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	=== Episode 3: Revenge of the Tranny ===		=== Episode 3: Revenge of the Tranny ===
	[[File:Alex Death Threats.jpeg\|thumb\|right\|[[Stunning and Brave]]]]		[[File:Alex Death Threats.jpeg\|thumb\|right\|[[Stunning and Brave]]]]
	As all these sagas were going on, literally everyone is covering Alex Mauer as if it was [[GamerGate]] again. No one had ever used the DMCA like this before, so it's no surprise people would be furious. Mauer just continued sending DMCAs after DMCAs, even DMCAing an interview he did with another Jewtuber! After Jewtube user SidAlpha, AKA {{~~ytuser~~\|GreyWolf779}} called Mauer out on his shit, Mauer then started sending death threats to him! After sending those threats, Mauer's hormones wore off, and he realized what he did. He then declared himself mentally ill, and went to go get help.<br>		As all these sagas were going on, literally everyone is covering Alex Mauer as if it was [[GamerGate]] again. No one had ever used the DMCA like this before, so it's no surprise people would be furious. Mauer just continued sending DMCAs after DMCAs, even DMCAing an interview he did with another Jewtuber! After Jewtube user SidAlpha, AKA {{yt\|u\|GreyWolf779}} called Mauer out on his shit, Mauer then started sending death threats to him! After sending those threats, Mauer's hormones wore off, and he realized what he did. He then declared himself mentally ill, and went to go get help.<br>

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	{{Timeline\|Featured article December 12 & December 13, [[2017]]\|[[OCD]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[William Atchison]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article December 12 & December 13, [[2017]]\|[[OCD]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[William Atchison]]}}
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	{{Timeline\|Featured article December 12 & December 13, [[2017]]\|[[OCD]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[William Atchison]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article December 12 & December 13, [[2017]]\|[[OCD]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[William Atchison]]}}
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imported>BigMeatHuggins22: did my best to recover most of the images, still missing the ones in the gallery. if anyone knows what was there please get those too. got these ones from the kiwifarms thread

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did my best to recover most of the images, still missing the ones in the gallery. if anyone knows what was there please get those too. got these ones from the kiwifarms thread

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	=== Episode 2: Attack of the LOLs ===		=== Episode 2: Attack of the LOLs ===
	[[File:Alex Mauer Bandcamp.png\|thumb\|~~100px~~\|Oy vey]]		[[File:Alex Mauer Bandcamp.png\|thumb\|300px\|Oy vey]]
	So where do you go from here? Well if you were a sane person, you would apologize and beg for mercy like the spinelsss cuckold you are. But if you're a pre-op tranny, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!		So where do you go from here? Well if you were a sane person, you would apologize and beg for mercy like the spinelsss cuckold you are. But if you're a pre-op tranny, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

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	=== Episode 3: Revenge of the Tranny ===		=== Episode 3: Revenge of the Tranny ===
	As all these sagas were going on, literally everyone is covering Alex Mauer as if it was [[GamerGate]] again. No one had ever used the DMCA like this before, so it's no surprise people would be furious. Mauer just continued sending DMCAs after DMCAs, even DMCAing an interview he did with another Jewtuber! After Jewtube user SidAlpha, AKA {{ytuser\|GreyWolf779}} called Mauer out on his shit, Mauer then started sending death threats to him! After sending those threats, Mauer's hormones wore off, and he realized what he did. He then declared himself mentally ill, and went to go get help.<br><br>		[[File:Alex Death Threats.jpeg\|thumb\|right\|[[Stunning and Brave]]]]
			As all these sagas were going on, literally everyone is covering Alex Mauer as if it was [[GamerGate]] again. No one had ever used the DMCA like this before, so it's no surprise people would be furious. Mauer just continued sending DMCAs after DMCAs, even DMCAing an interview he did with another Jewtuber! After Jewtube user SidAlpha, AKA {{ytuser\|GreyWolf779}} called Mauer out on his shit, Mauer then started sending death threats to him! After sending those threats, Mauer's hormones wore off, and he realized what he did. He then declared himself mentally ill, and went to go get help.<br>

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	==Alex Gets Help aka Emperor Trans Isn't Wearing Any Sanity==		==Alex Gets Help aka Emperor Trans Isn't Wearing Any Sanity==
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	==ZOMG HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF!==		==ZOMG HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF!==
	[[Image:~~Alex_Mauer_-_Suicidal_Threats~~.~~png~~\|right\|thumb]]		[[Image:Alex_Suicide_Threat.jpeg\|right\|thumb\|[[DO IT FAGGOT]]]]
	If there's one thing Alex excels at in life it's screeching for attention. Likely as a result of helicopter parenting and unrestricted upbringing, Alex knows that if he's not getting his way all he needs to do is throw a giant temper tantrum. From threatening to hold his breath as a child all the way on up to threatening to kill himself as an adult, this tranny train wreck knows all the classic [[attention whoring]] moves.		If there's one thing Alex excels at in life, it's screeching for attention. Likely as a result of helicopter parenting and unrestricted upbringing, Alex knows that if he's not getting his way all he needs to do is throw a giant temper tantrum. From threatening to hold his breath as a child all the way on up to threatening to kill himself as an adult, this tranny train wreck knows all the classic [[attention whoring]] moves.

	Unfortunately for Alex he's no longer a child, but an actual adult and as such he's expected to act with some degree of self-restraint and to put his childish self-importance aside for the responsibilities of manhood. His wanting to become a woman is a sort of manifestation of his inability to escape his arrested development. He can't cope with being an adult and handling adult level responsibilities so he retards back into what he actively perceives as the weakest, most victimized medium... the female form.		Unfortunately for Alex he's no longer a child, but an actual adult and as such he's expected to act with some degree of self-restraint and to put his childish self-importance aside for the responsibilities of manhood. His wanting to become a woman is a sort of manifestation of his inability to escape his arrested development. He can't cope with being an adult and handling adult level responsibilities so he retards back into what he actively perceives as the weakest, most victimized medium... the female form.

	And then from there he acts like an irrational lunatic when he isn't treated like a cock princess, using his self-diagnosed ~~transexuality~~ as a convenient scapegoat for his ~~willful~~ attempts to avoid taking responsibility for himself, his actions and his self-inflicted misfortunes.		And then from there he acts like an irrational lunatic when he isn't treated like a cock princess, using his self-diagnosed transsexuality as a convenient scapegoat for his wilful attempts to avoid taking responsibility for himself, his actions and his self-inflicted misfortunes.
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	==Judicial Bitch Slap==		==Judicial Bitch Slap==
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	==Alex Throws A Tranny Tantrum==		==Alex Throws A Tranny Tantrum==
	You'd think Alex would have learned an important lesson after getting his proverbial e-pecker legally lopped off, but instead of being an obedient little man bitch and getting his ugly ass to the kitchen to make sandwiches, he instead tried desperately to cling to his self-maligned manhood. This manifested in the form of breaking the court's orders (which he agreed to), repeatedly, as he slandered ~~Imagos~~ on his Twitter page, as well as openly insulted and verbally attacked the judge, frothing off a magnificent tranny tirade of insanity that culminated with incessant, harassing phone calls to the judge to whine about how unfair his [[woman\|new station]] in life was.		You'd think Alex would have learned an important lesson after getting his proverbial e-pecker legally lopped off, but instead of being an obedient little man bitch and getting his ugly ass to the kitchen to make sandwiches, he instead tried desperately to cling to his self-maligned manhood. This manifested in the form of breaking the court's orders (which he agreed to), repeatedly, as he slandered Images on his Twitter page, as well as openly insulted and verbally attacked the judge, frothing off a magnificent tranny tirade of insanity that culminated with incessant, harassing phone calls to the judge to whine about how unfair his [[woman\|new station]] in life was.

	The judge could only put up with his irrational hormonal hysteria for so long before he finally ordered Alex's mutilated snatch back into court on December 18th, where the little man-bitch is likely to get another good hard slap across his idiot face to remind him that he's no longer a man and that the court refuses to recognize his hurty feminine fee-fees.<br><br>		The judge could only put up with his irrational hormonal hysteria for so long before he finally ordered Alex's mutilated snatch back into court on December 18th, where the little man-bitch is likely to get another good hard slap across his idiot face to remind him that he's no longer a man and that the court refuses to recognize his hurty feminine fee-fees.<br><br>
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	* [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4762186/ Shocker. Mauer has an IMDB page]		* [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4762186/ Shocker. Mauer has an IMDB page]
	* [https://www.gofundme.com/starr-mazer-legal-support Starr Mazer Legal Support - Help Alex's victims.]		* [https://www.gofundme.com/starr-mazer-legal-support Starr Mazer Legal Support - Help Alex's victims.]
			* [https://nickmonroe.blog/2017/07/18/the-alex-mauer-storm/ Further Reading]

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	Alex <s>Mauer</s> Kobayashi, ''Clueless beyond measure.''		Alex <s>Mauer</s> Kobayashi, ''Clueless beyond measure.''

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	Unsurprisingly, on December 18th, 2017 Alex did NOT show up for his appointed court hearing, at which the judge issued an order forbidding Alex from contacting the court directly, forbidden from contacting the clerk of court, forbidden from asking the defendant's lawyer, Leonard French, for advice and establishing that any further communication with the court must be done through filed court documents.		Unsurprisingly, on December 18th, 2017 Alex did NOT show up for his appointed court hearing, at which the judge issued an order forbidding Alex from contacting the court directly, forbidden from contacting the clerk of court, forbidden from asking the defendant's lawyer, Leonard French, for advice and establishing that any further communication with the court must be done through filed court documents.

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	'''Alex Mauer''' (Full name: [[Powerword\|Alexander Thomas Mauer]]), is a [[Chiptune\|chiptune]] musician known for making the soundtrack for many different video games. But then, everything changed when transgenderism attacked. [[Last Thursday]], Mauer went from being a chiptune musician, to one of the Internet's biggest [[Lolcow\|lolcows]] overnight.		'''Alex Mauer''' (Full name: [[Powerword\|Alexander Thomas Mauer]]), is a [[Chiptune\|chiptune]] musician known for making the soundtrack for many different video games. But then, everything changed when transgenderism attacked. [[Last Thursday]], Mauer went from being a chiptune musician, to one of the Internet's biggest [[Lolcow\|lolcows]] overnight.

	Amongst his many delusions Alex believes himself to be [[unrealistic expectations\|beautiful woman]] trapped in the body of a stubby fur matted Jell-O troll with virginal rage. In reality he's a self-hating homo who just can't accept that he likes a [[bug chasers\|pos load]] in his tubby rectum. Pretending he's really a woman is his way of bypassing his butt bumping phobia and staying safely in the closet. Where he pleasures himself to pecker porn whilst fondling his hairy, hormone grown, [[breasts\|lopsided lard swells]]; dressed up like a frumpy lesbian wearing a greasy wig and cheap lipstick.		Amongst his many delusions Alex believes himself to be a [[unrealistic expectations\|beautiful woman]] trapped in the body of a stubby fur matted Jell-O troll with virginal rage. In reality he's a self-hating homo who just can't accept that he likes a [[bug chasers\|pos load]] in his tubby rectum. Pretending he's really a woman is his way of bypassing his butt bumping phobia and staying safely in the closet. Where he pleasures himself to pecker porn whilst fondling his hairy, hormone grown, [[breasts\|lopsided lard swells]]; dressed up like a frumpy lesbian wearing a greasy wig and cheap lipstick.

	In his free time Alex enjoys sending out hundreds of fraudulent DMCA takedowns, making death threats, threatening to [[suicide\|kill himself]], violently attacking people at a women's [[rape]] center, threatening to cut off his balls/penis, harassing judges, breaking court orders, wasting countless thousands of dollars in tax payer funds... well, you get the idea. Alex is basically a horrible blight upon society and if he ever actually did kill himself it would be a glorious gift to humanity as a whole.<br><br>		In his free time Alex enjoys sending out hundreds of fraudulent DMCA takedowns, making death threats, threatening to [[suicide\|kill himself]], violently attacking people at a women's [[rape]] center, threatening to cut off his balls/penis, harassing judges, breaking court orders, wasting countless thousands of dollars in tax payer funds... well, you get the idea. Alex is basically a horrible blight upon society and if he ever actually did kill himself it would be a glorious gift to humanity as a whole.<br><br>

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	'''Alex Mauer''' (Full name: [[Powerword\|Alexander Thomas Mauer]]), is a [[Chiptune\|chiptune]] musician known for making the soundtrack for many different video games. But then, everything changed when transgenderism attacked. [[Last Thursday]], Mauer went from being a chiptune musician, to one of the Internet's biggest [[Lolcow\|lolcows]] overnight.		'''Alex Mauer''' (Full name: [[Powerword\|Alexander Thomas Mauer]]), is a [[Chiptune\|chiptune]] musician known for making the soundtrack for many different video games. But then, everything changed when transgenderism attacked. [[Last Thursday]], Mauer went from being a chiptune musician, to one of the Internet's biggest [[Lolcow\|lolcows]] overnight.

	Amongst his many delusions Alex believes himself to be [[unrealistic expectations\|beautiful woman]] trapped in the body of a stubby fur matted Jell-O troll with virginal rage. In reality he's a self-hating homo who just can't accept that he likes a [[bug chasers\|pos load]] in his tubby rectum. Pretending he's really a woman is his way of bypassing his butt bumping phobia and staying safely in the closet. Where he pleasures himself to pecker porn whilst fondling his hairy, hormone grown, [[breasts\|lopsided lard swells]]; dressed up like a frumpy lesbian wearing a greasy wig and cheap lipstick.		Amongst his many delusions Alex believes himself to be a [[unrealistic expectations\|beautiful woman]] trapped in the body of a stubby fur matted Jell-O troll with virginal rage. In reality he's a self-hating homo who just can't accept that he likes a [[bug chasers\|pos load]] in his tubby rectum. Pretending he's really a woman is his way of bypassing his butt bumping phobia and staying safely in the closet. Where he pleasures himself to pecker porn whilst fondling his hairy, hormone grown, [[breasts\|lopsided lard swells]]; dressed up like a frumpy lesbian wearing a greasy wig and cheap lipstick.

	In his free time Alex enjoys sending out hundreds of fraudulent DMCA takedowns, making death threats, threatening to [[suicide\|kill himself]], violently attacking people at a women's [[rape]] center, threatening to cut off his balls/penis, harassing judges, breaking court orders, wasting countless thousands of dollars in tax payer funds... well, you get the idea. Alex is basically a horrible blight upon society and if he ever actually did kill himself it would be a glorious gift to humanity as a whole.<br><br>		In his free time Alex enjoys sending out hundreds of fraudulent DMCA takedowns, making death threats, threatening to [[suicide\|kill himself]], violently attacking people at a women's [[rape]] center, threatening to cut off his balls/penis, harassing judges, breaking court orders, wasting countless thousands of dollars in tax payer funds... well, you get the idea. Alex is basically a horrible blight upon society and if he ever actually did kill himself it would be a glorious gift to humanity as a whole.<br><br>