been over since August 1945 and [[Japan]] lost. On the other side, like all good sitcoms, the moral of the episodes lies with the Japanese character teaching Archer the importance of ~~Family~~ after the Japanese soldier believes his family has been turned to ~~Atoms~~ because they lived in Nagasaki and he discovers that it was nuked after he stole Archer's smart-phone and watched the entire history of [[World War II]] on [[Youtube]] because he's [[Azn]] and can roll a +5 on technology.		The first four seasons revolved around the spy angle and following such par for the course ideas like espionage, assassination or retrieving data - such as the time the main character was sent to a southeast [[Azn]] jungle to retrieve a computer from a downed fighter jet and 90% of the episode revolved around Archer coming across a 60 some year old soldier from [[World War II]] Japan and Archer trying to convince him that the war has been over since August 1945 and [[Japan]] lost. On the other side, like all good sitcoms, the moral of the episodes lies with the Japanese character teaching Archer the importance of family after the Japanese soldier believes his family has been turned to atoms because they lived in Nagasaki and he discovers that it was nuked after he stole Archer's smart-phone and watched the entire history of [[World War II]] on [[Youtube]] because he's [[Azn]] and can roll a +5 on technology.

	Season 5 of Archer follows the Archer cast as being the most inept drug dealers in the business as they are secretly hired by the [[CIA]] to take 2,000 kilos of Cocaine, turn it into crack, then sell it to [[nigger\|inner city residents]] and start the late 1980s crack epidemic. They fail spectaturaly because one character, Pam, starts a coke habit that has her eating half a key a day. More gets lost when their resident scientist, who built a submarine in a swimming pool using coke as ballast, gets upset that it will never have a maiden launch blows up the sub along with the coke.		Season 5 of Archer follows the Archer cast as being the most inept drug dealers in the business as they are secretly hired by the [[CIA]] to take 2,000 kilos of Cocaine, turn it into crack, then sell it to [[nigger\|inner city residents]] and start the late 1980s crack epidemic. They fail spectaturaly because one character, Pam, starts a coke habit that has her eating half a key a day. More gets lost when their resident scientist, who built a submarine in a swimming pool using coke as ballast, gets upset that it will never have a maiden launch blows up the sub along with the coke.

	In season 6, they are technically back in the spy business but the season focuses more on the development of the lesser characters like Pam and ~~The Character of~~ Archer accepting that he is a father and doing father things like meeting his baby-mama's parents.		In season 6, they are technically back in the spy business but the season focuses more on the development of the lesser characters like Pam and the character Archer accepting that he is a father and doing father things like meeting his baby-mama's parents.

	Recent seasons, seasons 7 and 8, follow a more film noir, Raymond Chandler [[Penis\|Private Dick]] type genre where the story itself is secondary and only there to set up a world of absolute [[shit\|Shittines]] where the characters are made to believe that they have a choice in the decisions they make but it is everything around them that is actually making the decisions for them.		Recent seasons, seasons 7 and 8, follow a more film noir, Raymond Chandler [[Penis\|Private Dick]] type genre where the story itself is secondary and only there to set up a world of absolute [[shit\|Shittines]] where the characters are made to believe that they have a choice in the decisions they make but it is everything around them that is actually making the decisions for them.

imported>MJ2.0: /* See Also */ prune

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imported>HaGibor: /* Plot */

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Plot

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	Recent seasons, seasons 7 and 8, follow a more film noir, Raymond Chandler [[Penis\|Private Dick]] type genre where the story itself is secondary and only there to set up a world of absolute [[shit\|Shittines]] where the characters are made to believe that they have a choice in the decisions they make but it is everything around them that is actually making the decisions for them.		Recent seasons, seasons 7 and 8, follow a more film noir, Raymond Chandler [[Penis\|Private Dick]] type genre where the story itself is secondary and only there to set up a world of absolute [[shit\|Shittines]] where the characters are made to believe that they have a choice in the decisions they make but it is everything around them that is actually making the decisions for them.

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			{{Quote\|Both [[You]] and Archer have the same traumatic experience in your past except he grew up to be an international spy that beds down hotties while you still hide in your basement humping your Rainbow Dash}}

	== Characters ==		== Characters ==

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	* [[Spies]]		* [[Spies]]
			* [[Womp Womp]]

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	== See Also ==		== See Also ==


	* [[Awesome]]

	* [[Bad Vlad]]

	* [[Anime\|Cartoons]]

	* [[CIA]]

	* [[James Bond]]		* [[James Bond]]

	* [[Leave Bond to me]]		* [[Leave Bond to me]]

	* [[Sean Connery]]

	* [[Spies]]		* [[Spies]]

	* [[USA]]

	* [[Wimminz]]


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