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Reverted edit by Edgar181's sock puppet 7 (talk) to last revision by [[User:imported>Gachalifesucks|imported>Gachalifesucks]]

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	~~'''<span style="font-size~~:~~larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE~~ [[~~Icewillow9~~\|~~ICEWILLOW9~~]] ~~ARTICLE RIGHT NOW'''</span>'''</span>'''~~		[[Image:Aneros.jpg\|thumb\|[[Stick it in her pooper\|STICK IT IN YOUR POOPER]]]]

	FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT		The future is now. You knew it was going to happen sooner or later. It has become en vogue for straight men, such as [[you\|yourself]] to stick things up their bum for sexual pleasure. Welcome to the world of '''Aneros''', the $80 piece of plastic that is showing straight men what they've [[Anal sex\|been missing]]. It was developed by [http://www.aneros.com/ The Aneros Company] for the purpose of [[bisexual\|over-sexing]] the world into a state of frenzy so they can [[The Man\|gain control]]. Who knows what diabolical scheme they may have in store. It won't be long, the [[Japanese]] have already accepted Aneros as [[Raptor Jesus\|Their Lord and Saviour]].

			==The Super-O Propaganda==
			[[Image:Super Orgasm ego death.gif\|thumb\|Super Orgasm will become the hallucinogen that consumes us]]
			Aneros promises sexual fulfillment by stimulating the Male [[Lie\|G-Spot]]. When you squeeze your [[asshole\|shit scissor]] the lumpy plastic dong pushes against your prostate, eventually achieving orgasm. Its hands free operation makes one handed surfing no longer the [[an hero\|only option]]. The workers of the world will stop masturbating in the bathrooms at their offices, and masturbate at will while working. The Fapomania caused by these promised "Super Orgasms" lead to [[LSD\|ego death]], and production world wide will slowly grind to a halt. The battle will be over.
			{{quote\|We've had customers tell us that in the midst of these "Super-Orgasms" their beds shake uncontrollably, they lose all sense of time, and '''<i>make "fierce" animal noises</i>'''.\|'''The plot unfolds'''}}
			[[Image:Dogknotvsaneros.gif\|thumb\|left\|Dog Knot vs. Aneros<br>Part of a Greater Conspiracy?]]
			[[Furry\|Fur Faggotry]] is part of the summary plot. Much more easy and less embarrassing to purchase than the traditional [http://www.furrystyle.com/shopfurry/home.php?cat=52 dog knot], Furries will assimilate into this new sexual culture quickly. After all, they already make [[yiff\|"fierce animal noises"]]. As furries spread [[AIDS]] due to the expanded sympathetic audience, Fur [[Faggotry]] will bring common social skills to their knees, reducing us all to sweaty over-sexed Neanderthals in [[Beastpaint]].

			==Japan==
			[[Image:Enemagrabook.jpg\|thumb\|330 pages of [[Moonspeak]] devoted to Aneros and its uses.]]
			The '''Enemagra''', as the Aneros is known to the Japanese, has taken hold most quickly in [[Japan]]. Due to their lack of a human soul, the Japanese quickly succumb to the Aneros' <s>wiles</s> wills. They have started splitting off into [http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ja&u=http://www.bii.ne.jp/pines/enemagra/&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=2&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3Denemagra%2Bclub%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rls%3DDVFD,DVFD:1970--2,DVFD:en%26sa%3DN clubs] and have begun worshiping their new idol. This will eventually spread into [[Korea]] and join with [[Raelian]] Making an unstoppable force known as a [[Scientology\|"Super Cult"]].

			== Reviews ==
			[[Bullshit\|…last night was just unbelievable.
			I finally got into such a relaxed trance like state that it felt like I was awake and having the most intense wet dream ever! …last night I got so relaxed that I felt like I was just floating away and I forgot about everything around me and that's when it happened. I mean I could not stop cumming! The contractions were rapid fire one after the other and it felt un-f***ing believable. I was even thinking to myself while it was happening that this wasn't possible because it felt so unreal. It just took over and it felt like I was 15 again and I was awake and I was having a wet dream, but it lasted for like 1/2 an hour and it was incredibly intense. I can't wait to do it again! … I just can't describe how awesome it felt!!!!!!!!!!I was just laying on my side in the fetal position and the contractions were going through my whole body. I didn't make any noise, but it was like somebody turned on a magic button and I came so hard and so long like nothing I have ever experienced before. I had no idea the body was capable of such a high degree of pleasure! I can best describe it as a machine gun orgasm that just would not quit and kept getting more intense as I floated more into a trance. I finally had to come out of it because I just could
			not take it anymore, that's how intense it got and I was just plain getting worn out because my whole body was completely drained of all it's energy and I had to go to sleep. Wow! Best sex toy ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]

			== Lulz potential ==

			The Aneros is a HUEG mine of [[Lulz]]. You can go to the [http://www.aneros.com/forum/index.php official forum] and call everyone liars and the Aneros a scam, and watch as the [[Goatse\|asshole toy fanboys]] post [[TL;DR]] responses about how you're "close-minded", "[[republican]]" or "[[no u\|no, u]] suk" replies. Another way to troll the community is to [[Jason Fortuny\|pose]] on [[craigslist]] as a "prostate massage therapist" and then post the addresses of everyone who responds to [[b/\|/b/]]. Just make sure you aren't from [[Washington]].

			==Gallery==
			<gallery>
			Image:Enemagrabiblepage.jpg\|Enemagra Bible illustration
			Image:Enemagrabible 1.jpg
			Image:Enemagrabible 3.jpg\|LEVEL 4!!
			Image:Enemagrabible 4.jpg\|sex cult mythology
			</gallery>

			==See Also==
			*[[Mind control]] - The methods in play.
			*[[Raelian]] - Up and running sex cult.
			*[[Homophobia]] - Our Last Hope.
			*[[North American DONG Party]] - The political front.
			*[[Dongcopter]] - Clandestine Dong Operations
			*[[An Heroes]]
			{{cults}}

			{{sex}}

			[[category:sex]]

Edgar181's sock puppet 7 at 11:58, 20 August 2024

2024-08-20T11:58:04Z

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	~~[[Image~~:~~Aneros.jpg\|thumb\|~~[[~~Stick it in her pooper~~\|~~STICK IT IN YOUR POOPER]]~~]]		'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9\|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW'''</span>'''</span>'''

	The future is now. You knew it was going to happen sooner or later. It has become en vogue for straight men, such as [[you\|yourself]] to stick things up their bum for sexual pleasure. Welcome to the world of '''Aneros''', the $80 piece of plastic that is showing straight men what they've [[Anal sex\|been missing]]. It was developed by [http://www.aneros.com/ The Aneros Company] for the purpose of [[bisexual\|over-sexing]] the world into a state of frenzy so they can [[The Man\|gain control]]. Who knows what diabolical scheme they may have in store. It won't be long, the [[Japanese]] have already accepted Aneros as [[Raptor Jesus\|Their Lord and Saviour]].		FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT

	~~==The Super-O Propaganda==~~
	~~[[Image:Super Orgasm ego death.gif\|thumb\|Super Orgasm will become the hallucinogen that consumes us]]~~
	Aneros promises sexual fulfillment by stimulating the Male [[Lie\|G-Spot]]. When you squeeze your [[asshole\|shit scissor]] the lumpy plastic dong pushes against your prostate, eventually achieving orgasm. Its hands free operation makes one handed surfing no longer the [[an hero\|only option]]. The workers of the world will stop masturbating in the bathrooms at their offices, and masturbate at will while working. The Fapomania caused by these promised "Super Orgasms" lead to [[LSD\|ego death]], and production world wide will slowly grind to a halt. The battle will be over.
	{{quote\|We've had customers tell us that in the midst of these "Super-Orgasms" their beds shake uncontrollably, they lose all sense of time, and '''<i>make "fierce" animal noises</i>'''.\|'''The plot unfolds'''}}
	~~[[Image:Dogknotvsaneros.gif\|thumb\|left\|Dog Knot vs. Aneros<br>Part of a Greater Conspiracy?]]~~
	[[Furry\|Fur Faggotry]] is part of the summary plot. Much more easy and less embarrassing to purchase than the traditional [http://www.furrystyle.com/shopfurry/home.php?cat=52 dog knot], Furries will assimilate into this new sexual culture quickly. After all, they already make [[yiff\|"fierce animal noises"]]. As furries spread [[AIDS]] due to the expanded sympathetic audience, Fur [[Faggotry]] will bring common social skills to their knees, reducing us all to sweaty over-sexed Neanderthals in [[Beastpaint]].

	~~==Japan==~~
	~~[[Image:Enemagrabook.jpg\|thumb\|330 pages of [[Moonspeak]] devoted to Aneros and its uses.]]~~
	The '''Enemagra''', as the Aneros is known to the Japanese, has taken hold most quickly in [[Japan]]. Due to their lack of a human soul, the Japanese quickly succumb to the Aneros' <s>wiles</s> wills. They have started splitting off into [http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ja&u=http://www.bii.ne.jp/pines/enemagra/&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=2&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3Denemagra%2Bclub%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rls%3DDVFD,DVFD:1970--2,DVFD:en%26sa%3DN clubs] and have begun worshiping their new idol. This will eventually spread into [[Korea]] and join with [[Raelian]] Making an unstoppable force known as a [[Scientology\|"Super Cult"]].

	~~== Reviews ==~~
	~~[[Bullshit\|…last night was just unbelievable.~~
	I finally got into such a relaxed trance like state that it felt like I was awake and having the most intense wet dream ever! …last night I got so relaxed that I felt like I was just floating away and I forgot about everything around me and that's when it happened. I mean I could not stop cumming! The contractions were rapid fire one after the other and it felt un-f***ing believable. I was even thinking to myself while it was happening that this wasn't possible because it felt so unreal. It just took over and it felt like I was 15 again and I was awake and I was having a wet dream, but it lasted for like 1/2 an hour and it was incredibly intense. I can't wait to do it again! … I just can't describe how awesome it felt!!!!!!!!!!I was just laying on my side in the fetal position and the contractions were going through my whole body. I didn't make any noise, but it was like somebody turned on a magic button and I came so hard and so long like nothing I have ever experienced before. I had no idea the body was capable of such a high degree of pleasure! I can best describe it as a machine gun orgasm that just would not quit and kept getting more intense as I floated more into a trance. I finally had to come out of it because I just could
	not take it anymore, that's how intense it got and I was just plain getting worn out because my whole body was completely drained of all it's energy and I had to go to sleep. Wow! Best sex toy ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]

	~~== Lulz potential ==~~

	The Aneros is a HUEG mine of [[Lulz]]. You can go to the [http://www.aneros.com/forum/index.php official forum] and call everyone liars and the Aneros a scam, and watch as the [[Goatse\|asshole toy fanboys]] post [[TL;DR]] responses about how you're "close-minded", "[[republican]]" or "[[no u\|no, u]] suk" replies. Another way to troll the community is to [[Jason Fortuny\|pose]] on [[craigslist]] as a "prostate massage therapist" and then post the addresses of everyone who responds to [[b/\|/b/]]. Just make sure you aren't from [[Washington]].

	~~==Gallery==~~
	~~<gallery>~~
	~~Image:Enemagrabiblepage.jpg\|Enemagra Bible illustration~~
	~~Image:Enemagrabible 1.jpg~~
	~~Image:Enemagrabible 3.jpg\|LEVEL 4!!~~
	~~Image:Enemagrabible 4.jpg\|sex cult mythology~~
	~~</gallery>~~

	~~==See Also==~~
	*[[Mind control]] - The methods in play.
	*[[Raelian]] - Up and running sex cult.
	*[[Homophobia]] - Our Last Hope.
	*[[North American DONG Party]] - The political front.
	*[[Dongcopter]] - Clandestine Dong Operations
	*[[An Heroes]]
	~~{{cults}}~~

	~~{{sex}}~~

	~~[[category:sex]]~~

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The future is now. You knew it was going to happen sooner or later. It has become en vogue for straight men, such as [[you|yourself]] to stick things up their bum for sexual pleasure. Welcome to the world of '''Aneros''', the $80 piece of plastic that is showing straight men what they've [[Anal sex|been missing]]. It was developed by [http://www.aneros.com/ The Aneros Company] for the purpose of [[bisexual|over-sexing]] the world into a state of frenzy so they can [[The Man|gain control]]. Who knows what diabolical scheme they may have in store. It won't be long, the [[Japanese]] have already accepted Aneros as [[Raptor Jesus|Their Lord and Saviour]].

==The Super-O Propaganda==
[[Image:Super Orgasm ego death.gif|thumb|Super Orgasm will become the hallucinogen that consumes us]]
Aneros promises sexual fulfillment by stimulating the Male [[Lie|G-Spot]]. When you squeeze your [[asshole|shit scissor]] the lumpy plastic dong pushes against your prostate, eventually achieving orgasm. Its hands free operation makes one handed surfing no longer the [[an hero|only option]]. The workers of the world will stop masturbating in the bathrooms at their offices, and masturbate at will while working. The Fapomania caused by these promised "Super Orgasms" lead to [[LSD|ego death]], and production world wide will slowly grind to a halt. The battle will be over.
{{quote|We've had customers tell us that in the midst of these "Super-Orgasms" their beds shake uncontrollably, they lose all sense of time, and '''<i>make "fierce" animal noises</i>'''.|'''The plot unfolds'''}}
[[Image:Dogknotvsaneros.gif|thumb|left|Dog Knot vs. Aneros<br>Part of a Greater Conspiracy?]]
[[Furry|Fur Faggotry]] is part of the summary plot. Much more easy and less embarrassing to purchase than the traditional [http://www.furrystyle.com/shopfurry/home.php?cat=52 dog knot], Furries will assimilate into this new sexual culture quickly. After all, they already make [[yiff|"fierce animal noises"]]. As furries spread [[AIDS]] due to the expanded sympathetic audience, Fur [[Faggotry]] will bring common social skills to their knees, reducing us all to sweaty over-sexed Neanderthals in [[Beastpaint]].

==Japan==
[[Image:Enemagrabook.jpg|thumb|330 pages of [[Moonspeak]] devoted to Aneros and its uses.]]
The '''Enemagra''', as the Aneros is known to the Japanese, has taken hold most quickly in [[Japan]]. Due to their lack of a human soul, the Japanese quickly succumb to the Aneros' <s>wiles</s> wills. They have started splitting off into [http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ja&u=http://www.bii.ne.jp/pines/enemagra/&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=2&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3Denemagra%2Bclub%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rls%3DDVFD,DVFD:1970--2,DVFD:en%26sa%3DN clubs] and have begun worshiping their new idol. This will eventually spread into [[Korea]] and join with [[Raelian]] Making an unstoppable force known as a [[Scientology|"Super Cult"]].

== Reviews ==
[[Bullshit|…last night was just unbelievable.
I finally got into such a relaxed trance like state that it felt like I was awake and having the most intense wet dream ever! …last night I got so relaxed that I felt like I was just floating away and I forgot about everything around me and that's when it happened. I mean I could not stop cumming! The contractions were rapid fire one after the other and it felt un-f***ing believable. I was even thinking to myself while it was happening that this wasn't possible because it felt so unreal. It just took over and it felt like I was 15 again and I was awake and I was having a wet dream, but it lasted for like 1/2 an hour and it was incredibly intense. I can't wait to do it again! … I just can't describe how awesome it felt!!!!!!!!!!I was just laying on my side in the fetal position and the contractions were going through my whole body. I didn't make any noise, but it was like somebody turned on a magic button and I came so hard and so long like nothing I have ever experienced before. I had no idea the body was capable of such a high degree of pleasure! I can best describe it as a machine gun orgasm that just would not quit and kept getting more intense as I floated more into a trance. I finally had to come out of it because I just could
not take it anymore, that's how intense it got and I was just plain getting worn out because my whole body was completely drained of all it's energy and I had to go to sleep. Wow! Best sex toy ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]

== Lulz potential ==

The Aneros is a HUEG mine of [[Lulz]]. You can go to the [http://www.aneros.com/forum/index.php official forum] and call everyone liars and the Aneros a scam, and watch as the [[Goatse|asshole toy fanboys]] post [[TL;DR]] responses about how you're "close-minded", "[[republican]]" or "[[no u|no, u]] suk" replies. Another way to troll the community is to [[Jason Fortuny|pose]] on [[craigslist]] as a "prostate massage therapist" and then post the addresses of everyone who responds to [[b/|/b/]]. Just make sure you aren't from [[Washington]].

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:Enemagrabiblepage.jpg|Enemagra Bible illustration
Image:Enemagrabible 1.jpg
Image:Enemagrabible 3.jpg|LEVEL 4!!
Image:Enemagrabible 4.jpg|sex cult mythology
</gallery>

==See Also==
*[[Mind control]] - The methods in play.
*[[Raelian]] - Up and running sex cult.
*[[Homophobia]] - Our Last Hope.
*[[North American DONG Party]] - The political front.
*[[Dongcopter]] - Clandestine Dong Operations
{{cults}}

{{sex}}

[[category:sex]]

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			*[https://www.bigfeetpjs.com Big Feet adult footie pajamas] - they have a butt flap for easy insertion of a prostate massage toy.
			*[[Marijuana]] - combine with prostate massage for a dangerous addiction
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