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The PolishPrince: /* See Also */

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imported>HaGibor: /* See Also */

2018-06-23T21:35:41Z

imported>Mimkrys: /* Galleries */ - Insects will get its own category eventually.

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Galleries: - Insects will get its own category eventually.

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imported>Mimkrys: /* Galleries */

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Galleries

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	~~Image:Keke_Mouse.jpg~~
	Image:Stik.jpg		Image:Stik.jpg
	Image:Lobsterknifefight.jpg		Image:Lobsterknifefight.jpg

imported>Mimkrys: /* Galleries */

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Galleries

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	Image:Squirrel.jpg		Image:Squirrel.jpg
	Image:Squirrel banjoe.jpg		Image:Squirrel banjoe.jpg
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	~~Image:Squirrel nuts.jpg~~
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	~~Image:GiggityGiggitySquirrel.jpg~~
	Image:Chipmunk_Blunt.jpg		Image:Chipmunk_Blunt.jpg
	Image:Hamster_Fighting_Machine.jpg		Image:Hamster_Fighting_Machine.jpg
	Image:Corn Chipmunk.jpg		Image:Corn Chipmunk.jpg
	Image:Sooty.PNG		Image:Sooty.PNG
	~~Image:Animals_-_Fauxpics_-_Squirrelantula.jpg~~
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imported>Mimkrys: /* Galleries */ - This shit wasn't meant to be added in yet, but since some doorknob already did I just half-assed the albums for now, more to come later.

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Galleries: - This shit wasn't meant to be added in yet, but since some doorknob already did I just half-assed the albums for now, more to come later.

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+Image:Pope Squirrel.jpg
-File:Squirrel Powerline.jpg
+Image:Squirrel Powerline.jpg
-File:SpartanSquirrel.jpg
+Image:SpartanSquirrel.jpg
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+Image:Beaver Seducing a Platypus.jpg
-Image:Hamster_Fighting_Machine.jpg|Hampster
+Image:Goat accused of robbery.jpg
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+Image:SEXLama1.jpg|You'd hit it.
 ==List of Famous Animals==

imported>Memememememe: /* See Also */

2016-07-29T04:41:11Z

imported>Bawb at 22:37, 1 June 2016

2016-06-01T22:37:19Z

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	\|<youtube>JmjHialH__0</youtube>		\|<youtube>JmjHialH__0</youtube>
			\|<youtube>jaHHF9clnjQ</youtube>
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imported>AlGore: =

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	==Furries==		==Furries==
	~~According to~~ [[Furries]] and [[4chan]], some things are alive and some things are [[Necrophilia\|dead]]. The things which are alive are either Flora, Fauna ~~or Humans~~. These are fancy names for Plants, Animals, Zombies (see: Voters), and Humans. Some humans are actually Niggers, an ancient humanoid race that is said to have evolved from chimps (but never lost the behavior, or Intelligence Quota). If you disagree with this [[bullshit]], you are committing [[fursecution]] SO GO [[300\|DINE IN HELL]].		[[Furries]] and [[4chan]] have come up with a revolutionary idea that there are some things which are alive and some things are [[Necrophilia\|dead]].

			The things which are alive are either Flora or Fauna. These are fancy names for Plants, Animals, Zombies (see: [[Republican]] Voters), and Humans. Some humans are actually [[Niggers]], an ancient humanoid race that is said to have evolved from chimps (but never lost the behavior, or Intelligence Quota of said chimps). If you disagree with this [[bullshit]], you are committing [[fursecution]] SO GO [[300\|DINE IN HELL]].

	[[Truth\|All furries try to have sex with animals]]. When they can't find an animal they want, they buy a [[plushie]], cut a hole in its crotch, and insert a [[fleshlight]]. This technique is called the [[strategically placed hole]].		[[Truth\|All furries try to have sex with animals]]. When they can't find an animal they want, they buy a [[plushie]], cut a hole in its crotch, and insert a [[fleshlight]]. This technique is called the [[strategically placed hole]].

	==~~The Muppets~~==		==Interactions with Humans==
			[[Truth\|All life exists to reproduce and manipulate the environment for resources necessary for said reproduction.]]

			Humanity has overcome near-extinction, [[high score\|mass genocide]], starvation, [[AIDS\|disease]], famine, [[Katy Perry]], [[Justin Bieber]], and other horrific tragedies for thousands of generations. We owe our survival to hunting, fighting and eating animals.

			[[truth\|Humans are the only species on the planet with an IQ higher than that of a 5 year old]].

			Many edgy [[13 year olds]] like to say [[Pekka Auvinen\|humanity is overrated]] and that we're all a bunch of useless fat retards, but this only applies to [[americans]], namely those who live in [[The South]]. Humanity is a killing machine, and we have brought to extinction many rival animals. You owe your very existence to your ancestors who pwn'd the living shit out of giant beasts. Be grateful that you don't have to fight and skin that animal you're eating; machines and underpaid workers did that for you, you privileged fuck.

	~~According~~ to ~~the ~~[[~~Muppets~~]], ~~Animal was a drummer~~. ~~"An~~-i-~~MAL!!!! Eat drums! Eat drums!"~~		Some humans are known to have a love for animals. These people are [[fat]], [[ugly]], [[Forever Alone\|have no friends]], and are just looking for something to own; [[You\|You]] are one of them. Your pet cat wont defend you if some intruder breaks into your house. Your cat will probably feast off your corpse should you die, like what happened to [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2391223/Janet-Veal-56-gnawed-eaten-CATS-kitchen-floor-died.html this lady].

	==~~Interactions with Humans~~==		== Headlines ==
	~~Humans are known to have a "love" for animals. These people are [[fat]], [[ugly]], [[Forever Alone\|have no friends]], and are just looking for something to own.[[You\|You]] are one of them.~~

	~~Mother's~~ [[~~furry~~]] ~~shame as first genetic furry is exposed after 20 years of hiding~~.		The World Health Organization warn of transsexual repercussions from furplay (not to be confused with [[yiff]]).

	Mothers secret shame leaves daughter disfigured. Doctors say she is beyond medical help and suggested that perhaps [[Disney]] (could help)/(have helped). [[Disney]] claim copyright infringement and [[pedophile\|phile]] for damages claiming that this is just a smear campaign by the [[Fursecution\|Fursecutionists]].		Mothers secret shame leaves daughter disfigured. Doctors say she is beyond medical help and suggested that perhaps [[Disney]] (could help)/(have helped). [[Disney]] claim copyright infringement and [[pedophile\|phile]] for damages claiming that this is just a smear campaign by the [[Fursecution\|Fursecutionists]].

	~~The World Health Organization warn of transsexual repercussions from furplay (not to be confused with~~ [[~~yiff~~]]).		Mother's [[furry]] shame as first genetic furry is exposed after 20 years of hiding.

	[[Pedophile\|Head of the ‘furrys on line’]] asked that the furry hybrid be brought to [[Stickam]] where [[4chan]] members would treat her [[raep\|good]], claiming that they will always stand by their manifesto of ‘TITS OR GTFO’ and bring the helpless happiness.		[[Pedophile\|Head of the ‘furrys on line’]] asked that the furry hybrid be brought to [[Stickam]] where [[4chan]] members would treat her [[raep\|good]], claiming that they will always stand by their manifesto of ‘TITS OR GTFO’ and bring the helpless happiness.

			==Videos==
			<center>'''Typical animal behavior; also, typical [[furfag]] behavior.'''<br>
			{{fv\|Videos\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;
			\|<youtube>kNak7H4Bizw</youtube>
			\|<youtube>1hPxGmTGarM</youtube>
			\|<youtube>aOybBv5Uk1o</youtube>
			\|<youtube>GhxqIITtTtU</youtube>
			\|<youtube>3DVR27dKuQY</youtube>
			\|<youtube>eUYeBaCoseE</youtube>
			\|<youtube>A2y_LEbdEVE</youtube>
			\|<youtube>JmjHialH__0</youtube>
			}}</center>


	== Galleries ==		== Galleries ==
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	~~==Videos==~~
	~~<center>'''Typical animal behavior; also, typical [[furfag]] behavior.'''<br>~~
	~~{{fv\|Videos\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;~~
	~~\|<youtube>kNak7H4Bizw</youtube>~~
	~~\|<youtube>1hPxGmTGarM</youtube>~~
	~~\|<youtube>aOybBv5Uk1o</youtube>~~
	~~\|<youtube>GhxqIITtTtU</youtube>~~
	~~\|<youtube>3DVR27dKuQY</youtube>~~
	~~\|<youtube>eUYeBaCoseE</youtube>~~
	~~\|<youtube>A2y_LEbdEVE</youtube>~~
	~~\|<youtube>JmjHialH__0</youtube>~~
	~~}}</center>~~

	==List of Famous Animals==		==List of Famous Animals==

imported>AlGore at 12:24, 20 April 2016

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	~~{{crap}}~~
	[[image:Popeye Meat Market.gif\|300px\|right]]		[[image:Popeye Meat Market.gif\|300px\|right]]
	'''Animals''' are the thing [[furries]] and [[PETA]] [[bestiality\|drool]] over. Animals are best known for pissing and shitting everywhere and anywhere, whether it be the grass, the pool, even on [[you\|your]] bed~~, many~~ animals communicate with each other by sniffing each others piss, shit and assholes, many other animals are known to regularly eat their own shit ~~also~~, why the fuck ~~people at~~ PETA and other animal ~~"lovers"~~ love animals so much ~~can therefore be~~ concluded to be the result of sexual ~~fetish's~~ involving piss and shit. The flesh of animals are also [[OM NOM NOM NOM\|delicious]] and have ~~always~~ been ~~thought of that way~~. ~~What the~~ [[~~vegan~~]]~~s are missing out on are the tasty morsels of animal flesh~~, [[~~fucktard~~\|~~dumb fucks~~]].		'''Animals''' are the thing [[furries]] and [[PETA]] [[bestiality\|drool]] over. Animals are best known for [[pissing]] and [[shitting]] everywhere and anywhere, whether it be the grass, the pool, or even on [[you\|your]] bed. Many animals communicate with each other by sniffing each others piss, shit and assholes, and many other animals are known to regularly eat their own shit. Also, as to why the fuck PETA and other [[pussies\|animal rights activists]] love animals so much, we have concluded this to be the result of sexual fetishes involving piss and shit. The flesh of animals are also [[OM NOM NOM NOM\|delicious]] and have been consumed and sought after by [[Humans]] for our entire existence. Some humans abstain from eating meat, or even eggs and cheese, as they are infected with a severe brain disorder called [[Veganism]]. Hey, more food for us [[lie\|normal people]]!

	==Biology==		==Biology==
	The first animal ever invented by [[God\|~~Gawd~~]] was <del>Adam</del> your [[Your Mom\|mom]]. After a couple of years, God realized he made a mistake, and transformed your [[~~Your Mom~~\|~~mom~~]] ~~into a Baboon~~. Needless to say he still failed, and that is why your mom is so ugly. Animals usually come with a mouth, [[ass]], and sometimes even [[tits]].		The first animal ever invented by [[God\|Teh Lord]] was <del>Adam</del> your [[Your Mom\|mom]]. After a couple of years, God realized he made a mistake, and transformed your mom into a [[nigger\|Baboon]]. Thousands of generations later (6,000 years to be exact) Needless to say, he still failed, and that is why your mom is so ugly. Animals usually come with a mouth, [[ass]], and sometimes even [[tits]].
	The only thing an animal can do is sleep, drink, eat, [[fuck]] and make the most irritating sounds known to [[Man\|Man Kind]].		The only thing an animal can do is sleep, drink, eat, [[fuck]] and make the most irritating sounds known to [[Man\|Man Kind]].

			[[Some argue\|Scientists agree]] that life on earth developed through [[Evolution\|Abiogenesis]], [[nobody cares\|a process in which inert chemicals slowly developed properties that allowed complex interaction, and throughout millions, if not billions of years, eventually evolved into simple life forms. After another billion years, these life forms began to reach advanced stages, resulting in sea creatures. After a while, offshoots of said creatures started to walk on land.]] Eventually, humanoid species were around, killing each other off until only [[homo]]-sapiens survived.

			This video sums it up;

			<youtube>BL9S-TUikfg</youtube>

			However, this is all bullshit. [[Creationism\|The world is only 6,000 years old]] (Exactly) and has been that way [[LOLWUT\|for eons]].

	==Furries==		==Furries==
	According to [[Furries]] and [[4chan]], some things are alive and some things are [[Necrophilia\|dead]].		According to [[Furries]] and [[4chan]], some things are alive and some things are [[Necrophilia\|dead]]. The things which are alive are either Flora, Fauna or Humans. These are fancy names for Plants, Animals, Zombies (see: Voters), and Humans. Some humans are actually Niggers, an ancient humanoid race that is said to have evolved from chimps (but never lost the behavior, or Intelligence Quota). If you disagree with this [[bullshit]], you are committing [[fursecution]] SO GO [[300\|DINE IN HELL]].

	The things which are alive are either Flora or Fauna or Humans. These are fancy names for Plants, Animals, Zombies, and Humans. Some humans are actually [[Niggers~~\|animals in disguise]]~~. If you disagree with this [[bullshit]], you are committing [[fursecution]] SO GO [[300\|DINE IN HELL]].

	[[Truth\|All furries try to have sex with animals]]. When they can't find an animal they want, they ~~make~~ a [[~~doll~~]].		[[Truth\|All furries try to have sex with animals]]. When they can't find an animal they want, they buy a [[plushie]], cut a hole in its crotch, and insert a [[fleshlight]]. This technique is called the [[strategically placed hole]].

	==The Muppets==		==The Muppets==

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	* [[Nigger\|Apes]]		* [[Nigger\|Apes]]
	* [[Badger\|Badgers]]		* [[Badger\|Badgers]]
			* [[BBQ Pit Boys]]
	* [[Bears]]		* [[Bears]]
	* [[Chikins]]		* [[Chikins]]

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	* [[Hamster\|Hamsters]]		* [[Hamster\|Hamsters]]
	* [[Horses]]		* [[Horses]]
			* [[Koko The Gorilla]]
	* [[Lolcats]]		* [[Lolcats]]
	* [[My Little Pony\|Ponies]]		* [[My Little Pony\|Ponies]]

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
			* [[Nigger\|Apes]]
	* [[Badger\|Badgers]]		* [[Badger\|Badgers]]
	* [[Bears]]		* [[Bears]]
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	* [[Horses]]		* [[Horses]]
	* [[Lolcats]]		* [[Lolcats]]
	* [[~~Nigger~~]]s		* [[My Little Pony\|Ponies]]
	* [[Rabbit]]s		* [[Rabbit]]s
	* [[Rats]]		* [[Rats]]

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	~~{{crap}}~~
	[[image:Popeye Meat Market.gif\|300px\|right]]		[[image:Popeye Meat Market.gif\|300px\|right]]
	'''Animals''' are the thing [[furries]] and [[PETA]] [[bestiality\|drool]] over. Animals are best known for pissing and shitting everywhere and anywhere, whether it be the grass, the pool, even on [[you\|your]] bed~~, many~~ animals communicate with each other by sniffing each others piss, shit and assholes, many other animals are known to regularly eat their own shit ~~also~~, why the fuck ~~people at~~ PETA and other animal ~~"lovers"~~ love animals so much ~~can therefore be~~ concluded to be the result of sexual ~~fetish's~~ involving piss and shit. The flesh of animals are also [[OM NOM NOM NOM\|delicious]] and have ~~always~~ been ~~thought of that way~~. ~~What the~~ [[~~vegan~~]]~~s are missing out on are the tasty morsels of animal flesh~~, [[~~fucktard~~\|~~dumb fucks~~]].		'''Animals''' are the thing [[furries]] and [[PETA]] [[bestiality\|drool]] over. Animals are best known for [[pissing]] and [[shitting]] everywhere and anywhere, whether it be the grass, the pool, or even on [[you\|your]] bed. Many animals communicate with each other by sniffing each others piss, shit and assholes, and many other animals are known to regularly eat their own shit. Also, as to why the fuck PETA and other [[pussies\|animal rights activists]] love animals so much, we have concluded this to be the result of sexual fetishes involving piss and shit. The flesh of animals are also [[OM NOM NOM NOM\|delicious]] and have been consumed and sought after by [[Humans]] for our entire existence. Some humans abstain from eating meat, or even eggs and cheese, as they are infected with a severe brain disorder called [[Veganism]]. Hey, more food for us [[lie\|normal people]]!

	==Biology==		==Biology==
	The first animal ever invented by [[God\|~~Gawd~~]] was <del>Adam</del> your [[Your Mom\|mom]]. After a couple of years, God realized he made a mistake, and transformed your [[~~Your Mom~~\|~~mom~~]] ~~into a Baboon~~. Needless to say he still failed, and that is why your mom is so ugly. Animals usually come with a mouth, [[ass]], and sometimes even [[tits]].		The first animal ever invented by [[God\|Teh Lord]] was <del>Adam</del> your [[Your Mom\|mom]]. After a couple of years, God realized he made a mistake, and transformed your mom into a [[nigger\|Baboon]]. Thousands of generations later (6,000 years to be exact) Needless to say, he still failed, and that is why your mom is so ugly. Animals usually come with a mouth, [[ass]], and sometimes even [[tits]].
	The only thing an animal can do is sleep, drink, eat, [[fuck]] and make the most irritating sounds known to [[Man\|Man Kind]].		The only thing an animal can do is sleep, drink, eat, [[fuck]] and make the most irritating sounds known to [[Man\|Man Kind]].

			[[Some argue\|Scientists agree]] that life on earth developed through [[Evolution\|Abiogenesis]], [[nobody cares\|a process in which inert chemicals slowly developed properties that allowed complex interaction, and throughout millions, if not billions of years, eventually evolved into simple life forms. After another billion years, these life forms began to reach advanced stages, resulting in sea creatures. After a while, offshoots of said creatures started to walk on land.]] Eventually, humanoid species were around, killing each other off until only [[homo]]-sapiens survived.

			This video sums it up;

			<youtube>BL9S-TUikfg</youtube>

			However, this is all bullshit. [[Creationism\|The world is only 6,000 years old]] (Exactly) and has been that way [[LOLWUT\|for eons]].

	==Furries==		==Furries==
	According to [[Furries]] and [[4chan]], some things are alive and some things are [[Necrophilia\|dead]].		According to [[Furries]] and [[4chan]], some things are alive and some things are [[Necrophilia\|dead]]. The things which are alive are either Flora, Fauna or Humans. These are fancy names for Plants, Animals, Zombies (see: Voters), and Humans. Some humans are actually Niggers, an ancient humanoid race that is said to have evolved from chimps (but never lost the behavior, or Intelligence Quota). If you disagree with this [[bullshit]], you are committing [[fursecution]] SO GO [[300\|DINE IN HELL]].

	The things which are alive are either Flora or Fauna or Humans. These are fancy names for Plants, Animals, Zombies, and Humans. Some humans are actually [[Niggers~~\|animals in disguise]]~~. If you disagree with this [[bullshit]], you are committing [[fursecution]] SO GO [[300\|DINE IN HELL]].

	[[Truth\|All furries try to have sex with animals]]. When they can't find an animal they want, they ~~make~~ a [[~~doll~~]].		[[Truth\|All furries try to have sex with animals]]. When they can't find an animal they want, they buy a [[plushie]], cut a hole in its crotch, and insert a [[fleshlight]]. This technique is called the [[strategically placed hole]].

	==The Muppets==		==The Muppets==