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imported>Iamthecancer: /* Timeline */

2016-07-03T17:53:43Z

Timeline

imported>Iamthecancer: /* How to Troll AnonIB */

2016-07-03T17:31:58Z

How to Troll AnonIB

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	*Complain that the NSFW sites don't load in IE. This will get you banned until the next Ice Age, for some reason.		*Complain that the NSFW sites don't load in IE. This will get you banned until the next Ice Age, for some reason.

	*Post a picture of [[Patrick Stewart]] (who is bald) onto any board you come across, then report it to the Global Mods as CP (<u>C</u>aptain <u>P</u>icard, ~~[[Unfunny\|~~get it?]]).		*Post a picture of [[Patrick Stewart]] (who is bald) onto any board you come across, then report it to the Global Mods as CP ([[Unfunny\|<u>C</u>aptain <u>P</u>icard, get it?]]).

	*BAAAAWWWWW that you were unfairly banned from <s>some</s> any board. This will generate a lulzfest of titanic proportions.		*BAAAAWWWWW that you were unfairly banned from <s>some</s> any board. This will generate a lulzfest of titanic proportions.

imported>Iamthecancer: /* How to Troll AnonIB */

2016-07-03T17:30:45Z

How to Troll AnonIB

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	*Announce to the world that the Global Mods are a bunch of lazy, incompetent [[faggots]], then apply for KrazyPyro's job on the grounds that at least you can read English.		*Announce to the world that the Global Mods are a bunch of lazy, incompetent [[faggots]], then apply for KrazyPyro's job on the grounds that at least you can read English.

	*Complain that the NSFW sites don't load in IE. This will get you banned until the next Ice Age for some reason.		*Complain that the NSFW sites don't load in IE. This will get you banned until the next Ice Age, for some reason.

	*Post a picture of [[Patrick Stewart]] (who is bald) onto any board you come across, then report it to the Global Mods as CP (<u>C</u>aptain <u>P</u>~~ickard~~, ~~gettit~~?).		*Post a picture of [[Patrick Stewart]] (who is bald) onto any board you come across, then report it to the Global Mods as CP (<u>C</u>aptain <u>P</u>icard, [[Unfunny\|get it?]]).

	*BAAAAWWWWW that you were unfairly banned from <s>some</s> any board. This will generate a lulzfest of titanic proportions.		*BAAAAWWWWW that you were unfairly banned from <s>some</s> any board. This will generate a lulzfest of titanic proportions.
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	*Pretend to be some [[shit\|crapshit]] [[DA]] fan artist whose work has been posted to AnonIB without permission. For extra lulz, say that your copyright notice has been deliberately removed, and that you'll be taking [[legal action]] if the pics aren't taken down immediately (NB: be sure to mention that your uncle is a big city [[E-lawyer\|lawyer]], this is practically mandatory on AnonIB).		*Pretend to be some [[shit\|crapshit]] [[DA]] fan artist whose work has been posted to AnonIB without permission. For extra lulz, say that your copyright notice has been deliberately removed, and that you'll be taking [[legal action]] if the pics aren't taken down immediately (NB: be sure to mention that your uncle is a big city [[E-lawyer\|lawyer]], this is practically mandatory on AnonIB).

	*Report a site bug or have a general question, ~~results~~ in a ban from a neckbeard moderator.		*Report a site bug or have a general question, which will then result in a ban from a neckbeard moderator.

	==Timeline==		==Timeline==

imported>Iamthecancer: /* The Party Van */ I fixed a misspelling of the word "twelfth". Goddamn, I'm a massive faggot.

2016-07-03T17:16:30Z

The Party Van: I fixed a misspelling of the word "twelfth". Goddamn, I'm a massive faggot.

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	By the end of March 2008, Mindshit's [[faggotry]] had reached levels that even the [[FBI]] couldn't ignore, and [[FBI\|the Partyvan]] turned its attention to AnonIB's writhing cesspool of [[Pedophile\|pedo-flavored]] [[crap]]. Absolutely no warning was given: the first sign of the approaching [[lollercaust]] came when the entire site vanished without a trace in April 2008. Chaos spread through the intertubes like a torrent of liquid [[shit]]: [[furfags\|yiffers]] and pedofags alike were left [[masturbation\|jerking off]] to empty computer screens, while millions of dimwitted [[basement-dweller]]s were forced to return to [[12chan]] in search of tender young [[loli]] flesh. It was the biggest online [[Bawwwww\|Bawwwwfest]] since the [[The Caturday Nap\|Borg invasion of 2007]], only with [[Epic fail\|infinitely more fail]] for everyone concerned.		By the end of March 2008, Mindshit's [[faggotry]] had reached levels that even the [[FBI]] couldn't ignore, and [[FBI\|the Partyvan]] turned its attention to AnonIB's writhing cesspool of [[Pedophile\|pedo-flavored]] [[crap]]. Absolutely no warning was given: the first sign of the approaching [[lollercaust]] came when the entire site vanished without a trace in April 2008. Chaos spread through the intertubes like a torrent of liquid [[shit]]: [[furfags\|yiffers]] and pedofags alike were left [[masturbation\|jerking off]] to empty computer screens, while millions of dimwitted [[basement-dweller]]s were forced to return to [[12chan]] in search of tender young [[loli]] flesh. It was the biggest online [[Bawwwww\|Bawwwwfest]] since the [[The Caturday Nap\|Borg invasion of 2007]], only with [[Epic fail\|infinitely more fail]] for everyone concerned.

	As usual, the blame could only be placed on the site's new administration. Spending most of his free time fucking [[Krazyfag]] [[in the ass]], Mindshit somehow failed to notice the vast amounts of [[Child pornography\|kiddie porn]] being exchanged hand-over-dick on <b>Teens No Rules</b> and other [[Child pornography\|child-friendly boards]]. In retrospect, the result was as predictable as it was unavoidable: [[The man\|The Man]] confiscated the [[Delete fucking everything\|entire fucking intertubes]] and AnonIB disappeared faster than a [[cam whore\|camslut's]] hymen on her ~~twelth~~ birthday.		As usual, the blame could only be placed on the site's new administration. Spending most of his free time fucking [[Krazyfag]] [[in the ass]], Mindshit somehow failed to notice the vast amounts of [[Child pornography\|kiddie porn]] being exchanged hand-over-dick on <b>Teens No Rules</b> and other [[Child pornography\|child-friendly boards]]. In retrospect, the result was as predictable as it was unavoidable: [[The man\|The Man]] confiscated the [[Delete fucking everything\|entire fucking intertubes]] and AnonIB disappeared faster than a [[cam whore\|camslut's]] hymen on her twelfth birthday.

	Eventually the [[butthurt]] cleared long enough for someone to ask [[WTF]] was going on. Needless to say, answers were not immediately forthcoming: Mindshit was too busy trying to evade the complimentary [[buttsecks\|cavity search]] at Partyvan Central. Knowing that thousands of angry /b/tards were now howling for his blood ("WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BOARD YOU FUCKING SHITBAG??!!!"), Mindshit did what he always does best: he [[Lie\|lied through his fucking teeth]] to shift the blame onto someone else. And as usual, the userbase swallowed it with as much relish as [[Sarah Palin]] gorging on [[John McCain]]'s diseased, yellow [[cum\|pecker-snot]].		Eventually the [[butthurt]] cleared long enough for someone to ask [[WTF]] was going on. Needless to say, answers were not immediately forthcoming: Mindshit was too busy trying to evade the complimentary [[buttsecks\|cavity search]] at Partyvan Central. Knowing that thousands of angry /b/tards were now howling for his blood ("WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BOARD YOU FUCKING SHITBAG??!!!"), Mindshit did what he always does best: he [[Lie\|lied through his fucking teeth]] to shift the blame onto someone else. And as usual, the userbase swallowed it with as much relish as [[Sarah Palin]] gorging on [[John McCain]]'s diseased, yellow [[cum\|pecker-snot]].

imported>Bugbear: fixed the first sentence, TOW style

2014-09-17T13:06:56Z

fixed the first sentence, TOW style

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imported>Bugbear: fixed the first sentence, TOW style

2014-09-17T13:06:56Z

fixed the first sentence, TOW style

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imported>Bugbear: fixed the first sentence, TOW style

2014-09-17T13:06:56Z

fixed the first sentence, TOW style

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imported>Bugbear: fixed the first sentence, TOW style

2014-09-17T13:06:56Z

fixed the first sentence, TOW style

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	{{infobox Chan\|imageboard_name=AnonIB\|imageboard_logo=?\|date_founded=May 2006\|major_boards=Teens No Rules, Scene V3, Stickam Girls and Cam Sluts, bookchan,tinylotuscult\|epic_win=board hosting, <s>great porn</s> not anymore, lol\|homepage=[http://www.anonib.com/ AnonIB]}}		{{infobox Chan\|imageboard_name=AnonIB\|imageboard_logo=?\|date_founded=May 2006\|major_boards=Teens No Rules, Scene V3, Stickam Girls and Cam Sluts, bookchan,tinylotuscult\|epic_win=board hosting, <s>great porn</s> not anymore, lol\|homepage=[http://www.anonib.com/ AnonIB]}}

	~~== Introduction ==~~		'''AnonIB''', established in May 2006 by boy genius <b>Alphabet</b>, became one of the leading "new [[b/\|/b/]]'s" following the original /b/'s downfall on [[b/-day\|August 23, 2006]]. It quickly rose to become one of the [[Internet\|interweb's]] leading image dumps, specializing in [[furry]], [[yiff]], [[CP]] and wall to wall [[fail]]. Despite its questionable content and [[retard\|mentally handicapped]] userbase, the site ran smoothly for nearly two years, until <b>The Supreme Fucktard Mindpoop</b> took over administration and decided to [[rape\|buttfuck]] its userbase for the [[lulz]].

	~~Established~~ in May 2006 by boy genius <b>Alphabet</b>, ~~AnonIB~~ became one of the leading "new [[b/\|/b/]]'s" following the original /b/'s downfall on [[b/-day\|August 23, 2006]]. It quickly rose to become one of the [[Internet\|interweb's]] leading image dumps, specializing in [[furry]], [[yiff]], [[CP]] and wall to wall [[fail]]. Despite its questionable content and [[retard\|mentally handicapped]] userbase, the site ran smoothly for nearly two years, until <b>The Supreme Fucktard Mindpoop</b> took over administration and decided to [[rape\|buttfuck]] its userbase for the [[lulz]].

	On April 1st 2008, AnonIB was [[rape\|blackbagged]] by the [[FBI\|party van]], largely due to Mindshit's unbelievable [[faggotry]]. The original site vanished into the ether, resulting in the tragic loss of [[over 9,000]] child pr0n boards. Millions of [[pedophiles]] were left homeless in ensuing chaos, which is now known to be linked to the economic recession currently gripping the world. <b>The New Improved AnonIB</b> finally returned around July 2008, with perverts and furfags scrambling to recreate their pedo-boards before [[The man]] could [[rape\|assrape]] them again.		On April 1st 2008, AnonIB was [[rape\|blackbagged]] by the [[FBI\|party van]], largely due to Mindshit's unbelievable [[faggotry]]. The original site vanished into the ether, resulting in the tragic loss of [[over 9,000]] child pr0n boards. Millions of [[pedophiles]] were left homeless in ensuing chaos, which is now known to be linked to the economic recession currently gripping the world. <b>The New Improved AnonIB</b> finally returned around July 2008, with perverts and furfags scrambling to recreate their pedo-boards before [[The man]] could [[rape\|assrape]] them again.

imported>TrollinRootbrian: /* Timeline */

2014-03-04T17:42:57Z

Timeline

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	* 24 January 2012: Partial dox on Anonib owner discovered: Anonib Matt anonib1@yahoo.com, Amsterdam, Ilica, 0000, AL,Phone: +355.996664777		* 24 January 2012: Partial dox on Anonib owner discovered: Anonib Matt anonib1@yahoo.com, Amsterdam, Ilica, 0000, AL,Phone: +355.996664777
	* 8 May 2012: Aaaaaand it's down again.		* 8 May 2012: Aaaaaand it's down again.
			* 1 March 2014: It's gone for good, redirects to a celeb foot fetish site.

	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>Schnookums: /* External Links */

2014-02-09T04:28:29Z

External Links

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	*[http://theeverlost.com/ <s>New AnonIB like site that has similar content and audience.</s>] Down, cause unknown.		*[http://theeverlost.com/ <s>New AnonIB like site that has similar content and audience.</s>] Down, cause unknown.
	{{4chan}}		{{4chan}}
			{{sites}}
	~~[[Category:Sites]]~~
	~~[[Category:Chans]]~~

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	By the end of March 2008, Mindshit's [[faggotry]] had reached levels that even the [[FBI]] couldn't ignore, and [[FBI\|the Partyvan]] turned its attention to AnonIB's writhing cesspool of [[Pedophile\|pedo-flavored]] [[crap]]. Absolutely no warning was given: the first sign of the approaching [[lollercaust]] came when the entire site vanished without a trace in April 2008. Chaos spread through the intertubes like a torrent of liquid [[shit]]: [[furfags\|yiffers]] and pedofags alike were left [[masturbation\|jerking off]] to empty computer screens, while millions of dimwitted [[basement-dweller]]s were forced to return to [[12chan]] in search of tender young [[loli]] flesh. It was the biggest online [[Bawwwww\|Bawwwwfest]] since the [[The Caturday Nap\|Borg invasion of 2007]], only with [[Epic fail\|infinitely more fail]] for everyone concerned.		By the end of March 2008, Mindshit's [[faggotry]] had reached levels that even the [[FBI]] couldn't ignore, and [[FBI\|the Partyvan]] turned its attention to AnonIB's writhing cesspool of [[Pedophile\|pedo-flavored]] [[crap]]. Absolutely no warning was given: the first sign of the approaching [[lollercaust]] came when the entire site vanished without a trace in April 2008. Chaos spread through the intertubes like a torrent of liquid [[shit]]: [[furfags\|yiffers]] and pedofags alike were left [[masturbation\|jerking off]] to empty computer screens, while millions of dimwitted [[basement-dweller]]s were forced to return to [[12chan]] in search of tender young [[loli]] flesh. It was the biggest online [[Bawwwww\|Bawwwwfest]] since the [[The Caturday Nap\|Borg invasion of 2007]], only with [[Epic fail\|infinitely more fail]] for everyone concerned.

	As usual, the blame could only be placed on the site's new administration. Spending most of his free time fucking [[Krazyfag]] [[in the ass]], Mindshit somehow failed to notice the vast amounts of [[Child pornography\|kiddie porn]] being exchanged hand-over-dick on <b>Teens No Rules</b> and other [[Child pornography\|child-friendly boards]]. In retrospect, the result was as predictable as it was unavoidable: [[The man\|The Man]] confiscated the [[Delete fucking everything\|entire fucking intertubes]] and AnonIB disappeared faster than a [[cam whore\|camslut's]] hymen on her ~~twelth~~ birthday.		As usual, the blame could only be placed on the site's new administration. Spending most of his free time fucking [[Krazyfag]] [[in the ass]], Mindshit somehow failed to notice the vast amounts of [[Child pornography\|kiddie porn]] being exchanged hand-over-dick on <b>Teens No Rules</b> and other [[Child pornography\|child-friendly boards]]. In retrospect, the result was as predictable as it was unavoidable: [[The man\|The Man]] confiscated the [[Delete fucking everything\|entire fucking intertubes]] and AnonIB disappeared faster than a [[cam whore\|camslut's]] hymen on her twelfth birthday.

	Eventually the [[butthurt]] cleared long enough for someone to ask [[WTF]] was going on. Needless to say, answers were not immediately forthcoming: Mindshit was too busy trying to evade the complimentary [[buttsecks\|cavity search]] at Partyvan Central. Knowing that thousands of angry /b/tards were now howling for his blood ("WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BOARD YOU FUCKING SHITBAG??!!!"), Mindshit did what he always does best: he [[Lie\|lied through his fucking teeth]] to shift the blame onto someone else. And as usual, the userbase swallowed it with as much relish as [[Sarah Palin]] gorging on [[John McCain]]'s diseased, yellow [[cum\|pecker-snot]].		Eventually the [[butthurt]] cleared long enough for someone to ask [[WTF]] was going on. Needless to say, answers were not immediately forthcoming: Mindshit was too busy trying to evade the complimentary [[buttsecks\|cavity search]] at Partyvan Central. Knowing that thousands of angry /b/tards were now howling for his blood ("WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BOARD YOU FUCKING SHITBAG??!!!"), Mindshit did what he always does best: he [[Lie\|lied through his fucking teeth]] to shift the blame onto someone else. And as usual, the userbase swallowed it with as much relish as [[Sarah Palin]] gorging on [[John McCain]]'s diseased, yellow [[cum\|pecker-snot]].

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	{{infobox Chan\|imageboard_name=AnonIB\|imageboard_logo=?\|date_founded=May 2006\|major_boards=Teens No Rules, Scene V3, Stickam Girls and Cam Sluts, bookchan,tinylotuscult\|epic_win=board hosting, <s>great porn</s> not anymore, lol\|homepage=[http://www.anonib.com/ AnonIB]}}		{{infobox Chan\|imageboard_name=AnonIB\|imageboard_logo=?\|date_founded=May 2006\|major_boards=Teens No Rules, Scene V3, Stickam Girls and Cam Sluts, bookchan,tinylotuscult\|epic_win=board hosting, <s>great porn</s> not anymore, lol\|homepage=[http://www.anonib.com/ AnonIB]}}

	~~== Introduction ==~~		'''AnonIB''', established in May 2006 by boy genius <b>Alphabet</b>, became one of the leading "new [[b/\|/b/]]'s" following the original /b/'s downfall on [[b/-day\|August 23, 2006]]. It quickly rose to become one of the [[Internet\|interweb's]] leading image dumps, specializing in [[furry]], [[yiff]], [[CP]] and wall to wall [[fail]]. Despite its questionable content and [[retard\|mentally handicapped]] userbase, the site ran smoothly for nearly two years, until <b>The Supreme Fucktard Mindpoop</b> took over administration and decided to [[rape\|buttfuck]] its userbase for the [[lulz]].

	~~Established~~ in May 2006 by boy genius <b>Alphabet</b>, ~~AnonIB~~ became one of the leading "new [[b/\|/b/]]'s" following the original /b/'s downfall on [[b/-day\|August 23, 2006]]. It quickly rose to become one of the [[Internet\|interweb's]] leading image dumps, specializing in [[furry]], [[yiff]], [[CP]] and wall to wall [[fail]]. Despite its questionable content and [[retard\|mentally handicapped]] userbase, the site ran smoothly for nearly two years, until <b>The Supreme Fucktard Mindpoop</b> took over administration and decided to [[rape\|buttfuck]] its userbase for the [[lulz]].

	On April 1st 2008, AnonIB was [[rape\|blackbagged]] by the [[FBI\|party van]], largely due to Mindshit's unbelievable [[faggotry]]. The original site vanished into the ether, resulting in the tragic loss of [[over 9,000]] child pr0n boards. Millions of [[pedophiles]] were left homeless in ensuing chaos, which is now known to be linked to the economic recession currently gripping the world. <b>The New Improved AnonIB</b> finally returned around July 2008, with perverts and furfags scrambling to recreate their pedo-boards before [[The man]] could [[rape\|assrape]] them again.		On April 1st 2008, AnonIB was [[rape\|blackbagged]] by the [[FBI\|party van]], largely due to Mindshit's unbelievable [[faggotry]]. The original site vanished into the ether, resulting in the tragic loss of [[over 9,000]] child pr0n boards. Millions of [[pedophiles]] were left homeless in ensuing chaos, which is now known to be linked to the economic recession currently gripping the world. <b>The New Improved AnonIB</b> finally returned around July 2008, with perverts and furfags scrambling to recreate their pedo-boards before [[The man]] could [[rape\|assrape]] them again.