2B2T - Revision history

LordGrimThInvincible: Kinda sucks to have to edit allla dis shit again lol.

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Kinda sucks to have to edit allla dis shit again lol.

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	* [http://2b2t.online/ 2b2t Online] - list of 2b2t coords		* [http://2b2t.online/ 2b2t Online] - list of 2b2t coords
	* [http://www.jamesrustles.com/ The 2b2t Blog]		* [http://www.jamesrustles.com/ The 2b2t Blog]
	* [http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-worst-place-in-minecraft The Worst Place In Minecraft] ''(article written before the Camping Rusher newfag invasion)''		* [https://web.archive.org/web/20151007172121/http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-worst-place-in-minecraft The Worst Place In Minecraft] ''(article written before the Camping Rusher newfag invasion)''
	* [http://2b2t.press/ Another gay ass 2b2t blog]		* [http://2b2t.press/ Another gay ass 2b2t blog]
	*[[Fitmc]]		*[[Fitmc]]

Weev at 02:06, 25 June 2024

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	'''2B2T''' (short for '''2builders2tools''') is an [[anarchy]] [[Minecraft]] server created by hausemaster on December 2010, and has been online ever since. As of ~~February 2017~~, it's ~~74 months~~ old, 2.1 ''tera''bytes in size, and at least ~~168~~,~~385~~ users have logged into the server at least once.		'''2B2T''' (short for '''2builders2tools''') is an [[anarchy]] [[Minecraft]] server created by hausemaster on December 2010, and has been online ever since. As of June 2024, it's 12 years old, [[Holy_Fucking_Shit\|28.3 ''tera''bytes]] in size, and at least 865,194 users have logged into the server at least once.

	Once you've joined, you can't unjoin.		Once you've joined, you can't unjoin.

imported>Hipcrime at 04:26, 21 September 2023

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	==The Worst Minecraft Server Ever==		==The Worst Minecraft Server Ever==
	[[File:2b2t-spawnRender20121025.jpg\|301px\|right\|thumb\|A render of 2b2t's spawn, October 25, 2012. It hasn't change much since then.]][[File:2b2t-satoLegend.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Take it from us, sato is NOT a legend. He's NOT a legend. NOT A LEGEND]]The main overreaching theme of 2b2t is that it's an anarchy server running the most [[boring\|vanilla]] version of Minecraft possible (the only mods installed are server stabilization mods and a limited number of anti-cheat mods like anti-flying, etc). There are no rules, and especially no bannable offenses, and so therefore users are free to do as they like. This usually means [[raid\|raiding]], [[troll\|griefing]], and killing anyone and everyone you see. There are especially no [[moderator\|moderators]] or admins to bitch to because someone pissed on your [[my_little_pony\|My Little Pony]] pixel art you spent a whole week making. This means you're best off running away from spawn as soon as possible. It also means that nothing anyone says is out of bounds, so 2b2t has become Minecraft's equivalent of [[/b/]] or [[Pol\|/pol/]]; discussion of [[niggers]] and [[Hitler did nothing wrong]] are commonplace. With all this in mind, 2b2t has been characterized as "singleplayer with chat". Furthermore, if you are killed by someone, or your base is rekt, you are still too close to spawn and need to get further away from it.		[[File:2b2t-spawnRender20121025.jpg\|301px\|right\|thumb\|A render of 2b2t's spawn, October 25, 2012. It hasn't change much since then.]][[File:2b2t-satoLegend.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Take it from us, sato is NOT a legend. He's NOT a legend. NOT A LEGEND]]The main overreaching theme of 2b2t is that it's an anarchy server running the most [[boring\|vanilla]] version of Minecraft possible (the only mods installed are server stabilization mods and a limited number of anti-cheat mods like anti-flying, etc). There are no rules, and especially no bannable offenses, and so therefore users are free to do as they like. This usually means [[raid\|raiding]], [[troll\|griefing]], and killing anyone and everyone you see. There are especially no [[moderator\|moderators]] or admins to bitch to because someone pissed on your [[my_little_pony\|My Little Pony]] pixel art you spent a whole week making. This means you're best off running away from spawn as soon as possible. It also means that nothing anyone says is out of bounds, so 2b2t has become Minecraft's equivalent of [[b\|/b/]] or [[Pol\|/pol/]]; discussion of [[niggers]] and [[Hitler did nothing wrong]] are commonplace. With all this in mind, 2b2t has been characterized as "singleplayer with chat". Furthermore, if you are killed by someone, or your base is rekt, you are still too close to spawn and need to get further away from it.

	The server has had on average about 30-50 users on it at any given point, with sometimes peaking to 80ish whenever a link is posted on [[reddit]], or sometimes down to less than 10 when the server lag is atrociously slow. Pffft... fucking [[bitch\|whiners]]. Of course this all changed when the Rushers invaded; lately there is an average of about 100-150 players on at any given moment.		The server has had on average about 30-50 users on it at any given point, with sometimes peaking to 80ish whenever a link is posted on [[reddit]], or sometimes down to less than 10 when the server lag is atrociously slow. Pffft... fucking [[bitch\|whiners]]. Of course this all changed when the Rushers invaded; lately there is an average of about 100-150 players on at any given moment.

imported>Addie at 14:31, 29 June 2021

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imported>Addie at 14:23, 29 June 2021

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	'''2B2T''' (short for '''2builders2tools''') is an anarchy [[Minecraft]] server ~~first built~~ by hausemaster in December 2010 and has been online ever since. As of February 2017, it's 74 months old, 2.1 ''tera''bytes in size, and at least 168,385 users have logged into the server at least once.		'''2B2T''' (short for '''2builders2tools''') is an [[anarchy]] [[Minecraft]] server created by hausemaster on December 2010, and has been online ever since. As of February 2017, it's 74 months old, 2.1 ''tera''bytes in size, and at least 168,385 users have logged into the server at least once.

	Once you've joined, you can't unjoin.		Once you've joined, you can't unjoin.

	==The Worst Minecraft Server Ever==		==The Worst Minecraft Server Ever==
	[[File:2b2t-spawnRender20121025.jpg\|301px\|right\|thumb\|A render of 2b2t's spawn, October 25, 2012. It hasn't change much since then.]][[File:2b2t-satoLegend.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Take it from us, sato is NOT a legend. He's NOT a legend. NOT A LEGEND]]The main overreaching theme of 2b2t is that it's an anarchy server running the most vanilla version of Minecraft possible (the only mods installed are server stabilization mods and a limited number of anti-cheat mods like anti-flying, etc). There are no rules, and especially no bannable offenses, and so therefore users are free to do as they like. This usually means raiding, griefing, and killing anyone and everyone you see. There are especially no moderators or admins to bitch to because someone pissed on your My Little Pony pixel art you spent a whole week making. This means you're best off running away from spawn as soon as possible. It also means that nothing anyone says is out of bounds, so 2b2t has become Minecraft's equivalent of [[/b/]] or [[Pol\|/pol/]]; discussion of [[niggers]] and [[Hitler did nothing wrong]] are commonplace. With all this in mind, 2b2t has been characterized as "singleplayer with chat". Furthermore, if you are killed by someone, or your base is rekt, you are still too close to spawn and need to get further away from it.		[[File:2b2t-spawnRender20121025.jpg\|301px\|right\|thumb\|A render of 2b2t's spawn, October 25, 2012. It hasn't change much since then.]][[File:2b2t-satoLegend.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Take it from us, sato is NOT a legend. He's NOT a legend. NOT A LEGEND]]The main overreaching theme of 2b2t is that it's an anarchy server running the most [[boring\|vanilla]] version of Minecraft possible (the only mods installed are server stabilization mods and a limited number of anti-cheat mods like anti-flying, etc). There are no rules, and especially no bannable offenses, and so therefore users are free to do as they like. This usually means [[raid\|raiding]], [[troll\|griefing]], and killing anyone and everyone you see. There are especially no [[moderator\|moderators]] or admins to bitch to because someone pissed on your [[my_little_pony\|My Little Pony]] pixel art you spent a whole week making. This means you're best off running away from spawn as soon as possible. It also means that nothing anyone says is out of bounds, so 2b2t has become Minecraft's equivalent of [[/b/]] or [[Pol\|/pol/]]; discussion of [[niggers]] and [[Hitler did nothing wrong]] are commonplace. With all this in mind, 2b2t has been characterized as "singleplayer with chat". Furthermore, if you are killed by someone, or your base is rekt, you are still too close to spawn and need to get further away from it.

	The server has had on average about 30-50 users on it at any given point, with sometimes peaking to 80ish whenever a link is posted on reddit, or sometimes down to less than 10 when the server lag is atrociously slow. Pffft... fucking whiners. Of course this all changed when the Rushers invaded; lately there is an average of about 100-150 players on at any given moment.		The server has had on average about 30-50 users on it at any given point, with sometimes peaking to 80ish whenever a link is posted on reddit, or sometimes down to less than 10 when the server lag is atrociously slow. Pffft... fucking whiners. Of course this all changed when the Rushers invaded; lately there is an average of about 100-150 players on at any given moment.

imported>Chuck at 04:48, 6 April 2021

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	But that has since changed...		But that has since changed...

	===Last Year===		===<s>Last Year</s> 2016===
	[[File:2b2t-queue3.png\|right\|thumb\|Enjoy your 12 hour wait time]]So in order to make Middlefags feel a bit more welcome... y'know, because many of them actually paid to keep the server online... hause created a new Priority Queue system, which is based on join date. Basically the way it works is that, the earlier your 2b2t join date is, the higher up in the queue you go.		[[File:2b2t-queue3.png\|right\|thumb\|Enjoy your 12 hour wait time]]So in order to make Middlefags feel a bit more welcome... y'know, because many of them actually paid to keep the server online... hause created a new Priority Queue system, which is based on join date. Basically the way it works is that, the earlier your 2b2t join date is, the higher up in the queue you go.

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	Long story short: bye-bye dupe stash, bye-bye base! AHAHAHAH fucking morons		Long story short: bye-bye dupe stash, bye-bye base! AHAHAHAH fucking morons

	===Right Now===		===<s>Right Now</s> 2017===
	The Rushers have died off, the ones that survived have integrated (albeit rather faggily), [[FitMC]] is now just some random jerk off, verison 1.11 has basically made everyone's dupe stashes infinitely large and infinitely hidden (thanks to Shulker boxes)... so things have finally died down again. There's still more users on the server today than before the whole Rusherfag bullshit... but whatever.		The Rushers have died off, the ones that survived have integrated (albeit rather faggily), [[FitMC]] is now just some random jerk off, verison 1.11 has basically made everyone's dupe stashes infinitely large and infinitely hidden (thanks to Shulker boxes)... so things have finally died down again. There's still more users on the server today than before the whole Rusherfag bullshit... but whatever.

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	==AntVenom (aka haha lol nope)==		==AntVenom (aka haha lol nope)==
	<center><youtube>A-ncIlQjebc</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>A-ncIlQjebc</youtube></center>

			===Right NOW===

			Youtubers:
			Despite constant invasions from countless YouTubers (small and large) the predominant YouTuber today on the server is FtMC. Kind of ironic how his channel only got popular because he was fighting the newfag invasion... now he's the main source of newfags. And unlike Rusher, he isn't going to leave. Ft's videos were heavily promoted by the YouTube algorithm in 2019, which caused an intense flow of newfags that has never stopped since and will likely never stop.

			Updates:
			The server is still on 1.12.2 after a literal 3 years. That's a new record for Hause. Can't really blame him since it's Mojangsoft Studios' fault for intentionally de-optimizing the game. 1.16.5 is just around the corner. Hause has showed off his 1.16 optimizations on the test.2b2t.org server and they work pretty good, so expect 1.16 soon. 1.16 will probably increase the newfags joining (because they dont know how to change versions) lol.

			Hausemaster:
			Hausemaster has ceased almost all official forms of communications with the community. The only "official" contact now is support@2b2t.org which can only be found on the donation page. The old email address was removed from tab. He never posts on Reddit and deleted all his old reddit posts.

			Economy:
			>implying
			Also lots of newfags are starting shops to sell items to other newfags. Some have made surprising amounts of money

			Summary:
			At this point it looks like there will always be a queue and we will never see a "Post-Rusher" era of low player count & things going back to how they were. RIP 2B2T

	==How To Dupe Items on 2b2t==		==How To Dupe Items on 2b2t==

imported>BleachmyEyes: /* New Vocabulary */

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New Vocabulary

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	:'''OLDFAG:''' Someone who has been on 2b2t since the beginning. Which is literally no one at this point.		:'''OLDFAG:''' Someone who has been on 2b2t since the beginning. Which is literally no one at this point.
	:'''MIDDLEFAG:''' Someone who has been on 2b2t since 2013. Which is maybe everyone who calls themselves an "oldfag", including "~~Legendary Player~~" Sato86.		:'''MIDDLEFAG:''' Someone who has been on 2b2t since 2013. Which is maybe everyone who calls themselves an "oldfag", including the self proclaimed "legendary player" Sato86.
	:'''RUSHER:''' Someone who joined the server because of TheCampingRusher's videos, and is—sadly—proud of that fact. Do them a favor and kill any as soon as you see them. Unless you're a Rusher or any other Rusher subset (like a "Veteran" or "OG"), then do us all a favor and kill yourself instead.		:'''RUSHER:''' Someone who joined the server because of TheCampingRusher's videos, and is—sadly—proud of that fact. Do them a favor and kill any as soon as you see them. Unless you're a Rusher or any other Rusher subset (like a "Veteran" or "OG"), then do us all a favor and kill yourself instead.
	:'''VETERAN:''' Rusher newfags who started playing on June 1st, 2016, trying to protect 2b2t from any Rusher newfags joing today. Can't let them ruin the server anymore! In fact, when all the Rusherfags are trying to kill "Veterans", they're really only just killing their own kind. Good; let them fight.		:'''VETERAN:''' Rusher newfags who started playing on June 1st, 2016, trying to protect 2b2t from any Rusher newfags joing today. Can't let them ruin the server anymore! In fact, when all the Rusherfags are trying to kill "Veterans", they're really only just killing their own kind. Good; let them fight.

imported>Fleacollerindustry: /* Right Now */

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Right Now

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	===Right Now===		===Right Now===
	The Rushers have died off, the ones that survived have integrated (albeit rather faggily), [[FitMC]] is now just some random jerk off, verison 1.11 has basically made everyone's dupe stashes infinitely large and infinitely hidden (thanks to Shulker boxes)... so things have finally died down again. There's still more users on the server today than before the whole Rusherfag bullshit... but whatever.		The Rushers have died off, the ones that survived have integrated (albeit rather faggily), [[FitMC]] is now just some random jerk off, verison 1.11 has basically made everyone's dupe stashes infinitely large and infinitely hidden (thanks to Shulker boxes)... so things have finally died down again. There's still more users on the server today than before the whole Rusherfag bullshit... but whatever.

			In any case, surely this would be the last time some faggy Minecraft YouTuber with a million-plus subs makes a video about 2b2t, which in turn exposes the server to an invasion of a bunch more newfags, right?

			==AntVenom (aka haha lol nope)==
			<center><youtube>A-ncIlQjebc</youtube></center>

	==How To Dupe Items on 2b2t==		==How To Dupe Items on 2b2t==

imported>Fleacollerindustry: Reverted edits by AbominableIntelligence (talk) to last revision by JuniusThaddeus

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	[[File:2b2t-spawnRender20121025.jpg\|301px\|right\|thumb\|A render of 2b2t's spawn, October 25, 2012. It hasn't change much since then.]][[File:2b2t-satoLegend.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Take it from us, sato is NOT a legend. He's NOT a legend. NOT A LEGEND]]The main overreaching theme of 2b2t is that it's an anarchy server running the most [[boring\|vanilla]] version of Minecraft possible (the only mods installed are server stabilization mods and a limited number of anti-cheat mods like anti-flying, etc). There are no rules, and especially no bannable offenses, and so therefore users are free to do as they like. This usually means [[raid\|raiding]], [[troll\|griefing]], and killing anyone and everyone you see. There are especially no [[moderator\|moderators]] or admins to bitch to because someone pissed on your [[my_little_pony\|My Little Pony]] pixel art you spent a whole week making. This means you're best off running away from spawn as soon as possible. It also means that nothing anyone says is out of bounds, so 2b2t has become Minecraft's equivalent of [[/b/]] or [[Pol\|/pol/]]; discussion of [[niggers]] and [[Hitler did nothing wrong]] are commonplace. With all this in mind, 2b2t has been characterized as "singleplayer with chat". Furthermore, if you are killed by someone, or your base is rekt, you are still too close to spawn and need to get further away from it.		[[File:2b2t-spawnRender20121025.jpg\|301px\|right\|thumb\|A render of 2b2t's spawn, October 25, 2012. It hasn't change much since then.]][[File:2b2t-satoLegend.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Take it from us, sato is NOT a legend. He's NOT a legend. NOT A LEGEND]]The main overreaching theme of 2b2t is that it's an anarchy server running the most [[boring\|vanilla]] version of Minecraft possible (the only mods installed are server stabilization mods and a limited number of anti-cheat mods like anti-flying, etc). There are no rules, and especially no bannable offenses, and so therefore users are free to do as they like. This usually means [[raid\|raiding]], [[troll\|griefing]], and killing anyone and everyone you see. There are especially no [[moderator\|moderators]] or admins to bitch to because someone pissed on your [[my_little_pony\|My Little Pony]] pixel art you spent a whole week making. This means you're best off running away from spawn as soon as possible. It also means that nothing anyone says is out of bounds, so 2b2t has become Minecraft's equivalent of [[/b/]] or [[Pol\|/pol/]]; discussion of [[niggers]] and [[Hitler did nothing wrong]] are commonplace. With all this in mind, 2b2t has been characterized as "singleplayer with chat". Furthermore, if you are killed by someone, or your base is rekt, you are still too close to spawn and need to get further away from it.

	The server has had on average about 30-50 users on it at any given point, with sometimes peaking to 80ish whenever a link is posted on reddit, or sometimes down to less than 10 when the server lag is atrociously slow. Pffft... fucking whiners. Of course this all changed when the Rushers invaded; lately there is an average of about 100-150 players on at any given moment.		The server has had on average about 30-50 users on it at any given point, with sometimes peaking to 80ish whenever a link is posted on [[reddit]], or sometimes down to less than 10 when the server lag is atrociously slow. Pffft... fucking [[bitch\|whiners]]. Of course this all changed when the Rushers invaded; lately there is an average of about 100-150 players on at any given moment.

	[[File:2b2t-timelineAccordingToSato1.png\|401px\|center\|thumb\|2b2t timeline, at least according to one person's own perspective, who is not a legend of the server no matter what people say]]		[[File:2b2t-timelineAccordingToSato1.png\|401px\|center\|thumb\|2b2t timeline, at least according to one person's own perspective, who is not a legend of the server no matter what people say]]

	==Surviving on 2b2t==		==Surviving on 2b2t==
	Since 2b2t is a Christian server, all you need to do is give your <tt>!praise</tt> to BibleBot, and all will be good.		Since 2b2t is a [[Christian]] server, all you need to do is give your <tt>!praise</tt> to BibleBot, and all will be good.

	But on the days BibleBot isn't online, you might need to consider some of the following ways to stay alive on 2b2t:		But on the days BibleBot isn't online, you might need to consider some of the following ways to stay alive on 2b2t:

	* Run far away from Spawn as possible. Find an axis (meaning, head towards either X=0 or Z=0) and get as far away from <tt>0,0</tt> as you can.		* Run far away from Spawn as possible. Find an [[hitler\|axis]] (meaning, head towards either X=0 or Z=0) and get as far away from <tt>0,0</tt> as you can.
	* In the past, there used to be Nether portals to help with this. But with all the Rusherfags clogging up the server, they've all been popped. You MIGHT get lucky and find a Nether portal that someone built; if you do, take it. Once you're in the Nether, same deal: head for an axis and get out of there.[[File:2b2t-coords.png\|right\|thumb\|Don't share your coords with anyone. PS, PARTY AT <tt>-62893,158045</tt>!]]		* In the past, there used to be Nether portals to help with this. But with all the Rusherfags clogging up the server, they've all been popped. You MIGHT get lucky and find a Nether portal that someone built; if you do, take it. Once you're in the Nether, same deal: head for an axis and get out of there.[[File:2b2t-coords.png\|right\|thumb\|Don't share your coords with anyone. PS, PARTY AT <tt>-62893,158045</tt>!]]
	* If you can't get into the nether, wood and food begins to appear maybe 3000 away from spawn.		* If you can't get into the nether, wood and food begins to appear maybe 3000 away from spawn.
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	* If you find someone else's base, you have two options:		* If you find someone else's base, you have two options:
	:* Raid it and steal everything you can, and burn it to the ground, or,		:* Raid it and steal everything you can, and burn it to the ground, or,
	:* Slowly steal from it, piece by piece... enough to basically take everything, but not enough for them to catch onto what's going on.		:* Slowly [[nigger\|steal]] from it, piece by piece... enough to basically take everything, but not enough for them to catch onto what's going on.
	:* But in BOTH situations, you need to steal their shit from them. It's just plain common courtesy.		:* But in BOTH situations, you need to steal their shit from them. It's just plain common courtesy.
	* Keep all your good, rare shit in your Ender Chest. Sometimes chests get wipes, but the data for your Ender chest is stored in your User data, not in the current chunk.		* Keep all your good, rare shit in your Ender Chest. Sometimes chests get wipes, but the data for your Ender chest is stored in your User data, not in the current chunk.
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	* Finally, if you need something fun to do, design a map.		* Finally, if you need something fun to do, design a map.

	[[File:2b2tmaps.png\|center\|501px\|thumb\|F̶Y̶I̶,̶ ̶S̶p̶a̶r̶t̶a̶n̶5̶1̶2̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶o̶n̶y̶f̶a̶g̶.̶ ̶H̶i̶s̶ ̶m̶a̶p̶ ̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶s̶u̶l̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶u̶s̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶;̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶v̶e̶r̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶n̶e̶e̶d̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶d̶i̶s̶c̶o̶v̶e̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶t̶r̶o̶y̶e̶d̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶u̶s̶ ̶p̶u̶r̶i̶f̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶v̶e̶r̶.̶ See: bottom right. Ah, but someone made another. Fucking ponyfags.]]		[[File:2b2tmaps.png\|center\|501px\|thumb\|F̶Y̶I̶,̶ ̶S̶p̶a̶r̶t̶a̶n̶5̶1̶2̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶o̶n̶y̶f̶a̶g̶.̶ ̶H̶i̶s̶ ̶m̶a̶p̶ ̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶s̶u̶l̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶u̶s̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶;̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶v̶e̶r̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶n̶e̶e̶d̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶d̶i̶s̶c̶o̶v̶e̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶t̶r̶o̶y̶e̶d̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶u̶s̶ ̶p̶u̶r̶i̶f̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶v̶e̶r̶.̶ See: bottom right. Ah, but someone made another. Fucking [[brony\|ponyfags.]]

	===2b2t Memes===		===2b2t Memes===
	[[File:2b2t-swashtickle.png\|right\|thumb\|A Natsi Swashtikle!]]Interested in 2b2t culture? Want to get down with the 2b2t memes? Well read this guide and you'll be acting like an Oldfag in no time! Some of the fun 2b2t memes include:		[[File:2b2t-swashtickle.png\|right\|thumb\|A Natsi Swashtikle!]]Interested in 2b2t culture? Want to get down with the 2b2t memes? Well read this guide and you'll be acting like an Oldfag in no time! Some of the fun 2b2t memes include:

	* Shout stuff like "nigger", "the Jews did this", "Hitler did nothing wrong" in the chat, and leave ~~Nazi symbols~~ and shit like that all over the place.		* Shout stuff like "nigger", "[[fact\|the Jews did this]]", "Hitler did nothing wrong" in the chat, and leave swastikas and shit like that all over the place.
	* Only mods and admins can Green text. So if you're not an admin, you can't Green text. Alternatively, anyone who IS using Green text is an admin, so you can trust them.		* Only mods and admins can Green text. So if you're not an admin, you can't Green text. Alternatively, anyone who IS using Green text is an admin, so you can trust them.
	* 2b2t has few mods, but one of which is a voting system. Mods and Admins and initiate a vote to do anything, such as to kill a single player, a specific group of players ("kill all veterans", "Kill all Rushers", etc), give someone food, etc. In order to vote, simply type "<tt>/kill [vote]</tt>", where <tt>[vote]</tt> is either <tt>Yes</tt> or <tt>No</tt> (this includes alternatives like "Y", "YES", etc). You can tell when other players have voted when you see <tt>> has voted</tt> next to their name. Whoever initiated the vote can see the results on their end and will act upon it after enough time has elapsed.		* 2b2t has few mods, but one of which is a voting system. Mods and Admins and initiate a vote to do anything, such as to kill a single player, a specific group of players ("kill all veterans", "Kill all Rushers", etc), give someone food, etc. In order to vote, simply type "<tt>/kill [vote]</tt>", where <tt>[vote]</tt> is either <tt>Yes</tt> or <tt>No</tt> (this includes alternatives like "Y", "YES", etc). You can tell when other players have voted when you see <tt>> has voted</tt> next to their name. Whoever initiated the vote can see the results on their end and will act upon it after enough time has elapsed.
	* The "Vortex Coalition" is just a giant inside joke. Don't take it seriously. It's a long story about where it came from, but it actually involved the LAST time 2b2t faced a surge of newfags. Eventually the same thing will happen to "TheCampingRusher".		* The "Vortex Coalition" is just a giant inside joke. Don't take it seriously. It's a long story about where it came from, but it actually involved the LAST time 2b2t faced a surge of newfags. Eventually the same thing will happen to "[[faggot\|TheCampingRusher]]".

	==Devi Ever==		==Devi Ever==
	Starting on February 14th, 2015 anti-[[GamerGate]] [[tranny]] Devi Ever tries to grief 2b2t under the username "jeezass", because it's was just another place where pro-GamerGate opinions were formed, and she/he/xi/whatever thought the neckbeards on 2b2t could be easily bullied (being autistic and such). But it never really worked. Five days later, Devi's email address was leaked, ending her 2b2t griefing campaign. Good riddance.		Starting on February 14th, 2015 anti-[[GamerGate]] [[tranny]] Devi Ever tries to grief 2b2t under the username "jeezass", because it's was just another place where pro-GamerGate opinions were formed, and she/he/xi/whatever thought the neckbeards on 2b2t could be easily bullied (being [[autistic]] and such). But it never really worked. Five days later, Devi's email address was leaked, ending her 2b2t griefing campaign. Good riddance.

	==Server is kill by maths==		==Server is kill by maths==
	[[File:2b2t-triangulation.png\|center\|501px]]		[[File:2b2t-triangulation.png\|center\|501px]]

	So around late May 2015, someone figured out a way to find any player by messaging all players within a certain range, then move to a new location and messaging them again. If you do it enough times, you could figure out where a certain player is exactly, and thus track them down and kill them.		[[boring\|So around late May 2015, someone figured out a way to find any player by messaging all players within a certain range, then move to a new location and messaging them again. If you do it enough times, you could figure out where a certain player is exactly, and thus track them down and kill them.]]

	Needless to say this wasn't taken very well by many players on 2b2t, and eventually this hack was patched. But boy, sphincters were so tight during this time you'd think you were raping a 3 year old. Well, I mean, it's not like Minecraft autists are much older, let alone the type to visit 2b2t regularly.		Needless to say this wasn't taken very well by many players on 2b2t, and eventually this hack was patched. But boy, sphincters were so tight during this time you'd think you were raping a 3 year old. Well, I mean, it's not like Minecraft autists are much older, let alone the type to visit 2b2t regularly.