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imported>MarioMario456 at 00:02, 26 October 2021

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	[[Image:Villagepeople.jpg\|thumb\|align=right\|Typical Apache server cluster.]]		[[Image:Villagepeople.jpg\|thumb\|align=right\|Typical Apache server cluster.]]
	[[Image:Borked_Apache.jpg\|thumb\|align-right\|A properly functioning Apache web server.]]		[[Image:Borked_Apache.jpg\|thumb\|align-right\|A properly functioning Apache web server.]]
	[[Image:Chief-Wahoo.jpg\|thumb\|align=right\|Modern Apache logo.]]		[[Image:Chief-Wahoo.jpg\|thumb\|align=right\|Modern Apache logo.]]
	'''Apache''', formerly NCSA httpd, is a web server used by [[Over 9000\|~~the majority~~]] of modern servers. The name [[allegedly]] came from a contraction of "a patchy" web server, because over time the original httpd daemon accumulated lots of patches.		'''Apache''', formerly NCSA httpd, is a web server used by [[Over 9000\|many]] modern servers. The name [[allegedly]] came from a contraction of "a patchy" web server, because over time the original httpd daemon accumulated lots of patches.

	Unlike sendmail and the [[BDSM\|BIND]] domain name server, Apache has had far fewer high-profile security breaches, limiting its potential for [[drama]]. That said, [[Apache]] is regularly combined and configured with the [[PHP]] Zionist scripting language and the [[MySQL]] database server. Self-taught [[13 year old boy\|h4x0rz]] who create [[TL;DR\|300-page]] websites about how they [[shit nobody cares about\|overclocked their Roomba to function as a mobile gun turret]] regularly use their super-[[1337]] [[PHP]] coding skillz to throw up a website that [[fail\|chokes and dies]] as soon as it gets linked by [[Slashdot]]. This so-called "slashdot effect" was a boon for karma whores, because it provided them with an excuse to preemptively [[copypasta]] the article into a comment and earn an instant +5 karma.		Unlike sendmail and the [[BDSM\|BIND]] domain name server, Apache has had far fewer high-profile security breaches, limiting its potential for [[drama]]. That said, [[Apache]] is regularly combined and configured with the [[PHP]] Zionist scripting language and the [[MySQL]] database server. Self-taught [[13 year old boy\|h4x0rz]] who create [[TL;DR\|300-page]] websites about how they [[shit nobody cares about\|overclocked their Roomba to function as a mobile gun turret]] regularly use their super-[[1337]] [[PHP]] coding skillz to throw up a website that [[fail\|chokes and dies]] as soon as it gets linked by [[Slashdot]]. This so-called "slashdot effect" was a boon for karma whores, because it provided them with an excuse to preemptively [[copypasta]] the article into a comment and earn an instant +5 karma.

			Recently, Apache is recently being replaced with a [[Russia]]n server called [[nginx]], to the point that it eventually took over Apache in use. In fact, nginx currently powers [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]].

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imported>Uberfukken at 01:06, 14 March 2019

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	Unlike sendmail and the [[BDSM\|BIND]] domain name server, Apache has had far fewer high-profile security breaches, limiting its potential for [[drama]]. That said, [[Apache]] is regularly combined and configured with the [[PHP]] Zionist scripting language and the [[MySQL]] database server. Self-taught [[13 year old boy\|h4x0rz]] who create [[TL;DR\|300-page]] websites about how they [[shit nobody cares about\|overclocked their Roomba to function as a mobile gun turret]] regularly use their super-[[1337]] [[PHP]] coding skillz to throw up a website that [[fail\|chokes and dies]] as soon as it gets linked by [[Slashdot]]. This so-called "slashdot effect" was a boon for karma whores, because it provided them with an excuse to preemptively [[copypasta]] the article into a comment and earn an instant +5 karma.		Unlike sendmail and the [[BDSM\|BIND]] domain name server, Apache has had far fewer high-profile security breaches, limiting its potential for [[drama]]. That said, [[Apache]] is regularly combined and configured with the [[PHP]] Zionist scripting language and the [[MySQL]] database server. Self-taught [[13 year old boy\|h4x0rz]] who create [[TL;DR\|300-page]] websites about how they [[shit nobody cares about\|overclocked their Roomba to function as a mobile gun turret]] regularly use their super-[[1337]] [[PHP]] coding skillz to throw up a website that [[fail\|chokes and dies]] as soon as it gets linked by [[Slashdot]]. This so-called "slashdot effect" was a boon for karma whores, because it provided them with an excuse to preemptively [[copypasta]] the article into a comment and earn an instant +5 karma.

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[[Image:Villagepeople.jpg|thumb|align=right|Typical Apache server cluster.]]
[[Image:Borked_Apache.jpg|thumb|align-right|A properly functioning Apache web server.]]
[[Image:Chief-Wahoo.jpg|thumb|align=right|Modern Apache logo.]]
'''Apache''', formerly NCSA httpd, is a web server used by [[Over 9000|the majority]] of modern servers. The name [[allegedly]] came from a contraction of "a patchy" web server, because over time the original httpd daemon accumulated lots of patches.

Unlike sendmail and the [[BDSM|BIND]] domain name server, Apache has had far fewer high-profile security breaches, limiting its potential for [[drama]]. That said, [[Apache]] is regularly combined and configured with the [[PHP]] Zionist scripting language and the [[MySQL]] database server. Self-taught [[13 year old boy|h4x0rz]] who create [[TL;DR|300-page]] websites about how they [[shit nobody cares about|overclocked their Roomba to function as a mobile gun turret]] regularly use their super-[[1337]] [[PHP]] coding skillz to throw up a website that [[fail|chokes and dies]] as soon as it gets linked by [[Slashdot]]. This so-called "slashdot effect" was a boon for karma whores, because it provided them with an excuse to preemptively [[copypasta]] the article into a comment and earn an instant +5 karma.

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