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{{spoiler|The paraplegic weasel faggot betrays the Panther King and kills him!!!1<br><br> Also Berri dies}}

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[[File:Conkers bad fur day 1.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Perfect for young and impressionable children. What could go [[furry|wrong]]?]]

'''Conker's Bad Fur Day''' is a "[[Hahaha no|mature]]" [[Nintendo 64]] game about an [[alcoholic]] [[ginger]] squirrel named Conker who gets really fucking [[drunk]] and ends up lost in a [[Asia|strange, dysfunctional land]] which he has to leave in order to return home to his slutbag girlfriend; [[Cunt|Berri]].

The game is notorious for the [[Concerned Mother]]s who were stupid enough to let their kids play the vulgar atrocity, like they're letting their [[13 year old boys]] make [[ED]] accounts. Soccer Moms everywhere bitched and moaned about it until ultimately, nothing happened. [[GG|lol]].

== Plot ==

It might as well be Banjo-Kazooie, but with [[Fuck|naughty]] [[Cunt|words]] and a shit-ton of drugs thrown into the mix.

Conker awakens to find himself lost after a night of binge drinking, and he must find his way home to his girlfriend. Meanwhile, the Panther King orders his servant to find a replacement for the missing leg in his [[wtf|milk table]]. The servant suggests using a squirrel, and then orders his minions to search the land for one.

Heaps of crazy shit happens, and Conker has to fight a multitude of monsters that look like they came from [[TooDamnFilthy|an average DeviantArt user]]'s imagination, including fighting [[Justin Bieber|a giant heap of singing shit]].

Near the end of the game, [[And nothing of value was lost|Berri dies]], and the Panther King's servant is revealed to be the evil mastermind, because he kills his master in order to summon his [[cyberpet]]; "[[Heinrich Himmler|Heinrich]]" so that he can pwn Conker. Conker doesn't even give a fuck and opens an air lock, dragging everyone's corpse into space (except for Heinrich). As Heinrich is about to kill Conker, [[Are You Fucking Kidding Me|the game freezes]] and Conker breaks the fucking [[Fourth Wall]] by asking the software developers to use [[Hax|1337 hax]] so that the game can end.

Conker becomes the king and gets drunk. The end.

== Characters ==

*[[Ginger|Conker]]: Titular character, a drunk squirrel who apparently would make a great substitute for a [[Wut|table leg]].

*[[Slut|Berri]]: Conker's slutty prostitute girlfriend. She's useless, and dies near the end of the game.

*[[King|Panther King]]: The king of the land Conker wakes up in. He is into [[BDSM]], as proven when he threatens to use duct tape on his whiteknights who disobey him.

*[[Stephen Hawking|Professor Von Kriplespac]]: Panther King's whiteknight, portrayed as a paraplegic neo-nazi weasel fuckwit who knows the answer to everything and anything.

== Quotes ==

{{quote|I'm the great mighty poo and I'm going to throw my shit at you. A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish. How about some scat you little twat?|The Great Mighty Poo, singing his shitty opera or whatever the fuck it's called shows what kind of game the player is truly playing. Also known as a shitty waste of time they assume is art.|center=auto}}

==YouTube==

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== Gallery ==

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File:Conkers bad fur day 5.jpg|No pants!
File:Conkers bad fur day 2.png|You Fap, You Fail
File:Conkers bad fur day 3.jpg|[[Interracial|<3]]
File:Conkers Bad Fur Day Gameplay.png|''Ein Volk, ein Reich,<br />ein Eichhörnchen''
File:Conkers bad fur day 6.jpg|Rule 34 isn't difficult to [[Google|find]].
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==See also==
*[[Banjo Kazooie]]
*[[Goldeneye 007]]
*[[Nintendo 64]]

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