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imported>ElSegCunt: /* German Angst */

2018-11-17T20:18:45Z

German Angst

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	''Why do all the nice [[girl]]s hate ME, and run after the nasty bastards who will treat them badly?''		''Why do all the nice [[girl]]s hate ME, and run after the nasty bastards who will treat them badly?''

	Mild-mannered, [[unsexy]] [[geek]]boys tear out their hair, wring their hands and ask this question of every [[girl]] they ever meet; the [[girl]] in the [[comic]] shop, all of their sister's friends, all of their [[mother]]'s friends, and most of all the one sad, pathetic [[girl]] who plays the neutral-good-cleric in their [[role-playing]] game.		Mild-mannered, [[MGTOW\|unsexy]] [[geek]]boys tear out their hair, wring their hands and ask this question of every [[girl]] they ever meet; the [[girl]] in the [[comic]] shop, all of their sister's friends, all of their [[mother]]'s friends, and most of all the one sad, pathetic [[girl]] who plays the neutral-good-cleric in their [[role-playing]] game.

	The answer is always the same, but small variations in different cultures.		The answer is always the same, but small variations in different cultures:

	YOU ARE [[Asspie\|SOCIALLY AWKWARD]] YOU [[B/\|BASEMENT DWELLER]]		YOU ARE [[Asspie\|SOCIALLY AWKWARD]] YOU [[B/\|BASEMENT DWELLER]]

	Many [[angst]]y [[geek]]boys can be found declaring their [[angst]] on the [[internets]], mainly on [[LiveJournal\|eljay]] but also [[MySpace]] (British angst can be found in [[:Image:negro_community.jpg\|spades]] on [[The Student Room\|TSR]] or on [http://www.social-anxiety-community.org Social Anxiety UK] (Though if you go to SA-UK watch out for all those fat Feminazi's - there are many on that site, usually the moderators, who bully the angst boys for attention because they're fat and insecure and just go on there to bitch and moan and degrade the angst boys even more and the angst boys will tolerate their shit in hopes to meet one of these whales or start some awful trainwreck of an online relationship). One prime example, SexyTechMage [http://www.freehate.com/womensuck/index.html claims that all women show him only disdain and disrespect]. From this, he has deduced that all women must be evil. Is he [[insane]]? Is he a [[pedophile]]? Or just another [[special]] guy with [[Asperger's Syndrome]]?		Many [[angst]]y [[geek]]boys can be found declaring their [[angst]] on the [[internets]], mainly on [[LiveJournal\|eljay]] but also [[MySpace]] (British angst can be found in [[:Image:negro_community.jpg\|spades]] on [[The Student Room\|TSR]] or on [http://www.social-anxiety-community.org Social Anxiety UK] (Though if you go to SA-UK watch out for all those fat Feminazi's - there are many on that site, usually the moderators, who bully the angst boys for attention because they're fat and insecure (at best) and just go on there to bitch and moan and degrade the angst boys even more and the angst boys will tolerate their shit in hopes to meet one of these whales or start some awful trainwreck of an online relationship). One prime example, SexyTechMage [http://www.freehate.com/womensuck/index.html claims that all women show him only disdain and disrespect]. From this, he has deduced that all women must be evil. Is he [[insane]]? Is he a [[pedophile]]? Or just another [[special]] guy with [[Asperger's Syndrome]]?
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	*[[shit nobody cares about\|Directly translated in English, word by word: The Angst is the Fearing of possible suffering and bedraws therefor a reception - and behavioursituation out of uncertainty and strain, those by an entered or expected threat (e.g. pain, loss, death) ago.]]		*[[shit nobody cares about\|Directly translated in English, word by word: The Angst is the Fearing of possible suffering and bedraws therefor a reception - and behavioursituation out of uncertainty and strain, those by an entered or expected threat (e.g. pain, loss, death) ago.]]

	[[fact\|Many Germans suffer from angst because in Germany, you can't even take a shit in a public toilet without first forking over some Jew gold.]] (Yes, really. You have to pay to take a [[shit]] in Germany.) [[Some argue]] that this is owed to the fact that Germans are prone to frequent bouts of explosive [[diarrhea]] due to ~~drinking~~ excessive amounts of skunky [[beer]], but this remains unproven.		[[fact\|Many Germans suffer from angst because in Germany, you can't even take a shit in a public toilet without first forking over some Jew gold.]] (Yes, really. You have to pay to take a [[shit]] in Germany.) [[Some argue]] that this is owed to the fact that Germans are prone to frequent bouts of explosive [[diarrhea]] due to eating thick, greasy bratwursts and washing them down with excessive amounts of skunky [[beer]], but this remains unproven.

	== Facts about ANGST ==		== Facts about ANGST ==

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 12:24, 18 October 2015

2015-10-18T12:24:48Z

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	''Mister Spock sat alone in his dark, lonely quarters, a look of anguish on his usually stoic Vulcan visage. When had he first developed these illogical feelings for the Captain, and why had he been so resistant to facing them until now?''		''Mister Spock sat alone in his dark, lonely quarters, a look of anguish on his usually stoic Vulcan visage. When had he first developed these illogical feelings for the Captain, and why had he been so resistant to facing them until now?''
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	== Teenage "Angst" ==		== Teenage "Angst" ==

	[[Image:Releasing angst.jpg\|thumb~~\|right~~\|Anger has to be released. Or you will end like [[Nathan Keefer\|this artist]].]]		{{main\|Angsty teen}}

			[[Image:Releasing angst.jpg\|thumb\|Anger has to be released. Or you will end like [[Nathan Keefer\|this artist]].]]

	Minus the "florid prose", teenage angst is very similar to fanfiction angst (see above), insofar as it involves quite a bit of brooding and whining. Symptoms also include [[Linkin Park\|crawling in one's skin]]. Teenage angst can be triggered in much the same way as fanction angst, though it can also be caused by break-ups, [[lonely\|feelings of isolation]] (read: "No one understands me!") and the occasional grounding by one's parents.		Minus the "florid prose", teenage angst is very similar to fanfiction angst (see above), insofar as it involves quite a bit of brooding and whining. Symptoms also include [[Linkin Park\|crawling in one's skin]]. Teenage angst can be triggered in much the same way as fanction angst, though it can also be caused by break-ups, [[lonely\|feelings of isolation]] (read: "No one understands me!") and the occasional grounding by one's parents.

	Teenage angst is most commonly associated with [[~~16_year_old_girls \| sixteen~~ year-old ~~girls~~]], [[~~Attention Whore \|~~ attention ~~whores~~]], [[goths]], trucker hat wearing [[hXc]] [[scene]] fags and the entire [[emo]] genre as a whole. It also results, seemingly on a daily basis, in many instances of [[cutting]], attempted [[suicide]]s and lots of bad [[poetry]] (much of which tends to get documented on [[tumblr]]).		Teenage angst is most commonly associated with [[16-year-old girl]]s, [[attention whore]]s, [[goths]], trucker hat wearing [[hXc]] [[scene]] fags and the entire [[emo]] genre as a whole. It also results, seemingly on a daily basis, in many instances of [[cutting]], attempted [[suicide]]s and lots of bad [[poetry]] (much of which tends to get documented on [[tumblr]]).
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	== Richkid "Angst" ==		== Richkid "Angst" ==
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	'''NOTE:''' All of the aforementioned take it [[in the ass]]. That's what expensive private schools are for, aren't they?		'''NOTE:''' All of the aforementioned take it [[in the ass]]. That's what expensive private schools are for, aren't they?
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	==[[Geek]]boy "Angst"==		==[[Geek]]boy "Angst"==
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	The answer is always the same, but small variations in different cultures.		The answer is always the same, but small variations in different cultures.

	YOU ARE [[Asspie\|SOCIALLY AWKWARD]] YOU [[B\|BASEMENT DWELLER]]		YOU ARE [[Asspie\|SOCIALLY AWKWARD]] YOU [[B/\|BASEMENT DWELLER]]

	Many [[angst]]y [[geek]]boys can be found declaring their [[angst]] on the [[internets]], mainly on [[LiveJournal\|eljay]] but also [[MySpace]] (British angst can be found in [[:Image:negro_community.jpg\|spades]] on [[The Student Room\|TSR]] or on [http://www.social-anxiety-community.org Social Anxiety UK] (Though if you go to SA-UK watch out for all those fat Feminazi's - there are many on that site, usually the moderators, who bully the angst boys for attention because they're fat and insecure and just go on there to bitch and moan and degrade the angst boys even more and the angst boys will tolerate their shit in hopes to meet one of these whales or start some awful trainwreck of an online relationship)). One prime example, SexyTechMage [http://www.freehate.com/womensuck/index.html claims that all women show him only disdain and disrespect]. From this, he has deduced that all women must be evil. Is he [[insane]]? Is he a [[pedophile]]? Or just another [[special]] guy with [[Asperger's Syndrome]]?		Many [[angst]]y [[geek]]boys can be found declaring their [[angst]] on the [[internets]], mainly on [[LiveJournal\|eljay]] but also [[MySpace]] (British angst can be found in [[:Image:negro_community.jpg\|spades]] on [[The Student Room\|TSR]] or on [http://www.social-anxiety-community.org Social Anxiety UK] (Though if you go to SA-UK watch out for all those fat Feminazi's - there are many on that site, usually the moderators, who bully the angst boys for attention because they're fat and insecure and just go on there to bitch and moan and degrade the angst boys even more and the angst boys will tolerate their shit in hopes to meet one of these whales or start some awful trainwreck of an online relationship). One prime example, SexyTechMage [http://www.freehate.com/womensuck/index.html claims that all women show him only disdain and disrespect]. From this, he has deduced that all women must be evil. Is he [[insane]]? Is he a [[pedophile]]? Or just another [[special]] guy with [[Asperger's Syndrome]]?
			{{clear}}

			== [[German]] Angst ==

	~~== [[German]] Angst==~~
	*[[Hitler\|Die Angst ist das Befürchten möglichen Leidens und bezeichnet somit eine Empfindungs- und Verhaltenssituation aus Ungewissheit und Anspannung, die durch eine eingetretene oder erwartete Bedrohung (z.B. Schmerz, Verlust, Tod) hervorgerufen wird.]]		*[[Hitler\|Die Angst ist das Befürchten möglichen Leidens und bezeichnet somit eine Empfindungs- und Verhaltenssituation aus Ungewissheit und Anspannung, die durch eine eingetretene oder erwartete Bedrohung (z.B. Schmerz, Verlust, Tod) hervorgerufen wird.]]

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	# Jews have angst because they are Jews.		# Jews have angst because they are Jews.
	# Niggers have angst because they think the whole world is out to get them. They're right.		# Niggers have angst because they think the whole world is out to get them. They're right.
	# People with [[~~aids~~]] have angst because they are gay and/or black.		# People with [[AIDS]] have angst because they are gay and/or black.
	# Osama bin Laden has angst because George Bush is Dick Cheney's bitch now.		# Osama bin Laden has angst because George Bush is Dick Cheney's bitch now.
	# England has angst because England is full of <s> English people. </s> Pakis, Niggers and Chavs.		# England has angst because England is full of <s>English people</s>. Pakis, Niggers, and Chavs.
	# Australia has angst, and [[Shit nobody cares about\|no one gives a shit]].		# Australia has angst, and [[Shit nobody cares about\|no one gives a shit]].
	# [[Fact\|America invented angst.]]		# [[Fact\|America invented angst.]]
	# [[Your mom\|Your mother]] has angst because of your bad case of [[~~mantrain\|~~Mantrain]]		# [[Your mom\|Your mother]] has angst because of your bad case of [[Mantrain]]

			== See also ==

	~~== See also==~~		* [[Angsty teen]]
	* [[~~Angsty_teen\|~~Angsty ~~Teen~~]]
	* [[Attention Whore]]		* [[Attention Whore]]
	* [[Cutting]]		* [[Cutting]]
	* [[~~Self_injury\|~~Self ~~Injury~~]]		* [[Self injury]]
	* [[Emo]]		* [[Emo]]
	* [[Goths]]		* [[Goths]]
	* [[~~16_year_old_girls\|Sixteen Year~~-~~Old Girls~~]]		* [[16-year-old-girl]]s
	* [[Suicide]]		* [[Suicide]]
	* [[Teenager]]		* [[Teenager]]
	* [[Pope quilty]]

	{{emoseries}}		{{emoseries}}
	[[~~category~~: Fandom Stuff]]
	[[~~category~~: ~~Abnormal_Psych~~]]		[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
			[[Category:Abnormal Psych]]

imported>Argonz: /* Facts about ANGST */

2015-08-15T01:31:27Z

Facts about ANGST

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	# Kidz who have the angst often confuse this with [[teh]] [[aids]].		# Kidz who have the angst often confuse this with [[teh]] [[aids]].
	# [[Columbine\|These same kids might shoot up their schools.]]		# [[Columbine\|These same kids might shoot up their schools.]]
	# Girls have angst when they learn that their vagina will bleed for the REST OF THEIR LIVES. Also, they have it after their uncle bob sodomizes them.		# Girls have angst when they learn that [[Oh noes!\|their vagina will bleed for the REST OF THEIR LIVES]]. Also, they have it after their uncle bob sodomizes them.
	# The POPE has angst because he is not a Jew.		# [[Lolwut\|The POPE has angst because he is not a Jew]].
	# Jews have angst because they are Jews.		# Jews have angst because they are Jews.
	# Niggers have angst because the whole world is out to get them. They're right.		# Niggers have angst because they think the whole world is out to get them. They're right.
	# People with [[aids]] have angst because they are gay and or black.		# People with [[aids]] have angst because they are gay and/or black.
	# Osama bin Laden has angst because George Bush is Dick Cheney's bitch now.		# Osama bin Laden has angst because George Bush is Dick Cheney's bitch now.
	# England has angst because England is full of <s> English people. </s> Pakis, Niggers and Chavs.		# England has angst because England is full of <s> English people. </s> Pakis, Niggers and Chavs.
	# Australia has angst, and no one gives a shit.		# Australia has angst, and [[Shit nobody cares about\|no one gives a shit]].
	# [[Fact\|America invented angst.]]		# [[Fact\|America invented angst.]]
	# [[Your mom\|Your mother]] has angst because of your bad case of [[mantrain\|Mantrain]]		# [[Your mom\|Your mother]] has angst because of your bad case of [[mantrain\|Mantrain]]

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	[[Image:Angst.jpg\|thumb\|Angst]]		[[Image:Angst.jpg\|thumb\|Angst]]

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	Minus the "florid prose", teenage angst is very similar to fanfiction angst (see above), insofar as it involves quite a bit of brooding and whining. Symptoms also include [[Linkin Park\|crawling in one's skin]]. Teenage angst can be triggered in much the same way as fanction angst, though it can also be caused by break-ups, [[lonely\|feelings of isolation]] (read: "No one understands me!") and the occasional grounding by one's parents.		Minus the "florid prose", teenage angst is very similar to fanfiction angst (see above), insofar as it involves quite a bit of brooding and whining. Symptoms also include [[Linkin Park\|crawling in one's skin]]. Teenage angst can be triggered in much the same way as fanction angst, though it can also be caused by break-ups, [[lonely\|feelings of isolation]] (read: "No one understands me!") and the occasional grounding by one's parents.

	Teenage angst is most commonly associated with [[16_year_old_girls \| sixteen year-old girls]], [[Attention Whore \| attention whores]], [[goths]], trucker hat wearing [[hXc]] [[scene]] fags and the entire [[emo]] genre as a whole. It also results, seemingly on a daily basis, in many instances of [[cutting]], attempted [[suicide]]s and lots of bad [[poetry]] (much of which tends to get documented on [[~~LiveJournal~~]]).		Teenage angst is most commonly associated with [[16_year_old_girls \| sixteen year-old girls]], [[Attention Whore \| attention whores]], [[goths]], trucker hat wearing [[hXc]] [[scene]] fags and the entire [[emo]] genre as a whole. It also results, seemingly on a daily basis, in many instances of [[cutting]], attempted [[suicide]]s and lots of bad [[poetry]] (much of which tends to get documented on [[tumblr]]).

	== Richkid "Angst" ==		== Richkid "Angst" ==

imported>Alena: /* Geekboy "Angst" */

2015-01-27T22:54:15Z

Geekboy "Angst"

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	YOU ARE [[Asspie\|SOCIALLY AWKWARD]] YOU [[B\|BASEMENT DWELLER]]		YOU ARE [[Asspie\|SOCIALLY AWKWARD]] YOU [[B\|BASEMENT DWELLER]]

	Many [[angst]]y [[geek]]boys can be found declaring their [[angst]] on the [[internets]], mainly on [[LiveJournal\|eljay]] but also [[MySpace]] (British angst can be found in [[:Image:negro_community.jpg\|spades]] on [[The Student Room\|TSR]] or on [http://www.social-anxiety-community.org Social Anxiety UK] (Though if you go to SA-UK watch out for all those fat Feminazi's - there are many on that site, usually the moderators, who bully the angst boys for attention because they're fat and insecure and just go on there to bitch and moan and degrade the angst boys even more)). One prime example, SexyTechMage [http://www.freehate.com/womensuck/index.html claims that all women show him only disdain and disrespect]. From this, he has deduced that all women must be evil. Is he [[insane]]? Is he a [[pedophile]]? Or just another [[special]] guy with [[Asperger's Syndrome]]?		Many [[angst]]y [[geek]]boys can be found declaring their [[angst]] on the [[internets]], mainly on [[LiveJournal\|eljay]] but also [[MySpace]] (British angst can be found in [[:Image:negro_community.jpg\|spades]] on [[The Student Room\|TSR]] or on [http://www.social-anxiety-community.org Social Anxiety UK] (Though if you go to SA-UK watch out for all those fat Feminazi's - there are many on that site, usually the moderators, who bully the angst boys for attention because they're fat and insecure and just go on there to bitch and moan and degrade the angst boys even more and the angst boys will tolerate their shit in hopes to meet one of these whales or start some awful trainwreck of an online relationship)). One prime example, SexyTechMage [http://www.freehate.com/womensuck/index.html claims that all women show him only disdain and disrespect]. From this, he has deduced that all women must be evil. Is he [[insane]]? Is he a [[pedophile]]? Or just another [[special]] guy with [[Asperger's Syndrome]]?

	== [[German]] Angst==		== [[German]] Angst==

imported>Alena: /* Geekboy "Angst" */

2015-01-27T22:51:26Z

Geekboy "Angst"

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	YOU ARE [[Asspie\|SOCIALLY AWKWARD]] YOU [[B\|BASEMENT DWELLER]]		YOU ARE [[Asspie\|SOCIALLY AWKWARD]] YOU [[B\|BASEMENT DWELLER]]

	Many [[angst]]y [[geek]]boys can be found declaring their [[angst]] on the [[internets]], mainly on [[LiveJournal\|eljay]] but also [[MySpace]] (British angst can be found in [[:Image:negro_community.jpg\|spades]] on [[The Student Room\|TSR]] or on [http://www.social-anxiety-community.org Social Anxiety UK] (~~though~~ if you go to SA-UK watch out for all those fat ~~feminazi~~'s ~~though~~ there are many on that site, usually the moderators, who bully the angst boys for attention because they're fat and insecure and just go on there to bitch and moan and degrade the angst boys even more)). One prime example, SexyTechMage [http://www.freehate.com/womensuck/index.html claims that all women show him only disdain and disrespect]. From this, he has deduced that all women must be evil. Is he [[insane]]? Is he a [[pedophile]]? Or just another [[special]] guy with [[Asperger's Syndrome]]?		Many [[angst]]y [[geek]]boys can be found declaring their [[angst]] on the [[internets]], mainly on [[LiveJournal\|eljay]] but also [[MySpace]] (British angst can be found in [[:Image:negro_community.jpg\|spades]] on [[The Student Room\|TSR]] or on [http://www.social-anxiety-community.org Social Anxiety UK] (Though if you go to SA-UK watch out for all those fat Feminazi's - there are many on that site, usually the moderators, who bully the angst boys for attention because they're fat and insecure and just go on there to bitch and moan and degrade the angst boys even more)). One prime example, SexyTechMage [http://www.freehate.com/womensuck/index.html claims that all women show him only disdain and disrespect]. From this, he has deduced that all women must be evil. Is he [[insane]]? Is he a [[pedophile]]? Or just another [[special]] guy with [[Asperger's Syndrome]]?

	== [[German]] Angst==		== [[German]] Angst==

imported>Alena: /* Geekboy "Angst" */

2015-01-27T22:49:32Z

Geekboy "Angst"

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	YOU ARE [[Asspie\|SOCIALLY AWKWARD]] YOU [[B\|BASEMENT DWELLER]]		YOU ARE [[Asspie\|SOCIALLY AWKWARD]] YOU [[B\|BASEMENT DWELLER]]

	Many [[angst]]y [[geek]]boys can be found declaring their [[angst]] on the [[internets]], mainly on [[LiveJournal\|eljay]] but also [[MySpace]] (British angst can be found in [[:Image:negro_community.jpg\|spades]] on [[The Student Room\|TSR]] or on [http://www.social-anxiety-community.org Social Anxiety UK]). One prime example, SexyTechMage [http://www.freehate.com/womensuck/index.html claims that all women show him only disdain and disrespect]. From this, he has deduced that all women must be evil. Is he [[insane]]? Is he a [[pedophile]]? Or just another [[special]] guy with [[Asperger's Syndrome]]?		Many [[angst]]y [[geek]]boys can be found declaring their [[angst]] on the [[internets]], mainly on [[LiveJournal\|eljay]] but also [[MySpace]] (British angst can be found in [[:Image:negro_community.jpg\|spades]] on [[The Student Room\|TSR]] or on [http://www.social-anxiety-community.org Social Anxiety UK] (though if you go to SA-UK watch out for all those fat feminazi's though there are many on that site, usually the moderators, who bully the angst boys for attention because they're fat and insecure and just go on there to bitch and moan and degrade the angst boys even more)). One prime example, SexyTechMage [http://www.freehate.com/womensuck/index.html claims that all women show him only disdain and disrespect]. From this, he has deduced that all women must be evil. Is he [[insane]]? Is he a [[pedophile]]? Or just another [[special]] guy with [[Asperger's Syndrome]]?

	== [[German]] Angst==		== [[German]] Angst==