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	[[File:Angband main screen.png\|thumb\|right\|alt=Angband Main\|[[Y halo thar\|Hello, welcome to Angband!]]]]		[[File:Angband main screen.png\|thumb\|right\|alt=Angband Main\|[[Y halo thar\|Hello, welcome to Angband!]]]]

	Angband is a Roguelike~~, much in the vein of~~ [[~~Nethack~~]], only less lulzy, indulging players in a much smoother learning and difficulty curve, and pre-packed pretty graphics for [[faggots]] who can't handle [[ASCII]].		Angband is a Roguelike which means it's [[Rogue]] only less lulzy, indulging players in a much smoother learning and difficulty curve, and pre-packed pretty graphics for [[faggots]] who can't handle [[ASCII]].

	=So, what's happening?=		=So, what's happening?=
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	=See Also=		=See Also=
	*[[Ragnarok]]		*[[Ragnarok]]
	*[[Nethack]]
	*[[Rogue]]		*[[Rogue]]
	*[[Nerd]]		*[[Nerd]]

imported>MilanorTSW: Linked some more articles to See Also

2012-03-14T15:54:44Z

Linked some more articles to See Also

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imported>MilanorTSW: Linked some more articles to See Also

2012-03-14T15:54:44Z

Linked some more articles to See Also

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imported>MilanorTSW: Linked some more articles to See Also

2012-03-14T15:54:44Z

Linked some more articles to See Also

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imported>MilanorTSW: Linked some more articles to See Also

2012-03-14T15:54:44Z

Linked some more articles to See Also

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	[[File:Angband main screen.png\|thumb\|right\|alt=Angband Main\|[[Y halo thar\|Hello, welcome to Angband!]]]]		[[File:Angband main screen.png\|thumb\|right\|alt=Angband Main\|[[Y halo thar\|Hello, welcome to Angband!]]]]

	Angband is a Roguelike, much in the vein of Nethack, only less lulzy, indulging players in a much smoother learning and difficulty curve, and pre-packed pretty graphics for [[faggots]] who can't handle [[ASCII]].		Angband is a Roguelike, much in the vein of [[Nethack]], only less lulzy, indulging players in a much smoother learning and difficulty curve, and pre-packed pretty graphics for [[faggots]] who can't handle [[ASCII]].

	=So, what's happening?=		=So, what's happening?=
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	=Angband and Nethack=		=Angband and Nethack=
	As an attempt at being original, Angband is different from ~~NetHack~~.		As an attempt at being original, Angband is different from [[Nethack]].

	Nethack always provided a pleasantly terrifying level of terrifying, slaying foolhardy players with a swipe of a kittens claw, and regularly perpatrating hate crimes againts [[Down's Syndrome\|Downies]] by making it physically possible to die of a broken foot if they felt like just kicking a wall until their foot was no more than a bloody, mangled, splintered [[stub]].		Nethack always provided a pleasantly terrifying level of terrifying, slaying foolhardy players with a swipe of a kittens claw, and regularly perpatrating hate crimes againts [[Down's Syndrome\|Downies]] by making it physically possible to die of a broken foot if they felt like just kicking a wall until their foot was no more than a bloody, mangled, splintered [[stub]].
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	=See Also=		=See Also=
	*[[Ragnarok]]		*[[Ragnarok]]
			*[[Nethack]]
			*[[Rogue]]
	*[[Nerd]]		*[[Nerd]]

imported>MilanorTSW: Added/edited some content. Enough for now, will return back and add some stuff on the classes.

2012-03-14T15:47:31Z

Added/edited some content. Enough for now, will return back and add some stuff on the classes.

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	[[File:Angband.png\|thumb\|right\|alt=The Angband Logo\|The Angband Logo, in all its nerdy glory.]]		[[File:Angband.png\|thumb\|right\|alt=The Angband Logo\|The Angband Logo, in all its nerdy glory.]]
			[[File:Angband main screen.png\|thumb\|right\|alt=Angband Main\|[[Y halo thar\|Hello, welcome to Angband!]]]]

	Angband is a Roguelike, much in the vein of Nethack, only less lulzy, indulging players in a much smoother learning and difficulty curve, and pre-packed pretty graphics for [[faggots]] who can't handle [[ASCII]].		Angband is a Roguelike, much in the vein of Nethack, only less lulzy, indulging players in a much smoother learning and difficulty curve, and pre-packed pretty graphics for [[faggots]] who can't handle [[ASCII]].

	If Nethack ~~was Butthurt~~, Angband is ~~Butthurt Lite. Diet Butthurt, if you will~~.		=So, what's happening?=
			Like many games, Angband features a very [[Ripoff\|original]] plot. You, as one of your chosen [[Race\|races]] are to dwell down into a [[100]] level dungeon to [[Fail\|try]] and rape an immortal spirit [[Moar\|Mor]][[goth]] taken strait from [[Lord of The Rings\|Tolkien]]. As so, expect every single thing in the game to be stolen from a shitty series of books and movies.

			=Angband and Nethack=
			As an attempt at being original, Angband is different from NetHack.

	Nethack always provided a pleasantly terrifying level of terrifying, slaying foolhardy players with a swipe of a kittens claw, and regularly perpatrating hate crimes againts [[Down's Syndrome\|Downies]] by making it physically possible to die of a broken foot if they felt like just kicking a wall until their foot was no more than a bloody, mangled, splintered [[stub]].		Nethack always provided a pleasantly terrifying level of terrifying, slaying foolhardy players with a swipe of a kittens claw, and regularly perpatrating hate crimes againts [[Down's Syndrome\|Downies]] by making it physically possible to die of a broken foot if they felt like just kicking a wall until their foot was no more than a bloody, mangled, splintered [[stub]].
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	Or, if Nethack was just feeling moody/lulzy, it would kill you on Turn 0 after you've spent an inordinate amount of time number-crunching that perfect character, just by helpfully spawning you in some horrible death trap, such as lava. This event treats you with the pleasant, friendly message...		Or, if Nethack was just feeling moody/lulzy, it would kill you on Turn 0 after you've spent an inordinate amount of time number-crunching that perfect character, just by helpfully spawning you in some horrible death trap, such as lava. This event treats you with the pleasant, friendly message...

	"Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 zorkmids".		[[Monopoly\|"Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 zorkmids".]]

	Angband~~, in comparison, is much~~ more ~~subtle~~. Angband lets you kick ass for a few levels, lulling you into a false sense of security, comforting you, feeding you everything you need like an infant at a mothers teat... then it ~~punches~~ you ~~in the balls~~ with a suprise ambush of, for example, Hounds. Or, at lower levels, Wood Spiders. ~~Or it~~'~~ll just be a~~ fucktard ~~and~~ have your character devoured alive by Jackals on level one.		Angband took a more [[troll\|cunning]] approach. Angband lets you kick ass for a few levels, lulling you into a false sense of security, comforting you, feeding you everything you need like an infant at a mothers teat... then it will suddenly provide you with some delicious [[buttsecks]] from a [[rape\|suprise ambush]] of, for example, [[Dogs\|Hounds]]. Or, at lower levels, [[Wood]] Spiders. If you're an unlucky fucktard ([[Fact\|which you are]]), you will probably have your character devoured alive by Jackals on level one.

	~~However, don't let this fool you into thinking Angband is easy.~~ Once you get to the final fight, if you've been an asshat and not saught out every named enemy (Including Farmer Maggot and his Dogs), Morgoth with summon them all with a single word, promptly bending you over, opening you [[goatse\|wide]] and shoving your entire inventory into your rectum until you burst in a pleasing shower of gore.		Once you get to the final fight, if you've been an asshat and not saught out every named enemy (Including Farmer Maggot and his Dogs), Morgoth with summon them all with a single word, promptly bending you over, opening you [[goatse\|wide]] and shoving your entire inventory into your rectum until you burst in a pleasing shower of gore.

	==See Also==		=See Also=
	*[[Ragnarok]]		*[[Ragnarok]]
	*[[Nerd]]		*[[Nerd]]

	==External Links==		=External Links=
	*[http://rephial.org/ Official website, get Angband here]		*[http://rephial.org/ Official website, get Angband here]
			*[http://angband.oook.cz/stuff/manual.txt Angband manual. Read this shit, if you don't want to die on your first level.]

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imported>MilanorTSW: I like them Angbands, so I won't sandbox this. Gonna help this one out, as soon as I get enough time.

2012-03-14T15:09:02Z

I like them Angbands, so I won't sandbox this. Gonna help this one out, as soon as I get enough time.

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	[[File:Angband.png\|thumb\|right\|alt=The Angband Logo\|The Angband Logo, in all its nerdy glory.]]		[[File:Angband.png\|thumb\|right\|alt=The Angband Logo\|The Angband Logo, in all its nerdy glory.]]

	Angband is a [[Roguelike]], much in the vein of Nethack, only less lulzy, indulging players in a much smoother learning and difficulty curve, and pre-packed pretty graphics for [[faggots]] who can't handle [[ASCII]].		Angband is a Roguelike, much in the vein of Nethack, only less lulzy, indulging players in a much smoother learning and difficulty curve, and pre-packed pretty graphics for [[faggots]] who can't handle [[ASCII]].

	If Nethack was Butthurt, Angband is Butthurt Lite. Diet Butthurt, if you will.		If Nethack was Butthurt, Angband is Butthurt Lite. Diet Butthurt, if you will.
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	However, don't let this fool you into thinking Angband is easy. Once you get to the final fight, if you've been an asshat and not saught out every named enemy (Including Farmer Maggot and his Dogs), Morgoth with summon them all with a single word, promptly bending you over, opening you [[goatse\|wide]] and shoving your entire inventory into your rectum until you burst in a pleasing shower of gore.		However, don't let this fool you into thinking Angband is easy. Once you get to the final fight, if you've been an asshat and not saught out every named enemy (Including Farmer Maggot and his Dogs), Morgoth with summon them all with a single word, promptly bending you over, opening you [[goatse\|wide]] and shoving your entire inventory into your rectum until you burst in a pleasing shower of gore.

			==See Also==
			*[[Ragnarok]]
			*[[Nerd]]

			==External Links==
			*[http://rephial.org/ Official website, get Angband here]

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imported>Gandalf: New page, bitches. Awwyeah, delicious contentz.

2012-03-05T18:47:04Z

New page, bitches. Awwyeah, delicious contentz.

New page

[[File:Angband.png|thumb|right|alt=The Angband Logo|The Angband Logo, in all its nerdy glory.]]

Angband is a [[Roguelike]], much in the vein of Nethack, only less lulzy, indulging players in a much smoother learning and difficulty curve, and pre-packed pretty graphics for [[faggots]] who can't handle [[ASCII]].

If Nethack was Butthurt, Angband is Butthurt Lite. Diet Butthurt, if you will.

Nethack always provided a pleasantly terrifying level of terrifying, slaying foolhardy players with a swipe of a kittens claw, and regularly perpatrating hate crimes againts [[Down's Syndrome|Downies]] by making it physically possible to die of a broken foot if they felt like just kicking a wall until their foot was no more than a bloody, mangled, splintered [[stub]].

Or, if Nethack was just feeling moody/lulzy, it would kill you on Turn 0 after you've spent an inordinate amount of time number-crunching that perfect character, just by helpfully spawning you in some horrible death trap, such as lava. This event treats you with the pleasant, friendly message...

"Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 zorkmids".

Angband, in comparison, is much more subtle. Angband lets you kick ass for a few levels, lulling you into a false sense of security, comforting you, feeding you everything you need like an infant at a mothers teat... then it punches you in the balls with a suprise ambush of, for example, Hounds. Or, at lower levels, Wood Spiders. Or it'll just be a fucktard and have your character devoured alive by Jackals on level one.

However, don't let this fool you into thinking Angband is easy. Once you get to the final fight, if you've been an asshat and not saught out every named enemy (Including Farmer Maggot and his Dogs), Morgoth with summon them all with a single word, promptly bending you over, opening you [[goatse|wide]] and shoving your entire inventory into your rectum until you burst in a pleasing shower of gore.