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	[[Image:Amazingatheistlol.JPG\|thumb\|200px\|[[TheAmazingAtheist]]. Typical ugly non-believer]]		[[Image:Amazingatheistlol.JPG\|thumb\|200px\|[[TheAmazingAtheist]]. Typical ugly non-believer]]
	Unfortunately for Jessica the {{~~youtube2~~\|angrylittlegirl\|AngryLittleGirl}} username was taken by Kate, a normal person who does not give a fuck about [[YouTube]] and rarely logs onto that soul-sucking site.		Unfortunately for Jessica the {{yt\|cu\|angrylittlegirl\|AngryLittleGirl}} username was taken by Kate, a normal person who does not give a fuck about [[YouTube]] and rarely logs onto that soul-sucking site.

	Jessica, using [[16 year old girl]] logic, decided that what people thought her username was, was more important than what it actually was and swapped the last L for a capital i and became {{~~youtube2~~\|angrylittlegiri\|AngryLittleGiri}}.		Jessica, using [[16 year old girl]] logic, decided that what people thought her username was, was more important than what it actually was and swapped the last L for a capital i and became {{yt\|cu\|angrylittlegiri\|AngryLittleGiri}}.

	God bashing is a popular sport on YouTube as it provides infinite source of vlogging material for people devoid of the skill, imagination and/or creativity required for real filmmaking.		God bashing is a popular sport on YouTube as it provides infinite source of vlogging material for people devoid of the skill, imagination and/or creativity required for real filmmaking.
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	*{{~~youtube2~~\|angrylittlegiri\|AngryLittleGiri's YouTube channel}}		*{{yt\|cu\|angrylittlegiri\|AngryLittleGiri's YouTube channel}}
	*{{youtube\|IFPxaP8AC1M\|My Boring Life - by AngryLittleGiri - for use as fap fodder}}		*{{youtube\|IFPxaP8AC1M\|My Boring Life - by AngryLittleGiri - for use as fap fodder}}

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Created page with " thumb|right|450px| ''Angry'' Little Facesitter wants to have a lemonparty [[Image:Angrylittlegiri.jpg|thumb|right|200px|<s>Hawt<..."

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[[Image:AngyLittleGiri_RonPaul_Facesitting.png|thumb|right|450px| ''Angry'' Little Facesitter wants to have a lemonparty]]
[[Image:Angrylittlegiri.jpg|thumb|right|200px|<s>Hawt</s> ''Angry'' Little Giri]]
== Gospel of Enbeecee: A Jessica By Any Other Name ==

The Arial font that [[YouTube]] uses makes capital i (the 9th letter of the alphabet) look like an l (the 12th letter of the alphabet). This is a source of great [[lulz]] for trolls on YouTube who will make make impostor accounts of any YouTuber with an L in their username and use it to hurl abuse at the victim's friends and subscribers, who will hopefully respond by blocking the [[Nazi|innocent]] victim.

Jessica wanted to have the username AngryLittleGirl on YouTube so that old men who watched her videos would know that even though she was an eminently fuckable piece of <s>[[jailbait]]</s> legal ass, they had to pretend that they were interested in her angry rants and not her pert breasts.

[[Image:Amazingatheistlol.JPG|thumb|200px|[[TheAmazingAtheist]]. Typical ugly non-believer]]
Unfortunately for Jessica the {{youtube2|angrylittlegirl|AngryLittleGirl}} username was taken by Kate, a normal person who does not give a fuck about [[YouTube]] and rarely logs onto that soul-sucking site.

Jessica, using [[16 year old girl]] logic, decided that what people thought her username was, was more important than what it actually was and swapped the last L for a capital i and became {{youtube2|angrylittlegiri|AngryLittleGiri}}.

God bashing is a popular sport on YouTube as it provides infinite source of vlogging material for people devoid of the skill, imagination and/or creativity required for real filmmaking.

[[Image:RichardHarris.jpg|thumb|200px|Marcus Aurelius aka Albus Dumbledore, Mass-Murderer/Rolemodel]]
Most people who believe that God does not exist are ugly (and therefore choose to believe that God does not exist rather than that God hates them, despite all the evidence to the contrary). When the [[atheist]]'s on YouTube discovered that Jessica was '''not ugly''', they immediately invited her into their [[Blasphemy Challenge]] club and featured her {{youtube|dQ6nW3O6oqY|"God. Is. Imaginary."}} video on their [http://www.blasphemychallenge.com blasphemychallenge.com] website on 14 January 2007. They then proceeded to watch her video almost [[hax|50,000 times]] from that God-forsaken site pushing it onto YouTube's most viewed pages and eventually causing it to pick up over 100,000 views.

Jessica's Blasphemy Challenge video had this quote in the description;

{{quote|Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.| Richard Harris (Marcus Aurelius in [[Harry Potter|Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone]])}}

Despite Jessica quickly realizing that her username was shit (since everyone misread it and no one could find her on YouTube), the views and subscribers that she had gained from this first video stopped her from ditching the channel and starting again.

In Jessica's "My Boring Life" video, (whose concept was cleverly stolen from a fellow Asian YouTuber), she sat silently in a slutty outfit for 10 minutes. Because of the abundance of skin and lack of Jessica actually speaking, the video facilitated [[masturbation]] by staring at her long, silky legs, soft but perky breasts and cutely sullen face. She got over 6,000 views. In her next video, "Church of Me" she spent 3 minutes as a typical YouTube talking head. She got less than 2,700 views. This proved conclusively that [[Sick fuck|YouTube subscribers]] watch the videos of [[16 year old girl]]s with the sound turned off.

[[Image:Angrylittlegiriviewers.jpg|thumb|center|700px|The ''Why Are You Watching This Crap?'' Challenge: "My Boring Life", silent and slutty, over 6,000 views. "Church of Me" talking and not so slutty, less than 2,700 views. Jessica fans want moar slutty and less talk. Believe it!]]

=== For YouTube's is the Power and the Glory Forever ===
[[Image:AngryLittleGiriotivationalFucktards.jpg|thumb|right|200px|AngryLittleGiri's subscribers are Fucktards, but to an [[attention whore]] a subscriber is a subscriber amirite?]]
Jessica spent another 5 months being unfindable on YouTube, as only hardcore [[atheist]]s and/or [[Masturbation|masturbators]] knew how to spell her username. During this time she made 31 more non-nude, non-booty shaking, non-popular videos. She eventually decided to ditch her fucked up username and start again.

[[Image:AngryLittleGiriFAP.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Who needs the Bible when you have FAP material]]
On 28 July 2007 Jessica posted a [[TL;DW]] video (now removed) in which she said her family and school friends had found out about her AngryLittleGiri channel and that she did not want them to watch her videos so she was going to make a new secret channel that they would not know about.

This was of course ''complete bullshit'' as every video that [[atheist]]s make gets onto YouTube's completely '''not secret''' [http://www.youtube.com/browse?s=md&t=t "Most Discussed List"] as a result of their endless, pointless, senseless, circular, [[strawman]] arguments that are usually resolved in the real world with high explosives.

The next day (29 July 2007) [[YouTube]] decided to call her on her bullshit and made dumping her channel much more difficult for an ordinary little attention whore by featuring her {{youtube|OruQy-X32O0|Gullible is not in the Dictionary}} video on [http://www.youtube.com YouTube's front page], (thereby adding over '''7000+''' new subscribers/haters to her '''AngryLittleGiri''' channel).

''Some people'' are waiting to see if Jessica will still ditch her YouTube promoted insta-popular AngryLittleGiri channel (like she swore to [[God]] she would). It is more likely though that her inner [[attention whore]] will get the better of her and her fear of sinking back into the cute-but-not-naked masses on YouTube will cause her to cling to her new [[Fucktard|subscriber base]] for the personal ego-validation and promise of [[Honorz]] that it carries.

''Other people'' don't give a shit.

  
  
  
  

== Gospel of Faucknuez: Aids and Fail ==
[[Image:AngryLittleGiriTaylorRain.jpg|thumb|right|200px|She's still a whore in my books.]]
'''AngryLittleGiri''' is the poster child for why [[blog|VLogging]] is made of infinite amounts of AIDS and [[fail]]. After hearing from her mom about how [[God]] has failed to pay alimony for the past six years, AngryLittleGirl made it her life goal to denounce religion and call all those who hate her [[retard|intelligent]] videos gullible idiots. It was during this time that [[YouTube]], a terrorist organization fighting to overthrow all of the potential for lulz and win on the [[internets]], featured one of her videos. In the time after the featuring of her video, a [[drama|civil war]] erupted on YouTube. Anyone who pointed out that Jessica was just another ordinary [[16 year old girl]] on the internet was flamed by [[atheist]]s who thought she was [[PWNED|pwning]] religion.
 

== Related Videos ==

<center>{{youtube|OruQy-X32O0|Gullible is not in the Dictionary}}</center>
<center><youtube>OruQy-X32O0</youtube></center>
<center>'''[[Attention whore]] is not in Encyclopedia Dramatica; Cutting is a talent. Moar details at eleven.'''</center>

<center>'''[[Anonymous]] responds'''</center>

Note: The user that posted this video attempted to remove it from the page, and disabled embedding. He is cleeeeeeeearly asking to be [http://www.youtube.com/user/HippyOrGTFO trolled]

== Foreshadowing of Attention Whore's Remorse? So soon? ==

[[Image:AngryLittleGiriMotivationalReligion.jpg|thumb|right|200px|'''Shrieking:''' How to make friends and influence people]]
Shortly after her video got featured, AngryLittleGiri posted the following video, telling everyone who told her the video was shit why they were "[[fucktard]]ed".

<center>{{youtube|RC3lgZTErtM|Pretentious Bitch - mirrored video with a more apt title}}. Please feel free to post ''hate comments'' and rate with one star as she is ''cleeearly'' [[asking for it]]</center>
<center><youtube>RC3lgZTErtM</youtube></center>
<center>'''Note the constant arm waving typical of inhabitants of [[Retard|Retardedland]], and the use of the word 'opinion' [[over 9000]] times.'''</center>

Her PM box quickly filled up with 1,400 important Private Messages such as "You are a bitch" and "You are a whore", so she made a video saying that she was turning off Private Messages, and promptly deleted it.

== Jessica turns 18 ==

According to her youtube profile, God has punished Jessica by permanently revoking her jailbait status (costing her half her fanbase).
On the plus side, she will now do porn on request and that you can [[stick it in her pooper]] for $5.
[[sonic|Jessica sez]]: {{youtube|fBF-JrTBOsE|Not Enough PORN on YouTube}}

== Shit That [[Noone]] Cares About ==

The name ''Jessica'' is of Jew origin, from ''jesca'' meaning "artificial insemination". It shares the same Hebrew root as ''Yeshua'', which has been [http://www.thenazareneway.com/yeshua_jesus_real_name.htm transliterated into the English name ''Jesus''].

Like active Satanists everywhere, Jessica is a huge ''[[Harry Potter]]'' fan and obtained her copy of the final book [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml6tomzdzzw at midnight during a typical Satanic event].

<center>[[Image:Angrylittlegiricrazy.gif|Possessed Little Giri]]</center>

It is common knowledge that [[Harry Potter]] is a warlock and therefore is an enemy of [[God]]. He should not be seen as a hero. He should be lured to Jesus Camp and killed along with all the other warlocks.

<center>{{youtube|eERDW1d5joQ|Harry Potter would be put to death at Jesus Camp}}</center>
<center><youtube>eERDW1d5joQ</youtube></center>

[[Allahu Akbar]] min kulli shay.

[[Jews|Amen]].

== Related Articles ==
[[Image:Lonelygirl15angrylittlegiri.jpg|thumb|right|400px|Jessica Rose ([[LonelyGirl15]]) and Jessica Christ''opher'' Walken (AngryLittleGirI15) both '''acting''' like ordinary 16 year-old Satan worshipers]]
*[[Blasphemy Challenge]]
*[[TheAmazingAtheist]]
*[[Atheists]]
*[[Religion]]
*[[Violetkitty411]]
*[[LonelyGirl15]]
*[[Blasphemy Challenge]]
*[[Paperlilies]] - Who created an identical drama with her similar ''"You are all idiots"'' attitude in the {{youtube|MPgkZfaA_K8|BAN SARCASM FROM YOUTUBE!!!}} video which was similarly featured in November 2006. If the pattern holds true to form, AngryLittleGiri should make a "[[I'm so confused]]" video about all the haters that she is attracting, probably in early September when the rate of new subscriptions has tailed away to nothing.

== External Links ==

*{{youtube2|angrylittlegiri|AngryLittleGiri's YouTube channel}}
*{{youtube|IFPxaP8AC1M|My Boring Life - by AngryLittleGiri - for use as fap fodder}}

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