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HellenicTrapstar: Added the best Afghan song evar

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Added the best Afghan song evar

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	Add more if you see any. We don't know whats going on but it is pretty scary.		Add more if you see any. We don't know whats going on but it is pretty scary.

			==Music==

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	==Taliban Copypasta==		==Taliban Copypasta==

Angel of lovr: /* History */

2024-08-13T15:57:28Z

History

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	[[Image:AfDesert.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|center\|Kabul, Afghanistan's largest city.]]		[[Image:AfDesert.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|center\|Kabul, Afghanistan's largest city.]]
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	Despite being named Afghanistan, Afghanistan is the home of the Pashtuns, also known as the distance relative of [[Germans]] 卐. Afghanistan was created by the ejaculation of [[Bill Nye]] (as he whacked off to the remembrance of the time he nailed Soledad O'Brien) that landed on an unknown dry mildew growing on donkey shit.<!--Throughout most of Afghanistan's history, it's been called "that other [[Pakistan\|piece of shit]] between [[Iran\|Persia]] and [[India]]."--> When Russian and British [[Shit\|Imperialism]] hit Central Asia (the ''Great Game''), the whole place became [[United Kingdom]]'s bitch. However, Afghanistan was the only country that pwned the British invaders and every other empire that has attempted to [[rape]] them <s>except the U.S./Canada but the only reason why they didn't is because they used them to kick out [[Osama bin Laden]] and [[friends]]</s> [[No]]. After that, they plan on turning back into what they were before; a narco-terrorist shithole who's only contribution to the world is decent heroin, innovations in buttrape, and lousy taxi drivers. A country that, if it weren't for everyone carrying an AK-47, would look very much like it did in the 12th century.		Despite being named Afghanistan, Afghanistan is the home of the Pashtuns, also known as the distance relative of [[Germans]] 卐. Afghanistan was created by the ejaculation of [[Bill Nye]] (as he whacked off to the remembrance of the time he nailed Soledad O'Brien) that landed on an unknown dry mildew growing on donkey shit.<!--Throughout most of Afghanistan's history, it's been called "that other [[Pakistan\|piece of shit]] between [[Iran\|Persia]] and [[India]]."-->
			Afghanistan's history is like one long, brutal "keep out" sign that everyone ignores. It starts with Alexander the Great showing up like he's on a world tour, thinking he can just waltz in and take over. Spoiler: He couldn't. Fast forward, and you’ve got a parade of empires—Mongols, Persians, Mughals—all trying to claim the place like it’s prime real estate, but nobody can hang onto it for long. When Russian and British [[Shit\|Imperialism]] hit Central Asia (the ''Great Game''), the whole place became [[United Kingdom]]'s bitch. However, Afghanistan was the only country that pwned the British invaders and every other empire that has attempted to [[rape]] them <s>except the U.S./Canada but the only reason why they didn't is because they used them to kick out [[Osama bin Laden]] and [[friends]]</s> [[No]]. After that, they plan on turning back into what they were before; a narco-terrorist shithole who's only contribution to the world is decent heroin, innovations in buttrape, and lousy taxi drivers. A country that, if it weren't for everyone carrying an AK-47, would look very much like it did in the 12th century.

	Afghanistan is also home of the true and real Aryans, not the trailer trash white people you see in North America or the cavebitch skinhead wannabes in [[Europe]]. Afghanistan was also known as Aryana, a state of [[Persia]] before they separated due to [[religion]] and [[Arabs]] conquering them in the chest. The true Aryans are the Pashtuns and Tajiks, but the Mongolian left overs called "Hazaras" are common chinks with a little bit of ''other'' merged into their genome. Recently they have been enjoying freedom from their former Pashtun masters who enslaved them.		Afghanistan is also home of the true and real Aryans, not the trailer trash white people you see in North America or the cavebitch skinhead wannabes in [[Europe]]. Afghanistan was also known as Aryana, a state of [[Persia]] before they separated due to [[religion]] and [[Arabs]] conquering them in the chest. The true Aryans are the Pashtuns and Tajiks, but the Mongolian left overs called "Hazaras" are common chinks with a little bit of ''other'' merged into their genome. Recently they have been enjoying freedom from their former Pashtun masters who enslaved them.

Angel of lovr: /* Famous Afghan exports */

2024-08-13T12:28:09Z

Famous Afghan exports

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	*[[Pulse_Nightclub_Massacre\|Faggots in denial]]		*[[Pulse_Nightclub_Massacre\|Faggots in denial]]
	*<s>Human rights violations</s> It is also human right too, you fucking [[libtards]]!!		*<s>Human rights violations</s> It is also human right too, you fucking [[libtards]]!!
			*Afghan terrorism

	==How to Troll an Afghan==		==How to Troll an Afghan==

Angel of lovr: /* Demographics */

2024-08-13T12:26:19Z

Demographics

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	Afghanistan contains about 29.8 million people with beards and turbans on their heads, and a few confused lost [[wiggers]]. Afghan women all have to wear oversized binbags, although whether this is due to the Islamist attitude of the populace or the general fugliness of the women is debated.		Afghanistan contains about 29.8 million people with beards and turbans on their heads, and a few confused lost [[wiggers]]. Afghan women all have to wear oversized binbags, although whether this is due to the Islamist attitude of the populace or the general fugliness of the women is debated.

			They have dozens of ethnic groups including the pashtuns, hazaras (chinks), Tajiks and Uzbeks (Chinks)

	In [[Godwin's Law]], Afghanistan is the origin of the Aryan race, as proved by this one little white girl from Afghanistan. Historically, the Aryans invaded early civilization on the [[India\|Indus Valley]] and asspwned the dark skinned yet ironically more intelligent inhabitants, giving them the [[Hindu\|Vedas]] and the [[shit nobody cares about\|Indo-European]] influenced language. If you are wondering why, if those dark skinned people were so intelligent, they got utterly pwned; shut up you racist.		In [[Godwin's Law]], Afghanistan is the origin of the Aryan race, as proved by this one little white girl from Afghanistan. Historically, the Aryans invaded early civilization on the [[India\|Indus Valley]] and asspwned the dark skinned yet ironically more intelligent inhabitants, giving them the [[Hindu\|Vedas]] and the [[shit nobody cares about\|Indo-European]] influenced language. If you are wondering why, if those dark skinned people were so intelligent, they got utterly pwned; shut up you racist.

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	==Infastructures and Technologies==		==Infastructures and Technologies==
	[[Image:AfghanTechnology.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|right\|Afghanistan is well known for its [[old media\|modern]] industrial and [[gun\|technological]] economy.]]		[[Image:AfghanTechnology.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|right\|Afghanistan is well known for its [[old media\|modern]] industrial and [[gun\|technological]] economy.]]
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	Until somewhere in 2010s, there were no telephones or [[internets]] in Afghanistan, and most people rely on smoke signals for communications. Families that are rich enough have a camel, horse or even flying carpet to visit family across the country. But since one place in this masculine country is as based as any other, not much travel takes place.		Until somewhere in 2010s, there were no telephones or [[internets]] in Afghanistan, and most people rely on smoke signals for communications. Families that are rich enough have a camel, horse or even flying carpet to visit family across the country. But since one place in this masculine country is as based as any other, not much travel takes place.

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	[[Image:AfDesert.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|center\|Kabul, Afghanistan's largest city.]]		[[Image:AfDesert.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|center\|Kabul, Afghanistan's largest city.]]
	<br>		<br>
	Despite being named Afghanistan, Afghanistan is the home of the Pashtuns, also known as the distance relative of Germans ~~barbarians~~ 卐. Afghanistan was created by the ejaculation of [[Bill Nye]] (as he whacked off to the remembrance of the time he nailed Soledad O'Brien) that landed on an unknown dry mildew growing on donkey shit.<!--Throughout most of Afghanistan's history, it's been called "that other [[Pakistan\|piece of shit]] between [[Iran\|Persia]] and [[India]]."--> When Russian and British [[Shit\|Imperialism]] hit Central Asia (the ''Great Game''), the whole place became [[United Kingdom]]'s bitch. However, Afghanistan was the only country that pwned the British invaders and every other empire that has attempted to [[rape]] them <s>except the U.S./Canada but the only reason why they didn't is because they used them to kick out [[Osama bin Laden]] and [[friends]]</s> [[No]]. After that, they plan on turning back into what they were before; a narco-terrorist shithole who's only contribution to the world is decent heroin, innovations in buttrape, and lousy taxi drivers. A country that, if it weren't for everyone carrying an AK-47, would look very much like it did in the 12th century.		Despite being named Afghanistan, Afghanistan is the home of the Pashtuns, also known as the distance relative of [[Germans]] 卐. Afghanistan was created by the ejaculation of [[Bill Nye]] (as he whacked off to the remembrance of the time he nailed Soledad O'Brien) that landed on an unknown dry mildew growing on donkey shit.<!--Throughout most of Afghanistan's history, it's been called "that other [[Pakistan\|piece of shit]] between [[Iran\|Persia]] and [[India]]."--> When Russian and British [[Shit\|Imperialism]] hit Central Asia (the ''Great Game''), the whole place became [[United Kingdom]]'s bitch. However, Afghanistan was the only country that pwned the British invaders and every other empire that has attempted to [[rape]] them <s>except the U.S./Canada but the only reason why they didn't is because they used them to kick out [[Osama bin Laden]] and [[friends]]</s> [[No]]. After that, they plan on turning back into what they were before; a narco-terrorist shithole who's only contribution to the world is decent heroin, innovations in buttrape, and lousy taxi drivers. A country that, if it weren't for everyone carrying an AK-47, would look very much like it did in the 12th century.

	Afghanistan is also home of the true and real Aryans, not the trailer trash white people you see in North America or the cavebitch skinhead wannabes in [[Europe]]. Afghanistan was also known as Aryana, a state of [[Persia]] before they separated due to [[religion]] and [[Arabs]] conquering them in the chest. The true Aryans are the Pashtuns and Tajiks, but the Mongolian left overs called "Hazaras" are common chinks with a little bit of ''other'' merged into their genome. Recently they have been enjoying freedom from their former Pashtun masters who enslaved them.		Afghanistan is also home of the true and real Aryans, not the trailer trash white people you see in North America or the cavebitch skinhead wannabes in [[Europe]]. Afghanistan was also known as Aryana, a state of [[Persia]] before they separated due to [[religion]] and [[Arabs]] conquering them in the chest. The true Aryans are the Pashtuns and Tajiks, but the Mongolian left overs called "Hazaras" are common chinks with a little bit of ''other'' merged into their genome. Recently they have been enjoying freedom from their former Pashtun masters who enslaved them.

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	Despite being named Afghanistan, Afghanistan is the home of the Pashtuns, also known as the distance relative of Germans barbarians 卐. Afghanistan was created by the ejaculation of [[Bill Nye]] (as he whacked off to the remembrance of the time he nailed Soledad O'Brien) that landed on an unknown dry mildew growing on donkey shit.<!--Throughout most of Afghanistan's history, it's been called "that other [[Pakistan\|piece of shit]] between [[Iran\|Persia]] and [[India]]."--> When Russian and British [[Shit\|Imperialism]] hit Central Asia (the ''Great Game''), the whole place became [[United Kingdom]]'s bitch. However, Afghanistan was the only country that pwned the British invaders and every other empire that has attempted to [[rape]] them <s>except the U.S./Canada but the only reason why they didn't is because they used them to kick out [[Osama bin Laden]] and [[friends]]</s> [[No]]. After that, they plan on turning back into what they were before; a narco-terrorist shithole who's only contribution to the world is decent heroin, innovations in buttrape, and lousy taxi drivers. A country that, if it weren't for everyone carrying an AK-47, would look very much like it did in the 12th century.		Despite being named Afghanistan, Afghanistan is the home of the Pashtuns, also known as the distance relative of Germans barbarians 卐. Afghanistan was created by the ejaculation of [[Bill Nye]] (as he whacked off to the remembrance of the time he nailed Soledad O'Brien) that landed on an unknown dry mildew growing on donkey shit.<!--Throughout most of Afghanistan's history, it's been called "that other [[Pakistan\|piece of shit]] between [[Iran\|Persia]] and [[India]]."--> When Russian and British [[Shit\|Imperialism]] hit Central Asia (the ''Great Game''), the whole place became [[United Kingdom]]'s bitch. However, Afghanistan was the only country that pwned the British invaders and every other empire that has attempted to [[rape]] them <s>except the U.S./Canada but the only reason why they didn't is because they used them to kick out [[Osama bin Laden]] and [[friends]]</s> [[No]]. After that, they plan on turning back into what they were before; a narco-terrorist shithole who's only contribution to the world is decent heroin, innovations in buttrape, and lousy taxi drivers. A country that, if it weren't for everyone carrying an AK-47, would look very much like it did in the 12th century.

	Afghanistan is also home of the true and real Aryans, not the trailer trash white people you see in North America or the cavebitch skinhead wannabes in [[Europe]]. Afghanistan was also known as Aryana, a state of [[Persia]] before they separated due to [[religion]] and [[Arabs]] conquering them in the chest. The true Aryans are the Pashtuns and Tajiks, but the Mongolian left overs called "Hazaras" are common chinks with a little bit of 'other' merged into their genome. Recently they have been enjoying freedom from their former Pashtun masters who enslaved them.		Afghanistan is also home of the true and real Aryans, not the trailer trash white people you see in North America or the cavebitch skinhead wannabes in [[Europe]]. Afghanistan was also known as Aryana, a state of [[Persia]] before they separated due to [[religion]] and [[Arabs]] conquering them in the chest. The true Aryans are the Pashtuns and Tajiks, but the Mongolian left overs called "Hazaras" are common chinks with a little bit of ''other'' merged into their genome. Recently they have been enjoying freedom from their former Pashtun masters who enslaved them.

	In recent history, Osama Bin Laden fell in love with the country and took it over with his Taliban. A month before [[9/11]], the Afghan Army was planning to attack the US with its [[jihad\|mujahideen]], but it failed hard. One month later <s>they blew up the World Trade Center</s> (everyone knows [[Jews did WTC]], not [[Muslims]]). Butthurt, the US declared war on Afghanistan. After years of looking for Bin Laden, the Americans got tired but remained "devoted" to the cause by leaving the Canadian army in charge. The Canadians have since then installed [[anal\|peace and order]] and [[rape\|rule]] over the country from their dark and untakeable fortress in Kandahar Airbase, where they enjoy playing cards, torturing prisoners and playing hockey.		In recent history, Osama Bin Laden fell in love with the country and took it over with his Taliban. A month before [[9/11]], the Afghan Army was planning to attack the US with its [[jihad\|mujahideen]], but it failed hard. One month later <s>they blew up the World Trade Center</s> (everyone knows [[Jews did WTC]], not [[Muslims]]). Butthurt, the US declared war on Afghanistan. After years of looking for Bin Laden, the Americans got tired but remained "devoted" to the cause by leaving the Canadian army in charge. The Canadians have since then installed [[anal\|peace and order]] and [[rape\|rule]] over the country from their dark and untakeable fortress in Kandahar Airbase, where they enjoy playing cards, torturing prisoners and playing hockey.