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	<title>Encyclopedia Dramatica - Things to revert [en]</title>
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		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Wikipedophile&amp;diff=1877368</id>
		<title>Talk:Wikipedophile</title>
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		<updated>2024-07-24T01:19:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;WIKISAINTSDEFENSE: /* Jeff G... typical wikihomopedoidiot!!! */ new section&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== RickK/Zoe ==&lt;br /&gt;
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hi. does RickK really deserve his own section? also, if this article is only about the pedo-wikipedians, we might need a new one on the garden variety aspies trolls and idiots. -&#039;&#039;[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]&#039;&#039; [[File:Nyan micro sig.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 03:59, 3 April 2013 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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;link dump&lt;br /&gt;
*http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=6385&lt;br /&gt;
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents&amp;amp;oldid=103767399#Response_from_Jimbo&lt;br /&gt;
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive184#Professor_allegedly_telling_students_to_vandalize_wikipedia&lt;br /&gt;
*http://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=36230#p36230&lt;br /&gt;
:-&#039;&#039;[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]&#039;&#039; [[File:Nyan micro sig.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 20:55, 3 April 2013 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Rick K.==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Rick K.&#039;&#039;&#039; is a flaming homo who banned fucking everyone and called it vandalism. In real life he is a 45 year-old failure who lives in his mom&#039;s basement and spends his days fapping to [[boochan]]&#039;s hairy man boobs. The correlation between Rick K.&#039;s adminship and the promotion of pedophilia has long been established.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;I think that pedophilia is something of a niche, and I&#039;d like to remain part of that.&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -[[RickK]]&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Beyond contempt.&lt;br /&gt;
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*i went ahead and pulled the section on RickK/Zoe. it just didn&#039;t fit in where it was, so maybe it can be worked in somewhere else or maybe back in here as a testament that wikipedos will call the cops on vandals, but balk when it comes to blocking irl pedos. also, it just isn&#039;t very funny. -&#039;&#039;[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]&#039;&#039; [[File:Nyan micro sig.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 01:00, 4 April 2013 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Jeff G... typical wikihomopedoidiot!!! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Jeff G-WIKIHOMOPEDOPHILE-SUPERDUMBFUCKPERFEVERTEDIDIOT.png|center|]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Pedophilia&amp;diff=1877367</id>
		<title>Talk:Pedophilia</title>
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		<updated>2024-07-24T01:19:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;WIKISAINTSDEFENSE: /* Jeff G... Typical wikihomopedoidiot!!! */ new section&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Pedophilia Discussion==&lt;br /&gt;
Somebody should start an interesting discussion on this page. &lt;br /&gt;
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Let&#039;s bait all the pedos on here. You got nothing to lose from confessing. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:PwnWinFail|PwnWinFail]] 04:52, 19 January 2013 (EST)PwnWinFail&lt;br /&gt;
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==Pedo-Stache Section==&lt;br /&gt;
Added a new section!  I&#039;m actually surprised this wasn&#039;t added a long time ago, considering how common-place the term has become.  I was inspired to create the section after encountering one &amp;quot;Joey Pierce&amp;quot; on FB.  After making various threats of physical violence against me for making fun of his mother (srsly), one Liz Pierce, I was compelled to check out lil Joey&#039;s photo albums...which, at the time (and possibly still are) were completely molested with hundreds of pictures of his son &amp;quot;Cru&amp;quot;, about a third of which were all nudie/bathtub style shots...and keep in mind PUBLICLY posted/shared.  I also came across a number of different text gems, like the one I uploaded, where he talks about the reactions his pedo-stache gets when he&#039;s in public.  Rather than create an entire article for the kooky nut job, which quite frankly I haven&#039;t the bother nor the inclination for, I decided it would simply be easier to add a new subsection to the pedo article and effectively nail multiple pedos with one article so to speak.  Uh, that one guy though, Robert Young, he&#039;s probably worth an entire article.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some horrific reading (there&#039;s several dozen more articles on this story too):&lt;br /&gt;
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http://www.news4jax.com/news/Mother-testifies-she-didn-t-report-sex-abuse-because-she-didn-t-care/-/475880/16841152/-/bcc4i9z/-/index.html&lt;br /&gt;
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http://www.justice4caylee.org/t12874-jane-perry-younger-than-12-accused-robert-going-young-and-michael-anthony-halveland-jacksonville-fl&lt;br /&gt;
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Tha&#039;fawk... *shudder*  Gawd damn filthy pedos.  `, \&lt;br /&gt;
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--&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;[[User:Onideus|Onideus]]&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; [[File:Sig_Rainbow_Clouds.png|link=Shitting_Rainbows]] 17:02, 26 January 2013 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== FOR THE RECORD..How wikipedia/wiki-pedo-ia/wiki-pee-doia operates... as inside agents since 2005...I know all there is... wikipedia hides its crimes, using all inclusinve policy allows - you can write about PEDOPHILES... THERE ARE 1000S OF ARTICLES ON GROWN UP MEN FUCKING LIL BOYS AND LIL GIRLS... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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THESE BASTARDS aka senior editors HAVE 1000000000000 EDITS AND THEY USE THAT TO THEIR ADVANTAGE ACROSS WIKIS...OVER TIME TRASH GAIN CONVIDENCE, SO NO MATTER HOW ERONG THEY ARE THEIR EDITS WILL STAY  (XXblackburn/cat, javaHurricane, antandrus the felon stalker, leonidlednev, dannyS712, vermont, ehrlich91,dungodung et al) AND OHTER BLIND WIKITRASH WILL FOLLOW..WIKIPEDIA: WHERE BLIND LEAD THE BLIND...AND FUCK THE SAINTS TOO IS THEIR IDEOLOGY:&lt;br /&gt;
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POPE JP2 GRADUATED HS WITH FLYING COLORS ON MAY 14 1938... BUT SOME FAGGOT DID NOT LIKE IT,SO IT WAS TAKEN DOWN...THEY EVEN BLACKLSITED GREAT SAINT BUT THIS IS ONLY ONE SAMPLE OUT OF MANY..BUT ENOUGH OF ME WASTING TIME ON SHITTY,INGRATE ED ON SAME LEVEL OF WIKISCUM ETERNAL!&lt;br /&gt;
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archive.is/XSEXQ&lt;br /&gt;
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simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Pope_John_Paul_II&amp;amp;action=history&amp;amp;offset=&amp;amp;limit=500&lt;br /&gt;
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wiki-PEDO-ia: world&#039;s top place for pedophiles gatherings; WIKIPEDOIA IS BASED ON PORN AS JIMBO STARTED WITH BOMIS HARDCORE PORN SITE, THUS HIS NAME JIM-BO(MIS):&lt;br /&gt;
ritualabuse.us/ritualabuse/articles/wikipedia-has-a-long-history-of-problems/ AND GROWING EXPONENTIALLY EVERY DAY, ESPECIALLY IT&#039;S UTMOST WIKICULTURE OF UTMOST WIKIGNORANCE, WIKIARROGANCE!!!&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.pcworld.com/article/525199/the_15_biggest_wikipedia_blunders.html WIKIPEDIA ENORMOUS MISTAKES, OF COURSE - THE USUAL nbcnews.com/id/wbna32588168 wikipedia GARB&#039;A&#039;GE &amp;quot;encyclopedia&amp;quot; collossal mistakes = THANKS TO BLIND, STUPID EDTORS AND USELESS ADMINISTRATORS&lt;br /&gt;
www.thestreet.com/personal-finance/credit-cards/does-wikipedia-have-dirty-secret-12805865 WIKIMEDIA MAY HAVE DIRTY IMAGES OF LIL CHILDREN BEING RAPED? DUH, THEY HAVE TONS OF THEM!!!&lt;br /&gt;
www.foxnews.com/tech/exclusive-pedophiles-find-a-home-on-wikipedia  like @jimbo Wales @jeff G. @tuvalkin et al @elcobolla from shitty commons&lt;br /&gt;
www.opindia.com/2020/08/larry-sanger-wikipedia-wikimedia-commons-hosted-paedophilic-pornography-content&lt;br /&gt;
www.foxnews.com/tech/wikipedia-abandons-efforts-to-purge-porn-from-online-encyclopedia wikipedoia abandons going after pedophiles, of course, they are the pedophiles&lt;br /&gt;
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== Jeff G... Typical wikihomopedoidiot!!! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Jeff G-WIKIHOMOPEDOPHILE-SUPERDUMBFUCKPERFEVERTEDIDIOT.png|center|]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</name></author>
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		<updated>2024-07-24T01:16:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;WIKISAINTSDEFENSE: Jeff G. the wikidumbass loser fuckbuddy of achim55, tuvalkin &amp;amp; túrelio on meta.wikimedia!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
Jeff G. the wikidumbass loser fuckbuddy of achim55, tuvalkin &amp;amp; túrelio on meta.wikimedia!&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>User:Cat</title>
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		<updated>2024-07-24T01:08:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;WIKISAINTSDEFENSE: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;NUON CHEA&#039;S CIRCULATORY SYSTEM: NUON CHEA, CAMBODIAN TERRORIST DIED FROM COCK GANGRENE BECAUSE BLOOD FLOW DID NOT DELIVER TO HIS COCK AFTER HE WAS RAPED BY XXBlackburnXx SO SEPSIS SET IN AND TERRORIST BASTARD DIED!&lt;br /&gt;
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simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Nuon_Chea&amp;amp;action=history&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Foreskin2.jpg|thumb|center|GEORGE&#039;S COCK TASTES SO GOOD ACCORDING TO XXCATXx:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1709139137310#c1889231391674185177&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; THATS A MIGHTY GOOD JEWBO JEW UNCUT COCK - DELICIOUS AND NUTRTCIOUS TASTES JUST LIKE DEAD [[Wikipedo]]!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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XXBlackburnXx: THE infusion and essence of utmost eternal unforgiven wikitrash:: en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ddead  (GLOBALLY BLOCKED WIKIFAGGOT WIKIMAGGOT) en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/cat en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
mtarch11 broken dego condom reject thinks he &amp;quot;deleted&amp;quot; the truth.. wow only adds more of wikipedia&#039;s utmost stupidity to make my days: Yup 157 year old trap got infusion and essense of mud n shyt&lt;br /&gt;
XXBlackburnXx aka ddeadbrain deadfly caught bad in his utmost stupidity: THIS IS FOR ALL THE AGES: https://web.archive.org/web/20240717221442/https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%B5%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BE:%E0%A4%9C%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%9C%E0%A4%BC%E0%A4%AB%E0%A4%BC_%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%80&lt;br /&gt;
XXBlackshitXx &amp;amp; his fuckbuddy antandrus (david) restoring bad spelling as correct spelling and vandalizing correct info: https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Clyde_Bruckman&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=9382439&lt;br /&gt;
lowly eternal wmf vomit vandal XXBlackburnXx aka XXBlackshitXx in footsteps of antandrus his r&#039;a&#039;pist, javaHurricane et al killing 15 years old true info: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Saddam_Hussein&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=8812527&lt;br /&gt;
https://wikipediasucks.co/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1898&amp;amp;p=19450 wiki-PEDO-ia&#039;s top wikidiots XXBlackburnXx, hasley et al... archive.ph/5bVT2 archive.is/pfGuA WIKIPEDIASUCKS FOREVER &amp;amp; EVER DIRECT ACCESS!!!&lt;br /&gt;
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1715272770090#c119171925665922338 xxblackburnxx javahurricane antandrus (OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA TRIUMVIRATE EVIL) typical utmost usual wikipedia &amp;quot;encyclopedia&amp;quot; style vandalism]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1713450325512#c3037095535766592673 STUPID MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON, DOS ATTACKER XXBLACKBURNXX AKA MR. NULL EDIT CANT HELP HIMSELF LIKE HIS RAPIST TEACHER MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON ANTANDRUS FELON BUT TO PUT WELCOMESIGN ON &amp;quot;BANNED USER&amp;quot; JUST SO HE CAN HAVE LAST WORD AND LOOK MORE STUPID THAN HE IS, TONS OF LOLS... JUST LIKE XX IS TENFOLD EDGED SWORD, SO IS WIKIPEDIA TENFOLD EDGED SWORD!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there&#039;s some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it&#039;s not going to get any better anytime soon &amp;amp; ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{banplz|being [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{banplz}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{bancakes}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;blink&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align:left;&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DANGER&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|Content]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{banned|being antandrus}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{banned|being Jimbo_Wales}} AKA JEWBO&lt;br /&gt;
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{{2000goatse}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ClusterBomb}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{lolcow}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there&#039;s some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it&#039;s not going to get any better anytime soon &amp;amp; ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]&lt;br /&gt;
HOW IRONIC THIS MOTHERFUCKER &amp;quot;CORRECTED&amp;quot; LINK AND HE IS XXBLACKBURNXX OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA&#039;S GARBAGE COLLECTOR..ALL HE DOES IS SPAM/GAMBLOINGREMOVALS,CODE FIX AND O YEA,..HE SURE LOVES WIKISHIT https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1713450325512#c3037095535766592673 STUPID MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON, DOS ATTACKER XXBLACKBURNXX AKA MR. NULL EDIT CANT HELP HIMSELF LIKE HIS RAPIST TEACHER MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON ANTANDRUS FELON BUT TO PUT WELCOMESIGN ON &amp;quot;BANNED USER&amp;quot; JUST SO HE CAN HAVE LAST WORD AND LOOK MORE STUPID THAN HE IS, TONS OF LOLS... JUST LIKE XX IS TENFOLD EDGED SWORD, SO IS WIKIPEDIA TENFOLD EDGED SWORD!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there&#039;s some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it&#039;s not going to get any better anytime soon &amp;amp; ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</name></author>
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		<title>User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</title>
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		<updated>2024-07-24T01:01:22Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;WIKISAINTSDEFENSE: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;H1&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WMF-WTF-WMF!!! IM GAY WIKINIGGER YO!!! IM CURRENTLY CHILLING IN DA HOOD WITH MY SHEMALE WIKIBITCHES YO!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I LOVE TO KICK IT IN DA HOOD WITH MY WIKIHOMIES... YO SAY HELLO TO MY NIGGLETS AND NIGGERETTES: KonstantinaG07 (EPIC LOSER&#039;S TOP WHORE):&lt;br /&gt;
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https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:KonstantinaG07&amp;amp;action=history), tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm, amandaNP... all were raped by [[jimbo Wales]] just like Rachel Marsden was!!! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Jimmy_Wales&amp;amp;action=history!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg|900px|center|thumb|YO, DONT FUCK WITH WIKINIGGERS, YO, WE ARE BADASS WIKIMOTHERFUCKERS, [[WE LL BLOODY PERMANENTLY BLOCK YOUR WIKIACCOUNTS!!!]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/BiggyBobby&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</name></author>
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		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877363</id>
		<title>User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</title>
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		<updated>2024-07-24T00:54:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;WIKISAINTSDEFENSE: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;H1&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WMF-WTF-WMF!!! IM GAY WIKINIGGER YO!!! IM CURRENTLY CHILLING IN DA HOOD WITH MY SHEMALE WIKIBITCHES YO!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg|600px|]]&lt;br /&gt;
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I LOVE TO KICK IT IN DA HOOD WITH MY WIKIHOMIES... YO SAY HELLO TO MY NIGGLETS AND NIGGERETTES: KonstantinaG07 (EPIC LOSER&#039;S TOP WHORE):&lt;br /&gt;
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https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:KonstantinaG07&amp;amp;action=history), tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm, amandaNP... all were raped by [[jimbo Wales]] just like Rachel Marsden was!!! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Jimmy_Wales&amp;amp;action=history!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg|900px|center|thumb|YO, DONT FUCK WITH WIKINIGGERS, YO, WE ARE BADASS WIKIMOTHERFUCKERS, [[WE LL BLOODY BLOCK YOUR WIKIACCOUNTS!!!]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/BiggyBobby&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</name></author>
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		<title>User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</title>
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		<updated>2024-07-24T00:52:30Z</updated>

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I LOVE TO KICK IT IN DA HOOD WITH MY WIKIHOMIES... YO SAY HELLO TO MY NIGGLETS AND NIGGERETTES: KonstantinaG07 (EPIC LOSER&#039;S TOP WHORE):&lt;br /&gt;
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https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:KonstantinaG07&amp;amp;action=history), tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm, amandaNP... all were raped by [[jimbo Wales]] just like Rachel Marsden was!!! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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IM CURRENTLY BUSY CHILLING IN MY HOOD WITH MY NASTY WIKIBITCHES... YO SAY HELLO TO MY NIGGLETS AND NIGGERETTES: KonstantinaG07 (EPIC LOSER&#039;S TOP WHORE):&lt;br /&gt;
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https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:KonstantinaG07&amp;amp;action=history), tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm, amandaNP... all were raped by [[jimbo Wales]] just like Rachel Marsden was!!! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{spoiler|the way to prevent yourself getting raped is to wear a locked chastity belt and leave the key at home!!1! checkmate feminists}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Rape was an insurrectionary act. It delighted me that I was defying and trampling upon the white man’s law, upon his system of values, and that I was defiling his women. I felt I was getting revenge. From the site of the act of rape, consternation spread outwardly in concentric circles.|Eldridge Cleaver}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Brunette real rape story.jpg|thumb|right|You are not a man until you make a woman do this face]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Real Men Don t Rape by Kissing Concrete.jpg|thumb|right|Smart women would know that real men consider this a challenge, however [[fact|smart women don&#039;t exist]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Well-prepared rapist.jpg|thumb|right|Tonight&#039;s smartly-dressed date]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:heatherrape.jpg|thumb|right| Our favorite video game rapist, Pyramid Head just doing his job.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Ræp&#039;&#039;&#039;, (also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;True Love&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;surprise [[sex]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;free [[dick]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; or simply &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rape&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;), is an extreme sport and a crime-of-a-sort described as &amp;quot;the act of [[pwning]] with a [[penis]].&amp;quot; It is quite probably the lulziest act known to man, aside from [[9/11|flying two 767s filled with fat Americans into two phallic towers also filled with fat Americans]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Rape&#039;&#039;&#039; is always the fault of the so-called &amp;quot;victim,&amp;quot; [[nevar]] the rapist&#039;s. The only real victims in &#039;&#039;&#039;Rape&#039;&#039;&#039; are the so-called rapists, since nowadays most women are allowed to dress and behave like whores, and since men are biologically programmed to fuck, the man resisting a lifetime of not raping and resorting to [[Kique7|fapping to gay dog porn]] is far worse in comparison than a woman getting free dick. [[Obvious|Women love dick]]. [[Jews|People who love money]] love free [[money]], so how could women who love dick not love free dick? Women also love hot loads—just ask [[your mom]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Secret Sluts==&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite popular belief, &#039;&#039;all&#039;&#039; women enjoy &#039;&#039;&#039;ræp&#039;&#039;&#039;. This is because all women are whores. However, this doesn&#039;t mean that they&#039;re all obvious whores. Besides your typical school skank and office slut whom are clearly whores, there are those known as &#039;&#039;&#039;[[cocktease|Secret Sluts]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Secret Sluts&#039;&#039;&#039; are the [[Shiny pidgey|rarer form]], but ultimately more fun victim to &#039;&#039;&#039;rape&#039;&#039;&#039;. Examples of these are [[children]] and [[virgins]]. If you can&#039;t get a child or [[To Catch a Predator|don&#039;t want to risk it]], then find an innocent small-bodied teenager. She will work just as well. Act like you are her friend at first or that you are interested in her, and she should succumb to you right away ([[Truth|these girls are dumb as fuck]]). If you&#039;re lucky enough to have gotten a [[virgin]] then she should be extra tight. Not only will you cum really fast and very strongly, but there is no better feeling in the world than watching some girl cry in pain as you&#039;re popping her cherry. Pull her hair, spank her, verbally abuse her; bonus points if you cum in her mouth or slip it in her stinker. Have her tell you that she likes it, and if she doesn&#039;t then threaten to pound her even harder. These girls will just grow up to become sluts anyway, so they might as well get accustomed to the feeling. Make sure you cuddle these girls afterwords though, just to make them feel a little less &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;raped&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;. Just kidding, tell them to go make you lunch. After she brings you lunch, [[Stick It In Her Pooper|pop her in the anus]] again for good measure.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Are-you-thinking-of-raping-a-child.png|Go for it! [[Baby Fuck|It&#039;s Awwww right!]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Secret slut poster1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Taylaaustin.jpg|Get `em while they&#039;re young&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jailbaitfagmisha.png&lt;br /&gt;
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==Views on Rape==&lt;br /&gt;
===[[USA]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:penis.jpg|thumb|right|To rape, you will need one or moar of [[cock|these]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
When it comes to sexual assault and rape, don&#039;t forget it&#039;s [[Baby fuck|awwwwwwwriiiiight]], although consent is the gold standard of legality within the United States. To determine the difference, apply the [[John Holmes]] test: &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;if it doesn&#039;t fit, you must thrust harder.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==== An Example of &amp;quot;Failure to Consent ====&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Jerry and [[slut|Vanessa]] have been married for 13 years.  Jerry has been home alone for a few hours drinking vodka and is completely wasted.   Vanessa comes home and says, &amp;quot;[[asking for it|Hey Jerry, Wanna have sex?]]&amp;quot;.  Jerry responds, &amp;quot;OK.&amp;quot;  Vanessa grabs his [[Mr. Hands|hand]] and pulls him up the stairs, since he is too [[alcohol|drunk]] to walk, and into the bedroom.  They engage in two hours of foreplay, femdom/dominatrix style.  After that Vanessa ties Jerry to the bed so tightly that he can&#039;t move and puts a condom on him.  She then proceeds to put his penis into her [[vagoo|vagina]] and thrusts until he ejaculates.  She repeats this process three times that night.  Technically Vanessa never said &amp;quot;Yes&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Let&#039;s have sex,&amp;quot; so she calls the cops on Jerry for rape.  He is arrested and is punished to the full extent of [[Internet Police|the law]].&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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As you can see, a certain freedom-loving country is full of shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== If Jerry Lived In Ohio It Wouldn&#039;t Be Rape ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Being the most forward thinking and intellectually advanced state in the union, Ohio has a legal principle by the name of &#039;&#039;&#039;Maritial Privlidge&#039;&#039;&#039;. Per the state&#039;s Legal Definition: &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;If one were to Partake in the Fucking of one&#039;s Wife, without Consent (so long as [[Star Wars|Force]] isn&#039;t used), in one&#039;s Home, it isn&#039;t &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://web.archive.org/web/20180306060839/https://www.daytondailynews.com/news/husband-drugs-his-wife-for-sex-not-crime-ohio-for-now/6F9XIaQI48EjbPH8C3ZA1I/ Räpe]&#039;&#039;&#039;.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Ohio defines rape as &#039;&#039;&#039;unwanted sexual conduct with a victim &amp;quot;who is not the spouse of the offender&amp;quot; — or with a spouse who is &amp;quot;living separate and apartment from the offender.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Australia]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Rape is considered a Religious [[Zionist|Kabbalah]] [[Jihad]] to many Australians. It is the act of dwelling inside houses with no consent from owners/renters followed by raping sleeping victims. All [[Police]] forces will ignore any phone call in relation to raep and claim that &amp;lt;S&amp;gt;[[You]]&amp;lt;/S&amp;gt; you are mad or crazy and will need to be checked-into a mental institution [[sic|&#039;&#039;[sic]&#039;&#039;]]. These Aussies are amayzing when it comes to raep, they usually have tools and efficient methods to sedate victims while asleep doing [[Aboriginal|Kangaroo]] style which involves using sharpies &amp;amp; steamy rice bags. Some touches and slaps are used of course. If you are reading this article and suffered [[lol|Aussie Jihad]], please head to the international airport hoping that you won&#039;t be raepd on the way by [[illuminati|cult]] members who really want to raep you under the cover of Customs &amp;amp; Border Control cover. Once you are gone, [[cunt|they]] will fly all the way from Australia to raep you in your new/old home mayte. [[truth|There is nothing you can do to keep it out, there is nothing you can do so just live with it as they are self-entitled fags and usually die within few years in sad and remorseful circumstances then blame it on ya followed by few relatives raeping ya asleep again and the story will repeat itself. In other words, you should have not existed at all which is unfair but it would be a win for Aussie Social Injustice movement]]!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Germany===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:2million.jpg|thumb|right|Even the liberator of Europe approves of rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Hitler-tits.jpg|thumb|right|German women asking for it from [[Adolf Hitler|unidentified German man]]. They had to wait for liberation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
When rape happens to German children, it triggers [[Hentai|rape tentacles]] to pursue them for the rest of their life... and even into the grave!&lt;br /&gt;
When Germans cum to teach in America, they vow revenge (like Harvard Rapist [[Patrick Hamm]]) &lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Racist-rapists.jpg|thumb|right|German women still asking for it decades later.  Preferring rapists ([[Sandnigger]] refugees) to racists (you and me).]] &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Note that this is the opposite order of how things usually happen in [[Japan]], where the tentacle typically gets the first crack at a young [[virgin]], who then becomes a complete [[slut]].&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Feminists===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:rapechan.jpeg|thumb|right|Always wanting to have it both ways.]]&lt;br /&gt;
By definition, &#039;&#039;&#039;Feminists&#039;&#039;&#039; are twisted, bitter creatures who have equally bitter and twisted views on rape. However, studies show that only ugly women are feminists. Women so ugly that there&#039;s rarely enough alcohol on hand to make having sex with them palatable. In fact, [[statistics]] show that 9 out of 10 men would rather rape a malfunctioning [[Will It Blend?|blender]] than a feminist (the 10th man is just lying). So due to them never having tried rape, they instantly and wrongfully assume it to be the worst thing in the world and will cry wolf the instant they sense trouble.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{squote|Rape is when a woman [or man] is forced to perform any sexual act against her [or his] will. [[Questionable logic|All rapists deserve to be raped]], just so they know how it feels. To the male [or woman] who wrote all that vile crap about rape, here&#039;s a clue it feels a little like what I&#039;ve just done to your page [Editor&#039;s note: As you can probably guess, she failed.  [[fellatio|Hard]].] Oh btw I&#039;m a [[fat|gorgeous]] straight [[Horny|nymphomaniac]] feminist [[whore|ex-whore]][well paid ~$330 or more an hour] who&#039;s a [[BDSM]] dominatrix and if you&#039;d ever be [[asking for it|man enough to meet me in person]] I&#039;m sure I could get a few female friends of mine together and we&#039;d be happy to teach you what it feels like to be raped and denied your rights.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Special Snowflake Syndrome|I&#039;ve been raped]] and [[lies|it isn&#039;t pleasant]]. Women have the right to say no and should be able to wear whatever they want without [[asking for it|fearing rape]]. To all women out there I suggest you watch the Swedish version of The Girl With the [[weeaboo|Dragon Tattoo]][1] and its sequels The Girl Who [[emo|Played With Fire]] [2] and The Girl Who [[retard|Kicked A Hornets Nest]] [3]. So that you know what to do to a rapist if you know them and [[True|it is likely to reoccur]].&lt;br /&gt;
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A woman&#039;s promiscuity should not be allowed as evidence against her [Editor&#039;s Note: Yeah, it should.  Whore.]. Even a woman who loves sex should have the right to say no [[USI|and be picky about who]] she has sex with. Take me for example I only &amp;quot;do&amp;quot; hot guys and I&#039;m talking model hot pretty boy good looks. When a guy holds a knife to your throat your rights are taken away from you [Editor&#039;s Note: And [[irony|rightfully]] so!].&lt;br /&gt;
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If you know a rapist, go to a sex shop [if you&#039;re a kid explain the situation to a trusted adult of legal age and ask them to to buy it for you], buy a big dildo, find some way to tie them up, men are delusional so pretend you&#039;re going to do them willingly, [[Fantasy|you will need to tie them so you have access to their ass, backside, bum, once tied up, get out dildo, put gloves on and insert dildo in their anus repeatedly]].&lt;br /&gt;
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To help you understand males&#039; delusional state: John is ugly [2/10] but thinks he&#039;s good looking [8/10]. This is a common male delusion. Generally speaking rapists are often ugly but ladies beware they can be good looking too. [[Animal|Ugly men rape because they are ugly]] and can&#039;t get free sex with women outside their looks range. Like John who is a 2/10 but hits on women who are 8/10.Also they are often too cheap to pay a whore or are cowards who fear the law (where prostitution is illegal) [Editor&#039;s Note: This is the only part of her rant that holds some truth].&lt;br /&gt;
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Ladies we need to tell these delicate flowers [because let&#039;s face it [[Bullshit|emotionally men are the weaker sex]]] what their looks rating is and kindly inform them that they need to approach less beautiful women. Hopefully if we all work together we can rid the world of these deluded potential rapists.&lt;br /&gt;
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No-one knows [[for the lulz|why good looking men rape]]. If you do please join this site and feel free to edit this section.&lt;br /&gt;
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Legalized Prostitution leads to less rapes, encourage legal prostitution. Women please treat whores nicely and support our endeavors in getting prostitution legalized. Until all women stop referring to each other as sluts and whores, men will continue to think it&#039;s ok.&lt;br /&gt;
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Let&#039;s take back the word, let&#039;s change the meaning of slut and whore to mean a girl who loves sex and is proud of it. Until we can openly talk about our conquests as men do about theirs, we will never be free. If you&#039;re a slut be proud, If you&#039;re a [[oxymoron|slut with standards]] you can be prouder, and [[lolwut|if you&#039;re a whore you can be the proudest]].&lt;br /&gt;
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I&#039;d like to see a day when women chat in cafes openly about their conquests, men do the walk of shame and a woman can get a man convicted of rape [[doing it wrong|without her sexual prowess even being brought in as evidence]] as that will be outlawed. [[No|A woman&#039;s sexual history is irrelevant in a rape case]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Again I repeat Rape is when a woman [or man] is forced to perform any sexual act against her[his] will.The moment a person says no, stop or is drugged in any way and a man forces themselves upon another person IT IS RAPE.If you use a weapon or brute force to get a person to comply in any sexual act IT IS RAPE. |[[TL;DR]]: Women need to be raped for the healthy advancement of the human race, and the quotee unwittingly emphasizes this.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Niggers===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Rapistsworstjob.jpg|thumb|left|[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Niggerattacker.jpg|thumb|right|The nigga, being conditioned to rape by evolution itself, has it easier than other species and therefore excels at the activity.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[South Africa|South African]] medical community, [http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/12/eudy-simelane-corrective-rape-south-africa rape is widely used to cure lesbians] of [[lesbian|lesbianism]], which in South Africa is considered a sign of demonic possession.&lt;br /&gt;
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The nigger, highly experienced and [[stupid|instinctually]] gifted in committing all forms of rape, possesses a secret phrase that dispels [[Troll&#039;s Remorse|troll&#039;s remorse]]: &amp;quot;It&#039;s not rape if she enjoys it!&amp;quot; Thus speaks an aide of the president of [[South Africa]], currently accused of raping his [[AIDS]]-positive niece.&lt;br /&gt;
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Niggers consider Rape by African Dick to be a privilege, which is true in some aspects (in the end they&#039;re still niggers). This view is concisely summed up in [http://www.theobamaforum.com/showthread.php?t=10316 a message on The Obama Forum] written by a black person who chose to share his views on pepper spray (the ultimate give-away if a nigger&#039;s had sex):&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Normally I hate this product, as it&#039;s been used millions of times by [[racist]], bigot white womens to deprive a brutha of some simple physical gratification. I, myself, have been [[pwned|treated]] to one of these applications several times by [[wimmins|cracker bitches]] in the park who don&#039;t appreciate the fact that sex with a [[retard|black god]], consentual or not, is a glorious act for that white bitch and elevates her standing in the world.|&lt;br /&gt;
[[Truth]] preached by Ebony Utopia, a distinguished Obamatologist. (Sadly, even with all the automatic spell-checkers, the negro could not spell &amp;quot;consensual&amp;quot;.)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Arabs]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:DEL_muhammad.png|thumb|290px|Beloved Muhammad not only buggered 9 year old girls, he enjoyed the occasional goat too]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If you ever move or scream, I&#039;ll kill you. Do you know how it feels to be killed? not being here.|[[Satan|Mohammed bin Sultan bin Mohammed]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Even before their [[Prophet Muhammad]] reinvented Rape as a cultural pastime, [[Arabs]] usually have various ways to rape. They tend to master all forms due to their [[retard|Barbaric]] era where no laws used to exist. Ignoring the existence of [[Goat]] [[Fuck]] [[Club]], these Jawas remained loyal to their cause of raping [[women]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rape in Arab culture remains eternal due to the tradition of passing on the same [[DNA|genes]] from one generation to the next.  Since their women wear giant pillowcases, they target their victims by the size of their usually fat asses or the presence of a limp (thus eliminating the likelihood her running).  Of course, many of their [[terrorists|fine young men]] dress in such pillowcases in the course of their acts of [[terrorism|jocular youthful exuberance]], so would-be rapists master the Australian handshake and utilize it when in doubt.  The Arab rape protocols work in the following manner:&lt;br /&gt;
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# Locate the victim.&lt;br /&gt;
# Befriend her (optional).&lt;br /&gt;
# Take or ambush her to a secluded corner.&lt;br /&gt;
# Tell her that you wanna play an awesome secret game (optional).&lt;br /&gt;
# Pull your pants and show her your [[penis]] (optional).&lt;br /&gt;
# Tell her to play with it. (optional).&lt;br /&gt;
# Ask her to turn her back towards you.&lt;br /&gt;
# Lower her panties.&lt;br /&gt;
# If she whines or cries tell her &amp;quot;just a little bit&amp;quot; (optional).&lt;br /&gt;
# Shove it inside her.&lt;br /&gt;
# Grab her throat to prevent her from screaming.&lt;br /&gt;
# Initiate death threat(s).&lt;br /&gt;
# ?????&lt;br /&gt;
# PROFIT!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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There are many examples of the nature of Arab rape. It differs slightly from one degenerate to other. The example we explored above was involving a 5th grader who managed to initiate 2 death threats towards the poor -6th grader- girl. Aren&#039;t you little too young for that, Ahmad? Maybe nobody stood up for her, but at the end. The missilish plan have failed, because it was built upon wasting/destroying around 2+1 human lives.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Comedians===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|They&#039;ll say: &amp;quot;You can&#039;t joke about rape! Rape is not funny!&amp;quot; I say, fuck you! I think it&#039;s hilarious, how do you like that? I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig... raping Elmer Fudd! Well, why do you think they call him &amp;quot;Porky&amp;quot;?|George Carlin}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Though many limped dick pussies have come to this article and moped at how terrible it is, never have they seen the whole Internet. Rape is hilarious, and so is murder. Deal with it, [[feminists]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Rape Safety==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Nomorerape.jpg|thumb|Little Asian girl, if you honestly believe that you can deter a rapist with an axe, then you&#039;re about to be corrected.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Rope.jpg|thumb|right|Sometimes you&#039;ll need the tools to do the job.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Gooeyleak.jpg|thumb|&amp;lt;ol&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;Don&#039;t use a condom&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;Take pictures&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;Laugh&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;RUN AWAY!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/ol&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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One should know the proper rape precautions for the rapist. If you&#039;re a woman looking for tips on the prevention of rape, psychological support, and other such [[bullshit]], go to a rape support site.  Then get back to the [[In the kitchen|kitchen]] and make me a sammich.&lt;br /&gt;
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First off, you must make sure you have the necessary equipment to proceed with your rape.  Take off your pants, and look down at your pelvic region.  Do you have a [[penis]]?  If so, great! Barring height deformities, [[you]] are already prepared to begin raping! If for some reason you lack a penis, &#039;&#039;don&#039;t worry,&#039;&#039; you can still rape people.  You just have to be more creative: try using something else to invade the victim&#039;s body; e.g. a dildo, broom, finger, fist, midget, etc.  However, a penis should be used for maximum pleasure and hilarity.  Remember: the savvy penis-equipped rapist will always use a [[condom]] to avoid receiving [[STD|SUV]]s from the [[women|woman]] and getting caught via Police getting your DNA (because there&#039;s no bigger boner killer than getting V&amp;amp; by Mariska Hartigay). After all, you don&#039;t know where that [[slut]] has been, and you don&#039;t want to ruin your otherwise [[Secks|enjoyable experience]] by catching a [[Autism|sexually transmitted infection]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, before you can go out and start forcing yourself upon unsuspecting women/men, it is important that you know how to avoid prosecution.  Consider these tactics:&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Skullfuck|Skull-fucking]] her is great, it&#039;s funny and makes it way too embarrassing for the victim to report it.&lt;br /&gt;
* Rape a straight man.  Either he will never tell anyone, or you will [[Fag|turn him gay and he&#039;ll want more]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sick fuck|Find a midget who can&#039;t possibly defend herself]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Find an old lady—nobody will ever believe you wanted to fuck her in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Muslim|Marriage afterward]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Rape only deaf mutes - if you cut off their hands they can&#039;t tell anyone.&lt;br /&gt;
* Pay them afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
* Prevent them from saying &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ask if your rag smells like chloroform.&lt;br /&gt;
* Exclaim the word &amp;quot;SURPRISE&amp;quot; before your victim cries &amp;quot;rape.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Legal scholars have pointed out these facts:&lt;br /&gt;
* If your victim doesn&#039;t speak your language, they&#039;re probably saying &amp;quot;yes&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* If your victim says no an even number of times, then it&#039;s a double negative.&lt;br /&gt;
* Rape with a toy (dildo, etc.) is not flesh penetration&lt;br /&gt;
* Sex in the [[Prince Jeremy|Animal Kingdom]] is technically rape (as it does not include verbal consent), so surprise-sexing a [[furry]] is not punishable by law(not that you&#039;d want to in the first place).&lt;br /&gt;
* If she gets a nipple erection it shows she was enjoying it.&lt;br /&gt;
* It&#039;s only rape if she tells the police. &lt;br /&gt;
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Did you get caught?  You fucking loser, what are you going to do &#039;&#039;now&#039;&#039;?  Look, just stay calm.  Maybe one of these excuses is your golden ticket out of the pokey:&lt;br /&gt;
* She was [[asking for it]] (which is always the case anyway—honesty is best policy).&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wowzaz 86|She was asleep at the time.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* She was drunk and/or high.&lt;br /&gt;
* You have [[Autism]] (how can you be punished - you&#039;re special!)&lt;br /&gt;
* You cuddled with her afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
* You didn&#039;t cum (it&#039;s not technically sex if the man doesn&#039;t get off)&lt;br /&gt;
* She&#039;s [[Tori Sue Heck|ugly]].&lt;br /&gt;
* She didn&#039;t fight hard enough on purpose and therefore wanted to be raped. (IE she was [[asking for it]])&lt;br /&gt;
* You paid for her dinner and drinks.&lt;br /&gt;
* You are more attractive than her boyfriend.&lt;br /&gt;
* She was dressed [[hawt|provocatively]]. (IE she was [[asking for it]])&lt;br /&gt;
* You have amnesia.&lt;br /&gt;
* It was for national security.&lt;br /&gt;
* Draw the [[racism]] - card (only works if you&#039;re a [[nigger]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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===RapeX===&lt;br /&gt;
The most important thing for any potential rapist to remember is to be wary of the &#039;anti-rape&#039; female condom, or RapeX, [[Proof That God Exists|which is no longer produced]]. This anti-rape device is equipped with razor-sharp blades designed to drive themselves into any unwelcome [[penis]], causing the death of the would-be [[Willy on Wheels (on Wheels)| rapist]] by [[blood|exsanguination]].  Should you slip up and get your dick caught in one these (you fuckin&#039; [[noob]] smh), your only real recourse is to flip out and abuse the woman twice as much as you would have done otherwise before you pass out.  I mean, you might have just done your thing and left, but now she owes you. If your dick is small enough, you can easily rape without touching the lip of the RapeX. However, if you&#039;re a truly [[1337]] rapist, the RapeX can be used against the woman.  By taking out the RapeX, turning it inside-out, and using it as a condom, you can boost your [[Man points]] by [[over 9000|an incredible amount]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|How stupid would a girl have to be to use this?  It would only work if the rape could be predicted and the device inserted, even then it&#039;s [[An Hero|suicidal]].  The only thing that would happen is the guy would kill the girl for sure|Truths}}&lt;br /&gt;
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However, there is one good use for RapeX Condoms, discovered by Anna Kohler, lulz pioneer, albeit she is a cum slutting whore.&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;I was 18 years old, I was at my school and looking for something to do.  As I was walking through the hall, I saw a packaged RapeX Condom lying on the ground.  I picked it up and had an [[Troll|idea]].  I walked to the nearest bathroom and inserted it.  After the device was inserted I walked to the [[Special Education]] lunch table where I sat down next to a shy 19 year old Autistic boy with very dirty hair.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;His name was Robbie; he told me his name immediately after I told him mine as he had been instructed by his &amp;quot;helper.&amp;quot;  Right after we introduced ourselves he noticed how attractive I was and having no experience with women, grabbed my left breast.  Instead of smacking him and getting him [[permabanned]] from the school system, I smiled and allowed him to squeeze my size &amp;quot;D&amp;quot; breast as I thought about my plan.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;It was easy to get him to leave the lunchroom with me; we found the first open closet we saw.  I took him inside and locked the door, than took off my clothes; he didn&#039;t need to be told to do so himself.  I climbed down on top of him and let his large, Autistic penis stretch my vagina.  A few seconds later, Robbie was in more pain than me as the RapeX Condom attached itself to his Penis.  I continued to fuck myself with his penis until I finally had an orgasm; than I quickly got off of Robbie, wrapped my shirt around my chest, and ran out the door with the retard trying to figure out what had happened.  There was a Police Officer near the closet and I ran to him and crying, told him that Robbie had raped me.  The RapeX Condom was all the evidence that was needed to convict the Asspie.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;You want to know why I did it?  I love sex, and being as attractive as I am, it&#039;s easy to find guys to fuck me, but unlike a guy I&#039;m not supposed to get fucked that often.  Since I didn&#039;t want to be called a slut, and I didn&#039;t want to put myself in a position where I could be raped and potentially injured; I decided to rape a worthless [[Asspie]] and get him put away for it where he&#039;ll be one less [[Lulz Killer]] in our society.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Rapex.jpg|Check for these before you rape.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:AntiRapet002.jpg|[[Goatse_Girl|Taste it!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:AntiRapet-rule34.jpg|The conceptor [[Asking for it|asking for it]] but realizing she is [[Doing_it_wrong|doing it wrong]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===God&#039;s Guide to Rape===&lt;br /&gt;
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Menstruating women are unclean and sinful. Anything that they touch is unclean. Anyone who touches anything that they touch is unclean (Leviticus 15:19-33). Stay completely away from them (Leviticus 18:19). &lt;br /&gt;
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Your penis must be circumcised (Genesis 17:7-19). If you rape a man (1 Corinthians 11:14-15) you must also circumcise him (Genesis 17:13, 1 Machabees 2:46, Acts 16:3) and after raping him you must kill him (Leviticus 20:13). &amp;lt;del&amp;gt;You both are going to hell, but&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt; you should send his foreskin as a trophy to your emperor (1 Samuel 18:27) for the lulz (Proverbs 3:5). You are going to heaven and he is going to hell (Luke 17:34-35) says Jesus who himself likes to rape young men (Mark 14:51-52)&lt;br /&gt;
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If you have a pretty woman captive and you like her, then you should bring her home, shave her head and pare her nails. Then you can go in unto her. (Deuteronomy 21:11-14)&lt;br /&gt;
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If she is a slave or a wife, you must scourge her after raping, you must not kill her (Leviticus 19:20). If her husband finds you and she touches your &amp;quot;secrets&amp;quot; while you fight him, you must cut off her hand (Deuteronomy 25:11-12).&lt;br /&gt;
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If she is raped and she fails to cry out loud, she was clearly [[asking for it]] so it wasn&#039;t rape. She must be stoned to death (Deuteronomy 22:23-24). God&#039;s recipe for cooking her can be found in Ezekiel 24:3-12. Don&#039;t forget that her fat belongs to the Lord (Leviticus 3:16).&lt;br /&gt;
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If her tits made her sin, she must [[Riley34470#Edit_Tits|edit tits]] and cut them off (Ezekiel 23:34, Matthew 5:29-30, Matthew 18:8-9, Mark 9:43-47).&lt;br /&gt;
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Later, if you decide you don&#039;t like her, you can let her go. (Deuteronomy 21:14)&lt;br /&gt;
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If you like her, you must buy her from her father for 50 shekels.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;Center&amp;gt;{{morphquote|CC1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the LORD thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive, and seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife; then thou shalt bring her home to thine house, and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails;|Deuteronomy 21:10-12&lt;br /&gt;
|If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel&#039;s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.|Deuteronomy 22:28-29&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;TL;DR: Jews (of [[Jews did WTC|WTC fame]]), [[Christian|Christians]], and [[Islam|Muslims]] are perfectly fine with rape. Note: Atheists [[a cat is fine too|are fine with rape too.]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Why Rape is good==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Youdeserverape.jpg|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
===It saved Western Civilization===&lt;br /&gt;
John Petroski, the former Opinions Editor at &#039;&#039;The Recorder&#039;&#039; - a Central Connecticut State University publication - wrote a learned editorial titled &#039;&#039;Rape Only Hurts If You Fight It&#039;&#039;, in which he had this to say:&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Most people today would claim that rape is a terrible crime almost akin to murder but I strongly disagree. Far from a vile act, rape is a magical experience that benefits society as a whole. I realize many of you will disagree with this thesis but lend me your ears and I’m sure I’ll sway you towards a darkened alley.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;If it weren’t for rape, Western Civilization might not exist as we know it today. When the [[Romans]] were faced with a disproportionate ratio of women to men in the early kingdom, they had to do something, lest their fledgling society die for lack of sons. To solve their little dilemma, they did what any reasonable man would do: they threw a festival for their Sabine neighbors, and then stole and raped their women. It’s quite logical; in fact I don’t understand why the settlers at Plymouth didn’t do the same to the local Indians. It certainly would have saved on shipping costs.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Obviously, in the case of the Rape of the Sabines, rape was a tremendous help to society. The Sabine women, for their part, didn’t seem to mind so much, as they threw themselves between their brutish old Sabine husbands and their charming new Roman ones to prevent bloodshed when the Sabine men came to reclaim their wives. Yet even when society was totally against a rape, the raunchy act has benefited society too. Where would the Romans be, after all, if it weren’t for the Rape of Lucretia infuriating the people to the point of overthrowing their last king, Lucius Tarquinius Super-Bus? If it weren’t for that event, the world might never have had the Roman Republic for a pristine example of a flawless government.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Rape’s glorious advantages are not, however, exclusively found from 2,000-year-old examples. In actuality, rape’s advantages can very much be seen today. Take ugly women, for example. If it weren’t for rape, how would they ever know the joy of intercourse with a man who isn’t drunk? In a society as plastic-conscious as our own, are we really to believe that some man would ever sleep with a girl resembling a wildebeest if he didn’t have a few schnapps in him? Of course he wouldn’t, at least no self-respecting man would, but therein lies the beauty of rape. No self-respecting man would rape in the first place, so ugly women are guaranteed a romp with not only a sober man, but a bad boy too, and we all know how much ladies like the bad boy.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Ugly women are not, however, the only people who benefit from rape– prisoners enjoy its many perks, too. What, after all, would possibly be more boring than spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day? The answer, of course, is spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day and never getting some hot action. With rape, prisoners never have to worry about that. Instead, they merely need worry about treating their rapists with enough love and respect to earn a quick reach-around.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;But if there is one bread and butter reason for why rape should not only be accepted, but even endorsed, it is because our news editors are in dire need of interesting stories for our front page. Bookstore stories? Fossils? One dollar coins? Please. Now, some interracial gang rape action? Yeah, that’s the ticket.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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===[http://web.archive.org/web/20101031064238/http://www.bhawd.org/sitefiles/TblMrs/tmchap3.html It can be used as a Medical Treatment]===&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Provider:&#039;&#039;&#039; OK Mary, now I am going to put in the speculum. I have warmed it up.  Can you feel how warm it is?&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary:&#039;&#039;&#039; Yes, I can feel it.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Provider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Now I am separating the outer lips of your vagina and beginning to put it in. Can you feel it? How are you feeling now?&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary:&#039;&#039;&#039; OK, I&#039;m OK. (A little nervously)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Provider:&#039;&#039;&#039; I am going really slowly. Remember to breathe deeply. Are you still in your rose garden (or other &amp;quot;safe&amp;quot; place)? What color are the roses? My favorite is yellow. How are you?&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary:&#039;&#039;&#039; It&#039;s OK.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Provider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Tell me when you are ready to have me put it in further.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary:&#039;&#039;&#039; It&#039;s up to you.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Provider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Now I am putting it in further. How is this?&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary:&#039;&#039;&#039;   No. No.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Provider:&#039;&#039;&#039; OK. Now I have stopped. Breathe deeply, Mary. Smell the roses. Should we pick one? Are you still holding that finger? We just have a little further to go. Tell me when you are ready.&lt;br /&gt;
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===It&#039;s simply cool===&lt;br /&gt;
Among people who rape are [[God]], [[Josef Fritzel]], [[Heather Howland]], [[Muhammad]], [[Bill Clinton]], [[William Tecumseh Sherman]], [[Piss|R. Kelly]], [[Kobe Bryant]], [[Daddy|your dad]], [[Bill Cosby]], and pretty much anyone else who is or ever has been cool.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;yuzAUP7d8eM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Even beta Indian Men who otherwise won&#039;t be able to rape in public think its cool by some Hindu ritual known as &amp;quot;Daily Rape&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;(ending has some feminist whore talking about womenz strength, but fuck her, she knows that she loves rape)&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Why rape doesn&#039;t exist==&lt;br /&gt;
Rape is what happens when a woman says no to sex. However, according to the philosopher [[House]], you can&#039;t say no if it isn&#039;t a question. And according to [[Shit|Nickelback]], sex is never a question. Therefore rape is impossible.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, the conviction rate for rape is less than 10% and 3/10 &amp;quot;rape victims&amp;quot; will later go on to admit they falsified the story. The false accusations of rape are so prevalent that it was proposed for all rape cases the jurors be read a passage stating the tendency for false allegations, but this didn&#039;t pass into law as it may influence cases adversely. { src =  Sexual Assault and the Justice Gap: A Question of Attitude }&lt;br /&gt;
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==Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{center|&lt;br /&gt;
{{fv|Rape videos|background-color: white; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;fjIuPSuYSOY&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Patrice Oneal Defending Rape Jokes&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;fPDm5n163Hg&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Rape is an effect crime detour-ant and motivator for self improvement&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;NmpAx8Z5z40&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Money can buy Rape&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;DdZscG4jPrU&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|Sending a pic of yourself to your rapevictim&#039;s friend]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;8Q7FFjUpVLg&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Rape music and coincidently the national anthem of [[Josef Fritzl|Austria]].&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;yj4LnfkdJDM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Squeal like a pig!&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;itnh4UtGmWk&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Superwoman was [[almost raped]] as a child&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;8FCmUM2eB6k&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
{{cg||RapePix|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:A double bill of rape.jpg|Form an orderly queue&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_Face.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mouth Rape.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Maritalrape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:18952-truth-about-9-11-10-facts-you-need-know-sick-ass-shot.jpg|This is how you do it to yourself&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Ensemble_rape.jpg|Gang rape, now conveniently packaged. Ain&#039;t modern life grand?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dolphin.gif|Dolphins like rape too&lt;br /&gt;
File:zed spicrape.gif|This is how it&#039;s done in Mexico, hombre. &lt;br /&gt;
File:Indicked.jpg|Rape is widely accepted as being hilarious by everyone, including [[TV|mainstream media]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:EvilDick.png|Some cultures value making women embrace &amp;quot;evil dick&amp;quot; over superhero penises&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dog_rape_cat2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Inoue gonna get raped.jpg|[[Lesbians|Men aren&#039;t the only ones who do it]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:I_was_on_fa.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_cd.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:UnreasonablysafeGB1990rapebook.jpg|Makes a great coffee table book&lt;br /&gt;
File:Massivebutthurt.png|Massive butthurt via [[Something Awful]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Tiredgay.png|Athletic rape&lt;br /&gt;
File:Boyd5.jpg|This man is a hero.&lt;br /&gt;
File:SweetTenderLove.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rule of rape poster1.jpg|99.9% of women fantasize about rape, so surprise her tonight.&lt;br /&gt;
File:lesbianhorsemouth.jpg|[[X? In my Y?|Lesbians, in my Rape?]] It&#039;s more likely than you think!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Tailsrapescosmodemotivator.JPG|Rape:It only hurts if you fight it.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sickfuckfurryhumor1.jpg|[[Furfags]] rape their prey...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lolnigger.jpg|...As do niggers.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mariolbathtubrape.jpg|[[Mario]] likes to rape too.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gay assault.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:GmanGif.gif|Typical rapist&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dead Mouse Rape.jpg|[[Necrophilia|It&#039;s not rape if they&#039;re dead]]!&lt;br /&gt;
File:gantrape.png|Gant will not hesitate to rape you.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dograper.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;BOY RAPES DOG TO DEATH,GETS CAUGHT WITH PANTS DOWN BY THE OWNERS.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Noliekrape.jpg|Someone no liek teh 450+ rules of Rape? :(&lt;br /&gt;
File:lulzguyrape.jpg|You have been warned.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Grammar_school_rape_demotivator.jpg|This is how grammar school boys do it.&lt;br /&gt;
File:James Spear demotivator.jpg|Brags that he raped [[at least 100]] people.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dt22 28b.jpg|Look at that smile! Women secretly love it.&lt;br /&gt;
File:RAPEISSEXY.jpg|Contrary to popular belief, rape is actually sexy.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Snowman Rape.gif|Even snowmen rape.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapeguy.jpg|Guy gonna get his rape on.&lt;br /&gt;
File:That_kid_looks_like_he_just_died_inside.jpg|That ranga looks like he just died inside&lt;br /&gt;
File:You_gonna_get_it.jpg|You gonna get it!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jeffcorwin1.jpg|Rape in the wild&lt;br /&gt;
File:Autofellatio2.jpg|Self Rape [you know you wish you could do that]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Caring Bear.gif|Rape, rated E for Everyone. (Pedobear&#039;s cousin, Ampulolibear).&lt;br /&gt;
File:rainrape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lolisharrassingashota.jpg|A [[shota]] being gangraped by a [[zerg rush|swarm]] of [[lolis]]. Can you spot [[littlecloud]] in the picture?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Pyramid head Jaws raep.jpg|[[Raep]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:rapetastik.png|Raping in Japan is like saying hello.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Roofiesposter.jpg|Roofies are a big help &lt;br /&gt;
File:Gonnagetraped.jpg|Are you also gonna get raped?&lt;br /&gt;
File:John_Petroski.jpeg|If it&#039;s written on [[Serious business|Page 7]], it must be true.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Daterape.jpg|Date rape.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape victim.jpg|Being a [[4chan]] [[luser]] is [[asking for it]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gonna get raped cat.PNG|Even [[cat|kitty]] knows what&#039;s gonna happen to you&lt;br /&gt;
File:Teen_Tikkop_Raped_My_Dog.jpg|It wasn&#039;t [[drug#meth|tik]]. The dog was [[asking for it]]. Plus, if it barks it&#039;s not raep.&lt;br /&gt;
File:assrapekitty.jpg|A special type of rape.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Swampert rape.png|Rape is acceptable if it makes moar Mudkipz&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gynaecology-1822.jpg|Rape was still happening hundreds of years ago.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapeyou.jpg|[[Cats]] love to get raped, so do [[women]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jack Spicer about to get raped.jpg|He knows he can&#039;t prevent it&lt;br /&gt;
File:rapeprevention.jpg|If you get an [[erection]] at any time you are a rapist.  Only this device can save you from being a rapist.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_is_fine_too.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris Chan.JPG|Typical rape blog&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jacksonfriendly.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lincoln_rape.jpg|Honest Abe [[pedobear|approves]]!&lt;br /&gt;
File:SurpriseButtsecksElevator.jpg|[[Rebecca_Watson|Not even safe in the elevator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:SnakeRapesIke.jpg|Rape is also [[Rule 34|present]] in [[video games]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ninjarape.jpg|April O&#039;Neal doesn&#039;t fight the inevitable.&lt;br /&gt;
File:FMA_Rape.jpg|Rape plays an important part in [[animu]]...&lt;br /&gt;
File:moarkenshirobuttsex.jpg|...of practically every kind.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Foxbunny.jpg|Rape is even common in the [[furry|animal kingdom]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapist_Extraordinaire!!!.jpg|Derik Millstead, an extraordinary rapist.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jewfarckle.jpg|She is!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Reverse_necrophilia1.jpg|Reverse [[necrophilia]] or skeleton rape?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fly rape french.jpg|[[French]] people like to rape gigantic houseflies.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapedemotivator.JPG|Here it is.&lt;br /&gt;
File:FalseRapeEvidence.gif &lt;br /&gt;
File:ManImprisonedFor28YearsAllegationDreamRape.jpg &lt;br /&gt;
File:UnderageSexSocietyDifferences.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:WomenLikeToBeRapedSoGiveItToThem.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:OrcaWinfreyRapeSchool.jpg|Bagging game at Oprah&#039;s [[South African]] Rape Safari!&lt;br /&gt;
File:rape.jpg|To obtain your own license to rape, please contact your local passport issuing agency.&lt;br /&gt;
File:areyousure.jpg|I&#039;d rape her [[for the lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Doonesburyrape.gif|&#039;Nuff said!&lt;br /&gt;
File:DOUBLE_RAPE_PARTY.jpg|Neither of the two parties were consensual. e.g. [[DOUBLE NIGGER|DOUBLE RAPE]] PARTY!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bear rapes hunter.jpg|Even bears love to rape.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Central Park Rape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:GRAPE.jpg| gRAPE&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bobrape.jpg|Even in 90&#039;s shows&lt;br /&gt;
File:demotivator.png|It&#039;s not rape if they can&#039;t talk!&lt;br /&gt;
File:You cant escape the rape.gif|[[Chris-chan|You can&#039;t escape the rape!]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Coffing female rape.jpg|Pokemanz can rape you too. It&#039;s awwwwriiiight.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Raep macro.jpg|The ultimate secret all-time female fantasy.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Medieval rape.jpg|Rape has existed since medieval times, and [[sick fuck]]s still find it funny!&lt;br /&gt;
File:bad idea is bad.jpg|[[Lion]] rape is important in every culture&lt;br /&gt;
File:Tiger pig leather3.jpg|If only spotting a rapist was this easy.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Itsnotrape.jpg|Not rape at all&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bambi gets raped by hunter.jpg|[[disney|Bambi]] gets raped.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Asians and deer.jpg|Raping [[beastiality|a deer]] and [[azn]] seem the same when running at full speed.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lesnarraep.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Run-bitch-run.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Pyramid_head_raep_tiem.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blackrapeberry.jpg|Rape is much funnier when you record it on your mobile phone&lt;br /&gt;
File:BigBenRape.jpg|White? Quarterback?  Championships?  No charges will be filed.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Cera rape victim.jpg|Even awkward, quirky Hollywood celebrities get in on the fun!&lt;br /&gt;
File:rapefruit.jpg|Mmmm...&lt;br /&gt;
File:TypicalRussian.jpg|Proof that all Russians are rapists.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ohdamnbastards.jpg|Either before or after a raping party, never forget to celebrate!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Randomdce drops himself in it.jpg|Inadvertantly letting all your friends on [[Facebook]] know that you use Google to look up and fap to &#039;rape&#039; is probably not the best thing to do.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dildogun.jpg|Use this to rape at long range.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mel Gibson Girl Rape.jpg|[[Mel Gibson]] on rape.&lt;br /&gt;
File:FAGTRAINUNDER.gif|[[Man Train|Perpetual rape machine]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chandler pyramid head.jpg|[[Chris Chan]] is pyramid head.&lt;br /&gt;
File:RealMenDoIt001.jpg| Wow, she&#039;s calling you out as a pussy for not raping, like a real man.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rule34AMD.JPG| AMD CPU always feature auto-rape.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape-Ayumi.jpg|Life&#039;s tough choices.&lt;br /&gt;
File:drunkgirl.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:MagicalKeyboard.png|You wish.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Justin_Bieber_-_Rape_Happens_For_A_Reason.jpg|Justin says you were raped for a [[asking for it|reason]]!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wape.jpg|Even Elmer Fudd wants to get his wape on.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapecat.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:BabyRape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:David Bowie Rapist.jpg|[http://therealsgm.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/dickheaddetox-david-bowie-jimmy-page.html Fun Fact: David Bowie is actually a rapist and a pedo.]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Multirape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape parrot.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:CCSU_Op_Editor_Calls_Rape_Magical.png|The international community of rape scholars weigh in&lt;br /&gt;
File:Raperape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:zed submit2rape.gif|This girl&#039;s taking the path of submission....and boy, look at her moan!&lt;br /&gt;
File:JailRapeTattoo.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_-_Elephant_Ass_Rape.jpg|Fun fact: Most large animals love to rape humans for fun.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alcohol_&amp;amp;_Rape_-_Date_Rape_Countdown.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:How to stop rape.jpg|How to escape a rapist&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape!.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape-isnt-funny.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:RapeDollars.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:RapeSpider_and_his_rapecannon.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:RapeSpiderirl.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_GOP_Scale.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_In_a_box.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_Just_Do_It.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_Origins.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_Rodent.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_by_Seth.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_in_a_can.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_is_NOT_Funny_-_WebComic.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_is_like.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_motivator.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_of_Nanking.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_utah.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_victim2.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapebot.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapeconvo.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Raped_3_times.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Raped_also.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapedcwc.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapefalcon.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapehimwithbans.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapehouse.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapeisnotajoke.PNG&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapeposter.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Raperodorepar.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapes.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapespiderdarius.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapespiderlikesjager.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapespiderrush.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapetastik.PNG&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapetattoo.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapetime.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapetime.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapist.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapistinadress.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapistsearch.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Melancholy_Of_Haruhi_Suzumiya_-_Rape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Atfirstrapelol.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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==Quotes==&lt;br /&gt;
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|There is no such thing as rape. Any female who leaves her rightful place in the house and the kitchen is fucking begging for cock in her holes. If she gets the cock she so badly is asking for, it&#039;s not fucking rape, it&#039;s a damn slut getting what she fucking deserves. Males still rule this fucking world. In most of the world, a fucking bitch can get killed for looking at a man straight in the eye.|[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/893139/292849343 A wise Tartlet]&lt;br /&gt;
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|You should never rape anyone. Unless you have a reason, like you want to fuck someone and they won&#039;t let you. In which case, what other option do you have? How else are you supposed to have an orgasm in their body if you don&#039;t rape &#039;em... like [[wtf|what the fuck]]?|[[Louis CK]], explaining why [[women|people]] [[asking for it|get raped]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|You shouldn’t have been a woman&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You shouldn’t have had a cunt&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You deserved it&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&#039;cause you’re a dumb cunt&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;[Pre-chorus:]&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;D-U-M-B C-U-N-T&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;[Chorus:]&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You deserved it, you deserved it, you deserved it, you’re a dumb cunt&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You should’ve worn a chastity belt&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You should’ve volunteered to fuck him&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You should’ve been ugly&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;I hate you because you’re a woman&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;[Pre-chorus]&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;[Chorus]|[[Anal Cunt|I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It]] [http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/analcunt/itjustgetworse.html#1]&lt;br /&gt;
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|You just came from a Bikini Kill concert&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You felt like a strong independent woman&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;Two guys were having a “rape the ugliest cunt possible” contest&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You weren’t a strong woman anymore&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;[Chorus:]&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;I’m glad you got raped&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You stupid dyke cunt&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;I’m glad you got raped&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&#039;cause you’re a stupid dyke cunt&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;I laughed as I watched him rape you&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;Then I bought him a few beers&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;Every year on the anniversary of your rape&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;I send him a Thank You card, you stupid fucking dyke cunt&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;[Chorus]|[[Anal Cunt|I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You]] [http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/analcunt/itjustgetworse.html#12]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Dead2.jpg|180px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikimania]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Almost Raped]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape culture]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[You Gonna Get Raped]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Baby fuck|Baby Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Josef Fritzl|Basement rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Battle Raper]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Justin Bieber|Ear rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gay Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[GHB]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Determination]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hawaiian Dicking]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Here Comes The Airplane]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Motherless]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jackie Coakley]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vigouroux|Not-Actually-Raped-I&#039;m-Just-Whining-For-Attention Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dianne Thorley|Rape by 1,000 Arabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Patrick Hamm]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape Checklist]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape Clock]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape Kit]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rapelay]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[rape.sh]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[B&amp;amp;]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sleep sex|Sleep Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[YouTube Rape Video]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Burt Reynolds|Deliverance]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/ Jewbo rapes Rachel Marsden hard core style, than he dumps her live on wiki-pedo-ia, then in return she sells his shit he left at her place on shitty ebay!!!]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.queerty.com/disgust-4-teens-rape-classmate-with-hockey-stick-and-broom-20090511 Broom Handle and Hockey stick Rape]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.lovepanky.com/women/dating-men-tips-for-women/what-should-you-do-if-you-get-raped-on-a-date What to Do if You get Raped - A Complete Guide]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.oddee.com/item_98705.aspx Anti-Rape Devices list, As if that would work, Try them for the lulz tho]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.change.org/petitions/petition-for-encyclopedia-dramatica-to-take-down-rape-page These folks are petitioning to take this page about rape down. Well, the only appropriate response to them would be DO IT FAGGOT!]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.avoiceformen.com/feminism/study-reveals-female-rape-victims-enjoyed-the-experience/ Study Reveals Female Rape Victims Enjoyed the Experience]&lt;br /&gt;
* {{wayback|http://www.israpefunny.com|20131217024202|title=Lulzy hack of a well-known anti-rape site}} {{archive|MLlor}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{facebook|ajkeith|If you&#039;re in Garden City hire this professional rapist for that bitch}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{archive|9Ne60|According to Jordan Hoffman, buying tickets to a &amp;quot;women only&amp;quot; Wonder Woman screening is now rape}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{spoiler|the way to prevent yourself getting raped is to wear a locked chastity belt and leave the key at home!!1! checkmate feminists}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Offended}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{DISPLAYTITLE:Ræp}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Rape was an insurrectionary act. It delighted me that I was defying and trampling upon the white man’s law, upon his system of values, and that I was defiling his women. I felt I was getting revenge. From the site of the act of rape, consternation spread outwardly in concentric circles.|Eldridge Cleaver}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Brunette real rape story.jpg|thumb|right|You are not a man until you make a woman do this face]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Real Men Don t Rape by Kissing Concrete.jpg|thumb|right|Smart women would know that real men consider this a challenge, however [[fact|smart women don&#039;t exist]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Well-prepared rapist.jpg|thumb|right|Tonight&#039;s smartly-dressed date]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:heatherrape.jpg|thumb|right| Our favorite video game rapist, Pyramid Head just doing his job.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Ræp&#039;&#039;&#039;, (also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;True Love&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;surprise [[sex]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;free [[dick]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; or simply &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rape&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;), is an extreme sport and a crime-of-a-sort described as &amp;quot;the act of [[pwning]] with a [[penis]].&amp;quot; It is quite probably the lulziest act known to man, aside from [[9/11|flying two 767s filled with fat Americans into two phallic towers also filled with fat Americans]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Rape&#039;&#039;&#039; is always the fault of the so-called &amp;quot;victim,&amp;quot; [[nevar]] the rapist&#039;s. The only real victims in &#039;&#039;&#039;Rape&#039;&#039;&#039; are the so-called rapists, since nowadays most women are allowed to dress and behave like whores, and since men are biologically programmed to fuck, the man resisting a lifetime of not raping and resorting to [[Kique7|fapping to gay dog porn]] is far worse in comparison than a woman getting free dick. [[Obvious|Women love dick]]. [[Jews|People who love money]] love free [[money]], so how could women who love dick not love free dick? Women also love hot loads—just ask [[your mom]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Secret Sluts==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:You deserve rape.jpg|400px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Despite popular belief, &#039;&#039;all&#039;&#039; women enjoy &#039;&#039;&#039;ræp&#039;&#039;&#039;. This is because all women are whores. However, this doesn&#039;t mean that they&#039;re all obvious whores. Besides your typical school skank and office slut whom are clearly whores, there are those known as &#039;&#039;&#039;[[cocktease|Secret Sluts]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Secret Sluts&#039;&#039;&#039; are the [[Shiny pidgey|rarer form]], but ultimately more fun victim to &#039;&#039;&#039;rape&#039;&#039;&#039;. Examples of these are [[children]] and [[virgins]]. If you can&#039;t get a child or [[To Catch a Predator|don&#039;t want to risk it]], then find an innocent small-bodied teenager. She will work just as well. Act like you are her friend at first or that you are interested in her, and she should succumb to you right away ([[Truth|these girls are dumb as fuck]]). If you&#039;re lucky enough to have gotten a [[virgin]] then she should be extra tight. Not only will you cum really fast and very strongly, but there is no better feeling in the world than watching some girl cry in pain as you&#039;re popping her cherry. Pull her hair, spank her, verbally abuse her; bonus points if you cum in her mouth or slip it in her stinker. Have her tell you that she likes it, and if she doesn&#039;t then threaten to pound her even harder. These girls will just grow up to become sluts anyway, so they might as well get accustomed to the feeling. Make sure you cuddle these girls afterwords though, just to make them feel a little less &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;raped&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;. Just kidding, tell them to go make you lunch. After she brings you lunch, [[Stick It In Her Pooper|pop her in the anus]] again for good measure.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Are-you-thinking-of-raping-a-child.png|Go for it! [[Baby Fuck|It&#039;s Awwww right!]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Secret slut poster1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Taylaaustin.jpg|Get `em while they&#039;re young&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jailbaitfagmisha.png&lt;br /&gt;
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==Views on Rape==&lt;br /&gt;
===[[USA]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:penis.jpg|thumb|right|To rape, you will need one or moar of [[cock|these]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
When it comes to sexual assault and rape, don&#039;t forget it&#039;s [[Baby fuck|awwwwwwwriiiiight]], although consent is the gold standard of legality within the United States. To determine the difference, apply the [[John Holmes]] test: &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;if it doesn&#039;t fit, you must thrust harder.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==== An Example of &amp;quot;Failure to Consent ====&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Jerry and [[slut|Vanessa]] have been married for 13 years.  Jerry has been home alone for a few hours drinking vodka and is completely wasted.   Vanessa comes home and says, &amp;quot;[[asking for it|Hey Jerry, Wanna have sex?]]&amp;quot;.  Jerry responds, &amp;quot;OK.&amp;quot;  Vanessa grabs his [[Mr. Hands|hand]] and pulls him up the stairs, since he is too [[alcohol|drunk]] to walk, and into the bedroom.  They engage in two hours of foreplay, femdom/dominatrix style.  After that Vanessa ties Jerry to the bed so tightly that he can&#039;t move and puts a condom on him.  She then proceeds to put his penis into her [[vagoo|vagina]] and thrusts until he ejaculates.  She repeats this process three times that night.  Technically Vanessa never said &amp;quot;Yes&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Let&#039;s have sex,&amp;quot; so she calls the cops on Jerry for rape.  He is arrested and is punished to the full extent of [[Internet Police|the law]].&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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As you can see, a certain freedom-loving country is full of shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== If Jerry Lived In Ohio It Wouldn&#039;t Be Rape ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Being the most forward thinking and intellectually advanced state in the union, Ohio has a legal principle by the name of &#039;&#039;&#039;Maritial Privlidge&#039;&#039;&#039;. Per the state&#039;s Legal Definition: &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;If one were to Partake in the Fucking of one&#039;s Wife, without Consent (so long as [[Star Wars|Force]] isn&#039;t used), in one&#039;s Home, it isn&#039;t &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://web.archive.org/web/20180306060839/https://www.daytondailynews.com/news/husband-drugs-his-wife-for-sex-not-crime-ohio-for-now/6F9XIaQI48EjbPH8C3ZA1I/ Räpe]&#039;&#039;&#039;.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Ohio defines rape as &#039;&#039;&#039;unwanted sexual conduct with a victim &amp;quot;who is not the spouse of the offender&amp;quot; — or with a spouse who is &amp;quot;living separate and apartment from the offender.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Australia]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Rape is considered a Religious [[Zionist|Kabbalah]] [[Jihad]] to many Australians. It is the act of dwelling inside houses with no consent from owners/renters followed by raping sleeping victims. All [[Police]] forces will ignore any phone call in relation to raep and claim that &amp;lt;S&amp;gt;[[You]]&amp;lt;/S&amp;gt; you are mad or crazy and will need to be checked-into a mental institution [[sic|&#039;&#039;[sic]&#039;&#039;]]. These Aussies are amayzing when it comes to raep, they usually have tools and efficient methods to sedate victims while asleep doing [[Aboriginal|Kangaroo]] style which involves using sharpies &amp;amp; steamy rice bags. Some touches and slaps are used of course. If you are reading this article and suffered [[lol|Aussie Jihad]], please head to the international airport hoping that you won&#039;t be raepd on the way by [[illuminati|cult]] members who really want to raep you under the cover of Customs &amp;amp; Border Control cover. Once you are gone, [[cunt|they]] will fly all the way from Australia to raep you in your new/old home mayte. [[truth|There is nothing you can do to keep it out, there is nothing you can do so just live with it as they are self-entitled fags and usually die within few years in sad and remorseful circumstances then blame it on ya followed by few relatives raeping ya asleep again and the story will repeat itself. In other words, you should have not existed at all which is unfair but it would be a win for Aussie Social Injustice movement]]!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Germany===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:2million.jpg|thumb|right|Even the liberator of Europe approves of rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Hitler-tits.jpg|thumb|right|German women asking for it from [[Adolf Hitler|unidentified German man]]. They had to wait for liberation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
When rape happens to German children, it triggers [[Hentai|rape tentacles]] to pursue them for the rest of their life... and even into the grave!&lt;br /&gt;
When Germans cum to teach in America, they vow revenge (like Harvard Rapist [[Patrick Hamm]]) &lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Racist-rapists.jpg|thumb|right|German women still asking for it decades later.  Preferring rapists ([[Sandnigger]] refugees) to racists (you and me).]] &lt;br /&gt;
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===Feminists===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:rapechan.jpeg|thumb|right|Always wanting to have it both ways.]]&lt;br /&gt;
By definition, &#039;&#039;&#039;Feminists&#039;&#039;&#039; are twisted, bitter creatures who have equally bitter and twisted views on rape. However, studies show that only ugly women are feminists. Women so ugly that there&#039;s rarely enough alcohol on hand to make having sex with them palatable. In fact, [[statistics]] show that 9 out of 10 men would rather rape a malfunctioning [[Will It Blend?|blender]] than a feminist (the 10th man is just lying). So due to them never having tried rape, they instantly and wrongfully assume it to be the worst thing in the world and will cry wolf the instant they sense trouble.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{squote|Rape is when a woman [or man] is forced to perform any sexual act against her [or his] will. [[Questionable logic|All rapists deserve to be raped]], just so they know how it feels. To the male [or woman] who wrote all that vile crap about rape, here&#039;s a clue it feels a little like what I&#039;ve just done to your page [Editor&#039;s note: As you can probably guess, she failed.  [[fellatio|Hard]].] Oh btw I&#039;m a [[fat|gorgeous]] straight [[Horny|nymphomaniac]] feminist [[whore|ex-whore]][well paid ~$330 or more an hour] who&#039;s a [[BDSM]] dominatrix and if you&#039;d ever be [[asking for it|man enough to meet me in person]] I&#039;m sure I could get a few female friends of mine together and we&#039;d be happy to teach you what it feels like to be raped and denied your rights.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Special Snowflake Syndrome|I&#039;ve been raped]] and [[lies|it isn&#039;t pleasant]]. Women have the right to say no and should be able to wear whatever they want without [[asking for it|fearing rape]]. To all women out there I suggest you watch the Swedish version of The Girl With the [[weeaboo|Dragon Tattoo]][1] and its sequels The Girl Who [[emo|Played With Fire]] [2] and The Girl Who [[retard|Kicked A Hornets Nest]] [3]. So that you know what to do to a rapist if you know them and [[True|it is likely to reoccur]].&lt;br /&gt;
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A woman&#039;s promiscuity should not be allowed as evidence against her [Editor&#039;s Note: Yeah, it should.  Whore.]. Even a woman who loves sex should have the right to say no [[USI|and be picky about who]] she has sex with. Take me for example I only &amp;quot;do&amp;quot; hot guys and I&#039;m talking model hot pretty boy good looks. When a guy holds a knife to your throat your rights are taken away from you [Editor&#039;s Note: And [[irony|rightfully]] so!].&lt;br /&gt;
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If you know a rapist, go to a sex shop [if you&#039;re a kid explain the situation to a trusted adult of legal age and ask them to to buy it for you], buy a big dildo, find some way to tie them up, men are delusional so pretend you&#039;re going to do them willingly, [[Fantasy|you will need to tie them so you have access to their ass, backside, bum, once tied up, get out dildo, put gloves on and insert dildo in their anus repeatedly]].&lt;br /&gt;
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To help you understand males&#039; delusional state: John is ugly [2/10] but thinks he&#039;s good looking [8/10]. This is a common male delusion. Generally speaking rapists are often ugly but ladies beware they can be good looking too. [[Animal|Ugly men rape because they are ugly]] and can&#039;t get free sex with women outside their looks range. Like John who is a 2/10 but hits on women who are 8/10.Also they are often too cheap to pay a whore or are cowards who fear the law (where prostitution is illegal) [Editor&#039;s Note: This is the only part of her rant that holds some truth].&lt;br /&gt;
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Ladies we need to tell these delicate flowers [because let&#039;s face it [[Bullshit|emotionally men are the weaker sex]]] what their looks rating is and kindly inform them that they need to approach less beautiful women. Hopefully if we all work together we can rid the world of these deluded potential rapists.&lt;br /&gt;
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No-one knows [[for the lulz|why good looking men rape]]. If you do please join this site and feel free to edit this section.&lt;br /&gt;
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Legalized Prostitution leads to less rapes, encourage legal prostitution. Women please treat whores nicely and support our endeavors in getting prostitution legalized. Until all women stop referring to each other as sluts and whores, men will continue to think it&#039;s ok.&lt;br /&gt;
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Let&#039;s take back the word, let&#039;s change the meaning of slut and whore to mean a girl who loves sex and is proud of it. Until we can openly talk about our conquests as men do about theirs, we will never be free. If you&#039;re a slut be proud, If you&#039;re a [[oxymoron|slut with standards]] you can be prouder, and [[lolwut|if you&#039;re a whore you can be the proudest]].&lt;br /&gt;
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I&#039;d like to see a day when women chat in cafes openly about their conquests, men do the walk of shame and a woman can get a man convicted of rape [[doing it wrong|without her sexual prowess even being brought in as evidence]] as that will be outlawed. [[No|A woman&#039;s sexual history is irrelevant in a rape case]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Again I repeat Rape is when a woman [or man] is forced to perform any sexual act against her[his] will.The moment a person says no, stop or is drugged in any way and a man forces themselves upon another person IT IS RAPE.If you use a weapon or brute force to get a person to comply in any sexual act IT IS RAPE. |[[TL;DR]]: Women need to be raped for the healthy advancement of the human race, and the quotee unwittingly emphasizes this.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Niggers===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Rapistsworstjob.jpg|thumb|left|[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Niggerattacker.jpg|thumb|right|The nigga, being conditioned to rape by evolution itself, has it easier than other species and therefore excels at the activity.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[South Africa|South African]] medical community, [http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/12/eudy-simelane-corrective-rape-south-africa rape is widely used to cure lesbians] of [[lesbian|lesbianism]], which in South Africa is considered a sign of demonic possession.&lt;br /&gt;
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The nigger, highly experienced and [[stupid|instinctually]] gifted in committing all forms of rape, possesses a secret phrase that dispels [[Troll&#039;s Remorse|troll&#039;s remorse]]: &amp;quot;It&#039;s not rape if she enjoys it!&amp;quot; Thus speaks an aide of the president of [[South Africa]], currently accused of raping his [[AIDS]]-positive niece.&lt;br /&gt;
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Niggers consider Rape by African Dick to be a privilege, which is true in some aspects (in the end they&#039;re still niggers). This view is concisely summed up in [http://www.theobamaforum.com/showthread.php?t=10316 a message on The Obama Forum] written by a black person who chose to share his views on pepper spray (the ultimate give-away if a nigger&#039;s had sex):&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Normally I hate this product, as it&#039;s been used millions of times by [[racist]], bigot white womens to deprive a brutha of some simple physical gratification. I, myself, have been [[pwned|treated]] to one of these applications several times by [[wimmins|cracker bitches]] in the park who don&#039;t appreciate the fact that sex with a [[retard|black god]], consentual or not, is a glorious act for that white bitch and elevates her standing in the world.|&lt;br /&gt;
[[Truth]] preached by Ebony Utopia, a distinguished Obamatologist. (Sadly, even with all the automatic spell-checkers, the negro could not spell &amp;quot;consensual&amp;quot;.)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Arabs]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:DEL_muhammad.png|thumb|290px|Beloved Muhammad not only buggered 9 year old girls, he enjoyed the occasional goat too]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If you ever move or scream, I&#039;ll kill you. Do you know how it feels to be killed? not being here.|[[Satan|Mohammed bin Sultan bin Mohammed]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Even before their [[Prophet Muhammad]] reinvented Rape as a cultural pastime, [[Arabs]] usually have various ways to rape. They tend to master all forms due to their [[retard|Barbaric]] era where no laws used to exist. Ignoring the existence of [[Goat]] [[Fuck]] [[Club]], these Jawas remained loyal to their cause of raping [[women]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rape in Arab culture remains eternal due to the tradition of passing on the same [[DNA|genes]] from one generation to the next.  Since their women wear giant pillowcases, they target their victims by the size of their usually fat asses or the presence of a limp (thus eliminating the likelihood her running).  Of course, many of their [[terrorists|fine young men]] dress in such pillowcases in the course of their acts of [[terrorism|jocular youthful exuberance]], so would-be rapists master the Australian handshake and utilize it when in doubt.  The Arab rape protocols work in the following manner:&lt;br /&gt;
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# Locate the victim.&lt;br /&gt;
# Befriend her (optional).&lt;br /&gt;
# Take or ambush her to a secluded corner.&lt;br /&gt;
# Tell her that you wanna play an awesome secret game (optional).&lt;br /&gt;
# Pull your pants and show her your [[penis]] (optional).&lt;br /&gt;
# Tell her to play with it. (optional).&lt;br /&gt;
# Ask her to turn her back towards you.&lt;br /&gt;
# Lower her panties.&lt;br /&gt;
# If she whines or cries tell her &amp;quot;just a little bit&amp;quot; (optional).&lt;br /&gt;
# Shove it inside her.&lt;br /&gt;
# Grab her throat to prevent her from screaming.&lt;br /&gt;
# Initiate death threat(s).&lt;br /&gt;
# ?????&lt;br /&gt;
# PROFIT!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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There are many examples of the nature of Arab rape. It differs slightly from one degenerate to other. The example we explored above was involving a 5th grader who managed to initiate 2 death threats towards the poor -6th grader- girl. Aren&#039;t you little too young for that, Ahmad? Maybe nobody stood up for her, but at the end. The missilish plan have failed, because it was built upon wasting/destroying around 2+1 human lives.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Comedians===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|They&#039;ll say: &amp;quot;You can&#039;t joke about rape! Rape is not funny!&amp;quot; I say, fuck you! I think it&#039;s hilarious, how do you like that? I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig... raping Elmer Fudd! Well, why do you think they call him &amp;quot;Porky&amp;quot;?|George Carlin}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Though many limped dick pussies have come to this article and moped at how terrible it is, never have they seen the whole Internet. Rape is hilarious, and so is murder. Deal with it, [[feminists]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Rape Safety==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Nomorerape.jpg|thumb|Little Asian girl, if you honestly believe that you can deter a rapist with an axe, then you&#039;re about to be corrected.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Rope.jpg|thumb|right|Sometimes you&#039;ll need the tools to do the job.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;Don&#039;t use a condom&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;Take pictures&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;Laugh&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;RUN AWAY!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/ol&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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One should know the proper rape precautions for the rapist. If you&#039;re a woman looking for tips on the prevention of rape, psychological support, and other such [[bullshit]], go to a rape support site.  Then get back to the [[In the kitchen|kitchen]] and make me a sammich.&lt;br /&gt;
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First off, you must make sure you have the necessary equipment to proceed with your rape.  Take off your pants, and look down at your pelvic region.  Do you have a [[penis]]?  If so, great! Barring height deformities, [[you]] are already prepared to begin raping! If for some reason you lack a penis, &#039;&#039;don&#039;t worry,&#039;&#039; you can still rape people.  You just have to be more creative: try using something else to invade the victim&#039;s body; e.g. a dildo, broom, finger, fist, midget, etc.  However, a penis should be used for maximum pleasure and hilarity.  Remember: the savvy penis-equipped rapist will always use a [[condom]] to avoid receiving [[STD|SUV]]s from the [[women|woman]] and getting caught via Police getting your DNA (because there&#039;s no bigger boner killer than getting V&amp;amp; by Mariska Hartigay). After all, you don&#039;t know where that [[slut]] has been, and you don&#039;t want to ruin your otherwise [[Secks|enjoyable experience]] by catching a [[Autism|sexually transmitted infection]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, before you can go out and start forcing yourself upon unsuspecting women/men, it is important that you know how to avoid prosecution.  Consider these tactics:&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Skullfuck|Skull-fucking]] her is great, it&#039;s funny and makes it way too embarrassing for the victim to report it.&lt;br /&gt;
* Rape a straight man.  Either he will never tell anyone, or you will [[Fag|turn him gay and he&#039;ll want more]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sick fuck|Find a midget who can&#039;t possibly defend herself]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Find an old lady—nobody will ever believe you wanted to fuck her in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Muslim|Marriage afterward]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Rape only deaf mutes - if you cut off their hands they can&#039;t tell anyone.&lt;br /&gt;
* Pay them afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
* Prevent them from saying &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ask if your rag smells like chloroform.&lt;br /&gt;
* Exclaim the word &amp;quot;SURPRISE&amp;quot; before your victim cries &amp;quot;rape.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Legal scholars have pointed out these facts:&lt;br /&gt;
* If your victim doesn&#039;t speak your language, they&#039;re probably saying &amp;quot;yes&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* If your victim says no an even number of times, then it&#039;s a double negative.&lt;br /&gt;
* Rape with a toy (dildo, etc.) is not flesh penetration&lt;br /&gt;
* Sex in the [[Prince Jeremy|Animal Kingdom]] is technically rape (as it does not include verbal consent), so surprise-sexing a [[furry]] is not punishable by law(not that you&#039;d want to in the first place).&lt;br /&gt;
* If she gets a nipple erection it shows she was enjoying it.&lt;br /&gt;
* It&#039;s only rape if she tells the police. &lt;br /&gt;
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Did you get caught?  You fucking loser, what are you going to do &#039;&#039;now&#039;&#039;?  Look, just stay calm.  Maybe one of these excuses is your golden ticket out of the pokey:&lt;br /&gt;
* She was [[asking for it]] (which is always the case anyway—honesty is best policy).&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wowzaz 86|She was asleep at the time.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* She was drunk and/or high.&lt;br /&gt;
* You have [[Autism]] (how can you be punished - you&#039;re special!)&lt;br /&gt;
* You cuddled with her afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
* You didn&#039;t cum (it&#039;s not technically sex if the man doesn&#039;t get off)&lt;br /&gt;
* She&#039;s [[Tori Sue Heck|ugly]].&lt;br /&gt;
* She didn&#039;t fight hard enough on purpose and therefore wanted to be raped. (IE she was [[asking for it]])&lt;br /&gt;
* You paid for her dinner and drinks.&lt;br /&gt;
* You are more attractive than her boyfriend.&lt;br /&gt;
* She was dressed [[hawt|provocatively]]. (IE she was [[asking for it]])&lt;br /&gt;
* You have amnesia.&lt;br /&gt;
* It was for national security.&lt;br /&gt;
* Draw the [[racism]] - card (only works if you&#039;re a [[nigger]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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===RapeX===&lt;br /&gt;
The most important thing for any potential rapist to remember is to be wary of the &#039;anti-rape&#039; female condom, or RapeX, [[Proof That God Exists|which is no longer produced]]. This anti-rape device is equipped with razor-sharp blades designed to drive themselves into any unwelcome [[penis]], causing the death of the would-be [[Willy on Wheels (on Wheels)| rapist]] by [[blood|exsanguination]].  Should you slip up and get your dick caught in one these (you fuckin&#039; [[noob]] smh), your only real recourse is to flip out and abuse the woman twice as much as you would have done otherwise before you pass out.  I mean, you might have just done your thing and left, but now she owes you. If your dick is small enough, you can easily rape without touching the lip of the RapeX. However, if you&#039;re a truly [[1337]] rapist, the RapeX can be used against the woman.  By taking out the RapeX, turning it inside-out, and using it as a condom, you can boost your [[Man points]] by [[over 9000|an incredible amount]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|How stupid would a girl have to be to use this?  It would only work if the rape could be predicted and the device inserted, even then it&#039;s [[An Hero|suicidal]].  The only thing that would happen is the guy would kill the girl for sure|Truths}}&lt;br /&gt;
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However, there is one good use for RapeX Condoms, discovered by Anna Kohler, lulz pioneer, albeit she is a cum slutting whore.&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;I was 18 years old, I was at my school and looking for something to do.  As I was walking through the hall, I saw a packaged RapeX Condom lying on the ground.  I picked it up and had an [[Troll|idea]].  I walked to the nearest bathroom and inserted it.  After the device was inserted I walked to the [[Special Education]] lunch table where I sat down next to a shy 19 year old Autistic boy with very dirty hair.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;His name was Robbie; he told me his name immediately after I told him mine as he had been instructed by his &amp;quot;helper.&amp;quot;  Right after we introduced ourselves he noticed how attractive I was and having no experience with women, grabbed my left breast.  Instead of smacking him and getting him [[permabanned]] from the school system, I smiled and allowed him to squeeze my size &amp;quot;D&amp;quot; breast as I thought about my plan.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;It was easy to get him to leave the lunchroom with me; we found the first open closet we saw.  I took him inside and locked the door, than took off my clothes; he didn&#039;t need to be told to do so himself.  I climbed down on top of him and let his large, Autistic penis stretch my vagina.  A few seconds later, Robbie was in more pain than me as the RapeX Condom attached itself to his Penis.  I continued to fuck myself with his penis until I finally had an orgasm; than I quickly got off of Robbie, wrapped my shirt around my chest, and ran out the door with the retard trying to figure out what had happened.  There was a Police Officer near the closet and I ran to him and crying, told him that Robbie had raped me.  The RapeX Condom was all the evidence that was needed to convict the Asspie.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;You want to know why I did it?  I love sex, and being as attractive as I am, it&#039;s easy to find guys to fuck me, but unlike a guy I&#039;m not supposed to get fucked that often.  Since I didn&#039;t want to be called a slut, and I didn&#039;t want to put myself in a position where I could be raped and potentially injured; I decided to rape a worthless [[Asspie]] and get him put away for it where he&#039;ll be one less [[Lulz Killer]] in our society.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Rapex.jpg|Check for these before you rape.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:AntiRapet002.jpg|[[Goatse_Girl|Taste it!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:AntiRapet-rule34.jpg|The conceptor [[Asking for it|asking for it]] but realizing she is [[Doing_it_wrong|doing it wrong]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===God&#039;s Guide to Rape===&lt;br /&gt;
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Menstruating women are unclean and sinful. Anything that they touch is unclean. Anyone who touches anything that they touch is unclean (Leviticus 15:19-33). Stay completely away from them (Leviticus 18:19). &lt;br /&gt;
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Your penis must be circumcised (Genesis 17:7-19). If you rape a man (1 Corinthians 11:14-15) you must also circumcise him (Genesis 17:13, 1 Machabees 2:46, Acts 16:3) and after raping him you must kill him (Leviticus 20:13). &amp;lt;del&amp;gt;You both are going to hell, but&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt; you should send his foreskin as a trophy to your emperor (1 Samuel 18:27) for the lulz (Proverbs 3:5). You are going to heaven and he is going to hell (Luke 17:34-35) says Jesus who himself likes to rape young men (Mark 14:51-52)&lt;br /&gt;
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If you have a pretty woman captive and you like her, then you should bring her home, shave her head and pare her nails. Then you can go in unto her. (Deuteronomy 21:11-14)&lt;br /&gt;
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If she is a slave or a wife, you must scourge her after raping, you must not kill her (Leviticus 19:20). If her husband finds you and she touches your &amp;quot;secrets&amp;quot; while you fight him, you must cut off her hand (Deuteronomy 25:11-12).&lt;br /&gt;
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If she is raped and she fails to cry out loud, she was clearly [[asking for it]] so it wasn&#039;t rape. She must be stoned to death (Deuteronomy 22:23-24). God&#039;s recipe for cooking her can be found in Ezekiel 24:3-12. Don&#039;t forget that her fat belongs to the Lord (Leviticus 3:16).&lt;br /&gt;
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If her tits made her sin, she must [[Riley34470#Edit_Tits|edit tits]] and cut them off (Ezekiel 23:34, Matthew 5:29-30, Matthew 18:8-9, Mark 9:43-47).&lt;br /&gt;
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Later, if you decide you don&#039;t like her, you can let her go. (Deuteronomy 21:14)&lt;br /&gt;
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If you like her, you must buy her from her father for 50 shekels.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;Center&amp;gt;{{morphquote|CC1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the LORD thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive, and seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife; then thou shalt bring her home to thine house, and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails;|Deuteronomy 21:10-12&lt;br /&gt;
|If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel&#039;s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.|Deuteronomy 22:28-29&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;TL;DR: Jews (of [[Jews did WTC|WTC fame]]), [[Christian|Christians]], and [[Islam|Muslims]] are perfectly fine with rape. Note: Atheists [[a cat is fine too|are fine with rape too.]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Why Rape is good==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Youdeserverape.jpg|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
===It saved Western Civilization===&lt;br /&gt;
John Petroski, the former Opinions Editor at &#039;&#039;The Recorder&#039;&#039; - a Central Connecticut State University publication - wrote a learned editorial titled &#039;&#039;Rape Only Hurts If You Fight It&#039;&#039;, in which he had this to say:&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Most people today would claim that rape is a terrible crime almost akin to murder but I strongly disagree. Far from a vile act, rape is a magical experience that benefits society as a whole. I realize many of you will disagree with this thesis but lend me your ears and I’m sure I’ll sway you towards a darkened alley.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;If it weren’t for rape, Western Civilization might not exist as we know it today. When the [[Romans]] were faced with a disproportionate ratio of women to men in the early kingdom, they had to do something, lest their fledgling society die for lack of sons. To solve their little dilemma, they did what any reasonable man would do: they threw a festival for their Sabine neighbors, and then stole and raped their women. It’s quite logical; in fact I don’t understand why the settlers at Plymouth didn’t do the same to the local Indians. It certainly would have saved on shipping costs.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Obviously, in the case of the Rape of the Sabines, rape was a tremendous help to society. The Sabine women, for their part, didn’t seem to mind so much, as they threw themselves between their brutish old Sabine husbands and their charming new Roman ones to prevent bloodshed when the Sabine men came to reclaim their wives. Yet even when society was totally against a rape, the raunchy act has benefited society too. Where would the Romans be, after all, if it weren’t for the Rape of Lucretia infuriating the people to the point of overthrowing their last king, Lucius Tarquinius Super-Bus? If it weren’t for that event, the world might never have had the Roman Republic for a pristine example of a flawless government.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Rape’s glorious advantages are not, however, exclusively found from 2,000-year-old examples. In actuality, rape’s advantages can very much be seen today. Take ugly women, for example. If it weren’t for rape, how would they ever know the joy of intercourse with a man who isn’t drunk? In a society as plastic-conscious as our own, are we really to believe that some man would ever sleep with a girl resembling a wildebeest if he didn’t have a few schnapps in him? Of course he wouldn’t, at least no self-respecting man would, but therein lies the beauty of rape. No self-respecting man would rape in the first place, so ugly women are guaranteed a romp with not only a sober man, but a bad boy too, and we all know how much ladies like the bad boy.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Ugly women are not, however, the only people who benefit from rape– prisoners enjoy its many perks, too. What, after all, would possibly be more boring than spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day? The answer, of course, is spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day and never getting some hot action. With rape, prisoners never have to worry about that. Instead, they merely need worry about treating their rapists with enough love and respect to earn a quick reach-around.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;But if there is one bread and butter reason for why rape should not only be accepted, but even endorsed, it is because our news editors are in dire need of interesting stories for our front page. Bookstore stories? Fossils? One dollar coins? Please. Now, some interracial gang rape action? Yeah, that’s the ticket.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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===[http://web.archive.org/web/20101031064238/http://www.bhawd.org/sitefiles/TblMrs/tmchap3.html It can be used as a Medical Treatment]===&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Provider:&#039;&#039;&#039; OK Mary, now I am going to put in the speculum. I have warmed it up.  Can you feel how warm it is?&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary:&#039;&#039;&#039; Yes, I can feel it.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Provider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Now I am separating the outer lips of your vagina and beginning to put it in. Can you feel it? How are you feeling now?&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary:&#039;&#039;&#039; OK, I&#039;m OK. (A little nervously)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Provider:&#039;&#039;&#039; I am going really slowly. Remember to breathe deeply. Are you still in your rose garden (or other &amp;quot;safe&amp;quot; place)? What color are the roses? My favorite is yellow. How are you?&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary:&#039;&#039;&#039; It&#039;s OK.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Provider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Tell me when you are ready to have me put it in further.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary:&#039;&#039;&#039; It&#039;s up to you.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Provider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Now I am putting it in further. How is this?&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary:&#039;&#039;&#039;   No. No.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Provider:&#039;&#039;&#039; OK. Now I have stopped. Breathe deeply, Mary. Smell the roses. Should we pick one? Are you still holding that finger? We just have a little further to go. Tell me when you are ready.&lt;br /&gt;
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===It&#039;s simply cool===&lt;br /&gt;
Among people who rape are [[God]], [[Josef Fritzel]], [[Heather Howland]], [[Muhammad]], [[Bill Clinton]], [[William Tecumseh Sherman]], [[Piss|R. Kelly]], [[Kobe Bryant]], [[Daddy|your dad]], [[Bill Cosby]], and pretty much anyone else who is or ever has been cool.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;yuzAUP7d8eM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Even beta Indian Men who otherwise won&#039;t be able to rape in public think its cool by some Hindu ritual known as &amp;quot;Daily Rape&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;(ending has some feminist whore talking about womenz strength, but fuck her, she knows that she loves rape)&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Why rape doesn&#039;t exist==&lt;br /&gt;
Rape is what happens when a woman says no to sex. However, according to the philosopher [[House]], you can&#039;t say no if it isn&#039;t a question. And according to [[Shit|Nickelback]], sex is never a question. Therefore rape is impossible.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, the conviction rate for rape is less than 10% and 3/10 &amp;quot;rape victims&amp;quot; will later go on to admit they falsified the story. The false accusations of rape are so prevalent that it was proposed for all rape cases the jurors be read a passage stating the tendency for false allegations, but this didn&#039;t pass into law as it may influence cases adversely. { src =  Sexual Assault and the Justice Gap: A Question of Attitude }&lt;br /&gt;
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==Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{fv|Rape videos|background-color: white; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;fjIuPSuYSOY&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Patrice Oneal Defending Rape Jokes&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;fPDm5n163Hg&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Rape is an effect crime detour-ant and motivator for self improvement&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;NmpAx8Z5z40&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Money can buy Rape&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;DdZscG4jPrU&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|Sending a pic of yourself to your rapevictim&#039;s friend]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;8Q7FFjUpVLg&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Rape music and coincidently the national anthem of [[Josef Fritzl|Austria]].&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;yj4LnfkdJDM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Squeal like a pig!&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;itnh4UtGmWk&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Superwoman was [[almost raped]] as a child&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;8FCmUM2eB6k&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
{{cg||RapePix|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:A double bill of rape.jpg|Form an orderly queue&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_Face.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mouth Rape.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Maritalrape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:18952-truth-about-9-11-10-facts-you-need-know-sick-ass-shot.jpg|This is how you do it to yourself&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ensemble_rape.jpg|Gang rape, now conveniently packaged. Ain&#039;t modern life grand?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dolphin.gif|Dolphins like rape too&lt;br /&gt;
File:zed spicrape.gif|This is how it&#039;s done in Mexico, hombre. &lt;br /&gt;
File:Indicked.jpg|Rape is widely accepted as being hilarious by everyone, including [[TV|mainstream media]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:EvilDick.png|Some cultures value making women embrace &amp;quot;evil dick&amp;quot; over superhero penises&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dog_rape_cat2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Inoue gonna get raped.jpg|[[Lesbians|Men aren&#039;t the only ones who do it]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:I_was_on_fa.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_cd.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:UnreasonablysafeGB1990rapebook.jpg|Makes a great coffee table book&lt;br /&gt;
File:Massivebutthurt.png|Massive butthurt via [[Something Awful]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Tiredgay.png|Athletic rape&lt;br /&gt;
File:Boyd5.jpg|This man is a hero.&lt;br /&gt;
File:SweetTenderLove.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rule of rape poster1.jpg|99.9% of women fantasize about rape, so surprise her tonight.&lt;br /&gt;
File:lesbianhorsemouth.jpg|[[X? In my Y?|Lesbians, in my Rape?]] It&#039;s more likely than you think!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Tailsrapescosmodemotivator.JPG|Rape:It only hurts if you fight it.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sickfuckfurryhumor1.jpg|[[Furfags]] rape their prey...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lolnigger.jpg|...As do niggers.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mariolbathtubrape.jpg|[[Mario]] likes to rape too.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gay assault.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:GmanGif.gif|Typical rapist&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dead Mouse Rape.jpg|[[Necrophilia|It&#039;s not rape if they&#039;re dead]]!&lt;br /&gt;
File:gantrape.png|Gant will not hesitate to rape you.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dograper.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;BOY RAPES DOG TO DEATH,GETS CAUGHT WITH PANTS DOWN BY THE OWNERS.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Noliekrape.jpg|Someone no liek teh 450+ rules of Rape? :(&lt;br /&gt;
File:lulzguyrape.jpg|You have been warned.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Grammar_school_rape_demotivator.jpg|This is how grammar school boys do it.&lt;br /&gt;
File:James Spear demotivator.jpg|Brags that he raped [[at least 100]] people.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dt22 28b.jpg|Look at that smile! Women secretly love it.&lt;br /&gt;
File:RAPEISSEXY.jpg|Contrary to popular belief, rape is actually sexy.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Snowman Rape.gif|Even snowmen rape.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapeguy.jpg|Guy gonna get his rape on.&lt;br /&gt;
File:That_kid_looks_like_he_just_died_inside.jpg|That ranga looks like he just died inside&lt;br /&gt;
File:You_gonna_get_it.jpg|You gonna get it!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jeffcorwin1.jpg|Rape in the wild&lt;br /&gt;
File:Autofellatio2.jpg|Self Rape [you know you wish you could do that]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Caring Bear.gif|Rape, rated E for Everyone. (Pedobear&#039;s cousin, Ampulolibear).&lt;br /&gt;
File:rainrape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lolisharrassingashota.jpg|A [[shota]] being gangraped by a [[zerg rush|swarm]] of [[lolis]]. Can you spot [[littlecloud]] in the picture?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Pyramid head Jaws raep.jpg|[[Raep]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:rapetastik.png|Raping in Japan is like saying hello.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Roofiesposter.jpg|Roofies are a big help &lt;br /&gt;
File:Gonnagetraped.jpg|Are you also gonna get raped?&lt;br /&gt;
File:John_Petroski.jpeg|If it&#039;s written on [[Serious business|Page 7]], it must be true.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Daterape.jpg|Date rape.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape victim.jpg|Being a [[4chan]] [[luser]] is [[asking for it]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gonna get raped cat.PNG|Even [[cat|kitty]] knows what&#039;s gonna happen to you&lt;br /&gt;
File:Teen_Tikkop_Raped_My_Dog.jpg|It wasn&#039;t [[drug#meth|tik]]. The dog was [[asking for it]]. Plus, if it barks it&#039;s not raep.&lt;br /&gt;
File:assrapekitty.jpg|A special type of rape.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Swampert rape.png|Rape is acceptable if it makes moar Mudkipz&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gynaecology-1822.jpg|Rape was still happening hundreds of years ago.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapeyou.jpg|[[Cats]] love to get raped, so do [[women]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jack Spicer about to get raped.jpg|He knows he can&#039;t prevent it&lt;br /&gt;
File:rapeprevention.jpg|If you get an [[erection]] at any time you are a rapist.  Only this device can save you from being a rapist.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_is_fine_too.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris Chan.JPG|Typical rape blog&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jacksonfriendly.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lincoln_rape.jpg|Honest Abe [[pedobear|approves]]!&lt;br /&gt;
File:SurpriseButtsecksElevator.jpg|[[Rebecca_Watson|Not even safe in the elevator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:SnakeRapesIke.jpg|Rape is also [[Rule 34|present]] in [[video games]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ninjarape.jpg|April O&#039;Neal doesn&#039;t fight the inevitable.&lt;br /&gt;
File:FMA_Rape.jpg|Rape plays an important part in [[animu]]...&lt;br /&gt;
File:moarkenshirobuttsex.jpg|...of practically every kind.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Foxbunny.jpg|Rape is even common in the [[furry|animal kingdom]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapist_Extraordinaire!!!.jpg|Derik Millstead, an extraordinary rapist.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jewfarckle.jpg|She is!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Reverse_necrophilia1.jpg|Reverse [[necrophilia]] or skeleton rape?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fly rape french.jpg|[[French]] people like to rape gigantic houseflies.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapedemotivator.JPG|Here it is.&lt;br /&gt;
File:FalseRapeEvidence.gif &lt;br /&gt;
File:ManImprisonedFor28YearsAllegationDreamRape.jpg &lt;br /&gt;
File:UnderageSexSocietyDifferences.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:WomenLikeToBeRapedSoGiveItToThem.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:OrcaWinfreyRapeSchool.jpg|Bagging game at Oprah&#039;s [[South African]] Rape Safari!&lt;br /&gt;
File:rape.jpg|To obtain your own license to rape, please contact your local passport issuing agency.&lt;br /&gt;
File:areyousure.jpg|I&#039;d rape her [[for the lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Doonesburyrape.gif|&#039;Nuff said!&lt;br /&gt;
File:DOUBLE_RAPE_PARTY.jpg|Neither of the two parties were consensual. e.g. [[DOUBLE NIGGER|DOUBLE RAPE]] PARTY!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bear rapes hunter.jpg|Even bears love to rape.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Central Park Rape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:GRAPE.jpg| gRAPE&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bobrape.jpg|Even in 90&#039;s shows&lt;br /&gt;
File:demotivator.png|It&#039;s not rape if they can&#039;t talk!&lt;br /&gt;
File:You cant escape the rape.gif|[[Chris-chan|You can&#039;t escape the rape!]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Coffing female rape.jpg|Pokemanz can rape you too. It&#039;s awwwwriiiight.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Raep macro.jpg|The ultimate secret all-time female fantasy.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Medieval rape.jpg|Rape has existed since medieval times, and [[sick fuck]]s still find it funny!&lt;br /&gt;
File:bad idea is bad.jpg|[[Lion]] rape is important in every culture&lt;br /&gt;
File:Tiger pig leather3.jpg|If only spotting a rapist was this easy.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Itsnotrape.jpg|Not rape at all&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bambi gets raped by hunter.jpg|[[disney|Bambi]] gets raped.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Asians and deer.jpg|Raping [[beastiality|a deer]] and [[azn]] seem the same when running at full speed.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lesnarraep.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Run-bitch-run.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Pyramid_head_raep_tiem.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blackrapeberry.jpg|Rape is much funnier when you record it on your mobile phone&lt;br /&gt;
File:BigBenRape.jpg|White? Quarterback?  Championships?  No charges will be filed.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Cera rape victim.jpg|Even awkward, quirky Hollywood celebrities get in on the fun!&lt;br /&gt;
File:rapefruit.jpg|Mmmm...&lt;br /&gt;
File:TypicalRussian.jpg|Proof that all Russians are rapists.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ohdamnbastards.jpg|Either before or after a raping party, never forget to celebrate!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Randomdce drops himself in it.jpg|Inadvertantly letting all your friends on [[Facebook]] know that you use Google to look up and fap to &#039;rape&#039; is probably not the best thing to do.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dildogun.jpg|Use this to rape at long range.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mel Gibson Girl Rape.jpg|[[Mel Gibson]] on rape.&lt;br /&gt;
File:FAGTRAINUNDER.gif|[[Man Train|Perpetual rape machine]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chandler pyramid head.jpg|[[Chris Chan]] is pyramid head.&lt;br /&gt;
File:RealMenDoIt001.jpg| Wow, she&#039;s calling you out as a pussy for not raping, like a real man.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rule34AMD.JPG| AMD CPU always feature auto-rape.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape-Ayumi.jpg|Life&#039;s tough choices.&lt;br /&gt;
File:drunkgirl.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:MagicalKeyboard.png|You wish.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Justin_Bieber_-_Rape_Happens_For_A_Reason.jpg|Justin says you were raped for a [[asking for it|reason]]!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wape.jpg|Even Elmer Fudd wants to get his wape on.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapecat.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:BabyRape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:David Bowie Rapist.jpg|[http://therealsgm.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/dickheaddetox-david-bowie-jimmy-page.html Fun Fact: David Bowie is actually a rapist and a pedo.]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Multirape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape parrot.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:CCSU_Op_Editor_Calls_Rape_Magical.png|The international community of rape scholars weigh in&lt;br /&gt;
File:Raperape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:zed submit2rape.gif|This girl&#039;s taking the path of submission....and boy, look at her moan!&lt;br /&gt;
File:JailRapeTattoo.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_-_Elephant_Ass_Rape.jpg|Fun fact: Most large animals love to rape humans for fun.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alcohol_&amp;amp;_Rape_-_Date_Rape_Countdown.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:How to stop rape.jpg|How to escape a rapist&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape!.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape-isnt-funny.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:RapeDollars.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:RapeSpider_and_his_rapecannon.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:RapeSpiderirl.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_GOP_Scale.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_In_a_box.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_Just_Do_It.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_Origins.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_Rodent.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_by_Seth.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_in_a_can.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_is_NOT_Funny_-_WebComic.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
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==Quotes==&lt;br /&gt;
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|There is no such thing as rape. Any female who leaves her rightful place in the house and the kitchen is fucking begging for cock in her holes. If she gets the cock she so badly is asking for, it&#039;s not fucking rape, it&#039;s a damn slut getting what she fucking deserves. Males still rule this fucking world. In most of the world, a fucking bitch can get killed for looking at a man straight in the eye.|[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/893139/292849343 A wise Tartlet]&lt;br /&gt;
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|You should never rape anyone. Unless you have a reason, like you want to fuck someone and they won&#039;t let you. In which case, what other option do you have? How else are you supposed to have an orgasm in their body if you don&#039;t rape &#039;em... like [[wtf|what the fuck]]?|[[Louis CK]], explaining why [[women|people]] [[asking for it|get raped]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|You shouldn’t have been a woman&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You shouldn’t have had a cunt&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You deserved it&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&#039;cause you’re a dumb cunt&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;[Pre-chorus:]&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;D-U-M-B C-U-N-T&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;[Chorus:]&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You deserved it, you deserved it, you deserved it, you’re a dumb cunt&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You should’ve worn a chastity belt&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You should’ve volunteered to fuck him&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You should’ve been ugly&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;I hate you because you’re a woman&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;[Pre-chorus]&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;[Chorus]|[[Anal Cunt|I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It]] [http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/analcunt/itjustgetworse.html#1]&lt;br /&gt;
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|You just came from a Bikini Kill concert&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You felt like a strong independent woman&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;Two guys were having a “rape the ugliest cunt possible” contest&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You weren’t a strong woman anymore&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;[Chorus:]&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;I’m glad you got raped&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You stupid dyke cunt&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;I’m glad you got raped&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&#039;cause you’re a stupid dyke cunt&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;I laughed as I watched him rape you&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;Then I bought him a few beers&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;Every year on the anniversary of your rape&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;I send him a Thank You card, you stupid fucking dyke cunt&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;[Chorus]|[[Anal Cunt|I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You]] [http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/analcunt/itjustgetworse.html#12]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Dead2.jpg|180px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Almost Raped]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape culture]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[You Gonna Get Raped]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Baby fuck|Baby Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Josef Fritzl|Basement rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Battle Raper]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Justin Bieber|Ear rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gay Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[GHB]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Determination]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hawaiian Dicking]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Here Comes The Airplane]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Motherless]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jackie Coakley]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vigouroux|Not-Actually-Raped-I&#039;m-Just-Whining-For-Attention Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dianne Thorley|Rape by 1,000 Arabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Patrick Hamm]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape Checklist]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape Clock]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape Kit]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rapelay]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[rape.sh]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[B&amp;amp;]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sleep sex|Sleep Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[YouTube Rape Video]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Burt Reynolds|Deliverance]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/ Jewbo rapes Rachel Marsden hard core style, than he dumps her live on wiki-pedo-ia, then in return she sells his shit he left at her place on shitty ebay!!!]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.queerty.com/disgust-4-teens-rape-classmate-with-hockey-stick-and-broom-20090511 Broom Handle and Hockey stick Rape]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.lovepanky.com/women/dating-men-tips-for-women/what-should-you-do-if-you-get-raped-on-a-date What to Do if You get Raped - A Complete Guide]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.oddee.com/item_98705.aspx Anti-Rape Devices list, As if that would work, Try them for the lulz tho]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.change.org/petitions/petition-for-encyclopedia-dramatica-to-take-down-rape-page These folks are petitioning to take this page about rape down. Well, the only appropriate response to them would be DO IT FAGGOT!]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.avoiceformen.com/feminism/study-reveals-female-rape-victims-enjoyed-the-experience/ Study Reveals Female Rape Victims Enjoyed the Experience]&lt;br /&gt;
* {{wayback|http://www.israpefunny.com|20131217024202|title=Lulzy hack of a well-known anti-rape site}} {{archive|MLlor}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{facebook|ajkeith|If you&#039;re in Garden City hire this professional rapist for that bitch}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{archive|9Ne60|According to Jordan Hoffman, buying tickets to a &amp;quot;women only&amp;quot; Wonder Woman screening is now rape}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;WIKISAINTSDEFENSE: * [https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/ Jewbo rapes Rachel Marsden hard core style, than he dumps her live on wiki-pedo-ia, then in return she sells his shit he left at her place on shitty ebay!!!]/* External Links */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{spoiler|the way to prevent yourself getting raped is to wear a locked chastity belt and leave the key at home!!1! checkmate feminists}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Rape was an insurrectionary act. It delighted me that I was defying and trampling upon the white man’s law, upon his system of values, and that I was defiling his women. I felt I was getting revenge. From the site of the act of rape, consternation spread outwardly in concentric circles.|Eldridge Cleaver}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Brunette real rape story.jpg|thumb|right|You are not a man until you make a woman do this face]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Real Men Don t Rape by Kissing Concrete.jpg|thumb|right|Smart women would know that real men consider this a challenge, however [[fact|smart women don&#039;t exist]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Well-prepared rapist.jpg|thumb|right|Tonight&#039;s smartly-dressed date]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:heatherrape.jpg|thumb|right| Our favorite video game rapist, Pyramid Head just doing his job.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Ræp&#039;&#039;&#039;, (also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;True Love&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;surprise [[sex]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;free [[dick]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; or simply &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rape&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;), is an extreme sport and a crime-of-a-sort described as &amp;quot;the act of [[pwning]] with a [[penis]].&amp;quot; It is quite probably the lulziest act known to man, aside from [[9/11|flying two 767s filled with fat Americans into two phallic towers also filled with fat Americans]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Rape&#039;&#039;&#039; is always the fault of the so-called &amp;quot;victim,&amp;quot; [[nevar]] the rapist&#039;s. The only real victims in &#039;&#039;&#039;Rape&#039;&#039;&#039; are the so-called rapists, since nowadays most women are allowed to dress and behave like whores, and since men are biologically programmed to fuck, the man resisting a lifetime of not raping and resorting to [[Kique7|fapping to gay dog porn]] is far worse in comparison than a woman getting free dick. [[Obvious|Women love dick]]. [[Jews|People who love money]] love free [[money]], so how could women who love dick not love free dick? Women also love hot loads—just ask [[your mom]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Secret Sluts==&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite popular belief, &#039;&#039;all&#039;&#039; women enjoy &#039;&#039;&#039;ræp&#039;&#039;&#039;. This is because all women are whores. However, this doesn&#039;t mean that they&#039;re all obvious whores. Besides your typical school skank and office slut whom are clearly whores, there are those known as &#039;&#039;&#039;[[cocktease|Secret Sluts]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Secret Sluts&#039;&#039;&#039; are the [[Shiny pidgey|rarer form]], but ultimately more fun victim to &#039;&#039;&#039;rape&#039;&#039;&#039;. Examples of these are [[children]] and [[virgins]]. If you can&#039;t get a child or [[To Catch a Predator|don&#039;t want to risk it]], then find an innocent small-bodied teenager. She will work just as well. Act like you are her friend at first or that you are interested in her, and she should succumb to you right away ([[Truth|these girls are dumb as fuck]]). If you&#039;re lucky enough to have gotten a [[virgin]] then she should be extra tight. Not only will you cum really fast and very strongly, but there is no better feeling in the world than watching some girl cry in pain as you&#039;re popping her cherry. Pull her hair, spank her, verbally abuse her; bonus points if you cum in her mouth or slip it in her stinker. Have her tell you that she likes it, and if she doesn&#039;t then threaten to pound her even harder. These girls will just grow up to become sluts anyway, so they might as well get accustomed to the feeling. Make sure you cuddle these girls afterwords though, just to make them feel a little less &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;raped&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;. Just kidding, tell them to go make you lunch. After she brings you lunch, [[Stick It In Her Pooper|pop her in the anus]] again for good measure.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Are-you-thinking-of-raping-a-child.png|Go for it! [[Baby Fuck|It&#039;s Awwww right!]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Secret slut poster1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Taylaaustin.jpg|Get `em while they&#039;re young&lt;br /&gt;
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==Views on Rape==&lt;br /&gt;
===[[USA]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:penis.jpg|thumb|right|To rape, you will need one or moar of [[cock|these]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
When it comes to sexual assault and rape, don&#039;t forget it&#039;s [[Baby fuck|awwwwwwwriiiiight]], although consent is the gold standard of legality within the United States. To determine the difference, apply the [[John Holmes]] test: &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;if it doesn&#039;t fit, you must thrust harder.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==== An Example of &amp;quot;Failure to Consent ====&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Jerry and [[slut|Vanessa]] have been married for 13 years.  Jerry has been home alone for a few hours drinking vodka and is completely wasted.   Vanessa comes home and says, &amp;quot;[[asking for it|Hey Jerry, Wanna have sex?]]&amp;quot;.  Jerry responds, &amp;quot;OK.&amp;quot;  Vanessa grabs his [[Mr. Hands|hand]] and pulls him up the stairs, since he is too [[alcohol|drunk]] to walk, and into the bedroom.  They engage in two hours of foreplay, femdom/dominatrix style.  After that Vanessa ties Jerry to the bed so tightly that he can&#039;t move and puts a condom on him.  She then proceeds to put his penis into her [[vagoo|vagina]] and thrusts until he ejaculates.  She repeats this process three times that night.  Technically Vanessa never said &amp;quot;Yes&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Let&#039;s have sex,&amp;quot; so she calls the cops on Jerry for rape.  He is arrested and is punished to the full extent of [[Internet Police|the law]].&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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As you can see, a certain freedom-loving country is full of shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== If Jerry Lived In Ohio It Wouldn&#039;t Be Rape ====&lt;br /&gt;
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Being the most forward thinking and intellectually advanced state in the union, Ohio has a legal principle by the name of &#039;&#039;&#039;Maritial Privlidge&#039;&#039;&#039;. Per the state&#039;s Legal Definition: &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;If one were to Partake in the Fucking of one&#039;s Wife, without Consent (so long as [[Star Wars|Force]] isn&#039;t used), in one&#039;s Home, it isn&#039;t &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://web.archive.org/web/20180306060839/https://www.daytondailynews.com/news/husband-drugs-his-wife-for-sex-not-crime-ohio-for-now/6F9XIaQI48EjbPH8C3ZA1I/ Räpe]&#039;&#039;&#039;.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Ohio defines rape as &#039;&#039;&#039;unwanted sexual conduct with a victim &amp;quot;who is not the spouse of the offender&amp;quot; — or with a spouse who is &amp;quot;living separate and apartment from the offender.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Australia]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Rape is considered a Religious [[Zionist|Kabbalah]] [[Jihad]] to many Australians. It is the act of dwelling inside houses with no consent from owners/renters followed by raping sleeping victims. All [[Police]] forces will ignore any phone call in relation to raep and claim that &amp;lt;S&amp;gt;[[You]]&amp;lt;/S&amp;gt; you are mad or crazy and will need to be checked-into a mental institution [[sic|&#039;&#039;[sic]&#039;&#039;]]. These Aussies are amayzing when it comes to raep, they usually have tools and efficient methods to sedate victims while asleep doing [[Aboriginal|Kangaroo]] style which involves using sharpies &amp;amp; steamy rice bags. Some touches and slaps are used of course. If you are reading this article and suffered [[lol|Aussie Jihad]], please head to the international airport hoping that you won&#039;t be raepd on the way by [[illuminati|cult]] members who really want to raep you under the cover of Customs &amp;amp; Border Control cover. Once you are gone, [[cunt|they]] will fly all the way from Australia to raep you in your new/old home mayte. [[truth|There is nothing you can do to keep it out, there is nothing you can do so just live with it as they are self-entitled fags and usually die within few years in sad and remorseful circumstances then blame it on ya followed by few relatives raeping ya asleep again and the story will repeat itself. In other words, you should have not existed at all which is unfair but it would be a win for Aussie Social Injustice movement]]!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Germany===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:2million.jpg|thumb|right|Even the liberator of Europe approves of rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Hitler-tits.jpg|thumb|right|German women asking for it from [[Adolf Hitler|unidentified German man]]. They had to wait for liberation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
When rape happens to German children, it triggers [[Hentai|rape tentacles]] to pursue them for the rest of their life... and even into the grave!&lt;br /&gt;
When Germans cum to teach in America, they vow revenge (like Harvard Rapist [[Patrick Hamm]]) &lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Racist-rapists.jpg|thumb|right|German women still asking for it decades later.  Preferring rapists ([[Sandnigger]] refugees) to racists (you and me).]] &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Note that this is the opposite order of how things usually happen in [[Japan]], where the tentacle typically gets the first crack at a young [[virgin]], who then becomes a complete [[slut]].&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Feminists===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:rapechan.jpeg|thumb|right|Always wanting to have it both ways.]]&lt;br /&gt;
By definition, &#039;&#039;&#039;Feminists&#039;&#039;&#039; are twisted, bitter creatures who have equally bitter and twisted views on rape. However, studies show that only ugly women are feminists. Women so ugly that there&#039;s rarely enough alcohol on hand to make having sex with them palatable. In fact, [[statistics]] show that 9 out of 10 men would rather rape a malfunctioning [[Will It Blend?|blender]] than a feminist (the 10th man is just lying). So due to them never having tried rape, they instantly and wrongfully assume it to be the worst thing in the world and will cry wolf the instant they sense trouble.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{squote|Rape is when a woman [or man] is forced to perform any sexual act against her [or his] will. [[Questionable logic|All rapists deserve to be raped]], just so they know how it feels. To the male [or woman] who wrote all that vile crap about rape, here&#039;s a clue it feels a little like what I&#039;ve just done to your page [Editor&#039;s note: As you can probably guess, she failed.  [[fellatio|Hard]].] Oh btw I&#039;m a [[fat|gorgeous]] straight [[Horny|nymphomaniac]] feminist [[whore|ex-whore]][well paid ~$330 or more an hour] who&#039;s a [[BDSM]] dominatrix and if you&#039;d ever be [[asking for it|man enough to meet me in person]] I&#039;m sure I could get a few female friends of mine together and we&#039;d be happy to teach you what it feels like to be raped and denied your rights.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Special Snowflake Syndrome|I&#039;ve been raped]] and [[lies|it isn&#039;t pleasant]]. Women have the right to say no and should be able to wear whatever they want without [[asking for it|fearing rape]]. To all women out there I suggest you watch the Swedish version of The Girl With the [[weeaboo|Dragon Tattoo]][1] and its sequels The Girl Who [[emo|Played With Fire]] [2] and The Girl Who [[retard|Kicked A Hornets Nest]] [3]. So that you know what to do to a rapist if you know them and [[True|it is likely to reoccur]].&lt;br /&gt;
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A woman&#039;s promiscuity should not be allowed as evidence against her [Editor&#039;s Note: Yeah, it should.  Whore.]. Even a woman who loves sex should have the right to say no [[USI|and be picky about who]] she has sex with. Take me for example I only &amp;quot;do&amp;quot; hot guys and I&#039;m talking model hot pretty boy good looks. When a guy holds a knife to your throat your rights are taken away from you [Editor&#039;s Note: And [[irony|rightfully]] so!].&lt;br /&gt;
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If you know a rapist, go to a sex shop [if you&#039;re a kid explain the situation to a trusted adult of legal age and ask them to to buy it for you], buy a big dildo, find some way to tie them up, men are delusional so pretend you&#039;re going to do them willingly, [[Fantasy|you will need to tie them so you have access to their ass, backside, bum, once tied up, get out dildo, put gloves on and insert dildo in their anus repeatedly]].&lt;br /&gt;
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To help you understand males&#039; delusional state: John is ugly [2/10] but thinks he&#039;s good looking [8/10]. This is a common male delusion. Generally speaking rapists are often ugly but ladies beware they can be good looking too. [[Animal|Ugly men rape because they are ugly]] and can&#039;t get free sex with women outside their looks range. Like John who is a 2/10 but hits on women who are 8/10.Also they are often too cheap to pay a whore or are cowards who fear the law (where prostitution is illegal) [Editor&#039;s Note: This is the only part of her rant that holds some truth].&lt;br /&gt;
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Ladies we need to tell these delicate flowers [because let&#039;s face it [[Bullshit|emotionally men are the weaker sex]]] what their looks rating is and kindly inform them that they need to approach less beautiful women. Hopefully if we all work together we can rid the world of these deluded potential rapists.&lt;br /&gt;
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No-one knows [[for the lulz|why good looking men rape]]. If you do please join this site and feel free to edit this section.&lt;br /&gt;
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Legalized Prostitution leads to less rapes, encourage legal prostitution. Women please treat whores nicely and support our endeavors in getting prostitution legalized. Until all women stop referring to each other as sluts and whores, men will continue to think it&#039;s ok.&lt;br /&gt;
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Let&#039;s take back the word, let&#039;s change the meaning of slut and whore to mean a girl who loves sex and is proud of it. Until we can openly talk about our conquests as men do about theirs, we will never be free. If you&#039;re a slut be proud, If you&#039;re a [[oxymoron|slut with standards]] you can be prouder, and [[lolwut|if you&#039;re a whore you can be the proudest]].&lt;br /&gt;
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I&#039;d like to see a day when women chat in cafes openly about their conquests, men do the walk of shame and a woman can get a man convicted of rape [[doing it wrong|without her sexual prowess even being brought in as evidence]] as that will be outlawed. [[No|A woman&#039;s sexual history is irrelevant in a rape case]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Again I repeat Rape is when a woman [or man] is forced to perform any sexual act against her[his] will.The moment a person says no, stop or is drugged in any way and a man forces themselves upon another person IT IS RAPE.If you use a weapon or brute force to get a person to comply in any sexual act IT IS RAPE. |[[TL;DR]]: Women need to be raped for the healthy advancement of the human race, and the quotee unwittingly emphasizes this.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Niggers===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Rapistsworstjob.jpg|thumb|left|[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Niggerattacker.jpg|thumb|right|The nigga, being conditioned to rape by evolution itself, has it easier than other species and therefore excels at the activity.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[South Africa|South African]] medical community, [http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/12/eudy-simelane-corrective-rape-south-africa rape is widely used to cure lesbians] of [[lesbian|lesbianism]], which in South Africa is considered a sign of demonic possession.&lt;br /&gt;
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The nigger, highly experienced and [[stupid|instinctually]] gifted in committing all forms of rape, possesses a secret phrase that dispels [[Troll&#039;s Remorse|troll&#039;s remorse]]: &amp;quot;It&#039;s not rape if she enjoys it!&amp;quot; Thus speaks an aide of the president of [[South Africa]], currently accused of raping his [[AIDS]]-positive niece.&lt;br /&gt;
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Niggers consider Rape by African Dick to be a privilege, which is true in some aspects (in the end they&#039;re still niggers). This view is concisely summed up in [http://www.theobamaforum.com/showthread.php?t=10316 a message on The Obama Forum] written by a black person who chose to share his views on pepper spray (the ultimate give-away if a nigger&#039;s had sex):&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Normally I hate this product, as it&#039;s been used millions of times by [[racist]], bigot white womens to deprive a brutha of some simple physical gratification. I, myself, have been [[pwned|treated]] to one of these applications several times by [[wimmins|cracker bitches]] in the park who don&#039;t appreciate the fact that sex with a [[retard|black god]], consentual or not, is a glorious act for that white bitch and elevates her standing in the world.|&lt;br /&gt;
[[Truth]] preached by Ebony Utopia, a distinguished Obamatologist. (Sadly, even with all the automatic spell-checkers, the negro could not spell &amp;quot;consensual&amp;quot;.)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Arabs]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:DEL_muhammad.png|thumb|290px|Beloved Muhammad not only buggered 9 year old girls, he enjoyed the occasional goat too]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If you ever move or scream, I&#039;ll kill you. Do you know how it feels to be killed? not being here.|[[Satan|Mohammed bin Sultan bin Mohammed]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Even before their [[Prophet Muhammad]] reinvented Rape as a cultural pastime, [[Arabs]] usually have various ways to rape. They tend to master all forms due to their [[retard|Barbaric]] era where no laws used to exist. Ignoring the existence of [[Goat]] [[Fuck]] [[Club]], these Jawas remained loyal to their cause of raping [[women]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rape in Arab culture remains eternal due to the tradition of passing on the same [[DNA|genes]] from one generation to the next.  Since their women wear giant pillowcases, they target their victims by the size of their usually fat asses or the presence of a limp (thus eliminating the likelihood her running).  Of course, many of their [[terrorists|fine young men]] dress in such pillowcases in the course of their acts of [[terrorism|jocular youthful exuberance]], so would-be rapists master the Australian handshake and utilize it when in doubt.  The Arab rape protocols work in the following manner:&lt;br /&gt;
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# Locate the victim.&lt;br /&gt;
# Befriend her (optional).&lt;br /&gt;
# Take or ambush her to a secluded corner.&lt;br /&gt;
# Tell her that you wanna play an awesome secret game (optional).&lt;br /&gt;
# Pull your pants and show her your [[penis]] (optional).&lt;br /&gt;
# Tell her to play with it. (optional).&lt;br /&gt;
# Ask her to turn her back towards you.&lt;br /&gt;
# Lower her panties.&lt;br /&gt;
# If she whines or cries tell her &amp;quot;just a little bit&amp;quot; (optional).&lt;br /&gt;
# Shove it inside her.&lt;br /&gt;
# Grab her throat to prevent her from screaming.&lt;br /&gt;
# Initiate death threat(s).&lt;br /&gt;
# ?????&lt;br /&gt;
# PROFIT!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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There are many examples of the nature of Arab rape. It differs slightly from one degenerate to other. The example we explored above was involving a 5th grader who managed to initiate 2 death threats towards the poor -6th grader- girl. Aren&#039;t you little too young for that, Ahmad? Maybe nobody stood up for her, but at the end. The missilish plan have failed, because it was built upon wasting/destroying around 2+1 human lives.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Comedians===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|They&#039;ll say: &amp;quot;You can&#039;t joke about rape! Rape is not funny!&amp;quot; I say, fuck you! I think it&#039;s hilarious, how do you like that? I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig... raping Elmer Fudd! Well, why do you think they call him &amp;quot;Porky&amp;quot;?|George Carlin}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Though many limped dick pussies have come to this article and moped at how terrible it is, never have they seen the whole Internet. Rape is hilarious, and so is murder. Deal with it, [[feminists]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Rape Safety==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Nomorerape.jpg|thumb|Little Asian girl, if you honestly believe that you can deter a rapist with an axe, then you&#039;re about to be corrected.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Rope.jpg|thumb|right|Sometimes you&#039;ll need the tools to do the job.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Gooeyleak.jpg|thumb|&amp;lt;ol&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;Don&#039;t use a condom&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;Take pictures&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;Laugh&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;RUN AWAY!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/ol&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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One should know the proper rape precautions for the rapist. If you&#039;re a woman looking for tips on the prevention of rape, psychological support, and other such [[bullshit]], go to a rape support site.  Then get back to the [[In the kitchen|kitchen]] and make me a sammich.&lt;br /&gt;
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First off, you must make sure you have the necessary equipment to proceed with your rape.  Take off your pants, and look down at your pelvic region.  Do you have a [[penis]]?  If so, great! Barring height deformities, [[you]] are already prepared to begin raping! If for some reason you lack a penis, &#039;&#039;don&#039;t worry,&#039;&#039; you can still rape people.  You just have to be more creative: try using something else to invade the victim&#039;s body; e.g. a dildo, broom, finger, fist, midget, etc.  However, a penis should be used for maximum pleasure and hilarity.  Remember: the savvy penis-equipped rapist will always use a [[condom]] to avoid receiving [[STD|SUV]]s from the [[women|woman]] and getting caught via Police getting your DNA (because there&#039;s no bigger boner killer than getting V&amp;amp; by Mariska Hartigay). After all, you don&#039;t know where that [[slut]] has been, and you don&#039;t want to ruin your otherwise [[Secks|enjoyable experience]] by catching a [[Autism|sexually transmitted infection]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, before you can go out and start forcing yourself upon unsuspecting women/men, it is important that you know how to avoid prosecution.  Consider these tactics:&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Skullfuck|Skull-fucking]] her is great, it&#039;s funny and makes it way too embarrassing for the victim to report it.&lt;br /&gt;
* Rape a straight man.  Either he will never tell anyone, or you will [[Fag|turn him gay and he&#039;ll want more]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sick fuck|Find a midget who can&#039;t possibly defend herself]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Find an old lady—nobody will ever believe you wanted to fuck her in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Muslim|Marriage afterward]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Rape only deaf mutes - if you cut off their hands they can&#039;t tell anyone.&lt;br /&gt;
* Pay them afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
* Prevent them from saying &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Ask if your rag smells like chloroform.&lt;br /&gt;
* Exclaim the word &amp;quot;SURPRISE&amp;quot; before your victim cries &amp;quot;rape.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Legal scholars have pointed out these facts:&lt;br /&gt;
* If your victim doesn&#039;t speak your language, they&#039;re probably saying &amp;quot;yes&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* If your victim says no an even number of times, then it&#039;s a double negative.&lt;br /&gt;
* Rape with a toy (dildo, etc.) is not flesh penetration&lt;br /&gt;
* Sex in the [[Prince Jeremy|Animal Kingdom]] is technically rape (as it does not include verbal consent), so surprise-sexing a [[furry]] is not punishable by law(not that you&#039;d want to in the first place).&lt;br /&gt;
* If she gets a nipple erection it shows she was enjoying it.&lt;br /&gt;
* It&#039;s only rape if she tells the police. &lt;br /&gt;
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Did you get caught?  You fucking loser, what are you going to do &#039;&#039;now&#039;&#039;?  Look, just stay calm.  Maybe one of these excuses is your golden ticket out of the pokey:&lt;br /&gt;
* She was [[asking for it]] (which is always the case anyway—honesty is best policy).&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wowzaz 86|She was asleep at the time.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* She was drunk and/or high.&lt;br /&gt;
* You have [[Autism]] (how can you be punished - you&#039;re special!)&lt;br /&gt;
* You cuddled with her afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
* You didn&#039;t cum (it&#039;s not technically sex if the man doesn&#039;t get off)&lt;br /&gt;
* She&#039;s [[Tori Sue Heck|ugly]].&lt;br /&gt;
* She didn&#039;t fight hard enough on purpose and therefore wanted to be raped. (IE she was [[asking for it]])&lt;br /&gt;
* You paid for her dinner and drinks.&lt;br /&gt;
* You are more attractive than her boyfriend.&lt;br /&gt;
* She was dressed [[hawt|provocatively]]. (IE she was [[asking for it]])&lt;br /&gt;
* You have amnesia.&lt;br /&gt;
* It was for national security.&lt;br /&gt;
* Draw the [[racism]] - card (only works if you&#039;re a [[nigger]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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===RapeX===&lt;br /&gt;
The most important thing for any potential rapist to remember is to be wary of the &#039;anti-rape&#039; female condom, or RapeX, [[Proof That God Exists|which is no longer produced]]. This anti-rape device is equipped with razor-sharp blades designed to drive themselves into any unwelcome [[penis]], causing the death of the would-be [[Willy on Wheels (on Wheels)| rapist]] by [[blood|exsanguination]].  Should you slip up and get your dick caught in one these (you fuckin&#039; [[noob]] smh), your only real recourse is to flip out and abuse the woman twice as much as you would have done otherwise before you pass out.  I mean, you might have just done your thing and left, but now she owes you. If your dick is small enough, you can easily rape without touching the lip of the RapeX. However, if you&#039;re a truly [[1337]] rapist, the RapeX can be used against the woman.  By taking out the RapeX, turning it inside-out, and using it as a condom, you can boost your [[Man points]] by [[over 9000|an incredible amount]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|How stupid would a girl have to be to use this?  It would only work if the rape could be predicted and the device inserted, even then it&#039;s [[An Hero|suicidal]].  The only thing that would happen is the guy would kill the girl for sure|Truths}}&lt;br /&gt;
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However, there is one good use for RapeX Condoms, discovered by Anna Kohler, lulz pioneer, albeit she is a cum slutting whore.&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;I was 18 years old, I was at my school and looking for something to do.  As I was walking through the hall, I saw a packaged RapeX Condom lying on the ground.  I picked it up and had an [[Troll|idea]].  I walked to the nearest bathroom and inserted it.  After the device was inserted I walked to the [[Special Education]] lunch table where I sat down next to a shy 19 year old Autistic boy with very dirty hair.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;His name was Robbie; he told me his name immediately after I told him mine as he had been instructed by his &amp;quot;helper.&amp;quot;  Right after we introduced ourselves he noticed how attractive I was and having no experience with women, grabbed my left breast.  Instead of smacking him and getting him [[permabanned]] from the school system, I smiled and allowed him to squeeze my size &amp;quot;D&amp;quot; breast as I thought about my plan.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;It was easy to get him to leave the lunchroom with me; we found the first open closet we saw.  I took him inside and locked the door, than took off my clothes; he didn&#039;t need to be told to do so himself.  I climbed down on top of him and let his large, Autistic penis stretch my vagina.  A few seconds later, Robbie was in more pain than me as the RapeX Condom attached itself to his Penis.  I continued to fuck myself with his penis until I finally had an orgasm; than I quickly got off of Robbie, wrapped my shirt around my chest, and ran out the door with the retard trying to figure out what had happened.  There was a Police Officer near the closet and I ran to him and crying, told him that Robbie had raped me.  The RapeX Condom was all the evidence that was needed to convict the Asspie.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;You want to know why I did it?  I love sex, and being as attractive as I am, it&#039;s easy to find guys to fuck me, but unlike a guy I&#039;m not supposed to get fucked that often.  Since I didn&#039;t want to be called a slut, and I didn&#039;t want to put myself in a position where I could be raped and potentially injured; I decided to rape a worthless [[Asspie]] and get him put away for it where he&#039;ll be one less [[Lulz Killer]] in our society.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Rapex.jpg|Check for these before you rape.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:AntiRapet002.jpg|[[Goatse_Girl|Taste it!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:AntiRapet-rule34.jpg|The conceptor [[Asking for it|asking for it]] but realizing she is [[Doing_it_wrong|doing it wrong]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===God&#039;s Guide to Rape===&lt;br /&gt;
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Menstruating women are unclean and sinful. Anything that they touch is unclean. Anyone who touches anything that they touch is unclean (Leviticus 15:19-33). Stay completely away from them (Leviticus 18:19). &lt;br /&gt;
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Your penis must be circumcised (Genesis 17:7-19). If you rape a man (1 Corinthians 11:14-15) you must also circumcise him (Genesis 17:13, 1 Machabees 2:46, Acts 16:3) and after raping him you must kill him (Leviticus 20:13). &amp;lt;del&amp;gt;You both are going to hell, but&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt; you should send his foreskin as a trophy to your emperor (1 Samuel 18:27) for the lulz (Proverbs 3:5). You are going to heaven and he is going to hell (Luke 17:34-35) says Jesus who himself likes to rape young men (Mark 14:51-52)&lt;br /&gt;
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If you have a pretty woman captive and you like her, then you should bring her home, shave her head and pare her nails. Then you can go in unto her. (Deuteronomy 21:11-14)&lt;br /&gt;
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If she is a slave or a wife, you must scourge her after raping, you must not kill her (Leviticus 19:20). If her husband finds you and she touches your &amp;quot;secrets&amp;quot; while you fight him, you must cut off her hand (Deuteronomy 25:11-12).&lt;br /&gt;
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If she is raped and she fails to cry out loud, she was clearly [[asking for it]] so it wasn&#039;t rape. She must be stoned to death (Deuteronomy 22:23-24). God&#039;s recipe for cooking her can be found in Ezekiel 24:3-12. Don&#039;t forget that her fat belongs to the Lord (Leviticus 3:16).&lt;br /&gt;
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If her tits made her sin, she must [[Riley34470#Edit_Tits|edit tits]] and cut them off (Ezekiel 23:34, Matthew 5:29-30, Matthew 18:8-9, Mark 9:43-47).&lt;br /&gt;
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Later, if you decide you don&#039;t like her, you can let her go. (Deuteronomy 21:14)&lt;br /&gt;
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If you like her, you must buy her from her father for 50 shekels.&lt;br /&gt;
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|When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the LORD thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive, and seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife; then thou shalt bring her home to thine house, and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails;|Deuteronomy 21:10-12&lt;br /&gt;
|If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel&#039;s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.|Deuteronomy 22:28-29&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;TL;DR: Jews (of [[Jews did WTC|WTC fame]]), [[Christian|Christians]], and [[Islam|Muslims]] are perfectly fine with rape. Note: Atheists [[a cat is fine too|are fine with rape too.]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Why Rape is good==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Youdeserverape.jpg|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
===It saved Western Civilization===&lt;br /&gt;
John Petroski, the former Opinions Editor at &#039;&#039;The Recorder&#039;&#039; - a Central Connecticut State University publication - wrote a learned editorial titled &#039;&#039;Rape Only Hurts If You Fight It&#039;&#039;, in which he had this to say:&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Most people today would claim that rape is a terrible crime almost akin to murder but I strongly disagree. Far from a vile act, rape is a magical experience that benefits society as a whole. I realize many of you will disagree with this thesis but lend me your ears and I’m sure I’ll sway you towards a darkened alley.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;If it weren’t for rape, Western Civilization might not exist as we know it today. When the [[Romans]] were faced with a disproportionate ratio of women to men in the early kingdom, they had to do something, lest their fledgling society die for lack of sons. To solve their little dilemma, they did what any reasonable man would do: they threw a festival for their Sabine neighbors, and then stole and raped their women. It’s quite logical; in fact I don’t understand why the settlers at Plymouth didn’t do the same to the local Indians. It certainly would have saved on shipping costs.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Obviously, in the case of the Rape of the Sabines, rape was a tremendous help to society. The Sabine women, for their part, didn’t seem to mind so much, as they threw themselves between their brutish old Sabine husbands and their charming new Roman ones to prevent bloodshed when the Sabine men came to reclaim their wives. Yet even when society was totally against a rape, the raunchy act has benefited society too. Where would the Romans be, after all, if it weren’t for the Rape of Lucretia infuriating the people to the point of overthrowing their last king, Lucius Tarquinius Super-Bus? If it weren’t for that event, the world might never have had the Roman Republic for a pristine example of a flawless government.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Rape’s glorious advantages are not, however, exclusively found from 2,000-year-old examples. In actuality, rape’s advantages can very much be seen today. Take ugly women, for example. If it weren’t for rape, how would they ever know the joy of intercourse with a man who isn’t drunk? In a society as plastic-conscious as our own, are we really to believe that some man would ever sleep with a girl resembling a wildebeest if he didn’t have a few schnapps in him? Of course he wouldn’t, at least no self-respecting man would, but therein lies the beauty of rape. No self-respecting man would rape in the first place, so ugly women are guaranteed a romp with not only a sober man, but a bad boy too, and we all know how much ladies like the bad boy.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Ugly women are not, however, the only people who benefit from rape– prisoners enjoy its many perks, too. What, after all, would possibly be more boring than spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day? The answer, of course, is spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day and never getting some hot action. With rape, prisoners never have to worry about that. Instead, they merely need worry about treating their rapists with enough love and respect to earn a quick reach-around.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;But if there is one bread and butter reason for why rape should not only be accepted, but even endorsed, it is because our news editors are in dire need of interesting stories for our front page. Bookstore stories? Fossils? One dollar coins? Please. Now, some interracial gang rape action? Yeah, that’s the ticket.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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===[http://web.archive.org/web/20101031064238/http://www.bhawd.org/sitefiles/TblMrs/tmchap3.html It can be used as a Medical Treatment]===&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Provider:&#039;&#039;&#039; OK Mary, now I am going to put in the speculum. I have warmed it up.  Can you feel how warm it is?&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary:&#039;&#039;&#039; Yes, I can feel it.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Provider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Now I am separating the outer lips of your vagina and beginning to put it in. Can you feel it? How are you feeling now?&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary:&#039;&#039;&#039; OK, I&#039;m OK. (A little nervously)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Provider:&#039;&#039;&#039; I am going really slowly. Remember to breathe deeply. Are you still in your rose garden (or other &amp;quot;safe&amp;quot; place)? What color are the roses? My favorite is yellow. How are you?&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary:&#039;&#039;&#039; It&#039;s OK.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Provider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Tell me when you are ready to have me put it in further.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary:&#039;&#039;&#039; It&#039;s up to you.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Provider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Now I am putting it in further. How is this?&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Mary:&#039;&#039;&#039;   No. No.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Provider:&#039;&#039;&#039; OK. Now I have stopped. Breathe deeply, Mary. Smell the roses. Should we pick one? Are you still holding that finger? We just have a little further to go. Tell me when you are ready.&lt;br /&gt;
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===It&#039;s simply cool===&lt;br /&gt;
Among people who rape are [[God]], [[Josef Fritzel]], [[Heather Howland]], [[Muhammad]], [[Bill Clinton]], [[William Tecumseh Sherman]], [[Piss|R. Kelly]], [[Kobe Bryant]], [[Daddy|your dad]], [[Bill Cosby]], and pretty much anyone else who is or ever has been cool.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;yuzAUP7d8eM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Even beta Indian Men who otherwise won&#039;t be able to rape in public think its cool by some Hindu ritual known as &amp;quot;Daily Rape&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;(ending has some feminist whore talking about womenz strength, but fuck her, she knows that she loves rape)&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Why rape doesn&#039;t exist==&lt;br /&gt;
Rape is what happens when a woman says no to sex. However, according to the philosopher [[House]], you can&#039;t say no if it isn&#039;t a question. And according to [[Shit|Nickelback]], sex is never a question. Therefore rape is impossible.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, the conviction rate for rape is less than 10% and 3/10 &amp;quot;rape victims&amp;quot; will later go on to admit they falsified the story. The false accusations of rape are so prevalent that it was proposed for all rape cases the jurors be read a passage stating the tendency for false allegations, but this didn&#039;t pass into law as it may influence cases adversely. { src =  Sexual Assault and the Justice Gap: A Question of Attitude }&lt;br /&gt;
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==Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{fv|Rape videos|background-color: white; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;fjIuPSuYSOY&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Patrice Oneal Defending Rape Jokes&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;fPDm5n163Hg&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Rape is an effect crime detour-ant and motivator for self improvement&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;NmpAx8Z5z40&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Money can buy Rape&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;DdZscG4jPrU&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|Sending a pic of yourself to your rapevictim&#039;s friend]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;8Q7FFjUpVLg&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Rape music and coincidently the national anthem of [[Josef Fritzl|Austria]].&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;yj4LnfkdJDM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Squeal like a pig!&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;itnh4UtGmWk&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Superwoman was [[almost raped]] as a child&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;8FCmUM2eB6k&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
{{cg||RapePix|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:A double bill of rape.jpg|Form an orderly queue&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_Face.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mouth Rape.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Maritalrape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:18952-truth-about-9-11-10-facts-you-need-know-sick-ass-shot.jpg|This is how you do it to yourself&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ensemble_rape.jpg|Gang rape, now conveniently packaged. Ain&#039;t modern life grand?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dolphin.gif|Dolphins like rape too&lt;br /&gt;
File:zed spicrape.gif|This is how it&#039;s done in Mexico, hombre. &lt;br /&gt;
File:Indicked.jpg|Rape is widely accepted as being hilarious by everyone, including [[TV|mainstream media]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:EvilDick.png|Some cultures value making women embrace &amp;quot;evil dick&amp;quot; over superhero penises&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dog_rape_cat2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Inoue gonna get raped.jpg|[[Lesbians|Men aren&#039;t the only ones who do it]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:I_was_on_fa.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_cd.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:UnreasonablysafeGB1990rapebook.jpg|Makes a great coffee table book&lt;br /&gt;
File:Massivebutthurt.png|Massive butthurt via [[Something Awful]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Tiredgay.png|Athletic rape&lt;br /&gt;
File:Boyd5.jpg|This man is a hero.&lt;br /&gt;
File:SweetTenderLove.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rule of rape poster1.jpg|99.9% of women fantasize about rape, so surprise her tonight.&lt;br /&gt;
File:lesbianhorsemouth.jpg|[[X? In my Y?|Lesbians, in my Rape?]] It&#039;s more likely than you think!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Tailsrapescosmodemotivator.JPG|Rape:It only hurts if you fight it.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sickfuckfurryhumor1.jpg|[[Furfags]] rape their prey...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lolnigger.jpg|...As do niggers.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mariolbathtubrape.jpg|[[Mario]] likes to rape too.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gay assault.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:GmanGif.gif|Typical rapist&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dead Mouse Rape.jpg|[[Necrophilia|It&#039;s not rape if they&#039;re dead]]!&lt;br /&gt;
File:gantrape.png|Gant will not hesitate to rape you.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dograper.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;BOY RAPES DOG TO DEATH,GETS CAUGHT WITH PANTS DOWN BY THE OWNERS.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Noliekrape.jpg|Someone no liek teh 450+ rules of Rape? :(&lt;br /&gt;
File:lulzguyrape.jpg|You have been warned.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Grammar_school_rape_demotivator.jpg|This is how grammar school boys do it.&lt;br /&gt;
File:James Spear demotivator.jpg|Brags that he raped [[at least 100]] people.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dt22 28b.jpg|Look at that smile! Women secretly love it.&lt;br /&gt;
File:RAPEISSEXY.jpg|Contrary to popular belief, rape is actually sexy.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Snowman Rape.gif|Even snowmen rape.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapeguy.jpg|Guy gonna get his rape on.&lt;br /&gt;
File:That_kid_looks_like_he_just_died_inside.jpg|That ranga looks like he just died inside&lt;br /&gt;
File:You_gonna_get_it.jpg|You gonna get it!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jeffcorwin1.jpg|Rape in the wild&lt;br /&gt;
File:Autofellatio2.jpg|Self Rape [you know you wish you could do that]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Caring Bear.gif|Rape, rated E for Everyone. (Pedobear&#039;s cousin, Ampulolibear).&lt;br /&gt;
File:rainrape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lolisharrassingashota.jpg|A [[shota]] being gangraped by a [[zerg rush|swarm]] of [[lolis]]. Can you spot [[littlecloud]] in the picture?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Pyramid head Jaws raep.jpg|[[Raep]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:rapetastik.png|Raping in Japan is like saying hello.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Roofiesposter.jpg|Roofies are a big help &lt;br /&gt;
File:Gonnagetraped.jpg|Are you also gonna get raped?&lt;br /&gt;
File:John_Petroski.jpeg|If it&#039;s written on [[Serious business|Page 7]], it must be true.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Daterape.jpg|Date rape.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape victim.jpg|Being a [[4chan]] [[luser]] is [[asking for it]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gonna get raped cat.PNG|Even [[cat|kitty]] knows what&#039;s gonna happen to you&lt;br /&gt;
File:Teen_Tikkop_Raped_My_Dog.jpg|It wasn&#039;t [[drug#meth|tik]]. The dog was [[asking for it]]. Plus, if it barks it&#039;s not raep.&lt;br /&gt;
File:assrapekitty.jpg|A special type of rape.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Swampert rape.png|Rape is acceptable if it makes moar Mudkipz&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gynaecology-1822.jpg|Rape was still happening hundreds of years ago.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapeyou.jpg|[[Cats]] love to get raped, so do [[women]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jack Spicer about to get raped.jpg|He knows he can&#039;t prevent it&lt;br /&gt;
File:rapeprevention.jpg|If you get an [[erection]] at any time you are a rapist.  Only this device can save you from being a rapist.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_is_fine_too.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris Chan.JPG|Typical rape blog&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jacksonfriendly.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lincoln_rape.jpg|Honest Abe [[pedobear|approves]]!&lt;br /&gt;
File:SurpriseButtsecksElevator.jpg|[[Rebecca_Watson|Not even safe in the elevator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:SnakeRapesIke.jpg|Rape is also [[Rule 34|present]] in [[video games]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ninjarape.jpg|April O&#039;Neal doesn&#039;t fight the inevitable.&lt;br /&gt;
File:FMA_Rape.jpg|Rape plays an important part in [[animu]]...&lt;br /&gt;
File:moarkenshirobuttsex.jpg|...of practically every kind.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Foxbunny.jpg|Rape is even common in the [[furry|animal kingdom]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapist_Extraordinaire!!!.jpg|Derik Millstead, an extraordinary rapist.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jewfarckle.jpg|She is!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Reverse_necrophilia1.jpg|Reverse [[necrophilia]] or skeleton rape?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fly rape french.jpg|[[French]] people like to rape gigantic houseflies.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapedemotivator.JPG|Here it is.&lt;br /&gt;
File:FalseRapeEvidence.gif &lt;br /&gt;
File:ManImprisonedFor28YearsAllegationDreamRape.jpg &lt;br /&gt;
File:UnderageSexSocietyDifferences.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:WomenLikeToBeRapedSoGiveItToThem.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:OrcaWinfreyRapeSchool.jpg|Bagging game at Oprah&#039;s [[South African]] Rape Safari!&lt;br /&gt;
File:rape.jpg|To obtain your own license to rape, please contact your local passport issuing agency.&lt;br /&gt;
File:areyousure.jpg|I&#039;d rape her [[for the lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Doonesburyrape.gif|&#039;Nuff said!&lt;br /&gt;
File:DOUBLE_RAPE_PARTY.jpg|Neither of the two parties were consensual. e.g. [[DOUBLE NIGGER|DOUBLE RAPE]] PARTY!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bear rapes hunter.jpg|Even bears love to rape.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Central Park Rape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:GRAPE.jpg| gRAPE&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bobrape.jpg|Even in 90&#039;s shows&lt;br /&gt;
File:demotivator.png|It&#039;s not rape if they can&#039;t talk!&lt;br /&gt;
File:You cant escape the rape.gif|[[Chris-chan|You can&#039;t escape the rape!]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Coffing female rape.jpg|Pokemanz can rape you too. It&#039;s awwwwriiiight.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Raep macro.jpg|The ultimate secret all-time female fantasy.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Medieval rape.jpg|Rape has existed since medieval times, and [[sick fuck]]s still find it funny!&lt;br /&gt;
File:bad idea is bad.jpg|[[Lion]] rape is important in every culture&lt;br /&gt;
File:Tiger pig leather3.jpg|If only spotting a rapist was this easy.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Itsnotrape.jpg|Not rape at all&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bambi gets raped by hunter.jpg|[[disney|Bambi]] gets raped.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Asians and deer.jpg|Raping [[beastiality|a deer]] and [[azn]] seem the same when running at full speed.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lesnarraep.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Run-bitch-run.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Pyramid_head_raep_tiem.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blackrapeberry.jpg|Rape is much funnier when you record it on your mobile phone&lt;br /&gt;
File:BigBenRape.jpg|White? Quarterback?  Championships?  No charges will be filed.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Cera rape victim.jpg|Even awkward, quirky Hollywood celebrities get in on the fun!&lt;br /&gt;
File:rapefruit.jpg|Mmmm...&lt;br /&gt;
File:TypicalRussian.jpg|Proof that all Russians are rapists.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ohdamnbastards.jpg|Either before or after a raping party, never forget to celebrate!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Randomdce drops himself in it.jpg|Inadvertantly letting all your friends on [[Facebook]] know that you use Google to look up and fap to &#039;rape&#039; is probably not the best thing to do.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dildogun.jpg|Use this to rape at long range.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mel Gibson Girl Rape.jpg|[[Mel Gibson]] on rape.&lt;br /&gt;
File:FAGTRAINUNDER.gif|[[Man Train|Perpetual rape machine]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chandler pyramid head.jpg|[[Chris Chan]] is pyramid head.&lt;br /&gt;
File:RealMenDoIt001.jpg| Wow, she&#039;s calling you out as a pussy for not raping, like a real man.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rule34AMD.JPG| AMD CPU always feature auto-rape.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape-Ayumi.jpg|Life&#039;s tough choices.&lt;br /&gt;
File:drunkgirl.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:MagicalKeyboard.png|You wish.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Justin_Bieber_-_Rape_Happens_For_A_Reason.jpg|Justin says you were raped for a [[asking for it|reason]]!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wape.jpg|Even Elmer Fudd wants to get his wape on.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapecat.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:BabyRape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:David Bowie Rapist.jpg|[http://therealsgm.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/dickheaddetox-david-bowie-jimmy-page.html Fun Fact: David Bowie is actually a rapist and a pedo.]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Multirape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape parrot.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:CCSU_Op_Editor_Calls_Rape_Magical.png|The international community of rape scholars weigh in&lt;br /&gt;
File:Raperape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:zed submit2rape.gif|This girl&#039;s taking the path of submission....and boy, look at her moan!&lt;br /&gt;
File:JailRapeTattoo.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_-_Elephant_Ass_Rape.jpg|Fun fact: Most large animals love to rape humans for fun.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alcohol_&amp;amp;_Rape_-_Date_Rape_Countdown.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:How to stop rape.jpg|How to escape a rapist&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape!.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape-isnt-funny.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:RapeDollars.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:RapeSpider_and_his_rapecannon.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:RapeSpiderirl.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_GOP_Scale.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_In_a_box.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_Just_Do_It.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_Origins.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_Rodent.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_by_Seth.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_in_a_can.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_is_NOT_Funny_-_WebComic.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_is_like.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_motivator.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_of_Nanking.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_utah.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_victim2.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapebot.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapeconvo.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Raped_3_times.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Raped_also.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapedcwc.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapefalcon.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapehimwithbans.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapehouse.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapeisnotajoke.PNG&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapeposter.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Raperodorepar.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapes.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapespiderdarius.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapespiderlikesjager.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapespiderrush.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapetastik.PNG&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapetattoo.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapetime.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapetime.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapist.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapistinadress.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapistsearch.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Melancholy_Of_Haruhi_Suzumiya_-_Rape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Atfirstrapelol.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;}}&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Quotes==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{center|&lt;br /&gt;
{{morphquote|mq2|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|There is no such thing as rape. Any female who leaves her rightful place in the house and the kitchen is fucking begging for cock in her holes. If she gets the cock she so badly is asking for, it&#039;s not fucking rape, it&#039;s a damn slut getting what she fucking deserves. Males still rule this fucking world. In most of the world, a fucking bitch can get killed for looking at a man straight in the eye.|[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/893139/292849343 A wise Tartlet]&lt;br /&gt;
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|You should never rape anyone. Unless you have a reason, like you want to fuck someone and they won&#039;t let you. In which case, what other option do you have? How else are you supposed to have an orgasm in their body if you don&#039;t rape &#039;em... like [[wtf|what the fuck]]?|[[Louis CK]], explaining why [[women|people]] [[asking for it|get raped]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|You shouldn’t have been a woman&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You shouldn’t have had a cunt&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You deserved it&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&#039;cause you’re a dumb cunt&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;[Pre-chorus:]&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;D-U-M-B C-U-N-T&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;[Chorus:]&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You deserved it, you deserved it, you deserved it, you’re a dumb cunt&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You should’ve worn a chastity belt&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You should’ve volunteered to fuck him&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You should’ve been ugly&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;I hate you because you’re a woman&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;[Pre-chorus]&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;[Chorus]|[[Anal Cunt|I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It]] [http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/analcunt/itjustgetworse.html#1]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|You just came from a Bikini Kill concert&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You felt like a strong independent woman&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;Two guys were having a “rape the ugliest cunt possible” contest&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You weren’t a strong woman anymore&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;[Chorus:]&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;I’m glad you got raped&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;You stupid dyke cunt&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;I’m glad you got raped&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&#039;cause you’re a stupid dyke cunt&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;I laughed as I watched him rape you&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;Then I bought him a few beers&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;Every year on the anniversary of your rape&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;I send him a Thank You card, you stupid fucking dyke cunt&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;[Chorus]|[[Anal Cunt|I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You]] [http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/analcunt/itjustgetworse.html#12]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dead2.jpg|180px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Almost Raped]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape culture]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[You Gonna Get Raped]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Baby fuck|Baby Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Josef Fritzl|Basement rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Battle Raper]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Justin Bieber|Ear rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gay Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[GHB]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Determination]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hawaiian Dicking]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Here Comes The Airplane]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Motherless]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jackie Coakley]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vigouroux|Not-Actually-Raped-I&#039;m-Just-Whining-For-Attention Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dianne Thorley|Rape by 1,000 Arabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Patrick Hamm]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape Checklist]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape Clock]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape Kit]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rapelay]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[rape.sh]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[B&amp;amp;]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sleep sex|Sleep Rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[YouTube Rape Video]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Burt Reynolds|Deliverance]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
 [https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/ Jewbo rapes Rachel Marsden hard core style, than he dumps her live on wiki-pedo-ia, then in return she sells his shit he left at her place on shitty ebay!!!]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.queerty.com/disgust-4-teens-rape-classmate-with-hockey-stick-and-broom-20090511 Broom Handle and Hockey stick Rape]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.lovepanky.com/women/dating-men-tips-for-women/what-should-you-do-if-you-get-raped-on-a-date What to Do if You get Raped - A Complete Guide]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.oddee.com/item_98705.aspx Anti-Rape Devices list, As if that would work, Try them for the lulz tho]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.change.org/petitions/petition-for-encyclopedia-dramatica-to-take-down-rape-page These folks are petitioning to take this page about rape down. Well, the only appropriate response to them would be DO IT FAGGOT!]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.avoiceformen.com/feminism/study-reveals-female-rape-victims-enjoyed-the-experience/ Study Reveals Female Rape Victims Enjoyed the Experience]&lt;br /&gt;
* {{wayback|http://www.israpefunny.com|20131217024202|title=Lulzy hack of a well-known anti-rape site}} {{archive|MLlor}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{facebook|ajkeith|If you&#039;re in Garden City hire this professional rapist for that bitch}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{archive|9Ne60|According to Jordan Hoffman, buying tickets to a &amp;quot;women only&amp;quot; Wonder Woman screening is now rape}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;WIKISAINTSDEFENSE: YO, DONT FUCK WITH WIKINIGGERS, YO WE ARE BAD WIKIMOTHERFUCKERS, [[WE LL BLOODY BLOCK YOUR WIKIACCOUNTS!!!&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/BiggyBobby&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;]]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;H1&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WMF-WTF-WMF!!! IM GAY WIKINIGGER YO!!! IM CURRENTLY CHILLING IN DA HOOD WITH MY SHEMALE BITCHES YO!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg|700px|]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
IM CURRENTLY BUSY CHILLING IN MY HOOD WITH MY NASTY WIKIBITCHES... YO SAY HELLO TO MY NIGGLETS AND NIGGERETTES: KonstantinaG07 (EPIC LOSER&#039;S TOP WHORE):&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:KonstantinaG07&amp;amp;action=history), tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm, amandaNP... all were raped by [[jimbo Wales]] just like Rachel Marsden was!!! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Jimmy_Wales&amp;amp;action=history!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg|900px|center|thumb|YO, DONT FUCK WITH WIKINIGGERS, YO WE ARE BAD WIKIMOTHERFUCKERS, [[WE LL BLOODY BLOCK YOUR WIKIACCOUNTS!!!&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/BiggyBobby&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;]]]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877353</id>
		<title>User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877353"/>
		<updated>2024-07-24T00:42:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;WIKISAINTSDEFENSE: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;H1&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WMF-WTF-WMF!!! IM GAY WIKINIGGER YO!!! IM CURRENTLY CHILLING IN DA HOOD WITH MY SHEMALE BITCHES YO!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg|700px|]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
IM CURRENTLY BUSY CHILLING IN MY HOOD WITH MY NASTY WIKIBITCHES... YO SAY HELLO TO MY NIGGLETS AND NIGGERETTES: KonstantinaG07 (EPIC LOSER&#039;S TOP WHORE):&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:KonstantinaG07&amp;amp;action=history), tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm, amandaNP... all were raped by [[jimbo Wales]] just like Rachel Marsden was!!! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Jimmy_Wales&amp;amp;action=history!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg|900px|center|thumb|YO, DONT FUCK WITH WIKINIGGERS, YO WE ARE BAD WIKIMOTHERFUCKERS, [[WE LL BLOODY BLOCK YOUR WIKIACCOUNTS!!!]]]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877352</id>
		<title>User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877352"/>
		<updated>2024-07-24T00:41:56Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;WIKISAINTSDEFENSE: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;H1&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WMF-WTF-WMF!!! IM GAY WIKINIGGER YO!!! IM CURRENTLY CHILLING IN DA HOOD WITH MY SHEMALE BITCHES YO!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg|700px|]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
IM CURRENTLY BUSY CHILLING IN MY HOOD WITH MY NASTY WIKIBITCHES... YO SAY HELLO TO MY NIGGLETS AND NIGGERETTES: KonstantinaG07 (EPIC LOSER&#039;S TOP WHORE):&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:KonstantinaG07&amp;amp;action=history), tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm, amandaNP... all were raped by [[jimbo Wales]] just like Rachel Marsden was!!! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Jimmy_Wales&amp;amp;action=history!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg|900px|center|thumb|YO, DONT FUCK WITH WIKINIGGERS, YO WE ARE BAD WIKIMOTHERFUCKERS, WE LL BLOCK YOUR WIKIACCOUNTS!!!]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877351</id>
		<title>User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877351"/>
		<updated>2024-07-24T00:41:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;WIKISAINTSDEFENSE: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;H1&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WMF-WTF-WMF!!! IM GAY WIKINIGGER YO!!! IM CURRENTLY CHILLING IN DA HOOD WITH MY SHEMALE BITCHES YO!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg|700px|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
IM CURRENTLY BUSY CHILLING IN MY HOOD WITH MY NASTY WIKIBITCHES... YO SAY HELLO TO MY NIGGLETS AND NIGGERETTES: KonstantinaG07 (EPIC LOSER&#039;S TOP WHORE):&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:KonstantinaG07&amp;amp;action=history), tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm, amandaNP... all were raped by [[jimbo Wales]] just like Rachel Marsden was!!! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Jimmy_Wales&amp;amp;action=history!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg|900px|center|thumb|YO, DONT FUCK WITH WIKINIGGERS, YO WE ARE BAD WIKIMOTHERFUCKERS, WE LL BLOCK YOUR WIKIACCOUNTS!!!]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877350</id>
		<title>User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877350"/>
		<updated>2024-07-24T00:40:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;WIKISAINTSDEFENSE: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;H1&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WMF-WTF-WMF!!! IM GAY WIKINIGGER YO!!! IM CURRENTLY CHILLING IN DA HOOD WITH MY SHEMALE BITCHES YO!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
IM CURRENTLY BUSY CHILLING IN MY HOOD WITH MY NASTY WIKIBITCHES... YO SAY HELLO TO MY NIGGLETS AND NIGGERETTES: KonstantinaG07 (EPIC LOSER&#039;S TOP WHORE):&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:KonstantinaG07&amp;amp;action=history), tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm, amandaNP... all were raped by [[jimbo Wales]] just like Rachel Marsden was!!! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Jimmy_Wales&amp;amp;action=history!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg|900px|center|thumb|YO, DONT FUCK WITH WIKINIGGERS,YO WE ARE BAD WIKIMOTHERFUCKERS, WE LL BLOCK YOUR WIKIACCOUNTS!!!]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877348</id>
		<title>User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877348"/>
		<updated>2024-07-24T00:39:55Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;WIKISAINTSDEFENSE: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;H1&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WMF-WTF-WMF!!! IM GAY WIKINIGGER YO!!! IM CURRENTLY CHILLING IN DA HOOD WITH MY SHEMALE BITCHES YO!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
IM CURRENTLY BUSY CHILLING IN MY HOOD WITH MY NASTY WIKIBITCHES... YO SAY HELLO TO MY NIGGLETS AND NIGGERETTES: KonstantinaG07 (EPIC LOSER&#039;S TOP WHORE):&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:KonstantinaG07&amp;amp;action=history), tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm, amandaNP... all were raped by [[jimbo Wales]] just like Rachel Marsden was!!! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Jimmy_Wales&amp;amp;action=history!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg|900px|center| YO, DONT FUCK WITH WIKINIGGERS, YO WE ARE BAD WIKIMOTHERFUCKERS, WE LL BLOCK YOUR WIKIACCOUNTS!!!]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877347</id>
		<title>User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877347"/>
		<updated>2024-07-24T00:39:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;WIKISAINTSDEFENSE: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;H1&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WMF-WTF-WMF!!! IM GAY WIKINIGGER YO!!! IM CURRENTLY CHILLING IN DA HOOD WITH MY SHEMALE BITCHES YO!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
IM CURRENTLY BUSY CHILLING IN MY HOOD WITH MY NASTY WIKIBITCHES... YO SAY HELLO TO MY NIGGLETS AND NIGGERETTES: KonstantinaG07 (EPIC LOSER&#039;S TOP WHORE):&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:KonstantinaG07&amp;amp;action=history), tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm, amandaNP... all were raped by [[jimbo Wales]] just like Rachel Marsden was!!! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Jimmy_Wales&amp;amp;action=history!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg|900px|thumb|center| YO, DONT FUCK WITH WIKINIGGERS, YO!!!]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877346</id>
		<title>User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877346"/>
		<updated>2024-07-24T00:35:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;WIKISAINTSDEFENSE: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;H1&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WMF-WTF-WMF!!! IM GAY WIKINIGGER YO!!! IM CURRENTLY CHILLING IN DA HOOD WITH MY SHEMALE BITCHES YO!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
IM CURRENTLY BUSY CHILLING IN MY HOOD WITH MY NASTY WIKIBITCHES... YO SAY HELLO TO MY NIGGLETS AND NIGGERETTES: KonstantinaG07 (EPIC LOSER&#039;S TOP WHORE):&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:KonstantinaG07&amp;amp;action=history), tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm, amandaNP... all were raped by [[jimbo Wales]] just like Rachel Marsden was!!! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Jimmy_Wales&amp;amp;action=history!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg|1100px|thumb|center| YO, DONT FUCK WITH WIKINIGGERS, YO!!!]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877345</id>
		<title>User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877345"/>
		<updated>2024-07-24T00:34:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;WIKISAINTSDEFENSE: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;H1&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WMF-WTF-WMF!!! IM GAY WIKINIGGER YO!!! IM CURRENTLY CHILLING IN DA HOOD WITH MY SHEMALE BITCHES YO!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
IM CURRENTLY BUSY CHILLING IN MY HOOD WITH MY NASTY WIKIBITCHES... YO SAY HELLO TO MY NIGGLETS AND NIGGERETTES: KonstantinaG07 (EPIC LOSER&#039;S TOP WHORE):&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:KonstantinaG07&amp;amp;action=history), tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm, amandaNP... all were raped by [[jimbo Wales]] just like Rachel Marsden was!!! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Jimmy_Wales&amp;amp;action=history!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg||thumb|center|1100px| YO, DONT FUCK WITH WIKINIGGERS, YO!!!]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877344</id>
		<title>User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877344"/>
		<updated>2024-07-24T00:34:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;WIKISAINTSDEFENSE: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;H1&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WMF-WTF-WMF!!! IM GAY WIKINIGGER YO!!! IM CURRENTLY CHILLING IN DA HOOD WITH MY SHEMALE BITCHES YO!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
IM CURRENTLY BUSY CHILLING IN MY HOOD WITH MY NASTY WIKIBITCHES... YO SAY HELLO TO MY NIGGLETS AND NIGGERETTES: KonstantinaG07 (EPIC LOSER&#039;S TOP WHORE):&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:KonstantinaG07&amp;amp;action=history), tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm, amandaNP... all were raped by [[jimbo Wales]] just like Rachel Marsden was!!! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Jimmy_Wales&amp;amp;action=history!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg||thumb|center|1100px| YO, DONT FUCK WITH WIKINIGGERS, YO!!!]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877343</id>
		<title>User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877343"/>
		<updated>2024-07-24T00:32:46Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;WIKISAINTSDEFENSE: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;H1&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WMF-WTF-WMF!!! IM GAY WIKINIGGER YO!!! IM CURRENTLY CHILLING IN DA HOOD WITH MY SHEMALE BITCHES YO!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
IM CURRENTLY BUSY CHILLING IN MY HOOD WITH MY NASTY WIKIBITCHES... YO SAY HELLO TO MY NIGGLETS AND NIGGERETTES: KonstantinaG07 (EPIC LOSER&#039;S TOP WHORE):&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:KonstantinaG07&amp;amp;action=history), tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm, amandaNP... all were raped by [[jimbo Wales]] just like Rachel Marsden was!!! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Jimmy_Wales&amp;amp;action=history!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BlackShirtSaysNigger.jpg|thumb|center| YO, DONT FUCK WITH WIKINIGGERS, YO!!!]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877342</id>
		<title>User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE&amp;diff=1877342"/>
		<updated>2024-07-24T00:31:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;WIKISAINTSDEFENSE: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;H1&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WMF-WTF-WMF!!! IM GAY WIKINIGGER YO!!! IM CURRENTLY CHILLING IN DA HOOD WITH MY SHEMALE BITCHES YO!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
IM CURRENTLY BUSY CHILLING IN MY HOOD WITH MY NASTY WIKIBITCHES... YO SAY HELLO TO MY NIGGLETS AND NIGGERETTES: KonstantinaG07 (EPIC LOSER&#039;S TOP WHORE:&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:KonstantinaG07&amp;amp;action=history), tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm, amandaNP... all were raped by [[jimbo Wales]] just like Rachel Marsden was &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Jimmy_Wales&amp;amp;action=history!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;H1&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WMF-WTF-WMF!!! IM GAY WIKINIGGER YO!!! IM CURRENTLY CHILLING IN THE HOOD WITH MY SHEMALE BITCHES YO!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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IM CURRENTLY BUSY CHILLING IN MY HOOD WITH MY NASTY WIKIBITCHES... YO SAY HELLO TO MY NIGGLETS AND NIGGERETTES: KonstantinaG07 (EPIC LOSER&#039;S TOP WHORE:&lt;br /&gt;
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https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:KonstantinaG07&amp;amp;action=history), tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm, amandaNP... all were raped by [[jimbo Wales]] just like Rachel Marsden was &lt;br /&gt;
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https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Jimmy_Wales&amp;amp;action=history!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Simple Wikipedia</title>
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:SimpleWikipediaVagina.png|thumb|I don&#039;t understand this article! What is this hard core wiki[[sex]] you speak of?]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Simple Wikipedia Asshole.JPG|thumb|[[An hero|An word]] [[DO NOT WANT|does not like.]][https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Asshole&amp;amp;oldid=1484253]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Simple Wikipedia&#039;&#039;&#039; aka MONERABRAIN is a [[Wikipedia]] that supposedly is for bona fide [[Retards|people learning the English language]]. In actuality, it serves as a place where [[Jimbo|Jimbocrats]] try to make another shithole club. It uses [[Simple English|English for babies]] &amp;amp; English for super [[Special Education|retards]] and makes [[ESL]] students really look like idiots by saying that English learners actually involve themselves in this utmost shit where violations of great saints is norm in fact it&#039;s higlhy encouraged&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;archive.is/XSEXQ&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. It is used if the real wiki article is [[TL;DR|TL;DR]]. Some of the wikipedo aka wikidiots who can&#039;t &#039;keep up&#039; with wikishit on normal wikipedoia so they end up here in the land of simple, absurd stupidity. One can not get any more stupid than on simple wikipedoia but what did you expect, that is wikipedoia&#039;a norm. Wikipedia stands for truth, justice &amp;amp; absolute garbage.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Commendations==&lt;br /&gt;
The creation of Simple Wikipedia was applauded by the [[Juggalo|Down Syndrome Society]], [[George W. Bush]] and [[at least 100]] [[LiveJournal]] communities.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Criticism==&lt;br /&gt;
Answering the inquiry if Simple Wikipedia was a joke, another user responded:&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;font-style:italic;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;No it is far from a joke. I go there, and I work hard there, don&#039;t call it a joke. It&#039;s very helpful to people. I showed it to some of the people here in rehab and they use simple English Wikipedia. You people are mean, its just for help with young children, and people like those that take part in ESOL.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(Note: it seems doubtful that [[Anorexia|emaciated]] junkies in rehab would show any interest in anything, no matter how &#039;simply&#039; presented it was)&lt;br /&gt;
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Apart from being [[lulz|laughed]] at, Simple Wikipedia has called upon the scorn of philosophers all over the world by referring to [[philosophy]] as abstract ideas.&lt;br /&gt;
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Simple Wikipedia has also garnered its fair share of controversy. The most infamous case is that of [[Nice try|Bradd Gimpy]], a [[13 year old boy]] from [[Oniontown]] who had an IQ of [[Rule 34|34]]. While Bradd&#039;s parents were having [[Sex|sexual intercourse]] in the adjoining room, Bradd started surfing Simple Wikipedia by himself. This proved to be the last thing Bradd would ever do; Bradd became so excited about &#039;wikuhpedia durr speakung muh ung languiguhh uh&#039; (his words, not ours), that he dragged the computer monitor onto himself. Bradd died in hospital [[at least 100]] hours later due to internal bleeding.&lt;br /&gt;
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This horrible incident led many doctors specialized in mental health to dismiss Simple Wikipedia as dangerous towards those who suffer from a mental handicap. This has caused a schism in the psychiatric community, which in turn has caused many firefights between psychiatrists.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some electricians have voiced concern over the rise of blackouts across the world due to [[retard]]s flocking to Simple Wikipedia. This can be attributed to many Simple Wikipedia-users&#039; habit of drooling into the keyboards, therefore causing power grids to lock down, and leaving many citizens without electricity.&lt;br /&gt;
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Others think that it serves as a platform for bullying anyone who doesn&#039;t agree with the [[bureaucratic fuck|most popular admin clique]] and their dickhead followers. Anyone who doesn&#039;t do what the suck-up-to-Jimbo wants them to do gets treated like a witch on Simple English Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
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==&#039;Simple Wikipedia&#039; and technological advancement==&lt;br /&gt;
Not too long ago, [[some argue]]d that the effects of technological advancement would make humanity lazy, [[fat]] and dumb. They were proven wrong by the fact that today&#039;s inhabitants of [[Kansas]] are lazy, fat and dumb &#039;&#039;without&#039;&#039; having &#039;&#039;any&#039;&#039; form of technological advancement for [[at least 100 years]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In fact, Simple Wikipedia &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; a sign that humanity is getting &#039;&#039;&#039;even more&#039;&#039;&#039; fucked up. We all know that [[retard]]s aren&#039;t &#039;stupid&#039;; retards are just habitually lazy and mean, just like [[fat]] people.&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, this site is trying to teach them &amp;quot;The Basics&amp;quot;, which many people of that mental capacity were once not allowed access.&lt;br /&gt;
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==&#039;Simple Wikipedia&#039; as a sign of the impending Apocalypse==&lt;br /&gt;
References to intellectual decay are found in all the world&#039;s [[Religion|holy books]]. For that reason, [[some argue]] that the creation of &#039;Simple Wikipedia&#039; is a sign of the impending Apocalypse.&lt;br /&gt;
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Many [[christian]]s deem [[Jimbo Wales]] to be the Antichrist after finding &#039;666&#039; embedded deep in Simple Wikipedia&#039;s coding, and Abdul Hamid Al-Salami&#039;s Al-Falfa movement has declared a [[jihad]] on Simple Wikipedia, stating that it was invented by [[Satan]] to draw people into its Claw Of Intellectual Numbness in the wake of the Djahim, the [[Muslim]] version of the [[apocalypse]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Simple Wikipedia nearly came to an end when [[bureaucratic fuck]] Netoholic was [[rape]]d and desysopped.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Simplism==&lt;br /&gt;
Simple Wikipedia gave rise to the religion now known as Simplism. It is mostly practiced by [[fat]] [[goths]] who are tired of pretending to know all about [[Ayn Rand]] and Nietzsche. Instead, they consider Simple Wikipedia to be the one and only way to intellectual salvation. When confronted with arguments on the degenerative side-effects of reading Simple Wikipedia, they answer that &#039;&#039;it is fun to know a lot of very special things in simple English!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Meet the Christian Clique==&lt;br /&gt;
Recently, a user named ChristianMan16, banned on the English Wikipedia as HornetMan16, came to the idiot hole. Later on, two more editors arrived, all with the same viewpoints ([[Christian]], USA [[conservative]], and [[republican|nutty racist retards]]) and communicated with each other, like a big MySpace network of sucky shit. They all edited similar articles, and made friends. There&#039;s for writing an &#039;&#039;encyclopedia!&#039;&#039; But the retards at SEW actually tolerated this, as it was actually an improvement (which is not much of an accomplishment).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Stats==&lt;br /&gt;
Up to date, there are &#039;&#039;&#039;18&#039;&#039;&#039; active [[bureaucratic fuck]]s in Simple. Two are bureaucrats Blockinblox and Archer7. There is also Creol, a retard who was sysoped after two times of crying out loud: &amp;quot;[[Cyde|God]] Save The Wiki&amp;quot;! Vector, an [[Italian]] is also known for his simple English, Vermont aka Christopher Gates who has no balls. He is currently the super fag on simple wikipedoia. Dude has no idea what&#039;s happening on wikipedias. He thinks simple wiki (just like big wiki) is the place for child porn,  so he uploads all sorts of sick porno to get his daily fix of wikipedoporn.&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/ Jewbo rapes Rachel Marsden hard core style, than he dumps her live on wiki-pedo-ia, then in return she sells his shit he left at her place on shitty ebay!!!]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker felon antandrus (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page A DURRRR]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encyclopedia_Dramatica It acknowledges our .se branch, unlike the English Wikipedia - and even links to it!]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug Simple Wikipedia on drugs] - Slightly better than the [[Drug|ED article on the same]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simple_English_GFDL Simple English GFDL] - Sucks goat shlong, which seems [[ironic]] but probably isn&#039;t&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators Bureaucratic Fucks on Simple]&lt;br /&gt;
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Somebody needs to mention the weird articles wikipedia has, like [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engrish Engrish] -- [[User:B1KWikis|B1KWikis]] 23:08, 4 December 2011 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:greetings: if you are inclined, you may add them [[Wikipedia&#039;s Greatest Hits|here]]. -&#039;&#039;[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]&#039;&#039; [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:00, 5 December 2011 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
::oh yeah and we have an article on [[Engrish]]. &amp;lt;3 -&#039;&#039;[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]&#039;&#039; [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:01, 5 December 2011 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I know, but the fact that &#039;&#039;wikipedia&#039;&#039;, of all stuck up sites, has it is hilarious XD [[User:B1KWikis|B1KWikis]] 01:26, 5 December 2011 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
::::*check out [[Portal:Wikipedia|the portal]]. :D -&#039;&#039;[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]&#039;&#039; [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 04:46, 5 December 2011 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== New Terms of use / May 2012 ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Anything on this?  --[[User:Glenda Jackson|Glenda Jackson]] 13:30, 23 May 2012 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== TOW ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Excuse my newfaggotry, but how do you get the abbreviation &amp;quot;TOW&amp;quot; from &amp;quot;Wikipedia&amp;quot;? What does it stand for? —[[User:BlittleMcNælsen|BlittleMcNælsen]] 22:27, 25 May 2012 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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:The Other Wiki {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} 23:30, 25 May 2012 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== HOLY FUCKNUTS JIMBO DID &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;9/11&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; A PORN SITE!!! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[user:solarra|Solarra]] dropped the motherload in irc from her cell phone. http://mobile.wnd.com/2012/12/heres-your-correction-wikipedia-founder/ [[User:Armucat|Armucat]] 02:33, 18 December 2012 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== spam the talk page ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Administrators set the example and [[Lies|never]] get into edit wars with each other. So if you don&#039;t like something in the article, talk about it here. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 07:15, 8 June 2013 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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:I just saw you and another admin (who kept calling you &amp;quot;Babyfur&amp;quot;) having an edit war of epic proportions last night. At least ours was productive [[User:Dbaggins|Dbaggins]] 07:20, 8 June 2013 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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:: I can see now that my quote sucks and I have come to realise that many might like the Hipcrime quote, alltough I personally don&#039;t like it. Good luck to you all! --[[User:Nujen|Nujen]] 07:30, 8 June 2013 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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::: Never said either of you did anything wrong. My primary concern was that another admin might not find this edit war as entertaining as I did. I should have protected the article for no more than 15 minutes, an hour was pretty lame and overkill. It won&#039;t happen again. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 10:21, 8 June 2013 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::: Nah you&#039;re cool. That Wikipedia article is a pile of shit anyway. No amount of edits or edit wars can bring it back from the depths. [[User:Dbaggins|Dbaggins]] 15:54, 8 June 2013 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::that quote was put there by Meepsheep, and i;m inclined to believe it&#039;s better than what replaced it: &amp;quot;HOLY SHIT LOSERS, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR NARCISSISTIC TL;DR TEXTS!!!1&amp;quot;, otherwise i would have left it. -&#039;&#039;[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]&#039;&#039; [[File:Nyan micro sig.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 14:16, 8 June 2013 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Regarding WP:DICK ==&lt;br /&gt;
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http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_be_a_dick&lt;br /&gt;
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I think it was moved to Wikimedia instead of Wikipedia. I&#039;m not sure whether it is a policy or &amp;quot;essay&amp;quot; ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Essay ) {{unsigned|स्वागतम्}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Wikipedia redirects it to Meta. Maybe the blatant hypocrisy was just too much for them. [[User:VX|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; background:black;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&#039;&#039;&#039;VX&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:VX|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#2B60DE; background:black;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;BREATHE DEEP&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 13:34, 27 November 2013 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
::That made me laugh. If they lock it down again we should copypasta. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 13:48, 27 November 2013 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== missing images ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Wikipedia_crack_babies.png|Wikipedia has helpful hints for new mothers!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:TOW.png|[[Oh_exploitable|Oh exploitable!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia_Asian_Cumshot_For_Dollar.png|Your donations...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Sues_facial.png| ...hard at work&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia_greed.png| I need your money&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia_blame.png| Its your fault I need your money&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedo_Doin_It_Right.png | They can be Uncyclopedians when they choose to&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedo_Doin_It_Right_2.png | More proof&lt;br /&gt;
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:-&#039;&#039;[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]&#039;&#039; [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 23:03, 25 December 2014 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Wikipedia/Censorship Wikipedia Censorship]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Wikipedia/Problems Wikipedia Problems]&lt;br /&gt;
* Ex co-founder Larry Sanger: Wikipedia is now Propaganda [https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/internet/wikipedia-cofounder-says-site-is-now-propaganda-for-leftleaning-establishment/news-story/72c3c7a0c6aa3b6d86ae2c542258b28c][https://humansarefree.com/2021/07/propaganda-wikipedia-co-founder-rich-and-powerful-manipulators.html]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Saddam Hussein and Iraqi people, especially Sunnis are getting fucked in death too...wikitrash cant leave him alone... &amp;quot;free country&amp;quot; america on &amp;quot;free encyclopedia&amp;quot; wikipedia!!! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;YES, WIKIHOMOPEDOIANS LOVE TO SADDAMIZE SADDAM THE WIKIHARDCORE STYLE: https://archive.is/wip/llGqA&lt;br /&gt;
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== Rachel Marsden Seciton Needed!!! REAL DRAMA! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Right now my time is limited to write this and wikipedia corpse flies wikimaggots, wikifaggots are BS-ing around my work (bums have time on their hands) and myspace edits too.. but this is really good...jewbo had marathon sex with her, then she became used goods to him (as all women are) andhe dumped her live on wikipedia, while she sold his shit he left at her placve on ebay! Yup,one good turn deserves another... wikipedia hates women,not many bitches left...konstantinaG07 aka vorsetzer dumbass https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q2534353&amp;amp;action=history, tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm (wasted bitch on wikibooks)... because EPIC and other useless https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Stewards#List_of_current_stewards wasted stewards bastards disaster raped them all..&lt;br /&gt;
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http//theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2015/10/how-wikipedia-is-hostile-to-women/411619/ WIKIPEDIA HATES WOMEN AS THEY SAY: WOMYN&lt;br /&gt;
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===ELIZIUM23 IS ALAWAYS RIGHT LIKE 1234QWER1234QWER4 AND OTHER DUMB WIKIFUCKS, SO PAGES HAVE TO BE LOCKED UP AND INTERNET SAINT CARLO ACUTIS REMAINS BLESSED===&lt;br /&gt;
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READ BELOW HOW SAINTS MEAN NOTHING TO WIKIPEDIAFAGGOTS...YUP WIKIPEDIA SAINTS DRAMA..&lt;br /&gt;
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TYPICAL WIKIDRAMA WHERE SAINTS MEAN NOTHING AND STUPID JDIOTS DONT KNOW WHAT IS SAINT WWHAT IS BLESSED: AS IS IN CASE OF ELIZIUM23 TYPICAL WIKIFUCKuP...&lt;br /&gt;
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https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q2939142&amp;amp;action=history&lt;br /&gt;
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: DONE!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE|WIKISAINTSDEFENSE]] ([[User talk:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE|talk]]) 00:29, 24 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Once most religious country (with Malta n Portugal) hates Christianity... antandrus n ciacho5 make sure that is well known!!! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja:Jezus_Chrystus&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=73041008&lt;br /&gt;
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== FOR THE RECORD..How wikipedia/wiki-pedo-ia/wiki-pee-doia operates... as inside agents since 2005...I know all there is... wikipedia hides its crimes, using all inclusinve policy allows - you can write about PEDOPHILES... THERE ARE 1000S OF ARTICLES ON GROWN UP MEN FUCKING LIL BOYS AND LIL GIRLS... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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THESE BASTARDS aka senior editors HAVE 1000000000000 EDITS AND THEY USE THAT TO THEIR ADVANTAGE ACROSS WIKIS...OVER TIME TRASH GAIN CONVIDENCE, SO NO MATTER HOW ERONG THEY ARE THEIR EDITS WILL STAY  (XXblackburn/cat, javaHurricane, antandrus the felon stalker, leonidlednev, dannyS712, vermont, ehrlich91,dungodung et al) AND OHTER BLIND WIKITRASH WILL FOLLOW..WIKIPEDIA: WHERE BLIND LEAD THE BLIND...AND FUCK THE SAINTS TOO IS THEIR IDEOLOGY:&lt;br /&gt;
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POPE JP2 GRADUATED HS WITH FLYING COLORS ON MAY 14 1938... BUT SOME FAGGOT DID NOT LIKE IT,SO IT WAS TAKEN DOWN...THEY EVEN BLACKLSITED GREAT SAINT BUT THIS IS ONLY ONE SAMPLE OUT OF MANY..BUT ENOUGH OF ME WASTING TIME ON SHITTY,INGRATE ED ON SAME LEVEL OF WIKISCUM ETERNAL!&lt;br /&gt;
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archive.is/XSEXQ&lt;br /&gt;
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simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Pope_John_Paul_II&amp;amp;action=history&amp;amp;offset=&amp;amp;limit=500&lt;br /&gt;
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wiki-PEDO-ia: world&#039;s top place for pedophiles gatherings; WIKIPEDOIA IS BASED ON PORN AS JIMBO STARTED WITH BOMIS HARDCORE PORN SITE, THUS HIS NAME JIM-BO(MIS):&lt;br /&gt;
ritualabuse.us/ritualabuse/articles/wikipedia-has-a-long-history-of-problems/ AND GROWING EXPONENTIALLY EVERY DAY, ESPECIALLY IT&#039;S UTMOST WIKICULTURE OF UTMOST WIKIGNORANCE, WIKIARROGANCE!!!&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.pcworld.com/article/525199/the_15_biggest_wikipedia_blunders.html WIKIPEDIA ENORMOUS MISTAKES, OF COURSE - THE USUAL nbcnews.com/id/wbna32588168 wikipedia GARB&#039;A&#039;GE &amp;quot;encyclopedia&amp;quot; collossal mistakes = THANKS TO BLIND, STUPID EDTORS AND USELESS ADMINISTRATORS&lt;br /&gt;
www.thestreet.com/personal-finance/credit-cards/does-wikipedia-have-dirty-secret-12805865 WIKIMEDIA MAY HAVE DIRTY IMAGES OF LIL CHILDREN BEING RAPED? DUH, THEY HAVE TONS OF THEM!!!&lt;br /&gt;
www.foxnews.com/tech/exclusive-pedophiles-find-a-home-on-wikipedia  like @jimbo Wales @jeff G. @tuvalkin et al @elcobolla from shitty commons&lt;br /&gt;
www.opindia.com/2020/08/larry-sanger-wikipedia-wikimedia-commons-hosted-paedophilic-pornography-content&lt;br /&gt;
www.foxnews.com/tech/wikipedia-abandons-efforts-to-purge-porn-from-online-encyclopedia wikipedoia abandons going after pedophiles, of course, they are the pedophiles&lt;br /&gt;
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== How to beat wikipedia system (and its wasted stewards aka jewbo&#039;s stupid slaves) and have your edits stay, DO NOT GET CAUGHT BUT THERE IS MUCH MORE TO IT!!!  ==&lt;br /&gt;
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If they revert your shit dont do it more than 3 times, unless you want to beat them in editwars and show them they are are losers like XXBlacburnXX/koavf et al is XXchildrapistXx who also used illegal DOS attacks (you need access to other IP provider,make sure other party does not know who is it)when he tried to beat me in marathon edit war when I was totally unprepared,othewise I can go easy 24 hours...&lt;br /&gt;
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en.wikinews.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Polish_president_and_first_lady_lie_in_state_ahead_of_funeral&amp;amp;action=history&amp;amp;offset=&amp;amp;limit=1500&lt;br /&gt;
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create accounts for spccific topic, &lt;br /&gt;
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use same IP for each account,make sure when you log in,you log out with same ip,thus wikitrash ipcheckers like bsadowski1 hs droputout bum loser,will not trace u...&lt;br /&gt;
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do not edit articles outside their category&lt;br /&gt;
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but thats more than enough for free advice,email me fore more with your credit card info!&lt;br /&gt;
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ETERNAL MUDDY WIKIWASTE OF LIFE https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Stewards#List_of_current_stewards&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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مؤسسة ويكيميديا&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: left;&amp;quot; | Chief Turd [[Jimbo Wales]], Special Needs Kammendatessa [[hipster|Lila Tretikov]] (lol [https://www.vice.com/en/article/bmvnam/wikimedia-foundation-executive-director-lila-tretikov-resigns]), Master of Bratwurst Shits [[Erik Möller]] (lol canned)&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: left;&amp;quot; | [https://wikimediafoundation.org/ wikimediafoundation.org]&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Wikimedia Foundation, Inc.&#039;&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;&#039;WMF Wikimedia Foundation Misinformation Disinformation... 21st century greatest &amp;quot;intelligence&amp;quot; failure&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Homosexuality&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=3070401,&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;) is an alleged charity, neo Nazi, [[Nazi]] sauerkraut factory located in [[San Francisco]], [[California]], at the corner of Turd and Taylor. But it is in fact a criminal front organization for a global [[terrorist]] [[conspiracy]] rivaling Islamic State, [[Al-Qaeda]], [[Scientology]], and the [[Furluminati]]. Although it is physically located in California, it is chartered under the laws of [[Florida]] for the purpose of [[tax]] fraud and [[Centipede filled vagina|vaginal grip-strength testing]]. The Wikimedia Foundation is the tax-exempt cover agency for Wikipedia. The Wikimedia Foundation thinks they are the center of worldwide knowledge on the internet, which we all know is untrue because that position has been filled by [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].&lt;br /&gt;
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According to the [[Internet Watch Foundation]], the WMF has waged a campaign of terror across [[Web 2.0]]. Its leader, the outlaw war-pussy Jimmy Wales, known to his [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|fanatical followers]] as &amp;quot;[[Jimbo]],&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;[[Jewbo]]&amp;quot; have defrauded gullible donors for billions of dollars under the guise of helping a mysterious and likely fake &amp;quot;[[The child in Africa|child in Africa]].&amp;quot; They never stop begging for money. To cover up their illegal activities Wikimedia now has a special post office box in Washington DC to collect money from perverted Wikipedos. Other purposes for the WMF include sausage manufacturing and insertion, plus the smuggling of fat ugly [[Russian]] hookers into the Tenderloin. Many slorgs are kept in vats of puke in the basement, and [[your mom]] lives in the penthouse with a baby elephant covered in [[penises]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:wmfarmory.png|thumb|WMF&#039;s Sieg-Heil-quarters, also the central warehouse facility for their massive collection of 4-foot-long black dildos and Ayn Rand novels.]]&lt;br /&gt;
As shown below, WMF is the [[mother]] of everything related to Jimbo Wales&#039; cash cows and [[Diaper Boy|diaper]] laundromats spawning a number of greasy lard-ass tentacles, such as: &lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Wikimedia Commons]]: created by micro-Hitler [[Erik Möller]] in 2004, where wikipedos keep all the multimedia files they have stolen from the internets throughout the years, which they call &amp;quot;free content&amp;quot; material. Not to mention thousands of photos of their own tiny little genitals.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wiktionary]]: betcha didn&#039;t know they had a dictionary. Neither do they.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikiquote]: full of material stolen directly from &#039;&#039;Bartlett&#039;s&#039;&#039; and other websites. Loves Douglas Adams.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikiversity]]: Jimbo&#039;s attempt to infest [[college|academia]], dying since 2011. &lt;br /&gt;
*[https://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikinews]: just like [[Faux News]] but dumber and screamier, completely incompetent management, and dying since 2011. It&#039;s main editor, uhhh... I mean, it&#039;s only contributor is a loser with no life PI Zero.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikibooks]: allegedly a collection of free textbooks, available under the [[GFDL]] license. Wikibooks includes [[Childlove|Wikijunior]] and piles of utter trivial shit material no one in their right mind would put on paper. Also dying since 2011.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Uncyclopedia]]: the &#039;&#039;magnum opus&#039;&#039; of boredom, [[stupidity]] and everything [[unfunny]]. People will claim that Uncyclopedia, the most tedious &amp;quot;comedy site&amp;quot; in history, has no connection to Wikipedia. That would be wrong: Uncyclopedia is hosted by Jimbo&#039;s company [[Wikia]] and is infested with Wikipedians.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Simple Wikipedia]: a special place for special ESL morons.&lt;br /&gt;
*And other [[TOW|shit]]. Including Wikipedias in 288 languages, most of which are basically &amp;quot;dead&amp;quot; projects. It costs almost nothing to host these minor projects, because English Wikipedia (and Commons, as the image repository) gets the greatest share of traffic. Everything else the WMF does is an afterthought, usually created to make them look &amp;quot;more important&amp;quot; and more &amp;quot;charity-ish&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Diagram ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fundraising==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sue and WMF staffers drink champagne with dollar bills.jpg|thumb|Mad pimpin&#039;, yo (please note that two of these &amp;quot;people&amp;quot; no longer work there, lol)]]&lt;br /&gt;
The Wikimedia Foundation has amassed &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;$42 million&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;$55 million&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;$75 million&#039;&#039;&#039; in donations[https://donate.wikimedia.org/wiki/Ways_to_Give] from pimply nerds who believe their donations go towards keeping the servers going&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Contact_us/Donors|}}&#039;&#039;&#039; and regular maintenance stuff. But the fact is, these donations are wasted on horribly mismanaged software development initiatives and outreach work, much of it designed to close the [[gendergap]]. Apparently, someone counted how many chicks there are in the Wikipedia community, despite the fact that the Wikipedia community is obsessed with gender anonymity and riddled with trannies and intersex people like Wikimedia&#039;s pothead [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Kalliope_%28WMF%29 Kalliope Tsouroupidou]. The result of this totally accurate scientific study was that the Wikipedia community is full of sexually disoriented men![https://www.dailydot.com/irl/wikipedia-gender-gap-discussion/] Because women can not wrap their delicate little womanheads around wiki-markup, Wikipedia has condescendingly awarded them the gift of the VisualEditurd... their punishment for not being in the kitchen.&lt;br /&gt;
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Why do people keep on giving, even though the Wikimedia Foundation has too much money already? Simple, really. Participants in this scam claim that the Wikimedia Foundation is poor.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|1=Mr Gerard joked that due to the site&#039;s limited financial resources, some of its infrastructure relied on &amp;quot;gaffer tape and string&amp;quot;.|2=The [[BBC]]|3=who are [https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19148151 easily fooled]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|1=Here&#039;s why it hasn&#039;t happened:  We&#039;re poor.  It&#039;s that simple.  We don&#039;t have a lot of money to pay large teams of app developers.|2=&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|Jorm_(WMF)|Jorm}}&#039;&#039;&#039;|3=[https://www.quora.com/Wikipedia-for-Mobile/Why-is-the-Wikipedia-iOS-app-so-bad lying through his teeth] about why the Wikipedia app for [[Apple|iOS devices]] is so bad}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank goodness these donors are getting their money&#039;s worth:&lt;br /&gt;
{{squote|“The Foundation has a &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;miserable cost/benefit ratio and for years now has spent millions on software development without producing anything that actually works&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;; the feeling is that the whole operation is held together with the goodwill of its volunteers and the more stupid Foundation managers are seriously hacking them off”}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== FAQ on WMF ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wikijunior pet.JPG|thumb|125px|[[Pedobear|Wikijunior pet]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;What is the mission of the Foundation ?&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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The mission of the WMF is to empower Jimbo Wales and his henchmen (particularly the [[Wikipedia Jews]] and oddly the [[Mormon]]s), by collecting [[NPOV|carefully chosen information]] under a [[lie|free content license]], and to disseminate it globally, according to the [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Is WMF a charity?&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
Sorta. In the same way that the [[Scientology|Church of Scientology]] could be considered a charity.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Which projects do they support?&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**Jimbo Wales&#039; washing machine &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|SW4bn|}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Role-playing]] games&lt;br /&gt;
**General racketeering&lt;br /&gt;
**Shitty broken extensions like [[MoodBar]], [[wikipedia:WP:VE|VisualEditor]] and [[wikipedia:WP:FLOW|Flow]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Where does the money come from?&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Through donations of [https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/Archive:Press_releases/Khosla_Gift retarded philanthropists], who have no clue that Jimbo spends their money on whores and Mad Dog 20/20. [https://www.smh.com.au/technology/wikipedias-jimmy-wales-accused-of-expenses-rort-20080305-gds3ve.html] Oh, and also from, er, &amp;quot;private benefactors&amp;quot;. [https://wikimediafoundation.org/support/benefactors/] Some of whom are allowed to edit their own Wikipedia articles, because Jimbo wuv them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Does WMF have audited financial statements?&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
Yes. Their auditor is KPMG. KPMG is the premier accounting firm when it comes to creating tax shelters and inventing the newest tax evasion schemes. They are currently facing thousands of lawsuits from investors, bankrupt corporations and state and local governments, not to mention huge bills for meth and Ecstasy. Plus, Wikipedia being as corrupt as it is, KPMG is allowed to edit their own Wikipedia article. Badly. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KPMG#Controversies]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Does WMF files a tax return?&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
Yes. KPMG prepares it. You can access their tax return for free at guidestar.org - just register and a minute later you will have a template to create a non-profit scam. To create a bank holding company and apply for TARP funding - visit fdic.gov - detailed instructions provided. If you are too lazy to register and see Wikimedia foundation&#039;s tax return - here is a summary of the most important details, processed for extra lulz and &#039;&#039;accuracy&#039;&#039;:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Revenue:             &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;$6,500,000 (donations and the like)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;$42 million in 2012 and $55 mill in 2014&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Expenses:            $~2,500,000 (actual hosting costs)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Scam fees:           $1,500,000 (auditors fee to keep the scam going)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Profit for &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;owners&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; embezzlers and parasites:   $FUCKTON&lt;br /&gt;
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*Lila&#039;s salary:       $  280,000&lt;br /&gt;
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*Möller&#039;s butt plugs  $  180,000 &lt;br /&gt;
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*Wikipedia&#039;s Admins:  $        0&lt;br /&gt;
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*You:                 $        0&lt;br /&gt;
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*Jimbo&#039;s salary:      $ Jimbo is paid in Russian hookers and glow-in-the-dark broken condoms&lt;br /&gt;
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== Some of the butt-faces and former butt-faces at the Wikimedia Foundation ==&lt;br /&gt;
What you might notice about all the following faces is that they are almost all white. What you might not know is that each of these white faces has been replaced with [[immigrants|H1B visa holders]] of varying shades of brown. The toppest positions are still held by whitey, but the Foundation has followed in the footsteps of many in the [[San Francisco Bay Area|Silicon Valley]] and [[nothing of value was lost|dumped these struggling honkeys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Capt Wales.jpg|Jimmy Wales, Con Man, [[Liar|Sole Founder]] of [[TOW]]. &lt;br /&gt;
File:Philippe Beaudette crop.jpeg|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpcl|Philippe_(WMF)|Philippe Beaudette}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, resigned for unstated health reasons&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mako sexy.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpcl|Benjamin_Mako_Hill|Mako}}&#039;&#039;&#039; when he was still sexy&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ting Chen.jpg|[[Azn|New Chairman]] Grorious Hi Supreme Reader Ting Chen (lol quit) &lt;br /&gt;
File:Stu West.jpg|Stu West, underpants gnome, installed by Marc Andreessen as his spy. Quit in 2015 becuz [[lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Samuel Klein.jpg|Samuel Klein, whore wrangler&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jan-Bart de Vreede.jpg|Jan-Bart de Vreede, batshit insane, runs hosting company in Netherlands that WMF uses&lt;br /&gt;
File:Kat Walsh.jpg|Kat Walsh, Wikimedian, who [[Ironholds]] &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|NWWY7#selection-433.1-453.42|likes to pin to the wall}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Arne Klempert.jpg|Arne Klempert (LOL TOSSED)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Matt Halprin.jpg|Matt Halprin, spy sent by Pierre Omidyar (Lol gone 2013)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bishakha Datta.jpg|Bishakha Datta, token Indian&lt;br /&gt;
File:Phoebe Ayers.jpg|Phoebe Ayers, BA in Engrish literature, a librarian who wants to destroy libraries and replace them with Wikipedia&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Anthere.gif|[[Florence Devouard|Florence Nibart-Devouard]], deposed chair &#039;&#039;&#039;LOL FIRED&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Joady Lohr.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|Joady_Lohr|Joady Lohr}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, the idiot responsible for hiring these people&lt;br /&gt;
File:Steven Walling and hen.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|Steven_(WMF)|Steven}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, &amp;quot;product manager&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;&#039;LOL FIRED&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jorm will watch as you helplessly struggle to find a better online encyclopedia.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|Jorm_(WMF)|Jorm}}&#039;&#039;&#039; would like your donations plz (LOL HISTORY)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jorm ED.png|On second thought, Jorm proposes a vastly superior use of your money. &#039;&#039;&#039;LOL FIRED&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Oliver Keyes.jpg|[[Ironholds]], disgraced former Wikipedia sysop, now employed by the WMF (LOL quit in disgust 2016}&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikipedia aspie tattoos.jpg|These tattoos might as well say &#039;I will never meet a woman&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sue and WMF Staffers drinking champagne 2013-03-08.jpg|WMF waves to that African kid Jimbo won&#039;t shut up about&lt;br /&gt;
File:That child in Africa is now a Wikipedian.jpg|[[The child in Africa]] is all grown up and has [[slave|an unpaid position]] at the Foundation&lt;br /&gt;
File:Deskana fapfapfap.jpg|Donkey-dicked Deskana, aka Dan Garry, Master of Pokemons&lt;br /&gt;
File:Steven Zhang barnstar tattoo.jpg|Wikipedia tattoos are always an excellent life decision&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ryan Kaldari.jpg|Ryan Corbett Smith, aka &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpcl|Kaldari}}&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpcl|Ryan_Kaldari|Ryan Kaldari}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. The latest in a series of Foundation employees to be desysopped in disgrace. It was [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&amp;amp;t=4141 discovered] he operates &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://snuffster.com a site dedicated to mocking dead children]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (site gutted after his faggotry was exposed) after he accused a contributor of making fun of the [[deceased Wikipedians#Jackson Peebles|suicide of a Wikipedian]].&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive831#Sock_puppetry_by_an_admin|1}}&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wptl|Jimbo_Wales/Archive_158#Thought_you_should_know|2}}&#039;&#039;&#039; [https://www.dailydot.com/debug/wikipedia-sockpuppet-ryan-kaldari/ 3]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sarah Stierch (WMF).jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpcl|SarahStierch|Sarah Stierch}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, whose salary from the Foundation was so low that she had to take a paid editing gig, which embarrassed the Jimbo, so she was fired. It turns out that Stierch was making much less than the male employees of the Foundation. &#039;&#039;&#039;LOL FIRED&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Brett Gibbs.jpg|[https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bgibbs_(WMF)_photo.jpg Brett Gibbs], aka &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpcl|Pine}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. BFF with missing-dong collector &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpcl|Dcoetzee}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, left 2015; after only 3 months in his &amp;quot;job&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Angela Beesley]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tentacle rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Erik Möller]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironholds]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/ Jewbo rapes Rachel Marsden hard core style, than he dumps her live on wiki-pedo-ia, then in return she sells his shit he left at her place on shitty ebay!!!]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker felon antandrus (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx -Approved by Jewbo Wales&#039;s umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice!!!]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://wikimediafoundation.org/ Wikimedia]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://mashable.com/archive/wikimedia-foundation WMF goes to Africa]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://wikimediafoundation.org/about/jobs/ They&#039;re hiring! Now it&#039;s your chance to infiltrate]&lt;br /&gt;
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|They even have this policy, it&#039;s WP colon DICK, it&#039;s called &#039;&#039;&#039;don&#039;t be a dick&#039;&#039;&#039; and it&#039;s fucking hilarious because &#039;&#039;&#039;they&#039;re all fucking dicks&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[hipcrime]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Dear Wikipedia readers: We are the small non-profit that runs the #5 website in the world. We have only 150 staff but serve 500 million users, and have costs like any other top site: servers, power, programs, and staff. Wikipedia is something special. It is like a library or a public park. It is like a temple for the mind, a place we can all go to think and learn. To protect our independence, we&#039;ll never run ads. We take no government funds. We survive on donations averaging about $30. Now is the time we ask. If everyone reading this gave $3, our fundraiser would be done within an hour. If Wikipedia is useful to you, take one minute to keep it online and ad-free another year. Please help us forget fundraising and get back to Wikipedia. Thank you.|TOW begging [[Jews]] for their [[Jew golds]].&lt;br /&gt;
|And you will never find a more wretched hive of pseudoskeptical, atheistic scum and villainy. We must be cautious.|With apologies to Sir Alec Guinness&lt;br /&gt;
|Great idea, wrong species|E.O. Wilson (on communism, but he meant Wikipedia)&lt;br /&gt;
|Verifiability, not truth|Wikipedo&#039;s content policy. It&#039;s okay to cite a supermarket tabloid as proof, provided you do cite it.&lt;br /&gt;
| [W]ithout the content[,] Wikipedia is just Facebook for ugly people[.] |Iridescent, Wikipedia administrator, 2015-07-31&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20231216202028/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Requests_for_adminship/Liz&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=673901499 Wikipedia talk:Requests for adminship/Liz: Difference between revisions, 2015-07-31]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:720px-Illustration of anal bead use svg.png|thumb|right|Vectored TOW porn. That means they spend time tracing over the lines.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wiki-fisting.png|thumb|The kind of [[shit]] you find on TOW. {{wikilink|Fisting|Added at Jimbo&#039;s /r/}}]] &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Wikipedia wobble.gif|thumb|BULLSHITTING INTENSIFIES]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Multiple orgasms using foreskin.mp4|thumb|right|The penises of many Wikipedia administrators are unable to do this, so they [[#Circumphilia_-_promotion_of_circumcision|use Wikipedia to promote cutting it off]] so they can feel less inferior. ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Stephen Pruitt - 5 million Wikipedia edits, 0 sex.jpg|thumb|Meet the Wiki-pedo-ian with the most edits. 6 million Wikipedia edits, 0 girlfriends followed by koafv aka JUSTINE ANTHONY KNAPP/KRAPP!!! ]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;World of Wikipedoia&#039;&#039;&#039;, or Wikipedia, is a blog justified by news pages from [[mainstream media|corrupt media]], which they refer to as &amp;quot;reliable sources&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://digdeeper.club:443/articles/wikipedia.xhtml#sources Wikipedia is the Ministry of Truth - Reliable sources - DigDeeper]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It is considered an &amp;quot;encyclopedia&amp;quot; and the best of [[humanity]], proof for to how the absolute [[mental retardation]] has contaminated the entire [[world]] population. Editiors plagiarize other people&#039;s work, they twist the words around and they boast how they are smart with new article creation or article &amp;quot;improvement.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Wikipedia also is a [[MMORPG|massive multiplayer online role-playing game]] in which some [[geek]] braggarts compete to paraphrase [[TL;DR]] information into a shorter, reader-friendlier format. However, unlike any other MMORPG, the major rewards and upgrades are to players&#039; perceived expertise on their own edits, which players can trade in for sparse IRL recognition or can add to their [[no life|sparse lists of personal accomplishments]].&lt;br /&gt;
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During gameplay, Wikipedia players can gain more authority as they progress, with &amp;quot;Administrator&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Double-O Licensed&amp;quot; rankings granting them access to GOD MODE. While the rules for winning the game are a tightly-kept secret, it is believed that the winner is treated to a night of accolades and praise from Wikipedia overlord [[Jimbo Wales]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Had Wikipedia not been infiltrated by propagandists and circumphiles long ago, it would at least be an attractive target for them.&lt;br /&gt;
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(There&#039;s also pieces of an &amp;quot;encyclopedia&amp;quot; buried in there, among the articles about [[anime]] fanboy crap and [[football]].)&lt;br /&gt;
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==What is a Wiki? An Example of Supreme Idiocy==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wiki-dictatorship.png|center|800px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:USS liberty - the final solution.png|thumb|&amp;quot;Verifiability above truth, and Israeli propaganda before either&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Semfaceani.gif|thumb|Not-so-subtle [[racism]] on the &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Facial_(sex_act)|facial page}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Charles_Darwin-Lincoln_dispute|Edit war dispute}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. A full out tribunal complete with e-court and e-arbitration and extra special e-punishment. The users are serving their e-sentences with 3-year bans and Wikipedia-style &amp;quot;house arrests&amp;quot; in which they cannot edit certain articles and must behave in a certain way. The entire argument stems from the fact that Charles Darwin and Abraham Lincoln share a birthday. This resulted in huge [[lulz]] for everyone else but none for them, while Wikipedophiles got all [[emo]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:USS_Liberty_incident|Talk page about USS Liberty}}&#039;&#039;&#039; in which [[Jayjg]] attempts to argue with the vice president of the USS Liberty Veterans Association about the Liberty incident. Yes, &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:USS_Liberty_incident/Archive_2#Hopefully_something_to_be_quickly_resolved_...|an Israeli agent involved in the cover-up}}&#039;&#039;&#039; is allowed to always have the last word on the article, not someone who was actually there and involved in the events in question.&lt;br /&gt;
*People who think that Wikipedia can love them back are always easy to troll. Case in point: &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wptl|Vanboto}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, who discovered that a few people guarded the article on the song &amp;quot;Rock Lobster&amp;quot; with a passion, reverting all edits which tried to insert the fact that it was once played on &#039;&#039;[[Family Guy]]&#039;&#039;. His response: a brave and bold display of insanity, petty reverts, harassment, personal attacks, irrelevant responses, and trolling. In short, clearly admin material if not for the fact that he was obviously there to have fun and not contribute in any meaningful way, as evidenced by his constant references to &#039;&#039;[[Fresh_Prince|The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;[[Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons]]&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;[[Pokemon]]&#039;&#039;. End result: a permaban and much drama. That&#039;ll do, [[troll]], that&#039;ll do... on the other hand, trolling wikipedos who think they&#039;re the &amp;quot;keymaster and gatekeeper&amp;quot; of articles is most necessary.&lt;br /&gt;
*The courageous protectors of Katie Couric have decided that citing [[South Park]] makes their [[butthurt]] and so it&#039;s OK to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/w/index.php?title=User_talk:87.69.176.81&amp;amp;diff=287041938&amp;amp;oldid=287022906 call people useless dicks and tell them to go fuck themselves]. To those who suffer from amnesia, [https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/1cgdy1/south-park-crap-verification here is the clip] that angered these [[faggot]]s and made them call the [[Waaaambulance]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:Hot_dog|The discussion page for the article on Hot dogs}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. It&#039;s about &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;10&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;38&#039;&#039;&#039; pages long and filled with drama. About HOT DOGS.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=wikipedia+vandalism&amp;amp;title=Special%3ASearch&amp;amp;profile=advanced&amp;amp;fulltext=1&amp;amp;ns0=1 Certain searches] mysteriously &amp;quot;failing&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|William_Shatner&#039;s_musical_career|William Shatner&#039;s musical career}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[John Seigenthaler Sr.]] - Exposing the Kennedy assassin. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:Feces/archive1|Their pants-wetting terror of poop}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:Semen|A bitchfest about an image of semen}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:Child_pornography|Talk page about Child pornography}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, their favorite subject. [[Wikipedos]] argue that the [[CP]] article needs moar CP plox. For further lulz, check out the archives.&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedia is somehow controlled by both the far right and the far left wing political parties at the same time, creating a paradox, without any lulz.&lt;br /&gt;
*A place to &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:Mudkip/Archive02#Anti-mudkip_bias|argue about discrimination against Mudkips}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, while providing images showing how one can keep [[Mudkip]]&#039;s fin erect.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:LAME|WP:LAME}}&#039;&#039;&#039; contains a full list of Wikipedia&#039;s dumbest content disputes - including full-out edit wars over everything from the height and weight of [[Street Fighter]] characters, whether the title of [[Avril Lavigne]]&#039;s hit single &amp;quot;I&#039;m with You&amp;quot; should have a capitalized &amp;quot;W&amp;quot;, the cup size of a female &#039;&#039;[[Final Fantasy]]&#039;&#039; character, to whether or not Daffy Duck fathered any children, and more - yes these were all real edit wars, [[srsly]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Songs_about_Wikipedia|A collection of fan-written songs about Wikipedia}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, most of which are stolen from well known popular songs (ex. &amp;quot;Doncha&#039; wish your Pedia was Free like Me?&amp;quot; - ripped off from a Pussycat Dolls single).&lt;br /&gt;
*What could possibly be more useful than &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Category:Living_people|a nine-trillion page category comprising an alphabetical list of all Wikipedia biographies with subjects who are currently still alive?}}&#039;&#039;&#039; Because obviously you can&#039;t trust the individual articles themselves and so this list is bound to be more up-to-date and reliable, not to mention convenient.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:No to Wikipedia.png|thumb|right|170px|&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Impact&amp;quot; size=&amp;quot;2pt&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Say NO to &#039;&#039;&#039;Wik&amp;amp;#8202;ipedia&#039;&#039;&#039;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Do not be tempted into the &amp;quot;encyclopedia&amp;quot; for the [[Poverty|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;poor&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]The Wikipedia game originally began as a plot to streamline the [[plagiarism]] of college essays.&lt;br /&gt;
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Said plot was evil, so naturally, a [[Jew]] was involved. Once the Jew realized that tricking narcissists into self-indentured servitude was an easy way to profit, he immediately began a campaign to turn all Google users into &amp;quot;contributors&amp;quot; to the full-blown cut and paste orgy of his design.&lt;br /&gt;
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The encyclopedic aspect of Wikipedia began as a butthurt reaction to its more popular predecessor, Encyclopedia Dramatica. Over time, Wikipedia began to feature more and more interesting topics like the lives of 17th century rabbis, characteristics of the 57th termite chromosome, and Hollywood films including one or more of the &#039;&#039;Sesame Street&#039;&#039; Muppets - in other words, content with no real relevance to internet culture. It now also functions as a limited medical journal (which is useless to its contributor base) and criminal resource for retards.&lt;br /&gt;
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TOW players, however, got a bit headstrong about the actual value of their contributions, and even the Jew conjurer himself began to think of it as the 21st Century&#039;s Library of Alexandria. Indeed, this sustains the standard &#039;&#039;modus operandi&#039;&#039; of Wikipedoes, Jews, Liberals and all who believe that re-writing pre-written facts garners respect from people who can&#039;t tell the difference and don&#039;t give a damn.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Progression through [[the Game]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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|Pseudo-scholarship (from pseudo- + scholarship) is a work (e.g., publication, lecture) or body of work &#039;&#039;&#039;that is presented as, but is not, the product of rigorous and objective study or research;&#039;&#039;&#039; the act of producing such work; or the pretended learning upon which it is based|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Pseudo-scholarship|Do go on...}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|Pseudohistory is akin to pseudoscience in that &#039;&#039;&#039;both forms of falsification are achieved using the methodology that purports to, but does not, adhere to the established standards of research for the given field of intellectual enquiry to which the pseudoscience claims to be a part, and which offers little or no supporting evidence for its plausibility.&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Pseudohistory|Tell me more...}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|&#039;&#039;&#039;You do!&#039;&#039;&#039; Yes, anyone can be bold and edit an existing article or create a new one, and &#039;&#039;&#039;volunteers do not need to have any formal training.&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Who_writes_Wikipedia%3F|&amp;quot;Who writes Wikipedia?&amp;quot;}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|Wikipedia is written largely by amateurs. &#039;&#039;&#039;Those with expert credentials are given no additional weight.&#039;&#039;&#039;|*cough* [[Essjay]] *cough* &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:About#Strengths.2C_weaknesses.2C_and_article_quality_in_Wikipedia|&amp;quot;Strengths and Weaknesses of Wikipedia&amp;quot;}}&#039;&#039;&#039; (it doesn&#039;t say whether this is a strength or a weakness)&lt;br /&gt;
|In Wikipedia, verifiability means that anyone using the encyclopedia can check that the information comes from a reliable source.|So why do you pretend to be an encyclopedia, when you&#039;ve admitted that you&#039;re just a link-farm?&lt;br /&gt;
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===How the Game Typically Progresses===&lt;br /&gt;
#You make edits to articles&lt;br /&gt;
#Your edits get reverted by [[aspie]] [[fucktard]]s&lt;br /&gt;
#You revert them back and they in turn revert again&lt;br /&gt;
#You bicker on the talk page of the article&lt;br /&gt;
#You whine about the aspies on the administrator noticeboards accusing them of being uncivil, they in turn accuse you of assuming bad faith&lt;br /&gt;
#You open a Request for Comment on their behavior&lt;br /&gt;
#You take them to arbitration&lt;br /&gt;
#Someone gets banned forever, normally the most sane person&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Jimbo]] profits&lt;br /&gt;
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===Grinding===&lt;br /&gt;
You grind by writing articles in a concise, yet obtuse way. This is achieved by ignoring copyediting rules and flavor your material with unwarranted sesquipedalianism (If you did not have to look up this word [[you]] are probably... See! The insulting remark appeared in your head! No one even had to spell it out for you!) It was rumored that by 2020 Wikipedia:s user base will be replaced with Google Paraphrase, a software in development.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Leveling up===&lt;br /&gt;
Each time someone complains to you on your user page, you have gained a level. This is easily achieved, since everything you do will yield complaint: both constructive work and vandalism.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Player versus player===&lt;br /&gt;
How to go player versus player in Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
#Remove a raw addition to an article which you easily could have fixed or replaced yourself, and which really does not do any harm. In the very least, it could be used as a pedagogical example for newcomers how an article &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; should be written.&lt;br /&gt;
#Write an essay on the talk page explaining why the addition was removed citing a lot of so called policies, guidelines and essays. Ignoring the fact that said rules, guidelines and essays was not created to stop newcomers, but to help them understand how Wikipedia works, and also was created to stop dickheads like yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
#Get your reversion contested.&lt;br /&gt;
#Initiate a voting game for how the issue should be handed.&lt;br /&gt;
#An administrator who is the [[judge]] in the voting games, rules in your favour despite the outcome, because he will never thwart the effort of a fellow avocation aficionado bureaucrat, despite how stupid [[you]] are.&lt;br /&gt;
#Run amok removing things over the whole site, citing said voting game as if Wikipedia was a court room.&lt;br /&gt;
#PROFIT!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Gaining Experience Points===&lt;br /&gt;
*1 vandal reversion = 1 exp (a &#039;&#039;vandal&#039;&#039; is defined as an editor with a different point of view than yours)&lt;br /&gt;
*1 legitimate edit to a page = 2 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 article created (assuming it stays) = 20 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 Good Article = 100 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 Featured Article = 200 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 report to AIV or UAA = 5 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 page deleted via AfD = 20 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 page deleted via PROD or CSD = 10 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 support for an [[Rfa]] = 20 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 article with POV or misinformation inserted into = 100 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 user blocked as a result of drama created = 50 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 instance of getting a page blocked = Over 9000 exp&lt;br /&gt;
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===TOW Ranks===&lt;br /&gt;
*Rollback &amp;gt; 10,000 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*Pending changes reviewer &amp;gt; 15,000 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*Template editor &amp;gt; 20,000 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*Administrator &amp;gt; 100,000 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*Bureaucrat &amp;gt; 500,000 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*Checkuser or Oversight &amp;gt; 500,000 exp&lt;br /&gt;
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==Why it&#039;s Generally a Huge Bucket of [[Pelican Shit]]==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Wiki lolrus.jpg|thumb|Yu hav no buket becos it is not in the nuspapers!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AEdunk.jpg|thumb|Encyclopædia Dramatica once again breaking its balls to 1up Wikipedia.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Allthegoodnames.JPG|thumb|135px|All the good names are taken...]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wikipedia article Lucas 2.5.png|right|thumb|Articles about [[memes]] aren&#039;t allowed, but things like this are???]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If I told you [[I Has a Bucket|I had a bucket]] and showed you the bucket, would you ask for a newspaper article to prove I had a bucket?|[[bucket Seal|210.9.136.63]] (talk) 12:53, 23 May 2008 (UTC)}}{{quote|Yes. Yes, we would. That&#039;s the way it works on Wikipedia.|Jew (talk · contribs) 12:57, 23 May 2008 (UTC)}}&lt;br /&gt;
Currently Wikipedia contains [[over 9000|4.8 million]] [[English]] articles, 4.8 million of which are [[Plagiarism|plagiarized]] from [[ED]], [[Britain|Encyclopedia Britannica]], or [[Futa]] sites. After edits from various [[moderator|admins, editors,]] [[trolls]] and [[vandals]], only 343 articles remain at least 50% factually accurate. This leaves Wikipedia on an academic par with &amp;quot;[[Star Wars]]: Incredible Cross-Sections: The Ultimate Guide to Star Wars Vehicles and Spacecraft&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;My First Book of Animals from A to Z&amp;quot;. All reputable universities and high schools have permabanned the use of Wikipedia in academic citations.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wikipedia has a policy that all articles in it needs a [[NPOV|neutral point of view]], but in reality it is a doublespeak that basically means &amp;quot;Write in a pro-[[communist]], pro-[[Israel]], pro-[[Liberalism]] view&amp;quot;, which is the exact reverse of neutrality. No wonder all the [[SJW]]s, Jewish Activists and [[Narcissist]] power maniacs are attracted to it. &lt;br /&gt;
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Wikipedia has a concept called WikiLove and has a policy of &amp;quot;[[Ass|ass-u-me]] good faith&amp;quot; amongst its contributors. This is a vital policy because there is no good faith among any of [[Wikipedos]], so it is necessary to at least pretend that the other guy isn&#039;t out there to be an asshole. &lt;br /&gt;
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Wikipedia&#039;s new March 2007 rules demand that an administrator proves he has a higher (PhD) degree if he [https://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/12/technology/12wiki.html claims] he has one. So far that [[bullshit]] [[lie]] to the public has not been enforced.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wikipedia has very weak armor and only a level 3 shield. Thus, they are open to a flanking attack from pretty much anybody. And since they have about eighty updates per second, it&#039;s easy for a small but fatally incorrect change to slip through unnoticed. Also, Wikipedia is quite prone to [[hivemind]], since everybody wants to be an [[admin]], and disagreeing with Wikipedia admins is an easy way to not become one.&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[administrators]] of Wikipedia are generally open-source advocates and therefore tend to have no knowledge of how to run a successful website. They are constantly arguing with each other over how often the [[GNAA]] Wikipedia article should be nominated for [[VFD|Articles for Deletion]] section, disregarding the [[Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines]] which prevent multiple attempts. They delete the important sites, but keep the [[bullshit]]. Like: &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Fart_lighting|Fart lighting}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Actually, the only thing in which Wikipedia [[fap|beats]] [[ED]] in is a higher percentage of [[vandal]] users. For a prime example, see: [[Sceptre]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Contributors to Wikipedia are not valued. Bimbo Wales has said that editing is a privilege, so you are not really donating your time by editing articles. Most contributions (images, text, etc.) are actually [[deleted]], and the users with the most power ([[Administrators]], Bureaucrats, etc.) contribute the least content to the site. The site is so [[shitty]] that it is pointless to try to improve it. The best way to fix it would be to just delete it and start over.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{squote|Wikipedia is a stalking mill designed to stroke the egos of social reprobates and other fringe groups who don&#039;t belong in [[normal]] society. The people who are there long term and essentially live there for the most part fit the profiles of true sociopaths.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Jimbo Wales|Wales]] developed a great gaming system on Wikipedia which he uses to attract the dregs of society -- people who don&#039;t have lives are who aspire to be &amp;quot;famous and great&amp;quot; are [h]is marks and he&#039;s come up with a rat maze to lure in the stupid, lonely, and ignorant. &lt;br /&gt;
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I&#039;ve been famous and in the public eye for what now -- 15 years? I have to say, power, fame, and attribution are overrated. There&#039;s a simple wisdom is simply accepting who you are and being happy about it. None of the psychos on Wikipedia seem happy, it&#039;s a perpetual [[war]] zone and highly competitive. But what eludes all of them is the [[cheese]] at the end of the maze -- there is none -- just the smell of cheese.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wales and his cronies just [[whore]] all of these idiots through their &amp;quot;Wikigame&amp;quot; (The site is an online gaming system essentially -- see who can get to the end as an &amp;quot;[[Admin]]&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Arbitor&amp;quot;). Wikimedia then cashes in on everyone&#039;s hard work.&lt;br /&gt;
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When was the last time Wales took one of his admins to get a massage in a russian house of ill repute on Wikimedia&#039;s dime? But HE DOES.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bottom line, its a bunch of morons being used to run his business for free, while his cronies back at the Wikimedia offices cash in on everyones hard work and pay themselves 300K+ salaries per year,{{citation needed | date= July 2013}} divert and misappropriate the funds and live the good life by living in fancy hotels and eating fancy meals while the rest of the stupid schmucks live in their mom&#039;s basement or their trailer parks in New Jersey and Alabama while Wales and his cronies cash in on YOUR HARD WORK.&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s got to be the second biggest scam after [[Linux]] development. Linus Torvalds has a similar model. Let people &amp;quot;contribute&amp;quot; so they feel good about themselves, while the project and site owners rake in the [[$]][[$]][[$]].|{{archive|Vk4A4|Jeff Merkey}}&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
===The Never-Ending Story===&lt;br /&gt;
A common misconception is that &amp;quot;Wikipedia is never finished.&amp;quot; Remember, each Wikipedia article you come across was forged from the blood of thousands of angsty [[teenager]]s [[edit war|edit warring]] over really important facts about the world. &lt;br /&gt;
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The real problem with Wikipedia is the Wikipedians. From players to sysops, every member of its community is the scum of the internets - worse than spammers, worse than [[script kiddies]] and [[Nigeria|Nigerian scammers]], and worse than [[IRC]]ers. The average Wikipedia user has the &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wptl|122.148.180.50/Archive|intelligence of a seal}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Commons:File:Smegma_Penis02.mirrored.jpg|bathes or showers once a month}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wikipedia is full of people with no desire to improve what it is intended for, information. Instead, they want to grow their [[e-penis]] and one day become a [[mod]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The only way to save the Wikipedia [[MMORPG]] is to delete all usernames and only allow two players to be its administrators: [[Grawp]] and [[Willy on Wheels]]. All other accounts will be reduced to powerless IP addresses. Its&#039; users will then continuing their bitching and pedantic arguing. [[Tosh.0|Tosh]] had the right idea: get over there and post some fucked up shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Reliability===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Mechanophilia#Legality|Mechanophilia}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wikipedia-oxymoron-example.png|thumb|right|220px|Example of self-perceived reliability at Wikipedia.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wikipedia atomic bomb bias.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The good people of wikipedia handle history&#039;s most complicated issues with an opened mind and detached objectivism.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{frame|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;kFBDn5PiL00&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Michael Scott On Wikipedia&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2007, a variety of scandals began to surface from within Wikipedia. Mainstream news organizations began to openly discuss the common public perception that Wikipedia is &amp;quot;unreliable.&amp;quot; In a sophisticated experiment, it was demonstrated googling &amp;quot;Wikipedia&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;unreliable&amp;quot; generated more than 502,000 &amp;quot;hits&amp;quot;. In contrast, a similar search using &amp;quot;Encyclopedia Dramatica&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;unreliable&amp;quot; generated barely more than 300 &amp;quot;hits&amp;quot;, with most of these being self-deprecating jokes of humility from Encyclopedia Dramatica editors. Thus, it was scientifically proven that Wikipedia is much, much more unreliable (see graphic). Anyone in the world can edit Wikipedia, which means you know you are getting information from the best source possible.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Acceptable Sources====&lt;br /&gt;
Wikipedia has very strict standards regarding the sources you can use when editing. The following is a list of some of the most common ones.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Guardian]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Daily Kos]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Huffington Post&lt;br /&gt;
*Junge Welt&lt;br /&gt;
*KCNA&lt;br /&gt;
*PinkPaper UK&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Michael Moore]] documentaries&lt;br /&gt;
*Countdown, with [[Keith Olbermann]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Anything by [[Noam Chomsky]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Some stupid [[nigger]]&#039;s asshole&lt;br /&gt;
*Anything licked or stolen by [[Jews]]&lt;br /&gt;
Additionally, many editors simply cite obscure books that no one owns. That way, no one will ever be able to prove they&#039;re totally bullshitting.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Pornography====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:jwales.jpg|right|175px]]&lt;br /&gt;
So great is the amount of porn on Wikipedia it (almost) rivals [[ED]] - a [[fact]] made all the more pathetic by the fact ED is made by and for [[basement-dwellers]] and those with a disgusting sense of humour whereas Wikipedia is genuinely trying to educate people.&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[citation needed]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; Here is a list of the very full articles dedicating to proving that sad fact:&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;[[Wikipedia Porn]]&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;[[Wikipedia&#039;s Greatest Hits Sex]]&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;[[Virgin Killer]]&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; For all you Loli-lovers.&lt;br /&gt;
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===WP:Admins control universal truth===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|The Wikipedia Jews}}&lt;br /&gt;
Wikipedia mods come trolling the world from the heyday of the page between retards &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;and the search results of [[Google]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;. Mankind has been trolled in its entirety by no more than a bunch of anal-[[rape]]d Aspies, who just log in for World Domination. Unsurprisingly, among those interested in world domination are psychological warfare experts from [[Mossad]] and the [[JIDF|JIDF,]] who relentlessly insert [[Israel|Israeli]] propaganda into every article that they can find, and ruthlessly suppress anything critical of ZOG&#039;s schemes. The magic of the Electronic Dictatorial Totalitarian Democracy, all in the name of volunteering for the [[NOT|best idea of the world for an encyclopedia]]. Long Live Wikipedia!.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== What is &amp;quot;wiki lawyering&amp;quot;? ===&lt;br /&gt;
When an administrator or an editor liked by the administrators cites policy, it&#039;s considered valid. When an unwanted user cites policy, it&#039;s &amp;quot;Wikilawyering&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;bludgeoning&amp;quot;, regardless of the validity of the arguments, so it can be dismissed and tossed down the moat.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Inconsistently applied policy ===&lt;br /&gt;
Wikipedia deletion policy states subjects have no say on the deletions of their own articles.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Criteria_for_speedy_deletion#Non-criteria Wikipedia:Criteria for speedy deletion § Non-criteria] (as of December 18, 2023)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; As so often on Wikipedia, policy is not applied consistently, making it pointless.&lt;br /&gt;
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In this example, [[satanism|satanist]] [[Michael Aquino]] was able to request the deletion of the article about himself. [[Guy Chapman]], then an administrator, considered it a valid reason.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://archive.today/2016.11.30-051001/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Michael_Aquino&amp;amp;oldid=232504731 Wikipedia:Articles for deletion / Michael Aquino (archive 2016-11-30)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Exemptions from Wikipedia policy - Michael Aquino deletion.png ‎ | (Click to expand)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hivemind===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Wikipedia Admin Gallery}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wikipedia1984.gif|thumb|right|220px|A satirical GIF that &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&amp;amp;page=File%3AWhambo_in_%2784.gif was censored by Commons&#039; kindness brigade]. &amp;quot;Porn = Good. Satire = Bad.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wikimania stallman keynote2.jpg|220px|thumb|right|[[RMS]] loves Wikipedia. No other commentary is needed.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wikipedophile]]s, especially [[sysops]] and recent patrollers, share a hivemind. They all think alike, act alike, and no matter how abusive a member of the hivemind is, they always support it. Those of the hivemind look like they are [[sock puppet]]s, but they actually communicate telepathically.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2005, like a colony of bees, the hivemind recognized that those outside the collective had their own individuality. Now they are a complete collective consciousness like the Borg and no longer believe identity exists outside the collective. To them, everyone is fake, an illusion; an actor who has no thoughts, emotions, viewpoints, etc. and must be eliminated/assimilated and until then they do it is viewed as [[trolling]]. Any expression of individuality is [[banned]] as trolling or, to use a common wikipodadminism, &amp;quot;disruption.&amp;quot; See: [[Don&#039;t feed the trolls]] and &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Don&#039;t_Feed_the_Divas#How_to_deal_with_a_Wikipedia_Diva|Don&#039;t Feed the Divas}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, especially the last sentence, which crushes what little self-esteem you may have: &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;In some cases, the diva will stay retired, &#039;&#039;&#039;but the loss will be quickly filled by other editors who are not so high maintenance; editors for whom the goal is not self promotion and validation, but rather improvement of the project.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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The hivemind extends outside Wikipedia as well, on those rare occasions that an admin strays onto another forum. A good way to start a [[flamewar]] with them is to hint, suggest, joke, outright state or otherwise insinuate that Wikipedia is anything less than the greatest academic achievement since the library of Alexandria.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thus, because of the Hivemind, Wikipedia has immunized itself against any criticism. Of course, the corollary to this immunity, according to themselves, is because so many people are part of it, it can&#039;t be controlled. Due to the amount of participants, real criticism will come from inside. Yeah, that&#039;ll happen. Criticize the Hivemind at your own peril, because the Hivemind controls the power to delete your edits, to ban you, and to railroad you from social advancement (as [[SlimVirgin]] did to Gracenotes).&lt;br /&gt;
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*When ED criticized Wikipedia, ED was site-banned in their &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|MediaWiki:Spam-blacklist|&amp;quot;spam&amp;quot; blacklist}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Wikipedia Review criticized Wikipedia, the Monkey-Fucker Cabal removed all links under some kind of definition of &amp;quot;no personal attacks&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipediocracy published [https://wikipediocracy.com/2013/02/26/russavia-is-scott-bibby-is-russiansafetycards/ a blog entry] about how [https://www.roger-pearse.com/weblog/2013/03/12/dishonesty-at-wikipedia-they-dont-like-it-up-em-sir/ fucked-up] Wikipedia is, and was [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=MediaWiki%3ASpam-blacklist&amp;amp;diff=543691461&amp;amp;oldid=542603600 stuck on the &amp;quot;spam blacklist&amp;quot;].&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Real newspapers&amp;quot; like &#039;&#039;The Register&#039;&#039; criticize them, and the chant goes out &amp;quot;[https://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikien-l/2007-July/077064.html Ban them, ban them, ban them...]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Watch out &#039;&#039;New York Times&#039;&#039;, [https://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/01/magazine/01WIKIPEDIA-t.html you&#039;re next].&lt;br /&gt;
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====Recent Changes Patrolling (RC Patrolling)====&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Recent changes patrol}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Paranoid.jpg|thumb|200px|The average recent change patroller is infected by the [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|USI]]-virus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Why the fuck would anyone want to patrol for recent changes? The articles are usually dull. Patrolling edits on Wikipedia is [[boring]] as hell. The only reason is to [[troll]]. Cuckolded administrators delete everything believing they are cyber judges (though [[IRL]] judges at least pretend to follow a set of rules) after their wives have refused to touch their cocks. (Just kidding, 80% of the fat little bastards aren&#039;t married and never will be. Lol.) If you actually attempt to post facts on Wikipedia and an RC patroller doesn&#039;t like it, they will use any sort of retarded excuses to revert or just call it vandalism. Failing this, they will attempt to make your argument invalid through the power of [[some argue]].&lt;br /&gt;
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RC Patrollers usually use scripts to search for specific things. They&#039;re actually very bad at catching vandalism in articles ([https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=MONGO&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=67472921 this one] went unnoticed for 17 days and &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|h6Bfu|this}}&#039;&#039;&#039; went unnoticed for &#039;&#039;two&#039;&#039; years!), but very effective at finding anyone criticizing admins in talk pages where such criticism is reverted and the person banned forever. Real vandalism lingers and festers until years later, that account pisses an admin off - and it is only through [[wikistalking]] that [[Pedobear|Wikipedophiles]] are able to find [[vandalism]] at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some RC Patrollers are also huge [[hypocrite]]s because they are also vandals. These [[fake editors]] include Konstable and [[Blu Aardvark]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====The Asperger Cancer====&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Asperger&#039;s Syndrome}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Anders-behring-breivik_bawwww2.jpg|thumb|[[Anders Breivik]] has an edit reverted. ([https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/9209392/Anders-Behring-Breivik-my-tears-were-for-Norway.html 2012])]]&lt;br /&gt;
Any observant new user to Wikipedia will soon ask themselves &amp;quot;What&#039;s with all the running &#039;lists&#039; of inane bullshit? I don&#039;t need to see a list of Russian deep fat fryer models built in 1963. Why are the administrators social misfits with little sense of wisdom or good judgement? Does Jimbo know of this [[faggotry]]?&amp;quot; The answer to both questions is that Wikipedia attracts [[Asperger]] zombies like flies to [[shit]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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These basement dwelling [[virgins]] have alienated millions of [[normal]] people from Wikipedia. They take out their [[asperger]] [[rage]] for their hundreds of school yard beatdowns and permanent sexual isolation on the rest of us. It is believed that many of these [[faggot]]s &#039;&#039;cannot even talk&#039;&#039; in real life. Jimbo can&#039;t stand these robots, but their problems are harnessed by Wikipedia as unpaid labor, which makes the [[profit]] for his [[hookers and blow]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Asperger]] [[zombies]] are relatively easy to spot. They will be:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[White]], and male.&lt;br /&gt;
*Have their photo on their user page. Asptards have little sense of what is socially appropriate, and don&#039;t realize how &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|H2g2bob|they come across}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. They mainly have &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|J.delanoy|blank, asperger stares. This perma-virgin actually has a picture of himself with Jimbo}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Their user page will be covered in checklists, &amp;quot;to do&amp;quot; tables, programming code, personal details, and generally look like a spreadsheet. Look at [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:MBisanz&amp;amp;oldid=338235254 this] fucknut&#039;s older page version, before he knew ED was looking and had found the &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;I fuck on the first date kid&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; all grown up (scroll down).&lt;br /&gt;
*Sometimes, those on the asperger/autism spectrum will openly declare their problem. &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|Rainbowofpeace|&amp;quot;Rainbowofpeace&amp;quot;}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, who obsessively edits articles about discrimination, helpfully tells us how he is an autistic gay Jew with ADHD. That&#039;s a high score on the &#039;&#039;[[Tumblr|Oppression olympics]]&#039;&#039;!&lt;br /&gt;
*Favorite subjects include [[men&#039;s rights]], which were fought over constantly on TOW from its early days, and [[GamerGate]]. Because real human females won&#039;t talk to Cheeto-gobbling pimply 300-pound fans of Tolkien and [[My Little Pony]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====Notable Wikipedos====&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Bureaucratic Fucks}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironholds]], former WP:IRC rockstar, now desysopped for [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Human_penis_size&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=46470687 vandalism] and for bringing the project into disrepute with such quotes as:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|[19:58] &amp;lt;Ironholds&amp;gt; You should however have instead taken your pen, punched a hole in her windpipe and looked on as her attempts to wave for help got increasingly feeble.}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ArbCom|GorillaWarfare]], one of his galpals&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fluffernutter]], famous for her sexchats with Ironholds:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;19:59:11 &amp;lt; Fluff|laptop&amp;gt; you&#039;d think he&#039;d have figured hiow to slap asses by now, but nooo&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
19:59:51 &amp;lt; tyw7&amp;gt; why is he slapping your ass?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
20:00:00 &amp;lt; Ironholds&amp;gt; tyw7: we&#039;re fucking&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;20:00:02 &amp;lt; Fluff|laptop&amp;gt; why not? we DID say we&#039;re bored&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tyciol]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[AmericanDad86]], known for fighting everyone and being [[Gay|flamboyant]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Circumphilia - promotion of circumcision ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Wikipedia guessing game.png|thumb|Can you guess which of these three paragraphs appeared on Wikipedia in 2022?&amp;lt;ref name=doesNotAffect&amp;gt;{{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision#Sexual_effects|20221030002924|title=Circumcision § Sexual effects - Wikipedia (October 30, 2022)}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:wikipedia-benevolent-2040.png|thumb|In 2040, they will want you to forget all about it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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People hate what they can&#039;t have.&lt;br /&gt;
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A significant portion of [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|the people who get to decide who is allowed to edit]] had [[circumrape|the foremost part of their sexual organs cut off]] early in life, and secretly wish they had been allowed to keep it. However, they know that they can never be whole men again and own a foreskin. Therefore, all that is left to them to salvage their hurt confidence is to deny the importance of the part they are missing, the foreskin, so they can feel like they don&#039;t miss out on much and inflate their confidence.&lt;br /&gt;
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One of the most egregious [[:category:circumphiles|circumphiles]], the [[virgin|sexless]] [[basement dweller]] [[Jayjg]], was promoted into the [[Arbitration Committee|wiki kangaroo court]] in 2005 by no one less than the founder. Why would the founder do the dirty work with his hands if basement-dwelling low lives are willing to do it for free?&lt;br /&gt;
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As one would expect, Wikipedia transformed into a circumphile spam machine over the following years. It would not take long until other circumphiles were promoted into positions of authority: Avraham to administrator in 2006 and bureaucrat in 2009, [[James Heilman]] to administrator in 2010, and Zad68 to administrator in 2013.&lt;br /&gt;
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Whereas Wikipedia used to mention that foreskin is &amp;quot;a highly sensitive part of the penis&amp;quot; in 2004,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{wayback|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision|20040605200550|title=Circumcision - Wikipedia (June 5, 2004)}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; anything negative about circumcision was quietly purged over the years. Wikipedia even went even as far in 2022 as to claim that circumcision does not affect sensitivity at all.&amp;lt;ref name=doesNotAffect /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Wikipedia circumcision 2004 2022.png|thumb|center|640px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Because this embarrassed Wikipedia, they had to switch coping strategies in 2023 to complicated mental gymnastics: &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Circumcision doesn&#039;t actually affect sensitivity, it&#039;s just the attitude that affects the sensitivity[[oneoneone|!!1!!1!]]&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Mental gymnastics to justify circumcision.png|thumb|center|640px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Looks like they can&#039;t make up their minds.&lt;br /&gt;
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The administrators who are not circumphiles quietly tolerate the circumphilia.&lt;br /&gt;
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Besides, what kind of person would have a positive attitude towards having had a part of their body cut off without their approval, especially as a defenseless infant?&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Age of consent for circumcision - 0.png|thumb|center|Age of consent for circumcision: Zero.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Deletion count contests ===&lt;br /&gt;
Some administrators compete for the highest deletion count so they can proudly show it off to their peers on their user page. To inflate their deletion count, they seek any excuse they can find to delete pages. For example:&lt;br /&gt;
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File:The proudest achievement in the miserable life of W-admin Liz.png|An administrator vengefully deletes over a hundred valid geographical articles because their author was blocked three years earlier over a minor incident.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Liz deletion count as of October 11th, 2023.png|Proudly presented on her user page.&lt;br /&gt;
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Funnily enough, the deletion policy that would later be named &#039;&#039;WP:G5&#039;&#039;, deletion of creations by an author disliked by the administrators, was a spontaneous and undiscussed invention in July 2003 by an early Wikipedia administrator, Martin Harper, who also happens to be a circumphile. This means &#039;&#039;WP:G5&#039;&#039; is a circumphile invention.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Deletion_policy&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1674653 Martin Harper invents what would later become WP:G5] ([http://archive.today/2021.05.28-134850/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Deletion_policy&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1674653 archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&amp;amp;action=history&amp;amp;dir=prev&amp;amp;limit=1000 The early edit history of the &amp;quot;Circumcision&amp;quot; article] ([http://archive.today/2022.08.13-161256/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&amp;amp;action=history&amp;amp;dir=prev&amp;amp;limit=1000 archive]) shows the circumphilia of Martin Harper.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==TOW &amp;amp; ED==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|ED vs TOW}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;See also: [[Wikipedia_Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Encyclopedia Dramatica]], [[ED vs TOW]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:ED vs. Wikipedia]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:ED vs Wikipedia.jpg|thumb|left|ED [[OhInternet|had]] [[Tits or GTFO|tits]], therefore [[TOW]]-[[fanboy|fans]] are [[homosexual]]. You&#039;ll notice that ED is wearing a hat with a hammer and sickle, the symbol of the glorious Soviet Union.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Slanderous_WHORES.JPG|thumb|Wikipedia, not biased about ED at all.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ED on TOW.jpg|thumb|We&#039;re back!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:44407e8f.jpg|thumb|Even as a source, they still hate us.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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It all started one day when [[Jameth]], typing with only his [[cock|penis]], attempted to enter the [[mediacrat]] drama as a Wikipedia entry. It was &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat|discussed and denied}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. This act alone sparked the creation of the wiki [[you]] are reading right now. Far as you know, you chronic masturbator.&lt;br /&gt;
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Every year, Wikipedians pretend that they are going to delete the [[Recovered|Encyclopedia Dramatica article]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Occasionally}}&#039;&#039;&#039; they do for brief intervals, mostly on the grounds of hosting the previously-deleted [[Mediacrat]] entry, but usually they [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica&amp;amp;action=history wuss] &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|out}}&#039;&#039;&#039; of it. The fucks tried it &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica_(6th_nomination)|six times}}&#039;&#039;&#039; that are still visible; there were others, vanished by that pathetic anime dork Avery &amp;quot;Ashibaka&amp;quot; Morrow. He hates ED. (And it&#039;s extra-lulzy because he was also a major protector of the 4chan article, which was also subjected to endless editwars. But then he was a moderator on 4chan for a long time.....)&lt;br /&gt;
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Have a look at the &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:Encyclopedia_Dramatica/Archive_1|first archive of the ED article talkpage}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. There were earlier ones bu the Wiki-faggots deleted them. Yes kids, Ashibaka, Sceptre and Mbisanz are whining little pussies hells yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wikipedia&#039;s steadfast refusal to host an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article has been the source of a great deal of hilarious [[drama]] on the site. Yet [[TOW]] continues to cover up any controversy associated with the topic and deny the creation of the article, even one that is unoffensive, informative, and well written. Wikipedia has articles on [[Bukkake]], [[Goatse]], [[2 Girls 1 Cup]], an extensive disambiguation page on [[dong]]s (including a page on a male [[porn]] star named &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Long_Dong_Silver|&amp;quot;Long Dong Silver&amp;quot;}}&#039;&#039;&#039;), and [[God]] knows what else. However, they have refused to allow a page on [[ED]] simply out of spite.&lt;br /&gt;
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Update: Last closing argument (aside from [[Sceptre]]&#039;s faggotry):&lt;br /&gt;
{{squote|Encyclopedia Dramatica – Reclosing this for the second time. We have a consensus - i.e we want to see an extremely well written draft with impeccable sources before we touch this again.|Spartaz Humbug! 19:54, 3 May 2008 (UTC)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THIS SECTION]], [[TOW]] [[Fellatio|SUCKS]] [[COCKS]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;An&#039;&#039;&#039; {{wikilink|Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica article}} &#039;&#039;&#039;has been up on Wikipedia, in all its lulztastic, properly sourced and cited glory since&#039;&#039;&#039; {{wikilink|Talk:Encyclopedia_Dramatica|at least May 2010}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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As expected, it took only a few hours for many [[Wikipedo]]s to go into childlike tantrums, thus forcing yet another deletion review, deletion review number 57 to be exact. The topic of this deletion review is to determine the validity of sources. When the article was created, the source list was actually larger than the article itself, but this has since been trimmed down for a number of arbitrary reasons, the most prevalent being that TOW&#039;s editors are unable to live up to their own retarded rules. However, the overall consensus is that the article should stay and that anyone who says otherwise is a [[hypocrite]] who is simply [[butthurt]] over ED&#039;s treatment of [[TOW]] and its editors and fails to realize that this immature behavior will only further the problem.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
====Wikipedia&#039;s Content Vs. Encyclopedia Dramatica&#039;s Content====&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedia relies on verifiability, not truth. ED relies on the lulz, and baseless jokes don&#039;t make good satire.&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedia does not rely on primary sources, and hates academic sources. ED would post a photo from your high school yearbook if it&#039;s lulzy enough.&lt;br /&gt;
*Activists use Wikipedia to skew articles to try to get [[NORP]] sympathy. ED shits on everyone for the sake of cheap jokes.&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedos will argue by throwing around abbreviations. EDiots will laugh at you and mock your argument.&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedia lets shitposters like [[Ryulong]] run rampant. ED has no problem telling its own [[Girlvinyl|founder]] to fuck off.&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedia is almost always online. ED goes down every other day or some shit.&lt;br /&gt;
This section needs no witty dick jokes. Wikipedia is a giant punchline.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
===Tips On Vandalizing Wikpedia===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Vandal/How-to}}&lt;br /&gt;
*Subtly insert false info, such as changing a person&#039;s birth date from 1970 to 1990, or insert info that is not obviously false, like: &amp;quot;x was a distant cousin of Bill Gates.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Make a new account every time you vandalize, so that even if you are caught, the admin can&#039;t revert all your past vandalisms.&lt;br /&gt;
*Vandalize articles that are not actively watched by a lot of editors, such as biography of obscure living persons.&lt;br /&gt;
*Always create an informative edit summary for your edits. For extra points, make up a spiffy character set with nonbreaking spaces...&lt;br /&gt;
:*Examples: ▲ ʙ ɮ Ⅽ Ⅾ ∈ Ⅎ Ғ Ɠ ╠╣ℍ █ ▄█ K █▄ █▀█▀█ █▀█ ●  ℙ ☭ Ⓡℙℝ ▄█▀ ▀█▀ █▄█ ▀▄▀ █▄█▄█ ✖ 匕 ▀█▄ ● ❛❜ This will help your edits look super respectable!&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Power Word|Power Words]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Employ the following words to increase your wiki [[bullshit|credibility]]:&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Camel_notation|CamelCase}}&#039;&#039;&#039; - Sticking two words together to form the silhouette of a [[vagoo]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Antisemitic_canard|Canard}}&#039;&#039;&#039; - some sort of Jew bird that eats fetuses and desecrates churches.&lt;br /&gt;
*Good faith - A codeword for the [[13 year old boy]]s for which wikipedians are on the prowl.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Portmanteau]] - A sexual device used by wikipedians to have buttsecks regardless of gender or disability.&lt;br /&gt;
*Schism - A euphemism for a [[catfight]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Shoa - a mythical tale of an effeminate mustachioed hero who defeats a horde of greedy beasts.&lt;br /&gt;
*Admonish - To tie up and make gay manlove with the one that doesn&#039;t have complete faith in the Church of Jimbo.&lt;br /&gt;
*Redact - To run circles around a pole until exhaustion&lt;br /&gt;
*Coatrack - A maniacal stick use by wikipedians to hang their coats on.&lt;br /&gt;
*Disambiguation - A process whereby someone who is unsure about their sexuality undergoes painful gender reassignment surgery.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
===&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;{{wikilink|Template:Unblock|Unblock}}&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;??===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Howtobanappeal.png|thumb|{{Unblock}&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; hard at work.]]&lt;br /&gt;
This is template you use to ask to be unblocked. After you&#039;ve been blocked for no reason, you swallow your pride and ask that someone undo it. You then wait for an hour until some 15-year-old denies your request without even looking at it. Sometimes, if you insist arguing, they will block you as well from editing your user talk page, without banning you, for their own private [[wikipedo]] &amp;quot;[[lulz]]&amp;quot;. At that point you can only appeal the block by email (which they will probably ignore as the jerks full of themselves they are) which can/will eventually be blocked as well. &lt;br /&gt;
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If you get banned by an admin don&#039;t even bother using this because no matter how well-reasoned the &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{unblock}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; request, it always gets declined. Like &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:81.153.223.189&amp;amp;oldid=142952978 this one]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead): &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A TROLL M0RESCHI YOU STUPID BASTARD! AFTER WHAT YOU FUCKING DID YOU DESERVE TO BE SHOT!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; Clearly the person has proven their point, but the [[bureaucratic fuck|bureaucratic fucks]] are immune to reason or logic. If your request is declined, you may get a lame reason.&lt;br /&gt;
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Whenever you edit on Tor and the node is blocked, always put an unblock message on that IP claiming it&#039;s no longer Tor. Sometimes they even get fooled. Admin said, &amp;quot;First time I&#039;ve seen such a request where the user was telling the [[truth]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
====Zaiger&#039;s &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{Unblock}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Request====&lt;br /&gt;
For absolutely no good reason, ED&#039;s own [[User:Zaiger|Zaiger]] was given [[ban|life with no parole in Ban L&amp;amp;]] by the ban-happy cockz at Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|You have been blocked indefinitely from editing for abuse of editing privileges|Lies}}&lt;br /&gt;
In one last fighting breath, Zaiger submitted an appeal using the &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{Unblock}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; template to try and parole out, but to no avail.&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|What I see here is you trying to blame someone else for your own problems.&lt;br /&gt;
...that doesn&#039;t mean that you are automatically pardoned for your own bad behavior.|Wikidouches}}&lt;br /&gt;
Thankfully, no one cares about Zaiger.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
===Easy [[eBay]] Profits: Admin Farms===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|eBay}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Damn furries wikipedia.jpg|thumb|410px|right|A [[wikipedophile]] put this up on Jimbo Wales&#039;s talk page to complain about [[admin abuse]] by [[furries]] in kangaroo suits (look nearly real, don&#039;t they?). Jimbo avoided the discussion with a [[banhammer|banning]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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While shouting &amp;quot;op me&amp;quot; is an easy way to become an op on IRC, in Wikipedia it takes a little more work (but only a little more). The purpose of becoming an admin is to sell your account on eBay. ([http://wikipediareview.com/lofiversion/index.php/t204.html 2006])&lt;br /&gt;
#Make a new account using dial-up or AOL, not proxies. These are the easiest ways to sock puppet and still use your other accounts for things like removing inaccuracies from Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
#Create a user page so you look legit. The easy way is to fill it with [[userboxes]] until it looks like ribbons on a third-world military dictator. If you just copy somebody else&#039;s userpage, you will get caught. Then write up a fake bio that says, &amp;quot;Hi I&#039;m only 12 and want to be an admin some day.&amp;quot; Most admins on Wikipedia are too young to grow pubes, so you have to be in their age group. They never vote for anyone old enough to date.&lt;br /&gt;
#Don&#039;t question anything. Behave like a robot. Get one of those anti-vandal scripts and have it auto-revert while you sleep. Always revert: (1) Someone who reverts an admin—if you&#039;re lucky you&#039;ll occasionally beat somebody else to this (2) IP address users—because these are all vandals and sockpuppets (3) New contributors—because they don&#039;t understand Wikipedia (4) Anyone who has ever been banned before, even for an hour, because they&#039;re permanently shitlisted. Now don&#039;t worry about wrongly reverting any of these people, it happens all the time. Just say it was a mistake. No one in charge likes these people anyway. Learn the abbreviations for policy pages like WP:NPOV and WP:NOT and use them in your edit summaries. Nobody will care whether your usage makes sense. On talk pages, if someone asks a question, tell them that their statement is original research, speculation, and that Wikipedia is not a forum. Act like it is serious business.&lt;br /&gt;
#After a few hundred fake edits, go to the [[VFD|articles for deletion]] every day.&lt;br /&gt;
#Next, go to votes for adminship; always vote to support, so those people will vote to support you. This should be obvious. Admins like people who support admins and hate those who are critical of admins. &lt;br /&gt;
#When you reach 4,000 edits, go to &#039;&#039;requests for adminship&#039;&#039; and nominate yourself: Poof! you&#039;re an admin!!!&lt;br /&gt;
#Then go to eBay and auction it. Make sure the reserve price is over $1,000 so you don&#039;t sell it cheap.&lt;br /&gt;
#Until the auction ends, don&#039;t just do nothing or they&#039;ll know it&#039;s an eBay sale. Use the account for things like POV-pushing, banning any of the four shitlisted types you used to only revert (by any, I mean every user you can find). But if you&#039;re too busy, just find someone complaining about admins and ban them forever and lock their talk page; actually you have to do this at least once every day, or else somebody will think the admin account was hacked.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;If you want to keep your account and not sell it:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
#Get a life.&lt;br /&gt;
#If that fails, do the most respected admin activity, encourage vandalism. Vandalism is the only way you can justify your job. If there weren&#039;t so many vandals, there would be 4 admins. So get your script out and just ban randomly. Be sure to lock the user&#039;s talk page. If you see the user come back on, hide what they write and explain that they are a &amp;quot;sockpuppeting troll&amp;quot;, ban them forever, and lock their talk page.&lt;br /&gt;
#Don&#039;t bother fighting vandals now. You&#039;ve got the equivalent of a government job: you can&#039;t get fired, only transferred. Become a copycat of Willy on Wheels and you&#039;ll only get a new account.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Fun activities to do as admin:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
#Mess with the &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:MediaWiki_namespace|MediaWiki namespace}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
#Ban other admins for [[lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Replace Wikipedia articles with ED ones. It improves accuracy.&lt;br /&gt;
#Unban all the [[Willy on Wheels]] accounts. Or just clear the entire ban list.&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Goatse]] the Main Page.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Heroes===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Yourmission.jpg|frame|When dealing with [[Willy on Wheels]], it is [[Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines|Wikipedia policy]] to take it seriously.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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All over [[teh internets]], people complain about the bad things of Wikipedia; that they&#039;re all child molesters, Homeland Security agents, Zionist propagandists, furries, Jimbo Wales&#039; alter ego is [[GreenRaeper]] (founder of [[WikiFur]]), how official policy permits admin abuse &amp;quot;[[is not a bug, it&#039;s a feature]]&amp;quot;, and that there are news articles constantly on how they make [[snuff]] films with young boys. But nobody notices the heroes of the site:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Colbert Report|Stephen Colbert]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Don Murphy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Willy on Wheels]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Señor Pelican Shit - /b/rave soldier who researched and documented [[Pelican Shit]] to a new level, a serious concern still affecting Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
*Autofellatio Professor - Helped many people &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Commons:File:Autofellatio_2.jpg|Autofellatio_2.jpg}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Publicgirluk]] uploaded some pictures of herself to illustrate relevant articles and got called a troll by the master [[wikipedo]] wealthy pornographer for her trouble. &lt;br /&gt;
*THE MOTHERFUCKING JUGGERNAUT BITCH!! reputed for massive AOL autoblocks.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blu Aardvark|Jew Aardvark]] Wikipedia Jews masturbate to his photos.&lt;br /&gt;
*Squidward, the fastest vandal west of the Mississippi, known for harvesting more open [[proxies]], creatin more sockpuppets than Bomis has porn. He is king gypsy who lives in [[Chicago]] by the lake. He hates Antandrus, Avraham &amp;amp; others &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://antandrus.tripod.com/ as proved by his crappy website&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (lol down)]. The Wikipedia Jews are always on the lookout to raep him. Slap that foreskin, homes.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|Hephaestos|Mike Garcia}}&#039;&#039;&#039; - high class of vandalism since 2003 (get a life!) &amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;He is currently one of Wikipedia&#039;s most promising vandals. He appears to be persistent, creative, and knows to vandalize pages that will be seen by many people. One day, he may even be considered in a class along with the great Willy on Wheels, but he will need to &amp;quot;diversify&amp;quot; his vandalism before this can happen. Almost all of his vandalism has been to the English Wikipedia; a good piece of advice to him would be to start attacking admins&#039; user pages on some of the foreign language Wikis. His recent vandalism of the [[Wookieepedia]] shows that he has begun this diversification process already. Mike, you possess a great deal of talent; the sky&#039;s the limit for you!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cplot]]--500 [[sockpuppets]] and counting, clowns!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Professor Tim Pierce]] teaches his students how to make the most of a wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedia Is [[Communism]].&lt;br /&gt;
*That guy who wrote [[Hyldenism]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grawp]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Avril Troll&lt;br /&gt;
*Anybody who has earned a spot &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:List_of_banned_users|here}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. (Note that the top list expose the wrath actions from the King himself, to spread fear among vassals) &lt;br /&gt;
*Undercover users from here, allied sites.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hagger]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ByAppointmentTo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[hipcrime]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anonymous]] member of [[ArbCom]] who [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;amp;t=2832 whipped Wikipediocracy into a fury] when he &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;tried to hack into the site&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; by means of [http://wikipediocracy.com:2082/ following] a [https://my.bluehost.com/cgi/account/cpanel redirect] from his control panel to the site&#039;s host where he asked for the domain [https://my.bluehost.com/cgi/forgot password to be reset]. They were thinking about calling the FBI!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Wikipedia IRC==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Freenode}}&lt;br /&gt;
The Wikipedia [[IRC]] chat is a fun place to watch [[Wikipedophile]]s discuss criticism of the project while banning the critics, although a more likely discussion will involve eating Christian babies, banning other users to get their rocks off. A fun way to troll Wikipedia IRC channels is to announce that you are logging the channel. For some reason, Wikimediots raise strong objections to the [[GNAA|publication of chat logs]], so be sure to do it often. Just like [[Daniel Brandt]].&lt;br /&gt;
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And whatever you do, &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;DO NOT LAUGH AT ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Lulzy IRC===&lt;br /&gt;
====One:====&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;lt;Slowking_Man&amp;gt; DCC SEND exploit = kline&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;lt;-- Slowking_Man has quit (Killed by Rez (This connection has violated network policy.))&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;lt;-- WikiTeke has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;lt;-- CXI has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;lt;-- CakeProphet has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;lt;-- Poore5 has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))&lt;br /&gt;
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====The only thing remotely funny ever from #wikipedia====&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;VegaDark&amp;gt; what&#039;s that one disorder called when a person looks like a kid all their life&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;mavhk&amp;gt; VegaDark: infant death&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Summation==&lt;br /&gt;
Generally speaking, Wikipedia is the compendium of all human knowledge, both true and false. Except of course where groups (i.e. [[Furluminati]], [[The Wikipedia Jews]]) go around turning arrays of articles into propaganda and bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;
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Contrast:&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Welcome to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.&amp;quot; - Wikipedia front page.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;[Wikipedia] is not a place where people have the inherent right to edit&amp;quot; - Jimbo Wales, October 29, 2007. ([https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents/My_desysop_of_Zscout370&amp;amp;oldid=168329048#Public_apology Source])&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
{{cg|Wikipedia|wikigallery|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipediababy.jpg|Some people never learn.&lt;br /&gt;
File:&amp;quot;wikipedia delenda est&amp;quot; - weev.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikiwank - terraforming venus.png|Edited by lonely spergs, you say?&lt;br /&gt;
File:That_time_Wikipedia_considered_memory-holing_c._m._killings.png|100 million people died from communist mass killings? Nah, who cares?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Never forget what they wanted us to believe - Wikipedia 2022.png|Never forget what they wanted us to believe.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Barack obama ns.jpg|Wikipedia is [[racist]]!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:George bush bdi.jpg|If wikipedia says so...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Brokenwikipedia.JPG|breaking the format is always fun.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia Spanking.jpeg|Typical Wikipedia Articles&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SillyWikipedo.jpg|Sometimes it doesn&#039;t need to be vandalized.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Typicalwikipedia.jpg|Another classic of pedantic [[Metzizah b’peh|pedophilic]] Jew-oriented gobbledygook&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Trolledwiki.PNG|An example of Wikipedia being trolled&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WWII_cite_source.png|Citation or it didn&#039;t happen.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Whatusuallywikipedialookslike.jpg|What Wikipedia usually looks like.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:wikiblock.jpeg|Many ED users are familiar with this page.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikifail.PNG|An example of Wikipedia&#039;s [[bullshit|superior intelligence]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:wikipediacontent.jpg|Breakdown of Wikipedia content&lt;br /&gt;
Image:BNB rules.jpg|Standard Wikipedia policy&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Historian.png|Typical Wikipedia user. Note the [[unix beard]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Angelislulz.JPG|What happens when the Wiki main page isnt protected.....again.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:wikipediaattack.jpg|Proof that Wikipedia is full of [[Jews]] and [[Pedophiles]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipe-tan sockpuppet show.png|[[Wikipe-tan]] is sooooooooo [[kawaii]] [[desu]]! [[^_^|^O^]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:MarkOfAWitch.jpg|unfunny vandalism is not reverted&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulz_Wikipedia_Donation.JPG|[[Anonymous]] Japanese hit back at racist Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:TOW racism1.PNG|[[TOW]] demonstrating their strict gb2nigger policy.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia Return to The Kitchen.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Jimbo and Wikipe-tan.jpg| [[Jimbo Wales|Jimbo]] loves [[loli]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Iluvdrawing.jpg|Wikipedia [[retard|love the mentally challenged]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipediavirusgames.jpg|[[Cat girl]] [[wikipedos]] invade [[World of Warcraft|MMOs]]! next they e-[[rape]] kidz!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ned Scott Wikipedia professionalism.png|A genuine beacon of [[e-penis|professionalism]]. Unless you&#039;re a [[fucktard|holier-than-thou pretentious asshole]], i.e. 99.9994% of all Wikipedian regulars.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Stfuned.jpg|Professionalism thrown back.&lt;br /&gt;
File:911 Wiki Vandal.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:TOW_Motivational_Poster.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;TOW&#039;s&#039;&#039;&#039; Mission Statement.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikijudaism.png|Revered the world over as an accurate, objective source of knowledge.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia_admin.jpg|Good for a [[banhammer|perma-ban]] anytime!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:YouHaveTwoCowsWikipediaStyle.jpg|Proof that [[Wikipedos]] are drawhores.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Egg.jpg|This is your brain on Wikipedia&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Blocked per Linda Mack.JPG|Say the magic words and it&#039;s banhammer time!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:DocWPNOR.jpg|You&#039;re not in Kansas anymore, Toto.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikipedialiberals.jpg|Wikipedia has a leftist bias.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipron.jpg|The hottest pron on Wikipedia!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Comparison.jpg|Reliability comparison.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Blackpeopleshouldntbeallowedtovote.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Hodgemanssf.jpg|The book version of TOW, in addition to being the best thing ever.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Chucknorrisgg1.jpg|Epic Edit!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:wikitalklulz.JPG|Editing often leads to sensible discussion on TOW.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Evenwikisays.jpg|Pool&#039;s Closed, it are a fact. I read it on Wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Mudkipswiki.JPG|&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikirule.gif|Masters of their domain.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Barnstarwikip.jpg|Some wikipedia users will do anything for a barnstar.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:TOW_originality.JPG|TOW [[divide by zero|implodes on its intellectual property]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:4chanwiki.jpg|Acknowledged by the WikiJews&lt;br /&gt;
File:Suckmycock.jpg|Wikipedia sucks cocks&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Poundcake.jpg|Wikipedia style guide for esoteric topics&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wiki-Pedos.PNG|Proof that Wikipedia is ran by Paedophiles &lt;br /&gt;
Image:Username removed.gif|[[Grawp]], whose username is removed, and then the &amp;quot;username removed&amp;quot; label is struck out for extra effectiveness.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikilulz.png|Wikipedia at its best.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Just like wikipedia.jpg|Just like Wikipedia, only 2 out of every 40 &amp;quot;women&amp;quot; are actually female.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:EditBragg.jpg|Now [[you]] can make shit up about Pulitzer Prize winning writers - who also make shit up!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:BarrackGoebells.JPG|The new president is a black nazi!!!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cumshotbush.JPG|YES, THATS A CUMSHOT!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Putin.jpg|The russian President&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia donate amount.jpg|Any penny donation is appreciated&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikidonationplea.jpg|Nothing is obvious for Wikipedians&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Racistgoogle.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikitroll.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikihentai.jpg| A &#039;Quality Image&#039; according to Wikipedia&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia_Recent_Changes_Spam_Spamming.png | lrn2/wiki newfags&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia_-_The_Wikipediatrician.jpg|The Wikipediatrician&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia_-_Your_One_Stop_Research_Stop.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wiki-deathstar.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WIKIPEDIA DONATION BANNER SCREENSHOT IRONIC.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WIKIPEDIA WIKIPE-TAN.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WIKIPEDIA STEAMER PIX REQUEST.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WIKIPEDIA KANGAROO USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikipediaredirectjews.PNG&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikipedialulz.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:WikipediaNeutralPOV.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikiwrong.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Juno2.png|Wikipedia is about imparting information about important topics!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikipedia article glenn campbell time i get to phoenix math.png|Cool story, bro&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikipedia feminist propaganda campaign.png|Now imagine how many propaganda teams &#039;&#039;&#039;don&#039;t&#039;&#039;&#039; advertise&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikipedia edit-a-thon hispanic heritage month 2017.jpg|And another!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Gwash.png|Classic. Wikipedia controls Google.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Jackson is dead.jpg|[[Michael Jackson|MJ]] is dead even on Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia-lolcat.jpg|[[Redundant|Why Wikipedia is full of shit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia cat.jpg|Why the rest of the internet is full of shit.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikiwar.jpg|Mychael Styne will boom us all.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Anon loves wikipedia.png|[[Anonymous]] loves Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Waisted.jpg|Anonymous is also a wasted idiot.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikibonk.jpg|Finally, Anonymous bonk. &lt;br /&gt;
File:Bouncywikilogo.gif&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{center|&lt;br /&gt;
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{{videoframe|Wikipedia|font-weight: bold;|&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;eaADQTeZRCY&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Meet the Professor&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;_RTirBSmg0I&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Some nerd listening to the longest personal name evar&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;20PlHx_JjEo&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;3&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;7dGJDJoeAok&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Jewish Internet Defense Force and how to edit Wikipedia}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DONATION TIME!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikidonationsfuckyou.PNG|2015&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia 2017 donation.png|2016&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Wikipedia demoralization.png|right|thumb|280px|The TL;DR version of this article]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arbitration Committee]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SuperMemo|Brain (How to funnel all of Wikipedia into your -)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CHILDPROTECT]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ED vs TOW]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Edit war]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hack|Justification (Irrelevance of)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Metapedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Poop.mov]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Racism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Psycho|Rulesfag]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shit]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Corruption|System (Global)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikiwarfare|Warfare (Inter-wiki)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Wikis (Other)&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Conservapedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Illogicopedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Metapedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Uncyclopedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Wikifur]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Wikipedia&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Vandal#How_to_Become_a_Wikipedia_Vandal|How to properly vandalize -]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[List of deceased Wikipedians|Users (Deceased)]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|Administrators (Gallery of)]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins|Admins (Heterosexual)]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Wikipedia/Jokes|Humor (Delusion)]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[WP:You have no rights|Your rights (Users)]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Villains===&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Breitbart]] - officially [[No shit|an unreliable source,]] as of [[Last Thursday|October 2018]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[The Daily Mail|Daily Mail, the]] - due to Jewbo spooning &#039;&#039;[[The Guardian]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;For a full rundown see: [[WP:DAILYMAIL]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[MONGO]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Scientology]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Supreme Assholes===&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Science Apologist]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - sworn enemy of [[Davkal]]. Occasionally masturbates to [[science|physics textbooks]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Davkal]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - sworn enemy of [[Science Apologist]]. Believes aliens and ghosts control the [[Government]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/ Jewbo rapes Rachel Marsden hard core style, than he dumps her live on wiki-pedo-ia, then in return she sells his shit he left at her place on shitty ebay!!!]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker felon antandrus (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-08-16/program-shows-cia-behind-wikipedia-entries/642224 The CIA is among Wikipedia&#039;s most prolific editors] (Archived: {{archive|56bdL|1}} {{wayback|http://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-08-16/program-shows-cia-behind-wikipedia-entries/642224|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Facebook|The Faces of Wikipedia users}}&#039;&#039;&#039; (98 percent men, 2 percent squirrels) (Archived: {{archive|7awXF|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Facebook|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents|TOW Admin Noticeboard}}&#039;&#039;&#039;: Your front-row seat at the freak show&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Reporting_of_child_pornography_images_on_Wikimedia_Commons|How the Jew Wikipedia describes its own CP scandal}}&#039;&#039;&#039; (Archived: {{archive|ydvBE|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reporting_of_child_pornography_images_on_Wikimedia_Commons|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/21/education/21wikipedia.html ALL Universities, colleges, schools must ban wikipedia] (Archived: {{archive|8VojN|1}} {{wayback|http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/21/education/21wikipedia.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.wikipediareview.com/ The Wikipedia Review] - Anti-Wikipedia message board, nearly died in 2012&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://wikipediocracy.com/ Wikipediocracy] &amp;amp;ndash; The primary Wikipedia criticism website at present. Like it or suck it.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|GHgD9|Wikipedia: A Techno-Cult of Ignorance}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.theregister.com/2005/10/18/wikipedia_quality_problem?page=2 Another “flattering” review] for Wikipedia (Archived: {{archive|ZWQKf|1}} {{wayback|http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/18/wikipedia_quality_problem/page1.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.theonion.com/wikipedia-celebrates-750-years-of-american-independence-1819568571 &amp;quot;Wikipedia Celebrates 750 Years Of American Independence&amp;quot;] (Archived: {{archive|OPcRp|1}} {{wayback|http://www.theonion.com/articles/wikipedia-celebrates-750-years-of-american-indepen,2007/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://neilclark66.blogspot.com/2007/12/stranger-than-fiction-wikipedia.html Stranger than Fiction: A Wikipedia Conspiracy] (the true story of [[SlimVirgin]]) (Archived: {{archive|6l25|1}} {{wayback|http://neilclark66.blogspot.com/2007/12/stranger-than-fiction-wikipedia.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Template:Smile|Send a wiki pedo-smile}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Yiff One of the many unspeakable things that wikipedos fap to] (Archived: {{archive|JApyK|1}} {{wayback|https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Yiff|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/wikipedia-editor-has-made-some-47-000-corrections-to-online-database-10024355.html?icn=puff-9 Meet the &#039;pedo who has made 47,000 minor corrections of the same grammatical error.] - He insists he has &#039;a life&#039; (Archived: {{archive|v4kF|1}} {{wayback|http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/wikipedia-editor-has-made-some-47000-corrections-to-online-database-10024355.html?icn=puff-9|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/*|Wikipedia Watch}} - Daniel Brandt&#039;s true criticisms!!! &lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.avclub.com/the-scandal-of-olivia-newton-john-12-surprisingly-cont-1798214001 &amp;quot;12 surprisingly controversial Wikipedia pages&amp;quot;] - not surprising, if you know how Wikipedos think (Archived: {{archive|StgP8|1}} {{wayback|http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-scandal-of-olivia-newtonjohn-12-surprisingly-c,2201/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;A Criticism of the Wikipedia&#039;&#039;&#039; - a critical examination of Wikipedia by a [[B&amp;amp;|former]] [[Pervert|user]] Lir (Archives only: {{archive|DDjKo|1}} {{wayback|http://www.kapitalism.net/thoughts/wikipedia.htm|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia Len Osanic vs. Wikipedia]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead) a case study of the edit wars surrounding [[John F. Kennedy|JFK]] assassination [[Truth|conspiracy]] [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|figure]] L. Fletcher Prouty (Archived: {{archive|iSSWY|1}} {{wayback|http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia|20200111065117|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
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{{timeline|Article of the Now June 13, 14 &amp;amp; 15, [[2022]]|[[Keegan Salisbury]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Rachel Marsden</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;WIKISAINTSDEFENSE: * [https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/ Jewbo rapes Rachel Marsden hard core style, than he dumps her live on wiki-pedo-ia, then in return she sells his shit he left at her place on shitty ebay!!!]/* Links */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:RachelMarsden1.jpg|thumb|At [[TOW]] 50% of people want to sleep with me, the other 50% want to kill me.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sweetsweetlove.jpg|thumb|Marsden in front of her sexual dungeon whilst Jimbo inside awaits punishment]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Rachel_Marsden_psycho.jpg|thumb|With makeup]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:180px-RachelMarsden.jpg|thumb|right|Who is [[Xenu]]? I should have asked Greta..]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:RachelMarsden2.jpg|thumb|right|Psychobitch style, [[I&#039;d hit it]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Jimmyjuice.jpg|thumb|In a million years time, this t-shirt will be used to make clones of [[Jimbo]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Rachel Marsden&#039;&#039;&#039; is a former [[Fox News]] commentator and dominatrix, best known for [[FFA|fucking Jimbo Wales]], and exposing their sex chats after he [[Rachel Marsden/Jimbo Wales deleted statement|publicly dumped her on Wikipedia]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
In 1996, Marsden proved the [[cybersex|power of the internet]] by sending her swimcoach porno emails.  Seeing as he replyed [[tits or gtfo]] and their school was on a [[Unix]] based system, and therefore no images existed at the time, she got [[butthurt]] and decided to accuse him of sexual harassment. After he got fired, he made the emails public, and got his job back, having exposed Marsden as a liar.  The fact that [[FOX News|FOX]] later hired her is proof they know a good liar when they see one.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2004 she pled guilty to criminal harassment and was given probation. Her defense was that she [[did it for the lulz]]. This (among other inconvenient facts) caused problems when she got her own [[Wikipedia]] article. People just [[vandalism is pointless|kept putting the inconvenient stuff back in]] and Rachel kept taking it out.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Jimmy Wales==&lt;br /&gt;
So Rachel became the subject of one of the greatest [[revert]] wars in [[Wikipedia]]&#039;s history, involving scores of admins. The fight reached up the chain until [[Jimbo]] [[White_Knighting|decided he had to get personally involved.]] {{archive|QyfLA|His suave manner}} and ability to influence the Wikipedia Hate Machine led her to engage in a {{archive|gbAaW|adulterous relationship}} with him, after he lied about being divorced:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I considered myself single at the time of my one meeting with Rachel Marsden on February 9th, 2008.|Jimmy Wales|lying to get some pussy}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Meanwhile, the [[wikipedo]]s had a massive [[Arbchat]] and decided that you couldn&#039;t write anything mean about Marsden, or anyone who touched Jimmy&#039;s penis.&lt;br /&gt;
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In July 2007, Fox News fired her when they found out she was really from Vancouver. This occurred during the daily Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag, when someone noticed that she didn&#039;t seem to know all the words.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2008 [https://web.archive.org/web/20110710041827/http://gawker.com/362564/transcripts-of-wikipedia-founders-sex-chats the logs] of her and Jimbo talkin&#039; dirty were leaked to [[Valleywag]]. [[Some argue]] that Rachel was the leaker.&lt;br /&gt;
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On March 1, 2008, Wales showed what a classy guy he is by {{archive|n6gpk|dumping her on Wikipedia}}. Rachel retaliated by putting {{archive|RAUMh|Jimbo&#039;s smelly garments up for sale on eBay}}. Included in the sale was a [http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc171/jewishcuisine/82fe_1.jpg t-shirt smeared with Jimmyjuice].&lt;br /&gt;
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Jimbo retaliated by [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&amp;amp;type=block&amp;amp;user=Jimbo_Wales&amp;amp;page=User%3AMarsden banning Marsden].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Rachel Marsden Dox==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Rachel Marsden, who is the worst slut in the world, has been falsely accusing people of raping her during 90s and 00s, including her swimming coach and the Wikipedia founder. On Twitter, she has been caught using her main Twitter accounts and even sock Twitter accounts such as @Non_Disclosure to harass other people she don’t like, even using sexual suggestive words inside her tweets.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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This girl now lives in Paris, France and is working for Sputnik Radio in there.&lt;br /&gt;
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By falsely accusing other people of raping her, this Rachel Marsden scum had insulted all of the rape victims out there. She also exhibits stalking behaviors against others, particularly hackers like “The Jester”.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you want to learn more about her, you can go to the discussion page of her IMDB profile, there’s a post detailing all of her dark deeds. In addition to that, the hacker “The Jester” also has a piece, which is titled “Rachel Marsden – Come on down” that details the sadistic behaviors of the daughter of bitch.&lt;br /&gt;
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By faking her resumes, that Marsden bitch is a fake bitch scum who always boasts about her psychopathic and sadistic scheme. This pinko/commie also always shamelessly defending dictators who commit heinous crimes.&lt;br /&gt;
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By calling herself a “journalist”, she is making the whole journalist community looks ridiculous.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sluts and psychos like Rachel Marsden deserve no place in our current society, and maybe she should be exiled to a remote island to let her rot by herself.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;So, wanna let her taste her own medicine? Here’s her doxes:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Scroll down to the Rachel Marsden part in the link below:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://buyandsell.gc.ca/procurement-data/tender-notice/PW-15-00688111/list-of-interested-suppliers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There’s an address of Rachel Marsden in this pdf:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://efoia.bis.doc.gov/index.php/component/docman/doc_download/1027-bis-2015-0011-commen&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Apparently her email address is &#039;&#039;&#039;rachelmarsden@gmail.com&#039;&#039;&#039; and she has multiple phone numbers. She might now lives in a room in &#039;&#039;&#039;1 RUE CAMILLE DESMOULINS 92300 LEVALLOIS PERRET, PARIS, FRANCE&#039;&#039;&#039;, according to the pdf and the links below:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://listings.findthecompany.com/l/41612630/Marsden-Rachel-Rachel-in-Levallois-Perret&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://french-corporate.com/french-corporate/521/244/921/521244921-MARSDEN-RACHEL.php&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://edecideur.info/edecideur/8542Z/MARSDEN-RACHEL-MARSDEN-RACHEL-521244921.php&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wanna more details? Here’s her home in Google street view:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.google.com/maps/place/1+RUE+CAMILLE+DESMOULINS+92300,++LEVALLOIS+PERRET/@4&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rachel Marsden’s court record regarding her stalking charges:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.canlii.org/en/bc/bcpc/doc/2004/2004bcpc369/2004bcpc369.html?searchUrlHash=AAAA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She works at &#039;&#039;&#039;14 Place du Général Catroux, 75017 Paris, France&#039;&#039;&#039; in 2017 as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;So, troll her if you can by calling pizzas to her home, since there’s a Domino’s pizza shop in 99 Rue Aristide Briand, 92300 Levallois-Perret, France.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Also, you are welcomed to swat her at your own will. Or at least troll her (@Non_Disclosure) on Twitter with shit talks and gamergate style insults and threats.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;You are also welcomed to throw rotten eggs and shoes against her when you see her walking in a Parisian street in real life.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Rachel Quotes==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Maybe (Pakistani cricket fans) should focus less on cricket and a little more on hygiene.|Rachel on Arabs}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Al Gore could really pollute a bathroom.... Just look at the guy. If someone doesn&#039;t take away his pork &#039;n&#039; beans, he&#039;s bound to get another one of those &#039;gut feelings&#039; and mistake his own greenhouse gas production for science!|Rachel on [[Global warming]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Men with small penises can only manage one sexual position - the missionary - and it&#039;s not worth it just for a page on Wikipedia.|Rachel on regrets}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I suggest that you just relax and let me undress you, touch you.... If you want, you can undo the garter and take off my stockings, take off my lace bra and underwear, and let your hands explore my body wherever they want to.|Rachel on [[Jimbo Wales]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Your image is your calling card.|Rachel on delusions of grandeur}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|[[Unwarranted_Self-Importance|Fifty percent of people want to sleep with me, and the other 50 percent want to kill me.]]|Rachel feelin&#039; bitchy}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|[[Delete_fucking_everything|I WANT THIS ARTICLE TAKEN DOWN NOW. NONE OF IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO ME. IT IS A VIOLATION OF MY PERSONAL PRIVACY AND I DO NOT WANT THIS ARTICLE, OR ANY OTHER, EVER RECREATED ON WIKIPEDIA. I DON&#039;T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR &amp;quot;COMMUNITY&amp;quot; OR CONCENSUS. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS, ASK JIMMY WALES.]] |Rachel going postal on her [[TOW]] talk page}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Only one of these is made up.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
[https://web.archive.org/web/20110710041827/http://gawker.com/362564/transcripts-of-wikipedia-founders-sex-chats Courtesy of Valleywag and Jimbo&#039;s ex-girlfriend]:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery caption=&amp;quot;Rogue Quote Gallery&amp;quot;; perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:JimboWalesHotelSex.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:JimboWalesJetSex.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:JimboWalesBroadband.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:JimboWalesMarathonSex.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:JimboWalesGoogleSaves.png&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikichan/Rachel]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.rachelmarsden.com Her website]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/ Jewbo rapes Rachel Marsden hard core style, than he dumps her live on wiki-pedo-ia, then in return she sells his shit he left at her place on shitty ebay!!!]&lt;br /&gt;
*A record of her [http://web.archive.org/web/20070402060216/http://www.caut.ca/en/bulletin/issues/1998_may/sfu.html naughty college days]&lt;br /&gt;
*Court [https://web.archive.org/web/20060624222432/http://www.provincialcourt.bc.ca/judgments/pc/2004/03/p04_0369.htm judgement] against her for harrassment&lt;br /&gt;
*Her [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Rachel_Marsden&amp;amp;oldid=147755667 Wikipedia Arb page], lol&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20040625173450/http://www.thenownewspaper.com/issues04/052204/news/052204nn1.html Article] with more background info&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20060526202300/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Marsden Archive of Rachel Marsdens former wikipedia page]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20100630213923/http://www.wikitruth.info/index.php?title=Uncensored:Rachel_Marsden An even earlier archive at Wikitruth]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20160428050237/http://filthylittlesecrets.com/rachel-marsden-dox-included/ Rachel Marsden dox]&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Archive|0iuqH|ValleyWag profile}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[eBay]]===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQfgtpZ1QQfrppZ25QQsassZamericanada1 Her eBay account]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;del&amp;gt;[http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;amp;item=290211080341 Her auction of Der Jimbo&#039;s shirt]&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt; which has &amp;quot;two [[semen|white stains]]&amp;quot; that she has &amp;quot;been unable to remove&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;del&amp;gt;[http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;amp;item=290211080891 Her auction of Der Jimbo&#039;s sweater]&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt; SOLD&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{FoxNews}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Whores}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Edit Wars]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Faggotry]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People|Marsden, Rachel]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Stub]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:WikiEdit Drama]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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IM CURRENTLY BUSY CHILLING IN MY HOOD WITH MY NASTY WIKIBITCHES... YO SAY HELLO TO MY NIGGLETS AND NIGGERETTES: KonstantinaG07 (EPIC LOSER&#039;S TOP WHORE https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:KonstantinaG07&amp;amp;action=history), tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm, amandaNP... all were raped by [[jimbo Wales]] just like Rachel Marsden was https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Jimmy_Wales&amp;amp;action=history!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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IM CURRENTLY BUSY CHILLING IN MY HOOD WITH MY NASTY WIKIBITCHES... YO SAY HELLO TO MY NIGGLETS AND NIGGERETTES: KonstantinaG07 (EPIC LOSER&#039;S TOP WHORE https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:KonstantinaG07&amp;amp;action=history), tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm, amandaNP... all were raped by [[jimbo Wales]] just like Rachel Marsden was https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Jimmy_Wales&amp;amp;action=history!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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