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Gerda Arendt: SHITTY AMAZON REVIEWS-THEY LL CUT YOUR PRIVATE PARTS OFF IF YOU DONT LEAVE REVIEWS THEIR WAY!

2024-06-30T21:35:23Z

SHITTY AMAZON REVIEWS-THEY LL CUT YOUR PRIVATE PARTS OFF IF YOU DONT LEAVE REVIEWS THEIR WAY!

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	[[Image:Amazon.png\|thumb\|right\|Unfortunately, there are no semi-nude amazons on this site.]]		[[Image:Amazon.png\|thumb\|right\|Unfortunately, there are no semi-nude amazons on this site.]]

	Founded in [[1984]] by Jeff Bezos, [http://www.amazon.com '''Amazon.com'''] is one of the [[Internets]]' shittiest stores. They sell everything from [[porn\|books]] to [[butt plug]]s. Amazon.com allows you to buy stuff with [[one click]].		Founded in [[1984]] by Amazonian faggot Jeff Bezos, [http://www.amazon.com '''Amazon.com'''] is one of the [[Internets]]' shittiest stores. They sell everything from [[porn\|books]] to [[butt plug]]s. Amazon.com allows you to buy stuff with [[one click]].

	It is where all [[16 year old girls]] post their [[wishlist]]s in order to facilitate people who want to buy them all the random [[crap]] they want when they [[camwhore\|show their tits]]. It's also popular with people like [[Dave Eggers\|this]], who [http://www.nytimes.com/2004/02/14/technology/14AMAZ.html?ex=1392094800&en=183dc1d16a0c7b4c&ei=5007&partner=USERLAND form a circle jerk with their pals and write glowing reviews of their own work].		It is where all [[16 year old girls]] post their [[wishlist]]s in order to facilitate people who want to buy them all the random [[crap]] they want when they [[camwhore\|show their tits]]. It's also popular with people like [[Dave Eggers\|this]], who [http://www.nytimes.com/2004/02/14/technology/14AMAZ.html?ex=1392094800&en=183dc1d16a0c7b4c&ei=5007&partner=USERLAND form a circle jerk with their pals and write glowing reviews of their own work].
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	Amazon allows registered customers who buy their shit to review their products. This was helpful until people like [[Gary Weiss]] decided to go out and make cavalcades of [[sock puppet]]s to bash all of their competitors and praise themselves.		Amazon allows registered customers who buy their shit to review their products. This was helpful until people like [[Gary Weiss]] decided to go out and make cavalcades of [[sock puppet]]s to bash all of their competitors and praise themselves.

	Amazon reviews are a popular tool for trolling. Posting fake reviews that bash items people like and praise things that people hate causes a lot of [[butthurt]] and [[lulz]].		Amazon reviews are a popular tool for trolling. Posting fake reviews that bash items people like and praise things that people hate causes a lot of [[butthurt]] and [[lulz]]. If amazon catches you doing bogus reviews twice, they fuck up all of your revies... they have wikipedia fake, censored "encyclopedia" dumbass style of thinking<ref>archive.is/Y0BB</ref>... You can have 2000 good reviews vs may be, may be 2 bad ones but when they dont like you, they just cut off your private parts...

	Also, Amazon can never get a fucking order right. You order a book and they send you a [[chair]] - seriously, [[WTF]]!?!		Also, Amazon can never get a fucking order right. You order a book and they send you a [[chair]] - seriously, [[WTF]]!?!

imported>Cobaltcat: /* Shit for Sale */

2023-03-23T05:40:06Z

Shit for Sale

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imported>Cobaltcat: /* Shit for Sale */

2023-03-23T05:40:06Z

Shit for Sale

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	Image:Lolicononamazon.JPG\|[[Lolicon]]? On ''my'' Amazon?		Image:Lolicononamazon.JPG\|[[Lolicon]]? On ''my'' Amazon?
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imported>MarioMario456: /* Shit for Sale */

2021-11-05T19:41:55Z

Shit for Sale

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	Image:AllGirlSex.jpg\|All Girl Sex		Image:AllGirlSex.jpg\|All Girl Sex
	Image:SororityChicksGoneWild.jpg\|Sorority [[Cumdumpster\|Chicks]]		Image:SororityChicksGoneWild.jpg\|Sorority [[Cumdumpster\|Chicks]]
	Image:AmazonCustomerImages.jpg‎\|Monitor for sa--[[WTF]]		<!--Image:AmazonCustomerImages.jpg‎\|Monitor for sa--[[WTF]]-->
	Image:Lolicononamazon.JPG\|[[Lolicon]]? On ''my'' Amazon?		Image:Lolicononamazon.JPG\|[[Lolicon]]? On ''my'' Amazon?
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imported>MarioMario456: http://web.archive.org/web/20190717080021/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Amazon

2021-11-05T19:40:43Z

http://web.archive.org/web/20190717080021/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Amazon

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	<!-- [[Image:ipodreview_lolwut.png\|thumb\|[[Typical]] customer review of an [[Apple]] product.]] -->		<!-- [[Image:ipodreview_lolwut.png\|thumb\|[[Typical]] customer review of an [[Apple]] product.]] -->
	[[File:Boxmonster.jpg\|thumb\|right]]		[[File:Boxmonster.jpg\|thumb\|right]]
	Amazon allows registered customers who buy their shit to review their products. This was helpful until people like [[Gary Weiss]] decided to go out and make cavalcades of [[sock puppet]]s to bash all of their competitors and praise themselves. Amazon reviews are a popular tool for trolling. Posting fake reviews that bash items people like and praise things that people hate causes a lot of [[butthurt]] and [[lulz]].		Amazon allows registered customers who buy their shit to review their products. This was helpful until people like [[Gary Weiss]] decided to go out and make cavalcades of [[sock puppet]]s to bash all of their competitors and praise themselves.

			Amazon reviews are a popular tool for trolling. Posting fake reviews that bash items people like and praise things that people hate causes a lot of [[butthurt]] and [[lulz]].

	Also, Amazon can never get a fucking order right. You order a book and they send you a [[chair]] - seriously, [[WTF]]!?!		Also, Amazon can never get a fucking order right. You order a book and they send you a [[chair]] - seriously, [[WTF]]!?!

imported>Uberfukken: /* See Also */

2019-03-10T22:21:58Z

imported>AlGore: /* Amazon's user reviews */

2017-01-04T02:21:02Z

Amazon's user reviews

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	==Amazon's user reviews==		==Amazon's user reviews==
	[[Image:ipodreview_lolwut.png\|thumb\|[[Typical]] customer review of an [[Apple]] product.]]		<!-- [[Image:ipodreview_lolwut.png\|thumb\|[[Typical]] customer review of an [[Apple]] product.]] -->
			[[File:Boxmonster.jpg\|thumb\|right]]
	Amazon allows registered customers who buy their shit to review their products. This was helpful until people like [[Gary Weiss]] decided to go out and make cavalcades of [[sock puppet]]s to bash all of their competitors and praise themselves. Amazon reviews are a popular tool for trolling. Posting fake reviews that bash items people like and praise things that people hate causes a lot of [[butthurt]] and [[lulz]].		Amazon allows registered customers who buy their shit to review their products. This was helpful until people like [[Gary Weiss]] decided to go out and make cavalcades of [[sock puppet]]s to bash all of their competitors and praise themselves. Amazon reviews are a popular tool for trolling. Posting fake reviews that bash items people like and praise things that people hate causes a lot of [[butthurt]] and [[lulz]].

	Also, Amazon can never get a fucking order right. You order a book and they send you a [[chair]] - seriously, [[WTF]]!?!		Also, Amazon can never get a fucking order right. You order a book and they send you a [[chair]] - seriously, [[WTF]]!?!
	{{clear}}		{{clear}}

	==Wolf shirts==		==Wolf shirts==
	[[Image:Amazon_wolfshirts.jpg\|thumb\|Each article is custom cumstained]]		[[Image:Amazon_wolfshirts.jpg\|thumb\|Each article is custom cumstained]]

imported>Schnookums: /* OMG: Amazon Gay-Banning Scandal */

2014-02-09T04:19:04Z

OMG: Amazon Gay-Banning Scandal

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imported>Schnookums: /* OMG: Amazon Gay-Banning Scandal */

2014-02-09T04:19:04Z

OMG: Amazon Gay-Banning Scandal

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imported>Schnookums: /* OMG: Amazon Gay-Banning Scandal */

2014-02-09T04:19:04Z

OMG: Amazon Gay-Banning Scandal

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	Image:AllGirlSex.jpg\|All Girl Sex		Image:AllGirlSex.jpg\|All Girl Sex
	Image:SororityChicksGoneWild.jpg\|Sorority [[Cumdumpster\|Chicks]]		Image:SororityChicksGoneWild.jpg\|Sorority [[Cumdumpster\|Chicks]]
	Image:AmazonCustomerImages.jpg‎\|Monitor for sa--[[WTF]]		<!--Image:AmazonCustomerImages.jpg‎\|Monitor for sa--[[WTF]]-->
	Image:Lolicononamazon.JPG\|[[Lolicon]]? On ''my'' Amazon?		Image:Lolicononamazon.JPG\|[[Lolicon]]? On ''my'' Amazon?
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	*[[Amazon Disaster]]		*[[Amazon Disaster]]
	*[[Amazon Wish List]]		*[[Amazon Wish List]]
			*[[Big Data]]
	*[[Dave Eggers]]		*[[Dave Eggers]]
	*[[Weev]]		*[[Weev]]