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	{{warning\|<big>Advertising is another method used by the [[Jews]] to extort money from you.<br>[[You]] can help yourself by not falling for their petty scams.</big>}}		{{warning\|<big>Advertising is another method used by the [[Jews]] to extort money from you.<br>[[You]] can help yourself by not falling for their petty scams.</big>}}
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	This comes in 3 diffirent levels, depending on how bad the product itself is, since good products don't need such methods.		This comes in 3 diffirent levels, depending on how bad the product itself is, since good products don't need such methods.

	===Deceiving ~~advertisement~~===		===Deceiving Advertisement===
	This is the least abusive method, which is used to make the product at hand to appear better than it actually is by using various backgrounds and lighting methods, or using [[~~photomanip~~\|sexy females]] to advertise the product. The japanese love to do this. Just look at the ~~McDonalds~~ girl. For example, fast food restaurants use this level one method to sell their [[shit\|food]] to the hungry masses.		This is the least abusive method, which is used to make the product at hand to appear better than it actually is by using various backgrounds and [[Lensflare\|lighting methods]], or using [[Fyre Festival\|sexy females to advertise the product]]. The japanese love to do this. Just look at the [[Negress\|McDonald's girl]]. For example, fast food restaurants use this level one method to sell their [[shit\|food]] to the [[Fat\|hungry]] masses.

	===Misleading ~~advertisements~~===		===Misleading Advertisements===
	This is a very common method in the marketing business, where the company misleads the consumer with ~~seducing~~ images that ~~makes~~ the [[pervert\|average male]] in you want to [[I came\|explode]] in their pants upon seeing the advertisement. Misleading images can range from [[your mom\|hot women]] wanting in your pants, before and [[failure\|after]] pictures of [[small\|your dick]], or you [[Impossible\|successfully]] trolling 4chan with [[drama\|3 easy steps]].		This is a very common method in the marketing business, where the company misleads the consumer with seductive images that make the [[pervert\|average male]] in you want to [[I came\|explode]] in their pants upon seeing the advertisement. Misleading images can range from [[your mom\|hot women]] wanting in your pants, before and [[failure\|after]] pictures of [[small\|your dick]], or you [[Impossible\|successfully]] trolling 4chan with [[drama\|3 easy steps]].

	===~~Outright lying about your shit~~===		===Blatant Lies About Your Shit===
	[[File:Wrinkles4626131.jpg\|thumb\|Typical online advertisement only [[you]] would fall for]]		[[File:Wrinkles4626131.jpg\|thumb\|Typical online advertisement only [[you]] would fall for]]
	[[File:Michael jackson lace front wig.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[pedobear\|Michael Jackson]] black to white pills, they really work!]]		[[File:Michael jackson lace front wig.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[pedobear\|Michael Jackson]] black to white pills, they really work!]]
	The most desperate and [[retard\|effective]] method of advertisement, usually sent as junkmail. This can range from [[Indian]] telemarketers claiming there's something wrong with your internet connection to street drug dealers and [[Nigerian scam\|Nigerian scammers]] in third world countries. if you manage to fall for one of these scams, you are officially a complete [[fucktard]].		The most desperate and [[retard\|effective]] method of advertisement, usually sent as junkmail. This can range from [[Indian]] telemarketers claiming there's something wrong with your internet connection to street drug dealers and [[Nigerian scam\|Nigerian scammers]] in third world countries. If you manage to fall for one of these scams, you are officially a complete [[fucktard]].


	== Every Advertisement Ever ==		== Every Advertisement Ever ==

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	[[File:Vince lollershop ad.jpg\|thumb\|[[Vince Schlomi]] advertising for [[ED]]]]		[[File:Vince lollershop ad.jpg\|thumb\|[[Vince Schlomi]] advertising for [[ED]]]]

	* [[ED:ADV\|Advertise on ED]]
	* [[Porn advertisements]]		* [[Porn advertisements]]
	* [[Global economic crisis]]		* [[Global economic crisis]]

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 05:26, 20 June 2016

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	The basic idea of advertising itself isn't a bad one and there is nothing wrong in advertising your product to the possible buyers, how else would they know about your [[cool\|wonderful products]], such as "easy toothbrush" and "[[Hawaii]] chair"?		The basic idea of advertising itself isn't a bad one and there is nothing wrong in advertising your product to the possible buyers, how else would they know about your [[cool\|wonderful products]], such as "easy toothbrush" and "[[Hawaii]] chair"?

	==Advertising on the [[Internets]]==		==Advertising on the [[Internets]]==
	One way that advertising has taken prominence since the 21st century is advertising via the Internet. Most of the ads you see are the banner ads that usually lead to a "[[raep\|meet and fuck]]" site, or some other faggot's [[Tumblr]] page that [[nobody gives a shit]] about. Another kind of annoying ad are the autoplay video ads for some boring shit such as kids clothing and [[drugs\|crystal meth]]. Nobody ever goes to their sites because the ads are annoying as fuck and only make people rage at their computer screens. Also, let us not forget those [[shitty]] pre-video youtube advertisements that everyone hates and that only makes them rage harder. Aside from all other forms of advertising, [[OTI]] ads are probably the most annoying bundles of shit the 21st century has to offer.		One way that advertising has taken prominence since the 21st century is advertising via the Internet. Most of the ads you see are the banner ads that usually lead to a "[[raep\|meet and fuck]]" site, or some other faggot's [[Tumblr]] page that [[nobody gives a shit]] about. Another kind of annoying ad are the autoplay video ads for some boring shit such as kids clothing and [[drugs\|crystal meth]]. Nobody ever goes to their sites because the ads are annoying as fuck and only make people rage at their computer screens. Also, let us not forget those [[shitty]] pre-video youtube advertisements that everyone hates and that only makes them rage harder. Aside from all other forms of advertising, [[OTI]] ads are probably the most annoying bundles of shit the 21st century has to offer.

	===How to circumvent the ads===		===How to circumvent the ads===
	It's easy. It's so easy that anyone could do it. Follow the steps below for a simple, ad-free browsing experience:		It's easy. It's so easy that anyone could do it. Follow the steps below for a simple, ad-free browsing experience:
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	Enjoy your ad-free browsing experience. This will likely make the Jews butthurt that you are blocking their shitty ads. Another reason to use this ever-so-prestigious software.		Enjoy your ad-free browsing experience. This will likely make the Jews butthurt that you are blocking their shitty ads. Another reason to use this ever-so-prestigious software.

	==Types of Advertisements==		==Types of Advertisements==
	In need to of moar monies and [[Jew Gold]], the marketing men and [[Whore\|Women]] have developed various techniques to achieve said valuables, such as false advertisiment and junkmail. With these two great methods, the sales have skyrocketed and market now controls the goverments of the world. By using this superior marketing technique, the salesman and big corporate bosses have build great bussiness imperiums.		In need to of moar monies and [[Jew Gold]], the marketing men and [[Whore\|Women]] have developed various techniques to achieve said valuables, such as false advertisiment and junkmail. With these two great methods, the sales have skyrocketed and market now controls the goverments of the world. By using this superior marketing technique, the salesman and big corporate bosses have build great bussiness imperiums.
	This comes in 3 diffirent levels, depending on how bad the product itself is, since good products don't need such methods.		This comes in 3 diffirent levels, depending on how bad the product itself is, since good products don't need such methods.

	===Deceiving advertisement===		===Deceiving advertisement===
	This is the least abusive method, which is used to make the product at hand to appear better than it actually is by using various backgrounds and lighting methods, or using [[photomanip\|sexy females]] to advertise the product. The japanese love to do this. Just look at the McDonalds girl. For example, fast food restaurants use this level one method to sell their [[shit\|food]] to the hungry masses.		This is the least abusive method, which is used to make the product at hand to appear better than it actually is by using various backgrounds and lighting methods, or using [[photomanip\|sexy females]] to advertise the product. The japanese love to do this. Just look at the McDonalds girl. For example, fast food restaurants use this level one method to sell their [[shit\|food]] to the hungry masses.

	===Misleading advertisements===		===Misleading advertisements===
	This is a very common method in the marketing business, where the company misleads the consumer with seducing images that makes the [[pervert\|average male]] in you want to [[I came\|explode]] in their pants upon seeing the advertisement. Misleading images can range from [[your mom\|hot women]] wanting in your pants, before and [[failure\|after]] pictures of [[small\|your dick]], or you [[Impossible\|successfully]] trolling 4chan with [[drama\|3 easy steps]].		This is a very common method in the marketing business, where the company misleads the consumer with seducing images that makes the [[pervert\|average male]] in you want to [[I came\|explode]] in their pants upon seeing the advertisement. Misleading images can range from [[your mom\|hot women]] wanting in your pants, before and [[failure\|after]] pictures of [[small\|your dick]], or you [[Impossible\|successfully]] trolling 4chan with [[drama\|3 easy steps]].
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	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

			[[File:Vince lollershop ad.jpg\|thumb\|[[Vince Schlomi]] advertising for [[ED]]]]

	* [[ED:ADV\|Advertise on ED]]		* [[ED:ADV\|Advertise on ED]]
	* [[Porn advertisements]]		* [[Porn advertisements]]
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	* [[AdBlock]]		* [[AdBlock]]
	* [[Jews]]		* [[Jews]]
	~~{{clear}}~~

	{{Language}}		{{Language}}
	{{Business}}		{{Business}}
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	<div class="boilerplate metadata" id="stub">''This article is a [[:Category:Stub\|stub]]. You can help by [http://www.penis-enlargement-secrets.com/penisenlargement.html expanding your penis]''.</div>		<div class="boilerplate metadata" id="stub">''This article is a [[:Category:Stub\|stub]]. You can help by [http://www.penis-enlargement-secrets.com/penisenlargement.html expanding your penis]''.</div>

	[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]		[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]

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	== The Truth ==		== The Truth ==

	If the phrase "[[HeadOn\|Apply ''Directly'' to the Forehead]]" stuck with you, the ad worked ''exactly'' as intended. Doubly so if you want to make fun of the woman for being a [[retard]] - the only retard in the advertisers' mind is [[you]]. From their point of view, the next time you're looking for headache relief, what's the first brand your mind will flash back to? The one they made sure to repeat [[ADHD\|~~threefucking~~ times]] in the commercial? Oh, right - [[HeadOn\|"HeadOn, Apply ''Directly'' to the Forehead]]". Wasn't that a funny meme, now?		If the phrase "[[HeadOn\|Apply ''Directly'' to the Forehead]]" stuck with you, the ad worked ''exactly'' as intended. Doubly so if you want to make fun of the woman for being a [[retard]] - the only retard in the advertisers' mind is [[you]]. From their point of view, the next time you're looking for headache relief, what's the first brand your mind will flash back to? The one they made sure to repeat [[ADHD\|three fucking times]] in the commercial? Oh, right - [[HeadOn\|"HeadOn, Apply ''Directly'' to the Forehead]]". Wasn't that a funny meme, now?