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Sabrina Carpenter

2026-02-18T07:27:30Z

YeagerBomberman: /* Say Sabrina, I hear you like em' young! */

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sabrina Carpenter'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 11, 1999 ({{age|1999|5|11}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[White devils]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Whore|Female]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Singer, Professional slut}}
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'''Sabrina Annlynn Carpenter''' is a filthy whore who has a habit of turning her concerts into wild sex shows and sees herself to be the Marilyn Monroe of this generation when she's too ugly to be so. Additionally, it's been the most obvious thing to ever come to mankind's eye that she really likes to milk the phrase "Sex Sells" until it becomes drier than Arizona's soil.

{{quote|"I'm so fucking horny!"|Sabrina thinks the whole world wants to hear that}}

== The Disney Channel Days ==
[[File:Sabrina transformation.png|350px|thumb|right|From another annoying child star to one crazy whore]]
At 10 years old, she placed third in a singing contest The Next Miley Cyrus Project, run by [[Miley Cyrus]], who would later whore the fuck out and swing naked on a wrecking ball for the sake of feminism and sex-positivity, raping all of our eyes in the process. Around the same time Miley was molesting our eyes with her flat (yet very flabby) ass and itty bitty titties, Sabrina had been casted as some annoying ass piece of [[jailbait]] named Maya in an unfunny spin off of Boy Meets World titled ''Girl Meets World''. Then, in 2016, she lent her voice to Milo's not-girlfriend, Melissa Chase in ''Milo Murphy's Law'', a show that was meant to replace Phineas and Ferb only for the show to get completely shoved to the side in favor of two retarded kids always stressing out their big bitch of a sister. The year after that, she decided to sing the theme song of another shitty, crappy Disney Channel sitcom, ''Andi Mack'', which was about a 13-year old girl discovering that who she thought was her older sister was actually HER '''MOTHER''' and a faggot who ended up turning his real life actor into a half-faggot. Who knew Miley would eventually end up inspiring Sabrina to whore out as an adult? Maybe it was also because of [[Ariana Grande|the bitch whom she did the opening for one of many of her ridiculously promiscuous tours in 2018]]? Or maybe she got molested by the executives like all child stars did and she's become one of several cases of sexual abuse supposedly causing hypersexuality?
<center>'''Who knew Maya Hart would predict Sabrina's future with the dating world?'''</center>
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTVVWngnsZQ</youtube></center>

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== The wildest things she's ever done on stage ==
[[File:Sabrina collage.png|350px|thumb|right|A compilation of Sabrina trying to get all the men to cum straight to her panties in the presence of little kids.]] [[File:WTF is Sabrina doing to those men.png|225px|thumb|left|A threesome ON STAGE?! [[Pedophilia|AND IN THE PRESENCE OF A BUNCH OF KIDS!?]]]]
<center><gallery>
File:Sabrina raunchy performance 1.mp4|
File:Sabrina raunchy performance 2.mp4|
</gallery></center>
[[File:Sabrina trying to be Miley Cyrus.png|200px|thumb|right|Sabrina waiting to get fucked right in the pussy on stage]]
In 2023, Sabrina Carpenter's former boyfriend, Barry Keoghan, appeared in the dark comedy thriller "Saltburn," featuring a scene where he dances completely nude and his character drinks the used bathwater of Jacob Elordi's character. While performing at Coachella in 2024, Carpenter made a spontaneous reference to Keoghan and his bathtub scene during her song "Nonsense." One simply can't imagine just how violated Keoghan felt. In fact, he felt so violated, he decided to leave her for a more [[asexuality|asexual]] woman who doesn't violate our ears as much as Sabrina does.
{{quote| Man, his knees so weak he had to spread mine... He's drinkin' my bathwater like it's red wine... Coachella, see you back here when I headline.| The very ad-lib that caused Sabrina's fat ass to get dumped}}

[[File:Aliensexualsabrina.png|250px|thumb|left|Oh, are we showing sexual attraction to people in alien costumes now?]]
Before embarking on her "Short N' Sweet" tour, Sabrina's fat horny ass stopped by the VMAs in September 2024 to perform a medley from her latest album full of shitty songs about how sexually devious she is. Two background dancers during the set were an alien and an astronaut. Carpenter, filled to the brim with sexual arousal to the point where her pussy was leaking, pushed the astronaut aside and started making out with the alien without his consent! Why didn't the alien press charges for sexual assault afterwards? Because everyone thinks it's weak for men to get their perceived desires thrown back at them when they weren't expecting to be confronted by women who make their dicks stand up. Plus, Sabrina's fandom is full of "sex positive" feminazis who think women should be as sexual as possible only to cry objection when too many men fawn for a woman with curves.

[[File:Sabrina sucks a performers dick.png|200px|thumb|right|Sabrina violating another performer.]]
Literally the month after that infamous performance, Sabrina added a provocative twist to her performance of "Bed Chem." As a curtain dropped to the ground, audience members' eyes were violated to the brim as they witnessed the human blow up doll-looking whore engaging in a simulated sexual act with a man in bed. This daring moment left many concertgoers, especially those attending with family so uncomfortable that they wished that very performance lead to Sabrina [[prison rape|going to jail and gleefully dropping all the soap bars there]]. However, other people felt like the moment was no big deal because they're hypersexual losers who spend their days collecting as much dick cheese and vaginal goo as they can (and probably lick their hands each time they do so).

One of her most [[lie|surprising]] moments on stage occurred in November 2024 during a concert in California. While singing her song "Juno," Harpenter knelt down and held the microphone above her in a suggestive manner, opening and closing her mouth as if she was sucking on a dick as big as one whole human being. Wait! But why is that something everyone didn't expect? [https://genius.com/Sabrina-carpenter-juno-lyrics The lyrics explicitly express her feelings of being a horny whore!]. It was such an abomination, one person said that Sabrina is one step away from doing some more attention whoring by starting an OnlyFans account. Only time can tell when that's going to become a reality.

[[File:Sabrina begs for more followers at 26.png|175px|thumb|left|LOL How degenerate does she think people are that they'd want to follow her after each and every shitshow from her?]]
[[File:Sabrinas fat ass in short shorts.png|200px|thumb|right|Her ass is wayyyyy too '''fat''' for those shorts!]]
=== Her assy responses to all the complaints about her performances ===
<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|I feel like I’ve learned a lot more about sexuality through writing those than people think... I think people think I’m just obnoxiously horny, when in reality, writing them comes from the ability to not be fearful of your sexuality| No, Sabrina, you did sexual acts in front of thousands of [[Pedophilia|CHILDREN]]
|But you'll still get the occasional mother that has a strong opinion on how you should be dressing. And to that I just say, don't come to the show and that's OK| Sabrina responding to those whose ears she violated with her music|}}</center>
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== Say Sabrina, I hear you like em' young! ==
[[File:Santa Tell Me she's gonna go to jail.png|250px|thumb|right|Spot the difference. We'll gives you a hint. One likes to treat kids like sex toys.]]
[[File:Sabrina thinking she a child.png|250px|thumb|right| And to think this is the same slut who says all men dream of being kids.]]
While addressing the crowd, Sabrina aimed to offer a fan some insights on life and relationships. When the fan mentioned she was only 16, Sabrina playfully remarked that she had ample time ahead and was in the "learning about people" phase of her life, not having one ounce of concern that some people just don't get the urge to be as sexually devious as her. But then again, [[Donald Trump|The Great Mighty Donald of America]] once said, "A sexual dynamic is always present between people, unless you are asexual.", because obviously he treats the existence of asexual people (or at least the people who are actively keeping their desires to themselves) far better than Sabrina Cravestoomuchcarbsandbutter.

{{quote|Have you listened to the album?"| Sabrina asked the jailbait fan about songs about her hypersexuality}}

<center>'''One moment later...'''</center>
{{quote|How are you feeling? Would you say you're feeling quite sad? Or perhaps angry? Or would you say you are...horny?}}

<center>'''After remembering the fan's age...'''</center>
{{quote|Wait, I shouldn't have asked you that. You're underage. Oh my god, oh my god! Are you just, like, excited to meet new people?}}

That's right! She asked a [[Jailbait|SIXTEEN YEAR OLD FEMALE KID]] about feeling the very emotion that everyone under the age of 18 are legally too young to understand entirely! Sabrina somehow managed to stay appealing to her die hard fans who can't control the nerve to squirt weird white (sometimes red) goop in their pants to her shitshows every time after frantically trying to make herself seem innocent after having just assumed a teenager's level of sexual feelings. <s>Lord, can you imagine if the genders were reversed? The whole world would have turned against her by now!</s> Oh wait, [[P Diddy|something similar]] has already happened before!

That's not the worst part! [https://docs.google.com/document/d/10VmwRSRo4PXtNCwe8Wt-xEEJKWgwE0L0wzWab0k4aMI/mobilebasic She's also referenced movies all about teenagers in sexual situations, too!]
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<center>'''And here she is participating in a group of unfunny hacks portraying middle schoolers in grossly sexual ways!'''</center>
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92-2DNF-jTU</youtube></center>

== Catching the attention of [[PETA]] with her outfits ==
The self proclaimed "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals" are already '''in'''famous for shaming people who can't resist the taste of beef, chicken, pork, fish, and so many other forms of animal flesh. But wait! They don't stop there! They also hate it when people wear fur on their clothes. Little Sabrina thought she could turn them on by trying to look "sexy" while wearing them.
<center><big>'''But she failed miserably'''</big></center>
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==External Links ==
* [https://www.thelist.com/1738195/times-sabrina-carpenter-was-inappropriate-on-stage/ Sabrina is a freakin' whore and she knows it!]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/sabrinacarpentersnark/comments/1lcqzdj/sabrina_carpenter_lolita_juno_pedobait_jailbait/ Whole ass thread exposing Sabrina]
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Sabrina Carpenter

2026-02-18T06:46:17Z

YeagerBomberman: Phew, this page really needed a lot of updating.

{{gotis}}
{{corner|bl|[[File:Pedobear_a.gif]]}}
{{ib|[[File:SabrinaCarpenter.png|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sabrina Carpenter'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 11, 1999 ({{age|1999|5|11}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[White devils]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Whore|Female]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Singer, Professional slut}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Sabrina Annlynn Carpenter''' is a filthy whore who has a habit of turning her concerts into wild sex shows and sees herself to be the Marilyn Monroe of this generation when she's too ugly to be so. Additionally, it's been the most obvious thing to ever come to mankind's eye that she really likes to milk the phrase "Sex Sells" until it becomes drier than Arizona's soil.

{{quote|"I'm so fucking horny!"|Sabrina thinks the whole world wants to hear that}}

== The Disney Channel Days ==
[[File:Sabrina transformation.png|350px|thumb|right|From another annoying child star to one crazy whore]]
At 10 years old, she placed third in a singing contest The Next Miley Cyrus Project, run by [[Miley Cyrus]], who would later whore the fuck out and swing naked on a wrecking ball for the sake of feminism and sex-positivity, raping all of our eyes in the process. Around the same time Miley was molesting our eyes with her flat (yet very flabby) ass and itty bitty titties, Sabrina had been casted as some annoying ass piece of [[jailbait]] named Maya in an unfunny spin off of Boy Meets World titled ''Girl Meets World''. Then, in 2016, she lent her voice to Milo's not-girlfriend, Melissa Chase in ''Milo Murphy's Law'', a show that was meant to replace Phineas and Ferb only for the show to get completely shoved to the side in favor of two retarded kids always stressing out their big bitch of a sister. The year after that, she decided to sing the theme song of another shitty, crappy Disney Channel sitcom, ''Andi Mack'', which was about a 13-year old girl discovering that who she thought was her older sister was actually HER '''MOTHER''' and a faggot who ended up turning his real life actor into a half-faggot. Who knew Miley would eventually end up inspiring Sabrina to whore out as an adult? Maybe it was also because of [[Ariana Grande|the bitch whom she did the opening for one of many of her ridiculously promiscuous tours in 2018]]? Or maybe she got molested by the executives like all child stars did and she's become one of several cases of sexual abuse supposedly causing hypersexuality?
<center>'''Who knew Maya Hart would predict Sabrina's future with the dating world?'''</center>
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTVVWngnsZQ</youtube></center>

{{clear}}
== The wildest things she's ever done on stage ==
[[File:Sabrina collage.png|350px|thumb|right|A compilation of Sabrina trying to get all the men to cum straight to her panties in the presence of little kids.]] [[File:WTF is Sabrina doing to those men.png|225px|thumb|left|A threesome ON STAGE?! [[Pedophilia|AND IN THE PRESENCE OF A BUNCH OF KIDS!?]]]]
<center><gallery>
File:Sabrina raunchy performance 1.mp4|
File:Sabrina raunchy performance 2.mp4|
</gallery></center>
[[File:Sabrina trying to be Miley Cyrus.png|200px|thumb|right|Sabrina waiting to get fucked right in the pussy on stage]]
In 2023, Sabrina Carpenter's former boyfriend, Barry Keoghan, appeared in the dark comedy thriller "Saltburn," featuring a scene where he dances completely nude and his character drinks the used bathwater of Jacob Elordi's character. While performing at Coachella in 2024, Carpenter made a spontaneous reference to Keoghan and his bathtub scene during her song "Nonsense." One simply can't imagine just how violated Keoghan felt. In fact, he felt so violated, he decided to leave her for a more [[asexuality|asexual]] woman who doesn't violate our ears as much as Sabrina does.
{{quote| Man, his knees so weak he had to spread mine... He's drinkin' my bathwater like it's red wine... Coachella, see you back here when I headline.| The very ad-lib that caused Sabrina's fat ass to get dumped}}

[[File:Aliensexualsabrina.png|250px|thumb|left|Oh, are we showing sexual attraction to people in alien costumes now?]]
Before embarking on her "Short N' Sweet" tour, Sabrina's fat horny ass stopped by the VMAs in September 2024 to perform a medley from her latest album full of shitty songs about how sexually devious she is. Two background dancers during the set were an alien and an astronaut. Carpenter, filled to the brim with sexual arousal to the point where her pussy was leaking, pushed the astronaut aside and started making out with the alien without his consent! Why didn't the alien press charges for sexual assault afterwards? Because everyone thinks it's weak for men to get their perceived desires thrown back at them when they weren't expecting to be confronted by women who make their dicks stand up. Plus, Sabrina's fandom is full of "sex positive" feminazis who think women should be as sexual as possible only to cry objection when too many men fawn for a woman with curves.

[[File:Sabrina sucks a performers dick.png|200px|thumb|right|Sabrina violating another performer.]]
Literally the month after that infamous performance, Sabrina added a provocative twist to her performance of "Bed Chem." As a curtain dropped to the ground, audience members' eyes were violated to the brim as they witnessed the human blow up doll-looking whore engaging in a simulated sexual act with a man in bed. This daring moment left many concertgoers, especially those attending with family so uncomfortable that they wished that very performance lead to Sabrina [[prison rape|going to jail and gleefully dropping all the soap bars there]]. However, other people felt like the moment was no big deal because they're hypersexual losers who spend their days collecting as much dick cheese and vaginal goo as they can (and probably lick their hands each time they do so).

One of her most [[lie|surprising]] moments on stage occurred in November 2024 during a concert in California. While singing her song "Juno," Harpenter knelt down and held the microphone above her in a suggestive manner, opening and closing her mouth as if she was sucking on a dick as big as one whole human being. Wait! But why is that something everyone didn't expect? [https://genius.com/Sabrina-carpenter-juno-lyrics The lyrics explicitly express her feelings of being a horny whore!]. It was such an abomination, one person said that Sabrina is one step away from doing some more attention whoring by starting an OnlyFans account. Only time can tell when that's going to become a reality.

[[File:Sabrina begs for more followers at 26.png|175px|thumb|left|LOL How degenerate does she think people are that they'd want to follow her after each and every shitshow from her?]]
[[File:Sabrinas fat ass in short shorts.png|200px|thumb|right|Her ass is wayyyyy too '''fat''' for those shorts!]]
=== Her assy responses to all the complaints about her performances ===
<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|I feel like I’ve learned a lot more about sexuality through writing those than people think... I think people think I’m just obnoxiously horny, when in reality, writing them comes from the ability to not be fearful of your sexuality| No, Sabrina, you did sexual acts in front of thousands of [[Pedophilia|CHILDREN]]
|But you'll still get the occasional mother that has a strong opinion on how you should be dressing. And to that I just say, don't come to the show and that's OK| Sabrina responding to those whose ears she violated with her music|}}</center>
{{clear}}
== Say Sabrina, I hear you like em' young! ==
While addressing the crowd, Sabrina aimed to offer a fan some insights on life and relationships. When the fan mentioned she was only 16, Sabrina playfully remarked that she had ample time ahead and was in the "learning about people" phase of her life, not having one ounce of concern that some people just don't get the urge to be as sexually devious as her. But then again, [[Donald Trump|The Great Mighty Donald of America]] once said, "A sexual dynamic is always present between people, unless you are asexual.", because obviously he treats the existence of asexual people (or at least the people who are actively keeping their desires to themselves) far better than Sabrina Cravestoomuchcarbsenter.

{{quote|Have you listened to the album?"| Sabrina asked the jailbait fan about songs about her hypersexuality}}

<center>'''One moment later...'''</center>
{{quote|How are you feeling? Would you say you're feeling quite sad? Or perhaps angry? Or would you say you are...horny?}}

<center>'''After remembering the fan's age...'''</center>
{{quote|Wait, I shouldn't have asked you that. You're underage. Oh my god, oh my god! Are you just, like, excited to meet new people?}}

That's right! She asked a [[Jailbait|SIXTEEN YEAR OLD FEMALE KID]] about feeling the very emotion that everyone under the age of 18 are legally too young to understand entirely! Sabrina somehow managed to stay appealing to her die hard fans who can't control the nerve to squirt weird white (sometimes red) goop in their pants to her shitshows every time after frantically trying to make herself seem innocent after having just assumed a teenager's level of sexual feelings. <s>Lord, can you imagine if the genders were reversed? The whole world would have turned against her by now!</s> Oh wait, [[P Diddy|something similar]] has already happened before!

<center>'''And here she is participating in a group of unfunny hacks portraying middle schoolers in grossly sexual ways!'''</center>
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92-2DNF-jTU</youtube></center>

== Catching the attention of [[PETA]] with her outfits ==
The self proclaimed "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals" are already '''in'''famous for shaming people who can't resist the taste of beef, chicken, pork, fish, and so many other forms of animal flesh. But wait! They don't stop there! They also hate it when people wear fur on their clothes. Little Sabrina thought she could turn them on by trying to look "sexy" while wearing them.
<center><big>'''But she failed miserably'''</big></center>
<center>
<gallery>
File:Sabrina pisses PETA off 1.png|
File:Sabrina pisses PETA off 2.png|
File:Sabrina pisses PETA off 3.png|
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File:Sabrina pisses PETA off 5.png|
</gallery>
</center>
==External Links ==
* [https://www.thelist.com/1738195/times-sabrina-carpenter-was-inappropriate-on-stage/ Sabrina is a freakin' whore and she knows it!]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/sabrinacarpentersnark/comments/1lcqzdj/sabrina_carpenter_lolita_juno_pedobait_jailbait/ Whole ass thread exposing Sabrina]
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{{Pedoseries}}
[[Category:People]]

Wicked (Movie)

2025-11-21T08:40:32Z

YeagerBomberman: /* How to drive your fans away: Wicked Edition */

[[File:Wicked 2024 movie poster.jpeg|thumb|right|200px]]
'''''Wicked''''' is yet another adaptation of the ''Wizard of Oz'', as if cinema really needed another ''Wizard of Oz'' [[fanfiction]] approved for the big screen— and get this; it's a musical. Well if this movie is so forgettable, then why does it even warrant an [[ED]] article? Most of the controversies surrounding this film have not to do with the film itself perse, but with its subsequent marketing mishaps, its [[dyke|dykish]] fanbase and the bald chocolate [[negress]] who leads the role as a duel protagonist and thinks this movie was supposed to be about ''her'' and not the character she was playing.

==Wicked.com==
[[File:Wicked doll pornsite.png|thumb|Glinda on the shelf just waiting to get shoved up some random Wicked fan's vagina]]
As with all big-shot movies that come out, so does a line of merchandise and toys along side it to scrub any last monetary value it can from its consumerist fanbase. Whoever was designing the boxes for these ''Wicked'' [[barbie]] dolls clearly fucked up because they accidentally linked their website as Wicked.com (a [[porn]] site) instead of Wickedmovie.com.
{{tinyquote|We deeply regret this unfortunate error and are taking immediate action to remedy this...Consumers who already have the product are advised to discard the product packaging or obscure the link and may contact Mattel customer service for further information|Mattel themselves}}
{{clear}}
== Behind the Scenes ==
[[File:Wicked Actresses on Set.png|300px|thumb|right|Have these bitches been doing crack cocaine?]]
[[File:Glinda body doubles.png|300px|thumb|left|Jesus! How much was Ariana getting laid?]]
<center>'''The two Dykes of Oz themselves!'''</center>
<center><gallery>
File:Spicy Wicked BTS13.png| They must be watching 2 Girls 1 Cup to prepare for the bloopers.
File:Spicy Wicked BTS12.png| Tastes like an all female orgy under the sea!
File:Spicy Wicked BTS11.png| Filming something for the movie's infamous porn site?
File:Spicy Wicked BTS10.png| The back of her head must smell like millions of shrimps at a Diddy Party.
File:Spicy Wicked BTS9.png| Look! Our lesbian affair scared muh girlfriend!
</gallery></center>

Because Ariana was so busy having sex with Ethan after stealing him from his high school sweetheart after using her sexually provocative magic to make his shriveled up dick dance all the way to her ridiculously hungry cum rag of a coochie, the producers of the movie had to hire '''SEVENTEEN''' actresses that volunteered for their whorehouse of a filming studio to serve as a stunt double in between the scenes of filming and Ariana ravaging the shit out of Ethan's balls in bed. Oh, it looks like Ethan wasn't the only man Ariana casted her hypersexual spell on. That other man was...
<center>'''Jonathan Bailey!? A homosexual in the real world!?'''</center>
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==Drama Llamas==
=== Llama Number One ===
{{Template:Addtoget|[[File:Wicked poster original.jpeg|thumb|center|<center>Original movie poster</center>|150px]]|[[File:Wicked poster playwrite.png|thumb|center|<center>Original playwright poster</center>|150px]]|[[File:Wicked poster shoop.jpeg|thumb|center|<center>Fan shoop</center>|150px]]}}
[[File:Cynthias reaction to the poster.png|275px|thumb|right|{{colortext|green|<center><big>'''TRIGGERED'''</big></center>}}]]
'''Cynthia Erivo''', the self-absorbed actress behind {{colortext|green|Elphaba, the Wicked Witch}}, got offended because one of her fans made fanart for her. By shadowing out her eyes on the original movie poster, Cynthia saw this as trying to "erase" ''her'' and she decided to go full bitch mode over it. Additionally, she was equally [[offended]] by an [[AI artwork|AI generated video]] of [[:File:Wicked ai meme 2.webm|her character having a sissy fight]] with the pink bitch and this talentless tartlet named Charli XCX wearing greenface while promoting a single she did with the very woman Negrivo had one hell of a crush on. Her drama-whoring did nothing to stop the [[trolls]] however, and in fact garnered their attention so that more memes and shoops would ultimately be made. It got to a point where she was making burner accounts to fight with the people criticizing her as if she's some cringeworthy kid who specializes in the infamous "Stop Disliking My Videos" videos. Since Elphaba and Glinda are obvious dykes, the "Is your pussy green?" quotes eventually became a thing too.
[[File:Cynthia being a bitch 2.png|275px|thumb|right|Look out, Charli! You got a wannabe yandere up your ass!]]
[[File:Cynthia being a bitch.png|300px|right|]]
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|[[File:Wicked ai meme 1.webm|400px]] <center>'''Cynthia Erivo nomming on some chckn.'''</center>
|[[File:Wicked ai meme 2.webm|400px]] <center>'''Cynthia Erivo having a sissy fit with [[Ariana Grande]].'''</center>
|[[File:Wicked ai meme 3.mp4|400px]] <center>'''Cynthia Erivo nomming on some [[watermelonz]].'''</center>
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<center>'''Cynthia Erivo making a cameo appearance in [[Mumkey Jones]]' Madea Movie Marathon.''' <youtube>ZafYbRPUq80</youtube></center>
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=== Llamas Number Two and Three ===
[[File:Cynthia Erivo exposed.png|250px|thumb|right|Poor Amanda Seyfried! She spent 5 years trying to earn the role of Glinda before that Grande puta, Ariana, stole the role from her in addition to someone's husband]]

'''[[Ariana Grande| Ariana Grande-Putana]]''' is a promiscuous whore who lured ugly soulless ginger Ethan Slater away from his high school sweetheart. After years of acting nigga-ly to gain attention from the black community, she decided to wash out every ounce of melanin within her for the role of the other Dyke of Oz, {{colortext|magenta|Glinda the "Good" Witch}} who is actually a stuck up bitch both in the movie and in real life. Because of how much Ariana battled through the smell of fish after a dozen rounds of group sex just to give her a kiss on the cheek like the queerbaiting puta grande she is, Cynthia thought the two other bitches who could have been Glinda didn't do good enough in terms of making her flick the bean better than her current girlfriend does during a mutual bean-flicking session. Because of her simping for the very singer who really likes to sing about being fucked until her pussy starts to hurt 24/7, those losers who like to feast on their genital fluids as they watch two women fall in love with each other started shipping the two actresses behind the Dykes of Oz in real life to a point where Ariana tried to beat the sapphic allegations (and failed miserably).
[[File:Lilly Jays sad words about Ethan.png|190px|thumb|left|BAWWWWWWW]]
[[File:Cynthia with the mean girls.png|250px|thumb|right|Now THIS will make Cynigthia's blood boil like the Wicked Witch does!]]
[[File:Arianas first Oscar award.png|260px|right|]]

<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZaWrUBS5Is</youtube> '''And she has no shame about stealing stupid, vulnerable men from other women!''' </center>
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File:Calling out ugly ass Ethan.mp4|Yup! He really left his wife for overhyped pussy
File:Meme about Ariana.png| She pulled a Michael Jackson just for a role!
File:Pink Underwear Comment.png| Invested in your character's underwear? WTF?
File:Feminut.png| Is this why Ariana doesn't like to call herself [[bisexual]]?
File:Mockumentary about Ethaniana.png| The Legend of Ethan: Leaving My Wife for a Whore
File:FrankieSlater.png| Thank goodness Frankie [[faggot| likes it up the ass.]]
File:Daltons sister exposing Ariana.png| Ariana's ex sister in law calling her slutty ass out
File:Ethan the incel.png| Typical Ethan-cel
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[[File:Ethan and Ariana exposed.png|250px|thumb|right|Proof that there was cheating]]
'''Ethan Slater''' was previously known for portraying the human version of SpongeBob Squarepants in a Broadway musical dedicated to the series. He had a seemingly luxurious life with a psychologist for a wife whom he was dating since college after meeting in high school. Despite all his cast mates in the SpongeBob Broadway calling his former wife a "cunt", he still loved her regardless. All that changed when he came on set of Wicked, when he was stupid enough to fall under Ariana's hypersexual spell that lured his shrimpy little dick to battle through the fishy odor of Ariana's endlessly hungry cumdumpster, leading to the two newly formed lovebirds to divorce from their respective spouses. A month after the movie released, the very woman whom Ethan left in favor of Ariana Grande's overused coochie [https://www.salon.com/2024/12/20/ethan-slater-lilly-jay-ariana-grande-wicked/ released an essay] detailing how depressed she is with the promotion of a movie where her high school sweetheart left her for a hypersexual whore. Of course, even as Ethan expected Ariana's fandom full of horny faggots and deranged jailbait to be nice to him because he left his wife to be with some whore even filthier under the covers, '''everyone''', even Ariana's most insufferable fans out there, disapproved of how Ethancel left his wife all alone to raise their child. Time can only tell when Ariana gets sick of ugly Ethan's small dick and moves onto the dick of another married man.

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=== Llama Number Four ===
[[File:Bowen trying to be a thirst trap.png|250px|thumb|right| Sorry, ladies, Bowen hates all women! Well, except for Ariana.]]
[[File:Bowen the simp.png|250px|thumb|right|No Ariana, Bowen don't want your pussy! But he'll gladly take your brother's dick!]]
[[File:Ethan fighting Bowen.png|250px|thumb|right|And here we thought Bowen was actually in love with Ethan!]]
'''Bowen Yang''' is a talentless, chinky [[faggot]] who blathers nonstop about how much he loves [[buttsecks]] to a point where he thinks it's "puritanical" and "unqueer" for a woman to get upset over her high school sweetheart cheating on her because he can't stop dreaming about dicks up his hairy, smelly, shit crusted anus. Ariana is probably the only woman Bowen will kiss the ass of <s>like many gay men would do because they're pretty much hypersexual women stuck inside the body of a man</s> because she [https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ariana-grande-recalls-helping-bowen-203736332.html/ "helped"] him get a meaningless role in the movie despite him rejecting her pussy in favor of endless dick. There is, however, a high chance that he was butt-fucking Ethan's look-a-like, Frankie, until he had trouble shitting due to the excruciating pain in his ass every night. So maybe he wants to stay on Frankie's good side to keep on getting a fresh serving of cum up his butt.
{{quote|There is such an unqueer, puritanical Christian way we are approaching marriage in the discourse, Everyone’s being very like, ‘the sanctity of marriage,’ and, of course, it is so much more complicated than that.|The unfunny faggot failing to accept reality}}
Turns out Bowen was also sticking his finger up his cum-ridden ass each time Ethan and fellow <s>closeted bisexual</s> homosexual, Johnathan Bailey, were changing clothes between scenes because he wanted so badly for them to thrust their dicks up his ass to the point where his poop will be 100% covered in sweet, sweet semen. Bowen claimed that he couldn't think of a more platonic straight guy-gay guy friendship than whatever he had with Ethan because he was always fucking himself both front and back at the thought of actually dating the ugly ginger who scares blind people with his face alone, even calling him a life preserver despite strongly disliking the idea of making contact with all kinds of vagina out there (including Ariana's, surprisingly). Who knows, maybe he was also pulling down his pants, rubbing his teeny peeny all over Ethan behind Ariana's back with every chance he got!
{{quote|You were supposed to see Jonathan Bailey in his full shirtless glory, flexing, and then Boq being insecure and wanting to look hot too, like take his shirt off. But then it's like, Oh, wait, Ethan's got a great body.| Bowen on a podcast with Trisha Paytas, simping for men that aren't going to fuck him}}
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== Cringey Ass Interviews ==
[[File:LOL she dont know this was made to mock her.png|250px|thumb|left|How do we tell this bitch that this picture came from a thread made to melt her the same way the Wicked Witch did in the original Wizard of Oz?]]
[[File:Someone had to say this you know.png|250px|thumb|right|Ha ha ha! This guy gets it!]]
[[File:Wicked fan roasting Ariana and Cynthia.png|250px|thumb|right|Melt those bitches real good!]]
[[File:Get them Michelle!.png|250px|thumb|left|They're all going to die from dehydration.]]

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|I am watching you guys in the press tour. You’re obviously in love with each other.| Paul Mescal of Gladiator II
|We are horrible… insufferable… it’s bad.| Ariana failing to beat the allegations of her being a half dyke|}}

<center>'''Warning: You might melt from sheer cringe!'''</center>

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[[File:MJ syndrome hitting Ariana hard.png|250px|thumb|left|Fetishists would call this a sign of sexual arousal. The BLM section of the woke community would call the poster racist]]
[[File:Trying to beat the lezzie allegations.png|250px|thumb|right|Oh? It was all a LIE!]]

<center>'''And then the two bitches proceeded to generate lulz at a Drag Race show of all things'''</center>
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==Fanbase==
[[File:Wicked wojaks.jpeg|300px|right|]]
{{quote|Audience members at “Wicked,” reports say, are culture-less barbarians who can barely comprehend that they are outside of their own home. They’re a pack of whiny preschoolers who paint their faces green and make a scene as they shriek the songs of Stephen Schwartz to the extreme irritation of those around them.|[https://nypost.com/2024/11/30/entertainment/wicked-brings-out-the-worst-behavior-in-obnoxious-selfish-fans/ The New York Post]}}
[[File:Wicked lesbian fetish.mp4|300px|right|thumb|Let two women be friends, you filthy faggots!]]
''Wicked'' [[fangirls]] are a bunch of obnoxious queers who obsess over a mediocre movie and like making it worse by throwing in a dash of [[shipping]] culture. Their primary pastime is appearing at movie theaters to sing along with their ratched voices to songs in the movie and recording scenes from it on their [[iphone]]s, of course oblivious to the fact they are committing [[piracy]] (yet again, not that piracy is real theft anyways. Charging people to view that shitty movie definitely is theft, however. If for some reason you actually wanted to watch this movie, don't go looking around for it on [[TikTok|ShitTok]]; just go to 123movies and spare your ears from the screeching and instead go deaf from the unbearable musical scores.) If I didn't mention already, ''Wicked'' fangirls are massive dykes who also obsess over the supposed subtext behind Elphaba and Glinda's implied [[lesbianism]]; and if they're not fangirls then they're male lesbian-fetishists. A sequel to the movie called ''Wicked: For Good'' was announced and it is rumored to dive deeper into the lesbian aspects of Elphaba and Glinda's life; maybe even featuring a [[gay kiss]]. If true, it is expected that the collective reverberation of their [[squee|squeeing]] will cause an earthquake so massive that [[fundamentalist]]s will mistake it for the [[Rapture|biblical apocalypse]]. The lesbian fetishism got so out of hand that even [https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/ariana-grande-cynthia-erivo-married-people-think-1235898640/ the bitch who said Glinda might be "a little bit in the closet" had to reassure people that she and the green-skinned bitch were not dating in real life.]
[[File:Stupid Wicked Fans.png|250px|right|thumb|The bitch in glasses definitely ate all the theater's snacks after sitting on her fat dimply ass for almost 3 hours]]

<center>'''In fact, the fandom is so bad that even Papa Meat made a compilation of just how cringe they are in theaters!'''</center>
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQDyCOIHskQ</youtube></center>
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== How to drive your fans away: Wicked Edition ==
===Resorting to AI Slop and cheap photoshop===
[[File:Buzzfeed fag ratios Pop Base.png|thumb|450px|right|Even this faggot who used to work for Buzzfeed gets it!]]
[[File:AI used in the movie.png|450px|thumb|right| But wait! Even before that, people saw the first movie and some of their posters '''using AI as well''']]
Then, in August 2025, Wicked's marketing team decided to sneak AI into their posters and try to cover it up as much as they could, but failed miserably. Of course people were NOT happy about that. Especially with how Negrivo threw a big bitch tantrum over the AI videos of her and La Puta Grande fighting. This all lead to people starting boycotts along with some little kids and fellow SJW snowflakes sending a bunch of anonymous messages to everyone they could, calling everyone who enjoyed the film despite being against AI hypocrites, cancelling the Wicked fans who still liked the movie the same way they all cancel people who say anything "positive" about [[The Donald]]. As if using AI in the Glinda poster wasn't bad enough, the designers also decided to copy and paste the same flying monkeys over and over again on top of an AI-generated background.
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Flash forward to Halloween of that same year, Wicked's marketing decided to double the fuck down by using AI on pictures of random people. Of course, the next week, Jon Chu had to lie his ass off on how "scared" he is of artificial intelligence being used in a way that everyone (except some people) condemn for the sake of saving the movie's reputation. Of course, this backfired because he let the fucking marketing team sneak in AI-generated enhancements without even checking twice.
<center>'''See the big masterpiece of a salon tool yourself:'''</center>
[[File:Wickeds Get Swankified Tool.png|600px|center]]
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=== Catering to Israel===
[[File:Wicked working with Israel.png|250px|thumb|right|The crew thought they could get away with it by taking down the post. Well, too late! The damage has already been done!]]
Literally two days prior to the infamous salon tool released on their site, Wicked managed to piss off all the "FreePalestine" people just by promoting ''Wicked: One Wonderful Night'' in Israel while Israel is actively slaughtering Palestenians as if they were working in a butcher house. Some users have rallied for a boycott, others demanded that the screening be scrapped entirely. NBC and Universal decided to ignore their cancelling of their studio and proceeded to tout the special as a delightful blend of music, film clips, and star performances, insisting it’s not a political statement. The irony is palpable: Wicked serves as an allegory for intolerance and racism, featuring Elphaba’s battle for social acceptance due to her green skin. The movement to boycott a musical special if it’s screened in Israel, along with pressure on networks not to air it here, represents a hilariously alarming escalation to silence Israeli audiences entirely, not caring about all the Palestenians living in Israel.

<center>'''But even before that, some of the actors who worked on this film got exposed for having a preference for Israel over Palestine!'''</center>
{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|In March 2024, six months into the Zionist entity's escalated genocide against Palestinians, Cynthia Erivo performed at a fundraiser for war criminal Joe Biden... The event raised a record 26 million dollars. Through his role as President of "the United States" Biden has been bankrolling the genocide in Gaza by providing the Israel Occupation Forces with constant weapons.| [https://www.reversecanarymission.org/person/cynthia-erivo-672d71afe1decceb26979cd8 Reverse Canary Mission's statement on Elphaba]
|Jeff Goldblum signed the "No Hostage Left Behind" open letter thanking president Joe Biden, who has directly enabled the Israeli genocide and ethnic cleansing campaign in occupied Palestine...Jeff Goldblum has repeatedly whitewashed Israel through tourism, conflating Zionism with Judaism and even thanked Joe Biden for his active support of Israel's genocide in occupied Palestine. | [https://www.reversecanarymission.org/person/jeff-goldblum-656bbd8770bc542ff9bddd1b Reverse Canary Mission's entry on The Wizard of Oz himself]
|In 2020, he asked if Islam was "anti-homosexuality" and "anti-woman" while judging an episode of RuPaul's Drag Race and then in 2023, Goldblum signed a letter thanking Joe Biden for "his unshakable moral conviction, leadership, and support for the Jewish people" in his arming of the Israeli Occupation Forces to commit genocide against Palestinians. | [https://www.reversecanarymission.org/person/jeff-goldblum-656bbd8770bc542ff9bddd1b Reverse Canary Mission's entry on The Wizard of Oz himself]
|In February 2021, Keala Settle joined notorious Zionist celebrities to raise two million dollars for settler hospitals on Occupied Palestinian land. The fundraiser was hosted by Hadassah, The Women's Zionist Organization of America.|[https://www.reversecanarymission.org/person/keala-settle-674b5acddfb73bd95cd8af13 Reverse Canary Mission's entry on... Who?]}}

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==See Also==
*[[Avatar (movie)]] / [[Avatar Gay Drama]]
*[[Fanfic lesbians]]
*[[Harry Potter]]
*[[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]]

==External Links==
*[https://www.wicked.com/ Wicked.com] - Their official website.
*[https://www.wattpad.com/stories/gelphie Read fanfictions about a fanfiction]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1dg2rcf/new_information_about_lillyethan_and_daltonariana/ Someone busting Ariana for cheating on her now ex husband]

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[[Category:2024]]

Wicked (Movie)

2025-11-21T05:57:59Z

YeagerBomberman:

[[File:Wicked 2024 movie poster.jpeg|thumb|right|200px]]
'''''Wicked''''' is yet another adaptation of the ''Wizard of Oz'', as if cinema really needed another ''Wizard of Oz'' [[fanfiction]] approved for the big screen— and get this; it's a musical. Well if this movie is so forgettable, then why does it even warrant an [[ED]] article? Most of the controversies surrounding this film have not to do with the film itself perse, but with its subsequent marketing mishaps, its [[dyke|dykish]] fanbase and the bald chocolate [[negress]] who leads the role as a duel protagonist and thinks this movie was supposed to be about ''her'' and not the character she was playing.

==Wicked.com==
[[File:Wicked doll pornsite.png|thumb|Glinda on the shelf just waiting to get shoved up some random Wicked fan's vagina]]
As with all big-shot movies that come out, so does a line of merchandise and toys along side it to scrub any last monetary value it can from its consumerist fanbase. Whoever was designing the boxes for these ''Wicked'' [[barbie]] dolls clearly fucked up because they accidentally linked their website as Wicked.com (a [[porn]] site) instead of Wickedmovie.com.
{{tinyquote|We deeply regret this unfortunate error and are taking immediate action to remedy this...Consumers who already have the product are advised to discard the product packaging or obscure the link and may contact Mattel customer service for further information|Mattel themselves}}
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== Behind the Scenes ==
[[File:Wicked Actresses on Set.png|300px|thumb|right|Have these bitches been doing crack cocaine?]]
[[File:Glinda body doubles.png|300px|thumb|left|Jesus! How much was Ariana getting laid?]]
<center>'''The two Dykes of Oz themselves!'''</center>
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File:Spicy Wicked BTS13.png| They must be watching 2 Girls 1 Cup to prepare for the bloopers.
File:Spicy Wicked BTS12.png| Tastes like an all female orgy under the sea!
File:Spicy Wicked BTS11.png| Filming something for the movie's infamous porn site?
File:Spicy Wicked BTS10.png| The back of her head must smell like millions of shrimps at a Diddy Party.
File:Spicy Wicked BTS9.png| Look! Our lesbian affair scared muh girlfriend!
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Because Ariana was so busy having sex with Ethan after stealing him from his high school sweetheart after using her sexually provocative magic to make his shriveled up dick dance all the way to her ridiculously hungry cum rag of a coochie, the producers of the movie had to hire '''SEVENTEEN''' actresses that volunteered for their whorehouse of a filming studio to serve as a stunt double in between the scenes of filming and Ariana ravaging the shit out of Ethan's balls in bed. Oh, it looks like Ethan wasn't the only man Ariana casted her hypersexual spell on. That other man was...
<center>'''Jonathan Bailey!? A homosexual in the real world!?'''</center>
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==Drama Llamas==
=== Llama Number One ===
{{Template:Addtoget|[[File:Wicked poster original.jpeg|thumb|center|<center>Original movie poster</center>|150px]]|[[File:Wicked poster playwrite.png|thumb|center|<center>Original playwright poster</center>|150px]]|[[File:Wicked poster shoop.jpeg|thumb|center|<center>Fan shoop</center>|150px]]}}
[[File:Cynthias reaction to the poster.png|275px|thumb|right|{{colortext|green|<center><big>'''TRIGGERED'''</big></center>}}]]
'''Cynthia Erivo''', the self-absorbed actress behind {{colortext|green|Elphaba, the Wicked Witch}}, got offended because one of her fans made fanart for her. By shadowing out her eyes on the original movie poster, Cynthia saw this as trying to "erase" ''her'' and she decided to go full bitch mode over it. Additionally, she was equally [[offended]] by an [[AI artwork|AI generated video]] of [[:File:Wicked ai meme 2.webm|her character having a sissy fight]] with the pink bitch and this talentless tartlet named Charli XCX wearing greenface while promoting a single she did with the very woman Negrivo had one hell of a crush on. Her drama-whoring did nothing to stop the [[trolls]] however, and in fact garnered their attention so that more memes and shoops would ultimately be made. It got to a point where she was making burner accounts to fight with the people criticizing her as if she's some cringeworthy kid who specializes in the infamous "Stop Disliking My Videos" videos. Since Elphaba and Glinda are obvious dykes, the "Is your pussy green?" quotes eventually became a thing too.
[[File:Cynthia being a bitch 2.png|275px|thumb|right|Look out, Charli! You got a wannabe yandere up your ass!]]
[[File:Cynthia being a bitch.png|300px|right|]]
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<center>'''Cynthia Erivo making a cameo appearance in [[Mumkey Jones]]' Madea Movie Marathon.''' <youtube>ZafYbRPUq80</youtube></center>
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=== Llamas Number Two and Three ===
[[File:Cynthia Erivo exposed.png|250px|thumb|right|Poor Amanda Seyfried! She spent 5 years trying to earn the role of Glinda before that Grande puta, Ariana, stole the role from her in addition to someone's husband]]

'''[[Ariana Grande| Ariana Grande-Putana]]''' is a promiscuous whore who lured ugly soulless ginger Ethan Slater away from his high school sweetheart. After years of acting nigga-ly to gain attention from the black community, she decided to wash out every ounce of melanin within her for the role of the other Dyke of Oz, {{colortext|magenta|Glinda the "Good" Witch}} who is actually a stuck up bitch both in the movie and in real life. Because of how much Ariana battled through the smell of fish after a dozen rounds of group sex just to give her a kiss on the cheek like the queerbaiting puta grande she is, Cynthia thought the two other bitches who could have been Glinda didn't do good enough in terms of making her flick the bean better than her current girlfriend does during a mutual bean-flicking session. Because of her simping for the very singer who really likes to sing about being fucked until her pussy starts to hurt 24/7, those losers who like to feast on their genital fluids as they watch two women fall in love with each other started shipping the two actresses behind the Dykes of Oz in real life to a point where Ariana tried to beat the sapphic allegations (and failed miserably).
[[File:Lilly Jays sad words about Ethan.png|190px|thumb|left|BAWWWWWWW]]
[[File:Cynthia with the mean girls.png|250px|thumb|right|Now THIS will make Cynigthia's blood boil like the Wicked Witch does!]]
[[File:Arianas first Oscar award.png|260px|right|]]

<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZaWrUBS5Is</youtube> '''And she has no shame about stealing stupid, vulnerable men from other women!''' </center>
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File:Calling out ugly ass Ethan.mp4|Yup! He really left his wife for overhyped pussy
File:Meme about Ariana.png| She pulled a Michael Jackson just for a role!
File:Pink Underwear Comment.png| Invested in your character's underwear? WTF?
File:Feminut.png| Is this why Ariana doesn't like to call herself [[bisexual]]?
File:Mockumentary about Ethaniana.png| The Legend of Ethan: Leaving My Wife for a Whore
File:FrankieSlater.png| Thank goodness Frankie [[faggot| likes it up the ass.]]
File:Daltons sister exposing Ariana.png| Ariana's ex sister in law calling her slutty ass out
File:Ethan the incel.png| Typical Ethan-cel
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[[File:Ethan and Ariana exposed.png|250px|thumb|right|Proof that there was cheating]]
'''Ethan Slater''' was previously known for portraying the human version of SpongeBob Squarepants in a Broadway musical dedicated to the series. He had a seemingly luxurious life with a psychologist for a wife whom he was dating since college after meeting in high school. Despite all his cast mates in the SpongeBob Broadway calling his former wife a "cunt", he still loved her regardless. All that changed when he came on set of Wicked, when he was stupid enough to fall under Ariana's hypersexual spell that lured his shrimpy little dick to battle through the fishy odor of Ariana's endlessly hungry cumdumpster, leading to the two newly formed lovebirds to divorce from their respective spouses. A month after the movie released, the very woman whom Ethan left in favor of Ariana Grande's overused coochie [https://www.salon.com/2024/12/20/ethan-slater-lilly-jay-ariana-grande-wicked/ released an essay] detailing how depressed she is with the promotion of a movie where her high school sweetheart left her for a hypersexual whore. Of course, even as Ethan expected Ariana's fandom full of horny faggots and deranged jailbait to be nice to him because he left his wife to be with some whore even filthier under the covers, '''everyone''', even Ariana's most insufferable fans out there, disapproved of how Ethancel left his wife all alone to raise their child. Time can only tell when Ariana gets sick of ugly Ethan's small dick and moves onto the dick of another married man.

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=== Llama Number Four ===
[[File:Bowen trying to be a thirst trap.png|250px|thumb|right| Sorry, ladies, Bowen hates all women! Well, except for Ariana.]]
[[File:Bowen the simp.png|250px|thumb|right|No Ariana, Bowen don't want your pussy! But he'll gladly take your brother's dick!]]
[[File:Ethan fighting Bowen.png|250px|thumb|right|And here we thought Bowen was actually in love with Ethan!]]
'''Bowen Yang''' is a talentless, chinky [[faggot]] who blathers nonstop about how much he loves [[buttsecks]] to a point where he thinks it's "puritanical" and "unqueer" for a woman to get upset over her high school sweetheart cheating on her because he can't stop dreaming about dicks up his hairy, smelly, shit crusted anus. Ariana is probably the only woman Bowen will kiss the ass of <s>like many gay men would do because they're pretty much hypersexual women stuck inside the body of a man</s> because she [https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ariana-grande-recalls-helping-bowen-203736332.html/ "helped"] him get a meaningless role in the movie despite him rejecting her pussy in favor of endless dick. There is, however, a high chance that he was butt-fucking Ethan's look-a-like, Frankie, until he had trouble shitting due to the excruciating pain in his ass every night. So maybe he wants to stay on Frankie's good side to keep on getting a fresh serving of cum up his butt.
{{quote|There is such an unqueer, puritanical Christian way we are approaching marriage in the discourse, Everyone’s being very like, ‘the sanctity of marriage,’ and, of course, it is so much more complicated than that.|The unfunny faggot failing to accept reality}}
Turns out Bowen was also sticking his finger up his cum-ridden ass each time Ethan and fellow <s>closeted bisexual</s> homosexual, Johnathan Bailey, were changing clothes between scenes because he wanted so badly for them to thrust their dicks up his ass to the point where his poop will be 100% covered in sweet, sweet semen. Bowen claimed that he couldn't think of a more platonic straight guy-gay guy friendship than whatever he had with Ethan because he was always fucking himself both front and back at the thought of actually dating the ugly ginger who scares blind people with his face alone, even calling him a life preserver despite strongly disliking the idea of making contact with all kinds of vagina out there (including Ariana's, surprisingly). Who knows, maybe he was also pulling down his pants, rubbing his teeny peeny all over Ethan behind Ariana's back with every chance he got!
{{quote|You were supposed to see Jonathan Bailey in his full shirtless glory, flexing, and then Boq being insecure and wanting to look hot too, like take his shirt off. But then it's like, Oh, wait, Ethan's got a great body.| Bowen on a podcast with Trisha Paytas, simping for men that aren't going to fuck him}}
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== Cringey Ass Interviews ==
[[File:LOL she dont know this was made to mock her.png|250px|thumb|left|How do we tell this bitch that this picture came from a thread made to melt her the same way the Wicked Witch did in the original Wizard of Oz?]]
[[File:Someone had to say this you know.png|250px|thumb|right|Ha ha ha! This guy gets it!]]
[[File:Wicked fan roasting Ariana and Cynthia.png|250px|thumb|right|Melt those bitches real good!]]
[[File:Get them Michelle!.png|250px|thumb|left|They're all going to die from dehydration.]]

{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|I am watching you guys in the press tour. You’re obviously in love with each other.| Paul Mescal of Gladiator II
|We are horrible… insufferable… it’s bad.| Ariana failing to beat the allegations of her being a half dyke|}}

<center>'''Warning: You might melt from sheer cringe!'''</center>

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[[File:MJ syndrome hitting Ariana hard.png|250px|thumb|left|Fetishists would call this a sign of sexual arousal. The BLM section of the woke community would call the poster racist]]
[[File:Trying to beat the lezzie allegations.png|250px|thumb|right|Oh? It was all a LIE!]]

<center>'''And then the two bitches proceeded to generate lulz at a Drag Race show of all things'''</center>
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==Fanbase==
[[File:Wicked wojaks.jpeg|300px|right|]]
{{quote|Audience members at “Wicked,” reports say, are culture-less barbarians who can barely comprehend that they are outside of their own home. They’re a pack of whiny preschoolers who paint their faces green and make a scene as they shriek the songs of Stephen Schwartz to the extreme irritation of those around them.|[https://nypost.com/2024/11/30/entertainment/wicked-brings-out-the-worst-behavior-in-obnoxious-selfish-fans/ The New York Post]}}
[[File:Wicked lesbian fetish.mp4|300px|right|thumb|Let two women be friends, you filthy faggots!]]
''Wicked'' [[fangirls]] are a bunch of obnoxious queers who obsess over a mediocre movie and like making it worse by throwing in a dash of [[shipping]] culture. Their primary pastime is appearing at movie theaters to sing along with their ratched voices to songs in the movie and recording scenes from it on their [[iphone]]s, of course oblivious to the fact they are committing [[piracy]] (yet again, not that piracy is real theft anyways. Charging people to view that shitty movie definitely is theft, however. If for some reason you actually wanted to watch this movie, don't go looking around for it on [[TikTok|ShitTok]]; just go to 123movies and spare your ears from the screeching and instead go deaf from the unbearable musical scores.) If I didn't mention already, ''Wicked'' fangirls are massive dykes who also obsess over the supposed subtext behind Elphaba and Glinda's implied [[lesbianism]]; and if they're not fangirls then they're male lesbian-fetishists. A sequel to the movie called ''Wicked: For Good'' was announced and it is rumored to dive deeper into the lesbian aspects of Elphaba and Glinda's life; maybe even featuring a [[gay kiss]]. If true, it is expected that the collective reverberation of their [[squee|squeeing]] will cause an earthquake so massive that [[fundamentalist]]s will mistake it for the [[Rapture|biblical apocalypse]]. The lesbian fetishism got so out of hand that even [https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/ariana-grande-cynthia-erivo-married-people-think-1235898640/ the bitch who said Glinda might be "a little bit in the closet" had to reassure people that she and the green-skinned bitch were not dating in real life.]
[[File:Stupid Wicked Fans.png|250px|right|thumb|The bitch in glasses definitely ate all the theater's snacks after sitting on her fat dimply ass for almost 3 hours]]

<center>'''In fact, the fandom is so bad that even Papa Meat made a compilation of just how cringe they are in theaters!'''</center>
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQDyCOIHskQ</youtube></center>
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== How to drive your fans away: Wicked Edition ==
===Resorting to AI Slop and cheap photoshop===
[[File:Buzzfeed fag ratios Pop Base.png|thumb|450px|right|Even this faggot who used to work for buzzfeed gets it!]]
[[File:AI used in the movie.png|450px|thumb|right| But wait! Even before that, people saw the first movie and some of their posters '''using AI as well''']]
Then, in August 2025, Wicked's marketing team decided to sneak AI into their posters and try to cover it up as much as they could, but failed miserably. Of course people were NOT happy about that. Especially with how Negrivo threw a big bitch tantrum over the AI videos of her and La Puta Grande fighting. This all lead to people starting boycotts along with some little kids and fellow SJW snowflakes sending a bunch of anonymous messages to everyone they could, calling everyone who enjoyed the film despite being against AI hypocrites, cancelling the Wicked fans who still liked the movie the same way they all cancel people who look up to [[The Donald]]. As if using AI in the Glinda poster wasn't bad enough, the designers also decided to copy and paste the same flying monkeys over and over again on top of an AI-generated background.
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Flash forward to Halloween of that same year, Wicked's marketing decided to double the fuck down by using AI on pictures of random people. Of course, the next week, Jon Chu had to lie his ass off on how "scared" he is of artificial intelligence being used in a way that everyone (except some people) condemn for the sake of saving the movie's reputation. Of course, this backfired because he let the fucking marketing team sneak in AI-generated enhancements without even checking twice.
<center>'''See the big masterpiece of a salon tool yourself:'''</center>
[[File:Wickeds Get Swankified Tool.png|600px|center]]
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=== Catering to Israel===
[[File:Wicked working with Israel.png|250px|thumb|right]]
Literally two days prior to the infamous salon tool released on their site, Wicked managed to piss off all the "FreePalestine" people just by promoting ''Wicked: One Wonderful Night'' in Israel while Israel is actively slaughtering Palestenians as if they were working in a butcher house. Some users have rallied for a boycott, others demanded that the screening be scrapped entirely. NBC and Universal decided to ignore their cancelling of their studio and proceeded to tout the special as a delightful blend of music, film clips, and star performances, insisting it’s not a political statement. The irony is palpable: Wicked serves as an allegory for intolerance and racism, featuring Elphaba’s battle for social acceptance due to her green skin. The movement to boycott a musical special if it’s screened in Israel, along with pressure on networks not to air it here, represents a hilariously alarming escalation to silence Israeli audiences entirely, not caring about all the Palestenians living in Israel.

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==See Also==
*[[Avatar (movie)]] / [[Avatar Gay Drama]]
*[[Fanfic lesbians]]
*[[Harry Potter]]
*[[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]]

==External Links==
*[https://www.wicked.com/ Wicked.com] - Their official website.
*[https://www.wattpad.com/stories/gelphie Read fanfictions about a fanfiction]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1dg2rcf/new_information_about_lillyethan_and_daltonariana/ Someone busting Ariana for cheating on her now ex husband]

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[[Category:2024]]

Wicked (Movie)

2025-11-21T05:53:58Z

YeagerBomberman: /* Resorting to AI Slop and cheap photoshop */

[[File:Wicked 2024 movie poster.jpeg|thumb|right|200px]]
'''''Wicked''''' is yet another adaptation of the ''Wizard of Oz'', as if cinema really needed another ''Wizard of Oz'' [[fanfiction]] approved for the big screen— and get this; it's a musical. Well if this movie is so forgettable, then why does it even warrant an [[ED]] article? Most of the controversies surrounding this film have not to do with the film itself perse, but with its subsequent marketing mishaps, its [[dyke|dykish]] fanbase and the bald chocolate [[negress]] who leads the role as a duel protagonist and thinks this movie was supposed to be about ''her'' and not the character she was playing.

==Wicked.com==
[[File:Wicked doll pornsite.png|thumb|Glinda on the shelf just waiting to get shoved up some random Wicked fan's vagina]]
As with all big-shot movies that come out, so does a line of merchandise and toys along side it to scrub any last monetary value it can from its consumerist fanbase. Whoever was designing the boxes for these ''Wicked'' [[barbie]] dolls clearly fucked up because they accidentally linked their website as Wicked.com (a [[porn]] site) instead of Wickedmovie.com.
{{tinyquote|We deeply regret this unfortunate error and are taking immediate action to remedy this...Consumers who already have the product are advised to discard the product packaging or obscure the link and may contact Mattel customer service for further information|Mattel themselves}}
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== Behind the Scenes ==
[[File:Wicked Actresses on Set.png|300px|thumb|right|Have these bitches been doing crack cocaine?]]
[[File:Glinda body doubles.png|300px|thumb|left|Jesus! How much was Ariana getting laid?]]
<center>'''The two Dykes of Oz themselves!'''</center>
<center><gallery>
File:Spicy Wicked BTS13.png| They must be watching 2 Girls 1 Cup to prepare for the bloopers.
File:Spicy Wicked BTS12.png| Tastes like an all female orgy under the sea!
File:Spicy Wicked BTS11.png| Filming something for the movie's infamous porn site?
File:Spicy Wicked BTS10.png| The back of her head must smell like millions of shrimps at a Diddy Party.
File:Spicy Wicked BTS9.png| Look! Our lesbian affair scared muh girlfriend!
</gallery></center>

Because Ariana was so busy having sex with Ethan after stealing him from his high school sweetheart after using her sexually provocative magic to make his shriveled up dick dance all the way to her ridiculously hungry cum rag of a coochie, the producers of the movie had to hire '''SEVENTEEN''' actresses that volunteered for their whorehouse of a filming studio to serve as a stunt double in between the scenes of filming and Ariana ravaging the shit out of Ethan's balls in bed. Oh, it looks like Ethan wasn't the only man Ariana casted her hypersexual spell on. That other man was...
<center>'''Jonathan Bailey!? A homosexual in the real world!?'''</center>
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==Drama Llamas==
=== Llama Number One ===
{{Template:Addtoget|[[File:Wicked poster original.jpeg|thumb|center|<center>Original movie poster</center>|150px]]|[[File:Wicked poster playwrite.png|thumb|center|<center>Original playwright poster</center>|150px]]|[[File:Wicked poster shoop.jpeg|thumb|center|<center>Fan shoop</center>|150px]]}}
[[File:Cynthias reaction to the poster.png|275px|thumb|right|{{colortext|green|<center><big>'''TRIGGERED'''</big></center>}}]]
'''Cynthia Erivo''', the self-absorbed actress behind {{colortext|green|Elphaba, the Wicked Witch}}, got offended because one of her fans made fanart for her. By shadowing out her eyes on the original movie poster, Cynthia saw this as trying to "erase" ''her'' and she decided to go full bitch mode over it. Additionally, she was equally [[offended]] by an [[AI artwork|AI generated video]] of [[:File:Wicked ai meme 2.webm|her character having a sissy fight]] with the pink bitch and this talentless tartlet named Charli XCX wearing greenface while promoting a single she did with the very woman Negrivo had one hell of a crush on. Her drama-whoring did nothing to stop the [[trolls]] however, and in fact garnered their attention so that more memes and shoops would ultimately be made. It got to a point where she was making burner accounts to fight with the people criticizing her as if she's some cringeworthy kid who specializes in the infamous "Stop Disliking My Videos" videos. Since Elphaba and Glinda are obvious dykes, the "Is your pussy green?" quotes eventually became a thing too.
[[File:Cynthia being a bitch 2.png|275px|thumb|right|Look out, Charli! You got a wannabe yandere up your ass!]]
[[File:Cynthia being a bitch.png|300px|right|]]
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|[[File:Wicked ai meme 1.webm|400px]] <center>'''Cynthia Erivo nomming on some chckn.'''</center>
|[[File:Wicked ai meme 2.webm|400px]] <center>'''Cynthia Erivo having a sissy fit with [[Ariana Grande]].'''</center>
|[[File:Wicked ai meme 3.mp4|400px]] <center>'''Cynthia Erivo nomming on some [[watermelonz]].'''</center>
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<center>'''Cynthia Erivo making a cameo appearance in [[Mumkey Jones]]' Madea Movie Marathon.''' <youtube>ZafYbRPUq80</youtube></center>
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=== Llamas Number Two and Three ===
[[File:Cynthia Erivo exposed.png|250px|thumb|right|Poor Amanda Seyfried! She spent 5 years trying to earn the role of Glinda before that Grande puta, Ariana, stole the role from her in addition to someone's husband]]

'''[[Ariana Grande| Ariana Grande-Putana]]''' is a promiscuous whore who lured ugly soulless ginger Ethan Slater away from his high school sweetheart. After years of acting nigga-ly to gain attention from the black community, she decided to wash out every ounce of melanin within her for the role of the other Dyke of Oz, {{colortext|magenta|Glinda the "Good" Witch}} who is actually a stuck up bitch both in the movie and in real life. Because of how much Ariana battled through the smell of fish after a dozen rounds of group sex just to give her a kiss on the cheek like the queerbaiting puta grande she is, Cynthia thought the two other bitches who could have been Glinda didn't do good enough in terms of making her flick the bean better than her current girlfriend does during a mutual bean-flicking session. Because of her simping for the very singer who really likes to sing about being fucked until her pussy starts to hurt 24/7, those losers who like to feast on their genital fluids as they watch two women fall in love with each other started shipping the two actresses behind the Dykes of Oz in real life to a point where Ariana tried to beat the sapphic allegations (and failed miserably).
[[File:Lilly Jays sad words about Ethan.png|200px|thumb|left|BAWWWWWWW]]
[[File:Cynthia with the mean girls.png|250px|thumb|right|Now THIS will make Cynigthia's blood boil like the Wicked Witch does!]]
[[File:Arianas first Oscar award.png|260px|right|]]

<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZaWrUBS5Is</youtube> '''And she has no shame about stealing stupid, vulnerable men from other women!''' </center>
<center><gallery>
File:Calling out ugly ass Ethan.mp4|Yup! He really left his wife for overhyped pussy
File:Meme about Ariana.png| She pulled a Michael Jackson just for a role!
File:Pink Underwear Comment.png| Invested in your character's underwear? WTF?
File:Feminut.png| Is this why Ariana doesn't like to call herself [[bisexual]]?
File:Mockumentary about Ethaniana.png| The Legend of Ethan: Leaving My Wife for a Whore
File:FrankieSlater.png| Thank goodness Frankie [[faggot| likes it up the ass.]]
File:Daltons sister exposing Ariana.png| Ariana's ex sister in law calling her slutty ass out
File:Ethan the incel.png| Typical Ethan-cel
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[[File:Ethan and Ariana exposed.png|250px|thumb|right|Proof that there was cheating]]
'''Ethan Slater''' was previously known for portraying the human version of SpongeBob Squarepants in a Broadway musical dedicated to the series. He had a seemingly luxurious life with a psychologist for a wife whom he was dating since college after meeting in high school. Despite all his cast mates in the SpongeBob Broadway calling his former wife a "cunt", he still loved her regardless. All that changed when he came on set of Wicked, when he was stupid enough to fall under Ariana's hypersexual spell that lured his shrimpy little dick to battle through the fishy odor of Ariana's endlessly hungry cumdumpster, leading to the two newly formed lovebirds to divorce from their respective spouses. A month after the movie released, the very woman whom Ethan left in favor of Ariana Grande's overused coochie [https://www.salon.com/2024/12/20/ethan-slater-lilly-jay-ariana-grande-wicked/ released an essay] detailing how depressed she is with the promotion of a movie where her high school sweetheart left her for a hypersexual whore. Of course, even as Ethan expected Ariana's fandom full of horny faggots and deranged jailbait to be nice to him because he left his wife to be with some whore even filthier under the covers, '''everyone''', even Ariana's most insufferable fans out there, disapproved of how Ethancel left his wife all alone to raise their child. Time can only tell when Ariana gets sick of ugly Ethan's small dick and moves onto the dick of another married man.

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=== Llama Number Four ===
[[File:Bowen trying to be a thirst trap.png|250px|thumb|right| Sorry, ladies, Bowen hates all women! Well, except for Ariana.]]
[[File:Bowen the simp.png|250px|thumb|right|No Ariana, Bowen don't want your pussy! But he'll gladly take your brother's dick!]]
[[File:Ethan fighting Bowen.png|250px|thumb|right|And here we thought Bowen was actually in love with Ethan!]]
'''Bowen Yang''' is a talentless, chinky [[faggot]] who blathers nonstop about how much he loves [[buttsecks]] to a point where he thinks it's "puritanical" and "unqueer" for a woman to get upset over her high school sweetheart cheating on her because he can't stop dreaming about dicks up his hairy, smelly, shit crusted anus. Ariana is probably the only woman Bowen will kiss the ass of <s>like many gay men would do because they're pretty much hypersexual women stuck inside the body of a man</s> because she [https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ariana-grande-recalls-helping-bowen-203736332.html/ "helped"] him get a meaningless role in the movie despite him rejecting her pussy in favor of endless dick. There is, however, a high chance that he was butt-fucking Ethan's look-a-like, Frankie, until he had trouble shitting due to the excruciating pain in his ass every night. So maybe he wants to stay on Frankie's good side to keep on getting a fresh serving of cum up his butt.
{{quote|There is such an unqueer, puritanical Christian way we are approaching marriage in the discourse, Everyone’s being very like, ‘the sanctity of marriage,’ and, of course, it is so much more complicated than that.|The unfunny faggot failing to accept reality}}
Turns out Bowen was also sticking his finger up his cum-ridden ass each time Ethan and fellow <s>closeted bisexual</s> homosexual, Johnathan Bailey, were changing clothes between scenes because he wanted so badly for them to thrust their dicks up his ass to the point where his poop will be 100% covered in sweet, sweet semen. Bowen claimed that he couldn't think of a more platonic straight guy-gay guy friendship than whatever he had with Ethan because he was always fucking himself both front and back at the thought of actually dating the ugly ginger who scares blind people with his face alone, even calling him a life preserver despite strongly disliking the idea of making contact with all kinds of vagina out there (including Ariana's, surprisingly). Who knows, maybe he was also pulling down his pants, rubbing his teeny peeny all over Ethan behind Ariana's back with every chance he got!
{{quote|You were supposed to see Jonathan Bailey in his full shirtless glory, flexing, and then Boq being insecure and wanting to look hot too, like take his shirt off. But then it's like, Oh, wait, Ethan's got a great body.| Bowen on a podcast with Trisha Paytas, simping for men that aren't going to fuck him}}
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== Cringey Ass Interviews ==
[[File:LOL she dont know this was made to mock her.png|250px|thumb|left|How do we tell this bitch that this picture came from a thread made to melt her the same way the Wicked Witch did in the original Wizard of Oz?]]
[[File:Someone had to say this you know.png|250px|thumb|right|Ha ha ha! This guy gets it!]]
[[File:Wicked fan roasting Ariana and Cynthia.png|250px|thumb|right|Melt those bitches real good!]]
[[File:Get them Michelle!.png|250px|thumb|left|They're all going to die from dehydration.]]

{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|I am watching you guys in the press tour. You’re obviously in love with each other.| Paul Mescal of Gladiator II
|We are horrible… insufferable… it’s bad.| Ariana failing to beat the allegations of her being a half dyke|}}

<center>'''Warning: You might melt from sheer cringe!'''</center>

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[[File:MJ syndrome hitting Ariana hard.png|250px|thumb|left|Fetishists would call this a sign of sexual arousal. The BLM section of the woke community would call the poster racist]]
[[File:Trying to beat the lezzie allegations.png|250px|thumb|right|Oh? It was all a LIE!]]

<center>'''And then the two bitches proceeded to generate lulz at a Drag Race show of all things'''</center>
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File:Ariana and Cynthia get mistaken for a lesbian couple.png
File:Cynthia and ariana hair swap.png
File:Ariana and Cynthia race swap.png
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== How to drive your fans away: Wicked Edition ==
===Resorting to AI Slop and cheap photoshop===
[[File:Buzzfeed fag ratios Pop Base.png|thumb|450px|right|Even this faggot who used to work for buzzfeed gets it!]]
[[File:AI used in the movie.png|450px|thumb|right| But wait! Even before that, people saw the first movie and some of their posters '''using AI as well''']]
Then, in August 2025, Wicked's marketing team decided to sneak AI into their posters and try to cover it up as much as they could, but failed miserably. Of course people were NOT happy about that. Especially with how Negrivo threw a big bitch tantrum over the AI videos of her and La Puta Grande fighting. This all lead to people starting boycotts along with some little kids and fellow SJW snowflakes sending a bunch of anonymous messages to everyone they could, calling everyone who enjoyed the film despite being against AI hypocrites, cancelling the Wicked fans who still liked the movie the same way they all cancel people who look up to [[The Donald]]. As if using AI in the Glinda poster wasn't bad enough, the designers also decided to copy and paste the same flying monkeys over and over again on top of an AI-generated background.
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File:The fuck is wrong with that tree.png|
File:Another fag commenting on Wicked posters.png|
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Flash forward to Halloween of that same year, Wicked's marketing decided to double the fuck down by using AI on pictures of random people. Of course, the next week, Jon Chu had to lie his ass off on how "scared" he is of artificial intelligence being used in a way that everyone (except some people) condemn for the sake of saving the movie's reputation. Of course, this backfired because he let the fucking marketing team sneak in AI-generated enhancements without even checking twice.
<center>'''See the big masterpiece of a salon tool yourself:'''</center>
[[File:Wickeds Get Swankified Tool.png|600px|center]]
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=== Catering to Israel===
[[File:Wicked working with Israel.png|250px|thumb|right]]
Literally two days prior to the infamous salon tool released on their site, Wicked managed to piss off all the "FreePalestine" people just by promoting ''Wicked: One Wonderful Night'' in Israel while Israel is actively slaughtering Palestenians as if they were working in a butcher house. Some users have rallied for a boycott, others demanded that the screening be scrapped entirely. NBC and Universal decided to ignore their cancelling of their studio and proceeded to tout the special as a delightful blend of music, film clips, and star performances, insisting it’s not a political statement. The irony is palpable: Wicked serves as an allegory for intolerance and racism, featuring Elphaba’s battle for social acceptance due to her green skin. The movement to boycott a musical special if it’s screened in Israel, along with pressure on networks not to air it here, represents a hilariously alarming escalation to silence Israeli audiences entirely, not caring about all the Palestenians living in Israel.

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==Fanbase==
[[File:Wicked wojaks.jpeg|300px|right|]]
{{quote|Audience members at “Wicked,” reports say, are culture-less barbarians who can barely comprehend that they are outside of their own home. They’re a pack of whiny preschoolers who paint their faces green and make a scene as they shriek the songs of Stephen Schwartz to the extreme irritation of those around them.|[https://nypost.com/2024/11/30/entertainment/wicked-brings-out-the-worst-behavior-in-obnoxious-selfish-fans/ The New York Post]}}
[[File:Wicked lesbian fetish.mp4|300px|right|thumb|Let two women be friends, you filthy faggots!]]
''Wicked'' [[fangirls]] are a bunch of obnoxious queers who obsess over a mediocre movie and like making it worse by throwing in a dash of [[shipping]] culture. Their primary pastime is appearing at movie theaters to sing along with their ratched voices to songs in the movie and recording scenes from it on their [[iphone]]s, of course oblivious to the fact they are committing [[piracy]] (yet again, not that piracy is real theft anyways. Charging people to view that shitty movie definitely is theft, however. If for some reason you actually wanted to watch this movie, don't go looking around for it on [[TikTok|ShitTok]]; just go to 123movies and spare your ears from the screeching and instead go deaf from the unbearable musical scores.) If I didn't mention already, ''Wicked'' fangirls are massive dykes who also obsess over the supposed subtext behind Elphaba and Glinda's implied [[lesbianism]]; and if they're not fangirls then they're male lesbian-fetishists. A sequel to the movie called ''Wicked: For Good'' was announced and it is rumored to dive deeper into the lesbian aspects of Elphaba and Glinda's life; maybe even featuring a [[gay kiss]]. If true, it is expected that the collective reverberation of their [[squee|squeeing]] will cause an earthquake so massive that [[fundamentalist]]s will mistake it for the [[Rapture|biblical apocalypse]]. The lesbian fetishism got so out of hand that even [https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/ariana-grande-cynthia-erivo-married-people-think-1235898640/ the bitch who said Glinda might be "a little bit in the closet" had to reassure people that she and the green-skinned bitch were not dating in real life.]
[[File:Stupid Wicked Fans.png|250px|right|thumb|The bitch in glasses definitely ate all the theater's snacks after sitting on her fat dimply ass for almost 3 hours]]

<center>'''In fact, the fandom is so bad that even Papa Meat made a compilation of just how cringe they are in theaters!'''</center>
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQDyCOIHskQ</youtube></center>
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==See Also==
*[[Avatar (movie)]] / [[Avatar Gay Drama]]
*[[Fanfic lesbians]]
*[[Harry Potter]]
*[[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]]

==External Links==
*[https://www.wicked.com/ Wicked.com] - Their official website.
*[https://www.wattpad.com/stories/gelphie Read fanfictions about a fanfiction]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1dg2rcf/new_information_about_lillyethan_and_daltonariana/ Someone busting Ariana for cheating on her now ex husband]

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YeagerBomberman: /* How to drive your fans away: Wicked Edition */

[[File:Wicked 2024 movie poster.jpeg|thumb|right|200px]]
'''''Wicked''''' is yet another adaptation of the ''Wizard of Oz'', as if cinema really needed another ''Wizard of Oz'' [[fanfiction]] approved for the big screen— and get this; it's a musical. Well if this movie is so forgettable, then why does it even warrant an [[ED]] article? Most of the controversies surrounding this film have not to do with the film itself perse, but with its subsequent marketing mishaps, its [[dyke|dykish]] fanbase and the bald chocolate [[negress]] who leads the role as a duel protagonist and thinks this movie was supposed to be about ''her'' and not the character she was playing.

==Wicked.com==
[[File:Wicked doll pornsite.png|thumb|Glinda on the shelf just waiting to get shoved up some random Wicked fan's vagina]]
As with all big-shot movies that come out, so does a line of merchandise and toys along side it to scrub any last monetary value it can from its consumerist fanbase. Whoever was designing the boxes for these ''Wicked'' [[barbie]] dolls clearly fucked up because they accidentally linked their website as Wicked.com (a [[porn]] site) instead of Wickedmovie.com.
{{tinyquote|We deeply regret this unfortunate error and are taking immediate action to remedy this...Consumers who already have the product are advised to discard the product packaging or obscure the link and may contact Mattel customer service for further information|Mattel themselves}}
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== Behind the Scenes ==
[[File:Wicked Actresses on Set.png|300px|thumb|right|Have these bitches been doing crack cocaine?]]
[[File:Glinda body doubles.png|300px|thumb|left|Jesus! How much was Ariana getting laid?]]
<center>'''The two Dykes of Oz themselves!'''</center>
<center><gallery>
File:Spicy Wicked BTS13.png| They must be watching 2 Girls 1 Cup to prepare for the bloopers.
File:Spicy Wicked BTS12.png| Tastes like an all female orgy under the sea!
File:Spicy Wicked BTS11.png| Filming something for the movie's infamous porn site?
File:Spicy Wicked BTS10.png| The back of her head must smell like millions of shrimps at a Diddy Party.
File:Spicy Wicked BTS9.png| Look! Our lesbian affair scared muh girlfriend!
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Because Ariana was so busy having sex with Ethan after stealing him from his high school sweetheart after using her sexually provocative magic to make his shriveled up dick dance all the way to her ridiculously hungry cum rag of a coochie, the producers of the movie had to hire '''SEVENTEEN''' actresses that volunteered for their whorehouse of a filming studio to serve as a stunt double in between the scenes of filming and Ariana ravaging the shit out of Ethan's balls in bed. Oh, it looks like Ethan wasn't the only man Ariana casted her hypersexual spell on. That other man was...
<center>'''Jonathan Bailey!? A homosexual in the real world!?'''</center>
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==Drama Llamas==
=== Llama Number One ===
{{Template:Addtoget|[[File:Wicked poster original.jpeg|thumb|center|<center>Original movie poster</center>|150px]]|[[File:Wicked poster playwrite.png|thumb|center|<center>Original playwright poster</center>|150px]]|[[File:Wicked poster shoop.jpeg|thumb|center|<center>Fan shoop</center>|150px]]}}
[[File:Cynthias reaction to the poster.png|275px|thumb|right|{{colortext|green|<center><big>'''TRIGGERED'''</big></center>}}]]
'''Cynthia Erivo''', the self-absorbed actress behind {{colortext|green|Elphaba, the Wicked Witch}}, got offended because one of her fans made fanart for her. By shadowing out her eyes on the original movie poster, Cynthia saw this as trying to "erase" ''her'' and she decided to go full bitch mode over it. Additionally, she was equally [[offended]] by an [[AI artwork|AI generated video]] of [[:File:Wicked ai meme 2.webm|her character having a sissy fight]] with the pink bitch and this talentless tartlet named Charli XCX wearing greenface while promoting a single she did with the very woman Negrivo had one hell of a crush on. Her drama-whoring did nothing to stop the [[trolls]] however, and in fact garnered their attention so that more memes and shoops would ultimately be made. It got to a point where she was making burner accounts to fight with the people criticizing her as if she's some cringeworthy kid who specializes in the infamous "Stop Disliking My Videos" videos. Since Elphaba and Glinda are obvious dykes, the "Is your pussy green?" quotes eventually became a thing too.
[[File:Cynthia being a bitch 2.png|275px|thumb|right|Look out, Charli! You got a wannabe yandere up your ass!]]
[[File:Cynthia being a bitch.png|300px|right|]]
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|[[File:Wicked ai meme 1.webm|400px]] <center>'''Cynthia Erivo nomming on some chckn.'''</center>
|[[File:Wicked ai meme 2.webm|400px]] <center>'''Cynthia Erivo having a sissy fit with [[Ariana Grande]].'''</center>
|[[File:Wicked ai meme 3.mp4|400px]] <center>'''Cynthia Erivo nomming on some [[watermelonz]].'''</center>
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<center>'''Cynthia Erivo making a cameo appearance in [[Mumkey Jones]]' Madea Movie Marathon.''' <youtube>ZafYbRPUq80</youtube></center>
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=== Llamas Number Two and Three ===
[[File:Cynthia Erivo exposed.png|250px|thumb|right|Poor Amanda Seyfried! She spent 5 years trying to earn the role of Glinda before that Grande puta, Ariana, stole the role from her in addition to someone's husband]]

'''[[Ariana Grande| Ariana Grande-Putana]]''' is a promiscuous whore who lured ugly soulless ginger Ethan Slater away from his high school sweetheart. After years of acting nigga-ly to gain attention from the black community, she decided to wash out every ounce of melanin within her for the role of the other Dyke of Oz, {{colortext|magenta|Glinda the "Good" Witch}} who is actually a stuck up bitch both in the movie and in real life. Because of how much Ariana battled through the smell of fish after a dozen rounds of group sex just to give her a kiss on the cheek like the queerbaiting puta grande she is, Cynthia thought the two other bitches who could have been Glinda didn't do good enough in terms of making her flick the bean better than her current girlfriend does during a mutual bean-flicking session. Because of her simping for the very singer who really likes to sing about being fucked until her pussy starts to hurt 24/7, those losers who like to feast on their genital fluids as they watch two women fall in love with each other started shipping the two actresses behind the Dykes of Oz in real life to a point where Ariana tried to beat the sapphic allegations (and failed miserably).
[[File:Lilly Jays sad words about Ethan.png|200px|thumb|left|BAWWWWWWW]]
[[File:Cynthia with the mean girls.png|250px|thumb|right|Now THIS will make Cynigthia's blood boil like the Wicked Witch does!]]
[[File:Arianas first Oscar award.png|260px|right|]]

<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZaWrUBS5Is</youtube> '''And she has no shame about stealing stupid, vulnerable men from other women!''' </center>
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File:Calling out ugly ass Ethan.mp4|Yup! He really left his wife for overhyped pussy
File:Meme about Ariana.png| She pulled a Michael Jackson just for a role!
File:Pink Underwear Comment.png| Invested in your character's underwear? WTF?
File:Feminut.png| Is this why Ariana doesn't like to call herself [[bisexual]]?
File:Mockumentary about Ethaniana.png| The Legend of Ethan: Leaving My Wife for a Whore
File:FrankieSlater.png| Thank goodness Frankie [[faggot| likes it up the ass.]]
File:Daltons sister exposing Ariana.png| Ariana's ex sister in law calling her slutty ass out
File:Ethan the incel.png| Typical Ethan-cel
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[[File:Ethan and Ariana exposed.png|250px|thumb|right|Proof that there was cheating]]
'''Ethan Slater''' was previously known for portraying the human version of SpongeBob Squarepants in a Broadway musical dedicated to the series. He had a seemingly luxurious life with a psychologist for a wife whom he was dating since college after meeting in high school. Despite all his cast mates in the SpongeBob Broadway calling his former wife a "cunt", he still loved her regardless. All that changed when he came on set of Wicked, when he was stupid enough to fall under Ariana's hypersexual spell that lured his shrimpy little dick to battle through the fishy odor of Ariana's endlessly hungry cumdumpster, leading to the two newly formed lovebirds to divorce from their respective spouses. A month after the movie released, the very woman whom Ethan left in favor of Ariana Grande's overused coochie [https://www.salon.com/2024/12/20/ethan-slater-lilly-jay-ariana-grande-wicked/ released an essay] detailing how depressed she is with the promotion of a movie where her high school sweetheart left her for a hypersexual whore. Of course, even as Ethan expected Ariana's fandom full of horny faggots and deranged jailbait to be nice to him because he left his wife to be with some whore even filthier under the covers, '''everyone''', even Ariana's most insufferable fans out there, disapproved of how Ethancel left his wife all alone to raise their child. Time can only tell when Ariana gets sick of ugly Ethan's small dick and moves onto the dick of another married man.

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=== Llama Number Four ===
[[File:Bowen trying to be a thirst trap.png|250px|thumb|right| Sorry, ladies, Bowen hates all women! Well, except for Ariana.]]
[[File:Bowen the simp.png|250px|thumb|right|No Ariana, Bowen don't want your pussy! But he'll gladly take your brother's dick!]]
[[File:Ethan fighting Bowen.png|250px|thumb|right|And here we thought Bowen was actually in love with Ethan!]]
'''Bowen Yang''' is a talentless, chinky [[faggot]] who blathers nonstop about how much he loves [[buttsecks]] to a point where he thinks it's "puritanical" and "unqueer" for a woman to get upset over her high school sweetheart cheating on her because he can't stop dreaming about dicks up his hairy, smelly, shit crusted anus. Ariana is probably the only woman Bowen will kiss the ass of <s>like many gay men would do because they're pretty much hypersexual women stuck inside the body of a man</s> because she [https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ariana-grande-recalls-helping-bowen-203736332.html/ "helped"] him get a meaningless role in the movie despite him rejecting her pussy in favor of endless dick. There is, however, a high chance that he was butt-fucking Ethan's look-a-like, Frankie, until he had trouble shitting due to the excruciating pain in his ass every night. So maybe he wants to stay on Frankie's good side to keep on getting a fresh serving of cum up his butt.
{{quote|There is such an unqueer, puritanical Christian way we are approaching marriage in the discourse, Everyone’s being very like, ‘the sanctity of marriage,’ and, of course, it is so much more complicated than that.|The unfunny faggot failing to accept reality}}
Turns out Bowen was also sticking his finger up his cum-ridden ass each time Ethan and fellow <s>closeted bisexual</s> homosexual, Johnathan Bailey, were changing clothes between scenes because he wanted so badly for them to thrust their dicks up his ass to the point where his poop will be 100% covered in sweet, sweet semen. Bowen claimed that he couldn't think of a more platonic straight guy-gay guy friendship than whatever he had with Ethan because he was always fucking himself both front and back at the thought of actually dating the ugly ginger who scares blind people with his face alone, even calling him a life preserver despite strongly disliking the idea of making contact with all kinds of vagina out there (including Ariana's, surprisingly). Who knows, maybe he was also pulling down his pants, rubbing his teeny peeny all over Ethan behind Ariana's back with every chance he got!
{{quote|You were supposed to see Jonathan Bailey in his full shirtless glory, flexing, and then Boq being insecure and wanting to look hot too, like take his shirt off. But then it's like, Oh, wait, Ethan's got a great body.| Bowen on a podcast with Trisha Paytas, simping for men that aren't going to fuck him}}
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== Cringey Ass Interviews ==
[[File:LOL she dont know this was made to mock her.png|250px|thumb|left|How do we tell this bitch that this picture came from a thread made to melt her the same way the Wicked Witch did in the original Wizard of Oz?]]
[[File:Someone had to say this you know.png|250px|thumb|right|Ha ha ha! This guy gets it!]]
[[File:Wicked fan roasting Ariana and Cynthia.png|250px|thumb|right|Melt those bitches real good!]]
[[File:Get them Michelle!.png|250px|thumb|left|They're all going to die from dehydration.]]

{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|I am watching you guys in the press tour. You’re obviously in love with each other.| Paul Mescal of Gladiator II
|We are horrible… insufferable… it’s bad.| Ariana failing to beat the allegations of her being a half dyke|}}

<center>'''Warning: You might melt from sheer cringe!'''</center>

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[[File:MJ syndrome hitting Ariana hard.png|250px|thumb|left|Fetishists would call this a sign of sexual arousal. The BLM section of the woke community would call the poster racist]]
[[File:Trying to beat the lezzie allegations.png|250px|thumb|right|Oh? It was all a LIE!]]

<center>'''And then the two bitches proceeded to generate lulz at a Drag Race show of all things'''</center>
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== How to drive your fans away: Wicked Edition ==
===Resorting to AI Slop and cheap photoshop===
[[File:AI Poster 1.png|250px|right]][[File:AI poster 2.png|250px|right]]
[[File:Buzzfeed fag ratios Pop Base.png|400px|left]]
Then, in August 2025, Wicked's marketing team decided to sneak AI into their posters and try to cover it up as much as they could, but failed miserably. Of course people were NOT happy about that. Especially with how Negrivo threw a big bitch tantrum over the AI videos of her and La Puta Grande fighting. This all lead to people starting boycotts along with some little kids and fellow SJW snowflakes sending a bunch of anonymous messages to everyone they could, calling everyone who enjoyed the film despite being against AI hypocrites, cancelling the Wicked fans who still liked the movie the same way they all cancel people who look up to [[The Donald]].
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Flash forward to Halloween of that same year, Wicked's marketing decided to double the fuck down by using AI on pictures of random people. Of course, the next week, Jon Chu had to lie his ass off on how "scared" he is of artificial intelligence being used in a way that everyone (except some people) condemn for the sake of saving the movie's reputation. It later lead to speculations that the actual film used AI art.
[[File:Wickeds Get Swankified Tool.png|400px|center]]
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=== Catering to Israel===
[[File:Wicked working with Israel.png|250px|thumb|right]]
Literally two days prior to the infamous salon tool released on their site, Wicked managed to piss off all the "FreePalestine" people just by promoting ''Wicked: One Wonderful Night'' in Israel while Israel is actively slaughtering Palestenians as if they were working in a butcher house. Some users have rallied for a boycott, others demanded that the screening be scrapped entirely. NBC and Universal decided to ignore their cancelling of their studio and proceeded to tout the special as a delightful blend of music, film clips, and star performances, insisting it’s not a political statement. The irony is palpable: Wicked serves as an allegory for intolerance and racism, featuring Elphaba’s battle for social acceptance due to her green skin. The movement to boycott a musical special if it’s screened in Israel, along with pressure on networks not to air it here, represents a hilariously alarming escalation to silence Israeli audiences entirely, not caring about all the Palestenians living in Israel.

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==Fanbase==
[[File:Wicked wojaks.jpeg|300px|right|]]
{{quote|Audience members at “Wicked,” reports say, are culture-less barbarians who can barely comprehend that they are outside of their own home. They’re a pack of whiny preschoolers who paint their faces green and make a scene as they shriek the songs of Stephen Schwartz to the extreme irritation of those around them.|[https://nypost.com/2024/11/30/entertainment/wicked-brings-out-the-worst-behavior-in-obnoxious-selfish-fans/ The New York Post]}}
[[File:Wicked lesbian fetish.mp4|300px|right|thumb|Let two women be friends, you filthy faggots!]]
''Wicked'' [[fangirls]] are a bunch of obnoxious queers who obsess over a mediocre movie and like making it worse by throwing in a dash of [[shipping]] culture. Their primary pastime is appearing at movie theaters to sing along with their ratched voices to songs in the movie and recording scenes from it on their [[iphone]]s, of course oblivious to the fact they are committing [[piracy]] (yet again, not that piracy is real theft anyways. Charging people to view that shitty movie definitely is theft, however. If for some reason you actually wanted to watch this movie, don't go looking around for it on [[TikTok|ShitTok]]; just go to 123movies and spare your ears from the screeching and instead go deaf from the unbearable musical scores.) If I didn't mention already, ''Wicked'' fangirls are massive dykes who also obsess over the supposed subtext behind Elphaba and Glinda's implied [[lesbianism]]; and if they're not fangirls then they're male lesbian-fetishists. A sequel to the movie called ''Wicked: For Good'' was announced and it is rumored to dive deeper into the lesbian aspects of Elphaba and Glinda's life; maybe even featuring a [[gay kiss]]. If true, it is expected that the collective reverberation of their [[squee|squeeing]] will cause an earthquake so massive that [[fundamentalist]]s will mistake it for the [[Rapture|biblical apocalypse]]. The lesbian fetishism got so out of hand that even [https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/ariana-grande-cynthia-erivo-married-people-think-1235898640/ the bitch who said Glinda might be "a little bit in the closet" had to reassure people that she and the green-skinned bitch were not dating in real life.]
[[File:Stupid Wicked Fans.png|250px|right|thumb|The bitch in glasses definitely ate all the theater's snacks after sitting on her fat dimply ass for almost 3 hours]]

<center>'''In fact, the fandom is so bad that even Papa Meat made a compilation of just how cringe they are in theaters!'''</center>
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQDyCOIHskQ</youtube></center>
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==See Also==
*[[Avatar (movie)]] / [[Avatar Gay Drama]]
*[[Fanfic lesbians]]
*[[Harry Potter]]
*[[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]]

==External Links==
*[https://www.wicked.com/ Wicked.com] - Their official website.
*[https://www.wattpad.com/stories/gelphie Read fanfictions about a fanfiction]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1dg2rcf/new_information_about_lillyethan_and_daltonariana/ Someone busting Ariana for cheating on her now ex husband]

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2025-11-21T02:18:36Z

YeagerBomberman: /* Who let the AI bros in the studio? */

[[File:Wicked 2024 movie poster.jpeg|thumb|right|200px]]
'''''Wicked''''' is yet another adaptation of the ''Wizard of Oz'', as if cinema really needed another ''Wizard of Oz'' [[fanfiction]] approved for the big screen— and get this; it's a musical. Well if this movie is so forgettable, then why does it even warrant an [[ED]] article? Most of the controversies surrounding this film have not to do with the film itself perse, but with its subsequent marketing mishaps, its [[dyke|dykish]] fanbase and the bald chocolate [[negress]] who leads the role as a duel protagonist and thinks this movie was supposed to be about ''her'' and not the character she was playing.

==Wicked.com==
[[File:Wicked doll pornsite.png|thumb|Glinda on the shelf just waiting to get shoved up some random Wicked fan's vagina]]
As with all big-shot movies that come out, so does a line of merchandise and toys along side it to scrub any last monetary value it can from its consumerist fanbase. Whoever was designing the boxes for these ''Wicked'' [[barbie]] dolls clearly fucked up because they accidentally linked their website as Wicked.com (a [[porn]] site) instead of Wickedmovie.com.
{{tinyquote|We deeply regret this unfortunate error and are taking immediate action to remedy this...Consumers who already have the product are advised to discard the product packaging or obscure the link and may contact Mattel customer service for further information|Mattel themselves}}
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== Behind the Scenes ==
[[File:Wicked Actresses on Set.png|300px|thumb|right|Have these bitches been doing crack cocaine?]]
[[File:Glinda body doubles.png|300px|thumb|left|Jesus! How much was Ariana getting laid?]]
<center>'''The two Dykes of Oz themselves!'''</center>
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File:Spicy Wicked BTS13.png| They must be watching 2 Girls 1 Cup to prepare for the bloopers.
File:Spicy Wicked BTS12.png| Tastes like an all female orgy under the sea!
File:Spicy Wicked BTS11.png| Filming something for the movie's infamous porn site?
File:Spicy Wicked BTS10.png| The back of her head must smell like millions of shrimps at a Diddy Party.
File:Spicy Wicked BTS9.png| Look! Our lesbian affair scared muh girlfriend!
</gallery></center>

Because Ariana was so busy having sex with Ethan after stealing him from his high school sweetheart after using her sexually provocative magic to make his shriveled up dick dance all the way to her ridiculously hungry cum rag of a coochie, the producers of the movie had to hire '''SEVENTEEN''' actresses that volunteered for their whorehouse of a filming studio to serve as a stunt double in between the scenes of filming and Ariana ravaging the shit out of Ethan's balls in bed. Oh, it looks like Ethan wasn't the only man Ariana casted her hypersexual spell on. That other man was...
<center>'''Jonathan Bailey!? A homosexual in the real world!?'''</center>
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File:Spicy Wicked BTS8.png
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==Drama Llamas==
=== Llama Number One ===
{{Template:Addtoget|[[File:Wicked poster original.jpeg|thumb|center|<center>Original movie poster</center>|150px]]|[[File:Wicked poster playwrite.png|thumb|center|<center>Original playwright poster</center>|150px]]|[[File:Wicked poster shoop.jpeg|thumb|center|<center>Fan shoop</center>|150px]]}}
[[File:Cynthias reaction to the poster.png|275px|thumb|right|{{colortext|green|<center><big>'''TRIGGERED'''</big></center>}}]]
'''Cynthia Erivo''', the self-absorbed actress behind {{colortext|green|Elphaba, the Wicked Witch}}, got offended because one of her fans made fanart for her. By shadowing out her eyes on the original movie poster, Cynthia saw this as trying to "erase" ''her'' and she decided to go full bitch mode over it. Additionally, she was equally [[offended]] by an [[AI artwork|AI generated video]] of [[:File:Wicked ai meme 2.webm|her character having a sissy fight]] with the pink bitch and this talentless tartlet named Charli XCX wearing greenface while promoting a single she did with the very woman Negrivo had one hell of a crush on. Her drama-whoring did nothing to stop the [[trolls]] however, and in fact garnered their attention so that more memes and shoops would ultimately be made. It got to a point where she was making burner accounts to fight with the people criticizing her as if she's some cringeworthy kid who specializes in the infamous "Stop Disliking My Videos" videos. Since Elphaba and Glinda are obvious dykes, the "Is your pussy green?" quotes eventually became a thing too.
[[File:Cynthia being a bitch 2.png|275px|thumb|right|Look out, Charli! You got a wannabe yandere up your ass!]]
[[File:Cynthia being a bitch.png|300px|right|]]
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|[[File:Wicked ai meme 2.webm|400px]] <center>'''Cynthia Erivo having a sissy fit with [[Ariana Grande]].'''</center>
|[[File:Wicked ai meme 3.mp4|400px]] <center>'''Cynthia Erivo nomming on some [[watermelonz]].'''</center>
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<center>'''Cynthia Erivo making a cameo appearance in [[Mumkey Jones]]' Madea Movie Marathon.''' <youtube>ZafYbRPUq80</youtube></center>
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=== Llamas Number Two and Three ===
[[File:Cynthia Erivo exposed.png|250px|thumb|right|Poor Amanda Seyfried! She spent 5 years trying to earn the role of Glinda before that Grande puta, Ariana, stole the role from her in addition to someone's husband]]

'''[[Ariana Grande| Ariana Grande-Putana]]''' is a promiscuous whore who lured ugly soulless ginger Ethan Slater away from his high school sweetheart. After years of acting nigga-ly to gain attention from the black community, she decided to wash out every ounce of melanin within her for the role of the other Dyke of Oz, {{colortext|magenta|Glinda the "Good" Witch}} who is actually a stuck up bitch both in the movie and in real life. Because of how much Ariana battled through the smell of fish after a dozen rounds of group sex just to give her a kiss on the cheek like the queerbaiting puta grande she is, Cynthia thought the two other bitches who could have been Glinda didn't do good enough in terms of making her flick the bean better than her current girlfriend does during a mutual bean-flicking session. Because of her simping for the very singer who really likes to sing about being fucked until her pussy starts to hurt 24/7, those losers who like to feast on their genital fluids as they watch two women fall in love with each other started shipping the two actresses behind the Dykes of Oz in real life to a point where Ariana tried to beat the sapphic allegations (and failed miserably).
[[File:Lilly Jays sad words about Ethan.png|200px|thumb|left|BAWWWWWWW]]
[[File:Cynthia with the mean girls.png|250px|thumb|right|Now THIS will make Cynigthia's blood boil like the Wicked Witch does!]]
[[File:Arianas first Oscar award.png|260px|right|]]

<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZaWrUBS5Is</youtube> '''And she has no shame about stealing stupid, vulnerable men from other women!''' </center>
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File:Calling out ugly ass Ethan.mp4|Yup! He really left his wife for overhyped pussy
File:Meme about Ariana.png| She pulled a Michael Jackson just for a role!
File:Pink Underwear Comment.png| Invested in your character's underwear? WTF?
File:Feminut.png| Is this why Ariana doesn't like to call herself [[bisexual]]?
File:Mockumentary about Ethaniana.png| The Legend of Ethan: Leaving My Wife for a Whore
File:FrankieSlater.png| Thank goodness Frankie [[faggot| likes it up the ass.]]
File:Daltons sister exposing Ariana.png| Ariana's ex sister in law calling her slutty ass out
File:Ethan the incel.png| Typical Ethan-cel
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[[File:Ethan and Ariana exposed.png|250px|thumb|right|Proof that there was cheating]]
'''Ethan Slater''' was previously known for portraying the human version of SpongeBob Squarepants in a Broadway musical dedicated to the series. He had a seemingly luxurious life with a psychologist for a wife whom he was dating since college after meeting in high school. Despite all his cast mates in the SpongeBob Broadway calling his former wife a "cunt", he still loved her regardless. All that changed when he came on set of Wicked, when he was stupid enough to fall under Ariana's hypersexual spell that lured his shrimpy little dick to battle through the fishy odor of Ariana's endlessly hungry cumdumpster, leading to the two newly formed lovebirds to divorce from their respective spouses. A month after the movie released, the very woman whom Ethan left in favor of Ariana Grande's overused coochie [https://www.salon.com/2024/12/20/ethan-slater-lilly-jay-ariana-grande-wicked/ released an essay] detailing how depressed she is with the promotion of a movie where her high school sweetheart left her for a hypersexual whore. Of course, even as Ethan expected Ariana's fandom full of horny faggots and deranged jailbait to be nice to him because he left his wife to be with some whore even filthier under the covers, '''everyone''', even Ariana's most insufferable fans out there, disapproved of how Ethancel left his wife all alone to raise their child. Time can only tell when Ariana gets sick of ugly Ethan's small dick and moves onto the dick of another married man.

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=== Llama Number Four ===
[[File:Bowen trying to be a thirst trap.png|250px|thumb|right| Sorry, ladies, Bowen hates all women! Well, except for Ariana.]]
[[File:Bowen the simp.png|250px|thumb|right|No Ariana, Bowen don't want your pussy! But he'll gladly take your brother's dick!]]
[[File:Ethan fighting Bowen.png|250px|thumb|right|And here we thought Bowen was actually in love with Ethan!]]
'''Bowen Yang''' is a talentless, chinky [[faggot]] who blathers nonstop about how much he loves [[buttsecks]] to a point where he thinks it's "puritanical" and "unqueer" for a woman to get upset over her high school sweetheart cheating on her because he can't stop dreaming about dicks up his hairy, smelly, shit crusted anus. Ariana is probably the only woman Bowen will kiss the ass of <s>like many gay men would do because they're pretty much hypersexual women stuck inside the body of a man</s> because she [https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ariana-grande-recalls-helping-bowen-203736332.html/ "helped"] him get a meaningless role in the movie despite him rejecting her pussy in favor of endless dick. There is, however, a high chance that he was butt-fucking Ethan's look-a-like, Frankie, until he had trouble shitting due to the excruciating pain in his ass every night. So maybe he wants to stay on Frankie's good side to keep on getting a fresh serving of cum up his butt.
{{quote|There is such an unqueer, puritanical Christian way we are approaching marriage in the discourse, Everyone’s being very like, ‘the sanctity of marriage,’ and, of course, it is so much more complicated than that.|The unfunny faggot failing to accept reality}}
Turns out Bowen was also sticking his finger up his cum-ridden ass each time Ethan and fellow <s>closeted bisexual</s> homosexual, Johnathan Bailey, were changing clothes between scenes because he wanted so badly for them to thrust their dicks up his ass to the point where his poop will be 100% covered in sweet, sweet semen. Bowen claimed that he couldn't think of a more platonic straight guy-gay guy friendship than whatever he had with Ethan because he was always fucking himself both front and back at the thought of actually dating the ugly ginger who scares blind people with his face alone, even calling him a life preserver despite strongly disliking the idea of making contact with all kinds of vagina out there (including Ariana's, surprisingly). Who knows, maybe he was also pulling down his pants, rubbing his teeny peeny all over Ethan behind Ariana's back with every chance he got!
{{quote|You were supposed to see Jonathan Bailey in his full shirtless glory, flexing, and then Boq being insecure and wanting to look hot too, like take his shirt off. But then it's like, Oh, wait, Ethan's got a great body.| Bowen on a podcast with Trisha Paytas, simping for men that aren't going to fuck him}}
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== Cringey Ass Interviews ==
[[File:LOL she dont know this was made to mock her.png|250px|thumb|left|How do we tell this bitch that this picture came from a thread made to melt her the same way the Wicked Witch did in the original Wizard of Oz?]]
[[File:Someone had to say this you know.png|250px|thumb|right|Ha ha ha! This guy gets it!]]
[[File:Wicked fan roasting Ariana and Cynthia.png|250px|thumb|right|Melt those bitches real good!]]
[[File:Get them Michelle!.png|250px|thumb|left|They're all going to die from dehydration.]]

{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|I am watching you guys in the press tour. You’re obviously in love with each other.| Paul Mescal of Gladiator II
|We are horrible… insufferable… it’s bad.| Ariana failing to beat the allegations of her being a half dyke|}}

<center>'''Warning: You might melt from sheer cringe!'''</center>

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[[File:MJ syndrome hitting Ariana hard.png|250px|thumb|left|Fetishists would call this a sign of sexual arousal. The BLM section of the woke community would call the poster racist]]
[[File:Trying to beat the lezzie allegations.png|250px|thumb|right|Oh? It was all a LIE!]]

<center>'''And then the two bitches proceeded to generate lulz at a Drag Race show of all things'''</center>
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== How to drive your fans away: Wicked Edition ==
===Resorting to AI Slop===
[[File:AI Poster 1.png|250px|right]][[File:AI poster 2.png|250px|right]]
Then, in August 2025, Wicked's marketing team decided to sneak AI into their posters and try to cover it up as much as they could, but failed miserably. Of course people were NOT happy about that. Especially with how Negrivo threw a big bitch tantrum over the AI videos of her and La Puta Grande fighting. This all lead to people starting boycotts along with some little kids and fellow SJW snowflakes sending a bunch of anonymous messages to everyone they could, calling everyone who enjoyed the film despite being against AI hypocrites, cancelling the Wicked fans who still liked the movie the same way they all cancel people who look up to [[The Donald]].
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Flash forward to Halloween of that same year, Wicked's marketing decided to double the fuck down by using AI on pictures of random people. Of course, the next week, Jon Chu had to lie his ass off on how "scared" he is of artificial intelligence being used in a way that everyone (except some people) condemn for the sake of saving the movie's reputation. It later lead to speculations that the actual film used AI art.
[[File:AI used in the movie.png|400px|left]]
[[File:Wickeds Get Swankified Tool.png|600px|center]]
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=== Catering to Israel===
[[File:Wicked working with Israel.png|250px]]
Literally two days prior to the infamous salon tool released on their site, Wicked managed to piss off all the "FreePalestine" people just by promoting ''Wicked: One Wonderful Night'' in Israel while Israel is actively slaughtering Palestenians as if they were working in a butcher house.
Some users have rallied for a boycott, others demanded that the screening be scrapped entirely. NBC and Universal decided to ignore their cancelling of their studio and proceeded to tout the special as a delightful blend of music, film clips, and star performances, insisting it’s not a political statement.

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==Fanbase==
[[File:Wicked wojaks.jpeg|300px|right|]]
{{quote|Audience members at “Wicked,” reports say, are culture-less barbarians who can barely comprehend that they are outside of their own home. They’re a pack of whiny preschoolers who paint their faces green and make a scene as they shriek the songs of Stephen Schwartz to the extreme irritation of those around them.|[https://nypost.com/2024/11/30/entertainment/wicked-brings-out-the-worst-behavior-in-obnoxious-selfish-fans/ The New York Post]}}
[[File:Wicked lesbian fetish.mp4|300px|right|thumb|Let two women be friends, you filthy faggots!]]
''Wicked'' [[fangirls]] are a bunch of obnoxious queers who obsess over a mediocre movie and like making it worse by throwing in a dash of [[shipping]] culture. Their primary pastime is appearing at movie theaters to sing along with their ratched voices to songs in the movie and recording scenes from it on their [[iphone]]s, of course oblivious to the fact they are committing [[piracy]] (yet again, not that piracy is real theft anyways. Charging people to view that shitty movie definitely is theft, however. If for some reason you actually wanted to watch this movie, don't go looking around for it on [[TikTok|ShitTok]]; just go to 123movies and spare your ears from the screeching and instead go deaf from the unbearable musical scores.) If I didn't mention already, ''Wicked'' fangirls are massive dykes who also obsess over the supposed subtext behind Elphaba and Glinda's implied [[lesbianism]]; and if they're not fangirls then they're male lesbian-fetishists. A sequel to the movie called ''Wicked: For Good'' was announced and it is rumored to dive deeper into the lesbian aspects of Elphaba and Glinda's life; maybe even featuring a [[gay kiss]]. If true, it is expected that the collective reverberation of their [[squee|squeeing]] will cause an earthquake so massive that [[fundamentalist]]s will mistake it for the [[Rapture|biblical apocalypse]]. The lesbian fetishism got so out of hand that even [https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/ariana-grande-cynthia-erivo-married-people-think-1235898640/ the bitch who said Glinda might be "a little bit in the closet" had to reassure people that she and the green-skinned bitch were not dating in real life.]
[[File:Stupid Wicked Fans.png|250px|right|thumb|The bitch in glasses definitely ate all the theater's snacks after sitting on her fat dimply ass for almost 3 hours]]

<center>'''In fact, the fandom is so bad that even Papa Meat made a compilation of just how cringe they are in theaters!'''</center>
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQDyCOIHskQ</youtube></center>
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==See Also==
*[[Avatar (movie)]] / [[Avatar Gay Drama]]
*[[Fanfic lesbians]]
*[[Harry Potter]]
*[[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]]

==External Links==
*[https://www.wicked.com/ Wicked.com] - Their official website.
*[https://www.wattpad.com/stories/gelphie Read fanfictions about a fanfiction]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1dg2rcf/new_information_about_lillyethan_and_daltonariana/ Someone busting Ariana for cheating on her now ex husband]

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2025-11-21T01:36:44Z

YeagerBomberman: /* Who let the AI bros in the studio? */

[[File:Wicked 2024 movie poster.jpeg|thumb|right|200px]]
'''''Wicked''''' is yet another adaptation of the ''Wizard of Oz'', as if cinema really needed another ''Wizard of Oz'' [[fanfiction]] approved for the big screen— and get this; it's a musical. Well if this movie is so forgettable, then why does it even warrant an [[ED]] article? Most of the controversies surrounding this film have not to do with the film itself perse, but with its subsequent marketing mishaps, its [[dyke|dykish]] fanbase and the bald chocolate [[negress]] who leads the role as a duel protagonist and thinks this movie was supposed to be about ''her'' and not the character she was playing.

==Wicked.com==
[[File:Wicked doll pornsite.png|thumb|Glinda on the shelf just waiting to get shoved up some random Wicked fan's vagina]]
As with all big-shot movies that come out, so does a line of merchandise and toys along side it to scrub any last monetary value it can from its consumerist fanbase. Whoever was designing the boxes for these ''Wicked'' [[barbie]] dolls clearly fucked up because they accidentally linked their website as Wicked.com (a [[porn]] site) instead of Wickedmovie.com.
{{tinyquote|We deeply regret this unfortunate error and are taking immediate action to remedy this...Consumers who already have the product are advised to discard the product packaging or obscure the link and may contact Mattel customer service for further information|Mattel themselves}}
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== Behind the Scenes ==
[[File:Wicked Actresses on Set.png|300px|thumb|right|Have these bitches been doing crack cocaine?]]
[[File:Glinda body doubles.png|300px|thumb|left|Jesus! How much was Ariana getting laid?]]
<center>'''The two Dykes of Oz themselves!'''</center>
<center><gallery>
File:Spicy Wicked BTS13.png| They must be watching 2 Girls 1 Cup to prepare for the bloopers.
File:Spicy Wicked BTS12.png| Tastes like an all female orgy under the sea!
File:Spicy Wicked BTS11.png| Filming something for the movie's infamous porn site?
File:Spicy Wicked BTS10.png| The back of her head must smell like millions of shrimps at a Diddy Party.
File:Spicy Wicked BTS9.png| Look! Our lesbian affair scared muh girlfriend!
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Because Ariana was so busy having sex with Ethan after stealing him from his high school sweetheart after using her sexually provocative magic to make his shriveled up dick dance all the way to her ridiculously hungry cum rag of a coochie, the producers of the movie had to hire '''SEVENTEEN''' actresses that volunteered for their whorehouse of a filming studio to serve as a stunt double in between the scenes of filming and Ariana ravaging the shit out of Ethan's balls in bed. Oh, it looks like Ethan wasn't the only man Ariana casted her hypersexual spell on. That other man was...
<center>'''Jonathan Bailey!? A homosexual in the real world!?'''</center>
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==Drama Llamas==
=== Llama Number One ===
{{Template:Addtoget|[[File:Wicked poster original.jpeg|thumb|center|<center>Original movie poster</center>|150px]]|[[File:Wicked poster playwrite.png|thumb|center|<center>Original playwright poster</center>|150px]]|[[File:Wicked poster shoop.jpeg|thumb|center|<center>Fan shoop</center>|150px]]}}
[[File:Cynthias reaction to the poster.png|275px|thumb|right|{{colortext|green|<center><big>'''TRIGGERED'''</big></center>}}]]
'''Cynthia Erivo''', the self-absorbed actress behind {{colortext|green|Elphaba, the Wicked Witch}}, got offended because one of her fans made fanart for her. By shadowing out her eyes on the original movie poster, Cynthia saw this as trying to "erase" ''her'' and she decided to go full bitch mode over it. Additionally, she was equally [[offended]] by an [[AI artwork|AI generated video]] of [[:File:Wicked ai meme 2.webm|her character having a sissy fight]] with the pink bitch and this talentless tartlet named Charli XCX wearing greenface while promoting a single she did with the very woman Negrivo had one hell of a crush on. Her drama-whoring did nothing to stop the [[trolls]] however, and in fact garnered their attention so that more memes and shoops would ultimately be made. It got to a point where she was making burner accounts to fight with the people criticizing her as if she's some cringeworthy kid who specializes in the infamous "Stop Disliking My Videos" videos. Since Elphaba and Glinda are obvious dykes, the "Is your pussy green?" quotes eventually became a thing too.
[[File:Cynthia being a bitch 2.png|275px|thumb|right|Look out, Charli! You got a wannabe yandere up your ass!]]
[[File:Cynthia being a bitch.png|300px|right|]]
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|[[File:Wicked ai meme 2.webm|400px]] <center>'''Cynthia Erivo having a sissy fit with [[Ariana Grande]].'''</center>
|[[File:Wicked ai meme 3.mp4|400px]] <center>'''Cynthia Erivo nomming on some [[watermelonz]].'''</center>
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<center>'''Cynthia Erivo making a cameo appearance in [[Mumkey Jones]]' Madea Movie Marathon.''' <youtube>ZafYbRPUq80</youtube></center>
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=== Llamas Number Two and Three ===
[[File:Cynthia Erivo exposed.png|250px|thumb|right|Poor Amanda Seyfried! She spent 5 years trying to earn the role of Glinda before that Grande puta, Ariana, stole the role from her in addition to someone's husband]]

'''[[Ariana Grande| Ariana Grande-Putana]]''' is a promiscuous whore who lured ugly soulless ginger Ethan Slater away from his high school sweetheart. After years of acting nigga-ly to gain attention from the black community, she decided to wash out every ounce of melanin within her for the role of the other Dyke of Oz, {{colortext|magenta|Glinda the "Good" Witch}} who is actually a stuck up bitch both in the movie and in real life. Because of how much Ariana battled through the smell of fish after a dozen rounds of group sex just to give her a kiss on the cheek like the queerbaiting puta grande she is, Cynthia thought the two other bitches who could have been Glinda didn't do good enough in terms of making her flick the bean better than her current girlfriend does during a mutual bean-flicking session. Because of her simping for the very singer who really likes to sing about being fucked until her pussy starts to hurt 24/7, those losers who like to feast on their genital fluids as they watch two women fall in love with each other started shipping the two actresses behind the Dykes of Oz in real life to a point where Ariana tried to beat the sapphic allegations (and failed miserably).
[[File:Lilly Jays sad words about Ethan.png|200px|thumb|left|BAWWWWWWW]]
[[File:Cynthia with the mean girls.png|250px|thumb|right|Now THIS will make Cynigthia's blood boil like the Wicked Witch does!]]
[[File:Arianas first Oscar award.png|260px|right|]]

<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZaWrUBS5Is</youtube> '''And she has no shame about stealing stupid, vulnerable men from other women!''' </center>
<center><gallery>
File:Calling out ugly ass Ethan.mp4|Yup! He really left his wife for overhyped pussy
File:Meme about Ariana.png| She pulled a Michael Jackson just for a role!
File:Pink Underwear Comment.png| Invested in your character's underwear? WTF?
File:Feminut.png| Is this why Ariana doesn't like to call herself [[bisexual]]?
File:Mockumentary about Ethaniana.png| The Legend of Ethan: Leaving My Wife for a Whore
File:FrankieSlater.png| Thank goodness Frankie [[faggot| likes it up the ass.]]
File:Daltons sister exposing Ariana.png| Ariana's ex sister in law calling her slutty ass out
File:Ethan the incel.png| Typical Ethan-cel
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[[File:Ethan and Ariana exposed.png|250px|thumb|right|Proof that there was cheating]]
'''Ethan Slater''' was previously known for portraying the human version of SpongeBob Squarepants in a Broadway musical dedicated to the series. He had a seemingly luxurious life with a psychologist for a wife whom he was dating since college after meeting in high school. Despite all his cast mates in the SpongeBob Broadway calling his former wife a "cunt", he still loved her regardless. All that changed when he came on set of Wicked, when he was stupid enough to fall under Ariana's hypersexual spell that lured his shrimpy little dick to battle through the fishy odor of Ariana's endlessly hungry cumdumpster, leading to the two newly formed lovebirds to divorce from their respective spouses. A month after the movie released, the very woman whom Ethan left in favor of Ariana Grande's overused coochie [https://www.salon.com/2024/12/20/ethan-slater-lilly-jay-ariana-grande-wicked/ released an essay] detailing how depressed she is with the promotion of a movie where her high school sweetheart left her for a hypersexual whore. Of course, even as Ethan expected Ariana's fandom full of horny faggots and deranged jailbait to be nice to him because he left his wife to be with some whore even filthier under the covers, '''everyone''', even Ariana's most insufferable fans out there, disapproved of how Ethancel left his wife all alone to raise their child. Time can only tell when Ariana gets sick of ugly Ethan's small dick and moves onto the dick of another married man.

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=== Llama Number Four ===
[[File:Bowen trying to be a thirst trap.png|250px|thumb|right| Sorry, ladies, Bowen hates all women! Well, except for Ariana.]]
[[File:Bowen the simp.png|250px|thumb|right|No Ariana, Bowen don't want your pussy! But he'll gladly take your brother's dick!]]
[[File:Ethan fighting Bowen.png|250px|thumb|right|And here we thought Bowen was actually in love with Ethan!]]
'''Bowen Yang''' is a talentless, chinky [[faggot]] who blathers nonstop about how much he loves [[buttsecks]] to a point where he thinks it's "puritanical" and "unqueer" for a woman to get upset over her high school sweetheart cheating on her because he can't stop dreaming about dicks up his hairy, smelly, shit crusted anus. Ariana is probably the only woman Bowen will kiss the ass of <s>like many gay men would do because they're pretty much hypersexual women stuck inside the body of a man</s> because she [https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ariana-grande-recalls-helping-bowen-203736332.html/ "helped"] him get a meaningless role in the movie despite him rejecting her pussy in favor of endless dick. There is, however, a high chance that he was butt-fucking Ethan's look-a-like, Frankie, until he had trouble shitting due to the excruciating pain in his ass every night. So maybe he wants to stay on Frankie's good side to keep on getting a fresh serving of cum up his butt.
{{quote|There is such an unqueer, puritanical Christian way we are approaching marriage in the discourse, Everyone’s being very like, ‘the sanctity of marriage,’ and, of course, it is so much more complicated than that.|The unfunny faggot failing to accept reality}}
Turns out Bowen was also sticking his finger up his cum-ridden ass each time Ethan and fellow <s>closeted bisexual</s> homosexual, Johnathan Bailey, were changing clothes between scenes because he wanted so badly for them to thrust their dicks up his ass to the point where his poop will be 100% covered in sweet, sweet semen. Bowen claimed that he couldn't think of a more platonic straight guy-gay guy friendship than whatever he had with Ethan because he was always fucking himself both front and back at the thought of actually dating the ugly ginger who scares blind people with his face alone, even calling him a life preserver despite strongly disliking the idea of making contact with all kinds of vagina out there (including Ariana's, surprisingly). Who knows, maybe he was also pulling down his pants, rubbing his teeny peeny all over Ethan behind Ariana's back with every chance he got!
{{quote|You were supposed to see Jonathan Bailey in his full shirtless glory, flexing, and then Boq being insecure and wanting to look hot too, like take his shirt off. But then it's like, Oh, wait, Ethan's got a great body.| Bowen on a podcast with Trisha Paytas, simping for men that aren't going to fuck him}}
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== Cringey Ass Interviews ==
[[File:LOL she dont know this was made to mock her.png|250px|thumb|left|How do we tell this bitch that this picture came from a thread made to melt her the same way the Wicked Witch did in the original Wizard of Oz?]]
[[File:Someone had to say this you know.png|250px|thumb|right|Ha ha ha! This guy gets it!]]
[[File:Wicked fan roasting Ariana and Cynthia.png|250px|thumb|right|Melt those bitches real good!]]
[[File:Get them Michelle!.png|250px|thumb|left|They're all going to die from dehydration.]]

{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|I am watching you guys in the press tour. You’re obviously in love with each other.| Paul Mescal of Gladiator II
|We are horrible… insufferable… it’s bad.| Ariana failing to beat the allegations of her being a half dyke|}}

<center>'''Warning: You might melt from sheer cringe!'''</center>

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[[File:MJ syndrome hitting Ariana hard.png|250px|thumb|left|Fetishists would call this a sign of sexual arousal. The BLM section of the woke community would call the poster racist]]
[[File:Trying to beat the lezzie allegations.png|250px|thumb|right|Oh? It was all a LIE!]]

<center>'''And then the two bitches proceeded to generate lulz at a Drag Race show of all things'''</center>
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== Who let the AI bros in the studio? ==
[[File:AI Poster 1.png|250px|right]][[File:AI poster 2.png|250px|right]]
Then, in August 2025, Wicked's marketing team decided to sneak AI into their posters and try to cover it up as much as they could, but failed miserably. Of course people were NOT happy about that. Especially with how Negrivo threw a big bitch tantrum over the AI videos of her and La Puta Grande fighting. This all lead to people starting boycotts along with some little kids and fellow SJW snowflakes sending a bunch of anonymous messages to everyone they could, calling everyone who enjoyed the film despite being against AI hypocrites.
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Flash forward to Halloween of that same year, Wicked's marketing decided to double the fuck down by using AI on pictures of random people.
[[File:Wickeds Get Swankified Tool.png|600px|center]]
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==Fanbase==
[[File:Wicked wojaks.jpeg|300px|right|]]
{{quote|Audience members at “Wicked,” reports say, are culture-less barbarians who can barely comprehend that they are outside of their own home. They’re a pack of whiny preschoolers who paint their faces green and make a scene as they shriek the songs of Stephen Schwartz to the extreme irritation of those around them.|[https://nypost.com/2024/11/30/entertainment/wicked-brings-out-the-worst-behavior-in-obnoxious-selfish-fans/ The New York Post]}}
[[File:Wicked lesbian fetish.mp4|300px|right|thumb|Let two women be friends, you filthy faggots!]]
''Wicked'' [[fangirls]] are a bunch of obnoxious queers who obsess over a mediocre movie and like making it worse by throwing in a dash of [[shipping]] culture. Their primary pastime is appearing at movie theaters to sing along with their ratched voices to songs in the movie and recording scenes from it on their [[iphone]]s, of course oblivious to the fact they are committing [[piracy]] (yet again, not that piracy is real theft anyways. Charging people to view that shitty movie definitely is theft, however. If for some reason you actually wanted to watch this movie, don't go looking around for it on [[TikTok|ShitTok]]; just go to 123movies and spare your ears from the screeching and instead go deaf from the unbearable musical scores.) If I didn't mention already, ''Wicked'' fangirls are massive dykes who also obsess over the supposed subtext behind Elphaba and Glinda's implied [[lesbianism]]; and if they're not fangirls then they're male lesbian-fetishists. A sequel to the movie called ''Wicked: For Good'' was announced and it is rumored to dive deeper into the lesbian aspects of Elphaba and Glinda's life; maybe even featuring a [[gay kiss]]. If true, it is expected that the collective reverberation of their [[squee|squeeing]] will cause an earthquake so massive that [[fundamentalist]]s will mistake it for the [[Rapture|biblical apocalypse]]. The lesbian fetishism got so out of hand that even [https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/ariana-grande-cynthia-erivo-married-people-think-1235898640/ the bitch who said Glinda might be "a little bit in the closet" had to reassure people that she and the green-skinned bitch were not dating in real life.]
[[File:Stupid Wicked Fans.png|250px|right|thumb|The bitch in glasses definitely ate all the theater's snacks after sitting on her fat dimply ass for almost 3 hours]]

<center>'''In fact, the fandom is so bad that even Papa Meat made a compilation of just how cringe they are in theaters!'''</center>
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQDyCOIHskQ</youtube></center>
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==See Also==
*[[Avatar (movie)]] / [[Avatar Gay Drama]]
*[[Fanfic lesbians]]
*[[Harry Potter]]
*[[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]]

==External Links==
*[https://www.wicked.com/ Wicked.com] - Their official website.
*[https://www.wattpad.com/stories/gelphie Read fanfictions about a fanfiction]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1dg2rcf/new_information_about_lillyethan_and_daltonariana/ Someone busting Ariana for cheating on her now ex husband]

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2025-11-21T01:33:35Z

YeagerBomberman:

Wicked (Movie)

2025-11-21T01:28:46Z

YeagerBomberman: Updating this little by little on a shit computer.

[[File:Wicked 2024 movie poster.jpeg|thumb|right|200px]]
'''''Wicked''''' is yet another adaptation of the ''Wizard of Oz'', as if cinema really needed another ''Wizard of Oz'' [[fanfiction]] approved for the big screen— and get this; it's a musical. Well if this movie is so forgettable, then why does it even warrant an [[ED]] article? Most of the controversies surrounding this film have not to do with the film itself perse, but with its subsequent marketing mishaps, its [[dyke|dykish]] fanbase and the bald chocolate [[negress]] who leads the role as a duel protagonist and thinks this movie was supposed to be about ''her'' and not the character she was playing.

==Wicked.com==
[[File:Wicked doll pornsite.png|thumb|Glinda on the shelf just waiting to get shoved up some random Wicked fan's vagina]]
As with all big-shot movies that come out, so does a line of merchandise and toys along side it to scrub any last monetary value it can from its consumerist fanbase. Whoever was designing the boxes for these ''Wicked'' [[barbie]] dolls clearly fucked up because they accidentally linked their website as Wicked.com (a [[porn]] site) instead of Wickedmovie.com.
{{tinyquote|We deeply regret this unfortunate error and are taking immediate action to remedy this...Consumers who already have the product are advised to discard the product packaging or obscure the link and may contact Mattel customer service for further information|Mattel themselves}}
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== Behind the Scenes ==
[[File:Wicked Actresses on Set.png|300px|thumb|right|Have these bitches been doing crack cocaine?]]
[[File:Glinda body doubles.png|300px|thumb|left|Jesus! How much was Ariana getting laid?]]
<center>'''The two Dykes of Oz themselves!'''</center>
<center><gallery>
File:Spicy Wicked BTS13.png| They must be watching 2 Girls 1 Cup to prepare for the bloopers.
File:Spicy Wicked BTS12.png| Tastes like an all female orgy under the sea!
File:Spicy Wicked BTS11.png| Filming something for the movie's infamous porn site?
File:Spicy Wicked BTS10.png| The back of her head must smell like millions of shrimps at a Diddy Party.
File:Spicy Wicked BTS9.png| Look! Our lesbian affair scared muh girlfriend!
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Because Ariana was so busy having sex with Ethan after stealing him from his high school sweetheart after using her sexually provocative magic to make his shriveled up dick dance all the way to her ridiculously hungry cum rag of a coochie, the producers of the movie had to hire '''SEVENTEEN''' actresses that volunteered for their whorehouse of a filming studio to serve as a stunt double in between the scenes of filming and Ariana ravaging the shit out of Ethan's balls in bed. Oh, it looks like Ethan wasn't the only man Ariana casted her hypersexual spell on. That other man was...
<center>'''Jonathan Bailey!? A homosexual in the real world!?'''</center>
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==Drama Llamas==
=== Llama Number One ===
{{Template:Addtoget|[[File:Wicked poster original.jpeg|thumb|center|<center>Original movie poster</center>|150px]]|[[File:Wicked poster playwrite.png|thumb|center|<center>Original playwright poster</center>|150px]]|[[File:Wicked poster shoop.jpeg|thumb|center|<center>Fan shoop</center>|150px]]}}
[[File:Cynthias reaction to the poster.png|275px|thumb|right|{{colortext|green|<center><big>'''TRIGGERED'''</big></center>}}]]
'''Cynthia Erivo''', the self-absorbed actress behind {{colortext|green|Elphaba, the Wicked Witch}}, got offended because one of her fans made fanart for her. By shadowing out her eyes on the original movie poster, Cynthia saw this as trying to "erase" ''her'' and she decided to go full bitch mode over it. Additionally, she was equally [[offended]] by an [[AI artwork|AI generated video]] of [[:File:Wicked ai meme 2.webm|her character having a sissy fight]] with the pink bitch and this talentless tartlet named Charli XCX wearing greenface while promoting a single she did with the very woman Negrivo had one hell of a crush on. Her drama-whoring did nothing to stop the [[trolls]] however, and in fact garnered their attention so that more memes and shoops would ultimately be made. It got to a point where she was making burner accounts to fight with the people criticizing her as if she's some cringeworthy kid who specializes in the infamous "Stop Disliking My Videos" videos. Since Elphaba and Glinda are obvious dykes, the "Is your pussy green?" quotes eventually became a thing too.
[[File:Cynthia being a bitch 2.png|275px|thumb|right|Look out, Charli! You got a wannabe yandere up your ass!]]
[[File:Cynthia being a bitch.png|300px|right|]]
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|[[File:Wicked ai meme 1.webm|400px]] <center>'''Cynthia Erivo nomming on some chckn.'''</center>
|[[File:Wicked ai meme 2.webm|400px]] <center>'''Cynthia Erivo having a sissy fit with [[Ariana Grande]].'''</center>
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<center>'''Cynthia Erivo making a cameo appearance in [[Mumkey Jones]]' Madea Movie Marathon.''' <youtube>ZafYbRPUq80</youtube></center>
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=== Llamas Number Two and Three ===
[[File:Cynthia Erivo exposed.png|250px|thumb|right|Poor Amanda Seyfried! She spent 5 years trying to earn the role of Glinda before that Grande puta, Ariana, stole the role from her in addition to someone's husband]]

'''[[Ariana Grande| Ariana Grande-Putana]]''' is a promiscuous whore who lured ugly soulless ginger Ethan Slater away from his high school sweetheart. After years of acting nigga-ly to gain attention from the black community, she decided to wash out every ounce of melanin within her for the role of the other Dyke of Oz, {{colortext|magenta|Glinda the "Good" Witch}} who is actually a stuck up bitch both in the movie and in real life. Because of how much Ariana battled through the smell of fish after a dozen rounds of group sex just to give her a kiss on the cheek like the queerbaiting puta grande she is, Cynthia thought the two other bitches who could have been Glinda didn't do good enough in terms of making her flick the bean better than her current girlfriend does during a mutual bean-flicking session. Because of her simping for the very singer who really likes to sing about being fucked until her pussy starts to hurt 24/7, those losers who like to feast on their genital fluids as they watch two women fall in love with each other started shipping the two actresses behind the Dykes of Oz in real life to a point where Ariana tried to beat the sapphic allegations (and failed miserably).
[[File:Lilly Jays sad words about Ethan.png|200px|thumb|left|BAWWWWWWW]]
[[File:Cynthia with the mean girls.png|250px|thumb|right|Now THIS will make Cynigthia's blood boil like the Wicked Witch does!]]
[[File:Arianas first Oscar award.png|260px|right|]]

<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZaWrUBS5Is</youtube> '''And she has no shame about stealing stupid, vulnerable men from other women!''' </center>
<center><gallery>
File:Calling out ugly ass Ethan.mp4|Yup! He really left his wife for overhyped pussy
File:Meme about Ariana.png| She pulled a Michael Jackson just for a role!
File:Pink Underwear Comment.png| Invested in your character's underwear? WTF?
File:Feminut.png| Is this why Ariana doesn't like to call herself [[bisexual]]?
File:Mockumentary about Ethaniana.png| The Legend of Ethan: Leaving My Wife for a Whore
File:FrankieSlater.png| Thank goodness Frankie [[faggot| likes it up the ass.]]
File:Daltons sister exposing Ariana.png| Ariana's ex sister in law calling her slutty ass out
File:Ethan the incel.png| Typical Ethan-cel
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[[File:Ethan and Ariana exposed.png|250px|thumb|right|Proof that there was cheating]]
'''Ethan Slater''' was previously known for portraying the human version of SpongeBob Squarepants in a Broadway musical dedicated to the series. He had a seemingly luxurious life with a psychologist for a wife whom he was dating since college after meeting in high school. Despite all his cast mates in the SpongeBob Broadway calling his former wife a "cunt", he still loved her regardless. All that changed when he came on set of Wicked, when he was stupid enough to fall under Ariana's hypersexual spell that lured his shrimpy little dick to battle through the fishy odor of Ariana's endlessly hungry cumdumpster, leading to the two newly formed lovebirds to divorce from their respective spouses. A month after the movie released, the very woman whom Ethan left in favor of Ariana Grande's overused coochie [https://www.salon.com/2024/12/20/ethan-slater-lilly-jay-ariana-grande-wicked/ released an essay] detailing how depressed she is with the promotion of a movie where her high school sweetheart left her for a hypersexual whore. Of course, even as Ethan expected Ariana's fandom full of horny faggots and deranged jailbait to be nice to him because he left his wife to be with some whore even filthier under the covers, '''everyone''', even Ariana's most insufferable fans out there, disapproved of how Ethancel left his wife all alone to raise their child. Time can only tell when Ariana gets sick of ugly Ethan's small dick and moves onto the dick of another married man.

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=== Llama Number Four ===
[[File:Bowen trying to be a thirst trap.png|250px|thumb|right| Sorry, ladies, Bowen hates all women! Well, except for Ariana.]]
[[File:Bowen the simp.png|250px|thumb|right|No Ariana, Bowen don't want your pussy! But he'll gladly take your brother's dick!]]
[[File:Ethan fighting Bowen.png|250px|thumb|right|And here we thought Bowen was actually in love with Ethan!]]
'''Bowen Yang''' is a talentless, chinky [[faggot]] who blathers nonstop about how much he loves [[buttsecks]] to a point where he thinks it's "puritanical" and "unqueer" for a woman to get upset over her high school sweetheart cheating on her because he can't stop dreaming about dicks up his hairy, smelly, shit crusted anus. Ariana is probably the only woman Bowen will kiss the ass of <s>like many gay men would do because they're pretty much hypersexual women stuck inside the body of a man</s> because she [https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ariana-grande-recalls-helping-bowen-203736332.html/ "helped"] him get a meaningless role in the movie despite him rejecting her pussy in favor of endless dick. There is, however, a high chance that he was butt-fucking Ethan's look-a-like, Frankie, until he had trouble shitting due to the excruciating pain in his ass every night. So maybe he wants to stay on Frankie's good side to keep on getting a fresh serving of cum up his butt.
{{quote|There is such an unqueer, puritanical Christian way we are approaching marriage in the discourse, Everyone’s being very like, ‘the sanctity of marriage,’ and, of course, it is so much more complicated than that.|The unfunny faggot failing to accept reality}}
Turns out Bowen was also sticking his finger up his cum-ridden ass each time Ethan and fellow <s>closeted bisexual</s> homosexual, Johnathan Bailey, were changing clothes between scenes because he wanted so badly for them to thrust their dicks up his ass to the point where his poop will be 100% covered in sweet, sweet semen. Bowen claimed that he couldn't think of a more platonic straight guy-gay guy friendship than whatever he had with Ethan because he was always fucking himself both front and back at the thought of actually dating the ugly ginger who scares blind people with his face alone, even calling him a life preserver despite strongly disliking the idea of making contact with all kinds of vagina out there (including Ariana's, surprisingly). Who knows, maybe he was also pulling down his pants, rubbing his teeny peeny all over Ethan behind Ariana's back with every chance he got!
{{quote|You were supposed to see Jonathan Bailey in his full shirtless glory, flexing, and then Boq being insecure and wanting to look hot too, like take his shirt off. But then it's like, Oh, wait, Ethan's got a great body.| Bowen on a podcast with Trisha Paytas, simping for men that aren't going to fuck him}}
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== Cringey Ass Interviews ==
[[File:LOL she dont know this was made to mock her.png|250px|thumb|left|How do we tell this bitch that this picture came from a thread made to melt her the same way the Wicked Witch did in the original Wizard of Oz?]]
[[File:Someone had to say this you know.png|250px|thumb|right|Ha ha ha! This guy gets it!]]
[[File:Wicked fan roasting Ariana and Cynthia.png|250px|thumb|right|Melt those bitches real good!]]
[[File:Get them Michelle!.png|250px|thumb|left|They're all going to die from dehydration.]]

{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|I am watching you guys in the press tour. You’re obviously in love with each other.| Paul Mescal of Gladiator II
|We are horrible… insufferable… it’s bad.| Ariana failing to beat the allegations of her being a half dyke|}}

<center>'''Warning: You might melt from sheer cringe!'''</center>

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[[File:MJ syndrome hitting Ariana hard.png|250px|thumb|left|Fetishists would call this a sign of sexual arousal. The BLM section of the woke community would call the poster racist]]
[[File:Trying to beat the lezzie allegations.png|250px|thumb|right|Oh? It was all a LIE!]]

<center>'''And then the two bitches proceeded to generate lulz at a Drag Race show of all things'''</center>
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File:Ariana and Cynthia get mistaken for a lesbian couple.png
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== Who let the AI bros in the studio? ==
[[File:AI Poster 1.png|275px|left]][[File:AI poster 2.png|275px|right]]
Then, in August 2025, Wicked's marketing team decided to sneak AI into their posters and try to cover it up as much as they could, but failed miserably. Of course people were NOT happy about that. Especially with how Negrivo threw a big bitch tantrum over the AI videos of her and La Puta Grande fighting. This all lead to people starting boycotts along with some little kids and fellow SJW snowflakes sending a bunch of anonymous messages to everyone they could, calling everyone who enjoyed the film despite being against AI hypocrites.
<center><gallery>
File:Another fag commenting on Wicked posters.png|
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</gallery></center>
Flash forward to Halloween of that same year, Wicked's marketing decided to double the fuck down by using AI on pictures of random people.
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==Fanbase==
[[File:Wicked wojaks.jpeg|300px|right|]]
{{quote|Audience members at “Wicked,” reports say, are culture-less barbarians who can barely comprehend that they are outside of their own home. They’re a pack of whiny preschoolers who paint their faces green and make a scene as they shriek the songs of Stephen Schwartz to the extreme irritation of those around them.|[https://nypost.com/2024/11/30/entertainment/wicked-brings-out-the-worst-behavior-in-obnoxious-selfish-fans/ The New York Post]}}
[[File:Wicked lesbian fetish.mp4|300px|right|thumb|Let two women be friends, you filthy faggots!]]
''Wicked'' [[fangirls]] are a bunch of obnoxious queers who obsess over a mediocre movie and like making it worse by throwing in a dash of [[shipping]] culture. Their primary pastime is appearing at movie theaters to sing along with their ratched voices to songs in the movie and recording scenes from it on their [[iphone]]s, of course oblivious to the fact they are committing [[piracy]] (yet again, not that piracy is real theft anyways. Charging people to view that shitty movie definitely is theft, however. If for some reason you actually wanted to watch this movie, don't go looking around for it on [[TikTok|ShitTok]]; just go to 123movies and spare your ears from the screeching and instead go deaf from the unbearable musical scores.) If I didn't mention already, ''Wicked'' fangirls are massive dykes who also obsess over the supposed subtext behind Elphaba and Glinda's implied [[lesbianism]]; and if they're not fangirls then they're male lesbian-fetishists. A sequel to the movie called ''Wicked: For Good'' was announced and it is rumored to dive deeper into the lesbian aspects of Elphaba and Glinda's life; maybe even featuring a [[gay kiss]]. If true, it is expected that the collective reverberation of their [[squee|squeeing]] will cause an earthquake so massive that [[fundamentalist]]s will mistake it for the [[Rapture|biblical apocalypse]]. The lesbian fetishism got so out of hand that even [https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/ariana-grande-cynthia-erivo-married-people-think-1235898640/ the bitch who said Glinda might be "a little bit in the closet" had to reassure people that she and the green-skinned bitch were not dating in real life.]
[[File:Stupid Wicked Fans.png|250px|right|thumb|The bitch in glasses definitely ate all the theater's snacks after sitting on her fat dimply ass for almost 3 hours]]

<center>'''In fact, the fandom is so bad that even Papa Meat made a compilation of just how cringe they are in theaters!'''</center>
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQDyCOIHskQ</youtube></center>
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==See Also==
*[[Avatar (movie)]] / [[Avatar Gay Drama]]
*[[Fanfic lesbians]]
*[[Harry Potter]]
*[[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]]

==External Links==
*[https://www.wicked.com/ Wicked.com] - Their official website.
*[https://www.wattpad.com/stories/gelphie Read fanfictions about a fanfiction]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1dg2rcf/new_information_about_lillyethan_and_daltonariana/ Someone busting Ariana for cheating on her now ex husband]

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2025-11-21T01:19:04Z

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JoJo Siwa

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YeagerBomberman: /* Big Brother's Impact */ Oof, this page was long due for an update!

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''JoJo Siwa'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 19, 2003 ({{age|2003|5|19}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[White devils]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Whore|Female]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Singer, Attention Whore}}
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'''Joelle Joanie "JoJo" Siwa''' is a [[Miley Cyrus]] wannabe attention whore who ditched her little kid aesthetic <s>in favor of being a raging sexual deviant whose mind is always on the leakiest, smelliest pussy ever imaginable</s> Sike! She decided to go back to thirsting for men like a typical [[16-year old girl]].

==The Jailbait Days==
[[File:Jailbait cosplaying as Miley.png|200px|thumb|left|Who would've thought she'd follow Miley's footsteps looking like that.]]
It all started with Dance Moms. JoJo was first introduced on the second season of Abby's Ultimate Dance Competition. Both JoJo and her mother were hated for their "loud" personalities, which eventually lead to them getting the big bad boot in Divas in the House, sparing our ears by not making it to the final four. JoJo and her mother remained as permanent members on the team until the second half of Season 6. After <s>getting brutally molested by Abby Lee Miller</s> leaving Dance Moms, JoJo began her Bizarre Adventure by attacking the world with her annoying ass vocals when she was 13 years old, dressing in bright colors as if she were starring in a commercial that sells Sketchers for little girls with a big ass bow in her [[Vocaloid|Akita Neru]]-styled ponytail. Her first song was Boomerang, where she addresses all the bullying she got for getting trafficked by Abby Lee Miller in Dance Moms and forced to dance in the eyes of millions of horny pedophiles like Jared Fogle and Bible thumping mamas who didn't want to see little girls dress like they're going to a strip club. Predictably, she became yet another victim of Nickelodeon, a studio that specialized in molesting child actors thanks to [[Dan Schneider| the biggest, fattest producer of its shitty live-action shows always beating his teeny tiny meat to kids' stinky, smelly feet]].
[[File:Monkey girl with JoJo.jpg|200px|thumb|right|JoJo posing with a monkey!]]
[[File:Jailbait Siwa with Pedo Charles.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Why he looking at her like that if he prefers little boy dicks?]]
For her music video, ''Nonstop'', JoJo thought it was brilliant to feature some piece of jailbait to paint her face brown and dress up as a monkey. A bunch of chocolate truffles roaming on the internet were furious with her, not because the word monkey is used to make fun of the living chocolate humans, but because the make-up resembled blackface, a type of face paint that whities use to mock people darker than them.

{{quote| I've addressed Black Lives Matter issues previously on my social media, I will say it again for the ones in the back, Black Lives Matter, today, tomorrow, yesterday and forever. I'm on the right side of history here. Stop trying to make this about something it isn't.| JoJo praising a terrorist organization full of wild monkeys after getting accused of racism}}

Around the time James Charles was sexting as many male minors as he could as he fingered himself in his ass full of cum coated shit while doing so, JoJo decided to get a makeover done with him. Despite not being of James' preference, JoJo still thought one of the scariest days of her life was him doing her make-up, <s>thinking James was going to try and rape her</s> because she didn't like to try out new things. Well, that statement would later age like curd-ridden milk!

==Descent into Sexual Deviancy==
[[File:JoJo getting a hickey.png|200px|thumb|left|Excuse me, WTF are you doing!?]] [[File:Gay Cousin T Shirt.png|200px|thumb|right|As if anyone or anything would sniff her hairy, smelly, adult pussy!]]
After getting sick of all the male gaze and people like [[Drake]] beating their rancid meat to her while she was in her colorful kid era, Jojo decided to tell the world that she likes women as much as the average [[incel]] does using a shitty song where Lady Gaga sang about getting turned on by both men and women after someone found her attractive enough to plant their seed inside of her when she [[Lie|totally wasn't asking for it]] before she turned 20 (who knows, maybe getting raped by a man kickstarted Lady Gaga wanting to have sex with other women and sexually assaulting straight people with her music)!

{{quote| I've only had sex in the privacy in my own room… or my own hotel room| HoHo on a podcast dedicated to hating on straight sex and praising gay sex}}

<center>'''But shortly before the lesbian facade, JoJo thought it was a brilliant idea to fool the internet into thinking she got knocked up at just 18 years old'''
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Then, in an April 2024 interview with Billboard, JoJo said she wanted to create a new music genre called "gay pop," a genre that consistently licks the rectums of gay and bisexual people while also putting down straight and to an extent, encourages people to shame [[Asexuality|people who have no interest in gay sex]]. Of course her first adult song, Karma failed miserably to the point where even the lesbians started declaring themselves to be straight and even the yuri fanatics started feeling ashamed of themselves for jerking it to media meant to empower lesbians. The lyrics speak of a woman's regret of being caught jumping under another person's underwear while already being in a relationship with someone and seeing it as karma when they move on from her to someone new because they just can't be with a dirty whore so cant keep her nasty coochie to herself.

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== The Stage Incident ==
<center>'''JoJo being the HoHo she is decided to prove that she was "mature" by drinking vodka and groping herself on stage.'''</center>
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5m4QLcv3Ws</youtube></center>

== Big Brother's Impact ==
[[File:JoJo on Big Brother.png|250px|thumb|right|The fuck kind of Nickelodeon styled sitcom is this?!]]
[[File:Chris and Jojo on big brother.mp4|250px|thumb|right|Get your barf bags ready!]]
[[File:Yay JoJo is straight again.png|250px|thumb|right|Really? In front of our breakfast/lunch/dinner/dessert?!]]

Mickey Rourke didn't like the fact that JoJo was one hell of a dyke, so he threatened to rape her straight like an incel with a lesbian fetish definitely thinks about doing as they fap to females falling in love and lust for each other.
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3VP6o8cGg4</youtube></center>

Afterwards, JoJo Siwa decided to cheat on Kath Ebbs with Chris Hughes on the latest season of ''Celebrity Big Brother UK'' in fear of Mickey going through with his plan of tying her up and raping her straight. Mickey's wish partially came true when JoJo realized that she was more straight than she thought <s>because Kath is really fucking ugly and likes her girls young</s>.
{{quote| Fuck the L, I’m going to the Q.| JoJo trying to hide that she was into men this entire time}}
{{quote|It came a little bit from inside the LGBTQ community at times, From people I know, from partners I’ve had. You just get put in this world where you feel like, because you now have said, ‘Oh, I’m a lesbian’, you have to be a lesbian. And the truth is, sexuality is fluid|JoJo's stance on lesbian fetishism}}

== See Also ==
[[Nickelodeon]]

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Ariana Grande

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YeagerBomberman: Gonna update this piece by piece as I gain more new information from her Snark Subreddit (which are very helpful for ED articles about celebrities)

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|<big>'''This fanbase needs a serious clean up.'''</big> [[Muslim|Somebody]] should [[Ariana Grande Massacre|do something about it.]]
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ariana Grande'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 26, 1993 ({{age|1993|6|26}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|Always changing!}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Female]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Singer, Actress, Homewrecker}}
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'''Ariana Grande-Butera''' is a [[feminazi]] [[attention whore]] who talks in a weird, annoying baby-voice, makes perpetual duck-faces when taking selfies and has dumped numerous men to get in touch with the dicks of men that are already in happy loving relationships, was apparently responsible for a [[Ariana Grande Massacre|terrorist attack in England]], as well as {{Hover|the pathetic suicide of Mac Miller|According to butthurt fans}}.

== No shame in stealing taken men ==
[[File:Legend of Ariana Girlfriends Mask.png|250px|right|thumb|With her inability to help herself around taken men, Ariana became the real life Dark Lord]]
[[File:Clinton eyes Ariana.png|250px|thumb|left|Looks like Bill Clinton hasn't learned since the last time he eyed another woman behind Hillary's back.]]
[[File:Swiperiana.png|250px|right|thumb|Ariana on her way to steal your boyfriend/husband/fiance!]]
[[File:Arianas drastic weight loss.jpg|250px|thumb|left|[[You|Who]] would have thought this would be the result of [[Whore|having too much sex]]?]]
Once upon a time, Ariana's parents divorced when she was a [[jailbait|little girl]] with a blossoming sexual thirst. As a result of not growing up in a normal household with two loving parents to steer her in the right direction, and Christians constantly telling her that her older brother was going to roast like a Thanksgiving turkey down in hell for his habit of fucking himself both front and back to other men and constantly inviting them for dick slapping fests under the sheets in addition to sticking his own dick up their asses to a point where their rectums will hurt too much to shit for days, she began to steal men away from their significant others only to cheat on them with another taken man after getting bored of the very men she took from their ex partners. From Jai Brooks, to Nathan Sykes, to Big Sean, the list goes on and on and on.
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_Lm8-bRPog</youtube></center>
<center>'''How does she keep getting away with all the fucked up shit she's done?'''</center>

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== The Nickelodeon Days ==
[[File:First time blackfishing.png|250px|thumb|right|Ariana's first time race swapping!]]
[[File:Jennette lost the Raise award to Ariana.png|250px|thumb|right|Oh, that's why the friendship ended!]]
Ariana was pretty much [[Dan Schneider|Dan Schneider's]] personal favorite piece of jailbait to work with. He would constantly cuddle her like she was some sort of trophy wife session after session, always ready to beat his teeny tiny meat to her stinky smelly feet. She also doesn't get along well with certain celebrities. She had a feud with Victoria Justice back in the Victorious days where she blamed Victoria for ending the show which made fans angry with Victoria. In "What's Next For Sarah?", a parody of Ariana Grande was called "Gloriana" pokes fun at Ariana's narcissistic demeanor and her claiming to be a vegan while wearing leather bags and stuff with [[furry|animal fur]] on it. Some time after the sisterhood in Dan Schneider's prison of fap-material fantasies ended, Jennette called out Ariana's skank ass for having been such a naughty nasty whorebag. Rumor has it, Ariana took all the hush money so that she doesn't end up in a strip club full of [[pedo| men who have lost their virginities to their cum-ridden hands looking at petite women]]. Thanks to Jennette's call outs about her, Ariana got [[butthurt]] as hell and put her on a list of people interviewers are not allowed to ask her about in addition to <s>Mariah Carey, an old hag who's only popular during Christmas season that accused her of being a copy cat voice-wise.</s> Sike! Ariana molested Mariah into collaborating with her on a remix of Yes, And?, where she tried to fight back against the homewrecker label and empower her fellow whores, but failed miserably to appeal to the usual numbers.
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File:Throwingvictoriaunderthebus.png| Ariana talking shit about Victoria
File:Worstofarianators.png| Which lead to a bunch of jailbait infected with [[GOTIS]] attacking Victoria ruthlessly.
File:Worstofarianators2.png| More butthurt jailbaits attacking Victoria.
File:Jennette exposing Ariana.png| Jennette calling Ariana out for cheating
File:Jennette exposing Ariana pt 2.png| Jennette's big ol "fuck you" letter to Ariana
File:Alexander Deleon's words about Ariana.png| Even [[Who| this guy]] knew what was up!
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<center>'''An accurate portrayal on what it was like on the set with Dan's favorite jailbait actress'''</center>
<center><youtube>https://youtu.be/-JK4dx7t4F8</youtube></center>

=== The beginning of so many failed relationshits===
Her first foybriend, Graham Phillips was her longest lasting relationship before an unrelenting series of relationships that fail to last as long because she just can't contain her smol, jailbait sized tits when she sees a man who is already in a relationship, ready to ride their worn out dicks. At first, the second victim of her split up reverse harem, some lesbian-with-a-dick prankster named '''Jai Brooks''' was a total simp for her, calling her hot and all that stuff no sane human being (or at least one whose hands don't stink like cum or coochie every second) would ever say about someone as shitty as Ugliana. But wait! There were two arcs of that relationship! The first arc ended when Grande-Puta [https://archive.is/U6pZa predictably cheated on him] with Nathan <s>Dyke with a Dick</s> Sykes. They later got back together because Jai was a sucker for immature, overactive pussy at the time. But then a second breakup happened. Not because Jai was bad at sex, not because Jai's dick was two sizes too small, but because [https://www.bustle.com/articles/34440-ariana-grande-jai-brooks-broke-up-again-for-an-even-more-devastating-reason Jai didn't come comfort her when her grandfather croaked!] Bawwwww... What the fuck kind of excuse is that to dump someone who busted his lezzie looking ass to come back to you after you cheat on them with your next victim of short lasting relationships!?
<center>'''Whoriana says she didn't cheat on Jai, but these sure prove otherwise!'''</center>
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=== Her first attempt at chocolate flavored dick ===
[[File:Exposed the Glee Club.png|250px|thumb|right|DAAAMN!]]
[[File:Big Sean and Ariana on stage.png|200px|thumb|left|Oh! It was Ariana's grande-sized ass that Big Sean got turned on by the most!]]
[[File:Naya and Ariana before all hell broke loose.png|250px|thumb|right|If only Naya knew what was about to come after this encounter]]
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|I walk in, go downstairs, and guess what little girl is sitting cross-legged on the couch listening to music? … It rhymes with ‘Smariana Schmande.|Naya Rivera blasting Ariana not keeping her jailbait sized tits to herself
|I learned that I was no longer getting married from the internet, and at the same time as the rest of the world...Not only were we not getting married, we weren’t even together anymore.| Naya, devastated that Big Sean spilled the beans.
|She definitely doesn't seem mad at Schmariana — if anything she feels bad — because Big Sean's whole thing is getting as much press as possible, and he's going to be with whatever girl is getting him the most attention, and he's going to steal the spotlight.| Oh. I guess not!
|It was her first time being nominated and now, when she looks back at pictures of that night, he’s going to be in all of them. And they’re not even together anymore. Just stop. If you’re really a supportive man, then you know when to step aside and let your lady be the center of attention. You don’t need to literally stand in front of her to prove you were there| Naya roasting her attention seeking shit stain of an ex
|}}</center>
Whoriana first took interest in taken men with Big Sean, who was ready to get married to the late Naya Rivera. Big Sean thought he was really going to have a good time after he left is fiancee for a seductive pop star who was just beginning to sing about how much she loves having sex more than a normal human being would. He was wrong! In addition to constantly demanding his big brown dick every second, Ariana would act like a toddler and talk in a strange baby voice. This would go on until Big Sean got his karma by seeing Ariana cheat on him with Ricky Alvarez the next year. Funny enough, Big Sean was previously charged with [[pedophilia|sexually abusing a 17-year old girl]] in 2011.
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== Her Grande appetite for attention (and sex) ==
[[File:Ariana butts in Kanye and Drake drama.png|250px|thumb|right|Her desperate attempt to "empower women"]]
[[File:Nickiana behind the scenes.png|250px|thumb|right|How her lesbian affair with Nicki Minaj actually went.]]
[[File:Scooters words on Kris Wu.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Ariana got full on '''ASSHURT''' when Asian star Kris Wu was #1 on iTunes instead of her, likes a shady tweet that fueled her fans filled to the brim with [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|special snowflake syndrome]] to write hateful comments about and towards Kris Wu to a point where EVEN HER MANAGER GOT INVOLVED!]]
[[File:Being as dumb as Cat IRL.png|250px|thumb|right|Wait! But what happened to getting pissed at Kris Wu for making it to the top that one time?]]
Sluttiana claims to detest the objectification of women by men, yet she consistently objectifies men herself. This is evident in her choice of male dancers, who all sport six-pack abs, wear open leather jackets to flaunt their muscles, and tight jeans, while her lyrics often revolve around sexual themes. For instance, her song "Side To Side" describes a guy fucking her so hard she can't walk straight, and her music video for "Dangerous Woman" features in lingerie, stockings, a choker, and high heels on a couch, along with body suits and cat-ear headbands during performances with the full intent of sexually arousing losers whose hands stink of vaginal fluids and dick cheese. She even winks at the camera and removes her clothing in slow motion in her videos. At one point, she loved [[Nicki Minaj]] so much, that she did a song that has to do with those two hoes in bed together. So why does she react negatively when someone sexualizes her? She views her actions as empowering and claims it's about her self-confidence. However, if a man finds her attractive, she perceives it as objectification and sexism. Yet, this hasn't stopped her from "accidentally" sharing a video of herself kissing a female friend. Her quest for attention seems unending. Of course, this grande-sized appetite for all things sexual helps her get what she wants because we live in a world where everyone can't contain their freakish sexual tensions and hate all things that have to do with being pure as a dove when it comes to an individual's sex drive.
<center style="font-size: 45px;" class="blink">
<div style="color: red;">EMPOWERED STRONG GROUNDED</div>
<div style="color: orange;">CENTERED CONNECTED NOT ASKING FOR IT</div>
<div style="color: #FFE900;">LADYLIKE IRREVERENT WILD FREE</div>
<div style="color: green;">NOT ASKING FOR IT PLAYFUL WILLFUL RAW</div>
<div style="color: blue;">GENTLE FEROCIOUS NOT ASKING FOR IT</div>
<div style="color: indigo;">SEXUAL SENSUAL SOFT HARD</div>
<div style="color: purple;">DIVINE STRONG DIVINE HUMAN FEMALE</div>
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[[File:Degenerate Arianator.png|250px|thumb|right|{{Hover|She's not gonna fuck you, dicksmoke!|Or maybe she will if you are in a relationship. Who knows?}}]]
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;She thinks having sex with her is gonna turn her into a deity even though her [[worthless|ass kissing]] stans sure treat her like one!|
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;Asking people to dump their girlfriends in favor of her washed up pussy|
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;Having one hell of a lesbian affair with Nicki Minaj!|
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{{quote|I was a liar, I gave into the fire, I know I should have fought it. At least I'm being honest. Felt like a failure cuz I know that I failed ya I should have done you better cuz you don't want a liar.| Ariana describing herself so eloquently}}
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== The infamous donut shop incident ==
[[File:Ricky and Ariana on stage.png|225px|thumb|left|Ariana and her gigolo boyfriend before the incident]]
[[File:Exposed.png|thumb|right|250px|She hates America, much like the rest of the planet.]]
[[File:Ricky Alvarezs BDay tribute.png|225px|thumb|left| Literally the next day, she cheated on him with Mac Miller]]
[[File:Chocciana gets called out for licking donuts.mp4|250px|thumb|right|Judging by her voice in this clip, she definitely had a mouthful of chocolate each time she licked those poor, innocent donuts]]

Adopting a vegan lifestyle goes beyond just dietary preferences; it represents a comprehensive philosophy rooted in profound respect for all living creatures and a dedication to avoiding products that exploit animals. This commitment extends to both food choices and clothing. In her quest for fashion and status, Ariana may have overlooked the core principles of veganism, as highlighted by her vast collection of designer handbags that symbolize luxury but also animal exploitative while she positions herself as a strong supporter of veganism—a lifestyle that generally involves refraining from all animal products in both diet and fashion—a closer look at her lifestyle reveals a notable inconsistency. She often showcases high-end items from luxury brands like Chanel and Louis Vuitton, which are famous for their premium leather products. Furthermore, her collaborations with brands like MAC Cosmetics, which has been criticized for animal testing, complicate her position. Although MAC has made progress toward cruelty-free practices, its history of animal testing casts doubt on her association with the brand. Additionally, her partnership with Reebok, a company that manufactures leather sneakers, further highlights the contradictions in her declared vegan lifestyle. But wait, she's done something much worse that ultimately proves that she's faking her veganism...
[[File:Warning to Ariana on donuts.png|250px|right]]
<center><big>'''The infamous incident in a donut shop!'''</big></center>
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kDAzYjbugo</youtube></center>
She started by shouting "What the fuck is that!?' to the worker showed a tray of sweets. When the worker wasn't looking, she along with Ricky Alvarez licked donuts that they hadn't paid for like they did during their oral sex sessions every night. She first tried to blame her bratty, air-head behavior on a serious worry with children becoming obese in America by licking donuts in a donut-shop and then buying one yourself (only eating half a donut, because restrictions and pro-ana) and being a brat to the person working there fights the good fight when it comes to obesity. The incident ultimately resulted in Ariana getting banned from the donut shop and predictably breaking up with Ricky. After that pathetic apology, she went on TV to apologize, ending the appearance with promoting her new music coming up. Of course, people thought she was joking when she said "I hate America" and acted extremely disrespectful towards the employee in the donut shop.
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== Relationshit with Mac Miller that lead up to his death ==
'''View more about his only other relationshit [[Mac Miller|here]]'''
[[File:Mac Miller staring at Arianas ass.png|225px|thumb|right|Typical walking white chocolate guys!]]
[[File:Mac and Nomi tongue kissing.png|225px|thumb|left|Aww, what a cute couple that formed while they were in high school. Hope some whore with uncontrollable sexual desires doesn't get in the way of it!]]

After Ricky Alvarez failed to satiate her ravenous sexual appetite and didn't lick her body as much as he did with trays of donuts, she proceeded to take Mac Miller from his childhood sweetheart, Nomi Leasure 3 years after their first collaboration that [[lie| sure made them pass for a couple.]]
[[File:Mac drag queening around.png|225px|thumb|left|You like Mac's hair? Gee, thanks! HE JUST STOLE IT!]]
[[File:Maciana kiss.png|225px|thumb|right|Really, in public?]]
[[File:Maciana kiss 2.png|225px|thumb|left|At a concert she hosted after someone tried to '''BANG BANG! All over herrrr.''']]
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Of course Mac ended up regretting it after <s>he solely missed how much sweeter and less demanding of sexual favors every second his previous sweetheart was</s> saw that Ariana was going after yet another man in a happy relationship all thanks to her manager being a stupid brawn and soft doxxing her to her new challenger, Pete, leading up to one spicy night after the Met Gala! While many people who were far up both their asses claim their busy schedules were to blame, they also hit the unfollow button on each other’s social media. In one of his songs, Mac didn’t hold back, pointing to the toxicity as a key reason for their split. After that, Ariana jumped into a new relationship, while Mac found his zen in music, promising to turn over a new leaf in an Instagram post.

Mac battled with depression and substance abuse, but Ariana and their friends were swearing on behalf of their reputations that were there to cheer him on like a supportive fan club. One thing nobody, not even the Lord, told them about was that sobriety is no walk in the park. It’s more like a marathon where the finish line keeps moving, and the runner has to dodge all sorts of temptations along the way! Some will cross that finish line, others will die halfway.
[[File:NOW she is sorry to him.png|225px|thumb|right| Oh so after shit talking about him and causing him to get so depressed that he an hero'd, NOW she's calling him an angel?]]
<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|How absurd that you minimize female self-respect and self-worth by saying someone should stay in a toxic relationship because he wrote an album about them, which btw isn't the case (just Cinderella is (about) me). I am not a babysitter or a mother and no woman should feel that they need to be.
I have cared for him and tried to support his sobriety & prayed for his balance for years (and always will of course) but shaming / blaming women for a man's inability to keep his shit together is a very major problem. let's please stop doing that.| Ariana claims that she was trying to help Mac with his drug addiction, only to worsen it by dumping his junkie ass
|I had seen him a few weeks ago in New York... We wound up talking and catching up for close to five hours. He seemed truly at peace with his life. Fully resolute about his past relationship (which he chose to end). Very optimistic about the future and his new album. Yes, somewhat anxious and self-conscious in the ways I knew him to be. But clear eyed and clear headed. Not on drugs, at least at that moment, and according to him not on drugs habitually at all.| Nomi Leasure after seeing [http://www.post-gazette.com/ae/music/2018/09/07/mac-miller-death-tmz-report/stories/201809070140 Mac free from Ariana's reign of sexual demands]
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=== Mac becomes an hero! ===
[[File:Mac_Miller_Nike_Sacrifice.jpg|thumb|225px|left|Just ''did'' it... lolfgt]]
[[File:Morbid tweet from a Maciana shipper.png|225px|thumb|right|Arianators' humor at their [[Lie|best]].]]
[[File:You better be sorry you cheater.png|100px|thumb|left| She better be!]]

Tragedy struck on September 7, 2018. Miller was scheduled to shoot a music video later on that day, but instead, he was found unresponsive. His personal assistant tried to get him back up on his feet, transferring all the life saving cooties they can into the rapper's lungs until paramedics arrived. Sadly, the paramedics arrived too late, with Miller already past rigor mortis. The wannabe wigger's biggest fans went everywhere they can on the internet to put all the blame on Ariana because she just had to dump him to get onto another man's dick <s>just to spite him for not giving her hungry little pussy enough attention</s> because he couldn't help himself when it came to sweet, sweet drugs. Like the fake bitch she is, she would constantly talk shit about Mac Miller after they broke up instead of keeping their reasons for breaking up private, bitching her culo pequeño guarro off about how he was toxic and she felt like she was a mother for him because he was sick. But when he became [[an hero]], she talked about him being an angel. Pieces of jailbait running [[Eminem|"stan"]] accounts, pedophiles who like when women have small loli tits, and even the [[loser|losers]] who were filling their genitals up with the same drugs that killed Mac immediately started whining about what soulless assholes people were for saying that Ariana's cheating ass contributed to Mac getting so depressed and eliminating himself from the earth, moments before they went back to fapping to this whore's shitty music, some even dreaming about licking her pussy clean from all the cum it took from Pete each night.
{{quote|That was really horrible, and I can’t imagine what that shit is like. All I do know is that she really loved the shit out of him, and she wasn’t putting on a show or anything. That was fucked up!| Pete knew he was in trouble!}}
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== Relationshit with Pete Davidson ==
'''View more details on Pete's relationshit before this one and a rather unexpected epilogue of this very relationshit [[Pete Davidson|here]]'''
[[File:Ariana and Pete origins.jpg|225px|thumb|left| Part of the origin story of that relationship which crashed n' burned after Mac an hero'd himself]]
[[File:Bahahahaha busted.png|225px|thumb|right| Oh Cazzie was PISSED that her almost husband was stolen by Homewreckiana!]]
Whoriana <s>only started seeing Pete just to make Mac jealous</s> [https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2018/06/201742/pete-davidson-ariana-grande-relationship-timeline-doesnt-make-sense couldn't help herself with Pete already planning to marry his girlfriend at the time] and just had to get down his pants because she likes used up dicks rather than fresh dicks. It all started when Ariana threw a little shindig at her Airbnb in NYC and decided to invite Pete while both of them were still in their respective relationshits. Stupid Brawn made the mistake of mentioning that Pete would be hanging out with some of the SNL crew, possibly hosting a big orgy party. La puta grande only wanted Scooter to say hello to Pete on her behalf, but the old fart took it up a notch and said, “Why not let him say hi himself?” and gave Pete her phone number. Pete had a mutual friend who was also heading to the after party, and he noted that the festivities kicked off before Ariana even made it back from the Gala. When she finally strolled in, she was still sporting an extremely slutty Sistine Chapel dress that screams out for all the men to fuck her with all the cum they got waiting to come out their weewees. The night turned into one hell of a raunchy comedy-styled game of Quiplash on the couch. As the guests started to drop like flies out the room, it ended up being just Pete and Ariana left in her place. That’s when he decided to channel his inner romantic and asked if he could kiss her. And they did like the filthy animals they are! As a result, they left their respective partners to pursue a relationshit that didn't even last half a year.
[[File:Petiana matching phonecases.png|225px|thumb|right|First, she steals people's boyfriends, now she's stealing phones!?]]
Pete would talk about her like an object, saying he felt like he won a prize. To top it off, Ariana decided to get matching tattoos with Pete, even went the extra mile and wrote a song for him on her album like she did with all the other suckers she managed to pull to her naked body. They were always having public cyber sex and being a simp for one another until word got out that Mac couldn't fight his post-Ariana depression anymore.
[[File:Ariana talking about Petes dick.png|225px|thumb|left| Ariana talking about Pete's dick as if people give a shit about dick sizes (well, [[you]] do, apparently!)]]
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===Pete almost becomes an hero===
[[File:Pete pulls the an hero card.png|250px|thumb|right|Oh he helped us, all right. He helped us learn what a sucker he is!]]
[[File:Petes GoFundMe after a break up.png|250px|thumb|right|Yo mama! That's who started it for Pete's fame hungry ass!]]
After only less than half a year of dating an even almost getting married, Ariana and Pete went their separate ways not long after Mac sacrificed his life to drugs due to depression seeing a whore he left his childhood sweetheart for cheat and leave him for a comedian <s>whom she thought had a bigger dick than him</s> who was just about to marry his own sweetheart before she left his unfunny ass. This of course lead to Ariana's fandom full of shitty, smelly feminist skanks and men wearing their own dick cheese as a second pair of underwear to harass him. It got so bad to where Pete decided to pull the "I'm going to kill myself!" card as means to get the harassment to stop. It was so bad, that the police had to come over to his house during his audition for the 2018 Golden iPod Awards. Later, Ariana got furious when Pete made jokes about their break-up on Saturday Night Live right after she took one nasty jab at him, saying "thank you, next" and putting him in a burn book in her own tasteless rip off of Mean Girls, literally after she went to go see Pete to save herself from getting his blood on her stans' hands that are already literally full of more than enough genital goop.
{{quote|I've spoken about BPD and being suicidal publicly only in the hopes that it will help bring awareness and help kids like myself who don't want to be on this earth… I just want you guys to know. No matter how hard the internet or anyone tries to make me kill myself. I won't. I'm upset I even have to say this.| Pete after failing to win a Golden iPod Award for 2018}}
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== How to Get Away With Racism: The Grande Way ==
[[File:Ariana the Last Race Bender.png|250px|thumb|left|Oh what a documentary that would be...]]
[[File:Ariana laying in a casket for fun.png|260px|left]]
[[File:Ariana whining after getting caught.png|thumb|250px|left|Cry me a river! Oh! Cry me a river!]]
Ever since she walked out of Nickelodeon with all that hush money she stole from the studio, Greedy Grande decided to adopt a habit of changing her race to not only appeal to as many communities as she can (well, except for the [[asexual]] community because everyone haaaaates when people don't get sexual feelings for anyone), but also try to make as many people as she can try to seduce into playing with their smelly flaky genitals to whatever race she was appropriating at the time.
[[File:Another take on race baiting.png|260px|left]]
Ariana's race shifting started with the [[Nigger|walky talky chocolate people]] by applying enough fake tan to pull off the full body version of a blackface, and even adopted the chocolatey accent to go along with it after leading so many people to think she was [[Spic|latina]]. In a shitty hip-hop-inspired joint about all of the joys of disposable income titled '''''7 Rings''''', she even had a shitty rap section to go along with mimicking the way [[rapper|rappists]] and Wrecking Ball era [[Miley Cyrus]] violated our retinas with ass shaking moves so shitty that we wish they all got slapped with charges falling under sexual assault because that's how bad our eyes were assaulted with the power they thought they had in their asses.
 <center><big>'''Chocciana compilation!'''</big></center>
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pviFyewXA0</youtube></center>
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<center>'''In fact, it was so bad that even Pete Gaveintotoomuchsex made a joke about it:'''</center>
{{quote|Can you imagine if I did that? Can you imagine if '''I''' DID THAT!? My career would be over tomorrow if I spray-painted myself brown and hopped on the cover of Vogue magazine and just started shitting on my ex! Can you imagine?}}
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[[File:Asian Ariana appears.png|225px|thumb|right|Even this dude gets it!]]
[[File:Asian Ariana appearing on The Voice.png|225px|thumb|left|Watch out, she's gonna spit in your fried rice!]]
Then, when K-Pop got popular by the time she seduced the producers enough to be a judge on The Voice just by singing how much she wants to have sex with whomever's cum-crusted dick she was pulling at the time, Blackiana got tackled and ceased by [[Azn|Asianiana]] as if the newly formed Asian persona was [[George Floyd|Derek Chauvin]]! But before that, back when she was applying as much peanut butter chocolate mixture as she could, she was putting Japanese on her hands! Could this actually be the reason why she decided to transition from being some random ginger bread cookie who escaped from a strip club to someone that got rejected from a J-Pop band for looking at too much tentacle porn?
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File:Moar azn speaking while trying to be black.png|
File:Not so good at self defense there.png| Nice try, Floozy
File:Responding to a fan in Japan.png|BAWWW She didn't give them any money after that!|
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== Fixation with murderers ==
[[File:Arianas comment about JonBenet Ramsey.png|250px|thumb|left|What a sick bitch!]]
[[File:Ariana simps for Jeffery Dahmer.mp4|333px|thumb|right|The infamous interview that upset the family of one of Jeffrey's victims]]
<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|To me, it seems like she’s sick in her mind. It’s not fancy or funny to say you would have wanted to do dinner with him. It’s also not something you should say to young people, which she says she did| Shirley Hughes, the mother of one of the 17 men killed by Jeffrey Dahmer
|Unfortunately, until it happens to her and her family, she just doesn’t know what we have been through| Barbara Hughes, the sister of the same victim whose family Ariana shocked|}}</center>
When we say that Ariana has an unsettling obsession with topics like murder, we mean it! She claims to be deeply affected by the 2017 Manchester Massacre, yet she had no qualms about "joking" that JonBenet Ramsey, a 6-year-old girl who was brutally raped and murdered on Christmas Day in 1996, would make a great Halloween costume. That's right! According to Disgustiana, a deceased 6-year-old who was raped and killed is an acceptable choice for Halloween costumes. Then, during the series of interviews that took place while Hollywood was producing one big cash cow of a Wizard of Oz fanfiction, Ariana stated that cannibalistic serial killer, Jeffrey Dahmer was her '''dream dinner guest''' and '''LAUGHED''' throughout the interview like the sick psycho bitch she is. This did not sit well with the family of Dahmer's victim, Tony Hughes, who was deaf and non-verbal and was targeted and killed by Dahmer in 1991.
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==Failed marriage with Dalton Gomez==
[[File:How the marriage actually went.png|250px|thumb|left|Accurate portrayal of the proposal]]
[[File:Typical day in that failed marriage.png|250px|thumb|right|Typical day in Dalton and Ariana's marriage]]
[[File:Mama Grande welcoming Dalton at first.png|275px|left|]]
Eight months after Pete's fear of getting dumped because of grief from Mac Miller successfully winning the 2018 Golden iPod Awards came true, the puta grande tried again to get some chocolate dick with one of the two guys behind some ridiculously obscure band called Social House, who she collaborated with to produce a shitty song about <s>situationships</s> <s>friends with benefits</s> whatever the hell kind of "fuck around and find out" shit people do when searching for people to grow entitled to one another these days. She did manage to get on down to Mikey's chocolate salty balls a for little longer than she ate all the potato chips and cheese off Pete's kielbasa... until yet another man whose dick danced to her increasingly insatiable pussy came along and she decided she had enough chocolate-flavored dick shortly before Valentine's Day 2020, swapping races once again when the coronavirus was Kung Flu fighting its way around America. Her engagement to Pete came to fruition after only a month of dating. But with this Dalton Gomez fellow? Surprise! She had a little more patience, as she went on to get engaged four months subsequently from first getting to know this guys through what's underneath their underwear. Unlike last engagement, which failed due to Mac failing to fight his inner demons, this one succeeded after five stressful months. That didn't stop their friends from being concerned about the longevity of this relationship <s>and how it will fall apart</s>.
[[File:Arianas first marriage.png|thumb|left|What a lovely couple. We sure hope one's hypersexuality doesn't ruin it.]]
{{quote|Ariana and Dalton’s friends have always been concerned by their whirlwind romance and felt their relationship would ultimately be short-lived. Their relationship has been rocky at different points, and they've had trouble making time for each other with scheduling issues.|One witness said}}

[[File:Dalton's sister calls Ariana out.png|250px|thumb|right|Dalton's sister knows what happened! Ask her everything!]]
Surprisingly, this was actually her first relationship to last more than two years. However, because of them always having to be apart due to Wicked being filmed in the [[United Kingdom|Land of Fish and Chips]] (but the two lead actresses refused to eat the fish and chips between scenes as one was constantly craving a man's personal meat, while the other's face constantly smelled like a group of shrimps after one hell of an undersea orgy), it only lasted as long as her very first relationship amongst the many men she tainted the lives of. Upon the divorce in 2023, Dalton was lucky to receive over $1,250,000 tax-free from la puta grande who left him for another married man as part of their divorce settlement. While he won’t be getting any spousal support, he will be entitled to half of the net profits from the sale of their Los Angeles home. Additionally, Ariana was forced to cover $25,000 of his attorney fees.

At first glance, this might seem like just another celebrity divorce, but there’s more beneath the surface. Legal documents reveal that the former couple agreed not to release, disclose, or publish any photographs (and their related negatives), tapes, films, or similar materials in any form, whether now or in the future. Moreover, Gomez reportedly signed a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) that prohibits him from giving interviews, writing, or participating in any way with the creation or presentation of books, articles, interviews, programs, or any other type of publication related to the other party. As a result, Dalton is bound by this mutual agreement to remain silent about their relationship no matter how much Whoriana tries to twist up the story like Amber Heard did during the Johnny Depp trial. But Ariana proceeded to violate the negative remarks part of the NDA in her shitty slander burger of an album, ''Eternal Sunshine''.
{{quote|Now it's like I'm lookin' in the mirror, Hope you feel alright when you're in her, I found a good boy and he's on my side, You're just my eternal sunshine, sunshine|Ariana's personal "fuck you" to Dalton after the divorce.}}
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==Back to being a white chick==
===[[Wicked (Movie)|Wicked]]: Behind the Scenes===
[[File:Transitioning from Hood Bitch to Good Witch.png|250px|thumb|left|Another one hit with [[Michael Jackson|Black to White]] disease!]]
[[File:Ethan and Ariana exposed.png|250px|frameless|right]]
[[File:Grande and Bailey at a game.png|250px|thumb|left|Don't worry! This guy she's sitting next to isn't attracted to women (but he'd be interested in dick slapping fests with her brother under the sheets)]]
After successfully catering to [[Nigger| chocolate people]] with her Thank U, Next album and pretending to be Asian for a while, she proceeded to wash off all her fake melanin and usurp the identity of <s>Bad Bitch</s> Good Witch Glinda for Wicked. Getting infected with Michael Jackson skin disease to the point of it even stripping all the melanin off her hair was not the only noticeable change on her, though! She certainly had a nose job, experimented with lip fillers, and consistently wears hair extensions as a result of hair loss over the years, ultimately contradicting her statements that she didn't get any plastic surgery. Additionally, she lost what little boobs she had from not eating anything else aside from munching on the meat of whichever man is currently under her love spell, which she's probably never going to get back unless she gains enough fat on her chest to get herself some implants. That's just the tip of the iceberg.

People say that Dalton cheated and that's why Ariana decided to file for divorce. NOPE! Turns out the real reason why Ariana left Dalton was because while on set for that dogshit fanfiction of a movie, la puta grande gazed upon on another married man, using her sexually provocative magic to make that particular man's dick dance all the way to her rancid coochie, as usual, just with one difference: '''The married man she seduced to her panties only just had a baby with his high school sweetheart!''' <s>Though if Dalton did cheat on her, we totally understand why he did it.</s> In addition to crying on interviews, she constantly flirts with Cynthia Erivo, a dyke who stole a woman from another woman and got triggered over people making pussy jokes about Elphaba. The romantic tendencies within her friendship with Cynthia and the growing amount of people who stick their hands down their pants to two women just interacting with each other ended up [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmU_4ObP7Jo scaring the dyke who Cynthia stole from a previous marriage shitless!]
[[File:Wicked Babysitting.png|250px|thumb|right|Pretty much how everyone who took part in and/or watched Wicked treat Ariana and Ethan after ruining the franchise for Ethan's ex wife]]
[[File:Arianas love life.png|260px|left]]
<center>'''AND IT TURNS OUT SHE STOLE ETHAN JUST FOR THE FILM AND DOESN'T ACTUALLY FIND HIM HOT'''</center>
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File:Stole him for nothing.png|"Heyyy, waiter! His sausage is rotten! Find me a man with fresher meat!" - Ariana
File:Avoidingtheuglyginger.mp4|Very funny, Chelsea. Very funny.
File:Avoidingtheuglyginger2.mp4|Sorry Ethan, she's off to find your replacement.
File:Avoiding the ugly ginger 3.png|{{Hover|Why aren't they holding hands?|Because they masturbated too much before sex!}}
File:Arianas second lezzie affair.png|{{colortext|red|"Mmmm,}} {{colortext|orange|tastes}} {{colortext|#FFE900|like}} {{colortext|green|undersea}} {{colortext|blue|mating}} {{colortext|purple|parties!"}}
File:Bowen trying to eat Ethans ass.png|Look out, Ariana! Bowen's stealing the same man you stole from a wife with a kid!
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{{quote|Why do you care so much whose dick I ride?|Puta Grande after getting (rightfully) slut shamed for her inability to keep her pussy to herself}}
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==See also==
*[[Ariana Grande Massacre]]
*[[Mac Miller]]
*[[Wicked (Movie)]]

== External Links ==
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1hia8tw/someone_who_used_to_work_for_a_big_popculture/ Pop Crave getting exposed for being Grande Simps]
*[https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/27/ariana-grande-jeffrey-dahmer-victim-family-slams-dream-dinner-guest-tony-hughes/ Ariana disrespecting a murder victim's family]

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Tommy Tooter

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YeagerBomberman: Just saw this guy on KiwiFarms. Yeesh, he really is a horrorcow like they labelled him to be!

<div style="text-align:center; color:purple; margin-bottom:1em;"><big><big><big>"there is nothing shameful about eating out of dumpsters"</big></big></big>''[http://www.theranter.com/forum/vBulletin/showpost.php?p=636586&postcount=29 - Tommy Tooter]''</div>

Tommy Tooter is a [[Hobo|homeless man]] who is active on the internet.

He has dreams of striking it rich making money off the internet so that he need not go out on the street and blow his saxophone for money.

Oh, and he posted his [http://archive.is/1SzQK#selection-2831.0-2841.14 SSN on a public usenet group before]. This is an intelligent thing to do and will no way backfire on him.

{{quote|Tommy Tooter is my stage name and is licensed to me. You gave up the right to use that license the moment you banned me and deleted my account. Either remove it now or you and I will have a nice day in court before a judge. I'll sue you and you and your anonymous friends can all be paying my rent money for the rest of your lives.|[http://www.sociallyuncensored.eu/forums/threads/tommy-tooter-dmca-notice.12750/ Tommy Tooter]}}

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==Tommy makes the news==
Tommy is mentioned in the paper in 1987 as the homeless man who has been [http://articles.latimes.com/1987-08-23/news/we-2882_1_street-people around for five years], and [http://articles.latimes.com/1987-11-12/news/we-20393_1_rhonda-meister was shot in the spleen] while foraging for a half-eaten sandwich in the dumpster where he routinely deposits his shit wrapped up in a newspaper.

{{quote|America is Everyone's home|Thomas Jay Wasserberg}}

However, he immediately started a howling match with another guy whom he perceived as not quite having America as his home.
August 23, 1987|ALAN CITRON | Times Staff Writer
.
Thomas J. Wasserberg, gaunt and sunburned after
spending five years in and around Venice, called
homelessness a myth. "The term "homelessness"
is vicious propaganda," Wasserberg said, just
before getting involved in a bitter screaming
match with a merchant. "America is everybody's
home." Yet the Wasserbergs of the world are still
largely regarded as pariahs by more conventional
segments of the community.

November 12, 1987|ALAN CITRON | Times Staff Writer
.
Los Angeles police said that Thomas J. Wasserberg,
33, who lives at a beach encampment at the foot of
Rose Avenue, was shot in the spleen on Monday
afternoon while foraging for food in an alley at
Sunset Court near the beach. Wasserberg is in fair
condition at UCLA Medical Center.

==Tommy's facebook==
Here is Tommy's [http://www.facebook.com/ttooter facebook page.] He complains in it of his writing getting yanked off and posted in blogs and forums and this page. He sometimes gets into slanging matches and his page gets deleted for abusive and threatening content.

An example of Tommy making friends and influencing people:

[[Image:Tommy comments on facebook.jpg|frame|center|Tommy offers condolences on learning of a friend's loss of his family member]]

The old one was here:[http://www.facebook.com/TommyTooter Tommy Tooter's page on facebook]
It is filled with what he considers interesting, like this picture:
[[Image:Elephant boinked with a load of passengers.jpg|frame|center]]

Tommy wants a primitive sort of population control, like unwanted pets get put down or sterilized. This is him shooting his keyboard off, on facebook.

[[Image:Tommy tooter wants to kill people off to control population.png|frame|center|Tommy wants unproductive people killed off]]

==Gallery==
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Image:Tommy blowing his saxophone by the roadside.jpg
Image:Tommy blowing flute on a trail.jpg
Image:Tommy blowing his horn in his favorite pic.jpg
Image:Tommy blowing his saxophone at austin.jpg
Image:Tommy photographed by a film camera-1.jpg
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Image:Tommy photographed by a film camera-3.jpg
Image:Tommy blows his saxophone at an airport.jpg
Image:Tommy_Tooter_and_Shayen.jpg
Image:Tommy making the first cut with a water-cooled rotary saw.jpg
Image:Tommy stone 01.jpg
Image:Tommy stone 02.jpg
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===Mugshots===
Tommy gets arrested so often, an image search for his name throws up his many expressions on the many mugshots he has up on the web.

He admits to [http://www.theranter.com/forum/vBulletin/showpost.php?p=599677&postcount=29 using drugs] prior to getting arrested:

{{quote|the first time i ever got scooped up by the cops for being to weird in public was behind a blind dose of PCP. somebody busted out a dipped hooter. i could taste something strange in the first toke. felt totally wrong on the second toke, didn't take any more and tripped right out.|Tommy Tooter}}

He explains that he had the money for bail, but [http://www.theranter.com/forum/vBulletin/showpost.php?p=601183&postcount=33 was thrown in jail] for technical reasons:

{{quote| i had the bail. the bondsmen wouldn't do it without real property for collateral that none of my family or friends had.|Tommy Tooter}}

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Tommy Tooter was featured in the [http://galleries.statesman.com/gallery/photos-day-may-2011/#169470 Austin Statesman's slideshow].

[[Image:Tommy tooter featured in the statesmans slide show.png|frame|center]]

{{quote|Tommy Tooter belts out a tune on Riverside Drive hoping someone will appreciate his musical prowess enough to fork over some spare change. But he doesn't have a good feeling about today. 'It's been tough with gas prices so high.' he says,' when people don't have money they just ignore me.' Still, he does okay, 'better than any job I could have,' he says. Originally from Chicago, Tooeter has lived all over the country, he says, but has settled in Austin. He's been here for 12 years now.}}

==Literary Efforts==
Tommy Tooter joined various forums on the web, always with the aim of earning money off his literary efforts. He claimed to have unique and entertaining media to post, but always copy/pasted stuff without reading them first, and then went ballistic and abusive when asked to explain the media he had brought in.

Like a cat bringing in the decomposed corpse of a long dead mouse.

With great pride.

Sometimes, very rarely, he would provide glimpses into the Hobo lifestyle. Like at [http://www.theranter.com/forum/vBulletin/showpost.php?p=614000&postcount=8 theranter.com:]
{{quote|i spread newspaper, crap on it , roll it up, stuff it in the bag and then throw it in a commercial dumpster.|Tommy Tooter}}

== He wants his daddy to go beat up the bullies ==
{{quote|let me see some volunteers to go pranking over those two forums and i'll give specific targets ... i have targets spotted at at least 10 more sites if you folks entertain me with some freaked out foes responses.|Tommy Tooter}}

He can't handle detractors on his own or reply logically when people poke holes in his arguments. So he joins yet another forum and [http://www.thescambaiter.com/forum/f22/art-playing-fool-787 tries to drag the people there] into his fight.

==Soliciting money for Homosexual encounters, also being a tranny==
[[Image:TommyFemale.gif|frame|center|Tommy Tooter, passing as female.]]

He is [http://www.juot.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1004913&postcount=20 actually a female:]

{{quote|the only thing really completely male about me is my penis ... all i wanted was to grow up and be a wife and mother|Tommy Tooter}}

On a usenet thread, [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/alt.gathering.rainbow/u6mJ9QL0HIU/uNd8LIYE-fwJ Tommy told people all about being a tranny]

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{{morphquote|TrannyTooterQuotes|text-align:center;border:10px solid #cccccc;width:600px;height:330px;border-radius:35px;background-color:eggwhite;padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px|font-weight:bold
|i wanted to be somebody's wife and mother when i was young and i was hoping for a guy. i still would, but only with all the proper working parts. without them, i'm a dicked dyke and will do a dude for money or get into it for fun with a righteous rainbow brother, but i prefer to lay naked with a woman. never done it with a guy yet and don't know how i'd feel. closest i ever came was a hermaphrodite punk rocker. you want to swap long strange road stories, i've got a cast of thousands and i don't have to embellish much to put them over either.|Tommy Tooter wishing he was a female
|i could pass for a 35 yo straight chick with makeup, a wig and corset this weekend if anybody'd like to take me out for my debut night on the town. you gotta buy the wig and corset because i don't have one. I have a decent hippie chick outfit otherwise, with dancing shoes. none of those six inch bimbo spikes for this dancing girl, let me tell you! flat shoes, a big full skirt and a skimpy tank top my boobs stick out of already.|Tommy Tooter believing he could pass
|thomas is wore out. tommy needs to be on the surface in these troubled times. i feel safer and like less of a target for my words as a transgendered woman than a surviving 60's radical rabble rouser. my old friends are understanding me much better as an excitable chick than an angry dude. especially folks who only know me online. i'm feeling like a really sly bitch knowing i'm going to get my way a lot easier with boobs than anything else i've ever tried. money doesn't rule the world. tits, ass, pussy, fuck me hairstyles and paint jobs rule the world.|Tommy Tooter transitioning for asspats''}}
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He wants [http://www.theranter.com/forum/vBulletin/showpost.php?p=566915&postcount=6 $100 for a handy]:

{{quote|a $100 bill for me to touch his or let him touch mine.|Tommy Tooter}}

He upped the ante soon after, however.

{{quote|the bidding starts at $10, 000 in gold on the first blow job and a million in gold for the only ass fucking and nobody with anything more than 6" is going to get to bid.|Tommy Tooter}}

More [http://www.theranter.com/forum/vBulletin/showthread.php?t=36137&page=2 soliciting for sex:]

{{quote|i will masturbate you for ten hundred dollar bills and fellate you for a hundred of them.|Tommy Tooter}}

==She is EMANCIPATED==
Tommy brags about [http://www.theranter.com/forum/vBulletin/showpost.php?p=637557&postcount=2 his sexual conquests]:

{{quote|in 1983, i walked in the door to find my old lady and a 15 year old emancipated minor waiting for me in my bed. the assholes are trying to brand me a pedophile based on one 30 year old incident.| Tommy Tooter}}

[http://www.theranter.com/forum/vBulletin/showpost.php?p=637219&postcount=12 Their names:]

{{quote| sabrina was the 15 year old and meghan, the welfare mama.|Tommy Tooter}}

But he is, of course, [http://www.theranter.com/forum/vBulletin/showpost.php?p=639656&postcount=33 not a pedophile]:

{{quote|one session of oral sex with an emancipated minor is hardly a pedophile.|Tommy Tooter}}

Tommy displays his [http://www.theranter.com/forum/vBulletin/showpost.php?p=637644&postcount=8 legal expertise]:

{{quote|the girl was emancipated. i was under the impression that makes her an adult.|Tommy Tooter}}

It was [http://www.theranter.com/forum/vBulletin/showpost.php?p=639655&postcount=40 all ORAL!]

{{quote|i daresay that one session of ORAL sex with an emancipated minor is far less perverted|Tommy Tooter}}

But it was so long ago, [http://www.theranter.com/forum/vBulletin/showpost.php?p=639663&postcount=42 he is quite safe.]

{{quote|statute of limitations has long run out on it|Tommy Tooter}}

It might just be [http://www.theranter.com/forum/vBulletin/showpost.php?p=639694&postcount=46 a story he made up to entertain,] however.

{{quote|can you prove i wasn't writing fiction|Tommy Tooter}}

Of course, [[Big Al|he has an ally]] that [http://www.theranter.com/forum/vBulletin/showpost.php?p=638277&postcount=9 watches out for him:]

{{quote|big al is pitching a complaint at the ISP as i write this|Tommy Tooter}}

Steamy details [http://www.theranter.com/forum/vBulletin/showpost.php?p=636954&postcount=6 here at theranter.com]. An imgur gallery containing Tommy posts about Sabrina [http://imgur.com/a/EiW6G here].

To nobody's surprise, the pathetic [[pedophile]] that is Tommy lusts over 13 year old girls as long as they are "legal". He also pulled the classic "I didn't know she was 14 that many pedophiles use when they are caught:

{{quote|first of all, i don't go looking for sex. i never have. it comes to me or i don't get any. if i were approached by a 13 year old girl who actually got me aroused, which isn't very easy when they're that young, and she has emancipation papers, i would accept her offer. sabrina was very mature looking and i didn't know she was only 14 until her 15th birthday. i thought it was going to be her 19th.|Tommy Tooter}}

== Tommy and bestiality ==

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|dogs are very expressive if you understand dog. when lady wanted her pussy rubbed, she made it real clear with her expression and the way she'd curl her tail sideways and stick it in your face. she'd totally light up if you asked her if she wanted noogies.|Tommy Tooter, on [https://archive.is/i1JZu#selection-4835.1-4835.257 pleasuring dogs]
|only the fertile females were masturbated and only when they were begging for it.|Tommy Tooter [https://archive.is/uNKbt#selection-2213.3-2213.84 preferences]
|seems reasonable, but i had some that followed me in there to try and drink my pee as it came out of the tap. dogs are strange. you can set a bowl of fresh clean water next to the toilet for them and they'll drink out of the toilet every time. i think they like the extra flavoring. |Tommy Tooter and [http://archive.is/Zu6tE zoophiliac watersports]''}}
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== Busking in Tucson ==
He went to Quarzsite, set up shop there and then travelled to Tucson and settled there. Until he gets kicked out, that is.

{{quote|It keeps getting better. I now have a lease on a space right at the corner of Broadway and Euclid for $395/mo and it's ok to run a business out of it.

I'm across the street from a park if anybody here wants to get a Sunday afternoon pot luck and drumming going.|Tommy Tooter}}

Anybody want to take him up on it?

{{quote|Even more better! Just put almost $50 in my pocket in less than 90 minutes on a corner less than 200' from my front door. Better still, the only cop I saw gave me a thumbs up.|Tommy Tooter on facebook}}

He is getting perilously close to another free paid vacation courtesy Uncle Sam.

{{quote|One of Tucson 's funniest told me to clear the median where the motorists and pedestrians had been treating me exceptionally well. If he sees me there again he'll cite me for something. The stationtold me there was no specific law saying I couldn't be there so I wonder what he'll cite me for. I hate to just give in. That corner has given me almost a hundred bucks for less than three hours work. Suggestions?|Tommy Tooter}}

Of course, the suggestion that he work for an honest living doesn't get accepted.

== Youtube channel ==
He has uploaded a [http://www.youtube.com/user/ctomeez0013/videos few videos on Youtube.] He speaks unintelligbly and sometimes blows his horn.

He had an account on streetjelly.com but got banned for getting on camera, then demanding payment before he would start playing his horn.

== See also ==
*[[Homeless DJ]]
*[[Big Al]]

== External links ==
*[https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Tommy_Tooter Lolcow.wiki article]
*{{kf|tommy-tooter-thomas-wasserberg.18925|Kiwi Farms Thread}}

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[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]
[[Category:Horrorcows]]

Kphoria

2025-07-13T02:05:38Z

YeagerBomberman: added Category:Horrorcows using HotCat Literally says such on his KiwiFarms thread.

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{{achtung|THE FAGGOT IS BACK ON YOUTUBE AND HAS A ODYSEE PAGE}}

'''Kphoria''' ([[Powerword]]: Keith Richard Arnold) is your average [[vore]] fan who makes [[shit]]ty videos out of [[MS Paint]] and Windows Movie Maker, and thinks they're the best things invented since sliced bread. He was once very popular on [[YouTube]] because of his [[Lolicon|loli]] videos (all his little girls wear short skirts), and everyone can relate to his characters because they [[Tracing|ALL LOOK THE SAME]]. Flaming him only results in him summoning his loyal army of [[fantards]] to return the favor.

==His Animations==
===Kphoria on YouTube===
[[File:Kphoriaytlogo.png|center|800px]]
[[Image:Booyaka_619.jpg|thumb|200px|[[An hero|This is what happens when you watch his gallery.]]]]
[[Image:Kphoriaartisshit.PNG|thumb|200px|[[Lie|He is TOTALLY original.]]]]

Much of Kphoria's attention came from his videos on YouTube, dating as far back as 2006. Some said they were introduced to [[vore]] through his videos <s>more than likely because of clickbait.</s> Some said they were scared and horrified by his videos and others say they are poorly animated and rightfully so. To this day, the quality of the animation presented in his videos hasn't improved and it's still the same shit.

Kphoria's videos consists of the same plot - some [[Loli|little girl]] or [[furry]] is hungry, so they pick up some helpless [[jailbait]] and swallow her in one bite. He receives much praise, yet his fans do not realize how repetitive and fucking awful his [[Shit|work]] is.
Because of this, His ego has risen so high, he might as well be in the [[Chasethehedgehog|top ten percent]] of YouTube. Beware, since he's the [[Faggot|King of the World]], he might block your comments and send you a message telling you are in the Blockhead Legion of YouTube, and [[Wambulance|whine]] to his friends about how he is [[BAWWW|deeply hurt by the trolling]].

===Kphoria Moves to Dailymotion===
By 2018, Kphoria reached over 162,000 subscribers on YouTube and received his Silver Play Button reward, but faced numerous problems regarding the new [[YouTube's Community Guidelines|Community Guidelines]] of YouTube and ended up getting his account terminated <s>probably because of the nature of his vore and loli videos</s>. Desperate to somehow continue animating his botched creations, he decided to set up a [[Dailymotion]] account where he continues to pretty much do the same thing he's done for more than ten years now.

===Rant Videos people have made on him===
{{fv|BarneyVids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>v=Y154H5KnqkM</youtube><center>'''He is indeed the original [[Elsagate]]'''</center>
|<youtube>v=7wlWIQzMku0</youtube><center>'''Rant by Super Menace'''</center>
|<youtube>v=u_PAvuB_OnQ</youtube><center>'''The Coyote Dissects: Kphoria'''</center>
|<youtube>v=_G81JrKg5mo</youtube><center>'''Another rant video by SSJAJ Peck'''</center>
|<youtube>v=D9R2nYWuelk</youtube><center>'''Cringe Commentary Ep.2: Kphoria'''</center>
|<youtube>v=5go2_Yi2NNM</youtube><center>'''Rant by Sam Gaku'''</center>
|<youtube>v=oloQPlYXQrw</youtube><center>'''Another typical DeviantArt Browsing The Worst rant video, including Kphoria in it.'''</center>
}}

{{rainbowpyramid|OMG [[Lolicon|RORIKON]]!!1!!}}

==His Activity on DeviantArt==
{{Achtung|Kphoria's DeviantArt Gallery is filled with Loli and Vore, proceed with caution!!!}}
[[File:Infoboxcharacterbuilderkphoria.png|thumb|"DON'T MAKE ANY HATE ART ABOUT ME!!!!"]]
[[Image:Copyandpaste.PNG|thumb|200px|Euvoria Siren, the ultimate [[mary sue]]. Remember, you too can become an internet celebrity with [[Tracing|copy and paste]].]]
As with his YouTube, Kphoria is widely known throughout [[DeviantArt]] with over a million pageviews and thousands of watchers. How or why he gets so much attention is beyond any sort of understanding, but like his videos contains poorly depicted drawings containing primarily of vore. You can clearly tell looking at his art that he obviously doesn't put much effort into it, having the use of the circle tool for the "bellies" and obvious amounts of tracing involved with the characters.

His gallery is made up of [[sluts]], specifically Princess Peach from [[Mario]], eating Koopas, that should fucking rip holes through her stomach because of the sharp spines. He is especially well known in the [[Sonic]] Community for his vore pics featuring characters from the Sonic franchise. Just like [[Chris-Chan]], Kphoria butchers the image of Sonic and creates obvious [[lie|"creative stories"]] involving them being vored. Take caution, his gallery will [[rape]] your eyes or cause you to become [[an hero]]. Most of the people who go to his gallery [[fap]] to the flat-chested loli.

===Examples of Kphoria's Vore Art===
{{cg||hurl|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Kphoriavoreart1.jpg|Kphoria is a brony now?
File:Kphoriavoreart2.jpg|Poor Sonic and Tails
File:Kphoriavoreart3.jpg|The fuck is this shit?!
File:Kphoriavoreart4.jpg|This proves he is a pedophile.
File:Kphoriavoreart5.jpg|More Sonic Vore Art
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Tailsatecreamtherabit.PNG
Image:Kphorialikeslittlegirls.PNG|That green thing is going to eat the little girls. Seriously, what a waste of loli.
Image:Theeuvoriasiren.PNG|Kphoria's [[imaginary girlfriend]].
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|}}
 
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===Fanart people have made for him===
[[Image:Tailsatecreamtherabit.PNG|thumb|200px|Kphoria's [[Fail|hilarious]] jokes [[Lie|make me LOL every time]]]]
{{cg||hurl|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Kphoriafanart.jpg|A parody of one [[Zeriara]] did for [[Snapesnogger]]
Image:Kphoriakawaii.JPG|This is for Kphoria's Spaminator contest.
Image:Kphoriaassburgers.jpg|KPHORIA'S ASSBURGERS CONFIRMED
File:Kphoriafanart1.jpg|Fanart for Kphoria's Euphoria Series.
File:Kphoriafanart2.png
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Kphoriafanart3.jpg|More fanart for Kphoria's Euphoria Series.
</gallery>
|}}
 
===A possible reason for the downfall of DeviantArt?===
[[Image:Kphoriaiskingoftheworld.PNG|thumb|See? Did I tell you Kphoria is [[Fag|King of the World]]]]
Considering that Kphoria has been on DeviantArt for more than ten years, it is arguable that he contributed heavily to the trend of [[fetish]] [[art]] to invade and ruin the site to the point where that's all you'll find on DA these days. His art has been praised by those mainly with no sense of skill when it comes to art. It has sadly influenced others to go down a similar path as he did <s>some which became just as infamous as Kphoria himself</s>, making poorly drawn pictures containing not just vore but other fetishes as well. Some of these "artists" may also use character builders made by Kphoria himself possibly because they don't want to draw or draw terribly worse than him.
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==ThatFheWuck==
[[Last Thursday]] ThatFheWuck, a [[16 year old girl]], decided to troll Kphoria thinking it would be TOTALLY FUNNY, and she would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for Kphoria's [[Blowjob|cock-suckers]]. Though her videos were all [[unfunny]] and pointless, they offended the entire vore community.

<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|Alright, well, before I leave my comment, there needs to be some explanation.

I used to be a lurker here, for a LONG time, back in the days when Karbo's only work was The Clone, and my only intrest. Today, I am closed, out bi-sexual, who is now an ex-vorephillia (i still get some side effects, like the pleasure from biting or touching anothers belly ;P) but that is really it. I am more interested in my orientation as a bisexual, and stopped coming to this site only for my "needs" about a year ago.

But I did read alot of what you forum people here at Eka hade to say, ever since I first came here. But I remained silent. For so, so long, I remained silent. Topics on this forum would come up, and I would remain quiet, even though, so incredibly bad, I wanted to speak up on issues that were important in my life and those around me.

And today, I cannot stay quiet. This time, I registered after seeing this video. And...and I have to say with shaking hands as I type this that I hath as much fury as any. This is just prejudice. Complete and pure hate to another because of their intrests or sexuality. Its because of things like this that I have not come out openly in my highschool (yet) because of the hate that garners around another's sexual preferences. I have gay friends who get their lockers vandalized, get called names and the crap kicked out of them as they shout "Faggot!" or "Queer!" in their faces, where soon their foot will land.

Seeing this video has made me sick. Sick to the point where I actually feel sorry for the person who actually has enough pain in their own lives to push their hate upon someone else because they are insecure in their lives.

I'm not a vorephile anymore, but I remember the fear. I remember clearing history on my family's computer in order for no one to find out. The horror of my parents knowing. But since my coming out to them, and leaving this site behind, I have become a better person, and understand myself better. I like myself. Which is rare in our society today. And, after checking this site, after being curious at what had happened to it, and then finding this video, I will say that I am thoroughly disgusted, and am here to support you against people who hate others just because they are deemed "socially unacceptable."

There. Heh. Thats what I have to say.

Ah, and if this sparks more anger, it looks as if this "guy" you speak of on the forum is not really a "guy" per say.......actually, hes a woman. A woman who says that she has "many fetishes of her own."

Watching more of this "second hate video," I wonder...what exactly those fetishes she has are, and how are they any more "disgusting" than the ones here on Eka's Portal?
|Seventhslayer, assaulting your eyes with [[tl;dr]] text blocks and [[srs bsns]].

|Argh >.< Those hatefull people, such hate.... make me want to rip there jaw off and claw there eyes out.
|Kernac at Eka's Portal, dividing by zero.

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It probably motivated ThatFheWuck to continue making hate videos, until she pissed off the entire forum to the point where they were seeking [[war]] on the internet. [[Srsly]]. After this, she created [[over 9000]] videos on [[SHOOP DA WHOOP|fixing]] [[Mary Sue|Euvoria Siren]], a Kphoria parody video, and threats to Eka's Portal. This was the point when they [[ALL CAPS|REALLY WANTED TO KILL THAT BITCH]]. Less than three days, ThatFheWuck got her well-deserved, underage B&, along with SholyHhit, CesusJuckingChrist, and Maklopdsisafailure.

==BFFs==
One of Kphoria's [[BFF]]s is none other than #1 wanker [[Mikeroach113]]. When Mike was cornered by trolls, he bawwed to Kphoria, telling him the trolls were hackers. Kphoria and his cock-suckers went [[internet tough guy]] on the trolls, resulting in much lulz.

Another one is EvilReu, a [[weeaboo]] who really wants Kphoria to [[Buttsex|fuck him up the ass]]. He even made a poem for his lover:

{{Squote|Tribute to Kphoria
A guy named Kphoria,
The Man who made Voretopia
Is your favourite vore superstar,
He's in Canada, not quite Far.

"Viva Euphoria" That's what he quotes,
He's a vore creator, not a Joke.
He's no plain joe, he's a famous guy!
He pwns DA, he's super fly!(LOLZ)

Euvoria heroes, unite!
Swallowing Villains, that's right!
More Vore from the greatest star
The best creator there is, by far!|EvilReu, On being a Faggot.}}

Moving on, EvilReu is a [[Retard|super genius]], and blames ever thing on Drunkenlazybastard. Little does EvilReu know, he's just plain [[wrong]] and his art looks like [[shit]].

[[Image:EvilReusMarySue.PNG|thumb|This is EvilReu, the assbaby of [[Sephiroth]] and Evil Ryu. Also, is a [[Mary Sue]]]]

===Famous Quotes from EvilReu===
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|Why i'm so evil! Is i'm soo demonish and I finally found the bloodline of me! I am the last living life form!
|EvilReu needs to lay off the LSD.

|Can i make a tribute to you? Make poems? make a page that is truly bout you? Anything! You are my Master!
|Yeah, he's [[gay]] for Kphoria.

|I am going to start my own league of evil enforcements! My league will be soo powerful that i will rule the world!
*evillaugh*
The Master! Le maître! Der Meister! マスター! 
That Master is ME!
:iconevillaughplz:
|Holy shit guys, he's totally [[Faggot|bad ass]].

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==Reaction to this Article==
After this Article was made, Keith made petitions and basically [[butthurt]]ed his way into trying to get it removed. People have tried editing it, but failed miserably. He's sent his legion of [[Nazi]] [[furfag]] friends to spam and edit it as well, but they have also failed! Kphoria is just another [[Chris-Chan]], wanking at [[furries]] and going batshit insane over young interdwebs girls.

[[Fail|Also, he sent out his ass-kissers AGAIN to vandalize this article.]]

Here are two of Kphoria's responses to this article:

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|<nowiki>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Kphoria</nowiki>
Whoever wrote this article is a complete liar and I would appreciate this article removed. I'm not nagging again over a personal problem.
|Kphoria, on nagging over a 'personal' problem.

|Seeing as I have no control over what people think of me, I'm asking everyone here a small favour. If any articles, blogs or whatever should appear on any site excluding YouTube, DeviantArt or Eka's Portal, I don't want to know what they contain. I'm deeply hurt by a recent article brought to my attention. So I'm asking for the sake of my self-esteem that I'm not shown these hateful and ignorant works of discrimination. Feel free to defend my good name and hard work but don't get yourselves into trouble over me.
|Kphoria, being [[butthurt]], and crying about how his videos are too good to be made fun of.

}}</center>

==The CuringCancerComics Drama==
===Kphoria a thief?===

As time went on, an unfunny parody artist by the name of CuringCancerComics caught on to the fact that he might have been stealing from an 8th grader. He claimed that he stole bases from another website and used them in his shitty windows movie maker animations. Knowing Kphoria like we do now, he decided to coward his way out and eventually got banned from Eka's portal thanks to his unoriginality. His YouTube account is still intact however, but the creator of the bases that he stole claimed that he would have them removed.

===Aftermath of the Deactivation===

Of course, like every other fanboy on this fucking planet, his fanboys bawed and raeged over his deactivation because now they had no bases to draw off of because they suck dick at drawing. They claimed that they would have all the trolls that attacked him banhammered and removed from the internet. A white knight of his named Kaiju56monster caught on to this and proceeded to throw a bitch fit and claimed that he would avenge the death of Kphoria, but as we all know it failed, miserably.

===Kaiju56monster===

An unoriginal recolor artist decided the best way to avenge the death of the "Vore King" was to mirror his work, issue death threats to random people he hated, try to ally with Rosalina (no seriously), and apparently censor any comment that did not pat his ass and tell him how much of a hero he is. Later on however though he decided enough was enough and decided to deactivate his account, but CuringCancerComics claimed that he did this to avoid getting banned, something that is strictly against the TOS of DeviantArt.

Kaiju later returned but he was the REAL CuringCancerComics all along!

==See Also==
[[Image:Kphoriahasassburgers.PNG|thumb|Kphoria has [[assburgers]]]]
* [[Autism]] - He has a high level of it for sure.
* [[BlueCatRiolu]] - Another infamous fetish artist on DeviantArt who is also into vore. Has shitty animations on Scratch.
* [[Chris-Chan]] - Do we have ask more about the similarities between these two?
* [[Dailymotion]] - Where he now posts his animations on.
* [[DeviantArt]] - Where he posts his shitty loli and vore drawings at.
* [[Fetish]]
* [[Furry]] - A furry in denial.
* [[Lolicon]] - One of the things he seems to love drawing for some fucking reason.
* [[Mikeroach113]]
* [[Pedophilia]] - Has fetishtized underage characters through his drawings including those from Sonic.
* [[Sparkalloon]] - Another once popular fetish based YouTube channel that is now dead.
* [[Sonic]] - He obviously is a huge sonic fantard for sure.
* [[Vore]] - The main subject of MOST of his drawings and videos.
* [[YouTube]] - The platform Kphoria got well known on before his account was terminated.

==Where you can find Kphoria==
* <s>{{dauser|Kphoria}} – (PLZ FLAME) THIS ACCOUNT IS FULL OF SHIT AND SICK STUFF</s> Now deactivated.
* {{yt|u|Kphoria}} – (You have to be his friend before flaming) "the shittiest videos I've ever seen" <s>Now terminated.</s> HOLY SHIT, HE'S BACK!!!
* {{yt|c|UCq4454DTTJ5dGPbUd-rmkIQ|The New Kphoria Productions}} His secondary JewTube.
* {{twitter|kphoria}} – Twitter account that appears to have been abandoned.
* [https://itaku.ee/profile/kphoria/gallery His Itaku.] Now banned and abandoned
* {{kf|6191|Kiwi Farms Thread}} – No surprise he's got a thread on here.
* <s>[http://www.dailymotion.com/Kphoria His Dailymotion Account] – Where he posts his animations at now.</s> Now terminated
* [https://odysee.com/@Kphoria:3 His Odysee] One of the platforms where he posts videos nowadays.
* [https://www.roblox.com/users/31406163/profile His Roblox Account]
* [http://aryion.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=10243&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 THE THREAD THAT STARTED IT ALL]

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Sabrina Carpenter

2025-06-24T07:40:01Z

YeagerBomberman: /* External Links */ Whoever wants to incorporate stuff from that Reddit thread I added onto this page, feel free.

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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[White devils]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Whore|Female]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Singer, Professional slut}}
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'''Sabrina Annlynn Carpenter''' is a filthy whore who has a habit of turning her concerts into wild sex shows and sees herself to be the Marilyn Monroe of this generation when she's too ugly to be so. Additionally, it's been the most obvious thing to ever come to mankind's eye that she really likes to milk the phrase "Sex Sells" until it becomes drier than Arizona's soil.

{{quote|"I'm so fucking horny!"|Sabrina thinks the whole world wants to hear that}}

== The Disney Channel Days ==
[[File:Sabrina transformation.png|350px|thumb|right|From another annoying child star to one crazy whore]]
At 10 years old, she placed third in a singing contest The Next Miley Cyrus Project, run by [[Miley Cyrus]], who would later whore the fuck out and swing naked on a wrecking ball for the sake of feminism and sex-positivity, raping all of our eyes in the process. Around the same time Miley was molesting our eyes with her flat (yet very flabby) ass and itty bitty titties, Sabrina had been casted as some annoying ass piece of [[jailbait]] named Maya in an unfunny spin off of Boy Meets World titled ''Girl Meets World''. Then, in 2016, she lent her voice to Milo's not-girlfriend, Melissa Chase in ''Milo Murphy's Law'', a show that was meant to replace Phineas and Ferb only for the show to get completely shoved to the side in favor of two retarded kids always stressing out their big bitch of a sister. The year after that, she decided to sing the theme song of another shitty, crappy Disney Channel sitcom, ''Andi Mack'', which was about a 13-year old girl discovering that who she thought was her older sister was actually HER '''MOTHER''' and a faggot who ended up turning his real life actor into a half-faggot. Who knew Miley would eventually end up inspiring Sabrina to whore out as an adult? Maybe it was also because of [[Ariana Grande|the bitch whom she did the opening for one of many of her ridiculously promiscuous tours in 2018]]? Or maybe she got molested by the executives like all child stars did and she's become one of several cases of sexual abuse supposedly causing hypersexuality?
<center>'''Who knew Maya Hart would predict Sabrina's future with the dating world?'''</center>
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== The wildest things she's ever done on stage ==
[[File:Sabrina collage.png|350px|thumb|right|A compilation of Sabrina trying to get all the men to cum straight to her panties in the presence of little kids.]] [[File:WTF is Sabrina doing to those men.png|225px|thumb|left|A threesome ON STAGE?! [[Pedophilia|AND IN THE PRESENCE OF A BUNCH OF KIDS!?]]]]
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[[File:Sabrina trying to be Miley Cyrus.png|200px|thumb|right|Sabrina waiting to get fucked right in the pussy on stage]]
In 2023, Sabrina Carpenter's former boyfriend, Barry Keoghan, appeared in the dark comedy thriller "Saltburn," featuring a scene where he dances completely nude and his character drinks the used bathwater of Jacob Elordi's character. While performing at Coachella in 2024, Carpenter made a spontaneous reference to Keoghan and his bathtub scene during her song "Nonsense." One simply can't imagine just how violated Keoghan felt. In fact, he felt so violated, he decided to leave her for a more [[asexuality|asexual]] woman who doesn't violate our ears as much as Sabrina does.
{{quote| Man, his knees so weak he had to spread mine... He's drinkin' my bathwater like it's red wine... Coachella, see you back here when I headline.| The very ad-lib that caused Sabrina's fat ass to get dumped}}

[[File:Aliensexualsabrina.png|250px|thumb|left|Oh, are we showing sexual attraction to people in alien costumes now?]]
Before embarking on her "Short N' Sweet" tour, Sabrina's fat horny ass stopped by the VMAs in September 2024 to perform a medley from her latest album full of shitty songs about how sexually devious she is. Two background dancers during the set were an alien and an astronaut. Carpenter, filled to the brim with sexual arousal to the point where her pussy was leaking, pushed the astronaut aside and started making out with the alien without his consent! Why didn't the alien press charges for sexual assault afterwards? Because everyone thinks it's weak for men to get their perceived desires thrown back at them when they weren't expecting to be confronted by women who make their dicks stand up. Plus, Sabrina's fandom is full of "sex positive" feminazis who think women should be as sexual as possible only to cry objection when too many men fawn for a woman with curves.

[[File:Sabrina sucks a performers dick.png|200px|thumb|right|Sabrina violating another performer.]]
Literally the month after that infamous performance, Sabrina added a provocative twist to her performance of "Bed Chem." As a curtain dropped to the ground, audience members' eyes were violated to the brim as they witnessed the human blow up doll-looking whore engaging in a simulated sexual act with a man in bed. This daring moment left many concertgoers, especially those attending with family so uncomfortable that they wished that very performance lead to Sabrina [[prison rape|going to jail and gleefully dropping all the soap bars there]]. However, other people felt like the moment was no big deal because they're hypersexual losers who spend their days collecting as much dick cheese and vaginal goo as they can (and probably lick their hands each time they do so).

One of her most [[lie|surprising]] moments on stage occurred in November 2024 during a concert in California. While singing her song "Juno," Harpenter knelt down and held the microphone above her in a suggestive manner, opening and closing her mouth as if she was sucking on a dick as big as one whole human being. Wait! But why is that something everyone didn't expect? [https://genius.com/Sabrina-carpenter-juno-lyrics The lyrics explicitly express her feelings of being a horny whore!]. It was such an abomination, one person said that Sabrina is one step away from doing some more attention whoring by starting an OnlyFans account. Only time can tell when that's going to become a reality.

[[File:Sabrina begs for more followers at 26.png|175px|thumb|left|LOL How degenerate does she think people are that they'd want to follow her after each and every shitshow from her?]]
[[File:Sabrinas fat ass in short shorts.png|200px|thumb|right|Her ass is wayyyyy too '''fat''' for those shorts!]]
=== Her assy responses to all the complaints about her performances ===
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|I feel like I’ve learned a lot more about sexuality through writing those than people think... I think people think I’m just obnoxiously horny, when in reality, writing them comes from the ability to not be fearful of your sexuality| No, Sabrina, you did sexual acts in front of thousands of [[Pedophilia|CHILDREN]]
|But you'll still get the occasional mother that has a strong opinion on how you should be dressing. And to that I just say, don't come to the show and that's OK| Sabrina responding to those whose ears she violated with her music|}}</center>
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== Say Sabrina, I hear you like em' young! ==
While addressing the crowd, Sabrina aimed to offer a fan some insights on life and relationships. When the fan mentioned she was only 16, Sabrina playfully remarked that she had ample time ahead and was in the "learning about people" phase of her life, not having one ounce of concern that some people just don't get the urge to be as sexually devious as her. But then again, [[Donald Trump|The Great Mighty Donald of America]] once said, "A sexual dynamic is always present between people, unless you are asexual.", because obviously he treats the existence of asexual people (or at least the people who are actively keeping their desires to themselves) far better than Sabrina Cravestoomuchcarbsenter.

{{quote|Have you listened to the album?"| Sabrina asked the jailbait fan about songs about her hypersexuality}}

<center>'''One moment later...'''</center>
{{quote|How are you feeling? Would you say you're feeling quite sad? Or perhaps angry? Or would you say you are...horny?}}

<center>'''After remembering the fan's age...'''</center>
{{quote|Wait, I shouldn't have asked you that. You're underage. Oh my god, oh my god! Are you just, like, excited to meet new people?}}

That's right! She asked a [[Jailbait|SIXTEEN YEAR OLD FEMALE KID]] about feeling the very emotion that everyone under the age of 18 are legally too young to understand entirely! Sabrina somehow managed to stay appealing to her die hard fans who can't control the nerve to squirt weird white (sometimes red) goop in their pants to her shitshows every time after frantically trying to make herself seem innocent after having just assumed a teenager's level of sexual feelings. <s>Lord, can you imagine if the genders were reversed? The whole world would have turned against her by now!</s> Oh wait, [[P Diddy|something similar]] has already happened before!

== Catching the attention of [[PETA]] with her outfits ==
The self proclaimed "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals" are already '''in'''famous for shaming people who can't resist the taste of beef, chicken, pork, fish, and so many other forms of animal flesh. But wait! They don't stop there! They also hate it when people wear fur on their clothes. Little Sabrina thought she could turn them on by trying to look "sexy" while wearing them.
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==External Links ==
[https://www.thelist.com/1738195/times-sabrina-carpenter-was-inappropriate-on-stage/ Sabrina is a freakin' whore and she knows it!]
[https://www.reddit.com/r/sabrinacarpentersnark/comments/1lcqzdj/sabrina_carpenter_lolita_juno_pedobait_jailbait/ Whole ass thread exposing Sabrina]
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Wicked (Movie)

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'''''Wicked''''' is yet another adaptation of the ''Wizard of Oz'', as if cinema really needed another ''Wizard of Oz'' [[fanfiction]] approved for the big screen— and get this; it's a musical. Well if this movie is so forgettable, then why does it even warrant an [[ED]] article? Most of the controversies surrounding this film have not to do with the film itself perse, but with its subsequent marketing mishaps, its [[dyke|dykish]] fanbase and the bald chocolate [[negress]] who leads the role as a duel protagonist and thinks this movie was supposed to be about ''her'' and not the character she was playing.

==Wicked.com==
[[File:Wicked doll pornsite.png|thumb|Glinda on the shelf just waiting to get shoved up some random Wicked fan's vagina]]
As with all big-shot movies that come out, so does a line of merchandise and toys along side it to scrub any last monetary value it can from its consumerist fanbase. Whoever was designing the boxes for these ''Wicked'' [[barbie]] dolls clearly fucked up because they accidentally linked their website as Wicked.com (a [[porn]] site) instead of Wickedmovie.com.
{{tinyquote|We deeply regret this unfortunate error and are taking immediate action to remedy this...Consumers who already have the product are advised to discard the product packaging or obscure the link and may contact Mattel customer service for further information|Mattel themselves}}
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== Behind the Scenes ==
[[File:Wicked Actresses on Set.png|300px|thumb|right|Have these bitches been doing crack cocaine?]]
[[File:Glinda body doubles.png|300px|thumb|left|Jesus! How much was Ariana getting laid?]]
<center>'''The two Dykes of Oz themselves!'''</center>
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File:Spicy Wicked BTS13.png| They must be watching 2 Girls 1 Cup to prepare for the bloopers.
File:Spicy Wicked BTS12.png| Tastes like an all female orgy under the sea!
File:Spicy Wicked BTS11.png| Filming something for the movie's infamous porn site?
File:Spicy Wicked BTS10.png| The back of her head must smell like millions of shrimps at a Diddy Party.
File:Spicy Wicked BTS9.png| Look! Our lesbian affair scared muh girlfriend!
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Because Ariana was so busy having sex with Ethan after stealing him from his high school sweetheart after using her sexually provocative magic to make his shriveled up dick dance all the way to her ridiculously hungry cum rag of a coochie, the producers of the movie had to hire '''SEVENTEEN''' actresses that volunteered for their whorehouse of a filming studio to serve as a stunt double in between the scenes of filming and Ariana ravaging the shit out of Ethan's balls in bed. Oh, it looks like Ethan wasn't the only man Ariana casted her hypersexual spell on. That other man was...
<center>'''Jonathan Bailey!? A homosexual in the real world!?'''</center>
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==Drama Llamas==
=== Llama Number One ===
{{Template:Addtoget|[[File:Wicked poster original.jpeg|thumb|center|<center>Original movie poster</center>|150px]]|[[File:Wicked poster playwrite.png|thumb|center|<center>Original playwright poster</center>|150px]]|[[File:Wicked poster shoop.jpeg|thumb|center|<center>Fan shoop</center>|150px]]}}
[[File:Cynthias reaction to the poster.png|275px|thumb|right|{{colortext|green|<center><big>'''TRIGGERED'''</big></center>}}]]
'''Cynthia Erivo''', the self-absorbed actress behind {{colortext|green|Elphaba, the Wicked Witch}}, got offended because one of her fans made fanart for her. By shadowing out her eyes on the original movie poster, Cynthia saw this as trying to "erase" ''her'' and she decided to go full bitch mode over it. Additionally, she was equally [[offended]] by an [[AI artwork|AI generated video]] of [[:File:Wicked ai meme 2.webm|her character having a sissy fight]] with the pink bitch and this talentless tartlet named Charli XCX wearing greenface while promoting a single she did with the very woman Negrivo had one hell of a crush on. Her drama-whoring did nothing to stop the [[trolls]] however, and in fact garnered their attention so that more memes and shoops would ultimately be made. It got to a point where she was making burner accounts to fight with the people criticizing her as if she's some cringeworthy kid who specializes in the infamous "Stop Disliking My Videos" videos. Since Elphaba and Glinda are obvious dykes, the "Is your pussy green?" quotes eventually became a thing too.
[[File:Cynthia being a bitch 2.png|275px|thumb|right|Look out, Charli! You got a wannabe yandere up your ass!]]
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<center>'''Cynthia Erivo making a cameo appearance in [[Mumkey Jones]]' Madea Movie Marathon.''' <youtube>ZafYbRPUq80</youtube></center>
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=== Llamas Number Two and Three ===
[[File:Cynthia Erivo exposed.png|250px|thumb|right|Poor Amanda Seyfried! She spent 5 years trying to earn the role of Glinda before that Grande puta, Ariana, stole the role from her in addition to someone's husband]]

'''[[Ariana Grande| Ariana Grande-Putana]]''' is a promiscuous whore who lured ugly soulless ginger Ethan Slater away from his high school sweetheart. After years of acting nigga-ly to gain attention from the black community, she decided to wash out every ounce of melanin within her for the role of the other Dyke of Oz, {{colortext|magenta|Glinda the "Good" Witch}} who is actually a stuck up bitch both in the movie and in real life. Because of how much Ariana battled through the smell of fish after a dozen rounds of group sex just to give her a kiss on the cheek like the queerbaiting puta grande she is, Cynthia thought the two other bitches who could have been Glinda didn't do good enough in terms of making her flick the bean better than her current girlfriend does during a mutual bean-flicking session. Because of her simping for the very singer who really likes to sing about being fucked until her pussy starts to hurt 24/7, those losers who like to feast on their genital fluids as they watch two women fall in love with each other started shipping the two actresses behind the Dykes of Oz in real life to a point where Ariana tried to beat the sapphic allegations (and failed miserably).
[[File:Lilly Jays sad words about Ethan.png|222px|thumb|left|BAWWWWWWW]]
[[File:Cynthia with the mean girls.png|250px|thumb|right|Now THIS will make Cynigthia's blood boil like the Wicked Witch does!]]
[[File:Arianas first Oscar award.png|260px|right|]]

<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZaWrUBS5Is</youtube> '''And she has no shame about stealing stupid, vulnerable men from other women!''' </center>
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File:Calling out ugly ass Ethan.mp4|Yup! He really left his wife for overhyped pussy
File:Meme about Ariana.png| She pulled a Michael Jackson just for a role!
File:Pink Underwear Comment.png| Invested in your character's underwear? WTF?
File:Feminut.png| Is this why Ariana doesn't like to call herself [[bisexual]]?
File:Mockumentary about Ethaniana.png| The Legend of Ethan: Leaving My Wife for a Whore
File:FrankieSlater.png| Thank goodness Frankie [[faggot| likes it up the ass.]]
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[[File:Ethan and Ariana exposed.png|250px|thumb|right|Proof that there was cheating]]
'''Ethan Slater''' was previously known for portraying the human version of SpongeBob Squarepants in a Broadway musical dedicated to the series. He had a seemingly luxurious life with a psychologist for a wife whom he was dating since college after meeting in high school. Despite all his cast mates in the SpongeBob Broadway calling his former wife a "cunt", he still loved her regardless. All that changed when he came on set of Wicked, when he was stupid enough to fall under Ariana's hypersexual spell that lured his shrimpy little dick to battle through the fishy odor of Ariana's endlessly hungry cumdumpster, leading to the two newly formed lovebirds to divorce from their respective spouses. A month after the movie released, the very woman whom Ethan left in favor of Ariana Grande's overused coochie [https://www.salon.com/2024/12/20/ethan-slater-lilly-jay-ariana-grande-wicked/ released an essay] detailing how depressed she is with the promotion of a movie where her high school sweetheart left her for a hypersexual whore. Of course, even as Ethan expected Ariana's fandom full of horny faggots and deranged jailbait to be nice to him because he left his wife to be with some whore even filthier under the covers, '''everyone''', even Ariana's most insufferable fans out there, disapproved of how Ethancel left his wife all alone to raise their child. Time can only tell when Ariana gets sick of ugly Ethan's small dick and moves onto the dick of another married man.

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=== Llama Number Four ===
[[File:Bowen trying to be a thirst trap.png|250px|thumb|right| Sorry, ladies, Bowen hates all women! Well, except for Ariana.]]
[[File:Bowen the simp.png|250px|thumb|right|No Ariana, Bowen don't want your pussy! But he'll gladly take your brother's dick!]]
[[File:Ethan fighting Bowen.png|250px|thumb|right|And here we thought Bowen was actually in love with Ethan!]]
'''Bowen Yang''' is a talentless, chinky [[faggot]] who blathers nonstop about how much he loves [[buttsecks]] to a point where he thinks it's "puritanical" and "unqueer" for a woman to get upset over her high school sweetheart cheating on her because he can't stop dreaming about dicks up his hairy, smelly, shit crusted anus. Ariana is probably the only woman Bowen will kiss the ass of <s>like many gay men would do because they're pretty much hypersexual women stuck inside the body of a man</s> because she [https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ariana-grande-recalls-helping-bowen-203736332.html/ "helped"] him get a meaningless role in the movie despite him rejecting her pussy in favor of endless dick. There is, however, a high chance that he was butt-fucking Ethan's look-a-like, Frankie, until he had trouble shitting due to the excruciating pain in his ass every night. So maybe he wants to stay on Frankie's good side to keep on getting a fresh serving of cum up his butt.
{{quote|There is such an unqueer, puritanical Christian way we are approaching marriage in the discourse, Everyone’s being very like, ‘the sanctity of marriage,’ and, of course, it is so much more complicated than that.|The unfunny faggot failing to accept reality}}
Turns out Bowen was also sticking his finger up his cum-ridden ass each time Ethan and fellow <s>closeted bisexual</s> homosexual, Johnathan Bailey, were changing clothes between scenes because he wanted so badly for them to thrust their dicks up his ass to the point where his poop will be 100% covered in sweet, sweet semen. Bowen claimed that he couldn't think of a more platonic straight guy-gay guy friendship than whatever he had with Ethan because he was always fucking himself both front and back at the thought of actually dating the ugly ginger who scares blind people with his face alone, even calling him a life preserver despite strongly disliking the idea of making contact with all kinds of vagina out there (including Ariana's, surprisingly). Who knows, maybe he was also pulling down his pants, rubbing his teeny peeny all over Ethan behind Ariana's back with every chance he got!
{{quote|You were supposed to see Jonathan Bailey in his full shirtless glory, flexing, and then Boq being insecure and wanting to look hot too, like take his shirt off. But then it's like, Oh, wait, Ethan's got a great body.| Bowen on a podcast with Trisha Paytas, simping for men that aren't going to fuck him}}
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== Cringey Ass Interviews ==
[[File:LOL she dont know this was made to mock her.png|250px|thumb|left|How do we tell this bitch that this picture came from a thread made to melt her the same way the Wicked Witch did in the original Wizard of Oz?]]
[[File:Someone had to say this you know.png|250px|thumb|right|Ha ha ha! This guy gets it!]]
[[File:Wicked fan roasting Ariana and Cynthia.png|250px|thumb|right|Melt those bitches real good!]]
[[File:Get them Michelle!.png|250px|thumb|left|They're all going to die from dehydration.]]

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|I am watching you guys in the press tour. You’re obviously in love with each other.| Paul Mescal of Gladiator II
|We are horrible… insufferable… it’s bad.| Ariana failing to beat the allegations of her being a half dyke|}}

<center>'''Warning: You might melt from sheer cringe!'''</center>

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[[File:MJ syndrome hitting Ariana hard.png|250px|thumb|left|Fetishists would call this a sign of sexual arousal. The BLM section of the woke community would call the poster racist]]
[[File:Trying to beat the lezzie allegations.png|250px|thumb|right|Oh? It was all a LIE!]]

<center>'''And then the two bitches proceeded to generate lulz at a Drag Race show of all things'''</center>
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==Fanbase==
[[File:Wicked wojaks.jpeg|300px|right|]]
{{quote|Audience members at “Wicked,” reports say, are culture-less barbarians who can barely comprehend that they are outside of their own home. They’re a pack of whiny preschoolers who paint their faces green and make a scene as they shriek the songs of Stephen Schwartz to the extreme irritation of those around them.|[https://nypost.com/2024/11/30/entertainment/wicked-brings-out-the-worst-behavior-in-obnoxious-selfish-fans/ The New York Post]}}
[[File:Wicked lesbian fetish.mp4|300px|right|thumb|Let two women be friends, you filthy faggots!]]
''Wicked'' [[fangirls]] are a bunch of obnoxious queers who obsess over a mediocre movie and like making it worse by throwing in a dash of [[shipping]] culture. Their primary pastime is appearing at movie theaters to sing along with their ratched voices to songs in the movie and recording scenes from it on their [[iphone]]s, of course oblivious to the fact they are committing [[piracy]] (yet again, not that piracy is real theft anyways. Charging people to view that shitty movie definitely is theft, however. If for some reason you actually wanted to watch this movie, don't go looking around for it on [[TikTok|ShitTok]]; just go to 123movies and spare your ears from the screeching and instead go deaf from the unbearable musical scores.) If I didn't mention already, ''Wicked'' fangirls are massive dykes who also obsess over the supposed subtext behind Elphaba and Glinda's implied [[lesbianism]]; and if they're not fangirls then they're male lesbian-fetishists. A sequel to the movie called ''Wicked: For Good'' was announced and it is rumored to dive deeper into the lesbian aspects of Elphaba and Glinda's life; maybe even featuring a [[gay kiss]]. If true, it is expected that the collective reverberation of their [[squee|squeeing]] will cause an earthquake so massive that [[fundamentalist]]s will mistake it for the [[Rapture|biblical apocalypse]]. The lesbian fetishism got so out of hand that even [https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/ariana-grande-cynthia-erivo-married-people-think-1235898640/ the bitch who said Glinda might be "a little bit in the closet" had to reassure people that she and the green-skinned bitch were not dating in real life.]
[[File:Stupid Wicked Fans.png|250px|right|thumb|The bitch in glasses definitely ate all the theater's snacks after sitting on her fat dimply ass for almost 3 hours]]

<center>'''In fact, the fandom is so bad that even Papa Meat made a compilation of just how cringe they are in theaters!'''</center>
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQDyCOIHskQ</youtube></center>
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==See Also==
*[[Avatar (movie)]] / [[Avatar Gay Drama]]
*[[Fanfic lesbians]]
*[[Harry Potter]]
*[[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]]

==External Links==
*[https://www.wicked.com/ Wicked.com] - Their official website.
*[https://www.wattpad.com/stories/gelphie Read fanfictions about a fanfiction]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1dg2rcf/new_information_about_lillyethan_and_daltonariana/ Someone busting Ariana for cheating on her now ex husband]

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Wicked (Movie)

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'''''Wicked''''' is yet another adaptation of the ''Wizard of Oz'', as if cinema really needed another ''Wizard of Oz'' [[fanfiction]] approved for the big screen— and get this; it's a musical. Well if this movie is so forgettable, then why does it even warrant an [[ED]] article? Most of the controversies surrounding this film have not to do with the film itself perse, but with its subsequent marketing mishaps, its [[dyke|dykish]] fanbase and the bald chocolate [[negress]] who leads the role as a duel protagonist and thinks this movie was supposed to be about ''her'' and not the character she was playing.

==Wicked.com==
[[File:Wicked doll pornsite.png|thumb|Glinda on the shelf just waiting to get shoved up some random Wicked fan's vagina]]
As with all big-shot movies that come out, so does a line of merchandise and toys along side it to scrub any last monetary value it can from its consumerist fanbase. Whoever was designing the boxes for these ''Wicked'' [[barbie]] dolls clearly fucked up because they accidentally linked their website as Wicked.com (a [[porn]] site) instead of Wickedmovie.com.
{{tinyquote|We deeply regret this unfortunate error and are taking immediate action to remedy this...Consumers who already have the product are advised to discard the product packaging or obscure the link and may contact Mattel customer service for further information|Mattel themselves}}
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== Behind the Scenes ==
[[File:Wicked Actresses on Set.png|300px|thumb|right|Have these bitches been doing crack cocaine?]]
[[File:Glinda body doubles.png|300px|thumb|left|Jesus! How much was Ariana getting laid?]]
<center>'''The two Dykes of Oz themselves!'''</center>
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File:Spicy Wicked BTS13.png| They must be watching 2 Girls 1 Cup to prepare for the bloopers.
File:Spicy Wicked BTS12.png| Tastes like an all female orgy under the sea!
File:Spicy Wicked BTS11.png| Filming something for the movie's infamous porn site?
File:Spicy Wicked BTS10.png| The back of her head must smell like millions of shrimps at a Diddy Party.
File:Spicy Wicked BTS9.png| Look! Our lesbian affair scared muh girlfriend!
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Because Ariana was so busy having sex with Ethan after stealing him from his high school sweetheart after using her sexually provocative magic to make his shriveled up dick dance all the way to her ridiculously hungry cum rag of a coochie, the producers of the movie had to hire '''SEVENTEEN''' actresses that volunteered for their whorehouse of a filming studio to serve as a stunt double in between the scenes of filming and Ariana ravaging the shit out of Ethan's balls in bed. Oh, it looks like Ethan wasn't the only man Ariana casted her hypersexual spell on. That other man was...
<center>'''Jonathan Bailey!? A homosexual in the real world!?'''</center>
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==Drama Llamas==
=== Llama Number One ===
{{Template:Addtoget|[[File:Wicked poster original.jpeg|thumb|center|<center>Original movie poster</center>|150px]]|[[File:Wicked poster playwrite.png|thumb|center|<center>Original playwright poster</center>|150px]]|[[File:Wicked poster shoop.jpeg|thumb|center|<center>Fan shoop</center>|150px]]}}
[[File:Cynthias reaction to the poster.png|275px|thumb|right|{{colortext|green|<center><big>'''TRIGGERED'''</big></center>}}]]
'''Cynthia Erivo''', the self-absorbed actress behind {{colortext|green|Elphaba, the Wicked Witch}}, got offended because one of her fans made fanart for her. By shadowing out her eyes on the original movie poster, Cynthia saw this as trying to "erase" ''her'' and she decided to go full bitch mode over it. Additionally, she was equally [[offended]] by an [[AI artwork|AI generated video]] of [[:File:Wicked ai meme 2.webm|her character having a sissy fight]] with the pink bitch and this talentless tartlet named Charli XCX wearing greenface while promoting a single she did with the very woman Negrivo had one hell of a crush on. Her drama-whoring did nothing to stop the [[trolls]] however, and in fact garnered their attention so that more memes and shoops would ultimately be made. It got to a point where she was making burner accounts to fight with the people criticizing her as if she's some cringeworthy kid who specializes in the infamous "Stop Disliking My Videos" videos. Since Elphaba and Glinda are obvious dykes, the "Is your pussy green?" quotes eventually became a thing too.
[[File:Cynthia being a bitch 2.png|275px|thumb|right|Look out, Charli! You got a wannabe yandere up your ass!]]
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<center>'''Cynthia Erivo making a cameo appearance in [[Mumkey Jones]]' Madea Movie Marathon.''' <youtube>ZafYbRPUq80</youtube></center>
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=== Llamas Number Two and Three ===
[[File:Cynthia Erivo exposed.png|250px|thumb|right|Poor Amanda Seyfried! She spent 5 years trying to earn the role of Glinda before that Grande puta, Ariana, stole the role from her in addition to someone's husband]]

'''[[Ariana Grande| Ariana Grande-Putana]]''' is a promiscuous whore who lured ugly soulless ginger Ethan Slater away from his high school sweetheart. After years of acting nigga-ly to gain attention from the black community, she decided to wash out every ounce of melanin within her for the role of the other Dyke of Oz, {{colortext|magenta|Glinda the "Good" Witch}} who is actually a stuck up bitch both in the movie and in real life. Because of how much Ariana battled through the smell of fish after a dozen rounds of group sex just to give her a kiss on the cheek like the queerbaiting puta grande she is, Cynthia thought the two other bitches who could have been Glinda didn't do good enough in terms of making her flick the bean better than her current girlfriend does during a mutual bean-flicking session. Because of her simping for the very singer who really likes to sing about being fucked until her pussy starts to hurt 24/7, those losers who like to feast on their genital fluids as they watch two women fall in love with each other started shipping the two actresses behind the Dykes of Oz in real life to a point where Ariana tried to beat the sapphic allegations (and failed miserably).
[[File:Lilly Jays sad words about Ethan.png|222px|thumb|left|BAWWWWWWW]]
[[File:Cynthia with the mean girls.png|250px|thumb|right|Now THIS will make Cynigthia's blood boil like the Wicked Witch does!]]
[[File:Arianas first Oscar award.png|260px|right|]]

<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZaWrUBS5Is</youtube> '''And she has no shame about stealing stupid, vulnerable men from other women!''' </center>
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File:Calling out ugly ass Ethan.mp4|Yup! He really left his wife for overhyped pussy
File:Meme about Ariana.png| She pulled a Michael Jackson just for a role!
File:Pink Underwear Comment.png| Invested in your character's underwear? WTF?
File:Feminut.png| Is this why Ariana doesn't like to call herself [[bisexual]]?
File:Mockumentary about Ethaniana.png| The Legend of Ethan: Leaving My Wife for a Whore
File:FrankieSlater.png| Thank goodness Frankie [[faggot| likes it up the ass.]]
File:Daltons sister exposing Ariana.png| Ariana's ex sister in law calling her slutty ass out
File:Ethan the incel.png| Typical Ethan-cel
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[[File:Ethan and Ariana exposed.png|250px|thumb|right|Proof that there was cheating]]
'''Ethan Slater''' was previously known for portraying the human version of SpongeBob Squarepants in a Broadway musical dedicated to the series. He had a seemingly luxurious life with a psychologist for a wife whom he was dating since college after meeting in high school. Despite all his cast mates in the SpongeBob Broadway calling his former wife a "cunt", he still loved her regardless. All that changed when he came on set of Wicked, when he was stupid enough to fall under Ariana's hypersexual spell that lured his shrimpy little dick to battle through the fishy odor of Ariana's endlessly hungry cumdumpster, leading to the two newly formed lovebirds to divorce from their respective spouses. A month after the movie released, the very woman whom Ethan left in favor of Ariana Grande's overused coochie [https://www.salon.com/2024/12/20/ethan-slater-lilly-jay-ariana-grande-wicked/ released an essay] detailing how depressed she is with the promotion of a movie where her high school sweetheart left her for a hypersexual whore. Of course, even as Ethan expected Ariana's fandom full of horny faggots and deranged jailbait to be nice to him because he left his wife to be with some whore even filthier under the covers, '''everyone''', even Ariana's most insufferable fans out there, disapproved of how Ethancel left his wife all alone to raise their child. Time can only tell when Ariana gets sick of ugly Ethan's small dick and moves onto the dick of another married man.

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=== Llama Number Four ===
[[File:Bowen trying to be a thirst trap.png|250px|thumb|right| Sorry, ladies, Bowen hates all women! Well, except for Ariana.]]
[[File:Bowen the simp.png|250px|thumb|right|No Ariana, Bowen don't want your pussy! But he'll gladly take your brother's dick!]]
[[File:Ethan fighting Bowen.png|250px|thumb|right|And here we thought Bowen was actually in love with Ethan!]]
'''Bowen Yang''' is a talentless, chinky [[faggot]] who blathers nonstop about how much he loves [[buttsecks]] to a point where he thinks it's "puritanical" and "unqueer" for a woman to get upset over her high school sweetheart cheating on her because he can't stop dreaming about dicks up his hairy, smelly, shit crusted anus. Ariana is probably the only woman Bowen will kiss the ass of <s>like many gay men would do because they're pretty much hypersexual women stuck inside the body of a man</s> because she [https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ariana-grande-recalls-helping-bowen-203736332.html/ "helped"] him get a meaningless role in the movie despite him rejecting her pussy in favor of endless dick. There is, however, a high chance that he was butt-fucking Ethan's look-a-like, Frankie, until he had trouble shitting due to the excruciating pain in his ass every night. So maybe he wants to stay on Frankie's good side to keep on getting a fresh serving of cum up his butt.
{{quote|There is such an unqueer, puritanical Christian way we are approaching marriage in the discourse, Everyone’s being very like, ‘the sanctity of marriage,’ and, of course, it is so much more complicated than that.|The unfunny faggot failing to accept reality}}
Turns out Bowen was also sticking his finger up his cum-ridden ass each time Ethan and fellow <s>closeted bisexual</s> homosexual, Johnathan Bailey, were changing clothes between scenes because he wanted so badly for them to thrust their dicks up his ass to the point where his poop will be 100% covered in sweet, sweet semen. Bowen claimed that he couldn't think of a more platonic straight guy-gay guy friendship than whatever he had with Ethan because he was always fucking himself both front and back at the thought of actually dating the ugly ginger who scares blind people with his face alone, even calling him a life preserver despite strongly disliking the idea of making contact with all kinds of vagina out there (including Ariana's, surprisingly). Who knows, maybe he was also pulling down his pants, rubbing his teeny peeny all over Ethan behind Ariana's back with every chance he got!
{{quote|You were supposed to see Jonathan Bailey in his full shirtless glory, flexing, and then Boq being insecure and wanting to look hot too, like take his shirt off. But then it's like, Oh, wait, Ethan's got a great body.| Bowen on a podcast with Trisha Paytas, simping for men that aren't going to fuck him}}
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== Cringey Ass Interviews ==
[[File:LOL she dont know this was made to mock her.png|250px|thumb|left|How do we tell this bitch that this picture came from a thread made to melt her the same way the Wicked Witch did in the original Wizard of Oz?]]
[[File:Someone had to say this you know.png|250px|thumb|right|Ha ha ha! This guy gets it!]]
[[File:Wicked fan roasting Ariana and Cynthia.png|250px|thumb|right|Melt those bitches real good!]]
[[File:Get them Michelle!.png|250px|thumb|left|They're all going to die from dehydration.]]

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|I am watching you guys in the press tour. You’re obviously in love with each other.| Paul Mescal of Gladiator II
|We are horrible… insufferable… it’s bad.| Ariana failing to beat the allegations of her being a half dyke|}}

<center>'''Warning: You might melt from sheer cringe!'''</center>

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<center>'''And then the two bitches proceeded to generate lulz at a Drag Race show of all things'''</center>
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==Fanbase==
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{{quote|Audience members at “Wicked,” reports say, are culture-less barbarians who can barely comprehend that they are outside of their own home. They’re a pack of whiny preschoolers who paint their faces green and make a scene as they shriek the songs of Stephen Schwartz to the extreme irritation of those around them.|[https://nypost.com/2024/11/30/entertainment/wicked-brings-out-the-worst-behavior-in-obnoxious-selfish-fans/ The New York Post]}}
[[File:Wicked lesbian fetish.mp4|300px|right|thumb|Let two women be friends, you filthy faggots!]]
''Wicked'' [[fangirls]] are a bunch of obnoxious queers who obsess over a mediocre movie and like making it worse by throwing in a dash of [[shipping]] culture. Their primary pastime is appearing at movie theaters to sing along with their ratched voices to songs in the movie and recording scenes from it on their [[iphone]]s, of course oblivious to the fact they are committing [[piracy]] (yet again, not that piracy is real theft anyways. Charging people to view that shitty movie definitely is theft, however. If for some reason you actually wanted to watch this movie, don't go looking around for it on [[TikTok|ShitTok]]; just go to 123movies and spare your ears from the screeching and instead go deaf from the unbearable musical scores.) If I didn't mention already, ''Wicked'' fangirls are massive dykes who also obsess over the supposed subtext behind Elphaba and Glinda's implied [[lesbianism]]; and if they're not fangirls then they're male lesbian-fetishists. A sequel to the movie called ''Wicked: For Good'' was announced and it is rumored to dive deeper into the lesbian aspects of Elphaba and Glinda's life; maybe even featuring a [[gay kiss]]. If true, it is expected that the collective reverberation of their [[squee|squeeing]] will cause an earthquake so massive that [[fundamentalist]]s will mistake it for the [[Rapture|biblical apocalypse]]. The lesbian fetishism got so out of hand that even [https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/ariana-grande-cynthia-erivo-married-people-think-1235898640/ the bitch who said Glinda might be "a little bit in the closet" had to reassure people that she and the green-skinned bitch were not dating in real life.]
[[File:Stupid Wicked Fans.png|250px|right|thumb|The bitch in glasses definitely ate all the theater's snacks after sitting on her fat dimply ass for almost 3 hours]]

<center>'''In fact, the fandom is so bad that even Papa Meat made a compilation of just how cringe they are in theaters!'''</center>
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQDyCOIHskQ</youtube></center>
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==See Also==
*[[Avatar (movie)]] / [[Avatar Gay Drama]]
*[[Fanfic lesbians]]
*[[Harry Potter]]
*[[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]]

==External Links==
*[https://www.wicked.com/ Wicked.com] - Their official website.
*[https://www.wattpad.com/stories/gelphie Read fanfictions about a fanfiction]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1dg2rcf/new_information_about_lillyethan_and_daltonariana/ Someone busting Ariana for cheating on her now ex husband]

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The Loud House

2025-06-13T08:26:10Z

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{{breakingnews|[http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/loud-house-creator-chris-savino-suspended-sexual-harassment-1202593429/ The creator of ''The Loud House'' has been fired for being a pervert and will probably never work in animation again!]}}
 
[[File:welcome to tlh.jpg|thumb|right|240px|The Loud family]]
'''''The Loud House''''' (also known as '''[[Shadman|The Lewd House]]''' and '''Incest Waifu: The Animated Series''') is a [[Truth|harem comedy]] that airs on [[Nickelodeon]]. It was green-lit when the network realized they had literally nothing on their channel except ''[[PAW Patrol]]'', ''[[The Fairly OddParents]]'', ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'', and [[Dan Schneider|shitty kidcoms]]. Despite having the child appeal equivalent to that of ''[[The Fairly OddParents]]'', [[Tumblr]] fags and [[4chan]] have quickly latched onto the show, claiming the Loud sisters as [[Waifu|waifus]] because they have absolutely no chance of scoring with a real woman.

Other than [[co/|pedophiles]], the show is only popular with [[TheMysteriousMrEnter|Enterbots]] and [[Sperg|Giant Spergs]] who think this show will "save" the network, and [[SJW|SJWs]], who love the show for its [[Sick fuck|inclusion]] of an interracial [[Homosexuality|gay]] couple in a kids' cartoon.

==Plot==
The show is about a young [[albino]] named Lincoln living with ten sisters because their parents have never used or even heard of condoms. Every episode involves him having an issue with one or more of them (including him addressing the viewer as though they're too stupid to figure out what's going on themselves) and then resolving it (basically it's like ''The Brady Bunch'' or ''Full House'' if they were animated). This generic as fuck setup is just an excuse for the writers to make up wacky hijinx and provide [[fanservice]] to themselves and the Internet to appease their [[Pedophilia|pedophilic]] lust for [[incest]].

==Characters==
=== Main characters ===
[[File:Lincoln alone on a friday night.png|200px|thumb|Lincoln talks to the show's fanbase.]]
[[File:ProductOfLoudcest.jpg|200px|thumb|She may be [[fan fiction]], but her psychological trauma is real.]]

The main characters, also known as the Loud children are a retarded band of [[Catholic]], [[White Devils|Crackazoid]], [[German|pigskinned]], [[Danish|inbred]] niggers that reside in suburban [[Michigan]], inside a shitty house that doubl- I mean TRIPLES as a meth lab and brothel.

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*'''[[13-year-old boy|Lincoln]]''': The middle child and only boy in the family. A selfish little [[asshole]] who is constantly getting fucked over by his sisters because he's too much of a wet blanket to be a man and stick up for himself; Typical of a cumskinned, beta cuck shemale.

*'''[[Bitch|Lori]]''': The oldest sister. A massive [[cunt]] who constantly bullies her siblings for the [[lulz]]. She also uses the word [[literally]] all the fucking time. Many sick fucks such as [[Weeaboo|inuruyu]], [[Indonesia|X3Corez]], [[Bolivia|jcm-2]] and [[Pedophile|Garabatoz]] like depicted her as a [[BDSM|Dominatrix]] and love drawing her fucking Lincoln while Bobby fucks Carol. A frequent favorite of the show's horny adult male fanbase. Just thinking about her will make your penis shrink.
*'''[[Retard|Leni]]''': The second-oldest sister. A stereotypical dumb blonde who is too fucking stupid to comprehend anything, only managing to survive because [[Lazy|her family does everything for her]]. She is a profoundly creepy, subhuman Celt with mental retardation and supernatural powers and when she was a baby, she was knocked on the head and abandoned by her real family, leading her to be adopted into the Loud family. [[Truth|The worst character by default.]]
*'''[[Teen mom|Luna]]''': The third-oldest sister. She is in love with one of her band mates, Sully. they had sex one day and Luna gave birth to his son, who she named Landon.
*'''[[Unfunny|Luan]]''': The fourth-oldest sister. Everything she says is a shitty pun that not even her siblings find funny. She also has a [[YouTube]] channel, fitting in perfectly with all the [[PewDiePie|talentless faggots]] on the site who think they're funny. That idiot's voice is extremely high-pitched and annoying, courtesy of the legend known as Cristina Pucelli. She's also a psychopath to boot.
*'''[[12-year-old girl|Lynn, Jr.]]''': The fifth-oldest sister. Obligatory tomboy character who plays every sport ever. [[Win|Constantly fists Lincoln at night in his room.]]
*'''[[Emo|Lucy]]''': A [[Goth]] wannabe who is constantly moaning about everything and scaring the shit out of everybody with her social retardation. Will likely commit a murder-suicide at some point in her life.
*'''[[Shota|Lana]]''': The other tomboy character who prides herself on being [[Pain Series|disgusting]]. Has no real character traits, with her only purpose in the show being a foil to her buttbuddy Lola. She also dreams of fucking animals just like her [[Welsh|blondie cumskinned ancestors who loved fucking sheep]], but she takes it up a notch by fucking amphibians, lake sturgeon and termites. If she was in a sex tape, she wants it to have her getting fucked by [[Furry|furries]] while she gets covered in shit and mud while she drinks pee.
*'''[[Loli|Lola]]''': Lana's insufferable [[bitch]] of a twin sister who thinks she's better than everyone else and gets everyone in trouble. A frequent [[Pedo bait|beauty pageant]] winner, likely through illegitimate means. Also a massive slut, with a taste for grown man and being [[Whore|Little Miss Cumdumpster]].
*'''[[Autist|Lisa]]''': [[Lol wut|A 4-year-old college graduate]] that suffers from extreme levels of [[Autism|Assburgers' Syndrome]] and possibly an even bigger cunt than Lori, she is constantly [[Fucking|experimenting]] with her siblings [[Rape|without their consent]]. Spits every other word she says and [[autistic screeching|screeches]], [[Wigger|raps]] and records herself laughing maniacally because of her immense egoism. (Also, a family of idiots with a smart kid named Lisa, [[The Simpsons|that's original!]])
*'''[[Babyfuck|Lily]]''': The [[baby]] of the family. Does nothing but shit herself. [[Divide By Zero|She's also shipped with the characters as well, believe it or not...]]

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<big>'''Lola Loud plays ''Rust'''''</big></center>

=== Supporting characters ===
*'''[[MILF|Rita Loud]] and [[DILF|Lynn Loud Sr.]]''': The Catholic parents who have never heard of safe sex. Rita has no personality while Lynn Sr. is a gigantic [[manchild]]. Basically, watch [[Pain Series|No Such Luck]] and you will see how [[Shit|wonderfully]], [[Stupid|awesome]] and [[Retard|epic]] they are!
*'''[[Faggot|Clyde McBride]]''': Lincoln's [[black]] friend who wants to get in Lori's pants. Will most likely die a [[virgin]].
*'''[[Mexican|Bobby Santiago]]''': (Full name: [[Mexican|Roberto "Bobby" Alejandro Martinez-Millan Luis Santiago, Jr.]]) Lori's idiotic boring boyfriend who can't hold a job and has no personality.
*'''[[Mexican|Ronnie Anne Santiago]]''': Lincoln's [[Mexican]] girlfriend who beats the shit out of him one time. The fandom loves her even though she's only been in three episodes and a show that is as shitty as the original. Also Bobby's sister. For some reason, the retarded fans ship Ronnie with Bobby while Lori fucks Lincoln.
*'''[[Gay|Clyde's Parents]]''': [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|The nigger and cracker gay parents.]] [[Tumblr]] has unsurprisingly gone wild over them despite their total lack of personality traits. Their appearance upset many Bible thumpers, who unfortunately could not get this shitpile of a show canceled.
*'''[[Mexican|The Casagrande Family]]''': The extended family of the illegal immigrants Lori wants to stuff her holes with.
** Hector Casagrande: Old
** Rosa Casagrande: Old
** Carlos Casagrande: Papa of the Casagrande Spic bastard children.
** Frida Puga Casagrande: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!1!!!!1111!!1!1!11!!!
** Carlota Casagrande: A Lori and Leni ripoff with unusually wide hips.
** CJ Casagrande: A retard suffering with [[Down's Syndrome]] and he loves to play pirates.
** Carlino Casagrande: A stupid tryhard tough guy who is also in love with Lori.
** Carlitos Casagrande: The spic baby. Very ugly indeed.
*'''✡[[Jew|Flip]]✡''': An ugly, smelly, Jewish owner of the shitty shop Flip's [[Shit|Food]] & Fuel, and because his name is Flip, he is a [[Le 56% Face|Jew-Filipino Ape-Hybrid]]. Constantly cons the blond-haired pigskinned inbred niggers, the Loud Family like a boss. Business is business, especially when you go to the dentist every ten years and stuff your dirty socks in the nacho cheese.
*'''[[Loser|Rusty]]''': A soulless ginger and a wannabe casanova. He acts all high and mighty, but he will be forever alone, cause hes a Ginger and he's fucking ugly. [[Lulz|Will likely get crashed by a truck in the future and die a violent death]].
*'''[[Redneck|Liam]]''': Some dumb farmboy who fucks his only girlfriend [[Fatass|Virginia]], a fat pig. Despite being a redneck, he possesses some basic common sense and [[Lies|is a danger if you cross him]].
*'''[[You|Zach Gurdle]]''': Another Ginger (WTF!). One of the worst characters. He dates an ugly clown called Giggles, creates shitty conspiracy theories and is very ugly. Just so you know, he [[Gypsy|lives between a circus and a freeway]].
*'''[[MILF|Agnes Johnson]]''': Agnes Johnson is the retarded schoolteacher of Lincoln and his class. In an episode, she said she named a polar bear "Mrs. Johnson". No seriously, it's not Agnes, it's Mrs. Johnson. She deserves to be incinerated to oblivion in a blast furnace.
*'''[[Child Abuse|Coach Pacowski]]''': The retarded coach that forced Lincoln and his classmates to go on a brutal obstacle course with CRUSHERS!? SPIKES!!1! bARbEd wiRe...
*'''[[Manchild|Principal Wilbur Huggins]]''': A gay principal who still watches kiddy comics for the mentally challenged. An utter killjoy who stole Lincoln's comic just so he could meet the Ace Savvy creator, who is a smelly, wrinkly old man living deep in the sewers.
*'''[[Whore|Girl Jordan]]''': A spoiled brat who quickly shot to fame after she hung out with Lincoln and his slaves. She is very good at dodgeball and is also a cheat. What's surprising, is that she is a staff member on the show! The sick fuck fanbase is making porn of actual people! BITCH WTF!
*'''[[Cumdumpster|Mollie]]''': Girl Jordan's best friend and fellow rich kid/spoiled brat. Also gets fucked alot.
*'''[[Jailbait|Cookie QT]]''': An adorable and cute little girl who sells cookies and what adds to her cuteness, is her mom who's Azn. As with most cute characters on the show, she has been reduced to fap material.
*'''[[Thot|Stella]]''': A Filipino ape nigger who quickly becomes the cocktease for Lincoln's [[Slavery|friends]]. Ever since she came, porn artists are going on overdrive.
*'''[[Wigger|Trent]]''': A tall, thin kid with [[Nerd|large glasses]] and clothing that is actually goo-LOL, I can't finish that sentence. No, this guy sucks too, and I don't care how much the nigger who dedicated this entire portion of the wiki jerking off to this character. He's basically just a throwaway character who serves virtually no purpose to the actual show other than to be buttbuddies with Chandler. And if all of that wasn't bad enough, he looks almost identical to my [[Original Character|OC]], Josh (except Josh is actually cool, and hispanic). Fucking scum of the earth, [[Internet Tough Guy|I would deck this guy in a fight]].
*'''[[An Hero|Karla Sakas Shropshire]]''': The legendary creator of [[Pain Series|No Such Luck]]. Yeguscus, a severely autistic manchild, wants her dead and tortured.
*'''[[Annoying|Katherine Mulligan]]''': A fucking annoying news reporter than constantly says her name, [[Lulz|only to have nobody remember her name]]! One day, the fish-fucker Lana Loud shall rip out her heart!
*'''[[Jerk|Chandler]]''': A piece of utter shit who hosts [[Disgusting|parties in the sewage treatment plants]].
*'''[[Punk|Joshua]]''': Chandler's goon #1. Secretly in love with Chandler despite being too much of a tough guy to admit it.
*'''[[Fatass|Miles]]''': Some fat, retarded sack of shit who carries a ghetto blaster around. His hair is so bad and frizzy it's unreal.
*'''[[Cancer|Morgan]]''': A balding kid with severe leukemia that wears an [[Wigger|oversized T-shirt]]. One of Chandler's goons.
*'''[[Faggot|Dwarf Jadon]]''': A tiny kid who has an unclear ethnicity and wears [[Gay|earrings]].
*'''[[Newfag|Richie]]''': Another one of Chandler's goons. The legend, Trent is somehow friends with him, even though Richie the widow's peak hair kid is Chandler's slave.
*'''[[Bully|Hank & Hawk]]''': Two smelly douchebags coming from the shitty neighborhood of [[Detroit|Hazeltucky]], apparently the water crisis affected the shitty town, so now the people are ugly freaks. These freakazoids are later trolled at Lucy's haunted corn maze.
*'''[[Bully|Steak and Stan Stankco]]''': Overmuscular mutants that enjoy massive amounts of steroids. The momma is probably even bigger and scarier than them.
*'''✡[[Jew|Benny]]✡''': Luan's Jewish boyfriend who somehow has yet to steal any money. He's even less funny than her too.
*'''[[Dyke|Sam]]''': Luna's girlfriend who also doubles as a bitchy vegan.

==The creator==
The show was created by Chris Savino, known for being a writer for ''[[My Little Pony]]'', ''[[Ren and Stimpy]]'', ''Dexter's Laboratory'', ''Johnny Test'', and for fucking up ''[[The Powerpuff Girls]]'' before [[Cartoon Network]] fucked it up even worse with the reboot. He has said the show was based on his own experiences growing up in a large family, which makes one wonder about his [[incest|relationship]] with his own siblings. It's also worth noting that prior to ''The Loud House'', he wrote a comic strip entitled ''The Complex Adventures of Eddie Puss'', and it's about a cat kid who has the hots for his mother. [http://imgur.com/a/ikrgs No, really.] Explains a lot about the prevalent perversion on display in ''The Loud House''.

On October 18, [[2017]], news sites revealed that the show's creator was "almost" as perverted as his fanbase in a rather fitting turn of events worthy of his followers, resulting in his immediate termination from Nickelodeon much to the butthurt of pedos and tumblrfags nobody gave two shits about. Despite this, the show will still be running to ensure Nick's new progressive cash cow remains relevant, after which, they'll go back to milking shit like ''SpongeBob''.

==How to troll the show's fans==
#Call them faggots
#Tell them [[Truth|''The Loud House'' isn't funny]]
#Tell them to [[Shit that will never happen|get a life]]
#Tell them that they will own nothing and they will be happy
#Tell them that Luna is pregnant with Sully's baby and there is nothing they can do about it

==All aboard the incest ship!==
As if it wasn't already fucked up enough for a fanbase to [[ship]] a show's main character with his ten sisters, fans of ''The Loud House'' decided to take it up a [[Minecraft|notch]] and create their own vision of what Lincoln's deformed and retarded incest-children would look like with each of his sisters. The most popular of these disgusting abominations is "Lacy Loud," the product of Lincoln knocking up his sister Lynn.

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==Gallery==
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File:Savino gives up.png|Savino's contemplation on what he created
File:Aelous lewd house.jpeg|Typical fanart
File:Aeolus luan.jpg|Now with more Luan!
File:LoudHousefagcouple.jpg|So progressive and tolerant
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File:Grownup table by garabatoz.jpeg
File:Shadman twincest.jpg|Dammit [[Shadman]]
File:nazifigma.jpg|4chan's favorite little führer
File:lincoln can't fap.gif|An average episode
File:Boom Bada Bing.gif|thumb|No Such Luck haters in a nutshell
File:luan i incest.png
File:lynncoln.jpg|Lynncoln fanart in a nutshell
File:sb99 lewd house.png|Like you didn't see it coming
File:liberty loud.png|Even genderbent Lincoln gets smut
File:christina tits vs ronnie ass.png|The only thing Lincoln's two love interests are good for
File:Christina-ronnie-naked.jpg|The same image, only now with less articles of clothing!
File:Stop it.png|Lincoln and Lynn have had quite enough of this bullshit
File:morning leni.jpeg
File:leni the retard.jpg|Leni makes an important discovery
File:loud house 911.jpg|More [[9/11|comedy gold]] courtesy of Luan
File:nui lola by javidluffy.jpg|[[Kill la Kill|Well, they're both evil incarnate...]]
File:Chris is watching.png|Papa Savino watching diligently over his fans
File:LacyLoud.png|Lacy Loud, a product of this show's [[sick fuck]] fanbase
File:LoudHouseNetorare.png|''Loud House'' fans hate [[Netorare|when Lynn has sex with people who aren't her brother]].
File:OKWTF.png|Disturbing [[BDSM]] courtesy of [[Javi Suzumiya]]
File:Lincoln Loud fursuit.jpeg
File:Lincoln Loud fursuit2.jpeg
File:LunaMedia logo 2022.png|a {{Edfthread|lunamedia.4555|weapon}} to [[Fail|surpass]] [[Disney]]
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== Videos ==
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| <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UDPZwKCSYc</youtube> <center>'''Cartoonshi'''</center>
| <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leIYTrvK2RQ</youtube> <center>'''Cartoonshi'''</center>
| <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iYtvQEX4qI</youtube> <center>'''Saberspark roasting Chris Savino'''</center>
| <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_jsEM422po</youtube> <center>'''Some furfag named RedVidds'''</center>
| <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyUA1Oq17x8</youtube> <center>'''Jax'''</center>
| <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwtblhdzq6A</youtube> <center>'''LS Mark'''</center>
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==A typical fan fiction==
{{Warning|YOU WILL NEVER LOOK AT THE LOUD HOUSE THE SAME WAY EVER AGAIN!!!!}}

'''<big>BEST BIRTHDAY BASH EVER!</big>'''

It's Leni's sixteenth birthday, and she only wants one thing. Barely legal; a ripe and mature young woman, she gives her request to her older sister, Lori. She wants a man to cum deep inside her tight, virgin pussy. No birth control. No condoms. No cares. Just raw, passionate, rough thrusting, as he wraps his hand around her neck, holding her down to the kitchen table, driving his thick cock into her pink pussy. She moans and writhes under him, in pain, in pleasure, unable to tell where one stops and the other begins but she knows she doesn't want it to end. He tells her he's ready to blow his load, but she doesn't want him to stop. Keep going. Keep fucking her. Don't ever stop. She's so close! She just needs a few more thrusts! The dick throbs and grows inside her. Her pussy begins climaxing, squeezing down so tight he can barely pull out. Leni wraps her legs around him and cries out, barely a choked gasp as his hand keeps her neck down hard. The man sheathes his whole dick inside, and erupts like a fountain, gushing out sperm into her tight little cunt. He holds her tight as he unloads fully into her. His eyes baring down on her thoroughly dominated nubile body. The sixteen year old blonde moans as she arches and squirms and wiggles under him. She purrs as she feels his cum coating her insides like warm honey. Then, the man pulls out, and Leni whines at how empty and cold she feels.

So, another man, taller and darker than the last one, steps forward. His cock lays right on top of her once-virgin pussy, like a fine Belgian dark chocolate resting on a pure, creamy white cake. He grinds on her a few thrusts, until Leni starts glaring up at him. She cusses him out, ordering him to fuck her. He blinks, not expecting her to use bad words... then again, she is getting a ten man gangbang for her birthday... the dirty mouth only heightens her beauty; contrasts with her snowy complexion and innocent smile. He levels his dick with her entrance and hilts himself in one thrust, making her squeak and arch off the table. Coated with another man's cum and her own shlick, he goes in so easily he could just about cry. But he doesn't want her this way though. So he picks her up and lays her on the floor, makes her turn onto her hands and knees... all without ever leaving her tight pussy... He grabs her legs and stands up. The teen girl is bent like a bow, upside down, and he starts fucking her raw and fast. The girl's arms are trembling as they try to keep her head off the ground while he brutally fucks her. And when he cums deep inside her cunt, gravity aids him in making all his fertile sperm pool inside her womb. The tall dark man exits her pussy, and hands her legs over to a third man, like passing a toy from one brother to another.

In less than five seconds, she's straddling a man she's never seen before and likely will never see again. His hands are on her hips. He's fucking her pussy, faster than the other two before him. The cum in her womb is dripping down his length. Or maybe it's her own lube creaming his dick. Or probably it's both. She's screaming in pleasure, but she's also sensitive. Every hard thrust hits her sore womb. Her clit is burning from the shock of being fucked so much for the first time. And to think she was still a virgin only minutes ago. She nearly passes out as another climax hits her. And while her lips are open, crying out for the stranger to fill her up with his seed, a fourth dick slides across her tongue and into her throat. It's so big and heavy, his balls slap against her chin, his cock spreads her jaw, her eyes tear up and her makeup begins to run down her cheeks. The first man erupts inside her abused snatch, and holds her down. Plugging her hole up until he's flaccid and pops out. The man in front of her is fucking her face, using his thumb to wipe away her tears while his other hand fists her hair and holds her head in place. She feels him start throbbing and she prepares herself to take his seed straight into her stomach like the good little whore Leni is... but instead, he pulls out and starts jacking himself off with his hand. She looks up at him with wide, innocent eyes, her cheeks stained with black makeup and tears, her mouth wide open and her pink tongue out and ready for him to paint her whiter than her skin already is. With a cry, he shoots his load onto her, one rope hitting her nose and eyebrow, one hitting her cheek, one splashing onto her tongue (and she curled it inside and swallowed immediately with a hungry growl), and the final one hit her chin. Leni was left in a daze, but her hand reached up and played with it, then scooped it up and dumped it onto her tongue. Soon, she was clean again, but her lips and her pussy were hungry for more. A lot more. And fortunately there were still six men left to fuck her innocent once-virgin body raw. Leni is dropped onto the floor. Her sweaty, cum drenched body is heaving for air. Her little clit is screaming to be left alone. But she knows it's not over yet.

Lori got them both the birthday special, and she can hear her older sister getting reamed by her own set of ten black studs. The teen girl is shaking and twitching from her intense sexual activity. She's lifted into the air before she realizes it. A fifth stranger is holding her legs up. A sixth is holding her arms up. Her butt is hanging between the two men, jiggling in the free air as they manipulate her body to their liking. The blonde girl's head is tilted back, her hair showering down to the ground beneath her. A new dick is sheathed into her mouth and she groans under the strain of it, fresh tears falling down her face. She feels another cock press into her dirty pussy with a gentleness she didn't expect. Then, all of a sudden it thrusts deeply into her, giving her a swift and hard fucking. When one hits her womb, the poor girl bounces backward and takes the other man's cock straight to her throat. When he thrusts his hips against her, she springs down onto the cock ravaging her pussy. She's like a rag doll being tossed back and forth, pounded into a squirming ball of dripping cum and sex. The man in her throat grips her arms tight enough she cries out around his shaft, her silky throat massaging him as she struggles to take him. But she doesn't mind it. She's a masochistic that wants them to use her body like she's nothing more than a fleshlight to cum inside. He groans and thrusts harder; the man in her cunt laughs at his friend, but it doesn't stop the inevitable. His first throbbing wave of cum shoots down her throat right into her belly. Then, he slips out and his pulsing cock, resting on her lips and chin, shoots across her breasts and stomach, painting her with his hot seed. As Leni regains her breath and savors the taste of black cum dripping down her throat, she feels the other man pick up his pace; fucking her so hard her small, perky breasts are bouncing wildly and her thighs are turning pink. With a growl he hilts her on his dark shaft and gives her the fourth creampie of the night. Soaking her insides with fresh cum, Leni purrs and squirms against him, urging him to make sure he's the one that has the best chance at knocking her up for being such a good fucktoy for her pussy~

Leni is set down on her feet, her legs quivering and barely able to hold herself up. Sticky cum drops down her thighs and down her breasts and tummy. She closes her eyes as she tries to wipe the sweat from her face, her wet bangs sticking to her forehead. God, her whole body is soaked in one way or another. A new stranger grabs her hips. She can't even see him. She has no idea what he looks like, but he's strong. And his hands are black like smoldering coals. He feels so warm on her belly as he pulls her up. Her feet hang limply above the ground. She grins as she feels his erection prod at her opening. But then he slips back and pokes around at her butt. She squeals and her heart jerks. Another man steps in front of her, putting his hands on her breasts and squeezing her chest. She cries out as she feels him trying to impale her pussy on his dick. The first cock feels slick and sticky. He must be lubed. He finds her tight pink hole and slowly starts spreading her apart, inching himself inside.

Leni clenches herself up as her virgin butt gets shafted with a huge dick. The other man keeps grinding on her pussy and stomach, his dick rubbing her clit and making her moan. His hands keep playing with her nipples. She groans as that thick black cock finally hilts itself in her ass. And she breathes a sigh of relief, only to scream in pleasure as the other man angles himself and crams his own dick inside her pussy. She can feel them both spreading her apart like she's never been before. Stretching her two holes out and rubbing on her inner dividing wall. She can't keep her eyes open as she clings to the man in front of her, moaning and whimpering and clawing at his shoulders. The two cocks start pounding her raw. Their hands let go and she's held up in the air solely by their big black cocks, fucking her tight holes. Leni can see the other two men jacking off. They're staring at her nubile body, gazing at her boobs and her tight stomach and her butt smooshed against a wall of solid male muscle. Leni looks at their dicks. They're so big and she can see them pulsing from ten feet away. She doesn't know how they'll fit inside her tiny body, but they will somehow. She moans like a greedy whore as the two cocks in her holes pick up their pace, fucking her hard and deeper and faster and finally shooting their cum deep into her belly. She cries out, her nails scratching a strange back as her body climaxes again. They unsheath their dicks from her body, and Leni moans as she feels their cum ooze down her legs, drip onto the floor between her feet. She's been thoroughly fucked and not a single part of her body is still virginal anymore. She grins as she lays down on the ground, raising her feet into the air.

Her last two black cocks approach, and she doesn't have anything else to say to them except "fuck me," even though she's sure she won't be able to walk straight for the next week. The two men don't even bother with making eye contact or speaking or asking for permission. Strange man number nine kneels before her, lifting her ass into his legs and sliding his rock hard cock into her slick folds, groaning at how tight her teenage pussy is even after the dicking she'd received already. The other man walks behind her, standing over her face. He grabs her feet and puts her soles together, slipping his dick between them. Leni smiles perversely, not even considering they can fuck more than just three parts of her body. Now she wonders if they could screw her in other ways... like her tits~

She can't give it much thought however. Her pussy is getting a good once over for the sixth time that night. The man is bending her down almost flat as a board as he dominates her nubile body like a savage animal breeding its prey. His hands go to her shoulders and presses her down flat, and the girl holds still, whining and whimpering like the submissive doll she is. Her feet are getting stroked with two strong hands; such an odd contrast to the brutal fucking going on in her sore pussy. The dick sliding between her soles is warming her up, like an affectionate bloom that comforts her and gives her strength in the final stretch of her birthday bang. The man fucking her feet gives in first, pulling out of her warm hug and kneeling down over her grinning face. He stares into her bright blue eyes and gushes all over her cheeks, her nose, her forehead, her hair. Coating all of her in his cum. The girl moans and goes to start licking it up, but ends up going still when the man fucking her pussy growls at her. She turns her eyes on his; they are full of possessive fire. She opens her lips and coos to him, "Do you own this pussy?" He groans as he fucks her even harder, rocking her across his lap. "Better believe I own it.". He lifts her shoulders up, hugging her to his chest, her legs bent over his shoulders. Leni is suddenly very thankful she'd taken up yoga with her roommate. "I'm gonna cum in your pussy," slamming his dick into her and grinding against her clit hard. The girl simply smiles and blows a kiss at him. Moaning and begging him to do it, to fuck her, to not stop, to never ever stop. To breed her little white pussy with his big black cock~

With a monstrous growl, he hilts himself and inseminates her with load after load of fertile cum. Leni moans breathlessly, completely addicted to the feeling of being filled to the very brim with baby making juice. Leni lays back on the ground. Her body wet and hot and trembling from having far too many orgasms for such an innocent virgin angel~ She looks up and grins. It looks like the first eight men want to go for another round. They circle her, each pumping their hard cocks as they gaze down on her small perky body. Leni smirks at them, bending her knees up and squeezing her tits. She's aking herself look smaller, younger, more fertile~

The eight men draw closer, not caring when they bump elbows. And when the golden haired vixen opens her mouth, sticks out her tongue, and calls, "ahhh," like a hungry girl seeking her next meal, they all blast across her body. Their cum drenches her from head to toe, showering every inch of her. The girl laughs as she feels the warm, sticky goodness go literally everywhere! Fuck! It will take her a long time to clean up, but that's ok. She falls back and continues giggling like that good student that got an A+ after studying for a long time. She pumps her feet and her hands into the air, and she cries in girlish glee, "Best! Birthday! Bash! Ever!"

Then, at long last, the big day arrived. She was sitting on the couch one Thursday morning with Sully and when she went to get up, her water broke. She felt a pop and a splash, and suddenly, her legs, shoes, and the carpet were a moment, she gaped down at the wet spot uncomprehendingly, her brain unable to process what her eyes were seeing. Then it began to sink in and her chest tightened. Oh shit. It was happening. Sully didn't notice what had happened. He had been in the middle of talking about something and when Luna's water broke, her mind blanked. She couldn't remember the conversation they had been having or even comprehend what he was saying now. It was happening. Happening, happening, happening. That word kept flashing through her mind like a neon sign. Finally, she recovered enough to speak. "Uh… my water just broke." Sully stopped talking and looked at her with a confused expression, as though he hadn't understood. "What?" "My water broke," she repeated. All at once, Sully realized what was happening and his eyes grew to three times their normal size. He jumped to his feet and looked like he was about to panic. "It's happening?" Luna felt a faint flutter in her stomach. "Yes," she said. Sully took a deep breath. "Alright, uh, uh…" he looked around, not knowing what to do. They had practiced this a thousand times before but now his mind was just as blank as Luna's had been. "Grab the bag," Luna said, walking him through the steps, "and drive me to the hospital." "Right," Sully said, recovering his composure. She got dressed and put her shoes on while Sully grabbed the bag she had packed for the hospital. It contained extra clothes, socks, toiletries, and other things she had read she would need for the birthing process. She was feeling okay right up until then; that's when the burning pain flared in her stomach. She held herself and winced at the agony in her guts, and Sully looked terrified. "I don't know if that's normal," she said. "What do I do?": he asked. "Just take the bag," she said. He took the bag and then helped Luna out to the car; she crushed his hand in hers and gritted her teeth. Sweat poured from her in slimy rivulets and her heart slammed unaccountably against her ribs. She didn't feel right, then again, she had never been in labor before, so she didn't know how she was supposed to feel. Sully helped her into the car, jumped behind the wheel, and peeled off from the curb, slamming Luna back against the seat. "Careful," she said. The contractions, if contractions they even were, had become stronger and pain rippled through her body. Two miles from the hospital, they came to a series of giant holes in the road, old and corroded pipes exposed like ancient bones. Sully spun the wheel and the car slid across the hole sideways. "Nice driving," Luna said through a wince of pain. "Thanks," Sully said. The hospital appeared on the right. Sully slid into the entrance and parked at the doors to the emergency room. He jumped out, helped Luna inside, and sat her in a wheelchair. A nurse took them to the maternity ward and got them situated in a room. The doctor came in, checked her, and nodded. "You're dilated. We're definitely having a baby today." When he was gone, Luna had Sully call her family. From there, things went rather quickly. The contractions came in waves, each one worse than the last. By the time Mom and Dad showed up, she was 10cm dilated and ready to go. Dad went into the waiting room with Lori and the others, and Mom and Sully stayed in the room while a team of doctors and nurses surrounded her. The metal stirrups were cold against her feet and she felt a breeze where breezes weren't supposed to go, but the contractions were more powerful and closer together. The doctor told her to push and she did, gripping the railing and bearing down on her teeth. She could feel her pelvis expanding to accommodate the baby's passage and it was almost like splitting apart. Sully held her hand and urged her on, and Mom studied the machines to which she was attached, a puzzled look on her face. Luna pushed with every contraction, muscles straining, body aching. Electric pulses shot up her spine and her heart slammed so fast that she felt dizzy. She had the sensation of being full, and knew from that alone that the baby was making his way down the birth canal. She pushed again and one of the nurses called that she could see his head. He was almost here and Luna was impatient to hold him… and to end this suffering. She pushed again and the most exquisite pain she had ever felt in her life came over her. She screamed and squeezed Sully's hand. "You're doing great," he said. Luna took deep breaths and gave one last push. Thin cries filled the room and she had the sudden sensation of release. A nurse cut the cord and took the baby over to a scale to weigh it. "He's beautiful, Luna," Sully said proudly. Luna didn't respond. He turned to her. She was pale and sickly looking, her eyes drooping. She was suddenly very tired and dizzy. At that moment, the heart monitor started to beep urgently. One of the nurses came over, checked her vitals, and called out, "Her blood pressure's dropping!" Once again, the doctors and nurses surrounded Luna and began to work over her. A nurse ushered her parents out of the room and Sully held her hand, his heart pounding in terror. Her eyes rolled back into her head and darkness stole over her. The heart monitor flatlined. Sully grew instantly cold. The word around him faded away and every sound echoed as if from a great distance. He held Luna's limp hand in his and fought back the hysteria welling up inside of him. Luna needed him to be strong. For her and for their son. He stroked Luna's hand and urged her to pull through, not knowing if she could hear him or not. Tears openly flowed down his cheeks and his lips trembled, but he managed to hold it together. After what seemed like an eternity but couldn't have been more than a minute, the doctor shocked her with a defibrillator and the heart monitor began to steadily beep once again. Sully let out a breath he didn't know he had been holding and felt Luna squeeze his hand. Her eyelids fluttered open and a tired smile touched her lips. Sully laughed and cried at the same time. "You had quite the close call," the doctor explained later. "I feel tired," Luna said, "and excited. Can I hold my baby now?" "You sure can." A nurse brought Landon to her. Swaddled in a white blanket, his eyes were closed and his face was pink and ruddy, reminding her of a newborn puppy. He was the most beautiful thing she had ever seen. She cradled him to her chest and smiled at him through a sheen of tears. He yawned and stretched. Love swelled in her chest. "Hi, baby," she cooed. "I'm your mommy." Sully leaned over the rail to see his son. "And that's your daddy. We're very pleased to meet you." Later on, Mom, Dad, Sam, and all of Luna's siblings came into the room to meet the new addition to the Loud family. Mom held him in her arms and rocked him gently from side to side. Dad smiled lovingly down at him and tickled his chin; Landon's face crinkled in annoyance, and Mom and Dad chuckled. Sam was next, then Lori. They passed the baby around from oldest to youngest. "I'm really excited that there's another boy in the family now," Lincoln said. "Don't rot his mind with comic books and video games," Luna said jokingly. "I can't make any promises," Lincoln grinned. Lisa held Landon down low so that Lily could see him. Her eyes got really big and her mouth formed a perfect O. "That's the baby," Mom said. " Baaaaaaby? " Lily asked and looked up at her. Mom beamed. "That's right. He's your nephew." Lily said something that sounded a little like nephew. By then, Landon was awake. His eyes were open and fixed on Lily, his brow furrowed in confusion. A shiver went through his little body and he began to fuss. Luna's heart melted and she took him back from Mom. "Are you cold?" she cooed, Landon looked up at her and made an almost miserable face that came really close to breaking her. She snuggled him close and soon his squirming stilled and he fell back asleep. Luna smiled at him and stroked his bald little head, then she, too, fell asleep, the weariness and exhaustion of the day finally catching up with her. The nurse shooed everyone out except for Sully. "Mom and Dad can stay," she said, and being called Dad for the first time made Sully feel strange and good at the same time. He gazed at his girl and their son, then looked over his shoulder at the departing Louds. He hesitated, then got to his feet and went out into the waiting room. Mr. Loud was walking aimlessly down the hall, stretching his legs, and Sully followed. "Mr. Loud?" he asked. The older man turned around and looked at him. Sully took a deep breath. "I'm… I'm sorry about all of this," he said. He meant for getting Luna pregnant. Was he sorry? Not really, he was happy, but he had to say something to make amends with Mr. Loud. "I know this isn't, you know, the best situation, but I want you to know that I'm ready to be a good father and a good… partner to Luna." Mr. Loud stared at him for a moment and Sully was afraid the old man would deck him. Sighing, Mr. Loud put his hand on Sully's shoulder and gave it a friendly squeeze. "I know you are, son, I know you are." Back in the room, Sully sat next to Luna's bed and watched her and baby Landon sleep. Soon, sooner than he had ever expected, his life would get very busy and very noisy, with diapers, feedings, and all the other things that go along with having a baby. He was ready for it, but for right now, he was content to watch them sleep in silence. "I love you," he whispered. A dreamy smile touched Luna's lips. "We love you too," she said.

Honesty, [[MLP|Miscegenation is Magic!]]

==See also==
*[[Bart-Toons]] – A manchild of Italian descent who reveres Lincoln as his lord and savior as well as a pimp.
*[[DeviantArt]]
*''[[Doug]]''
*''[[Family Guy]]''
*''[[Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]''
*''[[Full House]]''
*''[[Gravity Falls]]''
*[[Harem Comedy]] – A Western variant.
*[[Incest]]
*[[Javi Suzumiya]] – A pedophilic Mexican who spams crack ships.
*[[The Loud Channel]] – A Mexican Pedophile Lolcow who would be known for his cancer creepypasta.
*[[Nickelodeon]] – The network responsible for this show's airing.
*''[[PAW Patrol]]'' – Another popular show on Nickelodeon with a similar fanbase.
*[[Pedophilia|Pedophiles]] – The (unsurprising) core audience.
*''[[Regular Show]]''
*[[Shipping]]
*''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''
*''[[Star vs. the Forces of Evil]]''
*''[[Steven Universe]]''
*''[[The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius|The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius]]''
*''[[The Fairly OddParents]]''
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[101 Dalmatian Street]] Loud House: Britbong furfag edition

==External links==
*[http://g.e-hentai.org/g/951732/0b21dccba4/ A comic about a yandere Luan.]
*[http://g.e-hentai.org/g/957063/871770396a/ Another comic. This time it's about Lincoln and Lynn.]
*[http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/The_Loud_House/1 Feel free to fap to your pleasure, you sick pedo.]

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The Loud House

2025-06-13T08:22:27Z

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{{breakingnews|[http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/loud-house-creator-chris-savino-suspended-sexual-harassment-1202593429/ The creator of ''The Loud House'' has been fired for being a pervert and will probably never work in animation again!]}}
 
[[File:welcome to tlh.jpg|thumb|right|240px|The Loud family]]
'''''The Loud House''''' (also known as '''[[Shadman|The Lewd House]]''' and '''Incest Waifu: The Animated Series''') is a [[Truth|harem comedy]] that airs on [[Nickelodeon]]. It was green-lit when the network realized they had literally nothing on their channel except ''[[PAW Patrol]]'', ''[[The Fairly OddParents]]'', ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'', and [[Dan Schneider|shitty kidcoms]]. Despite having the child appeal equivalent to that of ''[[The Fairly OddParents]]'', [[Tumblr]] fags and [[4chan]] have quickly latched onto the show, claiming the Loud sisters as [[Waifu|waifus]] because they have absolutely no chance of scoring with a real woman.

Other than [[co/|pedophiles]], the show is only popular with [[TheMysteriousMrEnter|Enterbots]] and [[Sperg|Giant Spergs]] who think this show will "save" the network, and [[SJW|SJWs]], who love the show for its [[Sick fuck|inclusion]] of an interracial [[Homosexuality|gay]] couple in a kids' cartoon.

==Plot==
The show is about a young [[albino]] named Lincoln living with ten sisters because their parents have never used or even heard of condoms. Every episode involves him having an issue with one or more of them (including him addressing the viewer as though they're too stupid to figure out what's going on themselves) and then resolving it (basically it's like ''The Brady Bunch'' or ''Full House'' if they were animated). This generic as fuck setup is just an excuse for the writers to make up wacky hijinx and provide [[fanservice]] to themselves and the Internet to appease their [[Pedophilia|pedophilic]] lust for [[incest]].

==Characters==
=== Main characters ===
[[File:Lincoln alone on a friday night.png|200px|thumb|Lincoln talks to the show's fanbase.]]
[[File:ProductOfLoudcest.jpg|200px|thumb|She may be [[fan fiction]], but her psychological trauma is real.]]

The main characters, also known as the Loud children are a retarded band of [[Catholic]], [[White Devils|Crackazoid]], [[German|pigskinned]], [[Danish|inbred]] niggers that reside in suburban [[Michigan]], inside a shitty house that doubl- I mean TRIPLES as a meth lab and brothel.

[[File:Loud house incest.jpg|right|250px]]

*'''[[13-year-old boy|Lincoln]]''': The middle child and only boy in the family. A selfish little [[asshole]] who is constantly getting fucked over by his sisters because he's too much of a wet blanket to be a man and stick up for himself; Typical of a cumskinned, beta cuck shemale.

*'''[[Bitch|Lori]]''': The oldest sister. A massive [[cunt]] who constantly bullies her siblings for the [[lulz]]. She also uses the word [[literally]] all the fucking time. Many sick fucks such as [[Weeaboo|inuruyu]], [[Indonesia|X3Corez]], [[Bolivia|jcm-2]] and [[Pedophile|Garabatoz]] like depicted her as a [[BDSM|Dominatrix]] and love drawing her fucking Lincoln while Bobby fucks Carol. A frequent favorite of the show's horny adult male fanbase. Just thinking about her will make your penis shrink.
*'''[[Retard|Leni]]''': The second-oldest sister. A stereotypical dumb blonde who is too fucking stupid to comprehend anything, only managing to survive because [[Lazy|her family does everything for her]]. She is a profoundly creepy, subhuman Celt with mental retardation and supernatural powers and when she was a baby, she was knocked on the head and abandoned by her real family, leading her to be adopted into the Loud family. [[Truth|The worst character by default.]]
*'''[[Teen mom|Luna]]''': The third-oldest sister. She is in love with one of her band mates, Sully. they had sex one day and Luna gave birth to his son, who she named Landon.
*'''[[Unfunny|Luan]]''': The fourth-oldest sister. Everything she says is a shitty pun that not even her siblings find funny. She also has a [[YouTube]] channel, fitting in perfectly with all the [[PewDiePie|talentless faggots]] on the site who think they're funny. That idiot's voice is extremely high-pitched and annoying, courtesy of the legend known as Cristina Pucelli. She's also a psychopath to boot.
*'''[[12-year-old girl|Lynn, Jr.]]''': The fifth-oldest sister. Obligatory tomboy character who plays every sport ever. [[Win|Constantly fists Lincoln at night in his room.]]
*'''[[Emo|Lucy]]''': A [[Goth]] wannabe who is constantly moaning about everything and scaring the shit out of everybody with her social retardation. Will likely commit a murder-suicide at some point in her life.
*'''[[Shota|Lana]]''': The other tomboy character who prides herself on being [[Pain Series|disgusting]]. Has no real character traits, with her only purpose in the show being a foil to her buttbuddy Lola. She also dreams of fucking animals just like her [[Welsh|blondie cumskinned ancestors who loved fucking sheep]], but she takes it up a notch by fucking amphibians, lake sturgeon and termites. If she was in a sex tape, she wants it to have her getting fucked by [[Furry|furries]] while she gets covered in shit and mud while she drinks pee.
*'''[[Loli|Lola]]''': Lana's insufferable [[bitch]] of a twin sister who thinks she's better than everyone else and gets everyone in trouble. A frequent [[Pedo bait|beauty pageant]] winner, likely through illegitimate means. Also a massive slut, with a taste for grown man and being [[Whore|Little Miss Cumdumpster]].
*'''[[Autist|Lisa]]''': [[Lol wut|A 4-year-old college graduate]] that suffers from extreme levels of [[Autism|Assburgers' Syndrome]] and possibly an even bigger cunt than Lori, she is constantly [[Fucking|experimenting]] with her siblings [[Rape|without their consent]]. Spits every other word she says and [[autistic screeching|screeches]], [[Wigger|raps]] and records herself laughing maniacally because of her immense egoism. (Also, a family of idiots with a smart kid named Lisa, [[The Simpsons|that's original!]])
*'''[[Babyfuck|Lily]]''': The [[baby]] of the family. Does nothing but shit herself. [[Divide By Zero|She's also shipped with the characters as well, believe it or not...]]

<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za6LFWYUiRw</youtube> 
<big>'''Lola Loud plays ''Rust'''''</big></center>

=== Supporting characters ===
*'''[[MILF|Rita Loud]] and [[DILF|Lynn Loud Sr.]]''': The Catholic parents who have never heard of safe sex. Rita has no personality while Lynn Sr. is a gigantic [[manchild]]. Basically, watch [[Pain Series|No Such Luck]] and you will see how [[Shit|wonderfully]], [[Stupid|awesome]] and [[Retard|epic]] they are!
*'''[[Faggot|Clyde McBride]]''': Lincoln's [[black]] friend who wants to get in Lori's pants. Will most likely die a [[virgin]].
*'''[[Mexican|Bobby Santiago]]''': (Full name: [[Mexican|Roberto "Bobby" Alejandro Martinez-Millan Luis Santiago, Jr.]]) Lori's idiotic boring boyfriend who can't hold a job and has no personality.
*'''[[Mexican|Ronnie Anne Santiago]]''': Lincoln's [[Mexican]] girlfriend who beats the shit out of him one time. The fandom loves her even though she's only been in three episodes and a show that is as shitty as the original. Also Bobby's sister. For some reason, the retarded fans ship Ronnie with Bobby while Lori fucks Lincoln.
*'''[[Gay|Clyde's Parents]]''': [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|The nigger and cracker gay parents.]] [[Tumblr]] has unsurprisingly gone wild over them despite their total lack of personality traits. Their appearance upset many Bible thumpers, who unfortunately could not get this shitpile of a show canceled.
*'''[[Mexican|The Casagrande Family]]''': The extended family of the illegal immigrants Lori wants to stuff her holes with.
** Hector Casagrande: Old
** Rosa Casagrande: Old
** Carlos Casagrande: Papa of the Casagrande Spic bastard children.
** Frida Puga Casagrande: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!1!!!!1111!!1!1!11!!!
** Carlota Casagrande: A Lori and Leni ripoff with unusually wide hips.
** CJ Casagrande: A retard suffering with [[Down's Syndrome]] and he loves to play pirates.
** Carlino Casagrande: A stupid tryhard tough guy who is also in love with Lori.
** Carlitos Casagrande: The spic baby. Very ugly indeed.
*'''✡[[Jew|Flip]]✡''': An ugly, smelly, Jewish owner of the shitty shop Flip's [[Shit|Food]] & Fuel, and because his name is Flip, he is a [[Le 56% Face|Jew-Filipino Ape-Hybrid]]. Constantly cons the blond-haired pigskinned inbred niggers, the Loud Family like a boss. Business is business, especially when you go to the dentist every ten years and stuff your dirty socks in the nacho cheese.
*'''[[Loser|Rusty]]''': A soulless ginger and a wannabe casanova. He acts all high and mighty, but he will be forever alone, cause hes a Ginger and he's fucking ugly. [[Lulz|Will likely get crashed by a truck in the future and die a violent death]].
*'''[[Redneck|Liam]]''': Some dumb farmboy who fucks his only girlfriend [[Fatass|Virginia]], a fat pig. Despite being a redneck, he possesses some basic common sense and [[Lies|is a danger if you cross him]].
*'''[[You|Zach Gurdle]]''': Another Ginger (WTF!). One of the worst characters. He dates an ugly clown called Giggles, creates shitty conspiracy theories and is very ugly. Just so you know, he [[Gypsy|lives between a circus and a freeway]].
*'''[[MILF|Agnes Johnson]]''': Agnes Johnson is the retarded schoolteacher of Lincoln and his class. In an episode, she said she named a polar bear "Mrs. Johnson". No seriously, it's not Agnes, it's Mrs. Johnson. She deserves to be incinerated to oblivion in a blast furnace.
*'''[[Child Abuse|Coach Pacowski]]''': The retarded coach that forced Lincoln and his classmates to go on a brutal obstacle course with CRUSHERS!? SPIKES!!1! bARbEd wiRe...
*'''[[Manchild|Principal Wilbur Huggins]]''': A gay principal who still watches kiddy comics for the mentally challenged. An utter killjoy who stole Lincoln's comic just so he could meet the Ace Savvy creator, who is a smelly, wrinkly old man living deep in the sewers.
*'''[[Whore|Girl Jordan]]''': A spoiled brat who quickly shot to fame after she hung out with Lincoln and his slaves. She is very good at dodgeball and is also a cheat. What's surprising, is that she is a staff member on the show! The sick fuck fanbase is making porn of actual people! BITCH WTF!
*'''[[Cumdumpster|Mollie]]''': Girl Jordan's best friend and fellow rich kid/spoiled brat. Also gets fucked alot.
*'''[[Jailbait|Cookie QT]]''': An adorable and cute little girl who sells cookies and what adds to her cuteness, is her mom who's Azn. As with most cute characters on the show, she has been reduced to fap material.
*'''[[Thot|Stella]]''': A Filipino ape nigger who quickly becomes the cocktease for Lincoln's [[Slavery|friends]]. Ever since she came, porn artists are going on overdrive.
*'''[[Wigger|Trent]]''': A tall, thin kid with [[Nerd|large glasses]] and clothing that is actually goo-LOL, I can't finish that sentence. No, this guy sucks too, and I don't care how much the nigger who dedicated this entire portion of the wiki jerking off to this character. He's basically just a throwaway character who serves virtually no purpose to the actual show other than to be buttbuddies with Chandler. And if all of that wasn't bad enough, he looks almost identical to my [[Original Character|OC]], Josh (except Josh is actually cool, and hispanic). Fucking scum of the earth, [[Internet Tough Guy|I would deck this guy in a fight]].
*'''[[An Hero|Karla Sakas Shropshire]]''': The legendary creator of [[Pain Series|No Such Luck]]. Yeguscus, a severely autistic manchild, wants her dead and tortured.
*'''[[Annoying|Katherine Mulligan]]''': A fucking annoying news reporter than constantly says her name, [[Lulz|only to have nobody remember her name]]! One day, the fish-fucker Lana Loud shall rip out her heart!
*'''[[Jerk|Chandler]]''': A piece of utter shit who hosts [[Disgusting|parties in the sewage treatment plants]].
*'''[[Punk|Joshua]]''': Chandler's goon #1. Secretly in love with Chandler despite being too much of a tough guy to admit it.
*'''[[Fatass|Miles]]''': Some fat, retarded sack of shit who carries a ghetto blaster around. His hair is so bad and frizzy it's unreal.
*'''[[Cancer|Morgan]]''': A balding kid with severe leukemia that wears an [[Wigger|oversized T-shirt]]. One of Chandler's goons.
*'''[[Faggot|Dwarf Jadon]]''': A tiny kid who has an unclear ethnicity and wears [[Gay|earrings]].
*'''[[Newfag|Richie]]''': Another one of Chandler's goons. The legend, Trent is somehow friends with him, even though Richie the widow's peak hair kid is Chandler's slave.
*'''[[Bully|Hank & Hawk]]''': Two smelly douchebags coming from the shitty neighborhood of [[Detroit|Hazeltucky]], apparently the water crisis affected the shitty town, so now the people are ugly freaks. These freakazoids are later trolled at Lucy's haunted corn maze.
*'''[[Bully|Steak and Stan Stankco]]''': Overmuscular mutants that enjoy massive amounts of steroids. The momma is probably even bigger and scarier than them.
*'''✡[[Jew|Benny]]✡''': Luan's Jewish boyfriend who somehow has yet to steal any money. He's even less funny than her too.
*'''[[Dyke|Sam]]''': Luna's girlfriend who also doubles as a bitchy vegan.

==The creator==
The show was created by Chris Savino, known for being a writer for ''[[My Little Pony]]'', ''[[Ren and Stimpy]]'', ''Dexter's Laboratory'', ''Johnny Test'', and for fucking up ''[[The Powerpuff Girls]]'' before [[Cartoon Network]] fucked it up even worse with the reboot. He has said the show was based on his own experiences growing up in a large family, which makes one wonder about his [[incest|relationship]] with his own siblings. It's also worth noting that prior to ''The Loud House'', he wrote a comic strip entitled ''The Complex Adventures of Eddie Puss'', and it's about a cat kid who has the hots for his mother. [http://imgur.com/a/ikrgs No, really.] Explains a lot about the prevalent perversion on display in ''The Loud House''.

On October 18, [[2017]], news sites revealed that the show's creator was "almost" as perverted as his fanbase in a rather fitting turn of events worthy of his followers, resulting in his immediate termination from Nickelodeon much to the butthurt of pedos and tumblrfags nobody gave two shits about. Despite this, the show will still be running to ensure Nick's new progressive cash cow remains relevant, after which, they'll go back to milking shit like ''SpongeBob''.

==How to troll the show's fans==
#Call them faggots
#Tell them [[Truth|''The Loud House'' isn't funny]]
#Tell them to [[Shit that will never happen|get a life]]
#Tell them that they will own nothing and they will be happy
#Tell them that Luna is pregnant with Sully's baby and there is nothing they can do about it

==All aboard the incest ship!==
As if it wasn't already fucked up enough for a fanbase to [[ship]] a show's main character with his ten sisters, fans of ''The Loud House'' decided to take it up a [[Minecraft|notch]] and create their own vision of what Lincoln's deformed and retarded incest-children would look like with each of his sisters. The most popular of these disgusting abominations is "Lacy Loud," the product of Lincoln knocking up his sister Lynn.

[[File:LacyIncest.png|center]]

==Gallery==
{{cg||TheLewdHouse|center|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Savino gives up.png|Savino's contemplation on what he created
File:Aelous lewd house.jpeg|Typical fanart
File:Aeolus luan.jpg|Now with more Luan!
File:LoudHousefagcouple.jpg|So progressive and tolerant
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Grownup table by garabatoz.jpeg
File:Shadman twincest.jpg|Dammit [[Shadman]]
File:nazifigma.jpg|4chan's favorite little führer
File:lincoln can't fap.gif|An average episode
File:Boom Bada Bing.gif|thumb|No Such Luck haters in a nutshell
File:luan i incest.png
File:lynncoln.jpg|Lynncoln fanart in a nutshell
File:sb99 lewd house.png|Like you didn't see it coming
File:liberty loud.png|Even genderbent Lincoln gets smut
File:christina tits vs ronnie ass.png|The only thing Lincoln's two love interests are good for
File:Christina-ronnie-naked.jpg|The same image, only now with less articles of clothing!
File:Stop it.png|Lincoln and Lynn have had quite enough of this bullshit
File:morning leni.jpeg
File:leni the retard.jpg|Leni makes an important discovery
File:loud house 911.jpg|More [[9/11|comedy gold]] courtesy of Luan
File:nui lola by javidluffy.jpg|[[Kill la Kill|Well, they're both evil incarnate...]]
File:Chris is watching.png|Papa Savino watching diligently over his fans
File:LacyLoud.png|Lacy Loud, a product of this show's [[sick fuck]] fanbase
File:LoudHouseNetorare.png|''Loud House'' fans hate [[Netorare|when Lynn has sex with people who aren't her brother]].
File:OKWTF.png|Disturbing [[BDSM]] courtesy of [[Javi Suzumiya]]
File:Lincoln Loud fursuit.jpeg
File:Lincoln Loud fursuit2.jpeg
File:LunaMedia logo 2022.png|a {{Edfthread|lunamedia.4555|weapon}} to [[Fail|surpass]] [[Disney]]
</gallery>|border=#F78927|color=black}}

== Videos ==
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| <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UDPZwKCSYc</youtube> <center>'''Cartoonshi'''</center>
| <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leIYTrvK2RQ</youtube> <center>'''Cartoonshi'''</center>
| <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_jsEM422po</youtube> <center>'''Some furfag named RedVidds'''</center>
| <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyUA1Oq17x8</youtube> <center>'''Jax'''</center>
| <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwtblhdzq6A</youtube> <center>'''LS Mark'''</center>
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==A typical fan fiction==
{{Warning|YOU WILL NEVER LOOK AT THE LOUD HOUSE THE SAME WAY EVER AGAIN!!!!}}

'''<big>BEST BIRTHDAY BASH EVER!</big>'''

It's Leni's sixteenth birthday, and she only wants one thing. Barely legal; a ripe and mature young woman, she gives her request to her older sister, Lori. She wants a man to cum deep inside her tight, virgin pussy. No birth control. No condoms. No cares. Just raw, passionate, rough thrusting, as he wraps his hand around her neck, holding her down to the kitchen table, driving his thick cock into her pink pussy. She moans and writhes under him, in pain, in pleasure, unable to tell where one stops and the other begins but she knows she doesn't want it to end. He tells her he's ready to blow his load, but she doesn't want him to stop. Keep going. Keep fucking her. Don't ever stop. She's so close! She just needs a few more thrusts! The dick throbs and grows inside her. Her pussy begins climaxing, squeezing down so tight he can barely pull out. Leni wraps her legs around him and cries out, barely a choked gasp as his hand keeps her neck down hard. The man sheathes his whole dick inside, and erupts like a fountain, gushing out sperm into her tight little cunt. He holds her tight as he unloads fully into her. His eyes baring down on her thoroughly dominated nubile body. The sixteen year old blonde moans as she arches and squirms and wiggles under him. She purrs as she feels his cum coating her insides like warm honey. Then, the man pulls out, and Leni whines at how empty and cold she feels.

So, another man, taller and darker than the last one, steps forward. His cock lays right on top of her once-virgin pussy, like a fine Belgian dark chocolate resting on a pure, creamy white cake. He grinds on her a few thrusts, until Leni starts glaring up at him. She cusses him out, ordering him to fuck her. He blinks, not expecting her to use bad words... then again, she is getting a ten man gangbang for her birthday... the dirty mouth only heightens her beauty; contrasts with her snowy complexion and innocent smile. He levels his dick with her entrance and hilts himself in one thrust, making her squeak and arch off the table. Coated with another man's cum and her own shlick, he goes in so easily he could just about cry. But he doesn't want her this way though. So he picks her up and lays her on the floor, makes her turn onto her hands and knees... all without ever leaving her tight pussy... He grabs her legs and stands up. The teen girl is bent like a bow, upside down, and he starts fucking her raw and fast. The girl's arms are trembling as they try to keep her head off the ground while he brutally fucks her. And when he cums deep inside her cunt, gravity aids him in making all his fertile sperm pool inside her womb. The tall dark man exits her pussy, and hands her legs over to a third man, like passing a toy from one brother to another.

In less than five seconds, she's straddling a man she's never seen before and likely will never see again. His hands are on her hips. He's fucking her pussy, faster than the other two before him. The cum in her womb is dripping down his length. Or maybe it's her own lube creaming his dick. Or probably it's both. She's screaming in pleasure, but she's also sensitive. Every hard thrust hits her sore womb. Her clit is burning from the shock of being fucked so much for the first time. And to think she was still a virgin only minutes ago. She nearly passes out as another climax hits her. And while her lips are open, crying out for the stranger to fill her up with his seed, a fourth dick slides across her tongue and into her throat. It's so big and heavy, his balls slap against her chin, his cock spreads her jaw, her eyes tear up and her makeup begins to run down her cheeks. The first man erupts inside her abused snatch, and holds her down. Plugging her hole up until he's flaccid and pops out. The man in front of her is fucking her face, using his thumb to wipe away her tears while his other hand fists her hair and holds her head in place. She feels him start throbbing and she prepares herself to take his seed straight into her stomach like the good little whore Leni is... but instead, he pulls out and starts jacking himself off with his hand. She looks up at him with wide, innocent eyes, her cheeks stained with black makeup and tears, her mouth wide open and her pink tongue out and ready for him to paint her whiter than her skin already is. With a cry, he shoots his load onto her, one rope hitting her nose and eyebrow, one hitting her cheek, one splashing onto her tongue (and she curled it inside and swallowed immediately with a hungry growl), and the final one hit her chin. Leni was left in a daze, but her hand reached up and played with it, then scooped it up and dumped it onto her tongue. Soon, she was clean again, but her lips and her pussy were hungry for more. A lot more. And fortunately there were still six men left to fuck her innocent once-virgin body raw. Leni is dropped onto the floor. Her sweaty, cum drenched body is heaving for air. Her little clit is screaming to be left alone. But she knows it's not over yet.

Lori got them both the birthday special, and she can hear her older sister getting reamed by her own set of ten black studs. The teen girl is shaking and twitching from her intense sexual activity. She's lifted into the air before she realizes it. A fifth stranger is holding her legs up. A sixth is holding her arms up. Her butt is hanging between the two men, jiggling in the free air as they manipulate her body to their liking. The blonde girl's head is tilted back, her hair showering down to the ground beneath her. A new dick is sheathed into her mouth and she groans under the strain of it, fresh tears falling down her face. She feels another cock press into her dirty pussy with a gentleness she didn't expect. Then, all of a sudden it thrusts deeply into her, giving her a swift and hard fucking. When one hits her womb, the poor girl bounces backward and takes the other man's cock straight to her throat. When he thrusts his hips against her, she springs down onto the cock ravaging her pussy. She's like a rag doll being tossed back and forth, pounded into a squirming ball of dripping cum and sex. The man in her throat grips her arms tight enough she cries out around his shaft, her silky throat massaging him as she struggles to take him. But she doesn't mind it. She's a masochistic that wants them to use her body like she's nothing more than a fleshlight to cum inside. He groans and thrusts harder; the man in her cunt laughs at his friend, but it doesn't stop the inevitable. His first throbbing wave of cum shoots down her throat right into her belly. Then, he slips out and his pulsing cock, resting on her lips and chin, shoots across her breasts and stomach, painting her with his hot seed. As Leni regains her breath and savors the taste of black cum dripping down her throat, she feels the other man pick up his pace; fucking her so hard her small, perky breasts are bouncing wildly and her thighs are turning pink. With a growl he hilts her on his dark shaft and gives her the fourth creampie of the night. Soaking her insides with fresh cum, Leni purrs and squirms against him, urging him to make sure he's the one that has the best chance at knocking her up for being such a good fucktoy for her pussy~

Leni is set down on her feet, her legs quivering and barely able to hold herself up. Sticky cum drops down her thighs and down her breasts and tummy. She closes her eyes as she tries to wipe the sweat from her face, her wet bangs sticking to her forehead. God, her whole body is soaked in one way or another. A new stranger grabs her hips. She can't even see him. She has no idea what he looks like, but he's strong. And his hands are black like smoldering coals. He feels so warm on her belly as he pulls her up. Her feet hang limply above the ground. She grins as she feels his erection prod at her opening. But then he slips back and pokes around at her butt. She squeals and her heart jerks. Another man steps in front of her, putting his hands on her breasts and squeezing her chest. She cries out as she feels him trying to impale her pussy on his dick. The first cock feels slick and sticky. He must be lubed. He finds her tight pink hole and slowly starts spreading her apart, inching himself inside.

Leni clenches herself up as her virgin butt gets shafted with a huge dick. The other man keeps grinding on her pussy and stomach, his dick rubbing her clit and making her moan. His hands keep playing with her nipples. She groans as that thick black cock finally hilts itself in her ass. And she breathes a sigh of relief, only to scream in pleasure as the other man angles himself and crams his own dick inside her pussy. She can feel them both spreading her apart like she's never been before. Stretching her two holes out and rubbing on her inner dividing wall. She can't keep her eyes open as she clings to the man in front of her, moaning and whimpering and clawing at his shoulders. The two cocks start pounding her raw. Their hands let go and she's held up in the air solely by their big black cocks, fucking her tight holes. Leni can see the other two men jacking off. They're staring at her nubile body, gazing at her boobs and her tight stomach and her butt smooshed against a wall of solid male muscle. Leni looks at their dicks. They're so big and she can see them pulsing from ten feet away. She doesn't know how they'll fit inside her tiny body, but they will somehow. She moans like a greedy whore as the two cocks in her holes pick up their pace, fucking her hard and deeper and faster and finally shooting their cum deep into her belly. She cries out, her nails scratching a strange back as her body climaxes again. They unsheath their dicks from her body, and Leni moans as she feels their cum ooze down her legs, drip onto the floor between her feet. She's been thoroughly fucked and not a single part of her body is still virginal anymore. She grins as she lays down on the ground, raising her feet into the air.

Her last two black cocks approach, and she doesn't have anything else to say to them except "fuck me," even though she's sure she won't be able to walk straight for the next week. The two men don't even bother with making eye contact or speaking or asking for permission. Strange man number nine kneels before her, lifting her ass into his legs and sliding his rock hard cock into her slick folds, groaning at how tight her teenage pussy is even after the dicking she'd received already. The other man walks behind her, standing over her face. He grabs her feet and puts her soles together, slipping his dick between them. Leni smiles perversely, not even considering they can fuck more than just three parts of her body. Now she wonders if they could screw her in other ways... like her tits~

She can't give it much thought however. Her pussy is getting a good once over for the sixth time that night. The man is bending her down almost flat as a board as he dominates her nubile body like a savage animal breeding its prey. His hands go to her shoulders and presses her down flat, and the girl holds still, whining and whimpering like the submissive doll she is. Her feet are getting stroked with two strong hands; such an odd contrast to the brutal fucking going on in her sore pussy. The dick sliding between her soles is warming her up, like an affectionate bloom that comforts her and gives her strength in the final stretch of her birthday bang. The man fucking her feet gives in first, pulling out of her warm hug and kneeling down over her grinning face. He stares into her bright blue eyes and gushes all over her cheeks, her nose, her forehead, her hair. Coating all of her in his cum. The girl moans and goes to start licking it up, but ends up going still when the man fucking her pussy growls at her. She turns her eyes on his; they are full of possessive fire. She opens her lips and coos to him, "Do you own this pussy?" He groans as he fucks her even harder, rocking her across his lap. "Better believe I own it.". He lifts her shoulders up, hugging her to his chest, her legs bent over his shoulders. Leni is suddenly very thankful she'd taken up yoga with her roommate. "I'm gonna cum in your pussy," slamming his dick into her and grinding against her clit hard. The girl simply smiles and blows a kiss at him. Moaning and begging him to do it, to fuck her, to not stop, to never ever stop. To breed her little white pussy with his big black cock~

With a monstrous growl, he hilts himself and inseminates her with load after load of fertile cum. Leni moans breathlessly, completely addicted to the feeling of being filled to the very brim with baby making juice. Leni lays back on the ground. Her body wet and hot and trembling from having far too many orgasms for such an innocent virgin angel~ She looks up and grins. It looks like the first eight men want to go for another round. They circle her, each pumping their hard cocks as they gaze down on her small perky body. Leni smirks at them, bending her knees up and squeezing her tits. She's aking herself look smaller, younger, more fertile~

The eight men draw closer, not caring when they bump elbows. And when the golden haired vixen opens her mouth, sticks out her tongue, and calls, "ahhh," like a hungry girl seeking her next meal, they all blast across her body. Their cum drenches her from head to toe, showering every inch of her. The girl laughs as she feels the warm, sticky goodness go literally everywhere! Fuck! It will take her a long time to clean up, but that's ok. She falls back and continues giggling like that good student that got an A+ after studying for a long time. She pumps her feet and her hands into the air, and she cries in girlish glee, "Best! Birthday! Bash! Ever!"

Then, at long last, the big day arrived. She was sitting on the couch one Thursday morning with Sully and when she went to get up, her water broke. She felt a pop and a splash, and suddenly, her legs, shoes, and the carpet were a moment, she gaped down at the wet spot uncomprehendingly, her brain unable to process what her eyes were seeing. Then it began to sink in and her chest tightened. Oh shit. It was happening. Sully didn't notice what had happened. He had been in the middle of talking about something and when Luna's water broke, her mind blanked. She couldn't remember the conversation they had been having or even comprehend what he was saying now. It was happening. Happening, happening, happening. That word kept flashing through her mind like a neon sign. Finally, she recovered enough to speak. "Uh… my water just broke." Sully stopped talking and looked at her with a confused expression, as though he hadn't understood. "What?" "My water broke," she repeated. All at once, Sully realized what was happening and his eyes grew to three times their normal size. He jumped to his feet and looked like he was about to panic. "It's happening?" Luna felt a faint flutter in her stomach. "Yes," she said. Sully took a deep breath. "Alright, uh, uh…" he looked around, not knowing what to do. They had practiced this a thousand times before but now his mind was just as blank as Luna's had been. "Grab the bag," Luna said, walking him through the steps, "and drive me to the hospital." "Right," Sully said, recovering his composure. She got dressed and put her shoes on while Sully grabbed the bag she had packed for the hospital. It contained extra clothes, socks, toiletries, and other things she had read she would need for the birthing process. She was feeling okay right up until then; that's when the burning pain flared in her stomach. She held herself and winced at the agony in her guts, and Sully looked terrified. "I don't know if that's normal," she said. "What do I do?": he asked. "Just take the bag," she said. He took the bag and then helped Luna out to the car; she crushed his hand in hers and gritted her teeth. Sweat poured from her in slimy rivulets and her heart slammed unaccountably against her ribs. She didn't feel right, then again, she had never been in labor before, so she didn't know how she was supposed to feel. Sully helped her into the car, jumped behind the wheel, and peeled off from the curb, slamming Luna back against the seat. "Careful," she said. The contractions, if contractions they even were, had become stronger and pain rippled through her body. Two miles from the hospital, they came to a series of giant holes in the road, old and corroded pipes exposed like ancient bones. Sully spun the wheel and the car slid across the hole sideways. "Nice driving," Luna said through a wince of pain. "Thanks," Sully said. The hospital appeared on the right. Sully slid into the entrance and parked at the doors to the emergency room. He jumped out, helped Luna inside, and sat her in a wheelchair. A nurse took them to the maternity ward and got them situated in a room. The doctor came in, checked her, and nodded. "You're dilated. We're definitely having a baby today." When he was gone, Luna had Sully call her family. From there, things went rather quickly. The contractions came in waves, each one worse than the last. By the time Mom and Dad showed up, she was 10cm dilated and ready to go. Dad went into the waiting room with Lori and the others, and Mom and Sully stayed in the room while a team of doctors and nurses surrounded her. The metal stirrups were cold against her feet and she felt a breeze where breezes weren't supposed to go, but the contractions were more powerful and closer together. The doctor told her to push and she did, gripping the railing and bearing down on her teeth. She could feel her pelvis expanding to accommodate the baby's passage and it was almost like splitting apart. Sully held her hand and urged her on, and Mom studied the machines to which she was attached, a puzzled look on her face. Luna pushed with every contraction, muscles straining, body aching. Electric pulses shot up her spine and her heart slammed so fast that she felt dizzy. She had the sensation of being full, and knew from that alone that the baby was making his way down the birth canal. She pushed again and one of the nurses called that she could see his head. He was almost here and Luna was impatient to hold him… and to end this suffering. She pushed again and the most exquisite pain she had ever felt in her life came over her. She screamed and squeezed Sully's hand. "You're doing great," he said. Luna took deep breaths and gave one last push. Thin cries filled the room and she had the sudden sensation of release. A nurse cut the cord and took the baby over to a scale to weigh it. "He's beautiful, Luna," Sully said proudly. Luna didn't respond. He turned to her. She was pale and sickly looking, her eyes drooping. She was suddenly very tired and dizzy. At that moment, the heart monitor started to beep urgently. One of the nurses came over, checked her vitals, and called out, "Her blood pressure's dropping!" Once again, the doctors and nurses surrounded Luna and began to work over her. A nurse ushered her parents out of the room and Sully held her hand, his heart pounding in terror. Her eyes rolled back into her head and darkness stole over her. The heart monitor flatlined. Sully grew instantly cold. The word around him faded away and every sound echoed as if from a great distance. He held Luna's limp hand in his and fought back the hysteria welling up inside of him. Luna needed him to be strong. For her and for their son. He stroked Luna's hand and urged her to pull through, not knowing if she could hear him or not. Tears openly flowed down his cheeks and his lips trembled, but he managed to hold it together. After what seemed like an eternity but couldn't have been more than a minute, the doctor shocked her with a defibrillator and the heart monitor began to steadily beep once again. Sully let out a breath he didn't know he had been holding and felt Luna squeeze his hand. Her eyelids fluttered open and a tired smile touched her lips. Sully laughed and cried at the same time. "You had quite the close call," the doctor explained later. "I feel tired," Luna said, "and excited. Can I hold my baby now?" "You sure can." A nurse brought Landon to her. Swaddled in a white blanket, his eyes were closed and his face was pink and ruddy, reminding her of a newborn puppy. He was the most beautiful thing she had ever seen. She cradled him to her chest and smiled at him through a sheen of tears. He yawned and stretched. Love swelled in her chest. "Hi, baby," she cooed. "I'm your mommy." Sully leaned over the rail to see his son. "And that's your daddy. We're very pleased to meet you." Later on, Mom, Dad, Sam, and all of Luna's siblings came into the room to meet the new addition to the Loud family. Mom held him in her arms and rocked him gently from side to side. Dad smiled lovingly down at him and tickled his chin; Landon's face crinkled in annoyance, and Mom and Dad chuckled. Sam was next, then Lori. They passed the baby around from oldest to youngest. "I'm really excited that there's another boy in the family now," Lincoln said. "Don't rot his mind with comic books and video games," Luna said jokingly. "I can't make any promises," Lincoln grinned. Lisa held Landon down low so that Lily could see him. Her eyes got really big and her mouth formed a perfect O. "That's the baby," Mom said. " Baaaaaaby? " Lily asked and looked up at her. Mom beamed. "That's right. He's your nephew." Lily said something that sounded a little like nephew. By then, Landon was awake. His eyes were open and fixed on Lily, his brow furrowed in confusion. A shiver went through his little body and he began to fuss. Luna's heart melted and she took him back from Mom. "Are you cold?" she cooed, Landon looked up at her and made an almost miserable face that came really close to breaking her. She snuggled him close and soon his squirming stilled and he fell back asleep. Luna smiled at him and stroked his bald little head, then she, too, fell asleep, the weariness and exhaustion of the day finally catching up with her. The nurse shooed everyone out except for Sully. "Mom and Dad can stay," she said, and being called Dad for the first time made Sully feel strange and good at the same time. He gazed at his girl and their son, then looked over his shoulder at the departing Louds. He hesitated, then got to his feet and went out into the waiting room. Mr. Loud was walking aimlessly down the hall, stretching his legs, and Sully followed. "Mr. Loud?" he asked. The older man turned around and looked at him. Sully took a deep breath. "I'm… I'm sorry about all of this," he said. He meant for getting Luna pregnant. Was he sorry? Not really, he was happy, but he had to say something to make amends with Mr. Loud. "I know this isn't, you know, the best situation, but I want you to know that I'm ready to be a good father and a good… partner to Luna." Mr. Loud stared at him for a moment and Sully was afraid the old man would deck him. Sighing, Mr. Loud put his hand on Sully's shoulder and gave it a friendly squeeze. "I know you are, son, I know you are." Back in the room, Sully sat next to Luna's bed and watched her and baby Landon sleep. Soon, sooner than he had ever expected, his life would get very busy and very noisy, with diapers, feedings, and all the other things that go along with having a baby. He was ready for it, but for right now, he was content to watch them sleep in silence. "I love you," he whispered. A dreamy smile touched Luna's lips. "We love you too," she said.

Honesty, [[MLP|Miscegenation is Magic!]]

==See also==
*[[Bart-Toons]] – A manchild of Italian descent who reveres Lincoln as his lord and savior as well as a pimp.
*[[DeviantArt]]
*''[[Doug]]''
*''[[Family Guy]]''
*''[[Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]''
*''[[Full House]]''
*''[[Gravity Falls]]''
*[[Harem Comedy]] – A Western variant.
*[[Incest]]
*[[Javi Suzumiya]] – A pedophilic Mexican who spams crack ships.
*[[The Loud Channel]] – A Mexican Pedophile Lolcow who would be known for his cancer creepypasta.
*[[Nickelodeon]] – The network responsible for this show's airing.
*''[[PAW Patrol]]'' – Another popular show on Nickelodeon with a similar fanbase.
*[[Pedophilia|Pedophiles]] – The (unsurprising) core audience.
*''[[Regular Show]]''
*[[Shipping]]
*''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''
*''[[Star vs. the Forces of Evil]]''
*''[[Steven Universe]]''
*''[[The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius|The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius]]''
*''[[The Fairly OddParents]]''
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[101 Dalmatian Street]] Loud House: Britbong furfag edition

==External links==
*[http://g.e-hentai.org/g/951732/0b21dccba4/ A comic about a yandere Luan.]
*[http://g.e-hentai.org/g/957063/871770396a/ Another comic. This time it's about Lincoln and Lynn.]
*[http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/The_Loud_House/1 Feel free to fap to your pleasure, you sick pedo.]

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