Al Qaeda - Revision history

imported>4ourty: /* ISIS */

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ISIS

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imported>4ourty: /* ISIS */

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ISIS

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	== ISIS ==		== ISIS ==
			{{main\|ISIS}}
	[[File:Al Qaeda mow down civilians propaganda.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|left\|Instructions for An Hero via SUV]]		[[File:Al Qaeda mow down civilians propaganda.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|left\|Instructions for An Hero via SUV]]
	Al Qaeda has a small-dicked bastard son named [[ISIS]] who is currently pwning most of the shit parts of [[Iraq]] and [[Syria]]. Their plan is to create an Islamic state that will spread throughout the Muslim world. The IStards are creaming their pink panties in places like the backwaters of [[Syria]], in other words the few places where a bunch of goatfucking manchildren can get away with "taking over". They get no [[bitches]] so they run around in stolen Toyota trucks, shooting at everything that moves. Yee-ha.		Al Qaeda has a small-dicked bastard son named [[ISIS]] who is currently pwning most of the shit parts of [[Iraq]] and [[Syria]]. Their plan is to create an Islamic state that will spread throughout the Muslim world. The IStards are creaming their pink panties in places like the backwaters of [[Syria]], in other words the few places where a bunch of goatfucking manchildren can get away with "taking over". They get no [[bitches]] so they run around in stolen Toyota trucks, shooting at everything that moves. Yee-ha.

imported>Thegibuspyro at 20:30, 31 January 2023

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imported>Thegibuspyro at 20:30, 31 January 2023

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			[[File:Alquaeda.png\|center\|360px]]
	[[File:Ozama.jpg\|right\|thumb\|350px\|U Mad?]]		[[File:Ozama.jpg\|right\|thumb\|350px\|U Mad?]]
	'''Al Qæda''', otherwise called the Saviors, the Chosen Ones, the Desert Comedians, Ass-Fuckers Of Goats, and [[Osama\|Osama's]] Entourage; is quite possibly the greatest trolling group still in existence, falling just short of the legendary [[Nazis]] and [[China]]. Responsible for shenanigans that the entire world has laughed at, Al Qaeda has caused such a humorous arousal, the sheer force of all the lolling has caused [[9/11\|buildings to literally collapse]].		'''Al Qæda''', otherwise called the Saviors, the Chosen Ones, the Desert Comedians, Ass-Fuckers Of Goats, and [[Osama\|Osama's]] Entourage; is quite possibly the greatest trolling group still in existence, falling just short of the legendary [[Nazis]] and [[China]]. Responsible for shenanigans that the entire world has laughed at, Al Qaeda has caused such a humorous arousal, the sheer force of all the lolling has caused [[9/11\|buildings to literally collapse]].

imported>Glitchedblood: /* Trolling Achievements */

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Trolling Achievements

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	*1998 Nairobi Embassy Bombing		*1998 Nairobi Embassy Bombing

	*2001 [[9/11]] ~~Bombings~~		*2001 [[9/11]] Attacks

	*2004 [[Spain\|Madrid]] Metro Bombings		*2004 [[Spain\|Madrid]] Metro Bombings

imported>Glitchlov: /* Trolling Achievements */

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Trolling Achievements

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	*2001 [[9/11]] Bombings		*2001 [[9/11]] Bombings

			*2004 [[Spain\|Madrid]] Metro Bombings

	*2005 Bali Bombings		*2005 Bali Bombings

			*2005 [[British\|London]] Suicide Bombings on Public Transport

	*2008 Danish Embassy Bombing		*2008 Danish Embassy Bombing

imported>Caku at 22:30, 2 November 2021

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	[[File:Ozama.jpg\|right\|thumb\|~~400px~~\|U Mad?]]		[[File:Ozama.jpg\|right\|thumb\|350px\|U Mad?]]
	'''Al Qæda''', otherwise called the Saviors, the Chosen Ones, the Desert Comedians, Ass-Fuckers Of Goats, and [[Osama\|Osama's]] Entourage; is quite possibly the greatest trolling group still in existence, falling just short of the legendary [[Nazis]] and [[China]]. Responsible for shenanigans that the entire world has laughed at, Al Qaeda has caused such a humorous arousal, the sheer force of all the lolling has caused [[9/11\|buildings to literally collapse]].		'''Al Qæda''', otherwise called the Saviors, the Chosen Ones, the Desert Comedians, Ass-Fuckers Of Goats, and [[Osama\|Osama's]] Entourage; is quite possibly the greatest trolling group still in existence, falling just short of the legendary [[Nazis]] and [[China]]. Responsible for shenanigans that the entire world has laughed at, Al Qaeda has caused such a humorous arousal, the sheer force of all the lolling has caused [[9/11\|buildings to literally collapse]].

	Once led by the famous Osama Bin Laden, the comedian's life was tragically cut short when a roving [[Internet Tough Guy\|gang of gun wielding]] [[White People\|white abominations]] went [[Tupac]] on his ass, as well as his totally forgotten, utterly expendable [[Wife\|bed sheets]]. Known as the purveyor of [[truth]] and the penultimate arbiter of justice just prior to that of [[ED]], Osama is still missed by Al Qaeda. The ongoing search will not cease to find and eradicate [[Black Jesus\|whoever is responsible]] for such a heinous misdeed. He and his acolytes will be eternally remembered as one of the top ten on the [[IRL]] [[High Score\|scoreboard.]]		Once led by the famous Osama Bin Laden, the comedian's life was tragically cut short when a roving [[Internet Tough Guy\|gang of gun wielding]] [[White People\|white abominations]] went [[Tupac]] on his ass, as well as his totally forgotten, utterly expendable [[Wife\|bed sheets]]. Known as the purveyor of [[truth]] and the penultimate arbiter of justice just prior to that of [[ED]], Osama is still missed by Al Qaeda. The ongoing search will not cease to find and eradicate [[Black Jesus\|whoever is responsible]] for such a heinous misdeed. He and his acolytes will be eternally remembered as one of the top ten on the [[IRL]] [[High Score\|scoreboard.]]
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			{{clear}}
	==Trolling Achievements==		==Trolling Achievements==
	[[File:DaMansion.jpg\|thumb\|The Opulent [[McMansion]] in which a large faction of Al Qaeda operated from, complete with [[pool\|Pools Closed]] and Dungeon Dad.]]		[[File:DaMansion.jpg\|thumb\|The Opulent [[McMansion]] in which a large faction of Al Qaeda operated from, complete with [[pool\|Pools Closed]] and Dungeon Dad.]]

imported>Hipcrime: Reverted edits by TMZ (talk) to last revision by Sidecar

2018-11-01T09:01:09Z

Reverted edits by TMZ (talk) to last revision by Sidecar

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			[[File:Ozama.jpg\|right\|thumb\|400px\|U Mad?]]
			'''Al Qæda''', otherwise called the Saviors, the Chosen Ones, the Desert Comedians, Ass-Fuckers Of Goats, and [[Osama\|Osama's]] Entourage; is quite possibly the greatest trolling group still in existence, falling just short of the legendary [[Nazis]] and [[China]]. Responsible for shenanigans that the entire world has laughed at, Al Qaeda has caused such a humorous arousal, the sheer force of all the lolling has caused [[9/11\|buildings to literally collapse]].

			Once led by the famous Osama Bin Laden, the comedian's life was tragically cut short when a roving [[Internet Tough Guy\|gang of gun wielding]] [[White People\|white abominations]] went [[Tupac]] on his ass, as well as his totally forgotten, utterly expendable [[Wife\|bed sheets]]. Known as the purveyor of [[truth]] and the penultimate arbiter of justice just prior to that of [[ED]], Osama is still missed by Al Qaeda. The ongoing search will not cease to find and eradicate [[Black Jesus\|whoever is responsible]] for such a heinous misdeed. He and his acolytes will be eternally remembered as one of the top ten on the [[IRL]] [[High Score\|scoreboard.]]

			==Trolling Achievements==
			[[File:DaMansion.jpg\|thumb\|The Opulent [[McMansion]] in which a large faction of Al Qaeda operated from, complete with [[pool\|Pools Closed]] and Dungeon Dad.]]
			[[File:Beavis and butthead 911 coincidence.jpg\|thumb\|The Jews got their cover-story ready in plenty of time]]
			Despite their most apparent success while in coalition with the [[faggot]]s, [[Jews]] and [[Dubya]], Al Qaeda has done a series of extraordinary acts of [[Humanitarian\|charity]] throughout history, such as:

			[[File:Al Qaeda anti-NSA spying propaganda.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|left\|[[Edward Snowden]] and [[Julian Assange]] fans.]]
			*1992 Yemen Hotel Bombing

			*1998 Nairobi Embassy Bombing

			*2001 [[9/11]] Bombings

			*2005 Bali Bombings

			*2008 Danish Embassy Bombing

			*2009-2011 Baghdad Bombings

			*2003 [[ISIS\|Islamic State of Iraq and in the Levant]]

			*2013 finally had their shit stolen by "Islamic State" lol

			Recently however, the group has been lurking more than raiding, and since their leader has bitten the bullet after the cash incinerator that was The War on Terror eventually reached a significant (and the first) milestone after nearly a decade, the group has all but disbanded. [[Some Argue]] [[The Man]] used Al Qaeda as a scapegoat for an excuse to touch everybody's junk and [[Truth\|completely turn the airport industry public by constantly supporting the bloated, slow, "secure" shuttle system they made them become, while also allowing them to operate as a private business by letting them skyrocket airfare to incredulous costs]].
			Nonetheless, the world eagerly awaits their next their next attacks to arrive.

			== ISIS ==
			[[File:Al Qaeda mow down civilians propaganda.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|left\|Instructions for An Hero via SUV]]
			Al Qaeda has a small-dicked bastard son named [[ISIS]] who is currently pwning most of the shit parts of [[Iraq]] and [[Syria]]. Their plan is to create an Islamic state that will spread throughout the Muslim world. The IStards are creaming their pink panties in places like the backwaters of [[Syria]], in other words the few places where a bunch of goatfucking manchildren can get away with "taking over". They get no [[bitches]] so they run around in stolen Toyota trucks, shooting at everything that moves. Yee-ha.

			ISIS is full of half-Arab cuntboys who ran away from home in places like [[Norway]], [[New Jersey]] and [[Texas]] because Debbie Sue din't give 'em no [[blowjob]]s. They are all PISSED and [[Milo Yiannopoulos]] doesn't really "speak to them" anymore. Plus their [[Xbox]] bricked itself. So they steal mommy's American Express and take a one-way to Damascus, then some [[Faggot\|lolmaster]] gives them a black cloak and a beat-up AK and tells them to "go out and shoot some infidels". And ''they don't do that''----instead they [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3693831/ISIS-claim-responsibility-ACCIDENTAL-fireworks-blaze-Eiffel-Tower-bizarre-new-video-montage.html blow themselves to Allah accidentally] or do some other stupidity. Meanwhile the "leaders" keep all the damn money their idiot slaves stole from banks, and laugh at the [[moron]]s who keep coming to their camp day after day. Begging to "join the jihad" because they got no blowjobs at home. Men's Rights Forever!

			==Publications==
			[https://publicintelligence.net/complete-inspire-al-qaeda-in-the-arabian-peninsula-aqap-magazine/ AQAP Inspire* Magazine]
			==See also==
			*[[9/11]]
			*[[Osama Bin Laden]]
			*[[Terrorists]]
			*[[ISIS]]
			{{Stub}}
			{{islam}}
			{{trolls}}
			{{Psychopaths}}

imported>TMZ at 08:12, 1 November 2018

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imported>TMZ: BLANKING IN PROGRESS

2018-11-01T08:12:32Z

BLANKING IN PROGRESS

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	~~{{potential}}~~
	~~<Br />~~

	~~[[File:Ozama.jpg\|right\|thumb\|400px\|U Mad?]]~~
	'''Al Qæda''', otherwise called the Saviors, the Chosen Ones, the Desert Comedians, Ass-Fuckers Of Goats, and [[Osama\|Osama's]] Entourage; is quite possibly the greatest trolling group still in existence, falling just short of the legendary [[Nazis]] and [[China]]. Responsible for shenanigans that the entire world has laughed at, Al Qaeda has caused such a humorous arousal, the sheer force of all the lolling has caused [[9/11\|buildings to literally collapse]].

	Once led by the famous Osama Bin Laden, the comedian's life was tragically cut short when a roving [[Internet Tough Guy\|gang of gun wielding]] [[White People\|white abominations]] went [[Tupac]] on his ass, as well as his totally forgotten, utterly expendable [[Wife\|bed sheets]]. Known as the purveyor of [[truth]] and the penultimate arbiter of justice just prior to that of [[ED]], Osama is still missed by Al Qaeda. The ongoing search will not cease to find and eradicate [[Black Jesus\|whoever is responsible]] for such a heinous misdeed. He and his acolytes will be eternally remembered as one of the top ten on the [[IRL]] [[High Score\|scoreboard.]]

	~~==Trolling Achievements==~~
	~~[[File:DaMansion.jpg\|thumb\|The Opulent [[McMansion]] in which a large faction of Al Qaeda operated from, complete with [[pool\|Pools Closed]] and Dungeon Dad.]]~~
	~~[[File:Beavis and butthead 911 coincidence.jpg\|thumb\|The Jews got their cover-story ready in plenty of time]]~~
	Despite their most apparent success while in coalition with the [[faggot]]s, [[Jews]] and [[Dubya]], Al Qaeda has done a series of extraordinary acts of [[Humanitarian\|charity]] throughout history, such as:

	~~[[File:Al Qaeda anti-NSA spying propaganda.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|left\|[[Edward Snowden]] and [[Julian Assange]] fans.]]~~
	*1992 Yemen Hotel Bombing

	*1998 Nairobi Embassy Bombing

	*2001 [[9/11]] Bombings

	*2005 Bali Bombings

	*2008 Danish Embassy Bombing

	*2009-2011 Baghdad Bombings

	*2003 [[ISIS\|Islamic State of Iraq and in the Levant]]

	*2013 finally had their shit stolen by "Islamic State" lol

	Recently however, the group has been lurking more than raiding, and since their leader has bitten the bullet after the cash incinerator that was The War on Terror eventually reached a significant (and the first) milestone after nearly a decade, the group has all but disbanded. [[Some Argue]] [[The Man]] used Al Qaeda as a scapegoat for an excuse to touch everybody's junk and [[Truth\|completely turn the airport industry public by constantly supporting the bloated, slow, "secure" shuttle system they made them become, while also allowing them to operate as a private business by letting them skyrocket airfare to incredulous costs]].
	~~Nonetheless, the world eagerly awaits their next their next attacks to arrive.~~

	~~== ISIS ==~~
	~~[[File:Al Qaeda mow down civilians propaganda.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|left\|Instructions for An Hero via SUV]]~~
	Al Qaeda has a small-dicked bastard son named [[ISIS]] who is currently pwning most of the shit parts of [[Iraq]] and [[Syria]]. Their plan is to create an Islamic state that will spread throughout the Muslim world. The IStards are creaming their pink panties in places like the backwaters of [[Syria]], in other words the few places where a bunch of goatfucking manchildren can get away with "taking over". They get no [[bitches]] so they run around in stolen Toyota trucks, shooting at everything that moves. Yee-ha.

	ISIS is full of half-Arab cuntboys who ran away from home in places like [[Norway]], [[New Jersey]] and [[Texas]] because Debbie Sue din't give 'em no [[blowjob]]s. They are all PISSED and [[Milo Yiannopoulos]] doesn't really "speak to them" anymore. Plus their [[Xbox]] bricked itself. So they steal mommy's American Express and take a one-way to Damascus, then some [[Faggot\|lolmaster]] gives them a black cloak and a beat-up AK and tells them to "go out and shoot some infidels". And ''they don't do that''----instead they [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3693831/ISIS-claim-responsibility-ACCIDENTAL-fireworks-blaze-Eiffel-Tower-bizarre-new-video-montage.html blow themselves to Allah accidentally] or do some other stupidity. Meanwhile the "leaders" keep all the damn money their idiot slaves stole from banks, and laugh at the [[moron]]s who keep coming to their camp day after day. Begging to "join the jihad" because they got no blowjobs at home. Men's Rights Forever!

	~~==Publications==~~
	[https://publicintelligence.net/complete-inspire-al-qaeda-in-the-arabian-peninsula-aqap-magazine/ AQAP Inspire* Magazine]
	~~==See also==~~
	*[[9/11]]
	*[[Osama Bin Laden]]
	*[[Terrorists]]
	*[[ISIS]]
	~~{{Stub}}~~
	~~{{islam}}~~
	~~{{trolls}}~~
	~~{{Psychopaths}}~~