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{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=GUROchan|imageboard_logo="you've been warned."|date_founded=Unknown at this time.|major_boards=/f/, /g/, /s/|epic_win=Banning [[Poser]] art, and [[furry|furfags]] (Surprise, suprise.)|homepage=<s>http://gurochan.net</s> Now https://gurochan.ch /b/ware.|right}}
[[Image:Cirno_Guro.jpg|thumb|left|If you haven't yet visited GUROchan but intend upon doing so, expect to see something like this.]]

[[Image:Guronasty.jpg|thumb| [[win|No to furries, yes to this.]]]]Once upon a time, [[Anonymous|somebody]] looked at the chaos that was [[4chan]], and said: ''Lo, [[wtf]] is this [[shit]]? [[Furry|Furries]] and [[CP|child porn]]? Verily, it must be that we shall make a promised land, full of violence to deter the [[furry|fucking furfags]] from arriving. And we shall make them [[animu|anime]] chicks, so that we can still fap to it.''

And so, this [[random]] maker of the website sat down and said: ''[[Engrish|What can the fuck is I to do now make for this?]]'' - but lo, an [[stoned|angel]] descended from the ceiling and spake unto [[fgt|him]]. Or [[16-year-old girl|her]].

And he said: ''Play... the best [[music|soooong]]... in the world... or I'll eat your [[iPod|souls]]''. Or maybe not; that could have been the [[radio]] in the background. But the [[anonymous]] creater of gurochan was inspired. And lo, they did [[Deleting your LiveJournal|make a website]].

And verily, the site was [[creationist|finished]], and filled with [[shit]] and [[guro]], and the [[sick fuck|sick fucks]] of the [[internets|intertubes]] migrated there. And it was [[crap|good]].

==Statistics==
[http://www.gurochan.net Gurochan] is a spinoff of [[4chan]] dedicated to [[Guro]] - or gross anime pictures featuring death and gore, as well as pictures of [[shit]], and [[retard|freaks]]. It's run by Chiisai, a [[13-year-old boy]], and a popular character in the slashfic writen by the lonely [[emo]]kids who frequent the site.
[[Image:Trolling_gurochan.jpg|thumb| How to troll Gurochan.]]
It should be noted that gurochan does not allow [[furry]] art. That's right, Gurochan does not want any [[sick fucks]] mixing in with their normal, healthy Gurochan users who just want to come in and beat off to some good, wholesome animu murder porn.Yet,they hope to high hell lolicon stays legal, because if animated child pornography is treated like real child pornography, then animated explicit murder would be illegal, also.

Please note that [[war porn]] is not guro. Nor are pictures of traffic accidents or anything like that. Gore ≠ guro.

People also come to Gurochan in order to find pictures of [[shit]] being smeared on people's [[tits]] and [[cock]] in an impression of this being worthy of [[masturbation|fapping]] or [[lulz]]. Amazingly, they still feel that [[furry]] art is more disgusting, so you won't be worried about finding [[metal (furry)|furfags]] in the post where you [[masturbation|are fapping]] over [[crap|animated scat pr0n]].

Gurochan is also the primary housing site for a phenomenon called [[Jissouseki]], where millions of [[idiot|enlightened viewers]] can watch the sick fucks being smashed, cooked, raped, ripped apart, gutted, fumigated, poisoned, blown up, and all manner of other things that people go to Gurochan's /g/ board for. Given that [[jissouseki|desu trolls]] love to shit their green pussy juice over everything, the /s/ board is also perfect for their actions.

No. Their board made for housing non-human freaks of nature is not an appropriate place for jissou.

Now [[you]] can fap to [[Over 9000|37,692]] pictures of dismembered women and loli with a [https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/7312169/GUROchan_image_dump huge backup of all images ever posted on the site.]

==Gurochan turning on demographic?==
A user was [[b&]] [[last Thursday]] for posting [[Dissected-chan]].
Turn out they only want Drawings and not photos on there. Makes perfect sense!

==People who fap to dismembered women==
*[[OJ]]
*[[You]]
*[[Nevada-tan]]
==External Links==
*[https://gurochan.ch Fap like crazy]

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