Amy Bishop - Revision history

LordGrimThInvincible: Son death

2025-03-12T17:11:35Z

Son death

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	With her insanity plea rejected and her attempt at becoming [[an hero]]ine ending in failure, Amy found herself being sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole because luckily for her the relatives of her victims turned out to be that rare variety of Alabamian that was opposed to capital punishment. The last anyone heard she was getting into altercations with guards [http://www.waff.com/story/19172567/bishop-anderson-beaten-in-jail and having the shit literally smacked out of her by lunch trays] wielded by fellow inmates who, unlike her parents and husband, have a low tolerance for [[autistic screeching]] and a willingness to give a shiner to the source of it.		With her insanity plea rejected and her attempt at becoming [[an hero]]ine ending in failure, Amy found herself being sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole because luckily for her the relatives of her victims turned out to be that rare variety of Alabamian that was opposed to capital punishment. The last anyone heard she was getting into altercations with guards [http://www.waff.com/story/19172567/bishop-anderson-beaten-in-jail and having the shit literally smacked out of her by lunch trays] wielded by fellow inmates who, unlike her parents and husband, have a low tolerance for [[autistic screeching]] and a willingness to give a shiner to the source of it.

			== Her Sons Death ==
			On April 18 or 19, 2021, Seth Bishop Anderson, who was named after his moms late brother, was shot and killed. Someone was charged, but there have been no updates in years.

	== Graded Score ==		== Graded Score ==

LordGrimThInvincible: She wounded someone is a waffle house fight, so 3-4 wounded

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She wounded someone is a waffle house fight, so 3-4 wounded

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	{{Ibrow\|'''[[High Score\|High Score]]'''\|Killed 3-4, injured 3}}		{{Ibrow\|'''[[High Score\|High Score]]'''\|Killed 3-4, injured 3-4}}
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Not very nice

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	[[Image:AmyBishop.jpg\|thumb\|Dr. Amy Bishop, after being stripped of her +1 [[Glock]] 9mm of Pwnage by [[mods]]]]		[[Image:AmyBishop.jpg\|thumb\|Dr. Amy Bishop, after being stripped of her +1 [[Glock]] 9mm of Pwnage by [[mods]]]]

	Amy was reportedly really fucking difficult to talk to, even for an Aspie (which is saying something). One surviving professor remembered a meeting where she ranted for an hour about how [[You don't have any friends\|nobody liked her]] because they thought she was "arrogant, aloof and superior." The truth of the matter was that nobody could find anything nice to say to her, and all she ever talked about was [[butthurt]] and nitric oxide (her particular Aspie fascination). Several attempts to befriend Bishop by complimenting her charming 1950's children's haircut and apparent disdain for makeup inevitably resulted in Bishop threatening to break into the perpetrator's house and inject [[jenkem\|nitric oxide]] into his balls while he slept.		Amy was reportedly really fucking difficult to talk to, even for an Aspie (which is saying something). One surviving professor remembered a meeting where she ranted for an hour about how [[You don't have any friends\|nobody liked her]] because they thought she was "[[E-go\|arrogant, aloof and superior]]." The truth of the matter was that nobody could find anything nice to say to her, and all she ever talked about was [[butthurt]] and nitric oxide (her particular Aspie fascination). Several attempts to befriend Bishop by complimenting her charming 1950's children's haircut and apparent disdain for makeup inevitably resulted in Bishop threatening to break into the perpetrator's house and inject [[jenkem\|nitric oxide]] into his balls while he slept.

	== [[STD\|Herpes Bomb]] ==		== [[STD\|Herpes Bomb]] ==

The PolishPrince: /* Links */

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Links

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	[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]		[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]

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			{{timeline\|Featured article March 11 & 12, [[2025]]\|[[Facepalm]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Catholic]]}}

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imported>Paul in the Mall at 21:40, 1 March 2024

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	[[Image:AmyBishop.jpg\|thumb\|Dr. Amy Bishop, after being stripped of her +1 [[Glock]] 9mm of Pwnage by [[mods]]]]		[[Image:AmyBishop.jpg\|thumb\|Dr. Amy Bishop, after being stripped of her +1 [[Glock]] 9mm of Pwnage by [[mods]]]]

	Amy was reportedly really fucking difficult to talk to, even for an Aspie (which is saying something). One surviving professor remembered a meeting where she ranted for an hour about how [[You don't have any friends\|nobody liked her]] because they thought she was "arrogant, aloof and superior." The truth of the matter was that nobody could find anything nice to say to her, and all she ever talked about was [[butthurt]] and nitric oxide (her particular Aspie fascination). Several attempts to befriend Bishop by complimenting her charming 1950's children's haircut and apparent disdain for makeup inevitably resulted in Bishop threatening to break into the perpetrator's house and inject [[jenkem\|nitric oxide]] into his balls while he slept.		Amy was reportedly really fucking difficult to talk to, even for an Aspie (which is saying something). One surviving professor remembered a meeting where she ranted for an hour about how [[You don't have any friends\|nobody liked her]] because they thought she was "[[E-go\|arrogant, aloof and superior]]." The truth of the matter was that nobody could find anything nice to say to her, and all she ever talked about was [[butthurt]] and nitric oxide (her particular Aspie fascination). Several attempts to befriend Bishop by complimenting her charming 1950's children's haircut and apparent disdain for makeup inevitably resulted in Bishop threatening to break into the perpetrator's house and inject [[jenkem\|nitric oxide]] into his balls while he slept.

	== [[STD\|Herpes Bomb]] ==		== [[STD\|Herpes Bomb]] ==

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	'''Dr. Amy Bishop''' was a Professor of [[Brain\|Neuroscience]] at the University of [[Alabama]] and a certified [[nerd]] (and likely [[Asperger's Syndrome\|Aspie]]). In a classic example of long-suppressed [[Nerd Rage]] and a hilarious twist to the usual endless string of [[jenkem]] or [[4chan]]-[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen\|induced]] school shootings, 45-year old Professor Amy, a girl, pulled out a [[Glock]] and proceeded to calmly [[Pwnt\|pwn]] six of her distinguished colleagues, including her boss. Three of them died, with the other three loudly protesting her choice of venue and demanding a rematch via ''[[World of Warcraft]]'', the usual arena for angry, odd-looking social rejects to settle disagreements amongst themselves.		'''Dr. Amy Bishop''' was a Professor of [[Brain\|Neuroscience]] at the University of [[Alabama]] and a certified [[nerd]] (and likely [[Asperger's Syndrome\|Aspie]]). In a classic example of long-suppressed [[Nerd Rage]] and a hilarious twist to the usual endless string of [[jenkem]] or [[4chan]]-[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen\|induced]] school shootings, 44-year-old Professor Amy, a girl, pulled out a [[Glock]] and proceeded to calmly [[Pwnt\|pwn]] six of her distinguished colleagues, including her boss. Three of them died, with the other three loudly protesting her choice of venue and demanding a rematch via ''[[World of Warcraft]]'', the usual arena for angry, odd-looking social rejects to settle disagreements amongst themselves.

	According to her campus biography, Bishop holds a doctorate in genetics from [[Harvard]]. In 2008, University President David Williams predicted that one of her cell-research advances would "change the way biological and medical research is conducted." Her colleagues, on the other hand, described her as "creepy" and "always within striking distance of the edge". She was pretty much a classic Aspie, fixated on her particular narrow field of research and constantly pissing off her co-workers by refusing to talk about anything else. You know you're pretty fucking irritating when even the other super nerds think you're a [[douchebag]].		According to her campus biography, Bishop holds a doctorate in genetics from [[Harvard]]. In 2008, University President David Williams predicted that one of her cell-research advances would "change the way biological and medical research is conducted." Her colleagues, on the other hand, described her as "creepy" and "always within striking distance of the edge". She was pretty much a classic Aspie, fixated on her particular narrow field of research and constantly pissing off her co-workers by refusing to talk about anything else. You know you're pretty fucking irritating when even the other super nerds think you're a [[douchebag]].